ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I've only told two people I'm into lolicon
i'm a guy and i wear panties
I Steal other peoples ammo from the range while they check targets.
My friend's car tried to finger me in the back of my mom
Cheating military wife reporting in for your delicious verbal abuse
>>696489051
i lie about my nationality and past history/family and have changed my name
>>696489216
You told people?
how the fuck did they react?
>>696489051
This is me if anyone else wants to ask shit. I got a lot of replies, but that thread will probably prune soon.
>>696489597
How many dicks have you taken since you've been married?
>>696489597
Do you like to be double penetrated?
>>696489597
Wtf kill yourself already dirty piece of shit worthless cunt
>>696489632
>That's cool I can see the appeal
and
>You don't need to tell me everything
>>696489597
details..
>>696489597
>>696489051
Uncle diddled me and made pizza when I was 6-13. Posted in the last thread, but it pruned while people were still responding.
I made up marital problems so I could fuck my partner at work . After fucking her for about 6 months my marriage started to actually become shit (it was perfect before but I'm a horny fuck) I found out 3 months later that my wife started to cheat on me. I made a huge deal about it, filed for divorce, and caused everyone we mutually know to hate her. She's now in severe depression and begs for me to take her back. All the while I act like the better person and enjoy people feeling sorry for me.
>>696489051
I'm a closest faggot that will NEVER come out. I've only ever been with women, but i've always had problem sexually because as much as I enjoy pussy, it feels amazing, but deep down I find it gross. I jerk off to thoughts of cock all the time, but I know I will NEVER come out as gay because my entire family would disown me, my friends would cast me aside, and honestly I don't want to be a faggot. It's a sin, it's not normal, and I refuse to act on the urges I have.... but I think about it all the time. I'm like a faggot trapped in a straight man's body. You can't even tell I think about cock. I am about as manly as a guy can get. I have a huge beard, I have long hair, i'm tall, and I look like a fatter version of Zack Wylde but with brown hair and glasses. I'm a viking look dude. So yeah, no one would ever suspect I day dream of cocks. It depresses me. I honestly love the way pussy feels, I even loves tits, but I know deep down i'm gay. It's why I fantasize about cocks. The weirdest part is... men themselves don't turn me on.. just the thought of cocks... that part only. So who knows what the fuck is wrong with me.
I was molested from ages 4-7ish by my neighbor and I haven't told anyone because I was told to keep it a secret and it felt really dirty. Its turned me into a sexual deviant and I feel like a terrible person
>>696489647
Different dicks? About two dozen. I've hookup up with the same few guys a lot of times.
>>696489690
Never have, don't know
>>696489697
Soon, I promise. Before he comes back (3 weeks).
I put motor oil on the road outside of the bars near my house late at night with the hope of seeing a crazy car accident
While living overseas for the past decade I've assimilated into my new country and now tell no one that I'm secretly American
>>696489597
Do you live in Illinois? I'll fuck you. Hell, even if you don't want to fuck me, you can lay back and i'll eat your pussy for hours. I like whores.
>>696489617
Oh thats cool! Hows it working for you? Anyone from your oast fucking it up? If so details
>>696489796
You are the hero /b/ needs.
>>696489870
Did you keep contacts from your past life?
>>696489743
Did you cum?
>>696489866
you watched WAY too much looney toons when u were a kid.
>>696489853
Do you want to be dp'd before you die?
>>696489866
Can we be friends?
>>696489853
Why do you like sex? Is it to feel wanted and made to feel special? Or some sort of early childhood abuse?
Describe yourself pls
>>696489885
Nope, Mason in Georgia.
>>696490039
Like how? One anal one pussy? I've never done anal
>>696490053
Feeling wanted, the lust, the desire. No childhood abuse or anything like that, but I guess I'm naturally weird/kinky.
>>696490053
Probably because she's a fucking human dumb ass? Theres something called pleasure? You're such a fucking cuck loathing swine
>>696489822
>it's a sin
Are you a christfag or something? For real, who gives a fuck. Half the planet loves dicks, You're alright man, nobody intelligent gives a shit what genitals you find more interesting
Im transgender
>>696489051
My younger sister's friend has flashed me the last few times I took them swimming. She's seven, so I'm not sure if she is just being a weird kid, or if she is trying to make me uncomfortable.
For the guy from previous thread whos gf cheated on him, but he sees that she rly feels guilty about it and rly loves him. It's possible.
Mate, it's simple if you forgive her it's all gonna be fine for some time and you will have something to hold over her head important thing is how you handle that part. If you go with guilt tripping her sooner or later she will get sick of your weakness and distrust and leave you or do it again. Now if you can forgive her, but rly forgive her and move on do it, but if you are not sure if you can handle it later on then just cut it off there and move on. You have to think about it and decide now.
>>696490157
Dont tell the faggot that, you'll hurt his feelings
>>696489051
Every time I hang out with my best friend, I think about fucking her.
I'm falling in love with my cousin. What do I do?
