Drunk thread. Chat thread. Relax thread. Post what's on
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Drunk thread.
Chat thread.
Relax thread.
Post what's on your mind.
>>692580866
if you're drunk show us your nipples
>>692581547
I'm a fat hairy dude, I doubt you'd want to see them.
>>692581707
I live for that. skinny twigs are only good for making s'mores
>>692580866
I really hate niggers
I quit drinking for the summer and I'm going insane /b/ros. How do you guys relieve stress/relax?
>>692582528
too lazy to post tits tbh fam.
Hey im just chilling with friends, how bout you?
>>692580866
>>692582902
Me too.
>>692583300
I have no friends fam :(
>>692583352
>>692583352
Ill be your friend
hey, mind if I sit in?
>>692583778
Come have a drink pal
>>692583922
don't mind if I do~
what's goin' on, what town's that down there?
>>692584080
Drinking some cheap ass wine About to hit the club, just relaxing after studiyng all week.
How bout you? HOW you doing?
>>692584080
Im in Córdoba argentina, so excuse my english
>>692584555
ME is doing well, playing up some games, getting smashed on 211, watching Blazing Saddles.. bliss <3
>>692584615
you're good, buddy. how's the weather in Cordoba?
>>692583145
By drinking
>>692584891
heyyo mister! I always miss you by 1 or 2 minutes but this time I finally met you! hey!
>>692584891
Kids cold haha
Great for you, i had my computer times to
My friends say hi
>>692585115
HAAAHAAHAA!! oh man, that's brutal..
Shit just got gay lmao
>>692585226
well hey there! nice to meetcha
>>692585273
what it is, kiddies! you guys stay outta trouble tonite
>>692580866
Deliver nipples. Me want nipples.
Had three Hennessy shots and two glasses of mummy's wine tonight.
Wine is fucking disgusting but I wanted a buzz while playing gta.
>>692585496
Wanted to write kinda, autocorrector
>>692585496
never actually drink any alcohol so what's a good starter drink? I usually just drink Arizona tea or water
>>692585880
Honey whiskey/rum shots are good. Not to bad on the throat compared to some heavy liqueurs.
>>692585776
aha! one mystery solved... tonite, on Sightings.
>>692585880
well, sweetened tea and bourbon go nicely together. I'm from the south, cold drinks on a hot day is par for the course this time of year
give me your thoughts on the drink white russian.
what can i do with jaeger, brandy, and jack daniels?
>>692586341
Heyhsvd a good night ma fella, c u next time m8 no h8 c u l8er
>>692586341
>>692586220
thanks mates! cheers!
>>692586453
Anything.....
>>692586341
HELLO MY BIG HAIRY FRIEND
I'd do anything to see beautiful Jackie again
>>692586524
yeah! kick some ass, buddy
>>692586599
of course~ time for more beer!!
>>692587020
HA HA HA!
HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>>692586599
Cheers mate. Drink responsibly with the heavier stuff.
>>692583519
Thanks fam. :)
>>692587321
You're the only thing on /b/ that brings me joy
>>692583145
Small amounts of pot
>>692587559
ohhh, come now.. I've gone pink!
besides, there's always those trap threads, right?
>>692587321
You are a beautiful bearded god sir.
>>692587158
I've still yet to see Steele in 40oz bottles. They sell 12 packs and a variety of 24oz around here (i fucking love the blackberry one), but I've never seen a 40.
>>692587857
he's the Talos of /b/
>>692583778
ay nickel
>>692585657
Gta drunk driving is the best. Drink a bottle of wine one night it's a more energetic type of drunk it's nice
sipping a cape cod after about 8 shots of premo potato juice mates, how do y'all fair this fine hot summer night?
>>692587872
ha! bearded, maybe!
>>692588013
they're economical as shit and plastic now, so's you can crush 'em. I like the blackberry one, but the lime one made me feel sick..
>>692588066
Talos?
