Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696566558
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>696590197
Sure I will
>>696590501
You should
>>696589878
ive been relaxing for a while and got my sleep schedule fucked beyond belief. karen got me to watch monster musume with him and i really really like the birb. other than that not much.
how about you?
Kyouko claimed.
![Kirino [305].png](https://i.imgur.com/P8zJaLu.png "Kirino [305].png")
>Rem-rin claimed
Not fav hair style but 2nd for sure.
Saber claim
Claimed Megumi
Fuck off
>koto claimed
>>696590693
(Waifu's/Husbandu's Name)
(he/she) - gender of Waifu/Husbandu
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still here
>>696590934
wat from ??
>>696591069
Fate/stay series
>>696591069
Nice! Makes me wanna steal her.
>>696590709
Papi is literally the worst waifu, nest to miaa
Rachnera a best
>>696590997
Fran
She
Operate
Dog
She
Fran
Computer
Run
Draw
Water
Ribs
Fran
Table
Quickly
Her
Foot
Elbow
She
Stab
My house
Nose
Slowly
Tits
You liar!
Pancreas
Anus
Large
My exotic waifu, from a far-away land.
>>696591501
>Papi is literally the worst waifu.
Fran you're hurting me right now man. Be right back I have to study for my drivers test.
>>696590778
Do you have a bunch of non-Kyouko pics just for baking?
>>696592152
I will just say he has a reasonable Warwick folder.
>>696591501
Verb 1 basically means repeat the same verb, but whatever.
...
Fran said she would never operate a dog but, sure enough, that's exactly what she was doing when you walk into the room.
"Fran," you say, this computer-runninging foolery has to stop. If you keep drawing that water, your ribs will give out!"
Fran turns to you, dropping the table and quickly exposing her foot to you.
"My elbow is just fine, Anon." she says, "I could stab from here to my house and it would still work as good as anyone else's nose What I'm worried about is how slow your tits are."
You shake your fist in the air with a shout.
"You liar! You've roasted me again with that silliness!" you cry, "Now your pancreas will touch my anus, and it will be large"
And then, there was lewd.
>>696591872
I'm joking, the worst girl is monako
Have fun!
>>696592279
Hopefully L E W D ones
Claimed.
People say that 4chan is the asshole of the internet, but honestly that honor goes to deviantart.
Rory-sama claimed
Mr. Mime claimed
>>696592995
Deviantart is actually where all the oldfags went.
>>696593293
wrong pony
Claimed
>>696592377
>Your pancreas will touch my anus
I can only be so erect, please stop
>>696592821
Hello again
>>696593785
>best idol claimed?
>>696593293
>>696593439
Thats just asinine. Only the eyes and glasses changed. For all we know it could be the same fucking pony you sped.
Rogue One Reporting in .
>>696591568
>blue eyes
>>696594700
you were the one who created the first tg group?
>>696593817
I think I'll write another one.
>>696595017
Second, but yes. I'm the one you speak of
>>696594198
Jar jar Binks
Single and ready to mingle
>>696595143
Why not?
>>696595147
oh, ok.
tell atago that we're missing him
its been a while hasnt it
>>696595951
It has. How are you?
>>696595656
who would miss that idiot?
>>696596124
not bad
hanging around the chan for a while
nothing really noteworthy
>speedwagon
>>696592152
I have a lot of folders.
>>696592715
Don't go there, that's a bad place.
>>696596664
>>696596774
Exactly.
>>696596912
>>696597003
Why is this a thing.
>>696596774
>>696597003
Kill it
>>696597054
Hey Galko, I thought you switched to Tio
>>696590612
I'm not that big on claiming anymore, I don't mind others doing it, though. Have fun with it ~
But every time I see these threads on /b/, I have the same train of thought:
"Hmm, cute, haven't done this in a long time.
But shouldn't this be on /a/ or something?
