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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>696012040
>Implying this is a bake
>>696011832
Well, that sounds comfy!
>>696011855
Nooooo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM
I'd like to apologize to Ruri and Tomoko for being dense; I quickly glance through the pics and mixed the two.
Fuck I feel dumb, forgive me Ruri
>>696012195
Also Tristana claimed
Got the job I interviewed for a couple days
Baking cookies early this morning
Nyanpasu
>>696010715
That post was misleading.
Dang, fixing it by yourself?
>>696010763
I don't mind going outside, seems nice to do that. I'm probably staying home, if nothing comes up. Which I couldn't care less. I live in the U.S. specifically, AL.
You?
>>696011149
Another college student ey.... Studying?
$11.50 a hour.
Freelancer at my job, can do everything, if they need me to. It's alright labor, just the people and some jobs there that make it suck.
>>696011420
Morning.
>>696011497
I haven't downloaded Go! yet. I probably won't, doesn't interest me. Redbull to me, is like drinking soda.
No plans still hatching it up. Most likely stay home
>>696011671
Right on.
Stella claimed
>>696012162
Hello~
>>696012040
Claiming Nonon
>>696011855
No, I'm still currently pursuing a degree. I have an internship at the uni's media department. Trying to land an internship at Sony or something.
>>696012260
Nyanpasu!
>What kinda cookies?
>>696012280
Hiya Sanae!
>>696012154
Sleep well?
>>696012260
Glad to hear that man! Any plans this weekend?
>>696012280
I can't stand going outside. I'm pretty autistic and anti-social. I live in Nebraska, but in the city. I would like to live in the country though.
>>696012195
I can forgive you easily. But check file names.
Most members rename files to their waifu's name. I don't because... Well I can't on my mobile. And my rig hasn't had internet for a week.
I really should rename my computer files.
>>696012133
So you want to cuddle?
I knew you weren't tsundere!
Seinfeld claimed
Mine
>>696012280
It's like drinking soda for me too. It just helps to keep me awake at the same time.
Where you from?
>>696012440
3DPD
>>696012435
Cuddle? E-Eh?!
>Packing up to go home, be back soon-ish
せんりつ の たつまき
Claimed
Claimed
Good day friends
>>696012260
Renge! What up
What's the job?
>>696012280
Studying for upcoming classes and some for myself such as languages and writing refinement
>>696012293
What'd you mean being punished by Hana?
>>696012414
Any parks to go out and chill at?
>>696012428
I usually do, but I just assumed and that's how I got caught slipping.
>>696012435
Yo, so this is whatchu do. You get them soft hands around her neck and wring her out like a towel
>>696012773
Good luck on your trip
HERE COMES THAT BULLSHIT>
Shino Reporting in.
The Night Is Dark and Full of Terrors.
>>696012428
You should rename your files to C__Data something something. It's the easiest way to identify you from the other Tomokos.
>>696012414
Surprisingly well considering I had an headache.
Two waifus in one
>>696012773
My pillows are my bewbs, silly
>>696012921
I don't want to go to a park.
![Kirino [84].png](https://i.imgur.com/6suHkzX.png "Kirino [84].png")
oh
>>696013010
God I hate this phone.
shiro anon is a cute shota
>>696012931
Oyy Shino!
>>696012894
Akiko right? Heh...Heh
>>696013074
Gotcha
>>696013123
I'm able to rename on mine; I'm guessing your phone doesn't let you, which sucks. What brand is it?
>>696013115
Kiri! Brah
>>696013010
Any plans for the day?
>>696013307
Nokia Lumia shiity mcshit phone. It runs Windows OS and doesn't even have a fucking file browser.
>>696012388
How are you? Besides being tired.
>>696012414
I don't talk to people unless I have to. There's a problem of me being nervous talking to people(that I don't know). So I avoid if possible.
Never hear much about Nebraska.
The city I live in is part country, the more you drive north or south.
>>696012535
AL, U.S.
You?
The only drinks that get me fired up is Runa and Sambazon energy drinks. Those I have is ever so often.
>>696012894
Buenos dias, camarada.
>>696012921
What languages?
Learning them is very exciting.
>post yfw they try to steal your waifu
>>696013708
I can barely talk to family. I get out of talking to people at basically all costs. I like Nebraska, it's pretty tranquil, even in the city.
Remember Tankery is life.
>>696013010
Homura how are you today? I love the pics i got from you last night. Your waifu is Top Tier.
>>696013307
Sup Dragon Girl how goes it? Stop bye sometime we miss you man
>>696013708
Hi how are you?
