Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch naughty people [+18] | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Waifu claiming thread.Previous: 696177484Rules:Claim your Waifu/Husbando.No

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 174
Thread images: 151

File: Leading.the.attack.png (179KB, 520x320px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Leading.the.attack.png
179KB, 520x320px
Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>696177484

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed.
>Only one claim per anon.
>No stealing (unless trips or more).
>No oversexualised content.
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion).
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Insults must be original.
>If you're posting images you're not lurking.
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell.
>Most importantly, have fun!

Yoko claimed.
>Battle edition.
>>
File: Mai6.jpg (11KB, 198x254px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mai6.jpg
11KB, 198x254px
Claimed.
>>
My father...was a NYfag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, ordering pizza's. Mommy gets Big Tony to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
>>
File: satsuki.jpg (277KB, 600x417px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
satsuki.jpg
277KB, 600x417px
Claimed.
>>
File: In_the_shadows.png (133KB, 516x257px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
In_the_shadows.png
133KB, 516x257px
>>
File: another file name.jpg (485KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
another file name.jpg
485KB, 1280x960px
>>
File: Mai81.jpg (26KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mai81.jpg
26KB, 225x350px
>>696185558
If you're posting images than you aren't lurking.
>>
File: 043 - Eeu5xxt.jpg (221KB, 496x702px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
043 - Eeu5xxt.jpg
221KB, 496x702px
Megumin claimed
>>
Kurumi is claimed
>>
This thread is the epitome of cancer.
>>
File: 1468680547626.jpg (267KB, 1650x1962px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1468680547626.jpg
267KB, 1650x1962px
>>
>>696185616
Fuck off mai
>>
File: Akiko_215.png (125KB, 846x349px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Akiko_215.png
125KB, 846x349px
Akiko claimed

I think this is better than posting forced bumps to keep the thread from dying. Usually thread is on the edge of death around this time
>>
>>696185721
Claimed.
>>
File: 1469063341026.jpg (98KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1469063341026.jpg
98KB, 1280x720px
>>696185374
I dislike threads with
out the nap rule.
>>
File: image.png (13KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
13KB, 128x128px
>>
>>696185846
Because your a fag
>>
File: ohyeah?.gif (526KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ohyeah?.gif
526KB, 500x281px
>>696186022
no you are
>>
>>696185716
That's what last thread became.

>>696185846
Remind me to add them to the list then.
>Posting a picture with Sachii after he got banned.
Wew lad.
>>
File: ic.png (70KB, 189x189px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ic.png
70KB, 189x189px
mine
>>
>>696186097
Newfag
>>
>>
File: Mai72.jpg (26KB, 235x295px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mai72.jpg
26KB, 235x295px
>>696185805
Fuck off Mi.
>>
>>696186198
Nou, sexy
>>
>>696186198
>>696186283
Mai x Mi Liu
>>
File: Homura (59).jpg (40KB, 678x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Homura (59).jpg
40KB, 678x960px
>>696186353
You mean fake Mai?
>>
>>696186353
Kill yourself Chen
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_181.png (358KB, 723x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_181.png
358KB, 723x1000px
Pizza status: delayed.
>>
File: helloooo nurse.jpg (164KB, 779x1025px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
helloooo nurse.jpg
164KB, 779x1025px
>>696186353
You can't ship without posting Shinoa

it's like a rule or something
>>
File: Yume01.gif (3MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Yume01.gif
3MB, 500x281px
>claiming yume

I want to see your waifus legs in tights now
>>
File: Mai84.jpg (28KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mai84.jpg
28KB, 225x350px
>>696186451
What do you mean?
>>
File: Homura (101).jpg (341KB, 1500x1068px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Homura (101).jpg
341KB, 1500x1068px
>>696186484
Homu post: missed.
>>
File: image.jpg (136KB, 600x546px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
136KB, 600x546px
>>696186476

Why are you so rude to me?
>>
File: Kyouko (252).jpg (98KB, 544x527px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Kyouko (252).jpg
98KB, 544x527px
So someone else died?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>
File: Mai80.jpg (26KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mai80.jpg
26KB, 225x350px
>>696186610
Told you so.
>>
>>696186610
I wish it was you, elitist
>>696186609
You are a shit is why
>>
>>696186567
>>
File: image.png (58KB, 554x439px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
58KB, 554x439px
>>696186725
>>
>>696186725
It was him yesterday.
>>
File: Kyouko (27).jpg (141KB, 455x722px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Kyouko (27).jpg
141KB, 455x722px
>>696186725
Rude.

