Nibi love thread.
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Nibi love thread.
>>695991540
I'm sure that's what a lot of serial killers said before they started mutilating animal corpses. You should seek out a therapist and talk to them about these feelings you have.
>>695991710
I wouldn't actually mutilate it. It would more or less just dissect it.
>>695991710
Don't listen to this guy, just ignore it. It's a phase
I just hope the next phase is the animal torture part, that sounded neat-o
>>695991837
I'm sure that's what they all said too. It's just dissection.
>>695991855
Yeah, a phase that leads to serial murder.
Wet tiger thread
>>695991953
Why are all your carvings so nondescript? Also that's what I'm hoping for. We need more people to die; I wouldn't feel especially uncomfortable if it were me, either
>>695992114
Makes me wish I had him to snuggle tonight.
I'd rather have an electric feel thread.
>>695992158
Because that's where they need to be to exist. You shouldn't want people to die.
>>695991855
>It's a phase
You have no idea who I am. I've had a fetish for blood and cutting for many years, and now it's starting to become a gore and death fetish as well. I have a ton of furry gore and I legitimately like it. I've been coming here for years, and gore never bothered me. I think it's kinda cool to imagine how someone died when I see gore pics.
>>695991953
I'm not going to become a serial killer. Like I said, I won't kill someone unless necessary. But I am a bit of a necrophiliac. I did have that phase when I was 15, and I'm starting to really wonder what it's like to be with a corpse. Memes aside, a dead girl really can't say no. At least I would feel loved if I was with a corpse.
>>695992194
That tigger is too round. He needs to lose some blubber.
>>695992369
I like round bellies.
Maybe not that round, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk
>>695992295
Wow, dude. Wow.
>>695992369
Squash likes the big boys.
>>695992461
Hey, I can't help that I'm fucked up. At least I'm aware of it and try to prevent myself from actually doing anything.
>>695992434
This picture is a favorite of mine, they have nice cocks and are sharing a lion.
>>695992461
That i did not know, but big for me is muscle. big for him is fat.
>>695992602
No. I mean, that's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.
>>695992461
I actually saw that in person along with the rest of the album.
>>695992676
How so?
>>695992628
I feel ya. That lion has an amazing body.
This one here is the kind of body I would go for most.
That or I'd like to have.
And I'm not into fat per say.
More a muscle gut fan.
People are evil
Where's my paladin I'm a'goin' smitin' today
>>695992843
They all have very similar bods, the lion's mane put him above the others.
So a muscle daddy type huh?
>>695992628
What is so wrong with that?
>>695992708
That's pretty cool. I'm thinking of going to a Wye Oak concert soon. In fact, I am going. I just bought the ticket.
>>695992716
You don't think you're capable of feeling love from a living person?
>>695993190
Pretty much. It's why I'm a zoophile as well.
>>695993227
You can feel love fro another person.
>>695993190
hey look it's the guy who sculpts dumb meaningless shit that looks like dildos
>>695993190
I never said anything wrong with it, just pointing out the difference in opinion.
>>695993300
Hey, look!
>>695993155
Yeah. I like 'em with a bit of give to them. Something to cuddle up to.
But I want to know they could toss me around as well. Something comforting about big guys.
>>695993317
Why point it out at all?
>>695993336
Do you keep changing your name for attention or what
>>695993378
Keep the conversation going?
>>695993227
>zoophile
kys disgusting
>>695993336
much photoshop much proof!!!
>>695993295
I'm not sure I believe that. I'll always hate myself. How can I be loved by someone if I don't even love myself?
>>695993451
Maybe one day.
Also guys like this. I don't mind them bigger than usual.
As long as it isn't ALL fat.
>>695993190
You shouldnt taint Andrew with your shitty presence.
>>695993227
Thats also why I hate you, faggot.
>>695993689
I don't blame you.
>>695993619
Yeah not skinnyfat, but just bigger all around,
>>695993619
>>695993417
Sure, that's how I get my attention. Why not?
