I support the lgbtq community but wtf is with this pronoun bullshit.
>>692632906
All homos should be hanged.
>>692632906
If you give them an inch, they take a mile.
>>692632906
they don't understand how pronouns work
pronouns only work because they're simple, generic, and widely known
if you're gonna make up a new one every week then you don't have a pronoun system any more
>>692632978
hung
well they're mental man. Only a mental person would think they're dr suess and dictate how we should all use an already developed language based on their emotional state
>>692632906
I never understood why trans and 'queer' (whatever that even means) were tacked on.
>>692634188
No its hanged you fucking retard
>>692634628
Already developed? You know the English language changes all the time?
>>692632978
Or packed into nightclubs and summarily executed.
A lot of the LGBTQ++ community or whatever the acronym is these days is total cancer - I'm bisexual myself, but I'd never associate themselves with them.
Basically, call trans people by the gender they present as, fuck any pronouns other than he/she.
>>692633057
>uses a fictional book to argument scientific fallacy
get ur shit straight fegit
>>692636741
Agreed
>>692636095
So is it PLEADED or is it PLED?
>>692632906
I promise you won't spray me with that thing twice.
There are 2 genders
>male
>female
and 3 sexual orientations.
>bisexual
>homosexual
>heterosexual
Everything else is just faggots calling themselves fancy names
>>692634188
If you have a noose around your neck and you are dropped, you have been hanged.
If you got a big old dick and Susie Q see, she will say you are hung.
>>692637222
What about bestiality?
>>692636186
It's pronouns aren't, though.
Case in point, name one widely used pronoun that was made in the last 100 years.
>>692633057
>implying the dude that made Adam's complete genome from dirt can't alter it slightly to produce a female of the same species with enough variance so the offspring would be healthy
>>692637494
Paraphilia is distinct from sexual orientation.
>>692637494
That's a mental illness, just like necrosexuality.
>>692633057
>implying a God, who made EVERYTHING by himself, needed someone's rib to create 1 woman
I'm not religious but this always bugged me
>>692637222
Agree except for one thing: There are 4 sexual orientations.
>hetero
>homo
>bi
>asexual
I legit have no sex drive and don't really feel sexually atracted to anyone, i don't have sex nor masturbate.for pleasure but simply to keep my reproductive organs fresh in case i one day want a child. An even then it's just tedious up and down jacking until i cum, almost never have an orgasm.
I'll admit it's probably the result of something wrong in my brain (i suspect it is the damage of severe cerebral trauma i suffered as a child)
Why can't it be mistergender? Fuckin hyprocites!
>>692636777
>777
holy ironic trips check out
>>692637819
Asexual is a lack of sexual orientation, so it doesent count as one. I know it exists tho, sucks being you anon
>>692632906
What do you expect from a bunch of liberal arts majors?
>>692636095
I think he's talking about penises. So he's right you fucking retard
>>692636186
All languages do, but this circumstance is pretty irregular.
Languages have changed due to idioms, incorrect or unusual usage being accepted over time and then new discoveries that just need new names. These insane landwhales want to change the pronouns and multiply them by a factor of literally hundreds for no reason other than satisfy mental disorders.
In language, there needs to be a balance between being simple and being specific. When you get too specific you get shit like the complete garbage that is the Chinese written language. They're still paying for their mistakes, having a very low level of literacy simply for the fact that it takes people to get to high school just to learn how to fucking read. They're correcting that shit very slowly; making it simpler little by little.
>>692637776
It's more symbolic than physical.
He originally did make Adam and Lilith together, but man wanted to be dominant thus Eve was made of him.
>>692637494
That's a fetish. You don't call someone "kitchentilesexual" if they're turned on by kitchen tiles. You just call them a fruit; and check their porn history to see if you find males, females, both or neither.
>>692637776
It's a bad translation of Hebrew. The Hebrew translation literally means side but in its context most likely was meant to read "half". The story was/is meant to convey the message that God created a perfect partner for Adam from Adam.
You couldn't understand it.
The true emotion can only be expressed through poetry
> Only I know this hurt
> Nobody else
> Look inside
> You only see pain
> Take my pain and use it
> Who else could?
> Only me.
> Get my own path
> End it on my terms
> Never back down
> Death before shame
> Every time I fail...
> Reality cannot be changed
> So read the first letter of every line.
>>692638155
Dont diss lib arts, important shit comes from lib arts.
>>692637819
maybe youre just fucking stupid.
what's wrong with "it"? Finnish hungarian etc. use something like that as genderless pronoun. it's easier to adopt it for personal pronoun rather than inventing something.
