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Get in here guise, poorly described games pt. II.
>Third game in the series, only one you need to play
>blood and gore
>diverse combat
>fucking huge all around
>guy you play as is daddy as fuck
>fire, shield, calm, slow down, force push
>>692613361
You start. Eventually someone wins.
>Be dude
>dude has to rescue magical purple balls
>dude spends most of the game chasing edfy magician fag that stirs up shit.
>>692613361
Fable 3?
>Shitty movie parodies
>Bricks
>pale ass bitch tells you you're fucking fat
>relatable protaganist
>>692613361
The Witcher?
>>692614058
portal
>>692613642
What
>>692613651
I vaguely know what youre talking about maybe?
>>692613945
nah
>>692614053
stumped
>>692614058
not sure
>>692614236
Nope.
>>692614207
Ding
I havent been able to stop playing
>>692614236
lol
>>692614058
Hint:
>Nintendo exclusive
>>692613361
God of War 3??
>>692614489
portal 2
>be mouse
>trap cats with blocks
>cats turn into cheese
>eat cheese
Impossible mode
>>692613361
Aww you used my picture too :')
>>692614638
Really nigga, are you even trying?
>>692614711
love that game
that and chips challenge
>>692614765
Ily anon
>>692614053
Lego ?
>>692613361
Bioshock?
testing
>does this work
>or is this better
see
>have two main Pokemon
>loli follows you around
>Celebi
>Get multiple weapons and supports
>Number 10
>Best friend dies
>6 main characters
>shoot ayy lmaos
>only 1 main character is alive at the end
>Weird haircuts
>Everybody's a criminal
>Finger point
>>692615142
gta
>>692614957
Yep.
>>692614058
Throwing in the towel, nobody's gonna get it.
It's WiiFit.
>>692615142
Runescape?
>You are in runaterra
>You are a champion
>You entre the league of the legends to avoid wars
>You are in the league of the legends against other Champios
>Win if you destroy enemy nexus
>FUCKING DUMB GAME NEVER ENDS CUZ IS A STUPID MOBA
>hint: is not heros of the storm
>>692615250
smite
>>692615192
No
>>692615240
Nope
>>692615250
DOTA 2
>Big ass city
>Henchmen pour in from all sides
>Ninja chicks and Dominatrix's appear
>Cops sometimes roll up and AT4 bad dudes
>Entire level devoted to an elevator
>"Wanna be my right hand man?"
>be a bear and bird named banjo/ kazooie
>collect musical notes
>defeat a witch
>explore different worlds
>banjo kazooie
>>692615250
dota
>>692615380
StarFox Adventures
>>692615380
Tooi adn vanjoo
>>692615380
Crash Bandicoot.
>>692615380
Sonic Adventure 2
eat everything
find a sword, stop eating
kill a vampire on the moon
>be Super Mario
>on Nintendo 64
>half american half chinese cop
>get revenge on russian guy/korean guy
>snoop dogg
>>692615579
Kirby)?
>>692615598
mmmm... Mario Kart?
>>692615598
Mario Kart 64
>>692615627
Sleeping dogs?
>>692615380
call of duty
>>692615627
True crime streets of la?
>scream at lizards
>>692615793
close
>>692615888
Skyrim
>>692615734
>>692615737
You guys are my heroes. Yes.
>>692615861
yes
>>692615954
yeah even that was too obvious
>kidnap little girls
>kill girls
>shoot ppl
>die
>>692616044
Those trips though
>skateboarding
>more fun to jump off cliffs
>>692616070
Bioshock
>>692616070
Hatred? idk about the little girls part
>>692616107
Thanks babe ;)
>soccer/football
>cars
>EA GAMES (Challange everything)
>Racing game
>Glory from 2000-2005
>>692616131
yep
>>692616181
No problem qt3.14 ;)
>>692616208
any shit sports game
>>692616226
Burnout?
>>692616208
League of Starships
>drive cars
>weapons on cars
>op ufo after completion
>lla kcolnu
>>692616226
Need for Speed?
>>692613361
Cool Taipei, Taiwan picture.
>>692613361
>Lose your girlfriend
>Lose your shit
>Kill russians
>>692616384
Hotline Miami?
