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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>695706291

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
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Claiming best girlie!
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>>695720799
Wow

>>695720906
Hello Kurisu
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>>695720507

>Hey im grown akiko!

Shino is 18?

>>695720677
Hope you find some people to play with

~~how good are you at beating people off?~~
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best suit girl claimed
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Akiko claimed

>>695720507
>Shino
How old is Shino?
I wouldn't know

>>695720509
Esdeath

>>695720544
>Fran
It's gonna be a long night before that work ever sees the light

>>695720677
>Mio
Beating off does not count
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still here
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what do you guys think of this girl?
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Claimed
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>>695721234
I prefer this one :3
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>>695721234
You can't be serious with this trash tier claim

>>695721259
The heresy is complete
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>>695720971
Ohayo.
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Claimed
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>>695720972
>>695721059
No shino is 17 but shit dawg whose counting?
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>>695721365
I didn't claim im just wondering what people think of herr
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I don't get why everyone says One Punch Man is the greatest thing ever
It's actually kind boring

>>695721234
she's insufferable
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>>695721059
How many drinks?


Seems we made the same joke

>>695721234
Didn't see the anime

>>695721259
Heretical megumin
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>claiming yume
>>695720971
I am going to fap so hard later on my dick might fall off
If that happens you get a pic for your collection
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Pit stop. Claiming and leaving to do adult things.

being an adult sucks.
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Miss Sakaki = Claimed
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>>695721234
Eh. I've seen better, I've seen worse.
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>>695721365
What is wrong with Rem?
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>>695721234
Annoying, lying, spoiled little shit who should be sucking Tahei off every fucking moment he graces her with his presence.

Kirie best girl.
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>>695720972
I hope so too. I'd play solo if it wasn't for the recent patch.
>beating people off
Whoa man

>>695721059
Oh no I didn't mean for it to sound like that.

>>695721423
Ohayo~

>>695721483
I hope it happens, I need that for my collection.
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Best Night Raid member claimed
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>>695721429
She will be legal soon

>>695721484
Work?

>>695721525
Aw, it's not the good Jenny anon

>>695721588
What happened?

So you arent good at it? Shame
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>>695721429
My calculation for waifu age is
(age of waifu by the end of canon)+(years since the anime has been out)

>>695721434
She's a meme

>>695721470
>How many drinks?
Depends on what we're drinking and who's paying

>>695721525
Ah shit it's Rem? I mistook her for Lelei
A Megumin was talking about switching earlier

>>695721588
Ya fucked up, kid
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>>695721429
Loli
>>695721525
Lolibot 3000
>>695721484
Loli
>>695721424
Loli(?)
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>>695721931
Tats is like 27 but is still classified as loli by body type.
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>mfw tomoko actually thought i was switching
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>>695722371
>still posting Lala

Hard to say I'm wrong at this point, heretic.
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>>695721922
Oh shit fam so Shino is 23 now. Manga came out in 2010.


Im legit as fuck. No v& for me
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>>695722476
Kek,
Triggered?
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>>695722579
stream is back up i think
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>>695721922
Yeah they look alike but Rem is more cute :3
Well I didnt see Gate yet, its a good anime?
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>>695722579
Doesn't count
Her canon age is loli
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Best grill right here
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So people are trying to justify having a child as a waifu now?
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>>695722611
Elitism keeps haremfags in their place you shitty seasonal flip flopping indecisive whore.
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>>695722579
And Akiko would be 22
Legit as fuck fam

>>695722656
Holstaur!
>

>>695722693
I agree
>didnt see Gate yet, its a good anime?
I haven't seen it myself but I hear varying opinions about it
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>>695721922
I was shitposting, m80
>>695722810
I didn't actually switch
I was just baiting
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>>695721922
Your favorite drink and you

>>695722656
Time to milk Chara
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>>695721776
A new hero was added to the game, and a bunch of other heros had changes. The problem with the new hero, is that people play her and do terribly. I don't want to keep losing so I'm not playing unless it's with a group.

