Look at the butterflys, faggots.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Look at the butterflys, faggots.
Someone post bara.
fucking leave this site fags
sage
>>695980635
Who gives a shit now?
>>695980599
you can move back for winter
>>695980543
you are all brainwashed dronesd
>>695980534
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>>695980829
funnel pene and gravy mouth
>>695980959
i may as well take that road
>>695980655
You're still alive. Like I need more things to remind me of annoyances.
>>695980829
I only have experience as a perceived white person though.
>>695980844
This is true, but I was talking just about the difference in quality.
>>695980801
True
>>695980865
Everyone is, no point in caring anymore.
>>695981057
*Kiss*
Oh, how I've missed you, my little curmudgeon.
>>695980543
Why don't they have penises?
>>695980829
what if you don't have the middle part
>>695980832
it's a tempting offer, but canada's really fun
one (1) free bara
James, I might get a bird.
>>695981355
:c f-fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhB6Lb7_kN8
>>695981410
You're a life saver, Dom.
>>695980962
gravy mouth huh? will you dribble it into funnel pene?
>>695981101
I've yet to see one of your characters smoke. Why not make one?
>>695981355
Direct to mouth impregnation?
>>695981410
Thanks
>>695981049
Lets hope you prepared yourself, for regret will destroy you.
>>695981101
Then get better
>>695981460
if you could make it real fun there, then maybe i'd consider it
>>695981497
sounds like fun, I might go do that
>>695981438
What kind of bird?
>>695981497
I have one already. It's a caricature of me.
>>695981572
Can't. I'm too terrible.
>>695981497
ooo yeah bb ill dribble it so hard
>>695981572
my body is ready
>>695981688
I'm thinking a green parakeet.
I want to get it to sing Love Like You from Steven Universe. That or Little Person.
>>695981667
theres buckets of fun here! we will have butts loads of fun!
>>695981825
Get a cockatoo.
>>695981438
Get a Cockatoo.
>>695981667
2 Lewd 4 me. Jeff you win.
>>695981720
Now i need to see what other things can be funneled into penor.
>>695981966
>>695981998
They are too loud. I need something relatively calm because my room mates don't want the noise.
>>695981410
Hello
>>695981927
could it be loads in my butt of fun?
>>695981998
whats my prize?
>>695981966
>>695982065
No they are great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8R0zxdbS8
>>695981182
Let us pray you succumb by the end of this year.
>>695981688
Then fucking give up. Nothing irritates me more than those who keep throwing themselves into the futility.
>>695981720
Perhaps
>>695981998
you can make suggestions and I'll deliver :3
>>695982168
perhaps~
HA! I said it first!
>>695982065
Get a howler monkey.
>>695982199
I refuse to not bash my head against the wall.
>>695982495
Hey Nibi, I have a question for you.
>>695982195
I would love one, but again, they are loud.
>>695982199
Probably not. I'm in much better health nowadays.
>>695982421
HA!
>>695982253
sounds like a plan to me
>>695982097
hello. do any cool big ape things today?
>>695982168
You get to keep your lewdest faggot title Jeff.
>>695982253
Well there is a risk of infection you know, if it's not cum. so how about grape jelly?
>>695980543
I don't get it
>>695982421
I always knew you were autistic.
>>695982560
Ask
>>695982564
Get a fish. But not a gold fish. A halibut.
>>695982600
No.
I did go to a swap meet but I was beaten to most of the stuff.
I think I might try and go tomorrow earlier and check again.
>>695982593
wew!;3 be prepared for lots of loads
>>695982659
i'm not fond of grape. how about strawberry
>>695982854
It's not autism. It's through a sense of responsibility and obligation.
>>695982854
Do you still think I'm flabby and gross?
>>695982564
Well all birds are loud, just get one that dosen't talk if thats a issue.
>>695982895
Too close to colour of blood, how about wurtamelun?
>>695982860
I was going to get a saltwater tank for tropical fish.
>>695982888
i found some sick vinyls at the peddler's mall. porcelain perfect quality, 5$ a piece, vintage 70's music. so far i've gotten seven albums.
>>695983029
If not a bird then a rodent of some kind.
>>695983067
No. Get a halibut.
>>695982659
yay!
>>695982895
I'll prepare my holes right away
>>695983029
do they make that? how about blackberry?
>>695983120
Not bad. I missed some NES and SNES games today. Not too upset about it but would have been nice to snag.
I plan on traveling down south again and picking down there again.
>>695983208
prepare them ALL
>>695983187
What am I going to do with a halibut?
>>695983301
Look at it. Name it Norman.
>>695982564
Being crushed by a bus does not necessitate poor health.
