Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692673155
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692683882
Eh. I use my scale, others use theirs. Im not fussed.
Rory-sama claimed
>claiming yume
>Shigure claimed
Speaking of lewd
>>692684088
That's a smug Shiki
claimed
Sifting through japanese google has yielded some absolute GEMS
Sorry guys, I intended to return to the discussion about 2 hours ago, but something has come up.
I hope to talk to you all later. (Hopefully withing the next 4 hours)
Sorry for the abrupt leaving earlier.
Some gassai yuno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vc4ZsDavU
Dio-sama...
>>692683794
Of course I know more than just "doesn't sound very healthy" but I just really don't care about cannibalism, I don't do it and I don't plan to ever do it. Although hearing that you're a "cannibal" is kinda fucked up, not that I really care.
QOTT
What do you think your waifu's favorite holiday is?
>>692684175
Clearly you have no idea where to find images
>>692684304
Christmas and my birthday
>>692684088
topkek
>>692684061
>lewd ratings
It's like discussing art and music, taste is subjective but it's always fun to see how your opinions contrast with others.
>>692684088
>>692684304
Christmas.
>>692684208
Eh, life happens. Make sure you give it your attention.
>>692684304
Hard to say. Ill go with Valentines.
>day devoted to love
>she wants to become the goddess of love
>>692684483
Now thats a flat out 1.8
Walpurgisnacht
>>692684304
>>692684304
New years, though i really don't think she's the holidays type.
>>692684304
Valentine's day, he got a lot of hearts on his outfit.
>>692684483
Stop Tomoko is fucking gross.
>>692684304
Not sure, but my western ways will have her waiting for February 14th.
>receive candy
>fuck her till she walks funny
>>692683927
You guys can (not) steal my Rei.
And how is everyone doing by the way?
>>692684328
>>692684454
>>692684458
>>692684593
source, please?
>>692684726
Hai to gensou no grimgar
Hi guys, I'm new and I want to have fun
Overwatch is fun.
>>692684805
Don't spoonfeed the retards/trolls
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Here
Kinda
>>692683927
obligatory snek
>>692684834
>>692684483
Certified trash waifu
>>692684726
Shigure from Kantai Collection :3
>>692684880
Ok
>When the bad guys win
>>692684998
/waifu/ versus /draw/
Yeah, good ol' times.
>>692684726
Mines a screenshot from episode 10. For more info, just image search you lazy faggot.
>>692684913
No you're not.
>>692684998
I like it when the bad guys win. Good guys winning is too overdone. Explains why I like Overlord.
>>692684998
>
>now start rooting for Portugal
>>692684998
>when you see loli anal gape
>>692684648
Says the faggot posting HARD GAY shit. Dio may as well be their 2D fuck boy.
>>692684593
What do I need for 1.9?
>>692684950
Queen of Trash if I'm not mistaken.
>>692684304
In the light novels she was pretty stoked for New year's day. No mentioning of any other holiday. She just likes carnivals
>>692684259
Just wanted to catch your opinion on this
>hearing that you're a "cannibal"
Eh, only when it's one of those 'once you do it you're one forever'
When I was younger I ate a piece of a kid's leg and I enjoyed it. I won't hurt anyone for it but given the chance I would do it for sure
>>692684328
Indeed
I don't have the slightest clue. I just stumble in the dark and get overexcited whenever I find something new
>>692684998
I love me a good tragedy
>>692684454
Jesus?
>>692684506
Brown mugi
>>692684593
i can see that
>>692684596
Witch!
>>692684600
All about who's she's celebrating with.
>>692684648
Flowers too
>>692684698
Just snuggle with her.
What more could you want?
>>692685284
Nice backstory answer
>>692685416
Faggot.
>>692685491
Wonderful.
>>692685416
>implying we wouldn't
Sometimes snuggling goes further than just spooning and holding each other.
When you get older you may learn.
