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Get in here guise, poorly described games pt. II.

>Third game in the series, only one you need to play
>blood and gore
>diverse combat
>fucking huge all around
>guy you play as is daddy as fuck
>fire, shield, calm, slow down, force push
>>
>>692613361
You start. Eventually someone wins.
>>
>Be dude
>dude has to rescue magical purple balls
>dude spends most of the game chasing edfy magician fag that stirs up shit.
>>
>>692613361
Fable 3?
>>
>Shitty movie parodies
>Bricks
>>
>pale ass bitch tells you you're fucking fat
>relatable protaganist
>>
>>692613361
The Witcher?
>>
>>692614058
portal
>>
>>692613642
What
>>692613651
I vaguely know what youre talking about maybe?
>>692613945
nah
>>692614053
stumped
>>692614058
not sure
>>
>>692614236
Nope.
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>>692614207
Ding

I havent been able to stop playing
>>
>>692614236
lol
>>
>>692614058
Hint:
>Nintendo exclusive
>>
>>692613361
God of War 3??
>>
>>692614489
portal 2
>>
>be mouse
>trap cats with blocks
>cats turn into cheese
>eat cheese

Impossible mode
>>
>>692613361
Aww you used my picture too :')
>>
>>692614638
Really nigga, are you even trying?
>>
>>692614711
love that game
that and chips challenge
>>
>>692614765
Ily anon
>>
>>692614053
Lego ?
>>
>>692613361
Bioshock?
>>
testing
>does this work

>or is this better

see
>>
>>692614925
<3
>>
>have two main Pokemon
>loli follows you around
>Celebi
>>
>Get multiple weapons and supports
>Number 10
>Best friend dies
>>
>6 main characters
>shoot ayy lmaos
>only 1 main character is alive at the end
>>
>Weird haircuts
>Everybody's a criminal
>Finger point
>>
>>692615142
gta
>>
>>692614957
Yep.
>>
>>692614058
Throwing in the towel, nobody's gonna get it.

It's WiiFit.
>>
>>692615142
Runescape?
>>
>You are in runaterra
>You are a champion
>You entre the league of the legends to avoid wars
>You are in the league of the legends against other Champios
>Win if you destroy enemy nexus
>FUCKING DUMB GAME NEVER ENDS CUZ IS A STUPID MOBA
>hint: is not heros of the storm
>>
>>692615250
smite
>>
>>692615192
No
>>692615240
Nope
>>
>>692615250
DOTA 2
>>
>Big ass city
>Henchmen pour in from all sides
>Ninja chicks and Dominatrix's appear
>Cops sometimes roll up and AT4 bad dudes
>Entire level devoted to an elevator
>"Wanna be my right hand man?"
>>
>be a bear and bird named banjo/ kazooie
>collect musical notes
>defeat a witch
>explore different worlds
>banjo kazooie
>>
>>692615250
dota
>>
>>692615380
StarFox Adventures
>>
>>692615380
Tooi adn vanjoo
>>
>>692615380
Crash Bandicoot.
>>
>>692615380
Sonic Adventure 2
>>
eat everything
find a sword, stop eating
kill a vampire on the moon
>>
>be Super Mario
>on Nintendo 64
>>
>half american half chinese cop
>get revenge on russian guy/korean guy
>snoop dogg
>>
>>692615579
Kirby)?
>>
>>692615598
mmmm... Mario Kart?
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>>692615598
Mario Kart 64
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>>692615627
Sleeping dogs?
>>
>>692615380
call of duty
>>
>>692615627
True crime streets of la?
>>
>scream at lizards
>>
>>692615793
close
>>
>>692615888
Skyrim
>>
>>692615734
>>692615737
You guys are my heroes. Yes.
>>
>>692615861
yes
>>
>>692615954
yeah even that was too obvious
>>
>kidnap little girls
>kill girls
>shoot ppl
>die
>>
>>692616044
Those trips though
>>
>skateboarding
>more fun to jump off cliffs
>>
>>692616070
Bioshock
>>
>>692616070
Hatred? idk about the little girls part
>>
>>692616107
Thanks babe ;)
>>
>soccer/football
>cars
>>
>EA GAMES (Challange everything)
>Racing game
>Glory from 2000-2005
>>
>>692616131
yep
>>
>>692616181
No problem qt3.14 ;)
>>
>>692616208
any shit sports game
>>692616226
Burnout?
>>
>>692616208
League of Starships
>>
>drive cars
>weapons on cars
>op ufo after completion
>lla kcolnu
>>
>>692616226
Need for Speed?
>>
>>692613361
Cool Taipei, Taiwan picture.
>>
>>692613361
>Lose your girlfriend
>Lose your shit
>Kill russians
>>
>>692616384
Hotline Miami?
>>
>RIMBUK
>>
>only game in franchise to have vehicles in multiplayer
>"recon plane"
>>
>distant future apocalypse
>99.9% women dead
>convert enemies with electricity
>nuke deployed
>>
>hat
>apprentice in shorts
>>
>>692616286
That was from Criterion, before EA fucked it by buying them and killing them

