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Hey /b/ making a shopping list for groceries.
First 20 dubs decideds what's bought.
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Noosa Yoghurt. Peach Flavor.
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tapoika
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2lbs of corn
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5 Cucumbers
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Cheese
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>>692645638
Xxtra spice hot cheetos.

Stuff'em up your nose.
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7 jars of mayonnaise
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4 apples.
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>>692645638
Mustard
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Black Tar Heroin
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>>692645638
A rope, a bench, and a pre-made 'goodbye' letter
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16 bags of peas
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>>692645882
This.
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>>692646181
this.
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Wasabi
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14 bags of beans
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3lbs of mayo
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>>692645638
1.25 litres of mountain dew
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>>692645882
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8 containers of ketchup
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10 bananas
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>>692646433
Winrar
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An inflatable flying black dick named jerry.
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>>692646433
1/20
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>>692646487
Rolling.
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>>692646433
First product!
Also get 5 pineapples
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8 bags of frozen shrimp
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>>692646544
Winrar !
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>>692646544
2/20
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>>692646433
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>>692645638
All the cucumbers and bottles of astroglide they have
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7 zootopia movie on blu ray
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20 watermelons
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>>692646544
WINRAR
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17 protein shakes
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>>692645638
Gin
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>>692646606
Roll
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100 pounds of meat
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>>692646636
Roll again
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32 more pineapples
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Little girls underwears, one big jar of mayonnaise and condons.
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>>692645638
40 mango
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Chewie vitamins
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>>692645638

Kinder egg
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>>692646544
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>>692646661
reroll for pineapples
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>9000 bags of dicks
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3 large jugs of peanut oil
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>>692646699
OHHHHHH
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>>692646615
reroll
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>>692646688
Ads it
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>>692646688
3/20
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3x big Nutella jars
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1 single grape
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12 BOTTLES OF HANDSOAP
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barbie doll and lube
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Bleach
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>>692646615
re
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>Implying OP can afford this list
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>>692645638
Lazy town dvd
Lube
Kleenex
Cucumber
Condoms
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>>692646802
REROLL FOR HANDSOAP
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_relations_of_Sweden
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>>692646708
reroll
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4th birthday card
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Guacamole
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>>692646844
GG OP
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100 eggs and 10 packs of tissues
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>>692646622
Does that mean op has to buy winrar license ?

Also a bag of potatoes if dubs.
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>>692646844
winnrarrr
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20 avocados
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>>692646844
kek
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>>692645638
20 bottels of clorox
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rolling for 19 two-liters of mountain dew
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>>692645638
nutella
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>>692645638
Duct tape, plastic wrap, rubber gloves, fly swatter, plunger
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gross of eggs
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>>692646668
Rolling for this
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Celebrity gossip magazines :^)
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>>692645638
whole chicken
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>>692647008
rolling on the river
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A black person
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Money isn't an issue unless it's like 10,000 dollars worth.
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>>692646911
Taters
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20 eggplants
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Adult diapers
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Buy a tree and plant it in your garden
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4 lobsters
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>>692645638
Something from the nigger hair care aisle
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Extra small condoms
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>>692647200
Winrar
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>>692646668
This.
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Largest package of Depends
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>>692647200
LOBBOS
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5 packs of tampons, the biggest size they have
a pack of condoms
5 packs of paper towels
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>>692645638
Can of Water Chestnuts
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Penis pump
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>>692647095
this thread would be legendary if you actually go out and buy all of this

you would be a legend just think of it :^)
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KY Intense, largest they have
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>>692645638