>>692685278
More like the Trash of Can
>>692685284
It's not hard to find good images. You can find many right from their source on Pixiv
>>692685491
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>>692685650
That all sounds scary wise man
>>692685416
Oh yeah I almost forgot.
>>692685284
Wew that's fucking weird, I never liked putting strange things into my mouth. Poor pedophiles, they never had a chance.
Anyways you got my opinion, I really don't care but it's still kinda fucked up.
>>692685278
About that. Thats close to 2lewd.
>>692685416
Its the only holiday that makes sense. Im sure she enjoys Veterans Day or Rememberance day, just not to the same level as Valentines.
Relax /b/ros
>>692685945
Discussion is perfectly fine, stop being a hugbox faggot.
>>692685935
I find it funny that a lot of you claim to not like lewd images. You ain't gotta lie to me, you know.
>>692685801
Most new things are at first.
>>692685673
1/10. I saw where you were going, but I felt you could have delivered it better.
clmd
>>692686345
You can't stop a claim you chuuni shit.
>>692686048
Eat my cornhole faggot
>>692686231
I dont not like them. They just dont really have a place in the thread. This isnt a rule 34 thread, its a waifu claiming and appreciation thread.
>>692686242
Now thats just fucked up.
![Syndra [20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b52mcWp.jpg "Syndra [20].jpg")
>>692685113
yea i guess im not.
>>692685416
Just staying true to the waifu
>>692685673
Yeah I have been to pixiv but pixiv doesn't have everything. Or maybe I'm using it wrong
>>692685840
It's okay. It reminded me of raw beef but more metallic. I wouldn't call it a delicacy
>Poor pedophiles, they never had a chance
kek'd
>Anyways you got my opinion
Yeah thanks for that
>>692686242
I thought that was Chara for a second
>>692686615
Riiiiiight?
I totally agree. But it's not like we haven't broken our own rules before. Just look at what stocking did by practically forcing ERP.
jbrjrbrknmrtyk
>it's been so long
>>692686912
That metallic flavour was blood or preservatives. And human flesh would taste something like that, especially raw. Though your claim of feeding a family for a week on a body is pretty much a lie. Too thick a fat and skin layer on top, and only enough nutrients in a gluteus maximus for one person. Too little flesh in the hands, feet, nech and chest. We are a leg-heavy race.
>>692686943
Stocking has toned it down a hell of a lot. The closest we have to ERP now is the constant teasing of Mili and Makoto.
>>692687612
You mean Mizore.
>>692687688
No, its Mizore doing the teasing. Mili and Makoto are the main targets.
>>692687612
Not really the point, but, yup. Hell, how often do we really talk about our waifu? Like sit down and discuss their merits and flaws?
A: Not near as much as we used to.
konata get
>>692686748
No problem
>>692686912
Yeah, you're using it very wrong. I had a fairly large post written out telling you some sources and how to find stuff but I dragged my image onto the page and not the "Choose File" button and fucked myself :\
Poor Italia
>If trips get, every waifu of this thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>692688563
Poor me fein
>>692688563
You tried.
>Poor Italia
>Buffon crying
Cried a bit aswell to be honest.
We had a good Euro atleast.
>>692688053
I miss that, honestly. Last time it was me defending against Dio and Kurumi who both hate Rory for being generic.
>I kekd when Kurumi called me generic
Ive also had good discussions with Dio about how brest size is or isnt a liability in a fight.
>>692688563
Nice try. Hows things?
>>692687612
Kid that used to be in my school lost a piece of his leg when he took a nasty fall from a tree. Fell right next to a metal fence. A piece of his flesh tore off. Rather than being traumatized or helping the young lad I ate what part of his leg was left on the fence. It was about a mouthful
>Though your claim of feeding a family for a week on a body is pretty much a lie
Call it ignorance rather than a lie
I see you've studied your cannibalism
>Too little flesh in the hands, feet, nech and chest
Honestly I don't mind little flesh on fingerbones, I love nibbling on bones until they're clean.
