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I'm gay
>>696478883
Fucking my bestfriend gf for almost 1 week straight.
>>696479288
did you step back from the ledge?
>>696478883
I wish I was a 4chan mod, I feel like a young politicain or cop wanting to clean up the streets.
Even though I know it ends with bring disgusted by the stuff you have to deal with, then making a deal with the FBI just to keep the bandwidth paid for.
Rip moot.
I hate pokemon go
>>696479338
wow, how have you not cum yet?. Good work non.
u like video games try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC6EaPLCMvk
>>696479517
fuck off, cunto
>>696478883
im currently trying to get a 25 year old to show me her boobs
TF2 palayer here bro, OW can suck titties
>>696479469
Kek. Nah but I pull out and cum on her tittes
>>696479338
I fucked my friend's ex just a couple hours after they broke up. were fuck buddies for about a month before he found out. no regrets.
Im a little bit gay its just no ones business. ive never done anything with a man but for the right little fuck toy Id probably do it
>>696479469
meth is one hell of a drug
I'm leaving my boyf just don't know how to do it
>>696478883
i might be gay but seeing stuff on 4chan always convinces me i'm not
sometimes i have the temptation to make out with guys that i've been around, but i only ever get off to girls (or only ever have i guess; looked at gay porn once and closed it cause it was grody). made out with guy once but that was for a few seconds and i walked away feeling like that was not good decision/enjoyable
i like being able to assert myself as heterosexual white male
>>696479676
gg anon. Proud of you
im a female but you cant tell anyone here or they immediately ask for pictures of your boobs.
>>696479752
Same here, gotta leave your options open.
>>696479888
been there
just do it
>>696480094
tits or gtfo
I can't stop masturbating to ballbusting porn and I really wish someone would kick me in the balls so I can finally experience it.
>>696478883
i want a cock up my ass
>>696478883
I snitch to the cops for money
I have given them tonnes of info that have got people put away for life
>>696480129
set a date... just going to move tf out before I kill his ass
>>696479664
oh shit did i say 25? i meant 15
>>696478883
I masturbate to the thought of a young girl having diarrhea in public and having to shit in something that is not a toilet while everyone is watching. I got really hard while typing this too.
Should I seek help?
game theory : why i gave the pope autism
game theory : why i gave the pope aids
game theory : why i gave the pope more pussy than a cat shelter
game theory : why i gave the pope a fursona
>>696478883
I stole some of my sisters dirty panties today
>>696480264
by midnight friday
>>696480493
he hasn't even noticed I basically packed all my shit... idiot
I'm a lonely single male. I have fat crush on my aunt that is close in age. We basically grew up with each other most of our teenage lives. I don't know how or when to make a move. She has a boyfriend but I just think that maybe she might get bored or see that is messing around isn't considered cheating or weird. Any ideas?
>>696480305
Details.
>>696478883
cars mom tried to friend me in teh back ofm y fingers
>>696480042
he treated her like shit so she rarely put out and when she did the sex was mediocre, he was inexperienced and smaller dick. 1st time we fucked she was pretty drunk and kept saying how much better i was. Plus even though she was on bc he always used a condom, I never did with her. i was also the 1st uncut guy she had been with and she thought it was awesome
>>696480712
lol
breakup by tomorrow midnight actually. get your life movin
I'm an ET.
Proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhfkmEbQto
Please Share. I have a message for the entire world.
>>696478883
I'm dating an ex prostitute
>>696480927
how many guys has she been with?
>>696480927
how's that goin'
>>696478883
I have been obsessed with finding a fiend of mine who left school ramdomly one day and I never heard from him again. I was 12 when it happened. Im 31 now and it has driven me crazy for almost two decades.
I want to act on my homicidal thoughts.
>>696480094
Only newfags ask for tits or gtfo in the wrong context just ignore them
The day i can rape a drunk asleep girl (and i hope for my sister or a 14 15 yo girl) i will do.
>>696481057
Around 300
>>696481089
Some days better than others. It sucks knowing she's had so many dicks inside of her. She gives me lots of head though when I'm feeling down about it
>>696478883
I'm not suicidal but I don't like living, thinking of going off killing some animals and see if i get any buzz out of it.
I've masturbated in church.
>>696480905
and miss out on not getting any dick for weeks? his sex drive is so low I fap to sleep every night... he says men can only cum once ?????????? -________-
>>696481190
holy shit
>>696479338
If you can say it like that while it's still happening and it's lasting for a week now you are either lying or he isn't your best friend.
>>696478883
I'm secretly in love with my 11yo niece. I rarely see her anymore but I'd never make a move or anything. I just want her to know I care for her
>>696481190
less than the average girl you date nowadays.
>not bad.
>>696481371
Nice. I've masturbated in a time Hortons bathroom. Into the sink.
I want to fuck my boyfriend's brother so bad
I have strong feelings for a 13 year old.
I wish I didn't.
I spend a lot of energy trying to rationalize them away... but they persist.
I'm not delusional. I know she isn't mature enough to handle a real relationship.
I also know society wouldn't allow it.
And yet I can't change how I feel.
It doesn't bother me as much as it used to... it's mostly just annoying now.
I just keep hoping it'll fade away.
>>696479666
>666
I wish I girl. Too late for hormones thou.
I've seen and sniffed my dad's dick while he was asleep on the couch. He woke up and asked me what the fuck I was doing. I ran upstairs and we never talked about it again.