>>695993447
Why would you do that?
>>695993451
>photoshop
Toppest of keks, my man.
>>695993504
Jesus loves you.
>>695993689
I'll just be there to hear the music.
>>695993733
I blame you
>>695993790
Yeah. I'm trying to bulk up myself.
>>695993839
>toppest of keks, my man
are you being serious? I can't tell
>>695993839
Jesus can fuck off.
>>695993841
Why? It's not like I wanted to be a zoophile. I just want to feel loved, and it seems that only animals can do that. They don't see the flaws on the surface. Humans do.
>>695993897
I am being serious. Denial of what you did won't save you. You're just Clint 2.0.
>>695993839
>>695993839
Why do you want it to stop?
>>695993878
Keep lifting!! Don't stop, and one day you'll see yourself in the mirror and be proud!
>>695993992
You dont deserve love, you deserve to have your throat slit and fed to hogs.
Any sneks in the tall grass?
>>695994132
You have no idea how happy that would make me. All I want is to die.
>>695994077
I need to get a gym membership.
Start eating lots of meat.
>>695994051
not denying anything :^) in fact here ya go if it makes you happy
>>695993992
But think of all the fun you can have with those hands. And he's also technically dead, so there's that too.
>>695994069
>I have autism, wow this sure is easy
I have autism, wow this sure is easy
>>695994077
I don't necessarily.
>>695994197
Good
>>695994191
ohh smexy!
>>695994209
If you got alot of weight already, just do body weight for now.
>>695994226
k
>>695994226
I don't believe in any of that shit.
>>695994314
Could you help me?
>>695994069
Also, that's the wrong text. Do better for me, yes?
>>695994216
It doesn't make me happy. But if that's what you get off too, I'm not gonna judge.
>>695994337
I'm actually pretty slender.
>>695994348
don't get off to it :^) now stop talking to me you retarded narc
>>695994348
Thats not the wrong text, its literally editting the html
>>695994337
But I don't want to talk about Squish face's sexual preferences.
>>695994343
That's fine, but still, just think of it for a minute. He's the perfect guy for you. He loves you because he has to, he's dead, and he's emaciated so you can be all domineering.
>>695994443
Sure thing, boyo.
>>695994470
I don't know what that means. Html is computer stuff, right?
>>695994589
I'd rather be with a girl.
>>695994654
Then chop that peepee off, he's dead and celibate, so it wouldn't matter.
>>695994589
>>695994425
Make a plan to exercise and stick to it. if your slender now, aim for a max increase rate of 2kg a month. if you use heavy weights it would be at least 1/2 muscle, then do a cut as necessary.
>>695994589
k
>>695994706
But he wouldn't have tits or a vagina.
>>695994343
Yeah, id love to kill you.
>>695994804
As long as it's quick and painless, I'm dead serious (pun not intended) when I say I would actually want that to happen.
>>695994722
Do you know where I can find a work out guide for this?
Like what I need to eat and lift?
>>695994713
I'm sorry that I'm this ignorant about computers, but I don't know what I'm looking at.
>>695994767
He's dead though, so you could change that.
Needs more snek
>>695994941
Either way, that's not what I want.
>>695994941
You would've failed grade 8 computer class
>>695994878
Id just stab the fuck out of you so you could bleed to death. Faggot.
>>695994983
Well, I guess there's no satisfying some people.
>>695995063
My school was poor as fuck, we had one computer in the library and that was it.
>>695995097
I would prefer a gunshot to the head.
>>695995126
Shut the fuck up, you dont get to choose shit.
>>695995186
Then I guess you won't be killing me any time soon.
Who is fapping harder to this convo: Nibi, or Dash?
Nibi, you're too much of a pussy to kill anyone.
You can't even kill yourself.
>>695995186
He likes it when you talk like that, you fool! You foolish fool!
>>695995252
I'm not fapping. It isn't enjoyable, so there's no point.