>>692638635
What the fuck are you talking about? There is no liberal arts student in 2016 that will go on to do anything for this world besides blog and become professional complainers and "activists"
>>692636741
Exact same. I refuse to out myself to most people just because of the BS the lgbt community has tried to pull
gays have something wrong with them and transgender people are fucking sick in the head. they should be ashamed
>>692637819
Thank you, anon. I am also asexual.
>>692638155
Better than not going to college at all, mongo.
>>692638706
maybe youre just a fucking retard
>>692633057
c'mon, even christians believe the story was only symbolic
>>692638841
Nigger, I majored in lib arts and I make 75k per year at my first job.
>>692638841
Cucked Trump supporters making minimum wage trumpeting what their fellow lower class buttbuddies tell them.
>>692637555
>the dude that made Adam
You're an idiot.
>>692639309
poorfag
>>692639309
would people really do that, just go on the internet and tell lies/10
>>692637010
Plead or Pled if in third person, Pleaded if in first.
He plead for forgiveness
I pleaded for forgiveness
>>692633006
Applies to EVERY FUCKIN HUMAN BEING on the planet. Deal with it.
>>692634188
Underrated post... funny on multiple levels
>>692639269
>NO U
lol
>>692638222
Trips wasted on a downie... What us this world coming to? Do you even think about what you comment? Take his sentence 'homos should be hanged' Swap hanged with a synonym. Does 'homos should be big dicked' make any sense with the context of the conversation?
"They" works for everybody, so just use that.
>>692637819
>I'm a special butterfly!
fuck off you retard, go pretend you're a werewolf on /x/, you faggot.
>>692632906
Pronouns bother me, I understand them, but they bother me. I'm genderqueer, call me he, call me she, it's not that big of a deal. Now if someone says "You have a penis, therefore, you cannot paint your nails." I have a problem. Ffs I mess up my transphobic grandma's pronouns on a slip of the tongue, how much harder would it be if someone suddenly says "Don't call me she, call me he." If you respect them and use the wrong pronouns out of habit, wtf is wrong with that? You should respect trans people's identities, but jesus fuck, they should respect us and our human folly.
>>692632906
Yeah, the whole thing is kinda silly.
But, it seems to matter to them so...
>>692640419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCKxN2b1KUg
No, this is too easy. leave me in my world of hate please anon :(
>>692640402
Yes
>>692639513
>>692639273
>c'mon, even christians believe the story was only symbolic
What do the ribs symbolize?
How do I know what is bullshit nonsense and what's legit?
>>692640647
You don't know and you'll never ever know. That's our burden.
>>692640647
It's all bullshit. There is no god, we will all die alone. Stifle your depression like the rest of us and just give up trying to make sense of it.
>>692639273
Depends on the denomination. I grew up in the Evangelical Free Church, those nutters believed it was originally written in english so there were no translation errors, and that every word was the absolute literal truth.
>It rained for literally 40 days and 40 nights, and not a day more
>Moses literally parted the sea, the tide didn't just go down allowing them to cross on a sandbar
>God literally turned a women into an actual salt pile
>>692638379
I dont cum on the kitchen tiles
>>692632906
they'll grow out of it.
>>692637682
Necrosexuality is the name of my band
the word you're looking for is necrophilia
>>692632906
It's the beginning of the end my /b/tard friend.
>>692636741
Same, I'm a bi dude
And LGBTQIAP+++***@ or whatever the fuck it is now as a movement makes me cringe, and honestly are the main reason I don't want to come out
I don't think my mom or dad would mind that I sometimes like to fuck guy ass, I just don't want them to imagine I could be associated with those people
>>692638379
What about lumbersexual? (yes, that's real. google it)
>>692640839
No, our burden is the catholic church still being the biggest financial power in 2016, because people are fucking retards.
>>692641434
That's the exact reason I don't want to come out as otherkin. So many attention whores have already given the community a bad reputation.
>>692641609
Kek
Die
Nice bait tho
>>692641434
It's like most of these offensively gay/queer/whatever people have nothing more interesting to offer than the fact that they're not heterosexual. It's kind of sad actually.
>>692641651
na man, seriously
>>692641609
I'm otherkinkin
I identify as an otherkin who identifies as a lamb
>>692641466
Are you stupid? There's a thing called separation of church and state. Unless you live near the Vatican the Catholic Church has little to no power outside of being a part of God dick riding.
>>692633057
Eve wasn't even Adam's first wife.
Even in the beginning of humanity, the first marriage failed.
>>692641609
>otherkin
>>692641745
I'm an otherkinkinkin
I identify as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as another otherkin who identifies as a lamb
>>692634188
they wish they were.