I never said that I wasn't good at it

>>695721922
Akiko pls
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Dio-sama...
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>>695723070
>I was just baiting

I'm sure. We'll see in a few days.
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>>695722914
Incest.
>>695723088
You can join in if you want.
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>>695722914
Feels good man

got these old ass waifus and stuff.
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>>695723189
If I WAS going to switch it wouldnt be Lelei or some retarded ship
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>>695723492
which megu is this?
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>>695723593
Minumin
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>>695723156
So a bunch of things changed? That sucks

>>695723166
Dio

>>695723319
It's going to great

>>695723351
Yummy balls
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>>695723351
Pet.
>>695723806
Yup.
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>>695723070
Well you were baiting the thing Megumin's are most notorious for doing
Suspicious at least

>>695723088
Nigga I can buy us like 3 bottles of mead but it takes me 2 and a half to get somewhat drunk

>>695723156
バカ

>>695723319
Why must you do this to me?

>>695723347
>tfw anons call us pedophiles but they don't know shit
What anime are you streaming?
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>>695723156
just pick whoever counters the new hero well and rek them
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>>695722790
Well... there a lot of waifus that are under but have a nice body
>>695722914
>I agree
Yeah i liked the development of the character, and i have a weakness for short hair xD
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>>695723799
I want to explode together with Megumin.
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>>695723806
Rusty screws
>>695723952
Touch
>>695724078
>xD
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>>695723799
Oh, aren't you the one who hit on me a few times?

>>695723952
You up to much?

>>695723958
Then buy 5
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>>695723806
Not too much, but enough changed. Some things were needed, I just have to wait for the next few days for everyone to get their fill and the game go back to normal.

>>695723958
What is this weeb talk that you speak

>>695724046
The counter part is easy, that's no problem. It's people who pick the new hero. Everyone wants to try her, including people that don't ever play her role which is support. Until people stop playing her because she's new, I'm avoiding playing it
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>>695723070
LOL U baited them gud XD
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>>695723806
Yes I'm Dio.
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>>695721776
That's more accurate than not, but no.
Just work-like.
>>695721931
Yes. So?
Cat with udders.
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>>695724288
I don't remember.
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Motoko. She'll kill ya if you try and take her from me
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>>695724078
>nice body
Most of them look 12

>>695724321
I could see that
It'll probably be an issue in the future too
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>>695724078
I can only comment on looks, as I haven't seen Rem's anime either
>xD
That's ironic, right?

>>695724288
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouth to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free

>>695724321
Baka faggot

>>695724426
Holy shit is that light novel Megumin?
That's really cute
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>>695723958
Nothing right now akiko.

oh shit its back online now.

Im starting Riddle story of devil right now.

I saw the manga at the store today. was kinda wondering wtf it was.
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>>695724354
Pedophile
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>>695724454
>canon slut

Have her.
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>>695724636
Necrophile
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>>695723958
Because its what you are.
>>695724241
How are you?
>>695724288
Nope, about to feed animals though.
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>>695724531
Or 14...
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>>695724636
Nope.
Scantily clad whore.
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>>695724531
It will be. There's a bunch of complaints about it. I'm sure it'll be the same every time a new hero is added

>>695724532
How could you use such rude language
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>>695724772
Savage
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I've been playing World of Tanks this morning.

1 guy left on the whole team in a light tank flying around Pumping techno through the mic. Hiding from the other team. Its pretty funny.
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>>695724241
So, when is the stream?

>>695724321
So buff fixes? And balance changes?

>>695724352
What is going on?

>>695724426
Who knows

>>695724532
But drinking!
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My exotic waifu from a far away land.
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>>695724956
Griefing can be fun.

Used to grief a loooooot on L4D
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>>695724879
>ChrisHansen.jpg

>>695724921
At least i'll be getting 50 kills per game before everyone gets tired of a new character

>>695724956
Oh, what tier are you on?
Which country you pick?
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>>695724772
You got me lad
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>>695725308
i just started man im like tier 2 germany.

My tanks suck.
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>>695724532
>That's ironic, right?
lol a little
She is from Re: zero, the plot its pretty good, the protagonist its a fag, but the history (and rem :3) compensates it
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>>695724813
Fine.
>>695725028
Just ended.
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>>695725028
Nothing, I might play some smite as I might play tf2 as I might play runescape, I'm just bored as always.
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>>695724879
>>695725308
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>>695725485
Leone was easily my favorite AgK.

No wait. Kurumi? Akame's imouto.

Leone a very very close second. Lubba was best boy. Bar none.

Starting up OniiAi, what should I expect?

Based on the name, some kind of brocon ecchi rom com?
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>>695725028
Yes stuff like that. A few hero's had some changes done. The biggest thing was the new hero that was added.