>>696186686
I guess, I jinxed it by saying that Sachii thing yesterday.
>>
File: Homura (153).jpg (759KB, 1000x706px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Homura (153).jpg
759KB, 1000x706px
>>696186579
Post moot trip.

>>696186610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsGDtCFPkxk
>>
Mi Li is tsundere to Chen
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_201.jpg (995KB, 1000x1414px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_201.jpg
995KB, 1000x1414px
>>696186592
It was a boring one not worth necrolinking to.

Shiros was way more important, but I saw it, too, one song didn't work on YouTube for me, but I listened to a few others of theirs.
>>
>>696186882
shitposters have their own relationships, too
>>
File: Mai78.jpg (24KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mai78.jpg
24KB, 225x350px
>>696186837
I hope you know this trip was ironic.
>>
File: I bet this is lewd.jpg (51KB, 480x656px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
I bet this is lewd.jpg
51KB, 480x656px
>>696186807
I feel like i need to say the person who drew that doesn't quite understand tiddies
>>
File: Hamakaze 189.jpg (45KB, 512x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hamakaze 189.jpg
45KB, 512x800px
I don't understand why my body forces itself to wake up this early.
>>
>>696187005
Your face is ironic
>>
>>696187119
Mi Liu x Mai x Chen
Is a shitposting triangle....
>>
>>696187225
Fuck you Mai
>>
>>
>>696187285
That's the picture I used to shitpost with.
>>
File: Homura (221).jpg (3MB, 2893x4092px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Homura (221).jpg
3MB, 2893x4092px
I should stop writing to Tsuzu altogether, nothing I write is worth replying. Specially when I'm worried.
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_141.jpg (95KB, 800x747px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_141.jpg
95KB, 800x747px
>>696187049
My poor little baby. But for real I hope it's not a persistent problem making you tired; even though sleep can be such a waste of time.
>>
>>696187464
>your waifu
>>
>>696187450
Drama
>>
>>696187450
Tzusu doesn't love you
>>
File: image.jpg (428KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
428KB, 800x1200px
>>696187464

Hats!
>>
File: Hamakaze196.jpg (179KB, 850x1219px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hamakaze196.jpg
179KB, 850x1219px
>>696187464
I think it's just internal clock adjustments and all the years of waking up at 6am. It's like I've been hardwired to wake up early even if I fall asleep late.

>>696187516
Frig off Randy
>>
>>696187719
Rolling for DDs
>Tatsuta
>>
File: Syndra [110].jpg (136KB, 600x530px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Syndra [110].jpg
136KB, 600x530px
>>
File: Nodisrespect.png (511KB, 614x701px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Nodisrespect.png
511KB, 614x701px
>>696187450
I heart homura
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_238.png (956KB, 1118x1374px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_238.png
956KB, 1118x1374px
>>696187450
That's kinda cute, I guess.
Is this what you're looking for?

>>696187516
You'd need to ram with a Heavy Cruiser at least.
I do have standards.

>>696187661
Tsuzu. Hey Chen. Don't forget I'm on Steam, too, but I rarely get around to striking up a conversation there.

>>696187719
It's not that bad. Certainly better than waking up at choatic times every day and it makes planning a lot easier. I'm sure worst case you can manage to get a few extra hours in? Or can you not go back to sleep then?
>>
>>696188128
Kill yourself
Elitist scum
>>696188154
Fag
>>
File: image.gif (337KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.gif
337KB, 300x300px
>>696188266

I don't use Steam that much, anyway. I'm glad you're back here, haven't seen you in a while.
>>
File: Hamakaze 200.png (221KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hamakaze 200.png
221KB, 1000x1000px
>>696187917
Hey Tats, haven't seen you in a while

>>696188266
Usually when I wake up, I stay up until night time. I find it really hard to fall asleep again.
>That heart is just for me, I won't allow anyone else to have a piece.
>>
I want my Sayaka back!
>>
File: mai.png (15KB, 291x373px)
mai.png
15KB, 291x373px
I claim mai too what now ?
You can't do shit.
>>
File: Syndra [62].png (2MB, 3000x3280px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Syndra [62].png
2MB, 3000x3280px
>>696188370
kek
>>
>>696188607
>does shit
>>
File: 2004986.jpg (49KB, 425x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2004986.jpg
49KB, 425x600px
>>696188500
Hello Kamakaze
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_023.png (3MB, 1556x2200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_023.png
3MB, 1556x2200px
>>696188430
I have to wait for the Murakumo.
How have you been?