vodka
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>>692645638
every flavor of jello
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>>692647263
reroll
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>>692647237
rollerino
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1 lube
1 hair removal cream
1 pack of extra small condoms
4 cucumbers
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7 batteries
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All the eggplant they have
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Watermelon
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Buy a single shoe and say its for your one foot brother
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>>692645638
Eels and 1 pack of extra large comdoms. Non-lubricated.
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>>692647360
Re roll
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>>692645638
Sweet Relish
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Kool aid
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1 loaf of bread
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4 roasted chickens
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A pack of the smallest condoms they have
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latex gloves
rope
chefs knife
trash bags
bleach
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>>692647360
Rolling
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25 jugs of milk
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This delicious cheese.
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>>692647200
Alive?
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8 jars of discount brand mayo
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Grape soda and fried chicken
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6 mayo containers
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>>692647456
Rolling
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3 packs of tampons >3> troll
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>>692646668
Roll
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>>692647449
this!!
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>>692647475
2 dead 3 alive
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20 containers of horseradish
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Biggest/heaviest bag of pet food
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Adult Diapers
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Sleep pills and condoms
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>>692647263
rawl
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>>692647519
Roll
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Three frozen pizzas
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Lard
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>>692647471
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>>692647583
roll
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>>692647584
Roll
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>>692645638
20 boxes of the smallest condoms they have
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10 cans of chef boyardee
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bengay
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10 bananas
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>>692647599
>>692647577
winrar
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cottage cheese
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10lbs of Coleslaw
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you have to ask to speak to the manager
and then ask where they keep the niggers
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>>692647475
if available. otherwise frozen is acceptable
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12 dozen eggs.
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>>692647631
Reroll
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>>692647666
Whoa whoa whoa Satan....easy there
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>>692647666
Winrar
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>>692647666
hey satan
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>>692647400
WINRAR
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20 snickers
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dog treats, peanut butter, KY jelly lube, smallest size of condoms
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20kg bag of rice
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A slave
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Laxative
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Pregnacy test
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lard
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Roses
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Bananas and vaseline
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>>692646433
8 gallon of sausage water
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>>692647577
aaand we have winner
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Pizza dough.
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>>692646668
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saffron
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10 cams of garlic chickpeas
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>>692647666
hey satan,hows it goin?
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>>692647763
rolling in my skin
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Buy at least 1 of all the most phallic looking vegetables and some lube
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>>692647553
rolling
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>>692647855
winrar
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Child's comic
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>>692647763
this lel
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20 Coca-Cola bottles
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1jar of pickled pigs feet and and 3 boxes of magnum condoms
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>>692647844
wasted

spray paint and lighter
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CHICKEN TENDIES
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>>692647855
kek
>>692647888
checked
>>692647889
off by one, reroll
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>>692647694
reroll
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>>692647844
Another dumb ass that wastes one dubs.

If dubs one bra, the smallest size available
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>>692645638
tofurkey slices for sammiches!
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>>692647553
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I fucking hate my mom's boyfriend : )
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>>692647767
rerolling
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A fedora
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14 packs of chewing gum
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a potatoe
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>>692645638
5kg of good ol' mayonnaise
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A rope to hang yourself with.
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>>692647855
Winrar
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1 New York strip
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10 watermelons
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>>692647946
don't forget them
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Water gun, lighter fluid, and a lighter
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1 large box of tampons
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1Kg worth of candies.
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>>692647888
Another fucker wasting gets.

One "happy anniversary" card
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Black dildo
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>>692648077
WINRAR WINRAR :D :D
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a potatoe.
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7 pre inflated helium balloons
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A vibrator
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>>692648088
Win rar.

Cuban bread
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Well.. thanks anon for the vitamins.
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>>692648077
>>692648088
>>692648099
WiNRAR
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>>692645638
A dildo
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highlights magazine
gatorade
condoms
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>>692647475
5 kilograms of ice cream
(if op is a amerifag, 11 pounds)
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>>692648077
>>692648088
>>692648099
three in a row
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Bleach
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>>692648077
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>>692648099
Winrar
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>>692648072
Rr
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>>692648107
Satan here, I gave him those trips faggot
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>>692645638
Buy the cashier for half an hour
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Toaster
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>>692648177
dude FUCKING WINRAR
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10 frozen pizzas
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cottage cheese.
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>>692648207
rerolling
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2 bags of licorice
4 box of vegetarian frozen pizza
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>>692647931
reroll
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Lube get
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1 fedora
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chocolate ex-lax
brownie mix
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>>692648244
WINRAR

20kg bag of rice
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A large cucumber and a jar of lube
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Pack of egg rolls
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a raddish.
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10 bottles of vagisil
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3 litre bottle of the cheapest vodka :)
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>>692648180
deliver <3
buy these and you will be a legend
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>>692648427
Rolll
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>>692648379
roll
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3 litre bottle of the cheapest vodka :)....
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a pair of balls
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>>692648455
FUCKING WIN RAR
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>>692648328
Biggest bottle of alcohol they have
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>>692647694
one more time
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>>692648508
reroll
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>>692648427
Rolllllll
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11 eggs leave the 12th of the dozen untouched on the floor when you buy the carton
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>>692648404
No, no... 30kg bag of rice
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>>692648522
AAAAAAAAAA
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>>692645638