>>692588121
'eyyyy!
>>692588173
I got lost doing that once and went on a drunk wander, got in fights, shot a guy.. bro, meta as fuck, bro
Good evening my fellow /b/ros
>>692588541
well I'm out time to fap. wish you all good vibes and good drinks!
>>692588319
..like vodka, yeah? not like actual potato juice, I'd imagine~
doing great, got the nite off, getting my hat shattered, playing Guns Gore and Cannolli on steam
>>692588788
Hey before i go just please tip fedora for me
>>692588787
and wherever you go, may fortune follow!
>>692588541
Yeah I see plastic 40s all the time, the store where I usually get my beer from has a huge selection of pretty much anything, just not Steele 40s lol
>>692588956
before I go, oh great bearded God, I need some music! shoot me one of your holy links almighty beard God!
>>692588937
hang on.. there, did I get it?
>>692588788
nice ,been playing witcher 3
great so far
watching hell on wheels with the bf, and yeah stoli vodka not actual potato juice
reckon that d be gut rot stuff
>>692588541
nice to finally meet you. and the blackberry steel reserve is tasty for cheap swill but the dyes turn my shit green. for real. every time
>>692589118
lol nice
>>692589118
You did m'sir
>>692589154
lol nice
>>692588965
I love plenty other, tastier things, but this is my getting totally shithoused recipe~
>>692589102
You got it, baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8lkn0WKfA
>>692589118
was really hoping he'd tip it so i can use it on /sp/ later
>>692589128
aww man, my buddy jerry is in LOVE with that series, says there's an extra special gift awaiting good players in Blood and Wine
mm! stoli~
>>692589154
the pineapple and spiked punch are good too, but the sugar gives me a hangover.
used to drink 4Lokos when they came out, like a douche, with my friend O'hara, but they were puke potion for sure
>>692589463
its true. and blackberry steel reserve is a reddish color. I thought my colon was staging a coup d'etat until i googled it
Killing a bottle of cheap red wine, waiting for adult swim to finish its block of Seth Macfarlane crap.
>>692589546
fuck you, seagal. Go touch the buddha nature somewhere else!!
>>692589879
more like a prostate police action!
I woke up at midnight, so my day's pretty much fucked
My house burned down last week
>>692589982
Nice chubby fingers daddy
You must be drawning in pussy
>>692589806
befriend a redneck and drink some authentic apple pie moonshine. It is the best tasting highly potent drink on the planet. 100 proof and tastes like someone put a fucking apple pie in a juicer.
>>692590084
And how did that come to happen? You got my curiosity now anon
>>692589952
I heard the anvil in the roommates room yonder, she must be watching it. I miss Harvey Birdman and all that good shit.
guess I'm taking over the thread, so let's get to DANCIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
>>692589806
it is a fun game
drinking is fun till he cant perk up when i feel like slurming his worm though damnit cant even get his peen or semen
>>692580866
Tits bread
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692589982
can u shout me out you look like a nice dude
>>692590218
Weekdays, I get up at about 6 to get to work by 7. After, I usually sleep for an hour or three, then do whatever until about midnight, sleep, repeat. On weekends, I'll stay up late and sleep in late. Today, I painted part of my house after work and had to do some other stuff, and have just been pretty miserable about shit in life. Fell asleep around 7 on the couch
>>692590380
>>692590175
I'm a lady's man, these fingers are only for her glorious gash! ..don't tell her I said gash, she'll hyperextend my knee in my sleep again
>>692590207
Mm! shouldn't be too hard to find. I got family further south, Mezcal is fucking nectar of the gods~
>>692590380
I ain't touching that buddy
>>692589982
Im sorry to hear that, cause now, I will snatch every mother fucker birthday (of yours)
DrinkiNg Chocolate Milk and rum
my favorite, since i can put a shitload of rum in and not taste it
>>692590371
I love visceral fantasy, none of that game of thrones shit, I'm talkin' uh... um..
well, the Witcher short stories for one
>>692590487
sure! uhm.. shout-out to this guy!
