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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>696002901
Nuh uh.
>>696003060
Oh, that's so bad then.
Night squid!
good night, hope the link works for those are not a dingus
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y8vbi1egdlornmo/AACEfGcSNMRoCtRtfWiIx6DQa?dl=0
>>696003976
Claiming the best musician of my heart! Nonon!
>>696003976
i feel like shit. :c
claiming boatie.
Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demons claimed
>>696004111
more
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
https://youtu.be/pAYSxxYCBgc
>>696004111
Post Iowa futa
>>696004006
I don't know, perhaps some combo of Ragyo and influence from Life Fibers.
>>696004278
Nui a shit
>>696004188
I want to explode together with Megumin
>>696004334
Fuck off, Mako.
Lets get rooight into the WAIFUS
Claimed.
claim
Haaai i'm here.
How are you guys?
Also claiming Stella
>>696004382
Noice
I dont care
>>696004278
Ryuko had a bunch of life fibers and she is basically normal.
>>696004334
Why are you hating so much?
>>696004480
MeguMEAN
>>696004275
>futa
AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
>>696004585
Morning.
>>696004576
Well that's why i suggested something about a combo, and because she's the grand couturier she probably has been around life fibers outside her body for a long time like the Original Life Fiber, and she was born from it as well.
>>696004485
Fuck off I already claimed her
>>696004576
I was gonna say Nonon was best...
>>696004585
MeguNICE
>>696004866
>>696004796
OHIO!
>>696004796
Evening
>>696004964
It's almost 8 AM.
Help me get some sleep already.
>>696005049
Afternoon
>>696004814
Ooh, that makes more sense. Damn, I wanna be friends with Nui now, ask her to sew me a tie because I'll be needing one soon.
>>696005123
Its almost 10pm here.
>>696005123
Go to bed.
>>696005196
She would make a great friend! if i had her make me a tie of some sort i'd want it to be like Yoshikage Kira's.
>>696005123
So what I do:
Make your room as dark and silent as possible.
Wear comfortable clothing or none at all.
Be sure not to use your phone or TV or computer for about 20 minutes before going to sleep.
Instead of counting sheep, simply imagine yourself sleeping.
If all else fails, a good fap will help you relax else releasing dopamine and other brain chemicals to lull you into sleep.
Saber claim still no sleep edition
>>696005479
But I need my computer to fap so it would take me at least 30 more minutes.
>>696005352
That's a nice one. Since mine will be for an internship, I'll have to settle for a simpler one but pink.
I think she would have a pet silkworm or spider
>>696005479
It's so full of typos.
I really need to proofread this shit.
>>696005589
So sleep already.
>>696005679
I should too. But oh well.
>>696005202
Hi how's it going Rory?
>>696005589
Go to sleep.
>>696005608
Pink is always good.
I'd figure she would have some kind of pet similar to the Covers
>>696005734
5 o'clock in the morning playing league. I have some regrets
>>696005606
Really the phone and computer thing is to help your eyes relax after using the devices.
Also to deter you from "accidentally" watching some show or movie. Trying to sleep after watching something suspenseful or scary or even comedic will keep your brain preoccupied and stop it from trying to enter rest mode.
>>696005479
I'll try that out this very night, thanks for your help.
And tons of typos indeed, but I don't mind. I know my English can be pretty broken sometimes.
Right now I'll just accept my fate and pretend I did got some sleep.
>>696005202
Where do you live again, Rory?
>>696005809
I don't like her pets, they scare me. Pink and white are my favorite colors.
>>696006029
They are pretty dangerous.
Mine would be Pink, Purple, and Red.
speaking of pets what happened to that Little animal that was on young Nonon's head?
>>696006016
There are supplemental methods also.
A lot of people use warm milk or chamomile tea to fall asleep.
As well as melatonin tablets.
Sleep aid drugs tend to leave people hungover so they should be last resort methods.
My roommate says that certain tones help with sleep, but I'm sure he just wants white noise.
Truly the best way to fall asleep is in the arms of your lover.
>>696006208
The monkey on her head was still with her even in middle school. Maybe it died and that's why she wears the skull.
Nice color choices too.
>>696006151
~
>>696006433
That's pretty sad, at least it had a happy life with Nonon.
>>696006471
Many thanks anon
>>696006423
What if my lover is fictional.
>>696005757
Starting to get tired. Yourself?
>>696005878
Only if you lost.