>>695995322
lel kys
>>695995337
I will if I can ever find my dad's shotgun shells.
>>695994917
Normally everyone would say check out /fit/
But there's alot of shit to sift through.
Instead i suggest you read up on bodybuilding.com or reddit/r/fitness to get started.
If you can't do a gym for some reason, (anxiety) then a simple 30kg dumbbell set and bench can go along way.
>>695995294
Truth
>>695995294
Shots fired.
I still have faith in you, Nibi.
>>695995385
Well, I have more than enough room here for a simple bench, and I could lift the bars sitting here.
I might check the second hand store. I'm sure one of them has some weights. I just need to find a reason to stay motivated.
>>695993897
Is that the american ww2 sniper that wore a feather in his hat ?
>>695995671
mhm
>>695995294
Empty threats
>>695995493
I have no faith in you.
>>695995754
Nothing I said was a threat. Unless you are referring to yourself.
Then it's just kind of sad.
>>695995671
Vietnam was his war.
>>695995551
The motivation could be as simply "this is what i do to say healthy and fit instead of running"
However diet plays a huge role as well. and you should first get that in order as a high priority.
>>695995811
Then it seems I am in good company. I also have no faith in me.
>>695995838
>Nothing I said was a threat
Sure thing
>>695995874
>>695995671
didn't read properly was too tired but yeah vietnam not ww2
>>695995886
I'm kind of a picky eater though.
That's what worries me. Though I might try shakes to keep my protein up. Not a lot of meats I like.
Although once I start having the body I want I could see it as motivation enough to keep going.
>>695995930
So point it out.
All I did was call you a pussy. That's an insult. Not a thread.
>>695996008
>implying you can
>>695996081
There was no implication that I would kill anyone.
You just lack the actual gusto to pull it off.
Again, that's an insult, not a thread.
>>695996213
Yes you did, you are welcome to try, bitch.
Big tummies, flat tummies, big tummies, flat tummies.
Will you fags just make up your minds?
>>695996286
So point out specifically where I said I would or could.
I like this thread. This is a good thread.
All tumm tumms are a blessing.
>>695996325
Does there have to be a tummy consensus?
>>695996348
You're a waste. Exactly what I thought, pussy.
>>695996472
All I'm getting from this is that you cherry pick and fall back to jaded retorts when you can't actually prove something.
psst..
try 1v1'ing him irl, m80..
>>695996615
1v1 me Fox no items final destination.
>>695996541
How would I even prove anything? You think you're special shit, cunt.
What is with Aaron and drawing assholes like dried up peach rings?
>>695996568
What terrible SFX.
No one's tail goes "Aaron"
>>695996765
By pointing out specifically where I threatened you, and not just insulted you by calling you a pussy.
We just went over this like 5 posts ago.
And I got like 6 gold stars in school once so yeah, I'm kind of hot shit.
I can never look at peach rings the same way again.
>>695996836
>>695995294
>you're too much of a pussy to kill anyone.
>You can't even kill yourself.
Come try and kill me then fuckface.
Shit, I think I ruined them for myself too.
>>695996952
Now explain how that's a threat.
'cause even with how you are saying it that's still just an insult.
Next up, in the mental gymnastics event:
>>695996809
eh, sorry that's not funny
here's more porn for your attempt
I mean, if I'm threatening your machismo then I guess it makes sense.
>>695997019
Exactly what I thought, only pussy here is you.
>>695997158
So it's the machismo thing, isn't it?
>>695997047
Not fair.
>>695997158
he has a butt on the tip of his cock.
Damn that's gay.
>>695997418
Love the style of this pic, but the dick is just too big for me.
>>695996008
Well find a few meals that you like that hits the protien requirements and just repeat them. Use shakes to top up when you can't
>>695997210
Shut up pussy.
>>695997522
I'm trying to learn to cook steaks so that's something.
What kind of bench do I need?