>>696013884
Hey guy! I got a five pound bag of tendies yesturday from costco. Thought about you for some reason.
>>696013123
Better than mine I guess, I can't have more than 2 apps because the default android apps have gotten enough updates to fill up the memory.
My 4chan app eats so much battery that the battery % stays static while I browse 4chan and charge the phone.
>>696013408
Nothing worth mentioning, I'm looking forward to talking with someone but I already do that almost every day.
>>696013803
I'm willing to share with another Anonon
>>696013708
Oh nice, Finland.
>>696013803
>>696013981
Five pounds of tendies, quite nice. What you up to?
BANINGU RABU! Claimed, desu!
>>696013803
>>696013985
Disgusting,
Would you share a fleshlight with another dude?
Would you share your girlfriend?
>>696013803
>>696013984
I have to use Internet Explorer. I still think my phone takes the shit cake.
Tomoko's head is heug in this image.
>>696014086
I just woke up man. Im heading to this coffee shop here in a bit. Probably gonna go cut some herbs in my garden and bring them to one of my friends. Watching something called charlotte with megu and stella.
Thats about it man. You stay up late?
>>696013559
My condolences. Odd that it can do that and not rename files, you know, something very minute.
>>696013708
Japanese, learned in high school and don't like leaving things incomplete; Russian, I find the language interesting; Spanish, refining it because English killed my accent and now sound like a gringo.
I should check into their culture, news, history etc.
>>696013981
Aww I'm sorry. I'll stop by later on today when my schedule clears up ;)
>>696013803
No one steals my waifu and no, I'm not saying that as a front
>>696013307
>>696013708
I didn't think anyone would recognize
Good day friends
>>696013803
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>>696014174
No, I wouldn't share those things because they are physical. Nonon is not real and therefore not physical. She is an idea, and I'm always willing to share ideas.
>>696013803
>insert wave.jpg
>>696014314
Yea, I've been up for about 16 hours now, probably should head off to sleep soon.
>>696014341
How was the sleep session?
>>696014337
No, no. I doesn't have a file browser and I can't rename anything.
I can edit photos, add macros, crop, that kind of stuff. But when saving it just takes the current file name and adds [1].
Windows is garbage as a phone OS.
I feel like shitposting. Oh well.
Claimed.
![Kirino [164].png](https://i.imgur.com/zWq4bvP.png "Kirino [164].png")
>>696013307
yeah
>>696013981
Hey there Shino, once again I'm glad you like em so much, if you can bother to take a pic of your TV with any waifu pic I would like to see it, I bet it looks good.
>>696014561
>Windows is garbage.
Fixed it.
>>696012388
Chocolate chip peanut butter. How are you this morning?
>>696012414
Thanks, thanks. Not much besides hanging with friends. Gonna go see the new star trek movie with my dad tomorrow as well. How about you?
>>696012921
Yo Tristy, how's it hanging? Just a different job internally but it gets me out of the warehouse and into an office. Little better pay, little better hours, much better work conditions.
>>696014711
>seeing movies with dad
Fuck, I wish I could do that. It's so awkward being around him ever since he left me and my mom though, and I already don't like interacting with other people in real life. Nope, no plans this weekend, at least I hope so.
>chocolate chip peanut butter
Gimme.
>>696014910
Im sorry son
>>696013884
Also another problem is that, I tend to keep carrying on the conversation if a stranger talks to me. I want it to end it, but no.
AL is a good state, just that people make fun of us. I wasn't born there.
>>696013981
I'm good, I think. What about yourself?
>>696014034
Ah, Finnish!
How is it there?
>>696014089
Tzet bu ne, desu ka?
>>696014337
I learned some Japanese in school. Russian is a definite badass language to learn. Spanish just sort of slipped in when I was growing up. What are you?
>>696014341
How could I not recognize a uniquely cute waifu?
Come on...
How it goes?
>>696014711
Ay, Renge.
Hopefully you get the job.
>>696012921
But why?!
>>696013021
How was I supposed to know that?!
>>696013708
Pretty good. Hoping it won't get deathly hot and I'll be able to get some actual decent sleep today. How you doin?
>>696013803
>
>>696014089
Bongo-desu!
>>696014711
That sounds tasty as fuck.
Tired, I fell asleep for some unknown amount of time in the break room.
>Good thing I'm a light sleeper when I'm not at home.
>>696014696
Windows isn't TERRIBLE but yeah, it is garbage. It's one of the easiest piles of garbage to use.
