Waifu claiming thread.
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>>695720824
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
Best fox is here
and a pretty good Stug III driver
Dio-sama...
>>695733487
I guess it's not a whale, but what I'm trying to say is that the only kind of people who would be jealous are lonely teenagers craving for a hole to fuck that believes that one day they'll find a "hot girl that has the same hobbies as me" but usually a "weeb girl" tends to be a bit depressing to look at, maybe your girlfriend is incredibly hot, or maybe she's as much of a disapointment as any other basement dwelling scum, but I could never know. The odds are agaisn't you, though.
still here
and
>>695733728
they are i like the big gun but the gun depression and accuracy are horrible although the armor is good so its even
Best type moon claimed
>>695733720
cute pic
>>695733979
lurking loli
Hello.
>>695733720
Every time Kyouko bakes a thread. A baby is born with Autism.
>>695734303
were you one of those babys anon?
"You can't be a 10 if you have a flat chest"
~Another lie from Trump
>>695734303
Damn, that's a lot of babies.
>>695734192
Thank you.
>>695734090
some of the low tier tanks have stupidly long reloads too
>>695734664
the russian tanks all have pretty bad reload times. its a lot of work to get it to something manageable and even then
>>695734605
Trump is MeguMEAN
Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>695735103
hot
>>695735175
I just described your ultimate. Syndra is hot.
Claiming.
Claiming legedary super saiyan
>>695735913
Fuck off Mai
>>695735103
Too much time spent in the maze will drive you mad, I feel so bad
Been there so long I can't remember who I am, or where I stand
>fucking genious
I'm thinking about getting engaged to my girlfriend. How do I go through with it?
Claiming this qt
>>695736016
Nein.
>>695736105
You don't.
Thread is slower than my dead grandma
>>695736129
You're waifu a Sloooooooot
>>695736129
とても素敵なかわいこちゃん
>>695736105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>695736614
But I love her!
When we fuck she dresses up as tats!
>>695736623
Oh the irony
Claimed... again xD
>>695736098
Almost every track in EM is pure genius, I can't understand why some persons have difficulty getting into it. The lyrics are pretty deep and rapped at an unbelievable pacing. The instrumentals are great too.
The only thing I see that can repulse someone is the fact that it's so unique, but that's also why it's so good. It's experimental for a reason.
>>695736614
Sample detected. Good to see you anyway, Tats.
>>695736899
Discount heretic megu
>>695737025
You can annex the heretic part
>>695736813
New chapter dropped today, probably still up on /a/ and guess what?
Still a pure maiden.
Unlike these turbo sluts in OniiAi and Yuu-chan.
o:
>>695737373
Like fifty guys claim her
>>695737510
Well to be quite frank, it is obvious why no but you would claim Akiko.
>>695737025
Wondering what the heretic stuff means
Im not too used to visit this kind of boards
>>695737373
>>695737510
Get cucked fgt
>>695737602
Wouldn't claim akiko
>>695737640
People that switched waifus.
>>695737087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>695737380
discount konata :o
>>695737640
it means beep boop
>>695737718
Like you faggot
>>695737771
discount tsukasa o:
>>695737793
Nah.
>>695737718
Second best meguca.
>>695737674
Absolute best Oreimo.
>>695737963
Best girl claim
>>695737771
discount quads
>>695737873
can i not be full priced? ;-;
>>695738067
discount anon
>>695737674
Couldn't be mean to you. No matter how easy you are.
>>695738300
>>695738300
nice feet
>>695738437
Kill yourself faggit
>>695737718
So someone switched my waifu without i can do anything?
>>695737771
>beep boop
01100010 01101001 01101001 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110000 00111111
>>695738300
Kyouko's true waifu has better feet.
KYOUKO IS A HERETIC
>>695738562
Me and Warwick are not in that kind of relationship.
He's just a friend.
Kyouko here,
Switching my waifu
>>695738817
>>695738671
Come on guys, give me a break.
>>695738549
1110101001
>>695738300
them feet
>>695738817
>thumbnail
>>695737718
i switched from having a waifu to no waifu. am i a heretic?
Switching to megu
>Kyouko
>>695738817
0.1/10 made me reply.
>>695738704
Cats.
>>695738723
I know it very well, a coloured friend.
>>695738959
Why did you abandon your waifu anon?
>>695738987
Ew.
>>695739126
When you switching to a shipgirl?
I will build a wall and make Hiteifags pay for it.
>>695739217
Why would I do that?
I'm not a Megumin claimer.
>>695739319
Calm down.
Switching to Esdeath.
>Kyouko
>>695739126
Mainly because people kept thinking i was someone else but t also realised she wasnt a very good waifu
>>695739281
I was going to make a antishiro
Blue and black suit
>>695739412
Fuck off
>>695739413
Who was your waifu anon?