>>695725308
Wow. Have fun with that, I'm not enjoying it as much with everyone picking the new hero and the buffed ones only. I'm hoping people stop playing her soon, so I can get back to playing it.
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>>695725642
The suicide stream?

>>695725658
Hope you find something to do
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>>695725507
lol he doesn't get it :v
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Best Girl <3
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>>695725831
>Lubba
You mean Ravac?
Ravac was my favorite character. Really sucked when he kicked the bucket.
Akiko asks Akito to sleep with her in first five minutes
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>>695725497
I think i might have a T2 light tank, everything else is 4 or higher
>Germany
Mein Neger
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>>695726259
It's been a while since I've watched it. He was the guy who uses the String weapon.

He was kind of a flirt, but he was earnest and loyal. I would be his bro.
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Girl Weebs DO exist
I'm going out with one
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>>695726566
from what I hear, girl weebs are unbearable


>Ran
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>>695726566
Yeah, they are called Fujoshi.

Congrats. Do cosplay and role play for each other.

Make her dress like Tats and you dress like her pussy drencher. Git fit if you need it.
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>>695725894
Yes.
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>>695726741
My gf is a thicc weeb girl
>>695726774
Sounds hot
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>mfw OniiAi's full title

HOLY FUCK INCEST PANDERING

Another series dedicated to the lonely child who wanted an older or younger sibling, just to try and suck and fuck.

I love my onee-san, but she's a cunt. I'd sooner put chili powder on her tampons than try and have sex with her.
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>>695726142
Those are really nice feet.
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>>695727194
KY
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>>695726467
Well don't i have to like buy the t2 tanks to level up to the other tiers?
thats the only reason i got this Hunk o junk.

I can barely shoot a nigga in this thing. Wheres my panzer

>German Steel
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>>695727054
This is an anonymous community, no point in lying here.
>>
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Ok, ok. I know how it ends. He isn't really her brother? Right?

But Jesus Christ. Have some modesty.

Pic related is my first impression of Akiko.

Oh man. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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>>695727550
I'm not lying. She got them legs
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>>695726774
>>695726566
>going out with a fujoshit
I bet she forces you to have sex with other men while she masturbates in the corner.

You might as well skip the middle man and get a jap.
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>>695727380
Heres your panzer
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>>695727380
You need to use and upgrade a tank to progress
You buy upgrade packs to unlock the next tier
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>>695726142
feet
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>>695727864
No fair! This first 10 minutes of OniiAi got my sides out beyond Pluto with its incest pandering slut MC.

You can't do this!
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>>695727877
IS-2 was better
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clmd
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>>695727877
I like boat girls over tank girls.
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>>695727864
No.
She has never suggested something like that.
But she did want to try pegging
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>>695728194
imagine if someone wanted to waifu this slut
wait
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>>695728318
I know
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>>695728463
Now now, the only people who should claim fish girls are pirates that have been on the sea for too long and are villing to fuck anything while ignoring the horrid smell of a pussy that has bathed in saltwater ever since it was born.
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>>695728637
i didnt know it was that small
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>>695728513
>pegging
Oiiiii
Oi oi oiiii

Make her a deal or something. Make it hurt her. Emotionally or otherwise. This isn't something to take lightly. At the cost of your boipucci virginirino, make her... Idk.... Make her lose weight or put some on. Or make her get a demeaning tattoo.

Send this ship on a rollercoaster ride.
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whats the anime where the girls are like tanks
kinda like kancolle
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>>695728685
It probably smells, if nothing else, sweeter than unwashed men.
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>>695728732
its a heavy tank. its not that small
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>>695728513
Hopefully you refused, and will continue to refuse because that's hella gay.
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>>695728920
Girls und Panzer
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best
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>>695728513
>pegging
I hope you kept your anal v-card for another time, she honestly doesn't seem worth your popped cherry.

>>695728194
Ah, I was thinking of starting OniiAi, but I'm currently watching Yamato and I need to get myself out of the space opera mood to do that.
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>>695729160
It's night and day difference.

Finish Yamato. It good. Then go watch something like Space Patrol Luluco to wash out Space Opera. Going straight to OniiAi would be like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.
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>>695729160
We've been going out for a year and a half. I've been thinking about proposing to her
>>695729005
If she does something equivalent to pegging I might let her.
>>695728857
She's only a little chubby. Like a couple pounds overweight
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>>695729384
I went straight in OniiAi
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>>695729663
Wouldn't a couple of pounds overweight put her into the obese category?