>>696015044
I'm on vacation in spain. But i guess they're fine in Finland :^)
>>696014696
Here I'm on my phone homura it turned out sweet
Finished Rosario
Any suggestions on what next?
>>696015210
Futa Iowa
>>696014342
Aww shet! Told!!
>>696014341
The bells, they're so distinguished
>>696014561
What. The. Hell.
You can do all that, but can't rename files? Like seriously, what the hell, I mean what- nevermind
>>696014623
Hi
>>696014711
That's bloody great!
I'm so happy for you!
It's because I had a warehouse job in the past and the experience was so dull and tiring, so I can almost feel you.
It's hanging well, breakfast and might join in on Shiro's stream in a couple of hours
I can't watch movies with dad since it's in English and he doesn't want me to be bored because I interpret it for him, bless him
>>696015044
>What are you?
I'm a hoomin lol
Peruvian family, raised in the states
>>696015130
...I'll tell ya, but you have to unzip that first
>>696015215
One punch man
>>696014696
Another
>>696015044
Alabama seems okay. You big into college football?
>>696015194
That's one of my favourite pics despite being low res, I was afraid it would look stretched there but it's looking amazing.
So that's why you like tonks so much.
>>696015291
nooooo.
>>696015444
wheew,, 2 trips in 1 day.
>>696012040
My Waifu burns blacks.
>>696015390
hi
>>696015444
Moar
>>696015641
sadly only have like 1 futa pic of her. :c sorry
>>696015194
Yeah i just started playing
But yeah it turned out better than expected and it was nice that i rolled trips and everyone chipped in.
Made my day.
>>696014557
The what?
>>696014623
Kirino you're the saddest cunt in the whole thread
Kys faggot
>>696015044
>uniquely cute waifu
I know, right?
I'm doing excellent Sanae. you know those days where you feel good and everything feels right in the world? yeah I'm in that mood today. Feelsgoodman
>>696015390
Those bells are so adorable.
Too bad you can' buy them irl for cosplay or whatever. I' bet they'd make almost any girl look cute
>>696015130
Hot at Cali? I thought the weather is superior than the rest of the country.
Don't you have an A/C?
Other than my hand getting smashed yesterday, I'm okay, for the time being.
>>696015166
Spain! Tu sabes la idoma?
What do you mean by "fine"? Because of the emoji you put there....
>>696015390
Jaja
Never met someone that was that!
I like to meet other Latin Americans on here.
>>696015413
Nope, one thing that mostly rednecks are into. And some of my friends. I don't see any reason why people would watch it. You watch that stuff?
>>696016158
Did you not sleep?
>>696015442
my bad
see>>696016147
Dump Iowa porn pls i need fap
>>696016158
I already know that.
>>696015044
I already did nignog
How are you Sanae?
>>696015130
Hopefully they will be. The first batch just came out of the oven mere minutes ago. Yikes, better watch that or some of the local gentlemen might creep up on your doorstep.
>>696015390
Hey, thanks! What's your native language? And sounds like a good time to me. Yeah, warehouse work sucks some mondo dicks.
>>696014910
Yikes, sorry to hear that. And you hope that you have no plans this weekend? I'd give you some but you're also halfway across the country and I don't know that they'd be fresh by the time they got there.
>>696016184
Oh man, I am huge into college football. Grew up around that shit man, love it as much as Shiro. Specifically Nebraska's team of course.
>'that' stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI
>>696015390
For what purpose?!
>>696016184
It reached into the triple digits yesterday, in my room. It was absolute torture.
It's superior in the fact that it's always sunny as fuck. And outside of summer, it's a comfy sunny. But when summer rolls around, it's as hot as the famously hot places like Texas and Arizona and such.
I have one, but it's more like a cold fan than an actual AC, since I don't really have walls to hold the cold air in.
Best Anonon reporting
>>696016503
Nothing to apologize for. I hope I have no plans because I hate going outside. Pic related.
~Shiro
Cheshy here
My cat got fucked and now she's preggers.
What do I do? I don't have enough money to raise a whole litter of kitters.
>>696016184
Cause i don't actually have a clue what's going on there except the fact there has been a shit weather lol
oh and i don't speak spanish.
>>696016503
Fresh baked is always best. I was supposed to bake some with my friend last week. Fucker left when I was asleep like a cunt though.
I'm more worried about some of the people in here showing up at my doorstep more than anything.
>>696016765
Sell the kittens?