>>695739412
Meh, I don't even like her anon.
Switching to Warwick.
>Kyouko here
>>695739656
Switching to Irelia.
>Homura
heretic kyouko new meme
>>695739391
I should.
How are you, cutie?
clam
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>695739722
Switching to
Oh..
Most _______ waifu.
_______ ?
Keeping Rem :3
>>695739748
I'm good.
What about you?
>>695739820
You could always switch to a boat.
>>695739638
>>695739868
https://youtu.be/s_a1hPwXiWw
>>695739955
Talking to some friend on skype. He's a Hiteifag.
The worst.
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>695739868
Chen
Yes
>>695739955
Yes, to iowa.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576ed7b77d140
Kekd hard at this
>>695739722
It's an elder god tier waifu among the sea of bad waifus that exists in league, but no.
>>695739868
hated
I don't know about the second gap.
>>695739820
>>695739955
We all know Syndra is dying to claim a loli boat.
>>695739391
Isn't kyouko a discount megumin?
>>695740230
Yeah
>>695740230
everyones a discount megumin
>>695739995
Ah I see.
There was a Nyaruko claimer some weeks ago, think he got banned.
>>695740124
kek, sounds fun.
>>695740158
>iowa
>Implications
>>695740216
>It's an elder god tier waifu among the sea of bad waifus that exists in league, but no.
Ah sorry, you obviously want Vayne.
>>695740230
No anon, don't force memes.
>>695740374
I know
>>695740171
I hope you like orgies.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55cca3e2d534d
>>695740374
Don't ever say something like that to me again.
bby
>>695740374
Discount Kyouko
>>695740216
Thats the last thing on my list.
>>695740374
I did try doing http://aidoru.moe/sort/kancolle.php
And no, this wasn't intentional.
>>695740158
hi.
still in pain?
>>695740216
just say whatever.
>>695740124
fill it.
>>695740663
Stolen
>>695740694
>And no, this wasn't intentional.
Funny coincidence then, kek.
>>695740588
No, you call people Discount+Previos waifu that they had.
Like people call Amatsukaze discount megumin.
>>695740517
Yours is just tsundere love for her.
claimed satomi from parasyte
>>695740757
>>695739868
Perfect
Togame
I would remove the question mark though, because there's no questioning that, of course.
>>695741027
Who's her friend with the ponie tail?
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>695740757
Yes.
>>695741005
Artillery imp > Iowa
>>695740374
But all memes are forced
O shit guys
She wants to peg tonight
Wat do
>>695741249
Those things look so retarded.
>>695741292
Mmm, kinda true to some extent I guess.
>>695741371
Get the lube.
Tthere's only like 2 hours left in Belgium's national day and I'm not nearly as drunk as I should be
Hurrah Belgium, the most insignificant country in the world, yet everyone seems to somewhat like us
>>695736650
あなたは自分自身のために話します
Rory-sama claimed
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>695740663
Steal
>>695741433
But abyssals are cute
Baifu blaiming bread!!!
The place for fucking little kid faggots. I'm going to call your mommies to come wipe the drool from your bubbling lips, children.
>>695741611
Waffles pls
>>695741651
Sup
>>695741249
Stealing : ^ )
>>695741371
Enjoy.
>>695741005
I warned you, bye.
>until we get to play something or just later
Im switching btw
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.06.37_[2016.07.21_09.39.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fY3SVvP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.06.37_[2016.07.21_09.39.35].jpg")
These threads are some of the worst threads I have ever seen on /b/. All they are is a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards posting pics of nonexistent 2D girls. When are you going to go outside and get a REAL girlfriend instead of spending 18 hours a day posting on an anonymous message board?
How stupid!
Hee hee hee hee!
>>695740787
??
>>695741757
Fak off Syndra ..
>>695741911
i want to sex the olga
>>695741611
I'm surprised a truck didn't drive through people there aswell.
Yet atleast.
>>695741757
Some of them are nice.
Some look just plain stupid.
I like Airfield Princess.
>>695741842
Poor Vayne.
>>695741911
I have a girlfriend that wants to peg me
>>695741857
Called it.
Can't deny it.
You deserve neither.
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.07.41_[2016.07.21_09.41.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MWQGugB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.07.41_[2016.07.21_09.41.20].jpg")
>>695741998
![Syndra [17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wf0IbOz.jpg "Syndra [17].jpg")
>>695741952
But i want the torpedo tubes.
>>695741999
Favorite princess?
>>695741911
i have a girlfriend
>>695741801
Not much. Leaving home is 20 mins or so for work.
>>695741857
I take it you were Megumin?
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.06.03_[2016.07.21_09.38.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NFyufWz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.06.03_[2016.07.21_09.38.15].jpg")
Losers!
You're all LOSERS!
>>695741611
ベルギーは何ですか?