>>695983005
You are not responsible or obligated to post shitty comics.
>>695983011
I dont see abs, soft and flabby. You are undesirable in such a frail form.
>>695983422
Norman?
>>695983446
I'll work on the, just for you.
>>695983446
I'm responsible for them and obligated to make them.
>>695983179
Ferrets!
>>695983234
You like near 'merica? Then they have to have wurtmelun.
Blackberry could be good too, you could simulate black alien cum shots.
>>695983280
>>695983208
All your holes, penor, ear, mouth, eye and bum.
>>695983495
Yes.
>>695983446
I'd have to actually go outside for that.
And there's no real public transport in this city.
>>695983536
Banned from the apartments.
>>695983280
I'll go fill them up right now
>>695983536
but why eye?
>>695983536
i've never seen watymelon jam
i like this idea of alien cum. blackberry it is!
both ears or one?
>>695983676
nono dont fill them! i need them empty so I can fill them
>>695983634
Because Eric is already taken.
>>695983610
Just get a kitty like the rest of us then.
>>695983676
So we can try impregnate all your holes!
>>695983801
Both, we can Eiffel tower he head together.
>>695983515
I dont understand how you are trying to insult me, but here you go.
I am insulted, my opinion on abdominals is crushed.
>>695983535
No you are not, that is autism.
>>695984013
dude yes! oh it will be so grand!
>>695983976
Fair enough.
>>695984013
I kind of want a dog first.
>>695983801
as long as I swallow I'll have room for more. also my butts got all tight again from being away from my toys for soo long
>>695984013
but I need that hole for my eye
Oh my god I almost never boot up my VM anymore D:
And squish is posting? What is this?
>>695984049
I am. They are mine and I must make them.
POST GAPES
>>695984049
I wasn't trying to insult you. Like I said, when I get in shape I'll cite you as my main inspiration. I just wanted to see what you thought right now.
POST GAPING TAILHOLES
>>695984125
oh no! well you need to start sing them again! lie keep them all in at all time
>>695984209
wem
>>695984209
Animus is in the dying hours tonight.
I'm here out of boredom.
poast cute non nude
>>695984224
Autism
>>695984273
Stop talking to me, I hate you.
>>695984394
wew mew
>>695984424
Nice, well welcome back (You're here forever)
>>695984394
I'll have to do that when I get back to them, till then it's just a couple of fingers
>>695984616
But why? I like you. How can I make you not hate me?
>>695984692
Unfortunately.
>>695984692
hoi~~~~~~~~~~
>>695984698
you mean a couple of fists
>>695984099
Jeff will enjoy this mind fuck.
>>695984117
You need a yard if you want a dog that a decent size.
>>695984125
Why do you need to see? Just let the cocks enter you at all angles.
>>695984878
poor lil guy will be a wreck of babby gravy
>>695984436
what kind of cute?
>>695984848
only 1 fist
>>695984878
but enjoying the sight of dicks in my face is part of the fun
>>695984878
I want a German Shep or a Mastiff.
I don't plan to get one 'till I move into a house.
>>695984734
>Ugly
>Flabby
>Arguing with me
>Your name is Rainbow Dash
>Making people think I want to marry you
Also you like me for no reason.
>>695985075
3 fist
Oh shit! Nibi is getting hitched?
>>695985057
For some reason i don't think he would mind.
>>695985075
So is trying to find out who's cocks who with no sight.
>>695985099
Oh good, two great breeds of dog.
I hope this happen soon.
>>695985183
Why not a foot at this point?
>>695985314
Yeah to a man named bubba at the truck stop.
>>695985183
2 fist.
are you and tiger talking about filling me up with jam?
>>695985120
You've never even seen my face, and I don't think I'm flabby. And I don't remember arguing with you about anything. If I did then I'm sorry. While the part about being named after Rainbow Dash is true, I never made anyone think that you want to marry me. Everyone else made that up, not me. And I like you because we have a lot in common, which is why the stupid shit about us getting married came about in the first place.
That one getting a dog is worrying, he is going to fuck it.
No no, it would fuck me. I'm a bottom bitch, remember?
>>695985418
Won't be for a long time unless I get a renters place with a yard.
>>695985418
becuase he homogay he loves that stuff
>>695985418
thats just weird....a foot?..
>>695985423
we will get an industrial sized bucket of jam to fill you
>>695985418
so I'd just have to figure it out by taste and feel
>>695985623
that too much jam!
>>695984848
whuz new with mew?
>>695984616
Not at all.
>>695985478
>If I did then I'm sorry.
Sorry is not good enough for me.
We have nothing in common.