>>692590648
No way, not when I got the poonani! WE JAMMIN'!
>>692590501
you're a heavy sleeper man, I envy you in that sense, wish I could sleep more.
>>692590866
hey thanks you made my day i'm going to sleep tight egger now 'may flights of angels sleep you to your rest'
>>692590866
Hey beard man, you look trustworthy. I'm on LSD right now and have no idea if I exist or not. Can you help?
>>692590866
nickel, how often do you jerk your cock?
>>692591025
Eh, I hate it except the weekends. Part of it is my forced schedule. The other is probably depression
>>692590866
THIS FUCKIN DUDE oh shit waddup you're the chillest /b/ro out here
https://youtu.be/Zt7RPe2pSzo
>>692591107
i read your post and thought about it. nothing comes from nothing so my thoughts must've come from something, rite?
if you didn't post, who did? cognito ergo sum, you beauty
>>692590797
Oho! now that needs a name.. Chocolate Reign?Cocoa Beware? Rot Cocoa? Rum Yum Yum?
>>692591103
float on, mighty bro!
>>692591107
think slow, gradual thoughts. Start with your hands, look at 'em, feel the arms, shoulders attached to a torso and legs, led by a head and eyes you know.. that should help. Just don't go near a mirror, there's a careless asshole that lives in there, looking to make you feel ashamed.
.. or is that just for me?
>>692591192
feels bad man, but hey, let the good vibes of the people around here comfort you so that you can spend some funny and happy moments aswell, usually works for me
>>692591399
Please sing for us or read something or just give us advice you're a fuckin legend
>>692591399
I see what you did there, top hat. And I approve.
>>692591399
>Oho! now that needs a name.. Chocolate Reign?Cocoa Beware? Rot Cocoa? Rum Yum Yum?
I like you
I'm call it it the Rum Yum Yum cause it's the most happy sounding
>>692591488
congratulations you have a skill that 99.99% of the human race doesn't possess. don't waste it – – write a song for the beard man with glasses who is bringing /b/ to a better place
>>692591644
Yeah, this place usually gets me
>>692591145
every few days or so, if the lady friend is busy or we're fighting again. I don't like wasting orgasms, might be a finite amount, you never know!
>>692591231
HAHA!! BURNIN' HIGH FIVE!!
>>692591488
Elton John?! YOU CALLED IT! ..a day early~
Who the fuck cares about doing it right or wrong? Just do, forget the fear and have a blast
>>692591661
My advice? Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
>>692591399
Thank you. I knew I could trust you. And yeah, I get lost in the mirror crazy easily. I almost thought I didn't have a left arm. But I was trying to feel it with my left arm. I'm a dumbass.
>>692592038
You honestly make 4chan great and now you will be eternally memed as the bearded overlord. All praise be to he who makes 4chan not shit
>>692591667
TEE HEE.
>>692591727
sounds good as shit too, maybe dutch chocolate milk or the nestle mix-up syrup?
>>692592038
oh shit, forgot the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
come on, you rowdy fuckers, let's ROCK~
>>692592157
have a good relaxing lie-down when you're feeling better, focus on that calm and just float in it like warm butter~
>>692592364
I appreciate the appreciation, but I'm just nickel. Overlord would be cool if I was a supervillain, but I'm not there yet, I'm just your friend~
>>692592364
Oxhorn?!?!?!?!
>>692592364
LOLOLOLOL
FUCKING NECKBEARDED FEDORA DRINKING ALONAN EVERYWEEKEND IS GONNA
SAAAAAAAAVE 4CHANS!
>>692593153
Sprooshie my dude
>>692593153
who's that? I hope he's a kung-fu expert
This son of a bitch makes me feel oddly optimistic about tomorrow. havent felt that way on /b/ since the fappening. Thanks, top hat
>>692592754
>>692593196
omfg the little guy on the left got caught in the cage
wtf man
>>692593196
see? this shitlord's already jealous!
