Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Get eaten by a tiger?
Best type moon claimed.
Guts claimed
This is a shitty bake son
Cont?
Where is this lazy nigger.
So how do I do this?
I just claim something or someone?
>>696191974
Faggot kys
>>696191438
Tats
>>696191680
Yeah, I'm not too sure global warming fixed our winter situation. We're still getting -8°F winters
>Hamakaze claimed
>>696192043
Of course.
>>696192043
Hell yeah
>>696192143
Calm down anon, we haven't even gotten to the best part yet.
>>696192132
Make your own thread for that god awful shit
>>696192266
So it only ate her and not the other dudes that raped her? Brutal
Claiming Homura for Homuranon. :^)
>>696192117
Is it a real Tats..?
And really? We used to get these, but it's fucked now, barely snows anymore.
Will be dumping first chapter of a random manga
>>696192085
you claim a waifu and then circlejerk with other waifu claiming anons
>>696191902
Never even held a girl's hand, have you fellas?
>>696192085
Yea.
>>696192117
How are you today Hamakaze?
>>696192099
Someone is booty bothered.
Claiming Mercy again
>>696192457
Good shit
>>696192509
Your mother must have been kinda abusive.
Woah. I want to fuck an amputee
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>>696192454
Not sure, I've been talking to this one for a while. Even if its not, they seem like a decent person
>>696192518
I'm pretty good, how about yourself?
>>696192808
Oooooooo
>>696192967
>>696192967
Well that's a shitty manga
>claiming yume
>>696192808
Because I've had sex and don't have a fantasy life where I'm dating a cartoon character / pony?
That PHD in psychology sure is paying off for you!
Sorry about your doctor getting shot while he was laying on his back with his hands up
>>696192984
I am fine, been up for about 18 hours though. Don't know how longer I'm going to be up for. Listening to some music.
>>696193131
Kek
Claimed.
Shit skipped a few like a retard.
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>>696192984
I kinda miss Tatsuta.
>>696193131
>I've had sex
Must have been a while ago.
You just made it sound like you were speaking from experience, seeking comfort with like-minded people.
Are you saying my doctor was a nigger?
>>696193592
Let's not.
>>696193734
You bro's read some weird shit man.
>>696193228
You should try to sleep and get that energy back mang
>>696193803
I never really knew the "original" one..
Claiming Stella
>>696194006
I'm not too tired. I really only go to sleep when I'm bored.
my waifu:
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>>696194286
I'm very damn confused. Is she immortal?
>>696191902
>Odd rules rattles.
>>696192808
>Mother must have been kinda abusive. This was actually true...
>Pic related
>>696194093
Back from shopping I see.
>>696194490
Yes. Imagine Deadpool but her healing powers require her to cover up/replace whatever injury with some meat products.
>Pun not intended.
>>696194766
Stupid grentext.
>Yoko.
>>696194006
Hmm, are you sure? I don't know how many there were in total, I was sure you would have run across that one on Telegram at least, but I'm not strictly sure where they went.
>>696194766
So was mine. Still held my hand, though. 10/10 would motheru again
NOT.
>>696195034
I hope I didn't miss the legendary scene
>>696192454
That's 3 waifus in one thread you heretic.
>>696195125
I know what you mean, and no.
>>696195151
Riiight, let's not talk about your little secret, shall we?
>QOTT How Long Has It Been Since You've Fapped?
Me 4 days.
>>696195355
An hour.
>>696195355
'Bout 40 minutes.
>>696195284
>Riiight, let's not talk about your little secret, shall we?
Everyone knows that I'm Homura aswell.
>>696195355
yesterday
Claimed
>>696195355
With what's getting, it'll posted zero minutes soon
>>696195355
Cant even make the QoTT right
QOTT: Do you like your waifu's manga or anime better?
>I'm not sure which I like more
>>696195659
There's no set way to make the QoTT.
>>696195755
>How do you like good ol' Daddy-o's Ding Dong
Holy shit my sides
>>696195355
I don't really remember. A day maybe?
>>696195509
Oh, it's worse than that. Who wouldn't want Kyouko to be them?
>let me re-think this sentence structure..
>>696195475
Slightly suspicious.
>>696195760
Mango.
>>696195768
Yeah like this
QOTT: [insert question]
>[insert your answer]
At least thats how shinoa makes it and everyone except your boy friend
>>696195868
Pfft, what do you mean?
>>696195760
Obviously Anime.
>>696195355
Less than 24 hours.
>>696195284
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>696195943
Why is there like 50 versions of that pic?
>>696195355
not quite 24h
but I am going to use Prinz for this soon
>>696195355
Shino should kill himself
>>696195760
Ln > anime > Manga
Manga made this atrocity.
Ill bake next
>>696195943
Oooh, nothing, #JustTimingThings.
>>696196023
The sad part is this might actually be true.
>>696196288
>implying shiki wasn't already an atrocity
>>696194766
Yeah. how you doing
>>696195355
um bout 2 days
>>696195760
Anime for sure
>>696196459
>implying she is
Closet homo.
>>696196343
>inb4 Kyouko claimed
>>696196459
Better than flavor of the month shit.