>>696489910
no ones doubts anything, ive only told a single friend who's like a brother, so he can sort shit out if i get proper fucked and have recently started talking with previous family again but still keep everyone from the past and current completely seperate
im a good lier; half truths and backup explanations
>>696490192
At 7 they don't know what they're doing, dont take it seriously lmao
>>696489965
Yep, he forced me to.
>>696490127
>Like how? One anal one pussy? I've never done anal
Do you want to? How about double vaginal and double anal? You know, just to do it once before you die?
>>696489597
>>696489822
Ever think you'll try it sometime? Escort on a trip alone or something like that?
>>696490192
She wants the dick
>>696489825
Male or female?
>>696490240
Yeah but that's plain normal man
>>696490320
female
>>696490281
Yes
>>696490283
I will
>>696489796
You're a POS
I want to kill people like you.
>>696490241
Stop
>>696490255
Well yeah I know, but I'm slightly paranoid because the world is so spooked by the possibility of pedos that I might get burnt because of her innocence. It didn't really bug me because my sister doesn't really into clothes and I'm used to seeing her parts, but meh.
>>696490340
How old was your neighbor?
>>696490384
If you didn't kill yourself, do you think your husband would find out about what you did?
>>696490340
>female
Where's the tits?
>>696490241
read The Chrysalids
>>696490384
What city are you in? I'm sure we could find some anon's to do it for you. They send you pics and you vet them. Keep the ones you like. Set up a 4chan email account. you should live stream it.
>>696489796
Holy shit anon.
when I was in 3rd grade I was fucked in the ass by an older neighborhood boy. He told me we we were going to play "gas station" and that he was going to "fill up my tank". He told me to stay quiet and that if I did he would reward me by filling my tank. I remember feeling extremely nervous when he told me to get undressed and lay on the bed face down. Then I remember feeling something hard and warm go between my ass cheeks, then it hurting really fucking bad... but he kept saying "stay quiet and you'll get your reward". The weird part is, after the initial pain.. it started to feel good in a way. He fucked me for awhile until he came in my ass. I didn't know it at the time. I had no fucking clue what that even was back then. He told me to get dressed and go home and not to tell my parents... that's when he told me he would kill my Mom if he found out that I told anyone. He went from being really nice to extremely mean. I remember going home and having this EXTREMELY overwhelming feeling that I did something wrong. I felt like I had done something horrible. I remember my Mom knew something was up, Mom's have that intuition.. she asked me if I was ok. I lied of course and told her I just didn't feel good. I went to my bedroom and I remember feeling wet between my butt cheeks, so I took my clothes off and I remember feeling and seeing his cum in my underwear. I didn't know what the fuck it was at the time because of being a kid... and as I got older I realized I was raped. The weird thing is? How most people are all traumatized by it? I've never once cried about it or boo-hoo'ed about it. I even remember the kids name... Patrick. This is the first time i've ever told anyone this. Feels good to get that shit out.
>>696490340
Are you okay now? If you need a whiteknight to supply you with compliments i volunteer as tribute
>>696489961
Not really. I didn't have many to start with.
>>696490487
If someone asks the gender that's not within gtfo rules
>>696490441
There's not really much more to know. She's one year younger than me. We both get along really well. Kinda into the same stuff. She's kinda hinted at liking me.
>>696490339
yeah, but it's weird because she's as attached as as a childhood friend would be
>>696490411
my advice to you, is sometimes little kids say wack ass shit and say you touched them, even if u didnt. Especially if shes flashing you and trying to get your attention. That happened to my friend and now hes on the sex offender registry because a little girl lied and said he did, he was only 14 then to, make sure to not spent too much alone time with kids like that, trust me, shits not safe out there for guys
>>696490472
If I wouldn't tell him, I don't think he would find out, no
>>696490513
Mason, Georgia
>>696490533
Anal? Ouch...
>>696490157
Nah, no Christfag or anything. It's just what's been engraved in my brain all my life.
>>696489051
I have seven kids, but I've posted on 4chan since before I was even a dad. Still haven't let 4chan name one of my kids, though.
>>696489051
>>696490627
I'm 3000 miles from you, so why don't we find some Georgia anon's to email you. What is the email that you are going to use for this. I'll start a new thread, if you give me a pic. We'll find some people to do this for you.
>>696490648
All from the same woman?
>>696490648
Name your next one Zoe
>>696490648
damn. how many were twins. 4chan is going to be a teenager in October?
I have nudes of my sister, both sisters-in-law, and my best friends wife.
>>696489825
What kind of sexual deviancy?
>>696490287
I very much doubt i'll ever act on it. I think about it all the time, but I just doubt it'll happen. I always let thoughts play out in my mind though. Like I befriend a guy and over time we discuss sexual things and we find out that we both have a deep attraction for cocks.. and then eventually mess around... but the likeliness of that EVER happening is slim to none. That would probably be the only way I act on it. If I had a friend that I could do that with. Someone I could trust, where we only fuck around with each other to get those desires out. would be nice, but it's not like you can ask a guy "hey, can I suck your cock?" Most guys would punch you in the fucking face for asking that.