>>696188500
Mhmm, a mixed blessing of sorts. Might have no choice but to cater to your internal clock.

>>696188128
Nice balls.
>>
File: 14145.jpg (268KB, 768x1039px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
14145.jpg
268KB, 768x1039px
Guts claimed.
>>
File: whatidowrong.png (366KB, 477x530px)
whatidowrong.png
366KB, 477x530px
>>696188683
The End Game is Coming Prepare chicken For queefing Anal (external) and Three niggers stole CHRISTMAS, damn aliens. Signed, Mr CUNNILINGUS cock boi dolphin.

Also, while raping, I MEAN RAPPING, I'm an(d) ANACONDA, killing, stealing nigggers' grandma's sex machine from 9/11.

Went the (the) THANKFULLY MOONMAN of the towards a SHIT HIT THE FAN! Cuck, dubs (check'd), lubricated (checked, check'd) hitler (cheked) ate Holocaust semen from (???) while HITTING IT FROM THE BACK, so that my nigga NIGGERS (generic white guy name?) hivemind!

Just the tip, Judy.
>>
File: image.jpg (720KB, 630x900px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
720KB, 630x900px
Mercy claimed
>>
File: Homura (156).png (4MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Homura (156).png
4MB, 1920x1080px
>>696188266
No. That doesn't simply make up for it, but I might be going crazy. I need to relax for a bit.
>>
File: mira_yurizaki_78666.jpg (29KB, 300x415px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mira_yurizaki_78666.jpg
29KB, 300x415px
>>696188989
D.va > Mercy
>>
File: Syndra [142].png (136KB, 540x389px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Syndra [142].png
136KB, 540x389px
>>696188857
Shoo
>>
>>696185374
What are dubs?
>>
File: 1465423136550.jpg (369KB, 1087x1600px)
1465423136550.jpg
369KB, 1087x1600px
>>
File: 1439005063232.jpg (471KB, 1087x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1439005063232.jpg
471KB, 1087x1600px
>>
File: Ready.for.action.png (142KB, 296x380px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Ready.for.action.png
142KB, 296x380px
>>696186807
>Admitting to the crime.

>>696186837
I ain't listening that shit.

>>696185809
Thread on the edge of death right after its birth? What kind of madness is that to kill something so young?

>>696187045
You think that's bad? One of my lewds is worse.

Late post is late. Or slow thread. Or both.
>>
File: 1448282677751.jpg (461KB, 1087x1600px)
1448282677751.jpg
461KB, 1087x1600px
>>
File: 1454596611370.jpg (409KB, 1087x1600px)
1454596611370.jpg
409KB, 1087x1600px
>>
File: image.jpg (44KB, 500x448px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
44KB, 500x448px
>>696188857

Same old story.
I've been happy lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating how to make the world a better place. I've been helping everyone for the past week, because I can't bare with everything that is happening around me.

Pasta aside, I've been really good.

How about you, how is life treating you?
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_207.jpg (582KB, 800x1128px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_207.jpg
582KB, 800x1128px
>>696189127
Why three, though? Did you have it checked for cancer?

>>696189093
Maybe, but the evil Mercys are better again.
>>
File: 1459288713249.jpg (531KB, 1087x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459288713249.jpg
531KB, 1087x1600px
>>
File: 1445291983344.jpg (524KB, 1087x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1445291983344.jpg
524KB, 1087x1600px
>>
>>696189342
>>696189340

One second difference.
>>
File: 1441188531310.jpg (553KB, 1087x1600px)
1441188531310.jpg
553KB, 1087x1600px
>>
>>696189056
>I need to relax for a bit
Looks like it. I don't think my return should be that concerning for you.
>>
Claimed
>>
File: Hamakaze 204.jpg (337KB, 868x1223px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hamakaze 204.jpg
337KB, 868x1223px
>>696188857
I guess I do. Anyways, hows your morning going so far?