>We are a leg-heavy race.
I gotta say a thigh looks really tender and juicy, but according to experts the upper arm is the best part, especially if it comes from a woman
This whole post is majorly fucked up
>>692688079
Fuck
Well I would have appreciated it very much
Maybe you could summarize or redirect me to some better source?
>>692688563
Not today, but you'll get it someday
Don't stop believing trips guy
kagami claimed!!!
claimed
>>692688784
Talking about the soccer game?
>>692688563
Watch and learn
>>692688852
It clearly is. Why else would the Amazon Warrior Women lop off their left breast?
Also, most women would wrap their chests to keep their breasts in place.
>>692689055
>Talking about the soccer game?
Yep.
Italy lost against Germany at penalties.
>>692688563
Swing and a wide miss for, the trips guy.
Maybe one day.
>>692689246
Aliens pls, humans suck at humaning, come help us
I hereby take Yuki Yoshino to be my lawfully wedded waifu.
>>692689500
>snek
>arms
>hands
What? I don't... See anything behind it...
Well.. Ophidians do have arms. But... Eh.
Look what i made faggot
>>692688902
Im not a cannibal. Im just a cook who happens to have a brother as a butcher. And we discussed this exact idea when he first got his own shop.
>thighs looking juicy
Thighs are probably the toughest cut. Most worked and used after all. Upper arms are really only worked when we want something moved, making them more tender. Though the best meat would be in the ribcage, given how little we actually use it.
>>692689155
Welcome to my reasonings. Dio was of the opinion that smothering was a good way to incapacitate. I liked the idea of using the breast as a fixation and distraction then using centrifugal force.
>>692688784
Felt pretty bad myself at the sight of him crying.
After hanging in for so long and losing I felt heartbroken for the Italians.
Wonder if tomorrows match will be just as interesting.
>>692689368
Let's hope
>>692688902
Encouragement is well appreciated as usual my good man.
>>692688852
Good enough, just chilling out after watching the euros, gonna do some vidya ina moment.
How's yourself?
>>692689830
Nice cropping shitlord.
5/10
More practice is needed.
what the fuck is it with these threads. every single day theres a new one. whatever, blake claimed
Humdrum.
>>692690244
The threads are 24/7.
>>692690363
probably explain a lot then
>>692689747
its the viper from XCOM 2, its alien so it's probably not even a reptile, but it has snek tail and looks like snek so I'm gonna go snek
>>692689980
>fixation and distraction then
>distraction then
>then
Than. Then for when. Than to compare.
I was here, then there.
I like this more than this.
He was like this, then I conveyed two options that were better than his.
In order to smother someone, they would have to be very very close. Like, inches away from your heart.
In combat, unless you are a chuuni vampire who can physically stop time, that is not an option. Or a very, very, very rare occurrence.
>>692690525
Ahh. Ok that makes sense. Loved XCOM, never got to play the ooooold one, nor 2, but I have seen some gameplay. Seems pretty fun.
I went with Ophidian because of the snake-like appearance of the head, as compared to snake girls who are a solid 50/50 between human and snake.
>>692690043
Doing some garrison stuff on WoW. Woke up just over an hour ago, so not getting too into it.
>>692690244
We try to keep only one active, if there are two then we are moving due to image limit. Nice pick, though Glynda or Pyrrha make better waifus imo. Blake is best out of the main 4 though.
>>692690622
My explanation.
>distraction then
I meant using it as a distraction, then using their mass to add weight to your strikes. Put a comma between the distraction and then. Makes sense that way, still need to wake up properly.
>>692689980
>2016
>not a cannibal
Very disappointing Rory. Why shackle yourself like this?
I'll just have to agree with your expertise. However, don't we use the muscles around our ribcage all the time? Like, with literally every breath? Also how much flesh would be on a ribcage? Also what about the heart? Or the liver?