>>692593369
glad to have helped! it's a bowler hat though, worn as a testament to St. Curly of Stooge~
Yay booze! Allowing me to feel unihibited by logic!
Pffffffffft fuck my life
>>692593196
Majestic beard and bowler hat you summerfag scum
>>692593753
i will call it what i want to call it, top hat. My way makes you sound like a godamn aristocrat
>>692593355
Dunno man maybe it's just me. Clean up the face add some facial hair else places and bam...
>>692593753
Hey, you mind if I make a meme creator thread on here? I'll post your pictures and people will make you a meme.... Nothing can go wrong....
>>692594042
>>692593355
>>692593486
And one lone "wolf" got out and ran away
>692593753
>see? this shitlord's already jealous!
Pleeease say you are joking!
>>692593978
Ohh, pepe~
>>692593996
y'know what, fair enough! can't be pushy about a damn hat.. anyways, let's keep it going with more LOUD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9xveRsWxo
whatta you want from me, I started high school in 2000.
>>692594080
I already started memeing him first I'm the hipster here suck my moustache on a stick
>>692594042
I do need a tidy, that's true
>>692594080
Do what you like, but it's not something I'd want.
>>692594210
damn, his hat's got some classy felt. beard looks itchy though
>>692594228
I was, bro~
>>692594559
You're right. You make the thread. Post the link back here. But first wait for the big man's permission.
>>692594705
i'm telling you man
>>692594767
Nickel shot us down I won't keep memeing him outta respect
>>692593981
>bowler hat
Shut it Oddjob... you're the bastard here.
Currently drinking, depressed af. It's been years since I came to 4chan, feels more stable and mature now than before
>>692594927
True. He will live on in the lonely few heart's of this thread.
if you are ever in texas swing by. Ill load you up with bbq, beer, and recreational gun fire.
>>692594987
I have the endless power of nickel memes supporting me, but I won't flame this is a chill thread. Truce /b/ro?
>>692594857
wait, telling me wha?
>>692594927
>>692594767
I hate to be 'that guy', but I'd rather it not come to memes. Facebook doesn't need to know about me
>>692594987
well, what should I call it, a doiby?
>>692595295
We shall not meme you my dood
That was my last one
>>692595295
Do you watch game of thrones pal?
>>692595295
I'm telling you that you look like oxhorn... Its uncanny
>>692595087
I actually love these pics getting made, picked good pics~
>>692595266
do as you like, brother. Just know I'd rather be your friend than a trending hashtag or some such shit
>>692595295
Yeah. I understand that you wouldn't want all of the stressful fame that comes with becoming a meme.
I drank for the first time tonite in 6 months and it was boring and unsatisfying and now i have made two cheese sandwiches and a glass of milk and i wonder why i always feel sad and alone and scared and when i go to bed i say outloud that nobody likes me and everyone hates me and i pray for help and i know one day i will die.
>>692595846
wanna be my friend
>>692595443
thanks. one step at a time, who knows.. might be big someday~
>>692595495
been meaning to, it just seems too mean-spirited and violent. I want more fantasy, more non-humans, less pain
>>692595595
I've seen what he looks like now, you're not wrong.. but who is he? Maple syrup distiller, professional Virginia citizen? the Brawny mascots fat brother?
>>692595713
at least until I earn it by being funny or something~
>>692595846
Similar, but I kept on drinking and made me 2 quesadillas. I hate myself, even more tonight and are contemplating suicide . I'm not afraid of death, I just fear a life full of bottled ambitions and broken dreams, with regret oozing from my every pore
>>692595713
Kill your self
time for some weirdos! God I love bass~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbiBtkqKHA
>>692596228
are you intending to fail in those dreams when you have them?