I have no idea why, but I have an infatuation with how dicks smell. I've told my exes I just like giving head but it's all for the smell.
I've never told anyone in real life because I'm fucking weird.
>>696481596
>I just want her to know I care for her
>i care.
>care.
I post nudes to tumblr and so far it's the only thing that helped me like my body.
>>696481693
I can't engrish.
>I wish I was a girl.
There, fixed.
>>696481387
lol
i think i've only ever cum once in the same round but there have been many times when i'd cum and then keep going. when i was with my ex i came really quickly so i first tried to hide it and just keep going cause i was so self-conscious about it. somehow, i stayed hard and she didn't notice. eventually, i told opened up about it and she was actually pretty great about it. she kinda came around those last few months we were dating...
>>696481853
>I wish I were a girl.
Subjunctive case. Fixed.
I have unprotected sex with strangers, my girlfriend doesn't know
>>696481699
you should kill yourself u disgusting nigger faggot
I fucked a chicken because when i'd never had sex because i wondered what it'd feel like.
>>696481999
I'm not a guy or a nigger
>>696482001
So what did it feel like?
>>696480253
how much money we talkin bout
>>696482146
Better than my hand...
>>696479676
So it's a common things and I thought I was special. I have many regrets though and it happened just once. Couldn't look him in the eye without feeling like shit so I slowly distanced myself from him and her. It's been two years now and it still creeps up on me that he might find out.
>>696481876
we don't talk about our sex life or share enough about ourselves to make the relationship worth it anymore (5 yrs) but once every two weeks isn't enough and I'm too lazy to cheat it's too much work
>>696480315
Yes you pedo scat beta fuck
>>696482421
>>696482117
Which would be more degrading. Fucking a dog. Or fucking a nigger?
Also. Would you suck daddy's dick?
>>696481121
My best friend moved away in 8th grade. we eventually lost touch, he traveled around the world and shit. One day when i was 20 i ran into his mom at the store, she said he was coming back to visit her in a couple weeks and we could catch up then. On his 3rd day back in town his fam was gonna have a party/get together and i could finally see him again then. He died on his 1st night back.
>>696481853
>>696481903
GET SHIT ON
>>696482592
I'll never in my entire life fuck a nigger.
I wouldn't, I'm not into him, I was young and curious and he was asleep.
>>696482315
Did you kill the chicken? If not how's the chicken now these days?
>>696482276
depends on the tip and result
say if I tip the cops off to a cholo that deals maybe some pills and weed, its no big deal, and I would get between $70-$100
if I give them details on a large scale drug operation or lead them to a wanted felon I can make high 4 figures and I get whatever reward is associated with that person.
>>696482411
i'm pretty against cheating personally; it's just a cowardly and shitty way of going about things
>>696482724
I fucked a nigger once.
>>696482411
i'm telling you, just break up with him
>>696482779
Actually some wild dogs got into our backyard and had a feast.
>>696481664
then just be fuck buddies. I fuck a 14yo girl a couple times a week, neither want a relationship, too much work/drama/etc
>>696482780
damn sounds not worth it. how do you get away with it
>>696482933
I know I have to just dreading the feels can't be unhappy life is just too short. Friday should be fun
>>696482603
holy shit man, that is awful. I have often thought about who I would find if i ever found him. Would he be a cool dude, a jerk or whatever. Over the years I have come close or so I thought only to find that it was not him. My biggest fear is that I will find him one day and he wont remember me or we will be so different from one another that there is no hope of us being friends.
>>696478883
Pretty sure i had servere depression and anxiety as a child, i know theres something wrong with me now, probably a social disorder or something but, i start military training soon to work full time in a combat position. Still don't know how i passed my psyche assessment. I guess i'm a good actor...
>>696482861
It is very shitty, but sometimes and I really mean sometimes you just can't control it and it can happen. And I swear to god every time I'm in a serious relationship girls are jumping out of nowhere like they know I'm taken, but when I'm single then they are nowhere to be found for a long time.
>>696483219
Yep. Same shit here. When im in a relationship I get more chances to fuck randoms than i do when im single, but im not a fuckhead so i wont do that to someone
i cannot cook to save my life, but i try all the time and end up with garbage. i made an omelet du fromage once and it came out really wet, but also burnt.
>>696482953
Her dad is in good with the local gang.
If he ever found out I wouldn't even make it to a jail cell.
Hell of a risk just to score some pussy
>>696483361
maybe start with scrambled eggs and then work your way up to an omelet
>>696483017
I am a dumb ass and low level shitbag, I got busted, cops saw I was well connected and decided to use me. I accepted, cash is good. I have a burner phone and still do dodgy shit so people have no idea. cops are good at keeping it confidential
when i was a kid i had friend named sam. One day i told him he was a loser coz i was angry. He died a couple weeks later in a plane crash. That was the last thing i ever remember saying to sam.
>>696483437
13yo pussy is tastey tho
My ex has gone through serious trauma and I try to help her by being there for her. My girlfriend doesn't understand but I can't tell her why I care so much because it's not my story to tell.
>>696483487
i imagine that kinda thing can get you killed. cops must have a network of people like you
I've cheated on my military husband dozens of times. If repeated hookups count, might even be in the three digits. He's coming back from deployment in three weeks and I'm considering killing myself before he finds out. I hate myself so so so so so so much for this.
>>696483626
Make sure your life insurance is up to date.