>>692689830
Guess I can take Mi Liu off my list
>>692690043
You're very welcome trips guy
Say, what are your thoughts on cannibalism?
>>692690244
This ride never ends
>>692691068
pyrrha is probably second best in the show imo, cinder is the hottest but i dont like her personality as much as pyrrha or blake
>>692691068
Ah. Gotcha. Sorry, then and than confusion is a trigger for me I guess.
Feel free to use it, look illiterate, just to make me go full grammar nazi.
That being said, cya later.
>>692691274
ive been in these threads plenty of times. im like the only one whos ever claimed her. its just been awhile. met a couple of you guys and talk to some of you on steam, not sure if any of them are even still here anymore
>>692691437
Oh shit it's you
>>692690917
I like my naga's a bit more "could kill me at any time if she wanted-like"
>>692691674
forgot pic
>>692691274
Offal is a high source of protein. And Im talking about the muscles around the stomach. Breathing is handled more by the diaphram than any actual muscle, so those inside the eibcage are the nost tender. Think of the beef tenderloin and its location in the cow.
>>692691421
Nah. I just derped when I should have herpd.
>>692691287
Cinder is horrible waifu material.
>>692691437
That comic looks like a horrible fanfic.
>>692691789
i follow some rwby page on facebook, and this one person posts them literally every few hours. its some 15 year old girl on tumblr with mediocre art skills who makes comics 24/7
>>692691635
lmao yeah, im the blake faggot. been like 2 months since ive shown up around here
>>692691888
Jesus Christ.
How horrifying.
>>692691943
Hello Ui. How you doing?
>>692692019
i see you kids post here literally daily, for the past fucking year. every single one of you must be like best friends by now.
>>692691979
I noticed.
I was actually about to remove you from steam because we never talk.
Funny how life comes together.
How are you?
>>692692259
if you dont mind me asking, which one are you? if you remember me, shoot me a message. im this one btw: http://steamcommunity.com/id/k111_7h3_n0153/
>>692691943
Welcome back cutie.
>>692692082
Shiro, my man. How are ya?
>>692692405
Just mundane-ness and being tired. Listening to some music. How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xCHTwbXvyU
>>692692352
>kill the noise
Next time kill yourself.
>>692691437
Well people come and go. I've been here for some time now and I somewhat remember seeing you before. I don't think we have talked though
>>692691789
>offal
Isn't that an umbrella term? I imagine some organs would be tougher or more fatty than others. Also wouldn't eating a human liver be detrimental for your health? I know that carnivores have a more toxic liver than herbivores, which is why the liver is the only part of a shark that's inedible. Not sure if this applies to human livers as well.
I am by no means an anatomy expert but I know what you're talking about. You're almost get me hungry for some human cuts. I wouldn't go out and kill someone for it but given the chance I would certainly indulge in it once more.
By the way did you know that apparently Mizore is also a cannibal?
>>692692602
sorry if my taste in music is better than yours, anon
>>692691943
>
>>692692082
>>692692082
hello again, shiro - it's raining again in my animal crossing town but I don't mind at all... how about yourself?
>>692692405
I should be telling you that, I answer your question some threads ago about fish & chips or pasta and you were gone before I knew it.
>>692692757
well, im surprised any of you are still around since back then. since these threads are always up, i guess ill stick around on these again
>>692692593
Watching Family Guy right now. Not much else is going on right now.
>>692692922
Ah, sorry about that, got caught up in some other stuff.
>Fish and chip is the only right answer.
>>692691274
Odd question
Was never a fan of it myself to be honest
>>692691068
Ah fair enough then
Probably will be off to sleep in a hour myself
Hopefully anyway
>>692692922
It's raining in real life for me, nice and light. Just kind of kicking it listening to some chill music. I've found I really enjoy Japenese Shoegaze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xCHTwbXvyU
>>692693148
Fish and chips a best.