>>692580866
i fucking hate millennials all they care about is social media and have no personalities
>>692596539
Saw Primus at an Ozzfest. An all day show with mulitple bands. This song was the highlight of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko
>>692596091
Shit meme poster here
Its not like it would go viral lol you're just a chill ass dude and its more like out of appreciation for the few mature people on /b not the edgy immature summer fags and kids
My drink: raspberry lemonade with like 6 different snaps I found laying around actually pretty good and not too fruity to seem like a pussy
>>692595846
I go through a similar situation. I think your main problem is that you keep yourself down rather than find the conviction to go live, love, and learn. A comforting thought I like to have that is entirely false is that I might be the exception to death. I might live on whilst everyone dies. Live longer to love more, learn more, lose more. All parts of life repeated. Life is a flat circle, but Your will can make it a 3d cylinder to great heights within your finite or infinite time on earth. Don't take shit from anybody, especially yourself. Here, have a kawaii wink.
>>692596804
>>692596539
Moving to a different country, I know the language and all, but too scared to mess up, I work on the medical field and screwing up with somebody else's health in a foreign country frightens me. Both my parents are mentally ill, but before their onset, they crushed my dreams at every chance they had. Being told you'll never achieve anything for 27 years really messes with your self worth
>>692596973
Looks like Lean tbqh
>>692596804
amen, brother. Reminds me of back when I was a kid and hot topic hit the scene.. it's like " Be a subversive, anti-establishment, nerdy individual.. just like everyone else."
>>692596920
god, I miss Ozzfest, I've been so fucking busy these years.. does anyone slap bass these days besides les?
>>692596973
I'm just worried about doing it wrong, don't wanna come off as an opinionated cock-sock with a lot to say and nothing to prove..
snaps?
I'm 18. To young to drink.
However I wonder if she likes me, and if I should give up the whores I'm talking to, in order to persue her.
>>692597283
fuck off, true detective. my philosophy is if you are close to suicide, then say fuck it. try things you are normally too shy to do. shit opens your eyes. there is a whole world at your feet that you dont even realize until you say fuck it, ill give it a shot
>>692580866
Checked
>hi asf
I currently ended a hot box session
Anyone else hi?
>>692597588
heeeey nickel sup dude
>>692597735
>I don't want to sound gay but too late.
Follow your heart.
>>692597283
damn right! ..whatever you said, heh! severely hammered.
>>692597435
so fuck them. get to that country however you can, make it happen, screw it up and do it better.. just don't sit there and take it
if i jerk off i feel good for a few minutes
if i shoot h i feel good for 4 hours
if i shoot the rest of my speed i won't sleep till tomorrow night
what should i do?
>>692598115
Take psychedelics and stop doing all of them.
>>692586341
Ayeeee a fellow southern fag
>>692597735
you have got to keep things nicer than that. Them girls could be a lot more than whores if you stopped and looked..
then again, they could be whores~
>>692597885
phew, must be on a damn cloud right now, eh?
>>692597921
what'up buddy? grab some bench, fucker!
LET'S GET NUTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGPuMx5IrkY
>>692597962
Yeah snaps like the pre bottled shots of shit I got some vodka and tequila
Cheers my man (went to absolute vodka now)
>>692598260
like lsd? will it make me happy?
>>692598405
Nah man they are whores.
>>692598115
Dude not to be a preacher and I hope you're joking but the big H? That's awful man I've seen what it can do you seriously need to talk to some peeps or do some psychs and really find yourself to get off of that shit. How did you get hooked if you don't mind me asking
From: sprooshie the shit meme poster
>>692597807
I don't think you realize that when two opposite thoughts come together, the posotive one tends to push while the other one reverts father away. You have to have a grey area, an encouraging thought that will being him up, not cause him to be reckless or turn even worse than where he is. There are seldom any grey areas anymore.
>>692598400
texas, close to dallas, brother! how about you?