>>696490430
He was a lot older, he started out by showing me pornography and he eventually started molesting me, but at first he was saying we were playing doctor, and eventually he'd bluntly tell me not to tell anyone, and I never did. Not even my closet friends.
>>696490536
I'm not in need of compliments lol. Thank you though, by sexual deviant I meant, I have really really weird fetishes and kinks. But yeah, I'm all good, its been years since that happened, and I've just accepted it.
>>696490009
Haha, I guess it wouldn't actually work. But the bars near my house are full of redneck pieces of shit and I'd love to see one of them on the news one day.
>>696490835
Drop
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>>696490641
Just because it's what you learned, doesn't make it true or valid. I say as long as your not fucking children or animals, raping, etc. go for whatever you like man.
>>696490884
Did you cum?
What's your secret favorite food? (something abnormal)
Mine's raw brown onion
>>696490533
Yeah i get the 'not being fazed by it' thing. Old man in a swimming pool for me, not raped just touched. But i was too young to understand that he was getting off on it and forgot about it until i was like 13-14 or something and i was like 'oh a pedo got me when i was a kid... Shit.' How many times did it happen? Just the once or did you two become fuck buddies?
>>696490591
you only got one life cunt
you can either get together if you legitimately love her and deal with whatever comes, be it moving away or facing the music
or let it be and watch her get another guy thats going to fuck her every day and realise you dont really give a shit or feel regeret forever
>>696490648
Black detected
>>696490884
What acts did he perform on you?
>greentext
>>696490981
mayo on toast
>>696489051
>>696490768
Do you have Skype? No face though
>>696491029
Just mayo on it's own? I'll give it a shot, I'm a fan or tuna or chicken with mayo
>>696490987
thanks for the motivation man
>>696489051
I was gay once,but I had to give it up because it made my eyes water
>>696489051
A 17 year old girl has a crush on me. She's 90lbs and 5 feet tall.
I kind of want to fuck her because it would be fun to smash that.
Kinda don't because i'm 30 and i'd go to jail.
>>696489051
I grew up in a nudist community, only really left for the first time when I went into college. After college ended (a few months ago) I moved back and long story short, I ended up filing a police report against one of the older guys here because he was behaving inappropriately with younger kids, but everyone else was too blind/trusting to see it. He ended up getting v& after they opened and investigation and found certain types of italian cuisine at his home. I'm glad he is going to get fucked up, but I feel a little guilty because the community is kind of in a subdued chaos. Nudism is generally nature and nonsexual, but people are paranoid now. I dunno what to do but vent here. Guess it'll be fixed sooner or later.
>>696491080
Yup
I don't think it's weird, but anyone I've ever met looks at me like I'm eating raw squirrel
>>696490287
Meh, escort? Guys are ridiculously easy.
>>696490635
Yeah... it wasn't pleasant. At least for most of it. I remember it hurting A LOT. But towards the end it started to feel somewhat good. I don't really know how to explain it. It's weird to me that I never cried about it. In all these years. I'm almost 40 now. This was a VERY long time ago. It just never fucked me up. It's weird. I see people that were raped and it's basically destroyed their lives. I was never like that for some reason.
>>696491068
Nope, not that i'm going to post on 4chan. Just set up an email account and then we can start a thread where we get some Georgia anon's.
>>696491140
Sounds interesting, Ill give it a go just on its own and then with onion to top it off
>>696491105
Wait a year and then fuck her? (assuming the legal age of consent is 18 where you are)
>>696489051
Dubs temporarily takes control of this thread from the feds
so when i was young i fucked this 3rd grader in my neighbourhood. Did anal first time and told her we were playing doctor or some shit. I really regret it after and was so scared she was gonna tell someone coz i kinda raped her. Think about her a lot while masturbaiting
>>696489743
Did it alter your whole life in a clear and obvious way?
>>696490999
Trips gets. I guess. Well I can't really green text, because theres so much, it was at least twice a week for three years, and he was my best friends grandfather, who was also my neighbor.
>he'd take me into the bed room
>i'd usually lay on the top bunk bed
>he'd run his hands on my stomach and act like he was either playing doctor with me or giving me a tattoo or something weird
>he'd mainly just finger me
i dont remember any penetration so i dont believe i was raped but sometimes I'd black out and I have a lot of grey area during that time
I regularly smell my friends dirty panties. Pic related.
I Am deep in the closet, and I am with a girlfriend of 4 years.
>>696490591
Does her name start with m
>>696490984
Oddly enough, it was only the one time. If I had to guess why.. now being an adult? I imagine he was too scared of getting caught. I was in 3rd grade and he was an older teenager. So I imagine he avoided me like the plague on purpose.
But yeah, I was never really fazed by the experience. I look back on it now pretty much like you "Oh, a pedo got me when I was a kid... shit". That's pretty much it.
>>696490772
Yeah, haha. She was my first crush and the only girl I've ever dated, but I think I did pretty well.
>>696490790
I think that's a pretty name, but our youngest is still a baby and we haven't considered another.
>>696490831
One pair of twin boys who are six. And our oldest isn't even ten yet. I don't really know how I'll react when he finds out about 4chan, if he hasn't already.
