Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Eh. I use my scale, others use theirs. Im not fussed.
That's a smug Shiki
Sifting through japanese google has yielded some absolute GEMS
Sorry guys, I intended to return to the discussion about 2 hours ago, but something has come up.
I hope to talk to you all later. (Hopefully withing the next 4 hours)
Sorry for the abrupt leaving earlier.
Of course I know more than just "doesn't sound very healthy" but I just really don't care about cannibalism, I don't do it and I don't plan to ever do it. Although hearing that you're a "cannibal" is kinda fucked up, not that I really care.
What do you think your waifu's favorite holiday is?
Clearly you have no idea where to find images
It's like discussing art and music, taste is subjective but it's always fun to see how your opinions contrast with others.
Eh, life happens. Make sure you give it your attention.
Hard to say. Ill go with Valentines.
>day devoted to love
>she wants to become the goddess of love
Now thats a flat out 1.8
New years, though i really don't think she's the holidays type.
Valentine's day, he got a lot of hearts on his outfit.
Stop Tomoko is fucking gross.
Not sure, but my western ways will have her waiting for February 14th.
>fuck her till she walks funny
You guys can (not) steal my Rei.
And how is everyone doing by the way?
Certified trash waifu
Shigure from Kantai Collection :3
Mines a screenshot from episode 10. For more info, just image search you lazy faggot.
No you're not.
I like it when the bad guys win. Good guys winning is too overdone. Explains why I like Overlord.
Says the faggot posting HARD GAY shit. Dio may as well be their 2D fuck boy.
What do I need for 1.9?
Queen of Trash if I'm not mistaken.
In the light novels she was pretty stoked for New year's day. No mentioning of any other holiday. She just likes carnivals
Just wanted to catch your opinion on this
>hearing that you're a "cannibal"
Eh, only when it's one of those 'once you do it you're one forever'
When I was younger I ate a piece of a kid's leg and I enjoyed it. I won't hurt anyone for it but given the chance I would do it for sure
I don't have the slightest clue. I just stumble in the dark and get overexcited whenever I find something new
I love me a good tragedy
i can see that
All about who's she's celebrating with.
Just snuggle with her.
What more could you want?
Nice backstory answer
>implying we wouldn't
Sometimes snuggling goes further than just spooning and holding each other.
When you get older you may learn.
That all sounds scary wise man
Oh yeah I almost forgot.
Wew that's fucking weird, I never liked putting strange things into my mouth. Poor pedophiles, they never had a chance.
Anyways you got my opinion, I really don't care but it's still kinda fucked up.
About that. Thats close to 2lewd.
Its the only holiday that makes sense. Im sure she enjoys Veterans Day or Rememberance day, just not to the same level as Valentines.
I find it funny that a lot of you claim to not like lewd images. You ain't gotta lie to me, you know.
Most new things are at first.
1/10. I saw where you were going, but I felt you could have delivered it better.
Eat my cornhole faggot
I dont not like them. They just dont really have a place in the thread. This isnt a rule 34 thread, its a waifu claiming and appreciation thread.
Now thats just fucked up.
Just staying true to the waifu
Yeah I have been to pixiv but pixiv doesn't have everything. Or maybe I'm using it wrong
It's okay. It reminded me of raw beef but more metallic. I wouldn't call it a delicacy
>Poor pedophiles, they never had a chance
>Anyways you got my opinion
Yeah thanks for that
I thought that was Chara for a second
I totally agree. But it's not like we haven't broken our own rules before. Just look at what stocking did by practically forcing ERP.
That metallic flavour was blood or preservatives. And human flesh would taste something like that, especially raw. Though your claim of feeding a family for a week on a body is pretty much a lie. Too thick a fat and skin layer on top, and only enough nutrients in a gluteus maximus for one person. Too little flesh in the hands, feet, nech and chest. We are a leg-heavy race.
Stocking has toned it down a hell of a lot. The closest we have to ERP now is the constant teasing of Mili and Makoto.
Not really the point, but, yup. Hell, how often do we really talk about our waifu? Like sit down and discuss their merits and flaws?
A: Not near as much as we used to.