>>696006016
About 300 kms from Kirino
>>696006714
Get a dakimakura, silly
>>696006707
You already know who I am, silly.
>>696006596
She's fine, she's just metal as fuck of this is true.
>>696006780
It's not the same. And there's no daki's of her anyways.
>>696006728
I did
Night waifu can't keep my eyes open much longer
>>696006813
I don't have a clue who you are
>who is this fine anon?
>>696006423
I'd go for sleeping pills.
They can't be too expensive and are most likely the most efficient alternative.
And I'm not going to have an easy time finding arms to lay on unless you'd be willing to travel all the way to Chile.
>>696006935
Night. Go pass out safely.
>having a crush on a Japanese cartoon character
>being such a reject in america that you pretend to be Japanese
>mfw when Japan is extremely xenophobic and cringe at you people just as much as Americans do
>>696006963
I thought you knew I did the intensify gifs, wonderful.
The End Game is Coming Prepare chicken For queefing Anal (external) and Three niggers stole CHRISTMAS, damn aliens. Signed, Mr CUNNILINGUS cock boi dolphin.
Also, while raping, I MEAN RAPPING, I'm an(d) ANACONDA, killing, stealing nigggers' grandma's sex machine from 9/11.
Went the (the) THANKFULLY MOONMAN of the towards a SHIT HIT THE FAN! Cuck, dubs (check'd), lubricated (checked, check'd) hitler (cheked) ate Holocaust semen from (???) while HITTING IT FROM THE BACK, so that my nigga NIGGERS (generic white guy name?) hivemind!
Just the tip, Judy.
>>696006728
Starting to wake up.
Sleep Well~
>>696006836
I think she prefers more classical music.
>>696006423
I drink hot chocolates at late night. Even if Im in a chair it makes me pass out. Listening to a good slow album helps too.
Hanako "punished" me
>>696007038
Yeah u see i'm only starting to wake up from this post>>696007133
QotT: What's the most bizarre thing to happen in /waifu/?
>>696006976
Just be careful not to become dependant on them. Benadryll (diphenhydramine(?)) is the most commonly used sleep aid. It's really effective, but can dry out your sinuses and leave you hung over.
Melatonin is more of a natural sleep aid. Still, use in moderation. It claims to be non habit forming, but when I worked in the Pharm people would buy that shit like it was going out of style. Same with Benadryll.
Won't Kirino be jealous of that statement?
>>696007274
Everyone hanging themselves while fapping
>>696007274
The threads became 24/7
>>696007078
No, not really. This is the first time I've been told
>>696007183
SH. SHUSH. BE QUIET. SILENCE. SILENCIO. SHUT UP. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. SHUT YER TRAP. STOP TALKING.
>>696007064
Thanks for the bump
>>696007140
You cheeky bastard.
https://youtu.be/tFRaZs6ri7s
>>696007274
Konata dick
>>696007472
Hanako "The Punisher"
You're so cute when you blush~
>>696004071
Nani sore?
>>696003976
Beep bwaahp
Hey Sachi, good morning!
>>696004453
>>696004456
Here's some (you)s
>>696004459
Doing alright. I woke up a bit restless because I stayed up late to watch Star Trek. Movie fared well. Und you?
>>696005589
Hi Saybah!
G'night Saybah!
>>696005878
Only if you've plans for the day
>>696006016
Akek-o
>>696007064
I doubt they will go to Japan and bring their waifu pillows if they own one
>>696007183
What'd she do? C'mon whisper it to me
>>696007274
Mini ballistic missile; it was sudden
Tristana claimed
Hello there.
>>696007472
I do tend to keep it quiet, unless someone asks. How was your day anyways wonderful? Any sunday plans?
>>696007574
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>I beg of you ;-;
>>696007631
Hi, what ya up to?
>>696007659
Make me stop~
>>696007659
Aww shet! Now I wanna know what happened
Sachii make that megumin dropbox a Mega
>>696007647
One Math question. That is all.
>>696007793
>sigh
>not this again
>>696007795
NO. BE QUIET.
>>696007518
The tracks in Dark Souls sound amazing, maybe i should try one of the games at some point.
Was listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY
>>696007679
I was just about to make dinner in a bit.
Yourself?
Also that's a weird render.
Good morning.
Und claimed.
>>696007948
You should really play Dark Souls 1. It's pretty good man. In my top five favorite games of all time.
>>696008030
What's for dinner? As for me, I'm watching this because I missed out on SGDQ this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFI0a-uMD_U
>weird render
I like odd.