>>696491255
I'm not going to be there in a year. The only attraction is the fact that she's 17. She's obviously not fat, but i'm not really attracted to her. She's kind of an idiot.
>>696490533
So now that you're older, how about you go fuck Patrick's shit up? There may have been dozens of victims after you and counting. You just gonna do nothing like the autistic cuck you are? Pat needs to go to jail and experience the receiving end.
>>696491288
Patrick, is that you...?
>>696491305
Male or female?
>>696490533
Did it only happen once?
I think about having sex with women but I wouldn't say I'm lesbian.
>>696491382
>>696491382
How many of the girls have you molested yet?
I'm cheating on my boyfriend with the boyfriend of one of my close friends
Feel like trash but he makes me feel too good to stop
>>696491290
I remember being an autist in middle school, but I grew out of it. I'm paranoid because I know those pictures/videos are somewhere online and I feel like its my dirty little secret that I couldn't even control.
>>696491520
Does he have a big dick?
>>696489796
Well. You are the reason the word hypocrite came into being. Genuine grade A 100%. Undeniable.
Other then that, hey, your enjoyment and advancement in life is #1 honestly. You risk being found out for what you are, but sounds like an otherwise understandably enticing life
>>696491288
Patrick, u are a weak cunt. U hurt his butthole
>>696491498
your a lesbian
>>696491533
Did your Uncle get caught?
>>696491556
Slightly above average, but it's more about the emotional boost he gives me than the physical one.
I have a classic one. I am married but I'm in love with my best friend. We have planned a secret meet up in FL soon and I can't wait! I'm excited to see her and hug her. I'm hoping to make love to her. A man can dream...
>>696491432
Do you have any other females in your life? Girls at work, school?
>>696491462
Oh believe me, I used to plot his death on a regular basis. Thing is, I moved out of state and I don't remember his last name. Even if I was back where I was from, I haven't seen that dude since grade school. This was a LONG time ago. I have no way of finding him. Believe me, if I could find him today? I'd fuck his shit up.
>>696490879
I'd suck your cock and let you suck mine. Thing is, I'm only 20 and I live in Portugal.
Also, in a previous post you said you like the thought of cock but not the thought of guys. Ever thought about gapping to futa?
>>696489368
You piece of shit.
>>696491382
I want a daughter but i never want a son beause i'm scared he'll be less successful than me (i'm a loser by all means) and if he grows up to be anything like me i'd hate him. Did you have anything like this or have any advice for me?
>I'm single and not planing to have kids anytime soon
>>696491556
Male or female?
I just got done fucking a 8/10 14yo girl
>>696491497
Yes, just the one time. I think he avoided me on purpose after that. After all he was an older teenager and I was a kid in the 3rd grade. I'm sure he was scared he'd get caught. I know that's the case, looking back on it now.
>>696491646
What kind of things does he say, or is it just the fact that he wants to fuck you?
>>696490992
Nope. I'm white as fuck. They are all with the same woman, anyways.
>>696491508
None, I'm not a fuckwit. I bathe with the younger ones occasionally because I'm their dad and it's convenient, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
>>696491479
Oh shit nigga wat up!?
>>696491755
That's frowned upon
>>696491811
>not molesting your children
You fail at being a true /b/tard.
Also, don't mess with football.
>>696491612
Oh time to abort this thread, see ya cunts!
> plz dont track me down n kil me
-patrik
My girlfriend has a mental disorder that sometimes causes her to simply pass out when she's having a panick attact. Somehow the idea of fucking her while passed out and being in total control over her turns me the fuck on. I would never violate her like that or anyone else for that matter, but any other faggots here having the same fantasy? Is there a name for this shit?
>>696491761
A little bit of that, but he's very sweet and compliments me and tells me he loves me and takes genuine interest in my interests and the events in my life. My actual boyfriend has grown physically uninterested in me and we have distanced a bit. I recently made an effort to get closer with him again which has worked in some respects but I realize that a lot of the time I do not feel like I'm in a relationship with him as much as just being close friends.
>>696491755
Male or female?
hot cousin left a folder on my pc saying that she was just saving photos cuz of low space on her phone and told me "dont check that folder anon ok?" so... fk her i open the folder and its got a lot of photos and videos and some are of her naked masturbating and sht, soo... was that like her way of telling me to fuck her?(i am beta as fuck, around same age 20)
I came in a girls shoe once and I liked it. She was like,"oh there's something stick in my shoe anon?!"
Kek
>>696491674
Yes but I'm just to much of a faggot to do anything
>>696491635
He took a bullet through the skull in a home invasion. The family had three young boys, so you can guess what his motives were.
>>696491646
What does that even mean.
He looks good? He says nice things while he drills you? Maybe the fact that your wanted by someone interested in your perfect friend and he's fucking you in secret?
Please further explain your slutiness
>>696489518
gets better everytime
>>696491688
Age doesn't bother me, but you are too far away. That's a shame, would love to suck your cock and let you suck mine. I always wished I had a friend I could mess around with like that.