Yeah, you're using it very wrong. I had a fairly large post written out telling you some sources and how to find stuff but I dragged my image onto the page and not the "Choose File" button and fucked myself :\
>If trips get, every waifu of this thread must be given to me this very instant!
Cried a bit aswell to be honest.
We had a good Euro atleast.
I miss that, honestly. Last time it was me defending against Dio and Kurumi who both hate Rory for being generic.
>I kekd when Kurumi called me generic
Ive also had good discussions with Dio about how brest size is or isnt a liability in a fight.
Nice try. Hows things?
Kid that used to be in my school lost a piece of his leg when he took a nasty fall from a tree. Fell right next to a metal fence. A piece of his flesh tore off. Rather than being traumatized or helping the young lad I ate what part of his leg was left on the fence. It was about a mouthful
>Though your claim of feeding a family for a week on a body is pretty much a lie
Call it ignorance rather than a lie
I see you've studied your cannibalism
>Too little flesh in the hands, feet, nech and chest
Honestly I don't mind little flesh on fingerbones, I love nibbling on bones until they're clean.
>We are a leg-heavy race.
I gotta say a thigh looks really tender and juicy, but according to experts the upper arm is the best part, especially if it comes from a woman
This whole post is majorly fucked up
Well I would have appreciated it very much
Maybe you could summarize or redirect me to some better source?
Not today, but you'll get it someday
Don't stop believing trips guy
Talking about the soccer game?
Watch and learn
It clearly is. Why else would the Amazon Warrior Women lop off their left breast?
Also, most women would wrap their chests to keep their breasts in place.
>Talking about the soccer game?
Italy lost against Germany at penalties.
Swing and a wide miss for, the trips guy.
Maybe one day.
Aliens pls, humans suck at humaning, come help us
I hereby take Yuki Yoshino to be my lawfully wedded waifu.
What? I don't... See anything behind it...
Well.. Ophidians do have arms. But... Eh.
Im not a cannibal. Im just a cook who happens to have a brother as a butcher. And we discussed this exact idea when he first got his own shop.
>thighs looking juicy
Thighs are probably the toughest cut. Most worked and used after all. Upper arms are really only worked when we want something moved, making them more tender. Though the best meat would be in the ribcage, given how little we actually use it.
Welcome to my reasonings. Dio was of the opinion that smothering was a good way to incapacitate. I liked the idea of using the breast as a fixation and distraction then using centrifugal force.
Felt pretty bad myself at the sight of him crying.
After hanging in for so long and losing I felt heartbroken for the Italians.
Wonder if tomorrows match will be just as interesting.
Encouragement is well appreciated as usual my good man.
Good enough, just chilling out after watching the euros, gonna do some vidya ina moment.
Nice cropping shitlord.
More practice is needed.
what the fuck is it with these threads. every single day theres a new one. whatever, blake claimed
its the viper from XCOM 2, its alien so it's probably not even a reptile, but it has snek tail and looks like snek so I'm gonna go snek
>fixation and distraction then
Than. Then for when. Than to compare.
I was here, then there.
I like this more than this.
He was like this, then I conveyed two options that were better than his.
In order to smother someone, they would have to be very very close. Like, inches away from your heart.
In combat, unless you are a chuuni vampire who can physically stop time, that is not an option. Or a very, very, very rare occurrence.
Ahh. Ok that makes sense. Loved XCOM, never got to play the ooooold one, nor 2, but I have seen some gameplay. Seems pretty fun.
I went with Ophidian because of the snake-like appearance of the head, as compared to snake girls who are a solid 50/50 between human and snake.
Doing some garrison stuff on WoW. Woke up just over an hour ago, so not getting too into it.
We try to keep only one active, if there are two then we are moving due to image limit. Nice pick, though Glynda or Pyrrha make better waifus imo. Blake is best out of the main 4 though.
I meant using it as a distraction, then using their mass to add weight to your strikes. Put a comma between the distraction and then. Makes sense that way, still need to wake up properly.
>not a cannibal
Very disappointing Rory. Why shackle yourself like this?