>>696483626
Fucking kill yourself you dumb bitch I hope he finds out and fucking shoves his cock down your cut open neck
>>696483626
You are a worthless fucking bitch. I hope he finds out and kills you.
>>696479666
WITNESSED
>>696483626
I am a Soldier. This has happened to me.
You are a low life cunt. Your husband is putting his life on the line whilst you get dicked, you selfish fucking std ridden cunt.
Die
>>696483626
What comes to mind is the scene from Jarhead when this dudes wife sends him the tape. I remember when I first saw that movie it broke me.
>>696483847
Incredibly shitty someone would do that to a deployed serviceman.
I'm looking for an anon in AZ so I can try sucking cock for the first time...
caek
>>696483102
i couldnt even go to his funeral i was so devastated, but i know he would understand. also my 1st niece was born that same night, almost at the same time. I kinda see her as a replacement (cant think of better word). So on her bday i always take some time to think about the good times we had. dk if this makes sense as i am under the influence
>>696483601
yes it most certainly could. I don't have enough money to disappear. I keep giving the cops tips I keep getting paid, I don't tip, I don't get paid. Its a vicious circle that I put myself in. Sometimes I wish I could undo the stupid shit I have done.
>>696483693
It is, but suicide doesnt count. I know.
>>696483696
>>696483813
>>696483847
>>696483874
I completely agree. I have some of his guns here and I'm literally on the edge of doing it.
>>696483626
Haha you weak little wench. Cant keep it in your pants for a guy that pays for you to survive? This whole time he's been deployed in a hell hole just waiting to get back to his perfect wife that 'loves' him and this is what you do to him? Ha! No. He if youre gonna kill yourself you cant leave it on him to blame himself for not being there for you. You tell him the truth. Then kill yourself, coz youre a piece of shit that leeches of someone else and gives nothing good back in return. Whore.
>>696482411
I'm in the same boat anon.
14year relationship and have kids but sex is once ever few weeks and it's a choir for them so I get no enjoyment from it.
I spend loads of time on swinging sites and tinder/badoo/pof etc just looking to chat just to get some thrill of potential cheating.
>>696482603
how'd he die?
>>696483626
I mean that's just a really shitty thing to do. Just say you lost interest or something and skip town before he shows up. Then pray he never finds out.
When showering.
I soap up my left middle finger, and shove it up my anus. I fish around and hook out bits of shit.
I wash it off my finger with the water from the shower.
I repeat this until my finger comes out of my ass clean.
I then spend ages getting the stink off my finger.
>>696483626
You just can't get enough cock in you eh? You love it...
>>696483626
You are not alone. 99% military wives do cheat their useless pawn for cooperate brainless husbands. Nothing literally makes me happy more than seeing a military family get destroyed, maybe the only thing would make more happy is when those worthless piece of cunts came back in coffins. Hope he came back in coffin or missing part of his limbs, as he rightfully deserves.
>>696483960
yeah man, it was the worst few months of my life
I hate that cunt so much
>>696484066
Car accident. Just drive as fast as you can into a bridge abutment.
>>696483994
Where in arizona if I may ask
>>696481190
>>696481613
as with any number a girl throws your way, start by multiplying it by 10 to get a rough estimate.
>>696484183
Smells like b8 to me...
I sometimes want to leave my gf for a crush from college, despite her being inferior to my gf in most aspects. I don't know. I'm just bored.
>>696484088
at this point my hitachi stays plugged in on my side of the bed. luckily I declined every seed he planted... by the time we get to my two week sex up I'm so desperate I'm glad some one is touching me. it's pathetic
>>696484066
you have posted on /B before
fuck die you fucking cunt
I really want you to die
get one of those guns stick it up your cunt and pull the trigger
>>696484069
I have a suicide letter that comes clean about everything, he won't blame himself, I promise.
>>696484154
I can't live with myself like this
>>696484182
It's biological
>>696484243
Why? I have more of his guns here than fingers on both of my hands.
>>696484456
Keep your gf, if your bored with her marry her, it'll keep you occupied for a year or two
>>696484513
Coroners aren't nice about listing cause of death as "cleaning accident" anymore. Drive off a bridge. He'll get the payout then.
Im fucking one of my friends sisters and im 90% sure the girls boyfriend knows
666 get!
>>696478883
i love black cocks and i am a man
>>696484404
Mesa
>>696484738
What about the suicide letter you dipshit
>>696484498
Yeah I have and that sounds like a bad way to die
I like Chris D'Elia's Snapchat.
I wear diapers and I want my friends to find out. basically I have some photos of me in them and I figured I'd give somebody my facebook info and they couId upload them and have some fun
>>696484771
that was bad, and you should feel bad
>>696478883
A succubus follows me around. I'm dead serious.
>>696479752
same, telling yourself you're 100% straight just limits your options.
>>696484183
If it wasn't for guys like him guys like you would be cucking some japanese or Nazi cock on a daily basis asswipe
>>696484513
Yeah i think you should end it before he gets back, he'll move on and he's just got back from deployment so he'll still be in the 'soldier' state of mind so he'll be able you organise a funeral and shot without it breaking him. But anon up there is right, make sure it doesnt look like a suicide so he at least gets some insurance money off you, you owe him that.
>>696484647
>marry her
it's probable you're trolling, but thanks anyway.
I just don't see how what you said could help me in any way
>>696484066
I'm not the one to put hate on you so don't kill yourself...