>>696007612
What did he mean by this?
>>696007948
You should try Dark souls 1,3 and Bloodborne.
せんりつ の たつまき
claimed
I would a submarine
>>696008210
>>696008152
I guess i should, everybody seems to talk about it and it looks like something that would appeal to me.
>>696007916
I don't enjoy math, or school for that matter. I do nothing in school besides tests and quizzes.
>>696008210
Noice thumbnail m80
>>696008357
Rare photo of animu girl on Konata anon's dick
>>696008152
I was never a fan of sgdq. I watched when they had Isaac on the line-up, but now I don't really bother.
I'm making steak dinner lased wine and mushrooms, because I was made to cook for the whole family today
>>696007612
I went to sleep by 10am too lol and woke up around 2pm so a little dizzy feeling but besides that i'm good. what you up to today?
>>696007631
Haai~
>>696008141
Hi how you doing?
>>696008231
Hi Tats how's it going?
>>696008499
I've always been big into speedrunning, specifically Super Metroid. I've never been a big fan of mushrooms.
Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic, Sachi is a heretic
>>696008512
Good,
You?
>>696008512
Morning.
Doing alright for the most part, just woke up from an unbalanced sleep. What's been up?
>>696008384
I'm glad I played the games. I almost dropped it when it first came out because I felt so disheartened that this was a really hard game or something and only for masochists. But it's rather easy once you get a hang of it for the most part, and is there to present a challenge and not spoonfeed too much.
Damn, I should buy MGR:R when I get some leftover bucks to spend.
>>696008452
What's your issue with always picking on klk fans?
>>696007916
Nein. Tell me
>>696008210
K
>>696008512
Regular routine. Study stuff for self and upcoming courses, contemplate and possibly do some writing, play a league game or two, and that's all; I'd go outside, but I ran hard yesterday so nah.
Sleep at 10am? May I ask how come, aside from the sleep schedule, what'd you do to stay up?
>>696008637
Megu ples
>>696008231
Yo green midge
>>696008779
What's your plan for the day hm?
>>696008872
But it is a thumbnail pic
>>696008872
Its a sample
Nonon my favorite one tbh
>>696009015
Sup purple midge
>>696008872
I need to check it out.
Speaking of MGR and i'm sure you already know this but a long time ago they said something about wanting to make a KLK game.
and Tats anon always spouts shit whenever he show's up.
>>696009015
Ah, plans..... I got none, suppose to work today. Last second, they called it off. So yeah, threw me off.
You?
>>696009281
It is a thumbnail though
Well i should sleep now, see you later anonon
>>696009281
Also, don't let this set a bad example for the actual Tats anon. His filenames are numbered, that's how you can tell them apart. I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Nui.
>>696009113
>says nonon's pic is a thumbnail
>389x428
Either you're being rude or matching pics according to height
Been doing well, going to prep some oatmeal and live the day inside; sore from yesterday and it's 97 outside
>>696009363
Breakfast, study, some league; a relaxing day for me. What's your job?
>>696009470
I don't think I've seen you around....
Anyways rest well.
>>696007612
No, I'm not a speshul art snowflake.
>>696009569
He's new. Sleep well wonderful? Any plans for the day?
>>696009556
It was a lewd that I cropped to have only Tats face in it
>>696008680
I'm fine. What you up to?
>>696008779
Nothing much. I have been only hanging around here all day all night lol. minus 4 hour nap
>>696009015
Oh okay, i don't want to get back to school lol,
Have enjoyed myself too much this summer.
I stayed up to 10 am the night before too so.
I only drink red bull and talk to people and watch animu lol.
>>696009281
The fast and fluid combat would make for a great KLK game. Also, get the DLCs for each game. They make the game from great to amazing. Especially DaS1 Artorias of the Abyss and Bloodborne's Old Hunters.
>>696009470
Oh, nighty then
>>696009992
>>696009281
Why don't you too work on a fan game together?
>>696009794
I'm well aware, have a thumbnail in return
You got anything to do for today?
>>696009644
I'm sorry, I don't remember saying you weren't; mind explaining?
>>696009944
Drink some water.
There's no way you only drink red bull; timestamp the last can you drank
>>696010262
>Akek-o
Quite the insult there.
>>696010128
Here. Have a slightly better one
>>696009944
Reading Rosario
Almost done with it.