>claiming yume
I always want to see your waifus legs
>>696016857
Where? Is there a shop that'll take them.
Also it feels wrong to separate them.
>Cheshy
>>696016794
I'm headed there at the start of August. You think I won't find you in the middle of the night. And that's rude with a capital 0. Friend and I are baking right now, he's making some fresh bread that's just rising currently.
>>696016663
How do you go running if you hate going outside though? And why do you hate it anyway?
>>696016964
Craigslist? I think, I'm not too sure. Or could give some to the humane society, and keep some for your own?
Adolfmir Hitlerowicz was a Russian,,
>>696017057
I think I need to stop running, it's getting kinda bad for my health. I hate outside because I'm an anti-social fuck and would rather just stay inside.
>
>>696016953
Okay
>
>>696017057
>Implying you'd go this far south
You wouldn't, you already said you wouldn't!
What kinda bread?
>Now I really want some fresh banana bread
>>696016953
Such a demanding goddess.
>>696016186
What is sleep?
>>696016499
RIP
No amount of charming accent can take away the pain in your voice Kirinrin
>>696016953
>
>>696017302
Hey is it the old Tats or a new one?
>>696017408
>demanding goddess
I am never done with seeing nice waifu legs
>>696017464
Thats ma girl
>>696017408
Cutie
How are you?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>696017668
It's a new Tats
>>696016158
Yup!
>you know those days where you feel good and everything feels right in the world?
I hadn't one for the longest, but hey, fantastic on your part! What are going to be the plans?
I, for one, don't have anything planned.
>>696016503
Oh.....My bad dawg.
I'm still kicking it for the most part. Having Saturday off was unexpected, but I get to chill at least. You Renge?
>>696016516
If you like it, more power to you!
I just don't.
Why would you do that to me.....
>>696016536
>That pic.......
Gross.
Welcome to my hell. I got central air, so it feels nice inside. I thought Philadelphia was always sunny too?
Heat plus trying to sleep equals rage.....
Plus you live in the southern part of Cali.
>>696016791
Oh, usually that emoji signifies something a little lewd.
How's Spain?
Spanish is a very easy language to learn.
>>696017668
New one,
Yume is a cute~
>>696017758
I obviously wouldn't murder you, your too wonderful and a person I enjoy! Just thought you were talking shit on college football.
>>696017692
Am not.
Comfy in bed. Wondering how long I'll be up till I pass out.
>>696017758
What's wrong with that pic?!
I wish I had central AC, my grandpas house has it and it's a god send. It's generally cool enough when I go to sleep, and warms up after a few hours. It's just been so bad the last few days that it's woken me up rather early in the day, which is why I've been so tired at work.
>>696017408
>imblying I won't go out of my way to find you
Just standard bread. Banana bread does sound good, though.
>>696017223
How is it getting bad? Hard on your joints? And being outside doesn't necessarily mean being with people.
>>696017758
All good my dude, I appreciate the thought. And hey, I can't really complain about some extra free time. I'm doing fine, just chilling over here. Playing some dank vidya, making some cookies, everything is breddy gud.
>>696018100
>everyone look at him go
>see the tsundere in its natural habitat
>>696018160
I'd just rather be inside, regardless of people. I don't want to say how it's getting bad.
Best Arch Wizard claimed
>>696016503
Español, which is why I feel embarrassed when I speak it with a flat voice
Update us on the job once you do!
>>696016536
For some hand to neck contact
>>696016573
なにそれ！?！
>>696016765
Sell, adoption, let them go, or kill. I had to put mine for adoption since most who wanted changed their minds last second, I still remember them vividly. Take care of them asap
>>696015572
Hhhi
>>696016184
What about yourself?
>>696018160
That is EXACTLY what I'm implying!
Never had fresh baked normal bread. Tell me how it turns out!
I am not tsun you du!
>>696018451
Nice back arch
>Tristana
>>696017818
Lame
![Kirino [183].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WT7zQi2.jpg "Kirino [183].jpg")
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AbM9ZxtjE
>>696017758
I know sry for dat lol
It's cool just gettin a little boring.
i know but i don't feel like i need the language anywhere except on vacations about.
what languages can u speak?
>>696016158
Literally eat shit and die.
Autistic faggot.
>>696018380
Alright man, just keep me posted. I gotta know you're doing alright, you know.
>>696018478
I will. Cookies just finished, they turned out pretty great, actually. Lighter and fluffier than I usually get them, good flavor too.
>imblying I will not drive 8 hours for the sake of the joke
>106% tsun
>>696018474
Flat voice in what sense? I will, thank you.