>>692616308
Especifically Underground, but yea
>>
>>692615105
DEAD SPACE
>>
>cyka blyat
>>
>>692616226
Need for speed
>>
>>692616208
Rocket league
>>
>>692616521
Underground was the best racing game ever, followed only by NFS: Hot Pursuit.
>>
>>692616541
nope
>>
>>692613361
>low wage worker
>cameras
>bear
>pewdiepie
>Five Nights at Freddy's
>also yellow bird
>scary
>>
>>692616208
Rocket League?
>>
>>692616600
Csgo
>>
>>692616600
csgo
>>
>>692616302
Vigilante 8
>>
>>692616490
LISA?
>>
>most underrated shooter on original xbox
>delves into a deeper and darker part of the Star wars universe
>actually pretty fucking creepy at some parts but could also be tough and make you feel like a badass
>easily control your squad
>FUCK YOU YODA
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>>692616670
Custom design 4 u
>>
>>692616641
yez
>>
>>692616478
Call of Duty: World at War
>>
>>692616490
Nope
>>
>>692616678
Amnesia?
>>
>>692616721
YES!
>>
>>692616326
Gg
>>
>>692616786
si seƱor
>>
>>692616730
Nope
>>
>>692616739
>FUCK YOU YODA
Damn it. Thought it was Soul Calibur
>>
>nignog
>unbeatable train mission
>sister is getting nailed by a latino
>cluckin bell
>>
>horse armor
>>
>cousin
>bowling
>>
>>692616931
LOL

I actually love SC
>>
>>692616847
BASS QUAKE
>>
>>692613361
>burn prograde
>fuck
>F9
>>
>>692616934
san mandreas
>>
>>692617055
Easy
>>
>>692616976
roblox
>>
>get on your tank and save your pet frog.
>>
>>692616934
Vice City?
>>
>aliens vs humans
>war of the worlds alien vehicle
>wierd hover boards
>Redeemer
>>
>"boom shakalaka"
>>
>>692613361
>a q p
> w
>>
>>692617163
>Redeemer

UNREAL. That shit was awesome.
>>
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>be an article of clothing
>different balls
>entire game is an acid trip
>>
>>692616449
Yeas
>>
>>692617121
not even lol
>>
>korea invades U.S.
>worst feeling fps multiplayer
>>
>>692615627
Watch Dogs?
>>
>Best of its franchise
>Only one map you played
>Medic!!
>AK mags glued together
>"Start fighting or I'll find soldiers who can"
>>
>>692613361
>GOAT
>Masterpiece
>the plant did it
>sp00ky scary ...
>>
>Be a nice blob of happiness
>Niggers come destroy your world AGAIN with bad, edgy music
>Sing ur happy song to win
>>
>hats on fire
>>
>>692617217
Yup
Multiplayer was great
>>
>Enchanted stuffed animal
>Spell book
>Jrpg
>>
>>692617322
>>692617322
checked
>>
>>692617332
Undertale

Get out, fag, your game is shit
>>
>>692617338
Loco Roco?
>>
>>692615078
Fire emblem radiant dawn
>>
>>692617292
Homefront?
>>
>>692617400
if its so shit then how'd you know it was undertale
>>
>>692617400
nigger
>>
>camera
>jello pudding
>>
>>692617387
The Last Mimzy
>>
>>692617401
Not

Very close though
>>
Night of the Living Plastic.
For anyone who immediately thinks of like thirty games, the above describes one of them more than the others. Think caves.
>>
>>692613361
Obviously Witcher 3
>>
>>692617440
correct
>>
>>692616976
What is it
>>
>>692615250
Sins of a dark age?
Man i miss that game!
>>
>>692617428
Nope. But it's from a Nintendo console
>>
>>692617500
Bill Cosby Fun Game
>>
>>692617504
No
>>
>>692617548
>AGAIN
LocoRoco 2 then?
>>
>>692617560
You'd be surprised it went over a few people's heads. Fucking 10/10 game.
>>
>>692615380
yooka-laylee
>>
>>692617587
heheheh
>>
>>692617572
TES Oblivion
>>
>>692615105
XCOM, when your playing shit
>>
>asian fag
>gotta go fast
>>
>>692617387
The Binding of Isaac
>>692617504
What fuckin book
>>
>>692617007
Gta4
>>
>>692617662
Ughhhhh damnit
>>
>>692615627
Shenmue?
>>
>control fleet of military vehicles
>turn based
>compete against psychopaths