I'll just have to agree with your expertise. However, don't we use the muscles around our ribcage all the time? Like, with literally every breath? Also how much flesh would be on a ribcage? Also what about the heart? Or the liver?
Guess I can take Mi Liu off my list
You're very welcome trips guy
Say, what are your thoughts on cannibalism?
This ride never ends
pyrrha is probably second best in the show imo, cinder is the hottest but i dont like her personality as much as pyrrha or blake
Ah. Gotcha. Sorry, then and than confusion is a trigger for me I guess.
Feel free to use it, look illiterate, just to make me go full grammar nazi.
That being said, cya later.
ive been in these threads plenty of times. im like the only one whos ever claimed her. its just been awhile. met a couple of you guys and talk to some of you on steam, not sure if any of them are even still here anymore
Offal is a high source of protein. And Im talking about the muscles around the stomach. Breathing is handled more by the diaphram than any actual muscle, so those inside the eibcage are the nost tender. Think of the beef tenderloin and its location in the cow.
Nah. I just derped when I should have herpd.
Cinder is horrible waifu material.
That comic looks like a horrible fanfic.
i follow some rwby page on facebook, and this one person posts them literally every few hours. its some 15 year old girl on tumblr with mediocre art skills who makes comics 24/7
lmao yeah, im the blake faggot. been like 2 months since ive shown up around here
i see you kids post here literally daily, for the past fucking year. every single one of you must be like best friends by now.
I was actually about to remove you from steam because we never talk.
Funny how life comes together.
How are you?
Welcome back cutie.
Shiro, my man. How are ya?
Just mundane-ness and being tired. Listening to some music. How about you?
Well people come and go. I've been here for some time now and I somewhat remember seeing you before. I don't think we have talked though
Isn't that an umbrella term? I imagine some organs would be tougher or more fatty than others. Also wouldn't eating a human liver be detrimental for your health? I know that carnivores have a more toxic liver than herbivores, which is why the liver is the only part of a shark that's inedible. Not sure if this applies to human livers as well.
I am by no means an anatomy expert but I know what you're talking about. You're almost get me hungry for some human cuts. I wouldn't go out and kill someone for it but given the chance I would certainly indulge in it once more.
By the way did you know that apparently Mizore is also a cannibal?
hello again, shiro - it's raining again in my animal crossing town but I don't mind at all... how about yourself?
I should be telling you that, I answer your question some threads ago about fish & chips or pasta and you were gone before I knew it.
Watching Family Guy right now. Not much else is going on right now.
Ah, sorry about that, got caught up in some other stuff.
>Fish and chip is the only right answer.
It's raining in real life for me, nice and light. Just kind of kicking it listening to some chill music. I've found I really enjoy Japenese Shoegaze.
Fish and chips a best.
Hi everyone! Im hiding from family inside now. I've done my socializing. I wanna go home can't wait to get there and play overwatch ranked.
how's everyone doing?
I'm not sure if you caught my reply to your question but I essentially answered f&c but I didn't completely rule out pasta (only if it isn't plain).
interesting, the only song that comes to mind when I think jsg would be from a /f/lash I saw on /f/.
>'something something one piece~'
not entirely sure if it was shoegaze but there was japanese in it, do you think you might know which one I'm speaking of?
go ahead and try kid. moot doesnt give a fuck
Oh I really haven't been here for that long
There are some other channels I use to get in touch with people from on here, mostly Steam and Discord. But some of us stick around and are a lot more resilient than those that leave after a while. Shiki, Syndra, Galko and Yuuko are my favorite oldfags that I know still frequent the thread
I'm Akiko anon aka Peaches, pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm afraid I don't recognize your waifu. I've never seen rwby
Just wanted to get your thoughts on it.
I've been discussing it with Mizore yesterday and Dio a bit earlier. Just asking around. This is the only place people don't flip out over it and the fact I did it. Not that I told many people anyway
>Im hiding from family inside now.
Every family gathering in a nutshell
I wouldn't play it yet. The system is extremely broken at the moment
Moot has abandoned this place, along with the last hope. Also, Moot was a waifufag
>It's raining in real life
Welcome to my world.