Wait, it's /b/, anything goes. I'm so stupid ><"
Also, Dizzy claim <3
Faggots, all of you. Which puts me in great company, considering I'm kinda horny.
FUCK TRUMP
>>696595418
Prepare for hardcore teasings in this one.
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(Waifu/Husbandu)
Claiming Yuuki
>>696597444
They call me the cringe machine
I catch the cringe, I spread the cringe
I eat the cringe, I shit the cringe
Without cringe, I will die
Inhale the cringe
Exhale the cringe
Inject the cringe into my bloodstream
There is bad cringe, and there is worse cringe
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)
Smoke the cringe, snort the cringe
Take the cringe until you OD
If you borrowed my cringe then you owe me
A new fresh OC cringe
>>696597987
Mercy will cure your AIDS.
>>696597705
Hello
>>696597705
Then please do my mad lib. It's both faggoty and horny, and I'm at least one of those two, plus lonely.
>>696597983
>>696598456
Howdy, Tomoko. Anything happen while I was gone?
>>696597705
Oh boy! Sounds fun!
>>696597983
If it's meant to be lewd, I can help
Fran
Bedroom
Horny
Fran
Happy
France
Bedroom
France
Fran
Quickly
She
Her
Ass
4
Hours
Her
Ass
Waifu
Fran
Her
Ass
Honey
Her
She
Ass
Nipple
Fran
Ass
Ass
Penis
Porn video
9
Fran
Bedroom
Waifu
>>696594018
>Filenames
>>696598563
OH, WAY TO FORGET THE FUCKING PICTURE. FUCK ME. ... Please. I'm kinda desperate.
>>696598563
nothing of note. at least in my opinion
>>696598169
Please do
>>696598947
Waifu. Waiu never changes.
>>696599223
[boom, flash, AIDS cured]
If only it really were that easy in reality.
Closing at work is simultaneously the best and worst thing
Sinon claimed
>>696598707
Anon and Fran's trip to the bedroom.
"This is horny, Anon!" Fran says, looking around in happiness, "I've never been to France before!"
You reply, "You're silly!" chuckling and shaking your head, the bedroom isn't in France!"
"Come on, Anon..." Fran groans quickly as she scratches her ass, "Don't be a little nerd geography nerdface nerdy nerd. Your nerdiness is adorable, but only for about 4 hours, after that I just feel like gagging and spanking you. We should party it up!"
Oh. Ohhhh, she is perfect. That ass of hers is perfect. Teasingly perfect, seeing something that beautiful and knowing that it's part of your Waifu. It took your breath away. You begin to drool. Yes, go on, keep scratching it. Mmmmh, you couldn't handle it. Fran is just the most precious living thing, and her ass probably smells like honey.
Her eyes light up. Some mischief is about to occur, it seems. Yep, the naughty face is on.
"Uhhh?!" she grunts with a small, round mouth that forms into a smirk, "So, me scratching my ass fires you up, Anon? I noticed, I'm really smart! It looks like you really like it! Imagine if I started scratching my nipple! Or, licking it, maybe! You're so cute when you get all frustrated. Come on, say 'The Fran ass is the best ass!' Say it!"
You try to say it, but it's just too lewd. You pass out, fall down, and hit your penis on a porn video. It breaks into 9 pieces, but Fran's love is able to fix it. Now, come on, make this trip to the Bedroom with your Waifu a good one.
>>696599744
Hello friend
>>696598927
Well, are you begging for gay sex?
I might be able to help
>>696599819
Lewd
>>696599542
i guess thats true
cooking Viking style meat strips. Wish me luck!
>Makoto
>>696600040
Sup Yuuki?
>>696595656
Who's we, and where are you from?
>>696600261
Playing some Overwatch with friends, you?
>>696600409
Eating, might play some battlefield 4 in a sec
>>696600117
Only with cute twinks and traps.
>>696600409
DID SOMEONE SAY OVERWATCH?