>>692692593
Great record.
>>692693258
Nips are godlike at alternative rock.
Hi everyone! Im hiding from family inside now. I've done my socializing. I wanna go home can't wait to get there and play overwatch ranked.
how's everyone doing?
Moot ADMIN?
You here? Can you ban these people?
>>692685416
You can call me yume
>>692693838
Feeling lonely Yume?
>>692693148
I'm not sure if you caught my reply to your question but I essentially answered f&c but I didn't completely rule out pasta (only if it isn't plain).
>>692693258
>japanese shoegaze
interesting, the only song that comes to mind when I think jsg would be from a /f/lash I saw on /f/.
>'something something one piece~'
>'badaba-badaba'
not entirely sure if it was shoegaze but there was japanese in it, do you think you might know which one I'm speaking of?
>>692693838
Don't you mean "You may call me Yume?" :)
>>692693832
go ahead and try kid. moot doesnt give a fuck
>>692692947
Oh I really haven't been here for that long
There are some other channels I use to get in touch with people from on here, mostly Steam and Discord. But some of us stick around and are a lot more resilient than those that leave after a while. Shiki, Syndra, Galko and Yuuko are my favorite oldfags that I know still frequent the thread
I'm Akiko anon aka Peaches, pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm afraid I don't recognize your waifu. I've never seen rwby
>>692693183
Just wanted to get your thoughts on it.
I've been discussing it with Mizore yesterday and Dio a bit earlier. Just asking around. This is the only place people don't flip out over it and the fact I did it. Not that I told many people anyway
>>692693791
Heya Shino
>Im hiding from family inside now.
Every family gathering in a nutshell
>overwatch ranked
I wouldn't play it yet. The system is extremely broken at the moment
>>692693832
Moot has abandoned this place, along with the last hope. Also, Moot was a waifufag
>>692694139
Always
>>692694184
No
>>692693258
>It's raining in real life
Welcome to my world.
>Fish and chips a best.
Good man. Kyouko would think otherwise.
>>692694152
Pasta just isn't as good, of course I don't mind macaroni and cheese, but overall, fish and chips anyday.
>we ask the real question here.
>>692694225
An Asukafag to be precise.
>>692694307
Let the blood rushing to your head sooth your thoughts.
>>692694225
people call me blake fag. back when i posted here, there was another rwby kid. gone now. pleased to meet you fam
>>692694481
Wha?
>>692694152
Yea, I'm not too sure on what that'd be. I'm pretty new to the genre. Maybe a One Piece intro?
>>692694520
Was it Ruby anon?
>>692694225
>>692694217
>he doesn't know about the namesync
>>692694749
indeed it was. i still have him added on steam. never online tho
>>692694641
Only you can see clearly in this topsy turvy world
>>692694225
For real. I played fuckin bean bags and dominated with my brother in law. But shit its awkward here. I used to slam my sisters friends back in the day and now some of them are here with their familys and husbands and shit. So im like Sup?
Plus ppl are drinking, fuck that annoying shit.
So the ranked is broken thats crazy but i guess to be expected.
>>692694749
(fuck wrong person)
indeed it was. i still have him added on steam. never online tho
>>692694225
Ah fair then
Guess this would be one of the few places to discuss it.
As a matter of curiosity, how did ye get in a position to try it?
And more importantly, how was it?
>>692694867
I seem to miss the point
>>692694641
Miss Pauling is gonna make love to this picture when he sees it.
>clean cut
>you can make Yume shank anything
The only crazy girl I'd get with.
>>692695041
>>692694915
>>692694749
Kek
If you want to chat he's on TG still
>>692695250
as in /tg/???
>>692695134
Someone posted that with the /waifu/ isn't what it was blabla copypasta I liked it and took it
he also missnamed it Yume06.png
>>692695403
Telegram
Another messaging service.
You'd have to gauge whether it was worth the effort or not.