>>696188782
You lurking until yoi get called out or?
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: image.jpg (103KB, 500x484px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
103KB, 500x484px
>>696189093
Protective motherly angel woman > annoying millennial gamer girl who uses emojis and text abbreviations irl

>>696188989
>tfw no motherly Mercy waifu to hold you and tell you everything will be alright
>>
File: 1469300764840.jpg (818KB, 1280x1315px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1469300764840.jpg
818KB, 1280x1315px
Claimed the best one
>>
>>696189340
Hm, it could have been better the last week, but I'm doing fine now. Not that much to do currently, so I just try to relax for a while.
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: image.jpg (60KB, 390x261px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
60KB, 390x261px
>>696189708

Indeed. How about your garden?
>>
>>
>>696189776
Woah. That's like fucking hot
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>696189679
>Mercy is a huge pacifist that always wishes to avoid violent approaches whenever possible.
that sounds like a shit waifu to me
>>
>>
File: Syndra [218].png (194KB, 800x690px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Syndra [218].png
194KB, 800x690px
>>696189342
Yes.
>>
File: 57975947_p2.png (207KB, 500x487px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
57975947_p2.png
207KB, 500x487px
Best type moon claimed
>>
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_271.png (2MB, 1296x1812px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_271.png
2MB, 1296x1812px
>>696189589
Pretty good, but I have to take a break to exercise soon.

>>696189847
I just have to water things occasionally right now, already harvested some, too, at least in part.
The weather was.. very mixed, but I don't really complain, no fan of 100°F.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>696190084
Kill yourself, millenial elitist newfag
>>
File: Shizuru14.jpg (50KB, 480x680px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Shizuru14.jpg
50KB, 480x680px
>>
>>
fuck off mai
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 58020640_p0.jpg (400KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
58020640_p0.jpg
400KB, 800x1000px
>>696190243
Are you one of those fags just stringing buzzword together?
>>
File: Hamakaze 203.jpg (35KB, 480x639px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hamakaze 203.jpg
35KB, 480x639px
>>696190106
Yeah, I might go jog or something soon, maybe play pokemon go while im doing so
>100°F weather
You living in Arizona m8?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>696190379
Buzzword is a buzzword you millenial newfag
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 57985023_p1.jpg (136KB, 1748x1181px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
57985023_p1.jpg
136KB, 1748x1181px
>>696190492
> millenial newfag
Projecting so hard you could show powerpoint.
>>
>>
>>696190622
>a presentation on the role of baseless accusations in ultimately futile internet arguments.
>>
File: Hatsuzuki_260.png (572KB, 622x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hatsuzuki_260.png
572KB, 622x1000px
>>696190405
It's about the upper limit that can be reached here in summer. 90°F certainly aren't anything unusual, and that's already a little too hot.
>>
>>696190636
Continue that shit?
>>
>>
>>696190622
What the fuck is a Powerpoint you weeb
>>
>>696190888
Whatever you say Mr. repeating digits
>>
>>696190622
Nice husbando
>>
File: image.jpg (216KB, 700x1119px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
216KB, 700x1119px
>>696190866

I'm glad to say everything is okay.
Best regards to you, I'm glad we've talked again.
Maybe we can meet at a cup of tea, like we used to.
>>
>>
File: 48316161_p9.png (160KB, 560x580px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
48316161_p9.png
160KB, 560x580px
>>696190942
Something you'll encounter once you grow up.
>>
>>
>>
File: Hamakaze 253.png (311KB, 1080x1080px)
Hamakaze 253.png
311KB, 1080x1080px
>>696190866
Here were I live I get a constant 85°F weather. Hottest we got this year was 95ish
>>
>>
>>696191101
This shit is good.
>>
>>
>>
File: kFvLL2F.jpg (597KB, 4881x3628px)
kFvLL2F.jpg
597KB, 4881x3628px
my waifu from my favorite anime

>original meme ammirite guys?
>>
>>696191064
Whats growing up, you faglord?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1983180.jpg (105KB, 584x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1983180.jpg
105KB, 584x600px
>>696191171
Hams
>>
>>
>>
clmd
>>
>>
>>696191438
Stop posting that dumb ass waifu nigger shit. Ruining this thread son
>>
>>
>>
>>696191171
I see. Ours here ordinarily varies from somewhere around the freezing point in winter to summer temperatures of about 90, like yours.
It's fairly convenient, I guess.
It also used to get a lot colder sometimes, but global warming fixed that.

>>696191050
With these temperatures we should make it iced tea, though.
>>
>>
>>696191718
Good shit anon. Appreciate it.
>>
>>696191718
A literal pussy eating pussy.
>dog eat dog
>>
>>696191902
>>696191902
>>696191902
>>
>>696185374
Never even held a girl's hand, have you fellas?
Thread replies: 174
Thread images: 151



Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch live sex for free! |
Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch people while having sex |


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Posts and uploaded images are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that website. If you need information about a Poster - contact 4chan. This project is not affiliated in any way with 4chan.