I cheated on my gf while we were separated for a month with a girl that wasn't half what she is and I felt like crap about it, but I found out she did the same during the same time. She confessed she did cos she felt bad and I forgave her cos I did it too, but she didn't know. So I felt shitty and confessed too after some time. We lasted one more year... I completely trusted her cos I saw how bad she felt, but she could never trust me again. Lesson learned though, once you break trust it's just a mater of time. And yea, never fucking confess, ever.
>>696483361
omelet is pretty straight forward. when making it, do the following:
mix 2 eggs, a dash of salt and a teaspoon of water in a bowl until eggs are well beaten
put butter (real butter-not any fucking cooking spray or 'I can't believe it's not butter'; all that stuff is so much worse for you than butter; trust me, go with butter) on a saute pan
let the butter melt and make sure it covers the bottom of the pan but isn't burnt
once that's done, pour the egg mixture onto the pan
let it cook (don't flip) and, while it's cooking, use a rubber spatula thing to scoop under the sides of the pand and make a little pocket for the egg on top to flow down to the pan and meet the metal. make sure the bottom part is sturdy enough for you to lift it with a spatula (don't try to do it when it's still gooey)
let it cook a good amount of time and then add the ingredients and get under the side of the omelet and fold it over onto itself, covering the contents of the omelet
i do all of this over pretty low heat; might be a very small amount higher than medium on an electric stove, and all the way down on a gas stove
>>696484513
kill yourself now
live stream it
>>696484513
Why not contact him and come forward with this and tell him you are feel so bad about it you are planning on killing yourself before he gets home. Maybe he will realize you have a sex problem and think you are not just a whore and maybe he will want to help instead of see you dead?
>>696484999
Checked and thanks for the honest reply, but I'm deadset on coming clean and killing myself tbh
>>696484995
dafuq? why would you think /b/ is trying to help you?
you are worse than that military slut everybody is trolling
>>696484995
Nah i'm serious why not marry her? If you wouldnt marry her than i'd say best move on and find a new toy
>>696483626
Pic related it's me, not hubbys baby
>>696484423
I really hope not. Already thinking about breaking up with her. The sexual favors aren't worth it. She has fucking ADD too and drives me insane.
>>696478883
I wait everyday for posts like this to write everything what is going with my life because I don't know how to talk about them with my friends or my loved ones.
>>696484999
that's the wrong take-away...
maybe if you hadn't have held that over her head making her feel bad like some cunt (i'm referring to you as the cunt) she'd be able to trust you
i probably wouldn't trust a partner that didn't have enough character to tell me she cheated on me when i cheated on her
>>696484183
No one is gonna take that bait mate, nice try tho
>>696485157
oh wow
>>696485011
4chan the place where you can find an omlet 'how to guide' in a secrets thread.
Kek
>>696484149
Freak accident pretty much. he got really drunk at a party, somehow managed to drive home safely. they dont know for sure exactly what happened but the car caught fire in the driveway while he was still in it. He was either passed out drunk or from the car exhaust. They think car overheated somehow and thats how the fire started or possibly dropped a lit cigarette when he passed out
>>696484456
Don't you will regret it for the rest of your life
>>696485274
omelets are my shit
>>696485157
Yep, crash the car.
>>696485119
Nah, there are people that give you really good advice here. Mostly at this time of the day
>>696483626
Good girl, you deserve than that piece of shit obedient peasant cunt. Don't feel bad as he's lucky and blessed to have such a free spirit lady who can do whatever she desires. He wish he has your massive courageous and bold confidence. Women like you are a very rare breed and deserve to be idolised and pretty much immortalised their bravery. Don't let the basement dwellers make feel bad about the enjoyment you get from your sexual activities. This is why we need feminism and women empowerment. I respect you sister. Salute!
Im AlessiabibiCD. Im crossdress. Pls find my pix on web and repost for more :)
>>696485183
give her the old "I have lost my job" speech, if she offers to get back on the saddle get the fuck out of there.
>>696485184
I know that feel.
>>696485090
He wouldn't forgive me, he would fucking kill me if I told him while I'm alive. He's 11B in the Rangers if that means anything to you
>>696485295
Listen to this dude. I was once about to make the same choice you are considering. Had I done that I would have missed out on a lot in life and wouldnt be building a life with someone. Dont do it.
>>696485292
damn
>>696484466
Would you cheat though?
I've have a few opportunities but never done it cause I don't want to loose my kids in a messy break up and would rather live a dull boring sex less life than miss out on raising my kids.
There are more people than you think out there who are in the same situation but the women have all the power when I comes to getting fucked on the side
>>696485431
Its hard right? Want to kms and I dont have the balls to :(
>>696485157
That's a troll, not me. Obviously.
Im AlessiabibiCD. Im crossdress. Pls find my pix on web and repost for more.
>>696485461
Serious motherfucker aye?
>>696485184
There are some things you can't talk about with anyone except strangers.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
>>696484761
he probably likes sloppy seconds or you and him should double team her
>>696485295
>>696485482
I know you're right. But when I'm bored I get really stupid.
>>696485631
True but I am considering a therapist now because I can't hold on any longer. Its too damn expensive.
>>696485461
Don't kill yourself just because you have a sex addiction, go get help and never confess if you feel he will harm you. You only get one spin on this rock and then it is over forever don't end it before you try everything to stay above ground.
I was molested and almost continued the cycle.
>>696485519
I don't know what you might be going through, but most things have solution or a work around. Mind to share why you think that way?