No judgement here. It was just a suggestion to wager your boipucci v-card on.
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>>695728957
You are clearly underestimating the power of a stanky puss

>>695729663
das gay
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>>695729663
>Fucked in the ass by a fat girl
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>>695729972
Then different. Different must be better than the same thing month in and month out.
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Good Morning/Evening
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>>695729384
Good analogy. Though, I'll have to say I like drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth. The weird aftertaste makes me feel like I'm downing ammonia, which I get some morbid out of.

>>695729663
Honestly, good for you. She has too many dimensions for me, maybe in more ways than one, but if you like fat girls that's your right.

Don't let her fuck you in the ass though.
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>>695730388
roll :o
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>>695730420
*morbid enjoyment out of
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>>695730388
Where's the goods? *slap* Where's the goods?*slap* Where's the goods? *slap* Where's the goods?*slap*
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>>695730518
:3 roll
>>695730681
I PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE
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>>695730589
>>695730420
Weirdo.
But then again, S-mug Tomoko(?) likes root beer and orange soda mixed together. I'll say what I said to him: Takes all kinds to make this world work.
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>>695729868
I like her the weight she is
>>695729972
I said MIGHT.
>>695730420
She's not fat. Well technically she is. But her weight distribution makes her look hot. Most of it is in her tits and ass/thighs. Her stomach is flat.
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>>695730903
but thats actually good
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>>695730281
I don't know what you're implying.

>>695731065
Just the act of considering it is pretty fucking gay mayn.
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playing World of hide and seek.

They can't find me
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>>695731252
Holy fuck let me spell it out for you, you muscleheaded retard.

You are on a boat as a regular man. No chuuni super powers. No vampirism. You're body and mind, on a boat. In the middle of the sea why not. For, just to say, three weeks. Three weeks of about 40 men. Working. All day. On a boat. You too. That stank is rank and could kill lesser mammals and small babies.

But then, that pussy stank off the crag rocks and entrenched in a bay littered with boulders you see it. IT. The Half woman Half fish but still has a human woman's pussy. Suddenly, you smell something other than sweat men and salt water. And it looks like you can fuck it.

And that is how the mermaid was born in the scurvy-fried brains of fishermen and sailors.
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>>695731437
Sounds fun
I just charge in with the good old Pz.IV H
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>>695731730
forgot to remove white stuff
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>>695731281
Trolling aside, she was my favorite Gate too.
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Waifu seems awfully degenerate today.
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>>695731830
the next tank in that line is actually really good
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>>695732016
Yeah you loli claimer
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>>695731830
Im playing non non biyori through my mic
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>>695732119
original joke is original
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>>695720824
I love pervy girls
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>>695731863
yes
>>695732016
i blame those filthy elitists like shizuru with their loli waifu's
>rattle rattle
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>>695731797
I mean

I did say that such a person is the only kind of person that could fuck a fish so why even mention it? You're just repeating my words.
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>>695732277
Oh look. A worst girl.

RIP on peace.
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>>695732044
There's two, a medium and heavy tank
I'm going heavy because the tiger is right after it
plus the Tiger tree goes to the Maus

>>695732141
We should team up
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>>695732827
except im a pleb on ps4 otherwise i would
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>>695732827
honestly the maus ability to bounce shells is unreal and i think im on the heavy before tiger 1
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>>695732936
I'm pretty sure I added you

>>695732997
Maus is stupid big and stupid stronk
I want one
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>>695732432
Don't be mean anon
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>>695731252
Your just jealous because i can get a hot weeb girl to dress up as my waifu and letting me fuck her
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>>695732432
You're a cute, anon.
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>>695733149
i want an IS-3 but thats a lot of work and i dont want to do the IS-1
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>>695733149
oh shit i foregot bro YEAAAAAh
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>>695733252
obese weeb whale*
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>>695733426
She's five pounds overweight
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Best type moon claimed
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>>695733149
im gonna nap now but if your on later we should jam.

maybe throw some over watch in too
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>>695733252
>Tats is petite
good fucking luck getting your girl to look like her

>>695733286
The Russian tanks look really good

>Ran
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>>695733720
>>695733720
>>695733720
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