>>692695107
So long as you're not lonely confusion is fine.
>>692695635
doesnt sound like it to me. and id hardly call this site a messaging service
>>692695635
But I am lonely, stop confusing me
>>692694347
I can understand the allure towards fries/chips, whenever I get fast food they are always the first to go before any burger.
>>692694347
that's alright, I think I might run into the /f/lash again soon and if I recall correctly the 'one piece~' lyric I'm thinking was about a dress.
If I ever find it again, I'll show it to you.
>>692695458
Wait what do you mean? You didn't even have to look for the pic? Awesome.
>>692691888
So it is literally bad fanfic. Gotcha.
>>692692757
Properly cooked liver is literally pure protein and the healthiest organ. There are indeed many types of offal, and it is a catch all term for the parts of any animal that is generally considered not flesh. Kidneys, sweetbreads, brains, tripe, liver, heart and tongue mostly.
>>692696181
short shit fanfics turned into mediocre comics, yeah
>>692695887
You don't have to be lonely.
anybody else have their waifus as their desktops??? blake's VA is mine lmao
>>692696449
Yes.
>>692696449
>didnt post pic
thanks 4chan
>>692696449
No, this is my desktop.
>Rory-sama
>>692695887
I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
>>692696028
I don't think you've ever had real chippie...chips.
>>692696714
A faggot.
>>692696755
Chunky cut make me diamonds.
>>692696618
Go away Uberdonger
>>692694520
Blake. I'll try to remember it but I'm terrible with names
It's always good to have a new anon around
Hope you'll stick around some more and turn out not autistic
>>692694910
>ranked is broken
Yes, let me summarize
When you have a leaver the match still counts, and no new people can join. Major disadvantage
The leavers can still reconnect within one minute but even when they do they get a loss even if their team wins, so there's really no point in reconnecting
control point missions are only worth 1/10th of payload missions which is complete bullshit. Depending on your luck with what maps you get you can win 9 matches and go up 1 rank, then lose 1 and drop all the way down again. This works both ways.
Sudden death is without a doubt the stupidest and most unfair thing in the history of Overwatch. The match is basically decided by a random coin flip
>>692695050
Yeah, it's nice to be able to talk about it. I know at least one other anon shares my cannibalistic tendencies. I guess once you've gotten a taste...
>how did ye get in a position to try it?
Super short version: When I was younger a kid fell from a tree on a metal fence, badly injured his leg and about a mouthful of his leg-flesh was left on the metal fence he fell on. I ate it
The kid now has a limp
>how was it?
It was good, but I wouldn't call it a delicacy. Much like raw beef, but more metallic
>>692696181
>Properly cooked liver is literally pure protein and the healthiest organ
So carnivore, omnivore or herbivore, it makes no difference?
Very informative, thanks Rory
I always wondered what a human heart tastes like
>>692696755
I'd say you're right, I don't think I have since they've always seemed to be...french-y?
>maybe some day I will
oops the second reply in this post >>692696028 was meant for you, Shiro.
>>692694675
>>692697118
>not autistic
yeah, like 7 months ago when i started posting i was scared people here would call me autistic but it seems y'all are cool
>>692696909
They're the standard here, you're missing out.
>>692697199
Damn, my heart goes out to you.
F
>>692697118
I'll guide him to autism, no worries.
>>692697118
that sounds really dumb akiko!
Well i guess im not in that big of a hury then.
>>692696449
Yes
>pic related
Claim
>>692697338
Nice thumbnail aspergers
>>692696029
Yes someone shitposted this beauty
>>692696386
Ok
>>692696714
This ?>>692696878
On a serious note I have no clue and I am bad at this
>>692697560
i know what i am
Claim
>>692697381
>I'll guide him to autism,
with great power comes great responsibility
>>692697786
>>692697786
>>692697786
>>692697814
Aaahhh, Sorry man I was faster.