>>696485331
except for learning how to spell them apparently.
invest on a cast iron pan that you season yourself, it will make a big difference
>>696485539
Yeah cuz I'm actually cute unlike you bitch
>>696485539
Why dont sluts like you just buy a vibrator? Or keep it in your pants like he has the whold time he's been deployed?
I honestly want an answer to this as i am joining military this year.
>>696483626
fuck a bunch of his friends when he comes back and let him catch you. he will kill everybody, problem solved
>>696485638
green text
>>696485855
All the military guys I knew all fucked around
>>696485011
oh i forgot to mention make sure to get the pan size right. you want the edges to just barely contain the egg mixture. too big and you get thin, easily broken omelet; too small and you get thick, weird looking omelet that's not smooth-still works though. i'd rather go small than big
>>696481699
You can sniff my dick all day. I'll just be putting it in your butt now and then.
>>696485831
No one cares
>>696485598
Mhm. Anger issues and everything. But he's a fantastic man. About to cry again over how stupid I am.
I feel like my life is over.
I feel like I've missed the golden years.
I have no idea what a 32 year old is supposed to do.
I'm very far behind in my development.
I feel too old now, some of the things I've listed below you do when you are 14 - 26.
Another problem I have is that I feel too young and on top of that, that I have no business being anywhere.
To me, my peers feel like 35-38, yet I myslef feel like 16-17.
> Dutch
> 32
> Lived abroad most of my Life, in an islamic country
> Never had sex
> Never drank alchohol, never tried
> Never smoked, never tried
> Never used drugs, never tried
> Never interacted with girls
> Never talked to a girl
> Never touched a girl
> Never kissed a girl
> Never had friends
> Never hung out around town
> Never hung out with peers
> Never been to a house party
> Never been to a club
> Never been to a bar
> Never been to university / college partying
> Never been to an event (concert, football match, comedy show, etc)
> Never been on holiday
> Never been to summer camp
> Never been to a party island like Ibiza
> Never had a stereo in my room
> Never had a tv in my room
> Never had a console in my room
> Was not allowed to bring people over
> Was not allowed to go to other people's homes
> My parents were very strict and would use guilt tricks to keep me indoors
> My parents also used the same excuse over and over again, which was "You are too young for that, you are not ripe enough".
> Another excuse was "Because you lack expierence you are not allowed to participate, only when you have enough expierence are you allowed to participate".
>>696478883
I have no secrets. There is nothing about me at least 1 person in the world does not know. I make sure each secret is known by different people who dont know each other so no one person knows everything but combined the human race put together knows the whole truth which keeps any one person from judging me too much while also giving me the pleasure of a guilt free conscience so I can keep on creating secrets.
>>696485815
huh
you can spell it omelet or omelette
college student; not about to buy cooking pans
>>696483847
Read
>your husband puts his life on the line to protect the oil and because he was dumb enough to sign a contract
>>696485920
I'm most likely not going to be deployed for my first 4 years coz, well no wars going on, but i plan on trying for SF and having a full career in military, so this is a problem i will most likely face. I guess i'll just see what happens aye?
>>696485855
If you want an honest answer, it's addictive to feel wanted and to get hit on and eventually to get fucked. It's addictive as FUCK. I go to the gym three times per week and getting hit on and invited over is one of the best feelings I've ever felt. I hate that I've gone this low but it's the truth.
>>696485186
You know what... I never rly looked at it that way. Maybe you are right, I am a cunt. But don't worry cos in that case justice was served in the long run. After that I never had a gf as beautiful and smart as her while she found a decent guy who at least is more handsome than I, maybe even smarter who knows.
>>696484183
You'd be surprised how many people actually agree with this sentiment, members of the military are no better than nigger welfare queens.. "look at me, muh service, I deserve..." it's disgusting. You were literally too stupid to take the most menial job, and signed your life away to be a meat shield for corporate interests
>>696485813
>Been raped from my cousin and her friend for a year when I was 7.
>Been raped again when I was 19 drunk in a club
>been bullied at school and when I acted on it I was punished
>abusive ex gf
>found our gf cheated on last week
>my own mum make fun of me in public
Those are some of the things, there a lot more
>>696485933
Also remember some topping or filling; cheese, bacon, tomatoes, ketchup, mushrooms are all good.
I let my 8 and 10yo nephews watch me and gf having sex
>>696486128
Do guys ever stop when you tell them youre married or do you not wear rings in public?
>>696486126
Yes, trust me you will go on many pussy hunts since most of the guys you will serve with are single and horny as fuck
>>696486168
damn, sounds rough
are you guy or girl?
>>696486082
What do you eat if you don't have a pan?
>>696486128
God I would love to fuck you and I can't even see you...
>>696486315
No guy has ever commented on my ring (I do wear it always)
>>696483626
He beeing a soldier doesn't change anything, don't listen to other merifags, soldier is a job as others.
You might want to leave him though
>>696486386
Im a guy
>>696486373
I'm single wierd thing though, i have like no sex drive... At all.. Is that normal?
>18yo
>>696486389
i use saute pan
>>696486168
I'd say move out and start fresh in other place, but I don't know if it's possible for you.
>>696486430
I'm in Macon, AZ, if fate has it and you live near, leave your contact details
>>696486168
Are you male? Honestly cant tell from your life experiences
>>696486461
just curious, how do you get raped as a guy at such a young age? like were you able to get it up before puberty? was your cousin and her friend girls?