>>696600196
Yum
clmd
Claiming
>>696600975
I am a cute twink <3
>>696600510
Nice, I never could get into Battlefield that much. I liked BF3 though.
>>696600975
I DID INDEED
Does your waifu look good in beach wear?
>>696601660
I don't believe you.
>>696601706
YOU'D BETTER BE ON XBONER.
>/waifu/ plays Overwatch
We'd be YouTube famous.
>>696601706
Yes Bf3 is better however I like seeing my sinon on my snipers
>>696601843
I'll never know, no one has draw her in it...
>>696601855
Why not?
And how drunk are you?
Lucy i just sorta have something for her kind, mentally unstable the kind that just looks like they need a hug
>>696602067
You're risking your limbs being torn off clean from invisible limbs
>>696602067
I used to claim her. She had a tough life bro. love her.
But shes autistic half the time. The other half shes a maniac.
>shino
>>696601879
>Operation Metro
I hated playing that every other round, worst map ever
>>696602067
She's pretty OK
>>696602052
Totally sober. And this is /b/.
>>696602408
>Prone
>Mount LMG
>Spray
?????
>Profit
>>696602317
I'm The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, Shino. I know more about this than anyone.
...
Sometimes the Anon does not choose the Waifu. Sometimes the Waifu chooses the Anon. The one that's right for you is the one you love, and the one that loves you.
It all worked out in the end.
Don't be afraid.
>>696602067
But she was abused, if they had loved her from the start she would have been pretty normal
>>696602052
>Not drawing a cutie in swimwear
That is criminal
>>696602409
Which means I can't be cute?
Don't you normally post drunk?
>>696602757
She has so little fan art...
>>696602562
It's not as easy as
>pick mobile AA
>shoot at planes
????
>Get highest score
>>696592441
hey thread didnt RIP while i was gone cool
>I'm joking, the worst girl is Monako
i'm so glad you're just joking heh... there's something about her that i love so much and i can't quite put my finger on it.
>>696598035
yuuko its been a while hows it been?
>>696597054
my man
>>696602562
>LMG
>Not a DMR or sniper
It's like you didn't want the easy head-shots.
>>696601855
PC
>>696601879
Gotcha, I forget what my emblem was
>>696601843
Yes
>>696598035
Beautiful
BIKING MEAT STICKS AND MEAD, AWWWWW YES!
>Makoto
>>696598035
>Water mark
>>696602917
Fine, how about you?
>>696602865
Only sometimes. I'm thinking about fixing this little sobriety problem. And only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>696602879
There were some pretty shitty pilots in bf3
>>696603066
People are saltier from LMGs
>>696603200
It's a little saddening to see bf3 and bfbc2 pretty dead
>>696603497
Interesting
>>696603548
I thought it was a /pol/ thing
>>696603648
I just hope Battlefield 1 feels fresh
and has a bow and arrow, I wanna be a WW1 ninja
>>696602917
The butt?
Or how much of a bird brain she is?
>>696603576
Then what do you look like?
>>696603743
In the end, it doesn't even matter. Actually, everything is an /a/ thing in the end. That's THE BOARD. The first, whence all others came or were derived, and into which they shall collapse at the end of the web, when that day comes.
>>696603945
I'm actually a manlet with a beer belly and long hair who wears milsurp gear everywhere.
>>696603827
>Bow and arrow
>WW1
Hmm.. not like I was expecting BF1 to be historically accurate
Fuck the sun.
Nigger, the name given to my people
Nigger, the word that separates us from them
Nigger, the title used to degrade and distinguish
Nigger, a title of great anguish.
A nigger is a slave, a nigger is worthless
And a nigger shouldn’t have a say
A nigger is good for nothing but hard labour,
And a nigger bitch is good for fucking
A nigger doesn’t deserve to live,
Unless the white man sees it fit.