Also you want to fuck animals, I may like furry but I dont want to stick my dick into things that will give me all types of inter-species STDs
>>695985896
Fair enough. Either way, I still think you're a cool guy. But I'll go back to the s/fur thread and leave you alone now.
STDs are not cross species.
If you are going to be a dummy don't be an ignorant dummy.
<3
>>695985791
no such thing as too much
>>695985798
dying from illness
i was acyually going to bed becuase i want to puke meow :c
>>695985978
No wait.
>>695986102
What?
>>695985423
Yeah, it'll look good on tape with it dribbling out everywhere. We can then clean you up with our tongues :)
>>695985601
Yeah, just train him / her good.
>>695985623
Well we need to keep testing he's lewdest faggot title, so that means he should do anything lewd asked of him.
>>695985791
Don't forget volume of babby juice!
>>695985893
You probably think I dont have autism.
>>695986149
this is truE!!
that faggot >:3
hey ima go die meow. nini~
>>695986149
Probably a her.
Less attitude from females.
>>695986037
an industrial sized bucket would fill me to the brim
>>695986149
but it'll be soo sticky
>>695986251
nini
>>695986325
we want you stuffed full
>>695986146
Don't leave.
>>695986214
You do have autism.
>>695986469
I'll be lurking until I get bored and decide to close the thread.
>>695986037
>saying meow intaid of now
shit why did i never think of this, going to start saying this to annoy my boyfriend
>>695986251
OK night then <3
>>695986259
Depends if you establish a proper alpha role with your dog, males can be very loyal and adventurous.
>>695986325
Sticky and tasty :)
>>695986528
jajaja do it
>>695986532
<3
>>695986408
well I'm going to go stuff myself. see you later
>>695986532
I'm gonna go fill myself with sticky and tasty things. see ya
>>695986523
No. Don't do that either. Stay here. Stay and lie a life.
>>695986532
As true as that is I don't know if I could train it properly in that regard.
>>695986629
There is nothing valuable for me here.
>>695986627
Which dong will you stuff yourself with?
>>695986644
Goto puppy school to establish the basics and then continue with training a few times a week.
>>695986733
There never was anything of value anywhere else. Ignore Nibi, he's Nibi.
>>695986792
I dont have them with me :'(
I'll just fill my mouth instead
>>695986792
That could work.
>>695986037
Aw, well get good sleep I hope!
>>695986877
If there's nothing of value anywhere else then why stay here?
>>695986904
What!! Don't you carry one in your butt everywhere you go??
I thought you were lewd.
>>695986968
I'm here. Squish face and Eddy are here. Buttiger is here.
>>695986968
Post with the rest of us. You seem trill.
>>695986469
Well fuck you too, bitch.
>>695986940
Please get that mattress of the ground. It's so tacky.
>>695987065
if I could get over the knot on my nova then I would do just that
>>695987173
And no offense, but those names mean nothing to me. I'm not a talker, and you have probably realized that.
>>695987216
If you say so.
>>695987269
It's there because I have sleep issues and need to be able to move to the floor easily.
Also I just moved recently and haven't gotten a frame. I'll be building one in a month or two.
>>695987244
You walked right into that one.
>>695987330
Then why you all up on Nibi's dick though?
>>695987269
seems really great honestly
>>695987329
Just takes time.
Took me a month to take my large Cole.
>>695987457
I dunno, we just seem to have a few things in common.
>>695987473
It totally is.
>>695987547
only problem would be critters
>>695987503
Yeah, but, like, everybody has a few things in common.
>>695987608
True, but I seem to have more in common with Nibi than most others.
>>695987586
We don't have any, and if I had a dog or cat I would not mind them in my bed.
>>695987457
Kiss my ass like how you let slip you wanted to kiss me last night, fuckhead.
>>695987700
noh, like bugs
>>695987499
practice makes perfect I guess
>>695987678
Nibi's only major allure is it's some kind of achievement around here to get him to like you to any degree.
>>695987329
Have you an anal plug harness to train your butt up?
>>695987442
>>695987473
Oh good. When i was younger fucking on the floor was icky.
>>695987678
You also hate yourself, are a virgin, and want to kill people?
>>695987750
You'd like that, wouldn't you? Unfortunately if it ain't white it ain't right, my dear little red man.
>>695987877
Yes, yes, and yes.
>>695987774
We don't have bugs so it's no issue.
>>695987791
Shame mine are back in Alabama still.
>>695987821
Well, I'm not fucking anyone atm so that's no issue.
Did someone say bugs?
>>695987905
>Virgin
Want to fix that, big boy?
if only david was here
>>695987905
You want to kill people?