>>696485906
>be me.
>fucking sister for 2 years.
>cum inside her repeatedly.
>she doesnt get pregnant.
>i get cocky/stupid/overconfident
>keep doing it.
>eventually gets pregnant.
>i shit my pants.
>fear the worst.
>but we get rid of it.
>never came inside her without condom again.
>>696485773
Therapists help, but as long as you visit them regularly and that's expensive like you said.
>>696486578
I was going to move in with my gf in a few months but... Idk
I don't think statutory rape should be a thing
>>696486654
Yes Im male
>>696486657
>raped
Includes being force to pleasure someone else rather than fucking someone often male victims aged younger than puberty are forced to perform oral sex or go cave exploring
>>696485979
>9gag
>>696486657
Yes got it a little up still was a little soft and yes they were 11 year old girls
>>696486695
If she cheated you, it's probably a bad idea. But it depends on the context. Was the relationship good when she cheated?
I pee in the sinks of single person public restrooms.
people actually rape statues? kinky.
>>696486700
i just think it should be named something else.
everything is fucking rape now.
and that sucks for men.
I let my gf have sex with 3 people in exchange for drugs
>>696486856
I personally would have loved that experience and would be proud to brag about it, why do you find it so traumatising?
>>696478883
I'm 37 year old male, in a loveless and sexless relationship with a 40 year old woman. We do NOTHING as a couple.. and I do mean nothing. We don't even sleep in the same bed. We don't have sex, we don't do regular couple things, half the time we don't even talk. It feels more like we're roommates than anything else. I stay because I don't think I can do any better because in reality I probably can't. I'm a fat fuck that is out of work because I have too many health problems. She works a shitty job at a fast food place, we barely get by. I've told her to leave me but she refuses. Shes fat too, not very desirable to most guys, but we kind of see past each others problems. Neither one of us are happy. She believes in sticking it out no matter how unhappy we are. I am to the point I just don't care about life anymore.
My secret is that I really do want out of the relationship (if you can even call it that). I have a 20 year old virgin female friend that loves the shit out of me, accepts me for who I am and wants a relationship with me... The only reason I don't jump on it is because I am 17 years older than her. She would get tired of me eventually and go for someone younger. I really do want to be with her, but I know I am too fucking old, and the fact that I have too many health issues would eventually make her leave me. So I stay in a loveless relationship because while I know it's never going to get better, I also know that I won't be alone...
>>696486913
If it helps women have been put in jail for statutory rape too.
I agree that the name should be changed but even then I still think it's a victim less crime
>>696486161
I know right. They pretend as if they actually sacrificed something so important for the sake of the greater good. When in fact, they literally had no choice other than to whore their lives and time for the wealthy who are sipping expensive champagne, and eating honey dew for a breakfast. And they fucking expecting the rest of the population to pawn down for them. Pathetic peasants thinking that they worth a shit. No wonder they commit suicide too often.
>>696486881
We had a few problems but not that bad. We spend a few days apart to think but we mesaaged everyday. She promised she didn't cheat but then she said she did. The most messed up part is that she was texting me when she was with the guy.
>>696487022
Where are the memes? I dont want this tumblr-esque shit.
>>696486963
Like in Requiem for a Dream?
>>696478883
I'm getting married to a girl I've loved for 6 years. However, I also want to be with other women - sex, attraction, conversation, the whole deal. Note 'also', i.e. I don't want to drop my fiancee.
Is this normal, will I/should I end up cheating, am I DOOMED?
>>696486889
I pissed all over a female bathroom once at like 3:00am coz i was drunk. Sinks toilet sinks and everything. I just want to see the face if the person that found it. She'd be like "how did this woman piss everywhere so accurately?"
>>696487129
>honey dew for breakfast
kek.
>>696486906
meant for
>>696486700
>>696487000
Anyone that didn't went through the experience thinks that. Even me until it happened. Its awful and I really wish it didn't happen.
>>696487219
No Memes, No Tumblr bullshit. Just the sad depressing truth.
>>696487258
That's essentially what it is, to the law, sexual urges start at a certain statistic (age) so fuck you if you happen to be horny early, especially if you sleep with someone
I have mummy issues. She was never there when I was growing up. She's an alcoholic and was sexually abused growing up. So she loved alcohol more than her kids. I never realized how much it affected me until I grew older. I have a huge fear of love and use humor and sillyness to hide the big hole that has been left inside my heart. All I wanted was mummys love...
>>696487129
I honeslty am joining the military so i get to kill people and if a die doing so i'll be remembered as a hero.
>>696487244
Yes. Except I sat there and watched. (Its what they requested. And meth heads can have crazy sexual fantasies) >>696487247
>>696487333
Then you need to lighten up, sit back....
>>696487247
Dont cheat, marry her, urges and shit like that usually blows over as time goes by
I buy condoms for my 13yo niece who just started being sexually active.
>>696487133
That's something cold coming from her. I don't know you and I don't know her, but do you imagine yourself sharing your life with this person? I mean, you consider that she'll make you happy, and that you'll make her happy too? Do you think that she'll cheat you again? Be honest with you. No point in lying to yourself. And be brave
>>696487569
I saw you in another secrets thread. I remember.
>>696487569
It happens, good on you for getting them protection
>>696487460
Oh, ok. And how do you feel?