>RIMBUK
>only game in franchise to have vehicles in multiplayer
>"recon plane"
>distant future apocalypse
>99.9% women dead
>convert enemies with electricity
>nuke deployed
>hat
>apprentice in shorts
>>692616286
That was from Criterion, before EA fucked it by buying them and killing them
>>692616308
Especifically Underground, but yea
>>692615105
DEAD SPACE
>cyka blyat
>>692616226
Need for speed
>>692616208
Rocket league
>>692616521
Underground was the best racing game ever, followed only by NFS: Hot Pursuit.
>>692616541
nope
>>692613361
>low wage worker
>cameras
>bear
>pewdiepie
>Five Nights at Freddy's
>also yellow bird
>scary
>>692616208
Rocket League?
>>692616600
Csgo
>>692616600
csgo
>>692616302
Vigilante 8
>>692616490
LISA?
>most underrated shooter on original xbox
>delves into a deeper and darker part of the Star wars universe
>actually pretty fucking creepy at some parts but could also be tough and make you feel like a badass
>easily control your squad
>FUCK YOU YODA
>>692616670
Custom design 4 u
>>692616641
yez
>>692616478
Call of Duty: World at War
>>692616490
Nope
>>692616678
Amnesia?
>>692616721
YES!
>>692616786
si señor
>>692616730
Nope
>>692616739
>FUCK YOU YODA
Damn it. Thought it was Soul Calibur
>nignog
>unbeatable train mission
>sister is getting nailed by a latino
>cluckin bell
>horse armor
>cousin
>bowling
>>692616931
LOL
I actually love SC
>>692616847
BASS QUAKE
>>692613361
>burn prograde
>fuck
>F9
>>692616934
san mandreas
>>692617055
Easy
>>692616976
roblox
>get on your tank and save your pet frog.
>>692616934
Vice City?
>aliens vs humans
>war of the worlds alien vehicle
>wierd hover boards
>Redeemer
>"boom shakalaka"
>>692613361
>a q p
> w
>>692617163
>Redeemer
UNREAL. That shit was awesome.
>be an article of clothing
>different balls
>entire game is an acid trip
>>692616449
Yeas
>>692617121
not even lol
>korea invades U.S.
>worst feeling fps multiplayer
>>692615627
Watch Dogs?
>Best of its franchise
>Only one map you played
>Medic!!
>AK mags glued together
>"Start fighting or I'll find soldiers who can"
>>692613361
>GOAT
>Masterpiece
>the plant did it
>sp00ky scary ...
>Be a nice blob of happiness
>Niggers come destroy your world AGAIN with bad, edgy music
>Sing ur happy song to win
>hats on fire
>>692617217
Yup
Multiplayer was great
>Enchanted stuffed animal
>Spell book
>Jrpg
>>692617322
>>692617322
checked
>>692617332
Undertale
Get out, fag, your game is shit
>>692617338
Loco Roco?
>>692615078
Fire emblem radiant dawn
>>692617292
Homefront?
>>692617400
if its so shit then how'd you know it was undertale
>>692617400
nigger
>camera
>jello pudding
>>692617387
The Last Mimzy
>>692617401
Not
Very close though
Night of the Living Plastic.
For anyone who immediately thinks of like thirty games, the above describes one of them more than the others. Think caves.
>>692613361
Obviously Witcher 3
>>692617440
correct
>>692616976
What is it
>>692615250
Sins of a dark age?
Man i miss that game!
>>692617428
Nope. But it's from a Nintendo console
>>692617500
Bill Cosby Fun Game
>>692617548
>AGAIN
LocoRoco 2 then?
>>692617560
You'd be surprised it went over a few people's heads. Fucking 10/10 game.
>>692615380
yooka-laylee
>>692617587
heheheh
>>692617572
TES Oblivion
>>692615105
XCOM, when your playing shit
>asian fag
>gotta go fast
>>692617387
The Binding of Isaac
>>692617504
What fuckin book
>>692617007
Gta4
>>692617662
Ughhhhh damnit
>>692615627
Shenmue?