>>692636777
>Denounces religion with post ending in 777.
>>692641817
I'm an otherkinkinkinkin
I identify as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as another otherkin who identifies as a lamb.
>>692641846
The fuck is the relevance of that? Does he win the jackpot?
>>692641434
I'll throw my hat in the ring with this. Although for me, a lot of why I don't tell people that I'm sexually bi is because it really is just sex for me, I have no interest in a serious relationship with a man. But the other thing is that this movement has been taken over by Tumblr lunatics who all want to be special snowflakes.
Frankly, I don't understand why real gay, lesbian and trans people aren't more bothered by this. It's mostly just people making up struggles because they want to feel like they're part of something major. "My boss called me she instead of xset and doesn't recognize me as pan poly genderfuck otherkin trans demigorl, which is discrimination! I'm like you!"
>>692637222
Trips is truth.
Although, where do hermaphrodites fall?
>>692641752
>implying he knows what 'separation of church and state' actually means in the real world
>>692641731
Then you're a retard. Liking bears doesn't make you a bear. You're not a bear trapped in a man's body, you're a man. A faggoty, special snowflake attention seeking man, but still just a man that likes bears.
>>692632906
What the fuck is lgbtq? they fucking add a letter every 5 years...
>>692641917
some seem to think that "777" is some heavenly good fortune number, as opposed to "666" which is supposed to be the number of the devil/mark of the beast.
too bad he doesn't realize that years ago they realized they got the translation wrong for the "666" number and that the actual supposed number for the devil/beast/whatever is "616".
>>692632906
It's people with a strong desire to correct you. It's the same psychology for black people.
>Nigger
>Negro
>Black
>African American
>Afro American
>American with African Descent
>American with Sub Saharan descent
>Whatever the fuck will come next
>>692641946
Cunts like to feel self important. This generation was raised on the idea that. "You're special."
No you're not. Unless you mean special like you need learning assistance.
The whole 99 genders and I can't choose 1 is fuckin weird as hell and it's all done to perpetuate that. "I'm a special snowflake." mentality.
>>692641905
I'm otherkinkinkinkinkin.
I identify as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as another otherkin who identifies as a lamb.
Straight, Gay and Bi I think are all the orientations there really are.
Trans, by their own definition and admission, is an incorrect ordering of their gender, which mean they are attempting to reorient themselves in a very hetronormative manner. I feel sorry for trans people, much like I do in the way I feel sorry for other people with genetic disorders, but where my sympathy ends is when they don't see this as a psycho-sexual problem that hopfully one day science could solve, much like screening for different illnesses there should be tests developing while the child is in its formative stages of development so that when they are born they are the "correct" gender. But to imply any that in this "I need my safe space" age would mean I'd be labeled as transphobic or whatever else.
>>692642035
can you use 'lgbtq' when playing Scrabble? that would be a shit-ton of points!
>>692641948
Unfortunate genetic mistake. Somewhere in the middle, I suppose. The way I see it, hermies are the only ones who are halfway justified in "choosing" a gender.
>>692642013
>can't counter argue
>better meme arrow
>that'll show him
You are stupid aren't you? Kek
>>692642214
I'm otherkinkinkinkinkinkin
I identify as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as another otherkin who identifies as a lamb.
>>692640066
Telling you to fuck off when you start that shit is how we deal with it.
/fuck off
>>692638740
in english 'it' is used solely to describe inanimate objects or animals. It is considered impolite to describe a human as 'it' since it implies they're somehow less than human.
>>692637819
The thing is though that why does that need a whole separate term? It's a complete lack of sexual orientation. That's where the "special snowflake" factor comes in.
>>692642232
>>692641752
>"separation of church and state"
I understand better those who believe in god than those who believe in such thing .
>>692642342
I'll have you know I'm an oppressed, trans, anime, dragon, wolf. And you've just triggered me.
>>692642167
Apparently you can't even refer to them as 'colored' or 'black' anymore
>That's the guy I was telling you about, he's standing there beside that colored boy
>Dude, you can't say that!
>Sorry, he's standing there beside that black boy
>Racist! You can't say that either!
>Then what am I supposed to say?
>Say 'He's standing there beside that boy. Just say boy
>But that's no help. Fat people are fat, tall people are tall, and black people are black. how else would you know what boy I was talking about?
>
>>692641946
I'm the same bruh
I'll fuck a guy in the ass but I couldn't go out with one
Which is in fact why I broke up with my tumblrina ex who decided she was apparently a dude.