2x 4-packs of enemas
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>>692648522
WINRAR
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>>692648455
winner winner raddish dinner
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>>692648473
roll
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10 gay porn mags of your choice
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>>692648542
reroll
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Vaginal cream
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>>692648499
Winrar
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>>692648555
Trips have spoken
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5L Mountain Dew
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>>692645638
shrimps, mushrooms, eggs
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Cheapest and Largest Container of Wine Available
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Two half gallons of chocolate milk.
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Bleach, ammonia, ballons
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>>692647553
one more time
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>>692648555
LOL WTF
and buy a lighter and 3 candles
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>>692648731
Refucking roll
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5 vodka bottles
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Thanks /b/ros. Will report back after shopping is complete.
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>>692648760
rerolling
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>>692648696
10bags Doritos
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>>692648768
reroll
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Extra small condoms and lube
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>>692648760
Rolling
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>>692648813
HE'S DOING IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>692648766
WINFUCKINGRA

Caviar and toothpicks
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>>692645638
honey
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25 gallons of mtn dew
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A douche, lube, and a dildo
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Frozen clouring book, lube and the biggest cucumber they have.
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>>692648857
Reroll
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>>692645638
niggers
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>>692648813
go on OP, becoma a legend
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>>692648760
Roll me pls
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>>692648813
I dont think you will live to tell the story
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>>692648813
Take us shopping with you. Mobile /b/
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>>692648813
DO IT WE WILL LOVE U FOREVER
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>>692648813
to dreamy to be real
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>>692648813
How will we know ? This thread will die
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5kg of chocolate
>>
THER BETTER BE PROOF OP
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>>692648813
holy shit someone start screencapping
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>>692645638
4 lbs of orange peels. just the peel. leave the orange on the floor
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>>692649089
reroll
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>>692647972
what happened?:c
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Keep the thread aljve til op returns
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>>692648813
I am concerned about point 18. That was a waste.

Now, if OP is not complaining, it means that OP won't deliver, and he is going to drag the thread as much as he cans. So, this was good bait.

Now, if OP delivers pictures of the shopping process and all that, point 18 was wasted and we could've made OP buy a 32" TV or something like that.

I don't think OP will deliver.

OP, prove me wrong.
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Dog food (wet) 4 cans
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>>692649163
ok
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>>692649163
Balls
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>>692648956
Already said, with trips
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biggest mayo bucket/jar possible
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bleach
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>>692649243
KEEP IT ALIVE BOIS
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>>692649349
copy that
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>>692649349
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>>692649208
He can make a picture of his slutty cashier before and during the 30 minutes. Or pay the cashier to help him carry the 19 other items on the list. Ez & no waste
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in op we trust
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>>692648813
Godspeed Op
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>>692649468
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Buuump
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perform CPR on the thread
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>>692645638
2 bottles of Gin
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keeep it going
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>>692649777
nice trips but its over you dip
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This is the first time I have winrar'd. Actually.

I'm crying.
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this is my last thing worthy of being posted but keep it going for my sake
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>>692649870
dip
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Someone make a screen cap and post it
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>>692649569
Well, true.

Point here is that OP can make the cashier waste 30 mins. I was interpreting he needed to fuck her or something.

And judging by OP hand writing, he is just a virgin little kid with 400 bucks stolen from moms purse.... It was futile to try to get him laid.

Now that you mention it, point will be delivered if op can sustain a 30 min conversation, if she helps him carry stuff and OP drops something to make her clean and waste the time, or whatever that uses 30 mins of the cashier. It is actually a good point, but maybe too much. 10 min would've been enough.

Let's see how this goes. I don't think OP will deliver. As usual... He is going to be an under aged virgin jerking off with moms panties.

OP, you better post your moms underwear drawer. I am in need of a good fap.
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>>692649838
Yeh, I passed out in the middle of it
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>>692650000
Check
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>>692650026
Thank you sir egg of head
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>>692650026
fuck off
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>>692650026
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bumerino
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