Hard mode
>>
>first person
>be robot
>be tested
>fucking puzzles
>carry blocks, open doors
>>
>>692617747
Civ 5?
>>
>>692615105
here's a hint:
>noble
>>
>>692617823
Portal 2 multiplayer?
>>
>>692617706
Nope
>>
>Be scientist
>Late for work
>Long ass train ride
>Everyone you talk to is either mad or happy to see you
>Throw crystal into giant beam
>Shit nigger
>Everyone dead/dying/stranded
>Aliens start pouring in
>Military comes in to clean up the mess
>Starts killing scientists
>Make your way across massive expanse of facilities to get to the Lambda Complex
>Fighting aliens, soldiers and black ops assassins
>Teleport to alien world
>Fight armies of aliens
>Kill giant fetus whose head opens up and you shoot it in the brain
>Some creepy guy you kept seeing throughout the game kidnaps you
>>
>>692618198
far cry primal
>>
>>692618198
black flag
>>
>>692618198
>Too many clues
>Lambda Complex
Half life?
>>
>>692618198
#3 never the game
>>
>>692617697
It's mirror's edge
>>
>>692615105
Halo: Reach
>>
>You play me in your living room
>I'm the game to end all friendships
>Some of my weapons leave player's blue with rage.
>>
>>692618537
thank you
>>
>>692618551
monopoly?
>>
>hipster nigger
>hacking
>steal cars
>shoot innocent humans
>>
>>692618627
I'm afraid not
>>
>Angry bloke
>I knew him in the academy??
>fuck it lets go
>Political scandals
>shaves his head bald
>beer in the sunset
>>
>Everything is fucking weird
>Tripy as fuck
>I think i have to kill everything to progress
>Suicide.
>>
>obama's son
>hang out with two old white men
>crime stuff
>>
>>692618571
I cried when the tech bitch became sniped
>>
>>692618551

Mario kart?
>>
>>692618673
watchdog easy as fuck
>>
>>692618990
GTAV
>>
>>692618947
Hotline miami?
>>
>>692618068
Nope
>>
>>692619056

Nope
>>
>WOOOHOOO!
>AYEEEEEEE!
>COOKLE DOODLE DOO!
>GOOD MORNING!
>>
>>692619013
Winner
>>
>>692618994
me too, but idk why her shields weren't up
>>
>My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>
>>692619259
gaytred
>>
>makes postman quit
>Yah!
>>
>cheeki breeki
>>
>>692617176
NBA Jam?
>>
>SWISS CHEESE!
>>
>>692619151
Ah it's superhot, one of the two>>692618947
>>
>>692619259

I can't tell whether Hatred is the shit or is shit
>>
>>692619387

It's neither
>>
>THIS IS THE END!
>I'M THE COOLEST
>>
>>692617632
Yes

I dunno what happened but I couldnt answer earlier
>>
>try to get rid of dog.
>can't get rid of dog
>>
>>692617044
Ksp
>>
>>692619471
>>692618947
You've confused me. Undertale?
>>
>wake up
>gf unconscious
>jesus says to kill a bunch of big dudes
>>
>bmw m3 gtr
>>
>be hunter
>kill 20 people
...
>die
>VER VER VER VEG
>VF1
>Mage dies
>WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?!
>>
>Characters with severe case of jaundice
>Drive around until you crash
>we've been on TV forever
>>
>>692619517
not in this discussion but i couldn't post either for some time
>>
>Did they have to make another game this similar this fast
>Superpowers are worse
>Normal powers are worse too
>Seriously Variety < Quality
>When both are shit its even worse
>Eat absolutely everything
>>
>>692619556
Nope, it's Yume Nikki
>>
>>692617823
The talos principle?
>>
>learn some Kung fu
>kill some guy in a fedora
>eat pork buns
>>
>>692619693
Ah that's why I didn't get it. Fuck off weeb
>>
>>692619693
No faggot, this is Angry birds
>>
>be black edgelord
>MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>g2gfast
>>
>run away from giant-headed purple demon
>spoopy
>>
>>692619750
yep
>>
>>692619770
Can't help your shit taste faggot
>>
>>692618673
Watchdogs 2
>>
>shoulder dicks that eat people
>be Italian
>throw a Monkey around
>>
>>692619811
Ao Oni?
>>
>Welcome to claymation hell
>Plays like a mobile game on big console wtf
>>
>>692619811
Ao Oni no shit
>>
>best friend dies
>deal with it in stages
>>
>>692620017
All console games
>>
1
>get hat
>bend reality

2
>get tattoo
>start tripping
>seppuku
>question if anything really happened

3
>get video game
>enter the matrix
>an hero
>>
>>692619811
It's blue though?
>>
>>692619782
Seneca?