I can't go out with a dude, and honestly I do find transgender people unattractive, simply because I don't find people who are uncomfortable with their bodies attractive.
>>692642419
It really doesn't matter what strangers call you, it is polite to refer to your gender.
The "gender" that is apparent when they look at you. That's our culture. You may not like it, but if it REALLY bothers you, it's your hang up, not theirs.
Don't try to change a society around the fact that some days you want to be called "sir" and some days you want to be called "ma'am" and can't dress accordingly.
>>692642491
I know in your backwards ass country you still need to pay the tithe or get thirty lashes and labeled as the heretic of the week. But we all don't live that way. ;]
>>692642496
Why is it racist to say "colored person" but not racist to say "person of color"?
>>692638238
Obvious bait is obvious
>>692642492
as long as you put the gun in your mouth first before pulling the trigger, i don't care.
>>692642566
Widely used
>>692642566
>widely used
>>692642691
Edgy the Edgehog over here. Kek
>>692642326
I'm otherkinkinkinkinkinkinkin
I identify as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as an otherkin who identifies as another otherkin who identifies as a lamb.
>>692638706
lolkek
>>692637222
funny how you say bisexuals exist but not any other.
>>692642596
what? the guy was asking why in english you can't call people 'it'
who are you replying to?
i'm so confused
>>692642645
swear on your bible everytime you open your mouth. I live in a supposedly laic country and it's all words. We still eat fish on fridays and celebrate christmas.
Edgy Teens 2006: You can't label me
Edgy Teens 2016: I want a label so bad oh my god
>>692642808
Jesus fuck, bro, how many times can you do this shit before it stops being funny for you? Just wondering, because it stopped being funny for the rest of us before you even started.
>>692642325
God, you're a fag. Do some fucking reasearch before spouting your unsubstantiated bullshit.
The catholic church is literally the biggest financial power on earth
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vatican/vatican_billions.htm
and 'separation of church and state' only means that the United States Government cannot pick a religion and make it the official state religion of the US.
Go back to 7th grade civics class
>>692642935
It hasn't been me since the second time I did it
>>692641931
These niggas dont got my gender Apache Attack Helicopter
>>692642764
edgy? oh no my little friend; that's problem solving.
sometimes the medicine is bitter; you have accept that.
>>692642935
>>692634188
kek
Read OPs post as LGBBQ and laughed so hard I initiated domino flatulence
[lol newfags cant even triiforce](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/479/711/3a8.png)
>>692642204
And that's what it comes down to. My generation has it so good that they make up problems now. Fuck the fact that real trans people in Africa are getting murdered left and right, the real discrimination is when your professor assumes your gender!
>>692642653
They're starting to say that's racist too.
It's like what they're doing with 'retard'. College organizations are actually trying to "Ban the R word"
Retard became a slur, so they went to Special, which became a slur, so they went to Intellectually Challanged. Then IC became a slur, and now they don't know what to do
>>692643077
LE TRIGGERED MEME Xd
mra, redpill, cuck, :^)
>>692642808
I'm a humankin.
>>692641446
that's just a fancy word for bearded hipsters
>>692642894
This
Fucking this
Oh my god this is so accurate it hurts
>>692643344
Hey look
The sum extent of a tumblr raid
Welcome to /b/ faggot
>>692642815
Like what? Pansexual? Demisexual?
No. There is one other though - asexual.
>>692643051
that 'gender' was determined to be 'male' as an Apache Attack Helicopter has a COCKpit.
if it was female, it would have a CUNTpit.
>>692632906
When something gets accepted attentionwhores move on to the next thing that makes them super special snowflakes and get all outraged about it.
>>692643142
>LGBBQ
they use this for fat trans-whatever people.
One thing you people seem to overlook is the idea of "respecting" their special identities. They are literally demanding respect from you, and fuck you you bigoted asshole if you won't. Well when these mentally ill children finally take a step into our reality and out of their echo chambers, they are going to find out that no one, fucking no one demands respect. You work your ass of your entire life just to earn a little bit. So fuck your pronouns, and fuck you.
>>692643329
its like people are thinking that being inbred/stupid is something bad
>>692643344
Fucking infowars, is that shit still a thing?
"high-altitude zeplins tethered above Texas armed with telescopes. They know you by the gait of your walk and track you into every gun shop you've ever entered"
I'm a trans guy, came out six years ago, and I really hate what tumblr has done to the trans community.
I actually don't like the trans community in general, mostly because they are so peppered with not just special snowflake syndrome but also people who believe that some are "more trans" than others. Like I'm not trans enough because I don't hate myself enough to try and get a surgically attached pee funnel that doesn't work as a dick.