When you say gapping to futa, by futa do you mean "fucked up the ass"...? Yes, I have thought about being fucked in my ass. It's weird though, I know it sounds like an open and shut case, that I should just be into guys, but i'm not. I'm not attracted to guys, but cock turns me on. I'm weird i suppose.
>>696491977
Faggot
>>696491998
ok. Dead Uncle. Did he ever get prosecuted for any of his crimes?
>>696489866
Dubs yo. Fuk dos drunks
>>696490858
I mean I have really bad issues with trusting guys and I haven't ever been able to emotionally attach myself to a guy. I have a mask fetish, a pain fetish, basically horror fetish, and its so weird because I'm this blonde 18 year old girl. I've had multiple boyfriends and even a boyfriend that lasted like over a year, and we fucked but I never had feelings for him. When I broke up with him, he fucked my bestfriend to try to hurt me, and I just laughed and left both of them behind me. I'm a total sociopath and I think it stems from when I was child
>>696491702
You really shouldn't have kids if you aren't comfortable with who you are. If you think you are a loser, you should improve on that before having any kids. And you can't really completely control their future, you can just give them the best opportunity to flourish.
>>696492114
Male or female?
>>696492040
Bleh too much of a pain to type on mobile
going to bed, goodnight.
>>696491948
There is no way she actually expected you not to look at them, that's for sure.
Did you make backups?
>>696492083
"Gapping" was a typo. I meant fapping.
And by futa I mean futanari, girls with dicks.
>>696492114
I beat the fuck out of some beta cuck Bernie supporter two months ago. Took his money too since he had more than me. Thought he should follow Bernies advice. Kek
>>696492092
Nothing related to pedophilia.
>>696489866
I wanna do this now, theres a bridge over a freeway near my house and i am really considering this its perfect
>>696492187
Can we get married?
>>696492266
right?!
the folder is still there lol
>>696491977
Now you see why you feel that way towards her, she's the only one near, that you let in. This confusion is caused by sexual frustration.
>>696491948
1.Just text her you accidentally opened it and saw the contents but that her secret is safe with you. Plus, compliment her with a wink.
2. See how she reacts.
3. Fuck her regardless
I met a guy on CL yesterday and let him cum in my mouth. It was awesome and I swallowed it all but now I'm scared of STDs. Did I fuck up anon? Dick looked clean to me. Mfw I jerked off so hard after he nutted
>>696492282
Why?
>>696492212
That is an interesting critique and i will take this advice onboard
>>696492396
Cuz he was being a communist pussy duh
>>696492083
Location? Maybe an anon can make it happen
>>696491702
I'm the opposite, don't want to have to deal with a slut daughter that has a swarm of ballsacks sucked up to her all wanting to empty their loads in her, god forbid in the mouth I'd kiss good night. Also, have 2 sisters and I know I was by far, the easiest to raise and most successful.
>>696492366
post content nigga
>>696492271
Oh! Yeah, i've fapped to chicks with dicks before. Honestly? That is what turns me on the most. It's the female body I love and what I am truly attracted to, but instead of a pussy, there is a cock. To me? That's PERFECT. I've always said If I could find a trap I believe most people refer to them as... and if he/she could pass as a woman? I'd date her/him. I am attracted to femininity, but I love cocks. That would be the perfect match for me.
>>696492482
I'm in Illinois (USA).
>>696492393
I went "hogging" on CL this past weekend. Fucked some desperate fat chick. Great thing is she gave great head. I pulled out and nutted on her face. She was a total cum slut swamp donkey. It was great!
>>696491847
fuck off. only God can judge me.
>>696491947
Male
>>696492353
Lol if you fuck me in a mask aha. I've only been with betas and they're all so vanilla.
>>696491755
No you didn't, but cool story bro.
My secret is: I voted for Reagan. If my friends or family found out I would be severed from all communications w/them.
I beat off on my moms feet last night. She had fallen asleep on the couch. Has a nice French tip pedi. Couldn't resist
>>696491755
Had sex with a brazilian ladyboy prostitute last week..
>>696492484
Really!? I had two sisters too! I was the youngest and am currently 18 joining the military next month. My oldest sister is by far the most successful and i'll be second because my other sister is a slutty 'actress' but if think she takes her clothes off for money. I'd love to have a daughter, i dont see your point of view i'll just make sure she always knows whats best for her and she should turn out normal. (I wouldnt kiss a daughter on the lips.. Thats fucking weird)
>>696492614
Damn, sorry mate. I recognize your story, but I am Dutch.
>>696492794
>>696492393
Orally transmitted STI's arent spooky enough to warrant a severe fuck up.
Just make sure to check your shit with a doctor now and then and you good.
>>696489051
I work in a children's hospital, and I occasionally feel closer to patients than I do towards my own nieces and nephews. I feel a bit shitty because of that, but what am I supposed to do?
>>696492888
thats sweet and not bad at all.
>>696492634
M8 i am alpha as fuck
Wanna hear a story of how my friend caught me trying to kill a ice addict the other week?