Here's mine:
You play with dolls
Make a dollhouse
Make your dolls miserable
Get bored of it and uninstall it only to install it again after a few weeks
>>
>>692620123
Sims
>>
>>692619990
>>692620023
yeah
>>
>>692616739
republic commando was the shit
>>
>>692620098
No
>>
>>692616976
Oblivion?
>>
>Old af side scroller
>You have a piece of jewelry that lets you use enemies to your advantage.
>You wake up at the end of both games
>>
>>692619782
>>692619484
>>
>play as darkskin fellow
>meet founding fathers
>kill redcoats
>>
>>692616678
is it five nights at freddy's?
>>
>>692620123
No
>>
>>692619650
Kirby
>>
>>692620426
Yes
>>
>>692620163
You got it mang

Here's a harder one
>Be soulja boi
>Have big nigga friend
>Robot niggas pretend to be humans
>Robot niggas infiltrate politics
>"u gotta kill nigga robots or world ded. We assembled you a team."
>team is diversity.jpg
>cutie asin waifu in team
>"imma wife dat bitch"
>shoot nigga rowboats
>waifu is rowboat
>decide time: kill waifu or let go
>>
>>692620557
Binary Domain gg ez
>>
>>692613642
pong
>>
>>692619782
shadow the edgehog
>>
>>692620635
You're either good or I suck at this
You got it mang
>>
>>692620778
>asian waifu in team
>waifu is rowboat
ez as pie if you played it
>>
>vin diesel
>space prison
>>
>Its a fuckin movie
>allways rainint
Hard mode
>>
>>692621215
JAAAAASON
>>
>>692613642
Sumotori Dreams?
>>
>>692620368
AC 3
>>
>>692621322
nop
>>
>>692621215
David Cage garbage
>>
>>692621215
SHAAWN
>>
>>692621349
Yep
>>
>>692616449
Am sori dat wud be hawtline maiami tuu though, becaouze there ees naw seen of garlfrieund lousing in juan
>>
>>692614711
Rodent's Revenge.

>>692614053
Which Lego Movie game are you talking about?

>>692613361
Witcher 3?

>>692620368
AssCreed 3?


>be little girl
>dad left you with a huge debt
>tiny fairy comes to collect debt
>awshitnigga gotta OPEN A SHOP
>Jew everone, I mean it.
>>
>>692621083
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK: ESCAPE FROM BUTCHER BAY

Vin Diesel is a hella legit game designer.
>>
>be rat
>kill cat
>>
>>692620099
Since nobody has worked them out:
Fez
Mark of the Ninja
SuperHot
>>
>>692621915
Good Rats
>>
>play as mafia boy
>hentai demon arms
>>
>>692617463
He had to play it to know it's shit.
I don't think it's shit though, fight me. Just too many people obsessed with it kind of washed it out.
>>
>join server
>get mugged
>get banned by an admin
>repeat
>>
>>692622375
Literally every DarkRP server
>>
>>692613361
Bioshock infinite
>>
>>692622485
Correctomundo my good sir.
>>
>>692615380
Sonic '06
>>
>>692622301
>>692619896
>>
>>692622166
correcto bismol
>>
>>692617345
Team Fortress 2
>>
>New York
>Vector
>BK
>Fun Zone
>>
>Game is weeb as fuck
>Story book type setting and story
>Remake was made recently
>>
>>692622873
call of duty
>>
>>692622788
The Division
>>
>throw bubbles
>upgrade to colored bubbles
>find music boxes, get money
>fuck night time
>catch bees
>>
>Farming
>kissing wife 500 times every morning cuz ur beta
>accidently buying more shit than you need
>>
You're a chef who steps all over his food
>>
>>692622873
final fantasy 7?
>>
>>692623103
Stardew valley
>>
>>692623194
call of duty
>>
>>692623197
Nope. And I don't think the FF7 remake is out yet, but I could be wrong
>>
>>692623295
nope
>>
>space cat
>brings a piece of metal around
>fight alien race
>>
>>692623420
call of duty infinite warfare
>>
Bump
>>
>>692615380
Banjo and Kazooie
>>
Bump
>>
>>692619896
Darkness 2
>>
>chicken hat
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