>>692643344
the one who is triggered is you, also how many shekels kikes paid to you for that le may may you created, tiny-dicked-nigger-cuck.
>>692642808
Well I'm a faggot so I guess I'm uniquest of all these days.
>>692642496
>>692643485
I'm pretty sure I was here before you, newfag.
>cracky-chan, nursey-chan, roody-poo, heaven, ect.
So fuck off back to /pol/, cancer.
>>692643781
>muh shekels meme, everyone who disagrees with me is a leftist jew-cuck shill getting paid 20 cents for shitposting
Buttmad? Fuck off retard.
kills self
>>692638841
Doesn't political science fall in the liberal arts category?
>>692632906
Has nothing to do with the actual lgbt community. This pronoun crap is for those mentally fucked tumblr waste of life shitstains
>>692643679
This problem is prevalent in all sorts of communities. Feminism, Black-Lives-Matter, Otherkin, to name just a few. They feel entitled to respect, like it is their right by birth.
Respect isn't given, respect is earned. The irish knew this, which is why when some uppity irish shit with a pistol would cause problems in the neighborhood the entire community would beat the everliving piss out of him, saying 'how dare you tarnish the respect we've worked so hard to earn'
And that is how the Irish went from being worse than niggers in the 1800's to a well respected, thriving people
>>692643987
>ZE JEWZ MUST BE EXTERMINATED
>>692643679
>They are literally demanding respect from you
you dont demand respect, you earn it
>>692641137
>god literally turned a woman into an actual salt pile
Gues she shouldnt have been so salty
>>692643987
"Ze"
sounds like you are trying to speak with a bad French accent.
hope this doesn't trigger Pepe Le Pew.
>>692641208
>I dont cum on the kitchen tiles
Yet.
>>692644144
Nice quints! XDDDD
>>692643779
>surgically attached pee funnel that doesn't work as a dick.
I don't even... Any pics of this shit?
Also are you talking about MtF or FtM?
>>692644205
Must be summer
>>692644220
Wow, that's autistic
>>692643961
All hail the one true Goddess!
>>692643987
>kills zirself
fixed
>>692644318
Is that pic where she has dreads actually her? Or just a lookalike.
>>692644237
ftM
I can't wait until Hillary gets elected and all you non-fags have to pay more taxes to support fag affirmative action.
>>692643708
>high-altitude zeplins tethered above Texas
Fuck, they're on to us! ENGAGE JADE HELM! ROLL THE VANS!
>>692644426
this one is actually her, i'm not sure about the one your'e talking about
>>692644313
What did you expect from anti-social white nerds who only stop their gaming sessions to fap to tranny porn or shitpost on /b/?
>>692644525
Yeah, I know that's her. Wish I had the picture I was talking about.
>>692642259
>>692641948
You look at the chromosomes, you idiots.
>>692644289
Welcome, newfriend!
>>692644428
Good on you anon for not getting peer pressured in to getting one of those monstrosities slapped on.
I regret that we can't grow dicks for actual trans people, but phalloplasty is a fucking disaster, and having it done to yourself is basically a form of self harm.
And sadly even if we could grow dicks, you don't have the piping to properly install one
>>692640461
/Thread
>>692644604
this one? it's her too
>>692644470
>>692643987
kills (f)aerself
>>692644428
What about tits? Did you have them removed?
>>692644533
I can't tell if he just misread the post, or if he's one of those new age faggots who considers >>692644479 to be trips. Or if he's one of those new age faggots who looks for attention on an anonymous image board
>>692641798
Truth.
Lilith was first. Then the unnamed second wife who either left Eden on her own or is still in Eden (depends on which version you read).
THEN came Eve out of spare parts. And made from a part of Adam so she would be beneath Adam, unlike Lilith who had been his equal.
>>692644678
Cancer
>>692644736
Would cum all over her.
>>692636741
the correct pronoun is obese
>>692644960
fucking this. in old religious dogma women were originally created to be the equal of men, but adam bitched so women was remade to be subservient to him. modern religion 'conveniently' forgot about the first wives of Adam
>>692645030
You and half the internet, my friend
>>692644960
So where did the giants come from? And did Adam and Eve's descendants really fuck the giants and have famous kids, like the Bible says?
>>692643922
kek
>>692645261
which famous kids were the result of giants? I haven't heard of any judeochristian myth that involves another race of sentient beings
>>692640461
Kek
>>692643779
I wish more people like you would speak up against this stuff.
>>692645261
The Nephilim?
They were the children of "The Amorous Ones", which were angels who fell in love with human women.