Then I'm going to read Rosario II
>>696010262
i drank 4 250ml red bulls during the night.
last went empty right before i went to take a nap. about 5 hours ago
Miho claimed
Oh boy another fun day today....
>>696010128
Fan games don't turn out to be too good. Because betwern us two, I'm willing to bet we don't have hundreds of millions of dollars and dozens of people working on it for it to have chance of being good. Otherwise it'll be another pixel 2D fighter among hundreds.
>>696010333
Insults? Nah, I just mess around with the names. There's no means of harm here
>>696010384
Stella that's cray, dye your hair red bull colored
>>696009556
At a food factory, it pays decent, I guess.
They usually don't cancel Saturdays, strange from my opinion. More time for rest, I see it. You work?
>>696009684
I'm doing alright. Very mixed on how I feel. On the plans; nope......
I should start making some.
Also great news to hear we got a new member! Thanks for the info.
How's the morning treating you?
>>696009794
Yeah, you're definitely a new Tats. Great to have you around!
>>696009944
Trip dubs!
It's nothing bad, do it myself from time to time. 4 hours is enough for me, if I'm not working.
What's in store for Saturday?
>>696010386
How exciting.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>696010386
Did you fuck up again?
>>696009281
Thats not the OG Tats though.
OG Tats is a certified G and a bona fide stud.
>>696007217
Well, I just got into bed. I should get to sleep soon.
>>696010490
You straight changed her name. Brocon Akiko is not Best Girl Ruri
>>696010494
It's not. My truck broke yesterday and it's 1k to fix.
>>696010497
No it's just going to be 96f out today so I'm going to fucking die in the heat.
>>696010494
>making plans
That implies doing things, and maybe even going outside. Not my type of thing.
My morning is fine, been up since 5 PM. Where do you live anyways?
>>696009015
NO!
>ask someone else
>but now I'm retarded AND have a gold medal
Claimed.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>696010715
Have fun
Its rare that we pass 86f here
Tired... tired... tired...
>>696010386
What'd you do or what's going to happen today
>>696010494
What's your hourly rate and what exactly do ya do? Food packer, pallets, what's your role
I'm a college student
>>696010480
But you two have made games before?
>>696010661
Um...right. Again, I do it most of the time, if they've a problem with it, they can tell me; again read what I said before, no harm intended; I don't know what the whole Ruri and Brocon is all about
>>696010862
K, but Tohsaka won't answer and I think they're KO'd
>>696011048
Where ya from Syndra?
>>696011114
I can help that~
>>696011149
Wait, bad idea! Don't ask Rin!
>>696011149
No. I have no experience in making games. Only experience near that is 3D modeling and animating.
>>696011287
.....I'm gonna ask Rin
>>696011287
Ask me what, hun?
>>696011232
How? By giving me a pillow?
>>696011232
So lewd for the qt3.141 tsun rider.
>>696011398
Do it!
>>696010358
Oh nice. I'm reading Rakudai kishi no cavalry too.
>>696010490
lol my hair is already the same color like one of the red bulls i enjoy. The Red Bull Silver edition.
>>696010494
I don't know maybe some shopping and hunting some pokemons or just going into a grocery store to get some red bulls and alcohol and come back. wbu?
>>696010609
what's the time there?
>>696011232
Haai how you doing?
>trips get
>>696011398
>>696011410
>Maybe
>If I stay still
>They won't notice
>>696011149
Simply you are confusing waifu.
Akiko is the brocon with bells in her hair.
Ruri is the chuuni cosplayer who dresses as a Goth loli and is best girl. She has a distinctive mole and usually wears a headband with black roses.
You wouldn't want someone calling you're waifu Teemo, would you?
>>696011149
Heat stroke....
>>696011497
Good, just messing around on Paint Tool Sai
>>696011464
I'm not cute, or tsun!
>>696011671
>I'm not cute, or tsun!
That's the most tsundere thing I've heard today.
>>696011420
You can use my pillows as pillows
>>696011758
Still not tsun
>>696011420
Choke her!
>>696011371
That's impressive! You've a job?
>>696011410
What did you mean when you got punished by Hana?
>>696011560
I don't remember confusing any names, all I did was call her Akek-o; I also don't mind it if you do call me Teemo, but I get that that's not the point
>>696011574
The run sucked, but it was well worth it. I thought I was going to yet I somehow manage to get by with a crazy headache and vomit. Not a bad trade
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
I'm so sorry Ruri
Shit I'm fucking stupid
>>696011560
My fault for being dense