>Fish and chips a best.
Good man. Kyouko would think otherwise.
Pasta just isn't as good, of course I don't mind macaroni and cheese, but overall, fish and chips anyday.
>we ask the real question here.
Let the blood rushing to your head sooth your thoughts.
people call me blake fag. back when i posted here, there was another rwby kid. gone now. pleased to meet you fam
Yea, I'm not too sure on what that'd be. I'm pretty new to the genre. Maybe a One Piece intro?
Only you can see clearly in this topsy turvy world
For real. I played fuckin bean bags and dominated with my brother in law. But shit its awkward here. I used to slam my sisters friends back in the day and now some of them are here with their familys and husbands and shit. So im like Sup?
Plus ppl are drinking, fuck that annoying shit.
So the ranked is broken thats crazy but i guess to be expected.
Ah fair then
Guess this would be one of the few places to discuss it.
As a matter of curiosity, how did ye get in a position to try it?
And more importantly, how was it?
Miss Pauling is gonna make love to this picture when he sees it.
>you can make Yume shank anything
The only crazy girl I'd get with.
If you want to chat he's on TG still
Someone posted that with the /waifu/ isn't what it was blabla copypasta I liked it and took it
he also missnamed it Yume06.png
Another messaging service.
You'd have to gauge whether it was worth the effort or not.
So long as you're not lonely confusion is fine.
I can understand the allure towards fries/chips, whenever I get fast food they are always the first to go before any burger.
that's alright, I think I might run into the /f/lash again soon and if I recall correctly the 'one piece~' lyric I'm thinking was about a dress.
If I ever find it again, I'll show it to you.
Wait what do you mean? You didn't even have to look for the pic? Awesome.
So it is literally bad fanfic. Gotcha.
Properly cooked liver is literally pure protein and the healthiest organ. There are indeed many types of offal, and it is a catch all term for the parts of any animal that is generally considered not flesh. Kidneys, sweetbreads, brains, tripe, liver, heart and tongue mostly.
short shit fanfics turned into mediocre comics, yeah
You don't have to be lonely.
No, this is my desktop.
I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
I don't think you've ever had real chippie...chips.
Chunky cut make me diamonds.
Blake. I'll try to remember it but I'm terrible with names
It's always good to have a new anon around
Hope you'll stick around some more and turn out not autistic
>ranked is broken
Yes, let me summarize
When you have a leaver the match still counts, and no new people can join. Major disadvantage
The leavers can still reconnect within one minute but even when they do they get a loss even if their team wins, so there's really no point in reconnecting
control point missions are only worth 1/10th of payload missions which is complete bullshit. Depending on your luck with what maps you get you can win 9 matches and go up 1 rank, then lose 1 and drop all the way down again. This works both ways.
Sudden death is without a doubt the stupidest and most unfair thing in the history of Overwatch. The match is basically decided by a random coin flip
Yeah, it's nice to be able to talk about it. I know at least one other anon shares my cannibalistic tendencies. I guess once you've gotten a taste...
>how did ye get in a position to try it?
Super short version: When I was younger a kid fell from a tree on a metal fence, badly injured his leg and about a mouthful of his leg-flesh was left on the metal fence he fell on. I ate it
The kid now has a limp
>how was it?
It was good, but I wouldn't call it a delicacy. Much like raw beef, but more metallic
>Properly cooked liver is literally pure protein and the healthiest organ
So carnivore, omnivore or herbivore, it makes no difference?
Very informative, thanks Rory
I always wondered what a human heart tastes like
I'd say you're right, I don't think I have since they've always seemed to be...french-y?
>maybe some day I will
oops the second reply in this post >>692696028 was meant for you, Shiro.
yeah, like 7 months ago when i started posting i was scared people here would call me autistic but it seems y'all are cool
They're the standard here, you're missing out.
Damn, my heart goes out to you.
I'll guide him to autism, no worries.
that sounds really dumb akiko!
Well i guess im not in that big of a hury then.
Yes someone shitposted this beauty
On a serious note I have no clue and I am bad at this
>I'll guide him to autism,
with great power comes great responsibility