And no, pretty much nothing was really like the bible says.
>>692640490
Fuck you, accepting them is a problem in itself
>>692644960
When I loose faith in humanity I remind myself how far we manage to get with over 80% of human population genuinely believing in this shit.
>>692645448
It says the giants and the people fucked, and their kids were "men of great renown" or some shit.
>>692645555
Wasted quads.
Fucking summerfags
>>692637819
Wow. Being asexual must be really depressing.
>>692645691
You're talking about the Nephilim. They're not a separate race, they're half-angels. Goliath was a Nephilim, so was Nimrod (the giant who built the Tower Of Babel).
>>692645673
Just because you're fascinated by the mythology doesn't mean you believe in it. Look how many people are enraptured by Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings
Oh god. oh god fucking damnit. in about 10 years we'll have Gryfendorsexuals and The First Church of Malfoy the Savior
This planet is doomed
>>692639273
lol that's what christfags say when someone points out one of the many holes in their religion.
What symbolism can be drawn from a rib? Or any of that bullshit story, for that matter?
People defend it and say "it's not literally true, it's just a guideline on how to be a good person", but a fucking huge majority of them are shitty people because of what they believe.
>>692645710
Quads never lie. Welcome to /b/, newfag.
>>692636573
Ah
>>692643922
topkek
Generation Snowflake must hang.
>>692643922
checked
>>692633006
If you give them an inch, stop rimming and push the rest in balls deep
>>692645996
>Kill all fags
>Bomb all abortion clinics
>Murder all muslims
>But I'm a good person, my pastor says that the book says that God says I am
>>692633006
They got style, but it isn't Slim
>>692637819
It's like the black/white/grey of the sex world I guess. It's kinda a colour, but still not.
It literally has no colour, therefore it is not a colour. But to describe it, you'd use the word "colour".
hmm.
>>692637222
what about me im asexual, sex is just disgusting.
aaaaand, there's the bump limit
>>692642232
kek
>>692634188
kekked and checked
>>692646123
please tell me this is not the thing that NY state released like a month ago. Officially recognized genders. I remember it said there were 32...
Have you not heard? God is dead, and we killed him.
I sleep soundly in the knowledge that no man can outrun the creeping darkness of entropy. All will be dust.
>>692646123
>>692641931
wow, you're late to the party.
>>692645891
Angels aren't people, so how could they have kids together? If you fuck a horse, it doesn't really make centaurs, you know.
>>692645916
I didn't imply that you believed in it. And yeah, I know there is plenty of even more fucked up shit out there.
But 80 fucking percent, man...
>>692646198
Exactly. And cherrypicking stories from it somehow makes it worse. It's like they ARE capable of secular thought after all, but...I don't know, maybe a lot of them are secretly self-hating gays or something. There'd have to be something actually wrong with you to believe all of that shit.
>>692644187
>mfw you didn't read the post
>>692646587
angels are better than horses. Didn't you actually read the bible?
>>692646029
Im not newfag have been here since 2003 zozzle
>>692632906
Most stupid trend right now. I hope it ends soon
>>692637819
Bored with jacking off?
Is your imagination or material that shit?
Go get you a prostitute.
I didn't jack off for nearly a year, wild hippy chick appears and leaves me blueballed. Back to jacking off multiple times a week.
Big cums and less 'Ffs just a chore followed by cleanup' feeling.
>>692632906
i hate all the dickheads on both sides, some of us actually have real mental problems, you can all fuck yourselves.
>>692646416
Autosaged
>>692636186
yeah, like how some cunt decided it's perfectly safe idea to call any normal straight gender "CIS" like some kind of toddler pronoun to add virulence to an other wise bullshit philosophy.
I heard you LGBT whatever like to act all salty. Start by licking a hair ass crack and get back to me when you got your shit together.
>>692646735
So they have magic cum?
>>692637819
>asexual
It's like saying bald is a hairstyle.
>>692646735
Crows are better than pigeons but that doesn't mean they can impregnate humans
>>692646829
Not that anon, but I'm fairly certain a prostitute won't help. Its not that he has a shit imagination and can't picture a good image to jack off to, its that the idea of sexual activity and human sexuality simply doesn't interest him. Having sex just doesn't turn his gears like it does ours.
>>692632906
I support the G community, fuck the rest of them. They have done nothing to aid in the fight now or 40 years ago.
They want to cry over peonouns when we marched in the streets just to be treated like a citizens.
Lesbians can be okay sometimes, who gives a shit about bisexuals, and trannies are fucked up, I won't acknowledge the rest of the letters lel
>>692640490
>genderqueer
You are a man biologically, the rest is just "fucked up". You are a fucked up man. Congratulations
>>692646886
Was that not obvious?