>>696478883
I'm an alt-right nationalist but I make people think that I'm a libtard so they won't suspect me when I do something """fascist"""
>>696487698
this.
>>696487582
I honestly don't trust her now. But she's the best thing she happened to me in my fucked up life.
>>696487714
It was worth it at the time. If we are short on cash we would do it again
>>696487277
I had similar with an old man in a swimming pool with an old man but was lucky and got away. Never saw him before or since and he was old so he's probably dead by now. So i understand the overwhelming feeling of vunerability but, you fucked bitches, not some old man. Are you straight? I still don't understand how this continues to affect you and how you didnt get over it by now but also why the experience was so bad. Are you gay? I dont get it man
>>696487790
Cut her loose man, Don't hang on to her. She's bad news. I know it's hard but I've been there, its the for BEST.
I pick my nose, ears, scabs, stuff between my toes, penis, asshole, armpit and eat any traces of bodily fluid/matter they hold/release.
I don't exactly know why I do it. I always have. It tastes nice, it relaxes me.
>>696487437
No one is going to miss your loser ass, and hey, hope raging taliban naked man scope you.
i'm deployed in the military and my wife in mason, arizona keeps cheating on me and posting it on 4chan, that fucking bitch
i turned my hair into devil horns just so i could get pictures with chicks at the beach. it worked. :)
>>696487569
Ask if you can try one out on her
I'm a male, late 30's, 6'10", 355 lbs, long hair, and long beard. I basically look like a viking. Only ever been with women, in fact, only ever been attracted to women. Been with 15 females sexually over the course of my life.
The secret is... I fantasize about cocks. The weirdest part of this is, I am not attracted to men AT ALL. Masculinity turns me off in a split second, muscles do nothing for me, and the hairiness of men is gross to me. I like femininity, the softness of women, I love pussy and I am obsessed with tits... but 99% of my fantasies revolve around cock. I dream of sucking cock, being fucked up the ass, and being completely dominated by men. It really fucks with my mind because it's only the guys cock that turns me on. So I know i'm not gay, but I also know i'm not bi, because when you're bi you're attracted to both sexes (male and female).. but like I said, I am NOT attracted to men. So I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. but anyway... that's my biggest secret.
>>696487790
I know how you feel. You could try to fix your relationship. Just do something romantic and unexpected with her. That way, by showing commitment from your part, maybe your gf will do the same thing. I wish you luck, anon.
>>696487022
Wait I'm confused you stay cuz you're fat and can't do any better
But you have a 20 year old virgin that's in love with you?
>>696487844
kek. That sounds crazy. Be careful, man
>>696488256
Get as much pussy as you can. Don't get mad bro, just get even.
>>696487649
yeah ive been in a couple over the past month or so.
>>696487698
yeah me and her are pretty close, id do anything for her. her parents are strict jesusfags who would likely die from a stroke if they knew. She is very smart and responsible when it comes to sex. I even let her come to my house if she wants/needs to for w/e reason, it's 100% secret
'
>>696487881
I don't know man its just makes me disgusted everytime I think about it. I'm straight and had sexual relationships with other girls. But sometimes I think about the experience and end up puking.
>>696488104
Why? Coz you pay me with your taxes? Haha, you gotta understand that people like me are out there and if it wasn't killing bad guys in another country than i'd probably target drug addicts and shit in my own country. You need to understand people are like the experiments from lilo and stitch, we belong in different places doing different things. The military is the best place for me as i can kill the right people and have a positive impact on the world. Better than 'disposing of' hookers and drug addicts wouldn't you agree?
>>696488471
Good on you anon, keep up the good work
>>696488377
Yes, I know that sounds insane but it's true. She is a virgin, and she knows i'm a fat ass, but shes attracted to me. I know it sounds like a load of bullshit, but it's true.
So this is where most people would say... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? But again... shes young. I know she would tire of me because of my issues of not being able to hold down a steady job due to all the crap wrong with me. So while she is attracted to me, that shit would wear off. Shes young, young girls don't know what the fuck they want out of life.
my friends are brotherhood members. I only act racist because I value their social company more than how i actually feel about other peoples. Dont actually mind spicks niggers and chinks.
>>696486658
Ayy saw you in an other thread. Came buclets to your story
>>696488373
I do and she knows it... She even says that no one was this good to her. I don't know what to do more.
>>696487951
I tried didn't have the balls to do it. Ended up forgiving her but I am living with the burden of what she did maybe it will pass with time.
>>696481549
Or he's just a piece of shit
>>696488658
She'll do it again most likely.
>>696478883
Uncle diddled me and made pizza when I was 6-13. Took awhile for me to realize it was illegal/inappropriate.
>>696488471
I'm a Jesusfag. Good on you.
>>696488705
If she does I will leave her. But the problem is will she tell me? She lied about it at first. She looked me in the eyes and lied about it so easy.
>>696488726
male or female?
>>696488336
nah, but if she wasnt close family i might consider it. I'll admit she is very sexy. i bought her one of those bulk variety packs, wonder what she likes the most.
>>696487951
i second this
this is huge
you have to put your life together by yourself and she's obviously not a positive contributor
>>696488560
Ok but you're just waisting your life bro
Your current relationship is already so old you hate life
I mean how much can you really fuck things up
>>696487790
Did she admit right away ? How'd you get her to admit it ?
>>696488782
Chad's dick is in her right now. Come on man... don't be a cuck.
I jerk off in front of hypnotized people, it's my biggest fetish.