>>695987821
no harness, but I have some plugs
>>695987911
any plans on getting them back soon?
>>695988041
I've thought about it quite a bit. And I have a fascination with blood, gore, and death.
>>695988020
Alas.
>>695988088
If I visit I'll get them.
Otherwise I might have them mailed up.
David is drinking and getting high a lot. I am starting to get worried about him.
>>695988126
You should try not doing that.
>>695988228
I wouldn't actually kill someone unless necessary. I know to keep my fantasies just that.
>>695987911
Well not with a bed like that you won't.
Get it off the ground and the butts will follow.
>>695988088
How long can you stay plugged for?
>>695988405
It is bad to fantasize about killing people.
>>695988548
Better than actually doing it.
>>695988585
Yes, by a lot, but still bad. That's like saying robbing a stranger is better than raping one. Doesn't matter if one is better, they're both still bad.
>>695988507
the longest I've had my largest in was about half an hour, and then i'd remove it and play
>>695988507
Can't have company here.
So any hookups I have I just go to their place.
>>695987877
Im not the one with the sexual slips, mudslime.
>>695988761
Can you fist your own butt?
>>695988762
uh why not? Parents?
>>695988936
>kisses are sexual
You've a really skewed sense of what sex is, Nibi.
>>695988945
Room mates just don't want strangers here.
And I'm fine with that.
>>695988945
before I left I could get most of my fist in, but I never went farther 3/4 of it
>>695988740
But it's still not performing that act. I'm just fascinated with death, as well as human anatomy. I've always wanted to dissect a human. I like all that kind of stuff.
>>695989168
W-what?!
>>695989210
Work at a mortuary.
>>695989210
Then become a mortician. You'll get to play with dead bodies all day long.
>>695989306
>>695989385
I've considered it actually. Seems like a neat job.
>>695989431
I have a friend in school for that. Cause that's a thing I guess.
>>695989431
If you enjoy that line of work I don't see why you wouldn't.
>>695989236
3/4 of a fist
>>695989070
You have a really skewed sense of what art is, fool.
>>695989151
Oh cool, so they don't bring anyone over either?
What about house parties? Can you have them?
>>695989168
Wow, that's impressive. I would love to train your butt to take my fist :)
>>695989587
Kiss me, you depressing monster.
>>695989576
I feel like it would feel nice if you take it slow.
>>695989656
We aren't party people.
I don't know anyone up here.
I hardly talk to my work mates.
>>695989535
Then I guess I'll have to consider it.
>>695989573
Well, I don't actually know if I would enjoy it. It's not like I've mutilated a corpse before. It probably wouldn't be as fun as in fantasies.
>>695990082
You don't get to mutilate the bodies as a mortician.
>>695990238
I know that.
>>695990082
Try dissecting animals.
>>695989656
that would be some fun training.
well I'm off to bed for real this time. nini
>>695989804
I almost always take it slow, I just wanted to see how much I could fit.
night
>>695989210
Another reason not to like you.
>>695989743
Shove your tongue up the ass of one of the riffraff instead. Get a good taste of their shit so you can spew it back out on your canvas and molds.
>>695990296
Night man.
>>695990295
Where would I get a dead animal?
>>695990283
But sometimes you get to burn them.
>>695990386
You're the want that wants to actually murder people, not me.
>>695989804
Your work sounds fun....
>>695990296
Alright night Jeff!
>>695990457
Now that sounds pretty cool.
>>695990386
But who is bigger riffraff than you?
>>695990401
Roadkill.
Most hits are pretty clean.
>>695990470
Factory work. I just have social anxiety.
>>695990525
Doesn't it? I'd do that for a living if I could. Just immolate the deceased.
>>695990401
Go to the pound and ask if you can have the euthanized animals for taxidermy.
>>695990744
None are bigger riffraff is the correct answer.
>>695990604
That would be pretty weird. I'm not sure what I would do with it though. Or how I would hide it from my family.
>>695990655
Gotta make sure they don't become zombies, right?
>>695990752
But would they just willingly give up a corpse like that?
Also, don't do that, Dash. Because that's how serial killers start out. Thoughts of death and killing people, then animal mutilation, then live animal torture, then killing one person, the killing more people.
>>695990968
That's why we encase the ones we don't bury in concrete boxes.
Sure, why not?
>>695991188
*don't burn
>>695991188
I wouldn't hurt an animal. I love animals, but humans can fuck off. I still wouldn't actually kill someone though. I have very high morals, and I don't think it's right to kill someone unless necessary.
Oh yeah, I didn't think about that.
Well, alright. I'll consider doing that someday.
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