>G̷͓̱͔̖̞̯̳̹͜͠ŕ̡̡̟̥̤̙̲͙̞̮̟̫̞̤̯͓͘͟ę̵̨̩̹͕͙̗̞͞e̢͟͞҉̗̲͉͖͙̲͇̪n͏̡̝̘̠̰̤̟̳̠̟̀͠t̷̨̳͈͈̺͍͕̪̠̮̺̪̖͕͚̪e̯̣̹̼̺̮̪̟̥̲̗̗͘͢͝͠x̝̟͙̻̖̗̗̬͜t̙̩̩̜̕͜͠ ̧̢̭̞͈̘̠̝͕̪̙̱̬̭̙̙̝͢H̪͕̫̜̖̣̙̺̖͖̱̱̕̕͟͟͞E͜҉̶̢̩͙̖̭̻͙͔̬̣̪̩͖͇̭͖̲͢L̘̦̜̫̟̩̺̬̥̱̖̀̀͘P̸̀͞͏̰͎̰̘̪̮̦̭͕̯̦͇̩͓̮ ͡͏̲̻̟͉̲͙́̀͡M̛̖̱̥̗͓̙̪̲̫̘̩̺̼̙̥̪͜͞ͅE҉̢̭̩͍̮̹̱̻̙̝̘̻͔͉̗́̕͠ͅ!̧̀͜͞͏͉̠̝͓͍̬̞̭͎̻̳̪̩̜͇!̢̠̼̞̬̪͔̦̲̳͈̟͖̣̖̺͢ͅͅ!̴̸̮̞̯̹̤̟!͏̯̤̯̻̞̜̟͖͖̖̳̖̻̼͜ͅ
>be me, OP, 12 years old and extremely frustrated with myself and the fact that I ruined my parents marriage
>autistic kid in back of class is talking about some weird website where they post pictures of girls with "dicks", don't know what it means but sounds fucking hot.(my mom doesn't know I curse)
>wait until summer comes around, type in 4chan.com and nothing comes up
>oh haha its 4chan.org not .com haha so silly of me
>see people posting green arrows, google "how to make green arrows 4chan"
>find out that all I need to do is press shift and my. key to make >
>get back onto 4chan, make an amazing new thread that will surely get many positive replies! I'll be sure to post this thread to /b/ because its the only board I've ever actually visited outside of r9k(lol normies REEEE!) wow im funny.
>well cya guys later my mom made pancakes for breakfast, hopefully this time my dad didn't knock any of her teeth into it.
>itt newfags teaching newerfags how to /b/.
desu desu. newfags can't triforce.
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb
mfw all these newfags<
>Summer has arrived, Buckle up it's going to be a bumpy ride.