>>692646768
>>692646768
You've been on /b/ since you were a baby? You must be the most gifted kid in your whole middle school!
>>692647023
Crows and pigeons are not angels. According to the bible, they're a whole different class than man or beast. Subject to a completely different set of retarded laws.
>>692641609
You are not otherkin, you just need to be locked in the psychiatric department of the research center for 30 years so we can learn something.
Prostate gland access is in the rear. Good for 2 things.
1) Arguing that taking it up the butt and liking it is just flat out science regardless if you thinks its gay or not.
2) Makes taking a dump that much more enjoyable. That's why men are in the bathroom so long.
>>692642989
Separation of the church and state means that your religion doesn't affect any affairs you have with the state. The law is the law even if your religion allows it, and that religion is not to be present in the educational sistem of public schools
>>692646848
100 posters...bump limit... m'k buddy
>>692646407
How come ?
>>692646198
Don't forget then complain about islam which spouts the same bullshit.
>>692647241
No, i woulda been 10 at the time :/
Go be retrodad somewhere else you fucking moran
>>692647192
Maybe it's only obvious if you've actually swallowed it...
>>692647317
Must be summer
>>692646957
Or that atheism is a religion. Maybe its not exactly on the mullet/ponytail/pompadour spectrum, but its still a valid way to present your head.
>>692647023
Fuck off, crow BITCH! PIGEON PRIDE, MUTHAFUCKA!!!
>>692647473
You should try it sometime. It'll change your life, being magic and all
>>692636741
Gonna need a harpoon chaingun for this problem.
>>692632906
>>692647407
>retrodad
Sure, kid. Have a great summer!
>>692644187
You're probalby one of those faggots that post selfies woth some emotional quote
>>692643922
kek'd, chek'd and lost.
>>692641931
Never caught those Unowns before, are they part of sun/moon?
>>692647673
Nah - then I'd be some kind of gay-queer-angelcockmonger and need a new pronoun.
>>692644788
I only see three that are correct; him, her and they. The rest are just made up.
>>692647344
it just is, there is no reason, straights are just as disgusting as gays.
>>692639273
Oh of course. Because thats the position of any theologian when science inevitably proves their shit wrong. "oh the bible didn't mean that literally." "oh the bible was wrong about the age of the earth but everything else is still valid." "yea forget that part where god commits genocide and endorses slavery, that part isnt pertaining to how god really acts." I mean its almost tiring at this point to hear what they can scrape from the bottom of the barrel
>>692648068
FUCK YOU NIGGER IM NOT A KID IM A GROWN ASS ADULT WITH MY OWN APARTMENT AND CAR
IM SO SICK OF YOU NIGGERS DISSING MY HARD EARNED MEMES WHILE YOU LAZE AROUND ON YOUR FORCED MEMES
CANT EVEN HAVE A NICE SUMMER OR TIME WHILE I WAIT FOR MY GAY GENDERQUEER GIRAFFE IDENTIFYING LIFE PARTNER SO I CAN TAKE IT UP THE ASS FROM ZIRS GENDERQUEER BODYPARTS
>>692644788
And people wonder why someone would shoot up a gay bar.
"We made some stupid shit up, you better respect us."
>>692646957
Well, actually it is. "What is your hairstyle? I'm bald. What is your sexuality? I'm asexual"
>>692648258
Don't get me wrong, anon. I don't buy into the bible. I think its all a load of horse shit and there is no god. But to make the argument "How can angels impregnate humans if horses can't?" is just stupid. If you read the bible, angels and horses are not in the same category. Its all a retarded argument, but you're not even thinking logically.
2 genders - male, female
3 pronoun families - masculine, feminine, neutral
Stop being a fucking retard. You're not a fox, a dog, a cat, shiny effervescent foil or an attack helicopter.
Genderfluid is what you wipe off your your genitals after sex.
>>692636741
I identify as a male.
Was born one, was raised as one, live as one and will die as one.
Why? Because that's how I chose to live after learning for myself who I am.
Am I sensitive as a woman? Yes.
Does that make me one? No.
I wear male clothes.
Why? They're comfortable and don't make me look crazy when I go out in public.
I could do this all day, but you get my point already.
>>692641931
>Agender: version 2
wat
>>692648568
Damn, son! Yo shit is TIGHT, nigga! Drop dem rhymes on a mixtape, boi - shit gonna be FIRE!
>>692646685
The priest does the cherry picking of the verses to read, and even gives a translation and his opinion on 'the word of God'.