私は自分のために話しています
>>695742123
Top kek
>>695742236
Stereotype
But yes.
>>695742265
That mouth looks like it could handle 3 dicks
>>695742236
Kek
>>695741857
Hmmm?
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.30.50_[2016.07.21_10.16.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KPRJNrk.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.30.50_[2016.07.21_10.16.30].jpg")
ALL OF YOU NEED TO GET LAID!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
>>695741433
>>695741757
Hoppou best abyssal and one of the best KanColle's.
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.33.56_[2016.07.21_10.20.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RNmvcSo.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.33.56_[2016.07.21_10.20.50].jpg")
YIFF IN HELL WAIFUFAGS!
>>695741433
So your discount megumin now no?
>>695733720
test?
>>695742392
>one piece
You need to grow up.
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.08.45_[2016.07.21_09.43.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ef90b8N.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.08.45_[2016.07.21_09.43.55].jpg")
IN. HELL.
Claimed.
>>695742169
Aircraft,Battleship and Airfield are the ones I like the most probably.
You?
>>695742459
She just wants you to go back.
>>695742500
Nah, discount megu is Amatsu.
Alice, our daughter seems to be acting up again...
>>695742599
Yep. Totally 3 dicks. Maybe more.
>>695742392
I'm bout to
>>695742599
I really wanna fuck a snek girl.
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.02.31_[2016.07.21_09.34.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Olg8fj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.02.31_[2016.07.21_09.34.00].jpg")
HEE HEE HEE HEE
>>695741801
Belgian sandwaffless, Lierse waffles, Jachtwaffles, sugar waffles, Luikse waffles, Brusselse waffles or beer waffles?
>>695741999
Trips confirm the truck is just stuck in our horrendous traffic
>>695742322
某国
ワッフルやチョコレートとビール
>>695742337
Well, I hope you find Lelei better than you found Megu.
>>695742713
What do you want ME to do about it?
She got this bad attitude from you!
>>695742802
>>695742618
Then what discount can you be?
It's time to have a talk, little missy...
claiming spiderman
>>695742618
It took me far too long to understand that joke, then I got cock blocked on 3-5 a couple of times.
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.33.51_[2016.07.21_10.20.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LpyiOtN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.33.51_[2016.07.21_10.20.00].jpg")
>>695743098
ALICE AND MARISA, SWINGING IN A TREE
F-U-C----NG!
>>695743128
>>695742803
>Trips confirm the truck is just stuck in our horrendous traffic
Kek wills it.
Truck of peace is going to strike again.
>>695743088
I would have to switch for that to happen, anon.
Then I would be Discount Kyouko.
How is your day going anyways?
>>695743198
kek, Hoppou is cute nonetheless.
>>695743327
>>695743128
Same gay
![[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.02.07_[2016.07.21_09.33.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PJbCiwd.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One Piece - Heart of Gold - 00 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.02.07_[2016.07.21_09.33.25].jpg")
FIRST COMES LOVES
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES OLGA IN THE BABY CARRIAGE
>>695743245
You know you can swear on the internet, right?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>695742618
Air Defense, Submarine, Aircraft Carrier
>>695743128
>>695743327
>>695743527
>Air Defense
I hate her.
Made me hate Summer 2015 event a whole lot.
Submarine and AC are pretty nice though.
>>695742803
平民のための場所のように聞こえます。
>>695743366
hurry up and switch then :^)
my days been alright, just woke up a few hours ago and now im bored
how about you? baking pizza all day?
>>695742869
Thats not me
>>695743876
no
>>695743366
She is super cute, almost as cute as Zuihou.
how come im called discount konata? o:
>>695743366
*toot*
Did someone order a truckload of tolerance?
>>695744101
I'm really glad we seem to get ignored by most of the world. We've had maybe 3 major incidents in 5 years
>tfw no school shootings ever recorded
>>695743474
****, we can?
>>695744101
はい、私はそれが好きです。
これは私のホームです
>>695744444
You see this?
Hee hee hee hee!
>>695744210
kek wills it
I hope Megumin finds someone worth it. All these losers switching.
>>695744487
Meme girls deserve nothing
>>695744101
Damn, it was you?
kek.
Meh, I'm feeling kinda sick these days for whatever reason.
And boredom is always there I guess, never leaves.
Also I'm not baking anymore for today, if you or Shiro want to take over
>>695744271
Good taste.
Opinions on Kirishima and Tokitsukaze?
Curious.
>>695744473
>watermark
>censored
kys summerfag
>>695744774
>Kyouko
>>695744816
Ill bake
>Rory-sama
>>695744487
What?
These guys pretend to be me.
Also other (aussie) megumin isn't really megumin
He uses her to shitpost
>>695744628
Nah. Megumin is top tier cutie.
>>695744942
No you suck at it
>>695745056
Well Im on mobile. I can bake as last resort