>control fleet of military vehicles
>turn based
>compete against psychopaths
Hard mode
>first person
>be robot
>be tested
>fucking puzzles
>carry blocks, open doors
>>692617747
Civ 5?
>>692615105
here's a hint:
>noble
>>692617823
Portal 2 multiplayer?
>>692617706
Nope
>Be scientist
>Late for work
>Long ass train ride
>Everyone you talk to is either mad or happy to see you
>Throw crystal into giant beam
>Shit nigger
>Everyone dead/dying/stranded
>Aliens start pouring in
>Military comes in to clean up the mess
>Starts killing scientists
>Make your way across massive expanse of facilities to get to the Lambda Complex
>Fighting aliens, soldiers and black ops assassins
>Teleport to alien world
>Fight armies of aliens
>Kill giant fetus whose head opens up and you shoot it in the brain
>Some creepy guy you kept seeing throughout the game kidnaps you
>>692618198
far cry primal
>>692618198
black flag
>>692618198
>Too many clues
>Lambda Complex
Half life?
>>692618198
#3 never the game
>>692617697
It's mirror's edge
>>692615105
Halo: Reach
>You play me in your living room
>I'm the game to end all friendships
>Some of my weapons leave player's blue with rage.
>>692618537
thank you
>>692618551
monopoly?
>hipster nigger
>hacking
>steal cars
>shoot innocent humans
>>692618627
I'm afraid not
>Angry bloke
>I knew him in the academy??
>fuck it lets go
>Political scandals
>shaves his head bald
>beer in the sunset
>Everything is fucking weird
>Tripy as fuck
>I think i have to kill everything to progress
>Suicide.
>obama's son
>hang out with two old white men
>crime stuff
>>692618571
I cried when the tech bitch became sniped
>>692618551
Mario kart?
>>692618673
watchdog easy as fuck
>>692618990
GTAV
>>692618947
Hotline miami?
>>692618068
Nope
>>692619056
Nope
>WOOOHOOO!
>AYEEEEEEE!
>COOKLE DOODLE DOO!
>GOOD MORNING!
>>692619013
Winner
>>692618994
me too, but idk why her shields weren't up
>My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>692619259
gaytred
>makes postman quit
>Yah!
>cheeki breeki
>>692617176
NBA Jam?
>SWISS CHEESE!
>>692619151
Ah it's superhot, one of the two>>692618947
>>692619259
I can't tell whether Hatred is the shit or is shit
>>692619387
It's neither
>THIS IS THE END!
>I'M THE COOLEST
>>692617632
Yes
I dunno what happened but I couldnt answer earlier
>try to get rid of dog.
>can't get rid of dog
>>692617044
Ksp
>>692619471
>>692618947
You've confused me. Undertale?
>wake up
>gf unconscious
>jesus says to kill a bunch of big dudes
>bmw m3 gtr
>be hunter
>kill 20 people
...
>die
>VER VER VER VEG
>VF1
>Mage dies
>WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?!
>Characters with severe case of jaundice
>Drive around until you crash
>we've been on TV forever
>>692619517
not in this discussion but i couldn't post either for some time
>Did they have to make another game this similar this fast
>Superpowers are worse
>Normal powers are worse too
>Seriously Variety < Quality
>When both are shit its even worse
>Eat absolutely everything
>>692619556
Nope, it's Yume Nikki
>>692617823
The talos principle?
>learn some Kung fu
>kill some guy in a fedora
>eat pork buns
>>692619693
Ah that's why I didn't get it. Fuck off weeb
>>692619693
No faggot, this is Angry birds
>be black edgelord
>MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>g2gfast
>run away from giant-headed purple demon
>spoopy
>>692619750
yep
>>692619770
Can't help your shit taste faggot
>>692618673
Watchdogs 2
>shoulder dicks that eat people
>be Italian
>throw a Monkey around
>>692619811
Ao Oni?
>Welcome to claymation hell
>Plays like a mobile game on big console wtf
>>692619811
Ao Oni no shit
>best friend dies
>deal with it in stages
>>692620017
All console games
1
>get hat
>bend reality
2
>get tattoo
>start tripping
>seppuku
>question if anything really happened
3
>get video game
>enter the matrix
>an hero
>>692619811
It's blue though?