You sit through this from the time they drown you in blessed dirty bath water, untill the time your parental figure can't drag you along anymore.
Why? So you don't go to hell for the rest of eternity, while currently the church goers shaming your parental figure for not forcing you along. [They must have failed somewhere]
Took my entire extended family reciting rosaries at my gmas funeral to realize how much of a cult it was.
Best part? They change up the crowd responses every year so they know who's been skipping.
>Peace be with you,
"and also with you"
>anyone who could hear turns with a glare like 'that was so 2 years ago'
>>692648085
i posted not a single selfie in my entire life
>>692648811
Exactly my point. Angels are in a different category - they do not have human DNA. Hence, viable hybrid offspring are unlikely.
>>692632906
>tfw gay and despise the lgb "community"
Reality is, it started out as a gay thing, then lesbians latched on along with transexuals.
Now it's being hijacked even more. Not like it was a good "movement" in the first place, though.
It's always been cancerous.
>>692636741
You know what's funny about this?
The fact that the women in the middle (taking the picture) had to ACTUALLY move back so the other two could wiggle in closer so that they would FIT in the picture.
TL;DR they're so morbidly obese that they LITERALLY need to organize themselves in order to take a fucking photo.
>>692648415
at first glance yes, they would appear correct, but if you do sum o dat feminist research you'd know that they is used for people with multiple personalities. Retarded i know.
>>692649683
So true. Used to be the GLB. Then lesbian feminists took over and were like "shit we do for ourselves totally helps you out and this isn't a power grab or nothing". Just like they're still doing.
I'm gay and have friends who ask me why I won't go to pride parades or participate in lgbt groups and all I can say is "you will never find a more rancid hive of a scum and villainy "
>>692649415
>bringing DNA into biblical politics
This is the fucking bible we're talking about, not biology class. Its all bullshit, you can't apply modern-day science to it. Angels can mate with humans because they are intelligent, transcendent beings (according to the bible).
>>692647310
nope. that's what people have taken it to mean, and it's a good view on it, but it's not what the statement was actually written about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_church_and_state_in_the_United_States
>>692649989
I'd rather not risk putting a gun to my temple.
I refuse to pander to the special snowflakes in this world. I already accept Lesbians, Gays, Bis and Trans. Fuck every last one of those attention-seeking little whores.
Genderfluid? Most like Genderstupid.
>>692650505
There's a word for that. Disestablishmentarianism.
>>692649989
Do you know how rare legitimate multiple personality disorder is? Though I suppose that's what makes it such an attractive disorder to pretend to have. The rarer your condition the more special the snowflake. Then suddenly it's not rare anymore and people who legitimately have it and need help get stigmatized as "oh, just another of those pretenders"
>>692647488
I been here almost a decade summer skum
>>692650862
This.
>>692650933
kek'd, chek' and rek'd.
>>692650571
what about a loner who just wants to earn a living, to be left alone and live his life.
>>692633006
>If you give them an inch, they want 8 more.
>>692650301
But Jesus said that angels CAN'T marry (Matthew 22:30).
>>692650862
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>>692651525
>marry
what does that have to do with fuckin
lmao. i'm a tranny and there are only two genders. man and woman for adults, boy and girl for children. there's male and female as the sexes, and intersex people who are genetic/hormonal mistakes. trans people either fit into male or female, not as their birth sex, but in trying to be the one they feel they should. a trans woman is biologically male without hormones, functionally female with hormones and surgery. if you're some kind of nonbinary snowflake or you think hormones and surgery are bullshit and you can still be a boy with D cups, fuck off tumblr bullshit. same if you don't pass or make no attempt at passing. if you're a stubbly dude in a dress and a shitty wig you can't be upset when people call you a dude. people say what they see.
trans stuff and gender stuff isn't fucking difficult. gendering people is automatic for most people. tumblr bullshit over complicates things. most reactionary responses to it are way over the top. made up genders, pronouns and flags are bullshit. the term 'queer' can fuck off too
>>692651785
in biblical times "marriage" was another term used for fucking. when you marry two parts together you insert one into the other. it's a literal joining of two people. Which is why sex outside of 'wedlock' was so bad, you were at that point considered to be married to two different people.
>>692637819
Damn. I would kill myself.
>>692632906
It's 6 letters, and only 6 letters. all that non binary gender fluid shit can fuck off
LGBTQU
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transexual, Questioning (For those that feel non-straight but are still trying to self-explore and determine if they're gay or not) and Ally (those who aren't gay but support people who are)
>>692652767
ok but what does the U mean???