I'd imagine one with a leg curl would be good.
>>695997525
Oh my gosh, it WAS the machismo thing.
Nibi come here. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
>>695996568
>>695997047
Nice gapes
>>695997682
I do love them gapes
>>695997659
Yeah, come closer. I wont have to waste any 30-30s or .357s.
>>695998070
This wraps back to you being too much of a nancy to actually do it.
>>695998070
Those cowboy calibers.
The oppression is real.
>>695998900
Ok, that is fucking adorable.
>>695997659
a flat bench is fine, make sure it's rated to a good weight. leg curl is not really needed as you can do dumbbell squats and lunges.
Cooking steaks is easy, get pan hot, turn down pan to 2/5th or less add oil and steak. cook how you like it. turn once. eat with vegies.
>>695999373
Can you get bulk in your legs that way?
I might have to come ask you for help now and then if you're cool with it.
>>695999486
Of course, building bulk is the same on any part of your body. But at some point you'll be squating with both dumbells with full weight for 5x12 reps and then you may need to goto the gym
>>695999852
Well, a bench at home would be a good start then. I think there is a gym downtown.
>>695999920
yeap, it'll be cheaper in the short term, and it will help you get into a daily regime.
>>696000215
It's a plan then.
I'll try to pick up a bench sometime.
Who the fuck are you?
>>696001136
It's Maru.
>>696000327
Also holding them dumbbells for so long and you'll get some juicy forearms too :)
Bump.
>>696003142
I would love to have arms that can crush watermelons.
>>696001676
'Sup fool? This is the guy whom you named "The damned you-know-who" on your discord. No namesync on phone
>>696003369
Bananas or however you spelled it.
OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SQUAD WITH ME
>>696003639
What?
>>696003512
Just wanted to check in, internet's been turned off (or however that works) for our house since we're moving, so haven't been able to come on. Then I discovered there's still internet on my phone for some reason, so there's that
>>696003726
this is is
this is the last splatfest
and you
your ass is not here enjoying it with me
OR IN SQUAD TO HELP
>>696003216
what if your hand are watermalons
>>696003930
Oh, well okay.
>>696004307
you get jughead's face very well
>>696003959
I'M SORRY BUT SOMEONE HAS MY OLD WIIU SO I HAVE NOTHING
I WILL BE WITH YOU IN SPIRIT!
>>696004134
I shall crush them.
>>696004307
Okay, good talk. Well I'll be back later, damn is this phone slow
>>696004518
ah well
if you must know I know you must
I'm winning very handily
>>696004648
What are the sides?
>>696004805
Callie vs Marie
It's like Nintendo wanted animus everywhere to begin civil war
>>696004947
That is probably the best way to end the splat fests.
You picked Marie right?
>>696005430
but so soon??
>>696005481
Maybe they will have something new take its place.
rip squids and/or kids
Nintendo hates us white people
>>696004378
Thanks.
Nintendo hates everyone
Really though every single time I see someone complaining about Nintendo not catering to the weird progressive crowd I get all warm and fuzzy inside.
When will these people realize Japan gives so little of a shit that the shit it gives is entirely theoretical at this point?
Splatoon 2 when?
>>696006573
They give a shit about only one thing.
>>696006753
Denial of war crimes?
Okay I had a good chuckle at that
Now I just gotta print the ticket to see the show.
>>696008335
Being thrown under the bus that hard is felony in CA
p
>>696010065
shut your fucking cunt mouth you festering dog's colon
i know you are but what am i
a qt
>>696010065
sux
put your name on
>>696010772
also
nou
>>696011112
wasaaaaaaaa
>>696011161
i have to get redy for werk
>>696011274
Thats pretty gay. Im going to stay awake all night so I dont keep waking up at 1pm
>>696010803
that ruins the mystery
>>696011926
disapprovingkeita.png
>>696011376
omg living the american dream
>>696012804
Nah I can still get out of bed on my own