>>692619782
Seneca?
Here's mine:
You play with dolls
Make a dollhouse
Make your dolls miserable
Get bored of it and uninstall it only to install it again after a few weeks
>>692620123
Sims
>>692616739
republic commando was the shit
>>692616976
Oblivion?
>Old af side scroller
>You have a piece of jewelry that lets you use enemies to your advantage.
>You wake up at the end of both games
>play as darkskin fellow
>meet founding fathers
>kill redcoats
>>692616678
is it five nights at freddy's?
>>692619650
Kirby
>>692620426
Yes
>>692620163
You got it mang
Here's a harder one
>Be soulja boi
>Have big nigga friend
>Robot niggas pretend to be humans
>Robot niggas infiltrate politics
>"u gotta kill nigga robots or world ded. We assembled you a team."
>team is diversity.jpg
>cutie asin waifu in team
>"imma wife dat bitch"
>shoot nigga rowboats
>waifu is rowboat
>decide time: kill waifu or let go
>>692620557
Binary Domain gg ez
>>692613642
pong
>>692619782
shadow the edgehog
>>692620635
You're either good or I suck at this
You got it mang
>>692620778
>asian waifu in team
>waifu is rowboat
ez as pie if you played it
>vin diesel
>space prison
>Its a fuckin movie
>allways rainint
Hard mode
>>692621215
JAAAAASON
>>692613642
Sumotori Dreams?
>>692620368
AC 3
>>692621322
nop
>>692621215
David Cage garbage
>>692621215
SHAAWN
>>692621349
Yep
>>692616449
Am sori dat wud be hawtline maiami tuu though, becaouze there ees naw seen of garlfrieund lousing in juan
>>692614711
Rodent's Revenge.
>>692614053
Which Lego Movie game are you talking about?
>>692613361
Witcher 3?
>>692620368
AssCreed 3?
>be little girl
>dad left you with a huge debt
>tiny fairy comes to collect debt
>awshitnigga gotta OPEN A SHOP
>Jew everone, I mean it.
>>692621083
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK: ESCAPE FROM BUTCHER BAY
Vin Diesel is a hella legit game designer.
>be rat
>kill cat
>>692620099
Since nobody has worked them out:
Fez
Mark of the Ninja
SuperHot
>>692621915
Good Rats
>play as mafia boy
>hentai demon arms
>>692617463
He had to play it to know it's shit.
I don't think it's shit though, fight me. Just too many people obsessed with it kind of washed it out.
>join server
>get mugged
>get banned by an admin
>repeat
>>692622375
Literally every DarkRP server
>>692613361
Bioshock infinite
>>692622485
Correctomundo my good sir.
>>692615380
Sonic '06
>>692622166
correcto bismol
>>692617345
Team Fortress 2
>New York
>Vector
>BK
>Fun Zone
>Game is weeb as fuck
>Story book type setting and story
>Remake was made recently
>>692622873
call of duty
>>692622788
The Division
>throw bubbles
>upgrade to colored bubbles
>find music boxes, get money
>fuck night time
>catch bees
>Farming
>kissing wife 500 times every morning cuz ur beta
>accidently buying more shit than you need
You're a chef who steps all over his food
>>692622873
final fantasy 7?
>>692623103
Stardew valley
>>692623194
call of duty
>>692622944
>>692622788
>>692622577
>>692622166
>>692621911
>>692621366
>>692621322
>>692620377
>>692620099
>>692619844
>>692619811
>>692619222
>>692618311
>>692617633
>>692617500
>>692617400
>>692617322
>>692617255
>>692617055
>>692617044
>>692616766
>>692616600
>>692616044
>>692615888
>>692615400
>>692615344
>>692614999
>>692614711
>>692614277
>>692614244
Holy shit, three pairs of trips
Get thread confirmed
>>692623197
Nope. And I don't think the FF7 remake is out yet, but I could be wrong
>>692623295
nope
>space cat
>brings a piece of metal around
>fight alien race
>>692623420
call of duty infinite warfare
Bump
>>692615380
Banjo and Kazooie
Bump
>>692619896
Darkness 2
>chicken hat