>>692598411
cheers! watch that cup, ain't got no top~
>>692598563
well, clean up your act then! don't wanna just flop onto that debase snatch with abandon, find a lady you wanna be a better man for!
>>692598466
You need to be with people that you love and care. It will help you find yourself, love yourself and your life and get you off of that shit once you come off and see your loved ones and or good friends you'll feel like you're in paradise its a complete death of the version of the self that you hate and you become what you truly want to
Sprooshie
>>692598933
Ha I don't need a top I'm no fag lol and momma didn't raise no pussy I've never spilt a drink! Haha
>>692598466
Maybe. It will make you feel hyper real, and more alive. Make you rethink old decisions and usually make you come out of it a better man. I would recommend mescaline rather than LSD.
Finally i found one of these treads
>>692598405
crank movies are so fucking cool
>>692599331
Maybe this thread found you.
>>692598705
>How did you get hooked if you don't mind me asking
Just went from pills like opana and oxy (which were too expansive to keep buying and taking) to heroin tbh which was very cheap. It's really easy to got hooked cause it is available and makes all your pain go away.
>>692598933
im close to dallas too. lets go to The Clubhouse, top hat
>>692599331
Welcome brother!!
From sprooshie
>>692598705
>>692599004
A true caring person. you're doing well, sprooshie~
>>692599172
good man!
here, let's ease this back to actual tavern tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zd_MR-TL1M
THIS is how I like my fantasy to sound~
>>692599004
>>692599195
i will try some psychs friendo's, if it helps with depression and helps find self-worth than there is no reason to not try it
>>692599420
Damn bro that's harsh man I really hope you get off of it remember there are people in this fucked up world that care about you man you just really gotta strive to get off of it seek help or take the self help route and so psychs with some loved ones
drinkin some vodka
>>692599195
I'm staying out of this 'cuz I have little to no drug experience.. best left to those who know.
>>692599331
welcome!
>>692599395
ohh man, the second one was my favorite. fucking mike patton on the soundtrack? y'know what... it's time for some Bungle now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnLNXquIBVs
god, I was such a fuckin' piece of shit in middle school~
>>692599421
well shit bro, let's do it! or the alamo drafthouse or the Church, I ain't give a shit
I gotta say guys this has been one of my favourite threads I've prob ever found you guys are super chill
Maybe a Kik group for chill nights like this?
Sprooshie©
I'm gonna make my own special blend barrel of this one day. I'll pick out the staves and put them in the barrel just to my taste, and wait till it's ripe and ready. Makes about 14 cases of 6 bottles, worth it.
>>692599587
hello pal, drinkin some vodka how are u doing tonight
>>692598405
Hey! i always see your threads and pass by, but today i decided to lurk a bit in these one and actually read your post. You are a BEAST man, it's nice to meet someone as cool and chill as you, what's your name if i may ask?
>>692580866
On my way to drunk.
It's a decent night, I bought a large stuffed rabbit to watch movies with and my best friend got some for the first time in a while.
Cherry vodka is life, cherry vodka is love.
oxy never got addictive to me because i enjoy being able to take a shit. i could have a bottle of oxy and only rail it once or twice per week.
>taking a morning shit rules
>>692600260
OP here, you can calls me the hat tipper
>>692599420
Been clean for 8 years. It's not impossible to stop.
>>692599726
I'll try man, it's the least i can do and will probably save me from overdosing. Thanks for having concern for a random anon in some random thread
>>692600057
I'll post a way to touch base with me in a little bit, so we can do this again sometime~
>>692600192
I prefer Dewar's or Old Grand-dad personally, but Mark is pretty delicious too, great with steak~
>>692600205
having a blast, chatting it up with some cool folks and seriously this close to pissing my pants.. actually, lemme go take care of that
>>692600024
nigga, i saw faith no more open for metallica and guns-n-roses at Texas fucking Stadium
>>692600260
name's nickel, friend.. thanks for the kudos! Hope you're having a good one
>>692600302
heh! weird~
now hang on, I gotta pee!