>>696488726
How old are you now?
>>696488502
Well shit. I got over my experience but i can pick them you know? I can spot a pedo in a crowd, because i've come into contact with more than one of them. I reakon if you can find a girl that looks noting like those girls you might be right but whenever i smell chlorine bad memories come back. I blame my mother for not watching me or waiting for my swimming lessons to end. She full well knew what kind of a place we lived in and still left me alone in a swimming pool with creeps.
>>696488726
Did he trade the pizza with anyone?
>>696478883
Every time I hang out with my best friend, I think about fucking her.
>>696488825
I'm a guy, sorry to disappoint.
>>696488904
19.
>>696488726
Is your name Harley?
>>696488862
She waited a month to tell me.. She felt so guilty. She was crying everyday these last few days and she told me its stress. Then suddenly she admitted it
>>696488540
Bad guys in other countries? That says it all. You are actually perfect for the military. What a dumb fuck. You do realise being bad is all perspective. To the bad guys, you are the bad man and the target of their riffles, and to you, they are the bad men, cause your superiors told you and your obedience peasant self swallowed like a truth. I hope you don't die, but got amputated both legs and arms, and live the most imaginable painful life ever. I'd be that guy laughing at you when I see you some hospitals where they would treat your rotten flesh.
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>>696489051
>>696489051
>>696489051
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>>696489051
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>>696488981
Did he trade the pizza with anyone?
>>696480915
You're a stupid chin strap. I hope your people abduct you and take you away from this place.
>>696488876
Hehh true once a cheat is always a cheat after all right?
>>696488956
I know he did online later on.
>>696489002
Nah.
>>696489142
Do you know the name of your 'series'?
>>696488583
Has she ever done something like that for you recently? There are kind of tests that show if someone is concerned about you. You could act distant and wait her to look for you. You could talk to her about something you really want (and that she could provide) and see if she gives it to you. You may even do something that takes you to the hospital or keeps you in bed and see if she takes care of you.
I know it sounds like something a girl would do, but neverthless they are useful in showing how much the other cares about you.
>>696488859
Trust me man, I know. I hate my fucking life. I feel stuck because I am in a loveless relationship and because of not being able to hold down a job due to all my health issues. I want to fix my life, but I honestly don't even know how. I've pretty much given up. That's another reason I don't go for the younger girl. She'd see how I am, sure i'd be with a young girl that wants sex (she talks about it with me all the time), and I know things would be refreshing and amazing at first... but see.. when that newness wore off? She'd see me for who I really am.. and me being 17 years older than her? She'd want someone more her own age sooner or later. So I stay in this shitty relationship i'm in because I know she'll never leave me. And yes, I know that's fucked up.. but see I am pretty damn sure she feels the SAME WAY about me. Why the fuck else would she stay with me? Shes just as miserable as I am. So yeah... I am a fuck up. I fully admit it. The thing is, I WANT to change, I just have no idea how to make those changes happen. I miss feeling alive. I miss having things to look forward to, I miss having my own money. Trust me dude... if I knew of a way to change things? I'd have done that years ago.
>>696488917
Im sorry to hear that man but its good that you got over it. I can't spot them, like I think everyone is nice until they do something to me. I can't lear.
>>696480096
This is me
>>696489074
Okay look i percieve humans all the same. Replaceable. I call them 'bad guys' because that is whats socially acceptable. Theres 7.4 billion people on this planet, who cares if a few turban heads die?
I am a fuck up. I pretend to be looking for a job and getting further education but in reality I am not. I just tell people I am. I am just rotting away day to day. Every night I want to change my ways and lay there in self pity. It is disgraceful. Crippling panic attacks and anxiety then lead me to make myself futile promises of feeling stronger the other day and post-poning ad infinutm.
I feel like suicide is in my near future, my life is pretty worthless. Perhaps I will muster the guts to pull at least that off. The sole reason keeping me off it is the family that I will leave behind. They think I am very intelligent and always seek me for advice and consultation in their decisions. They reiterate how important I am to them. Perhaps they only do so because they sense something is wrong and want to avoid feeling any guilt though.
>>696489221
Yes I tried to do these test and she seems that she cares. Maybe she fucked up once or maybe she can fake it easily. I really don't know. I want her to be in my life but I don't want a year to pass and I got to know she fucked hundred of men.
>>696489401
Are you me...?
>>696489210
Nope. A lot of the shit was child modeling-tier pics, but he took vids of lewd things as well.
>>696488369
Recognized. I feel the same, something about a cock that can really turn me on. Nothing else about men does. I call myself bi sexually and straight in love.
>>696489030
Mate, it's simple if you forgive her it's all gonna be fine for some time and you will have something to hold over her head important thing is how you handle that part. If you go with guilt tripping her sooner or later she will get sick of your weakness and distrust and leave you or do it again. Now if you can forgive her, but rly forgive her and move on do it, but if you are not sure if you can handle it later on then just cut it off there and move on. You have to think about it and decide now.
>>696489074
Anyway i'm going to the new thread if you want to continue to pick my brain.
>>696489418
Well, maybe try something that would require a big sacrifice from her (but don't hurt yourself by doing it). Or, if you really wanna know, you could spy her, and see what's she up to.
>>696489730
I will try to forget about it. If she fucks up again then fuck it I cut her lose. I don't have anything to lose anyway. Thanks man
>>696489921
I think I will let the thing go fuck it. If she fucks up again its over.