> b me @ 13 yo
>Found Hustler mag
> Showed neighbor grill
>She looked @ pictures
>She's not turned on
>She says put them back
>Shit I have blue bawls now
>>696492847
what you joining and which role?
also country
>>696493024
Amoured cavalry
Ausfag
>>696492615
You're living the dream. Fat chicks always given the best head. I know from experience. I honestly prefer being blown by fatties. They try harder. Plus, they generally have huge tits and that's a bonus!
I want to have hard sex with my aunt. Im talkin ball slappinest, cock throbinnest, finish several times inside her throughout the night type of sex.
>>696493089
Chloroform man. Works wonders.
I'm falling for my girlfriends best friend.
>>696493062
I'm down with fatties
>>696489796
You, I like you
>>696492963
lmao spill it :p
>>696493089
ambien.
It works wonders.
>>696493169
Theres a word for that
>sidechick
>>696493056
HAHAHAHAHA
mate im in "heavy armour" Ausfag aswell
ill be seeing you if you get posted to adelaide or darwin
is armoured cavalry LAV or AS4
heard theyre only taking carrier atm
I have work in 2 hours n I've been up all night. Shh it our little secret.
I'm 21 y/o male. Had sex with 3 different old guys in their 50s sometimes for money. With one guy he broke a condom and just kept fucking. Then another time same guy we fucked without a condom. I'm really scared I got HIV from him. I hope not but that's what you get for being a fucking disgusting faggot. I feel disgusted with myself sometimes for doing it and I don't even feel i'm gay anymore looking back it wasn't worth it
>>696491105
Oh really ? Do tell how do you know ??? Where does she live ??
>>696493183
Hell yeah, a fellow pork plower.
>>696492396
The only logical explanation the media would have us believe is that he is a Trump supporter
>>696492794
that shit backfires man, gabe is a faggot, he's a brony ffs
>>696490641
>not a Christfag
>believes in sin
Don't let unhealthy mentalities about yourself become fact. Absolutely nothing wrong with you, biologically speaking. Just a very, very slight hormone mismatch, if that. Not saying you shouldn't stay closeted though.
>>696493348
I remember seeing this police wanted poster in NJ. This crack whore was giving free blowjobs to truckers.
Maybe that guy gave u Aids on purpose?
>>696490211
>she cheated on me
>sorry lol
>ok I forgive you
Fuck off cuck
>>696489518
My car's friend tried to mom me in the finger of my back
When I was like 11 I had 4 boyfriends on minecraft and it's so funny to me looking back on it
>>696492771
My secret is that I am a guy, and I REALLY want to please another guy orally. I'm not gay, not interested in men, but I dream about sucking cock all the time. I don't even need the favor returned. I just want a cock in my mouth. I guess mainly for the experience. I want to know what it feels like on the other end (the GIVING end). Rather than having MY cock sucked, I want to know what it feels like to be the one sucking the cock. It's a fantasy I have that I really want to do, but i'm far too scared to act on it. Aids are fucking scary. Makes me not even attempt it. Sure, I could meet some random faggot on craigslist that'll let me blow him, but he could be carrying a shit-ton of diseases. That's the ONLY thing that holds me back from acting on this fantasy.
>>696491108
If they find out you caused strife in the nude community will there be an angry nude mob after you?
>>696493668
Huh?
>>696493408
>Do tell how do you know ???
Because she always tries to get close to me.
She always makes it a point to say goodbye to me. Which she doesn't do for other people.
She constantly tries to touch me. Not sexually, just my hand, my back. Things like that.
>Where does she live ??
California.
>>696493758
I think hes trying to say
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my car
>>696493291
But....but....it's in his contract......
>>696493758
Lurk MOAR
>>696493731
My nigga... someone that actually got the pun. Billy Madison for the fucking win! One of the best Sandler films of all time.
>>696493753
Nope. The community has reported pedos before, but they are generally visitors. People just feel uneasy now because he was a permanent resident.
>>696493745
R u the 1 who called the payphone after I hung up?
I can always tell when some is watching my ass
>>696493189
So i go for 'walks' when i get too drunk (break into places and steal shit) and i was away with friends for the week and went for a 'walk' (i was at the beach) went to the docks to break into a fishing boat, turns out there was an ice addict sleeping down stairs. I was making a noose to leave for the owner to find the next day coz it funny thats why. So this addict comes out from below deck
>barry is that you?
>me:Nope
>oh shit! Get the fuck off my boat!
> i did and grabbed the stuuf i pinched from local houses
>he went to punch me
>me being a completely drunken blackbelt in taekwondo tried to kick him and hurt his leg
> i went home for the night
> 2 nights later i went back to where the boat was docked to end his ass
>slit wrist and smuther him, would have look like hime did a hero, no ine would have questioned me
> go there
>boats gone
>tried to hotwire a car i broke into coz why not
>phone start ringing
>friend 'where tf are you!?'
>me: aghh... At the park? (Lie)
> her: on my way
> fuck fuck fuck
>sprint to the park but she beat me there
>told her everything
>she didnt even care
>>696493622
While I am not religious, it's just what was shoved down my throat. It's what I know, even if I don't follow it. There is that Leviticus part in the bible that even says being gay is a sin. I'm not preaching or anything, it's just what I know. religion and religious people are the only ones that are really against anything gay.