A nigger was born to work,
And niggers were born to be controlled,
A nigger can’t complain of these things,
Because it’s the natural order,
Some say it’s the way things should be.
So after hearing these things can somebody tell me,
Why the hell WE refer to ourselves as niggers?
I’m a young black male and I’m goddamn proud,
Of what we came from to where we are now
You may want to be a nigger, but that choice is up to you
See I’m no slave, and I know my worth
So don’t fucking call me a nigger!
Stella's mine
>if trips everyone has to reply with a lewd to this post
Imagine the feeling when you are dead.
What does it feel like to not exist?
>>696603648
Getting shot from half way down the tunnel seems like it'd be more aggravating. Only LMG salt I saw was the M60.
>>696604148
Prevalence of automatic weapons says no
I can settle for a saber on horseback
>>696604225
you can certainly try, but it's a bit hot
I wonder how people will react when I jump a tank with my Seabiscuit and drop an AT grenade inside
>>696604225
Shade me with your butt
>>696604584
I completely screwed that up, but i'm sure you guys can figure it out
>>696603648
Right? I really want BF1 to be good.
>>696604485
I've had this thought every now and again. Shit's creepy as fuck
>>696604101
So not cute?
Nevermind about the hardcore gay sex
>>696604225
BURN THE SUN DOWN!
>>696604587
It seems to small for that
>>696603560
i've just been taking it easy, it being summer and all. went and got my sleep schedule messed up again but i don't really care.
how about you?
>>696603945
i'm a huge butt guy so i'm sure that contributes to it but i think how much of a bird brain she is contributes more. i think it's absolutely adorable!
/fa/shion Waifu
>>696604225
Do I have to?
>>696604485
Dying is only a tragedy for simple minds.
>>696604753
Kek, I'm not really Yukko.
>>696604745
Not at all. Until I am cuddling. Apparently, that's cute.
>>696604753
>mental deficiencies are qt
Wew lad.
>>696604538
Are you playing on consoles?
>>696604584
Weren't automatic weapons like.. a prototype during Ww1?
>>696604683
Last time it took some time to time a match for bfbc2
>>696604753
She is funny most of the time, when not annoying
>>696604956
I enjoy cuddling, but maybe not with fat manlets.
No offense
>>696605091
No, machine gun emplacements were the reason the war got so bloody. People werent expecting the havok they could deal to a front of troops.
>>696605091
Well, they had some. Moslty MGs like the Vickers and the Germans had the MG42, IIRC. I remember the Vickers being called a coffee grinder because it ground up any enemy charges like so many coffee beans or some shit like that. But automatic weapons weren't used on anything other than a squad level until well after the war. They were so stupid heavy, unweildly and complex that they pretty much had to be crew-served and weren't easily man-portable.
>>696605322
You wouldn't be able to breathe under me. I weigh 220lbs.
Have you guys ever called anybody a cock as an insult?
>>696605091
I think they were prototypes, but automatic weapons were mostly mounted machine guns
>>696604683
It is creepy in it's own way yeah.
>>696604916
Kinda true.
Except it still is a tragedy for the relatives of the one who dies. Usually.
>>696604917
you pranked me good Mai
>>696604956
>Wew lad.
it's not like she's real :^)
>>696605322
i never really found her annoying personally. i think the only one i don't like is horse.
>>696605091
They were around for the American civil war. They were just heavy and needed tons of maintenance.
They were a mai stay of trench warfare, like gas and barbed wire
>>696605438
Or a calvary charge. That doesn't work well
>>696605570
That's not that huge
But probably enough to crush me
>>696605593
Dick yes, but not cock
>>696605593
All the time. Add some adjectives like cockwrangler or cockstick.
>>696604584
I like it hot.
>>696604587
I don't think my little loli butt is big enough.
>>696604745
YEAH!
>>696604756
Well no, but really. Too damn hot. It's like 8:30 and it's still low 90Fs outside.