>>692600302
Pic related, this is the rabbit. I put a hat on him.
Think his name will be Jeremy. It's a shame he can't get drunk with me.
>>692600529
I know mate, i have a 5-6 bag habit a day right now and the withdrawals just scare the shit out of me
any tips on how to deal?
>>692600539
on 1/10 how drunk you are, my fellow?
mike patton is my shiiiit
>>692600532
No need for thanks dude I don't understand why honor and respect is so cherished today it should be a standard man I fuckin hate this generation I feel like I'm the only one with a personality everyone is so brainwashed they're just copy and pasted into bodies they think they have free thought but its just majority rule overtaking them it makes me sick
Sprooshie©
Sorry got a little feelsy there
>>692600552
ohh MAN! wish I weren't so young in the 90s, coulda enjoyed so much more live
>>692600765
he looks like he could handle it! what it is falls unto anyone's guess..
alright, next round!!
>>692600733
Nice to meet you, Nick
It's true, you make /b/ great
>>692600907
http://www.suboxonedoctors.com
Works for some. The withdrawal is fairly mild but lasts way longer than kicking dope. Personally I kicked in jail, which I wouldn't recommend for the experience but for the results.
>>692601210
i was a child at that show but it still altered my life.
Earlier I met up with some dudes who hooked me up with some bud and yeyo. I've been drinking all day (as of now I've had a fifth of rum since about 11), and I work for twelve hours tomorrow, starting about six hours from now, and I'm a little conflicted on whether or not I should try to get a few hours' sleep and leave the snow be until tonight, or dose throughout the day and gradually decrease the dosage.
I have a fairly high base tolerance (pun very much intended) for pretty much every drug that I've done - weed, alcohol, LSD, oxy/hydrocodone, meth, and goddamn near everything on Erowid except MDMA.
My question is essentially "Should I come in to work stone sober and miserable, or should I come in higher than a flying fuck with a rolling doughnut and risk my health"
I work in the back of house at a restaurant, and the backs of restaurants tend to be entirely populated by filthy, awful, drug-addicted human beings like myself, so my co-workers aren't a problem.
The girl goes by LovelyLittleL by the way
>>692583778
Make a thread bro, I'm fucking lit tonight lol
>>692600982
brother, I'll be honest, I'm fuckin' schlit-faced right now.. not barfo drunk, but just a cool, natural high~ wish I could smoke indoors, but.... actually, wait a second, I got an idea
stick around, friends! we're moving this outside~
>>692601210
Jeremy is too soft to be ruined with sticky vodka, unfortunately.
How fucked up are you, my friend?
>>692601571
thats great, im very drunk drinking an eristoff, cheers mate
>>692581707
I wanna see your fat hairy nipples /b/ro.
>>692583145
xanax or suicide.
>>692601126
You're a good person spooshie, people are selfish. You're a good dude, i can see that from the few posts you made. Just keep doing you, no matter how much people are cunts
>>692601509
Awesome man, i've thought about doing a subs or methadone route but always felt hesitant to do so do to having to deal with constantly feeling sick or having the shits
You guys are the best, i didn't expect this from a random drunk thread.
>>692601210
Hey, it's me the acid guy that you saved from existential crisis. I'm back to say hello. Also i painted a quick thing and wanted to share it with you cause you're cool.
>>692601571
yeah i would imagin ur pretty drunk, i mean it looks like u drank a few steelies
>>692601987
Do not get on methadone.
>>692583145
phenibut
>>692601944
Not even that funny man. Chill this is just a thread to cool at
>>692583145
clonazepam, beer and vodka
>>692602011
Dude that's fuckin sick! I love this thread!
Sprooshie©
>>692601557
well, here we go! second stage, PATIO LEVEL!
>>692601592
brother... I'M ALL FUCKED UP!