Me? I don't care. For Christ sake, I fantasize about sucking dick, even though i'm a guy. I never knew what the fuck was wrong with me because I really AM NOT attracted to men at all. Like I said, masculinity is a TURN OFF to me, yet.. I think about sucking cock. There is something wrong in my brain.
I woke up this morning, and realized I was forever dead.
My identity is a lie, and the lusts I profess are just hatred.
I imagine a world, where neither of these are true.
I put myself in that world, because otherwise I can't live.
>>696493089
Does she lead you on at all? Look good?
Got any photographs?
>>696493965
Best believe I saved it when I saw it.
My sides when I saw the reply.
>>696494169
Wanna fuck?
>>696494270
asl
I talked my wife into getting gangbanged as I watched. I cleaned her up afterward. Was fucking cash man
>>696493291
LAV
>>696494078
Good thing I just updated my surveillance system.
I've been encouraging my wife to play around with another guy for a few years now. She is finally coming around to being up for doing it.
>>696493291
I dont wanna get posted to darwin, my mum lives there
>>696494421
Why did she get those boobs reduced?
>>696494425
I'll fuck your wife. Do you live near Illinois in the USA?
>>696494425
So u & ur wife r taking it up d ass now?
awesome
>>696493958
with my course they split the guys going LAV in half and sent them to AS4
AS4 you get crew commander and promoted quickly
but you drive a bucket and there isnt much further to go from there
well if land 400 finally gets approved youll have some fancy new vehicles but fuck knows when that will go through
you can always request to transfer, key word being "request" if you dont like AS4
and for the love of god if you cant do atleast 40 pushups and a 10 minute run for 2.4km you need to sort your shit out
nothjing looks worse than getting new guys who fail fitness assessments as soon as they get in because they think theyre joining defence for travel, sweet times, lax work environment and career progression
>>696494375
A:Old enough to party
S: get sex, the best you'll ever have
L: got lost in a maze when i was 8 still trying to figure out how to out...
>>696494078
You have some issues..
>>696494516
Doc repoed em
My babysitter fucked around with me when I was 8-11, he was five years older. I was a younger impressionable boy, so I guess I just let him do whatever so he would like me. My dad ended up catching up and beat the shit out of my sitter and I haven't seen him since. My dad got really weird after that and never let me leave his side. Took baths together, slept together, etc. I think he felt guilty for letting that happen to me, so he wasn't thinking straight. We haven't really talked about it in the years since.
>>696494676
nah. Those were real.
>>696494548
haha no, i don't plan on taking it up the ass. i don't even expect to be there to watch. i mean, i would like to be there. but i just don't want her play with someone else whether i am there or not. the only "rule" per se is that if/when she does it she has to tell me ALL about it. every detail.
>>696494713
I wish my sitter played with my little wang
>>696494615
I'm pretty young and spry so i think i'll be right but i'm definately not going to slack off. Wanted to enlist since i was 7 first went to recruiting when i was in year 11, i finished school last year and only just got in.
I'm a huge supporter of Israel. They are God's people. Though they rejected him, He loves them and will return soon. The nation of Israel of today was foretold in the bible. Jerusalem is the cup of God's wrath that the nations are drinking. Read it up.
>>696494630
I think we're in the same maze.
>>696494663
Yeah....
>>696494801
Get spycam
>>696494547
i'd love to see her bend over for you and see you shove your dick in her pussy. she's good looking and she is a great, great fuck. she gets into it. so i know you'd enjoy yourself. we're in FL but that's for offering to be the one.
>>696494920
You'll never know if she'll do it unless you ask.
I still sleep on the top bunk (twin mattress) while no one sleeps on the bottom one, which has a much better mattress.
>>696494985
Wanna fuck?
>>696495013
i already spy cam her! :) but i would imagine if/when she does something with another guy i doubt it will be at our house. and if it is, then hopefully i will be there to watch anyways.
>>696495111
asl
>>696494983
It's also the spot where we're supposed to build a Temple and worship God. Every day you neglect to contribute to this, you've sinned another sin.
>>696495220
Same as before dude>>696494630
>>696489051
Im 19 and have numerous toilet related fears
>remove any shirt before i take a dump because i think my shit will smear on it
>need exactly 4 tiles of tp on each side of the seat otherwise i feel i'll fall in
>can't wear my glasses in fear that theyll fall into the toilet
theres more but yeah i think thats enough
>>696495340
Kek
>>696495286
>not keeping the cycle going
been lying to my mum about not taking my meds. its kinda easy since live on my own. she thinks that im that nice sweet kid that always helped others but in reality im a manipulative cunt that doesnt care about how others feel as long as i get what i want
>>696489796
Dennis Reynolds is that you?
i put the tip of my friends vape pen up my ass while he went to the bathroom to take a shit
>>696495340
Well, youre safer thats for sure.
Seems inconvenient
>>696495286
That must've been a different dude, man.