Ruri = Rory
>>696018474
And a ching chong ding to you miss
>>696016308
>>696018027
Oh thank you!
If you love it, I won't scold you or anyone. Just poking fun is all.
>>696018100
Are you seeing what I'm seeing on that post?
From my old house, I know that feel. It was so hot, sleeping on the ground was the only option.
>>696018160
Nice, nice.
You play P.C. right? Und what game?
Ayy cookies are a good sign to start off the day!
>>696018474
Guatemala/German.
Strange combination, still awesome though!
>>696018752
It's quite alright.
Learning languages is fun! It's understandable from your point.
Languages I know; English, Spanish, Akateko, and German(50/50 on that).
Minors; Portuguese, Russian, Arabic, and Japanese.
How many languages do you know?
IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING DOG I LITERALLY WANT TO CRY.
Every show or movie about zombies with a dog, every fucking time. Stupid fucking tropes. I saw this coming too.
Fuck.
>>696018998
Why are you so angry?
>>696019740
That's the shittiest just because the dog has never done anything wrong. Truly the best of us.
>>696019566
I do, though all my consoles are at my friend's house and I'm there right now so we have those as well. They are, and they turned out even better than I'd expected.
>>696019914
It's the "it's all falling apart" episode. I expected this, but it's never not painful. Never.
>>696019914
Consoles too! Rich.....
I'm about to get my P.C. going soon. So I'm very excited to try out the experience of one!
What kind are they? Chocolate chips?
>>696019892
I haven't slept in 35 hours, and I didn't know he was just joking.
My bad.
![Kirino [224].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw4jhGw.jpg "Kirino [224].jpg")
>>696020775
Go to sleep.
Please.
I can't sleep.
Go.
>>696019566
oh so many.
i just know like 2 well and 1 somehow
>>696021310
>two waifus
HERESY
Im switching again
>>696021310
>>696021616
>>696017758
>I hadn't one for the longest
Ah, a shame. we have a saying here: After the rain, comes the sun. Not sure if you have a variant. It basically means that after a while things will always look up
>plans?
Finishing Sachii's ohayou, which is taking way longer than expected
>>696018573
Rood
>>696018998
Also rood, but forgiven. Get some sleep man
>>696021616
Wow
>>696021616
Who is it now?
>>696021032
What's the "1 somehow"?
I wish I could learn them all. No time....
>>696021616
..........Tzet tal..........
>>696021725
I'm looking forward to it! Thanks! Amchet vo che na cho qin.
How far are you in the Ohios? I'm thinking 2/3rds there.
>>696022166
Swedish lol
>>696021616
Megaupload Amatsu folder
>>696022286
How did you manage to comprehend that language?
>>696021616
>
>>696022166
>Amchet vo che na cho qin
What does that mean?
> I'm thinking 2/3rds there.
More like halfway. I would be 2/3rds but the list has grown quite a bit
There's 51 lines now
>>696022721
He's finnish
>>696017818
Is this the highschool teacher?
>>696023520
No.
This is the one with the weeb gf
>>696022721
We're forced to learn it in schools lol
also gotta live the dangerous life
>if trips have commit an act of heresy
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fgC_yTVZYo
>>696023933
66 off o:
If trips i switch
>>696024113
>2 off
>>696023292
Can't translate it completely.
"Waiting for heavenly days." Again the translation is hard to put into English.
>There's 51 lines now
What keeps you motivated?! Freaking props!
Also thanks!
>>696023933
That seems unnecessary.... Jaja
I too, like to live dangerously.
>if trips have commit an act of heresy
>>696024233
11 of
>>696023952
Goodnight, rest well.
>Sanae
>>696023952
Good music, enjoy your beauty sleep, which will hopefully last longer than four hours.
If switch I trips
Singles i switch
>>696024558
Fuck
Once more.
>if trips have commit an act of heresy
Girl from daoko's video
>>696024667
OH SHIT
>if trips i commit heresy
>>696024558
lol
>>696024667
1 off
k me2 once more
>if trips have commit an act of heresy
>>696024233
>What keeps you motivated?!
The appreciation I get for my work whenever I deliver. Also seeing them being posted. Feels good knowing people like them enough to post them
>>696024948
>if quads
>>696025422
Lost
>>696024875
>>696024948
We'll get them next time!
>>696025179
I suppose that's a great way to keep them going. I just have to feel it, it comes and goes though. I wish it'd stayed longer. Honestly, you do very great work.
>Sanae