>>696605091
Most automatic weapons were LMG's, smg's came near the end of the war
It just feels disappointing that it'll play the same as any other FPS, Imagine having bolt action rifles and having to decide whether to cycle another round or charge with a bayonet
>>696605593
not that i can recall why?
>>696605091
Yes, haven't played BF3 in a long time though.
>>696605570
Forgot my goddamn pic again.
>>696605713
Mental deficiency is about as cute in fictional women as it is in real ones.
>>696605736
The Gatling gun wasn't a machine gun as we think of one. It was a massive, hand-cranked beast essentially made up of a bunch of bolt action rifles stuck together.
>>696605825
Do you know an example of an actually deployed smg in ww1?
>>696605842
I just over heard someone tell another person to "stop being a cock"
I nearly spit out my drink
>>696605593
Absolutely.
I call people all sorts of odd things though.
https://youtu.be/0wLt5eMXCyw
>>696606140
the MP18 was basically the only one, the
>>696606140
Bergmann MP-18.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP_18
>>696605438
>>696605570
>>696605619
>>696605736
>>696605825
Hmm shows how much I know my history.. then again I dont recall ever be told about WW1 just it was a thing
>>696605880
It's what got me into battlefield series
Does anyone in this thread work in the advanced medical field? I'm looking for someone with experience regarding surgery.
>>696606481
Thanks!
>>696606209
huh people say odd things
>>696605713
Fair enough
Your thoughts on Rachnera?
>>696605784
Do you think that will work?
I mean, I think it will. You can burn anything if it gets hot enough
>>696606062
It still shot tons of bullets very fast
>>696606636
Yeah, we hardly covered it too.
>>696606668
I'm about to start my freshman year as a Biomedical Engineering major, I might be able to help
>>696606668
In spite of my waifu, I don't work medical but may be able to help anyway.
>>696606973
Yeah, and big ones at that. #OGHMG
>>696606973
It's like nobody gave a shit about ww1
Claimed
>>696606636
It was a great installment. Better than 4, not to say 4 was bad though.
>>696606898
It took me by surprise, it is one of those things that people say that just makes me laugh
>>696606973
It was actually pretty slow, if you cranked too fast it could jam and it had to be fed ammo because belts didn't exist
>>696607171
Nobody really knows why WW1 started in the first place, but without it, modern war would be pretty different
I really wish I wasn't such a light weight when it came to spicy stuff, but damn those were good.
>>696606973
>>696607165
Maybe you can help. I am looking for a high quality textbook for the study on anesthetics and anesthesiology. Do you know any good textbooks, and do not worry about price.
>>696607171
Well, when you cinsider how influencal the war was, it did little to nothing to the world order. It made the failed league of nations, led to the great depression, and set up a broken treaty that lead to ww2. The actual warfare is not as important as the causes and effects of the war. Not much caused it, and not much came of it so it is barely mentioned.
>>696606973
Well i mean, sure.
It'll make it a new and more interesting color.
>>696607171
I'm Canadian and my history classes throughout elementary and junior high focused on it to the point of excess and utterly ignored the second world war, 1812, the American Revolution, 'Nam, modern middle easter wars, the Rwandan genocide and the mass removals of kebab. I always found it ridiculous, although the Great War was probably a very important war to Canada. It was the first war we fought in as an independent power of sorts and we made huge accomplishments and strides that no other force at the time did, like being the very first to survive and subsequently retaliate against a gas attack, not to mention taking Vimy.
>>696606973
Rachnera was alright. Probably my 4th or 5th favorite, but even still there's giant gap between my 5th favorite and Cerea. At first I thought I wouldn't like her at all but she ended up being pretty alright.
>>696607647
Time for bed now?
>>696607779
Actually, Canada did not join the first war independently. They joined upon the demand of the United Kingdom. The first war they entered independently was the second word war. But I know what you mean about studying it in excess. I a French and got so much about the first world war, but skipped much of the rest.