>>696494615
Oh i got a question for you,
How much free time do you get coz i wanna get tattoos and i've got them all planned out, what i want and i want them done by artists in melb so will i get many opputunities to get this done? And how far down my arm can i go? The rules say no neck no hands so does that mean i can get a full sleeve?
>>696495564
its a total pain in the ass but if i dont go through my checklist of pre-dump rituals i cannot poop i dont know wtf is wrong with me
My secret is that I'd tell anyone anything if they'd just ask the right questions.
Of course, the reality is that my life has been pretty dull outside a few weird exes and flings, and some secrets are hardly worth telling.
>>696495630
Okay well
18
M
Not fucking you.
>>696495547
What else are friends for?
>>696489051
my secret is:
i hate "we all have secrets" threads
i tasted heaven for 8 years and now i miss it so much i cant get off to anything.
>>696489216
fellow lolibro here, there are millions of us ;)
>>696495532
Not sure who that is but no lol
>>696495111
Of course I do. I'm broke at the moment, but if you need $, I should be able to find ∞ of them by next morning.
>>696495687
Ur probly totally self treatable.
>>696490241
Fall off the cliff
>>696494949
better not be a pretty boy either
All the new guys in cav are god damn prettys boys
anyway, dont post ANYTHING military related on social media and look after your mates and be nice to your fellow diggers, it doesnt take us long to figure out whos a shit cunt when you get to the regiment
kapookas shit, but its only 3 months
pucka is good for goin down to melbourne at the weekends except for walking over that goddamn hill every fucking day (youll find out)
darwins not bad, townsville has KFC right outside base, no idea about brisbane, adelaide is not used to having AJ's so chicks dont think your a piece of shit and might be interested if your in the army (darwin they know the base better than you) plus the sick night life
>>696495681
pucka will be the time for that, they say whatever amount of days is all youll spend there but i spent almost 9 months there and thats without failing or any backsquadding
sleeves fine, almost everyone has tattoos
where abouts in Melbourne you from?
>>696489853
Cringe
>>696495923
some dude from its always sunny in Philadelphia who does similar things to what you described.
>>696490267
It's the equivalent of forcing poop
>>696489710
does your family knows?
>>696490192
She's a fucking dumb kid, you stupid fuck
>>696495991
and at pucka you generally get weekends to yourself (if no field or guard/extra duties) otherwise its a 10pm curfew on weekdays
>>696489597
Tits or gtfo
>>696495991
Yeah i heard they give you knee oads in kapooka, like wtf? Its the army not barbie's playhouse. I'm from outta suburbs passed melton. Got my fittness test next week
>>696494801
What? It's not a fetish thing? Are you a feminist or something?
I had a friend when i was like 14 or something who i knew since kindergarden and i guess you could call us pretty good friends. We usally met to play Call of Duty and that similar stuff you consider cool that age. One day, dont ask me how, we jokingly argued who had the bigger dick and it ended up in each other comparing. However, i didnt know to what this would lead... As i said we used to play CoD and such and he never used let me play after that, demanding to take out my dick so I could play. At this age i didnt see the problem and so I did it. As i continued being submissive to his demands he asked more and more. He jacked me but I never came past precum and I think he couldnt jerk off at this age either but you could tell he really enjoyed that. Even though I always was kinda resistant and he was the one "forcing" it, i never had to actually jack him off and he continued to do things like sucking me off, playing with my balls and humping me with clothes on and even though i found it "gay and therfore bad" as usual for this age i let him do everything just to play Black Ops...
>>696489853
I have a confession to make, I pretended that first message read "cheating catamite reporting in for your delicious verbal abuse", and began touching myself after having gone over your other messages.
>>696489393
Who's that
>>696495975
Asl? Ice bucket challenge
i used to get blowjobs from a 51 year old lady when i was 17.
>>696490192
do it fag, teach her a lesson lol
>>696496518
26/m/cali
>>696489743
He probably just forgot to buy yeast
>>696490602
in fucking retarded 'murica it isnt
>>696496512
Her name is Maria Babko.
>>696490890
Ditto dub wub
>>696496706
Yeah different country, different maze
>>696494983
>>696495228
Kill yourself. If The Country of God is a country earned by spilling blood, that is a god I wish not to worship.
Free Palestine
Also God Isn't real faggot.
I eat french toast sticks for every meal unless i go out.
>>696496874
We should really arm all sides and just allow them to blow themselves up. It would solve a lot of problems.
>>696496874
I'm Palestinian. If you "freed me", I'd probably go build Temple the next day.
>>696496818
Searched the name didnt find shit
>>696491936
Saff?
>>696496309
knee pads are fucking good
crawling over sharp rocks as fast as you can cos some RI is beasting you while carrying weight is not fun (not that they stay on your knees after much crawling), its the elbow pads that getcha, mine rubbed all the skin of my elbows after bayonet day
but yeah army is bitching out alot, no hazing anymore cos too many cunts squealed, minorities and chicks are put on a pedestal and everything is politically correct
im from lalor most recently but used to be sunshine, greensborough and eltham