>>692601828
delicious choice! cheers, bro
>>692602011
ferocious! I love it man, keep being cool and creative, it makes you unstoppable
>>692602106
well, I got one more after this
>>692601210
Steel is such a boon to the functioning alcoholic. Unfortunately my local stores only carry the 6% version and just cans, no 40s.
>>692602261
no no no no no, disgusting shit that doesn't even last lomg
i'll never regret throwing away my phenibut after having to shove so much in my mouth to feel good
I pay too much attention to others, abd act to get attention, because I'm recreating the fact that I have no super close relationships like before my childhood friends moved away at the start of hs.
Not sure, but having a "no one gives a fuck attitude" helps
>>692602547
hes evolving
>>692602547
Come on man, where's that thread? I'm about a 12 pack in of some shocktop and a little adderall. Props on regularly drinking 211 though. It's too much for me.
time for some outdoors tunes.. thanks again, dad~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQzaS4CnL8
>>692602590
right? I never get out of control but still feel my slick bones easing into relaxation and advanced smiles!
>>692602727
I tend to disagree. We all give a fuck, we're just afraid of it being for naught,
>>692602985
suck my dick
>>692602640
doesn't last long? are you sure about that, could you explain your story
>>692602727
I feel you man I won't reveal my age but growing up and getting older each day I've lost almost all friends and basically all relationships are fake and petty but that's just the day in age I guess but just keep your head up and always care for yourself and others there aren't enough people like that nowadays
Sprooshie©
>>692583145
drinking water
>>692602985
>Shocktop
Are you 13?
>>692602727
People are afraid of friendship because of distance issues and pride. Most people care for their fellow man.
>>692602985
How would you compare Shocktop to Blue Moon? Both white ales flavored with coriander, but I think Blue Moon came first. Prefer one to the other?
>>692603260
>take phenibut
>driving to class
>feel great
>just when i'm about to park
>it goes away and i don't feel good and having unbearable stimulation
>make it through 40 minutes through class and have to leave
>feel like crap till i sleep
Age is a number to be sure, but the experience it yields has to be of use to someone. Be it you or me or someone else, it has the power to be sincere and moving. This is what growing up means.
>>692603638
how much did you take cuz if you go to heavy that shit will fuck u up also its got a long come up
>>692603657
You smoke?
>all respect for you gone
>you aren't a /b/ role model anymore
>fuck you nickel, never make a thread again
>i'm done with you nickel, i'll sage whatever thread you make from now on
>>692603657
Hey acid guy again. Wanna see moar art Bru-ha? I've never felt comfortable showing anyone since I think it sucks.
>>692603814
i used to get it in tablets, i used to pop 6-7 tablets, don't remember how much was in a tab tbh but it made me not feel good at all
i probably should have slowed down tbh
>>692603872
>you aren't a /b/ role model anymore
>/b/ role model anymore
>/b/
KEK
>>692603657
I just try to live my life and well be alive man I'm just an average guy on the eternal pursuit of happiness I've had a lot of shitty things happen in my life and I never had anyone there for me so now I try to be there for everyone I encounter no matter the age sex gender race sexuality anything I consider all life to be precious and valuable
Sprooshie©
>>692604045
yeah anything above 2g's and ur gonna feel like shit
>>692603872
it's my first smoke in a week or so, but yeah. I like it when I'm drinking but I've been indoors a lot
>>692603944
no, you're fine! bust out some more, I like it's composition~
time for some sensitive tunes from a favorite of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI
so shines a good deed, in a weary world.
>>692603872 :sage:
lol @ feeling inspired by some rando on the internet. Ill sage every comment you make newfag
>>692603944
Dude of course your art is fuckin dope set up an Instagram or something too!
Sprooshie©
>>692585496
Big happy!
>>692603632
Not him but both are trash. Try Bells Oberon for a completely average 3/5 wheat with adjuncts.
>>692604226
Hey neato. Here's some chalk art I did on mushrooms.
>>692603632
Yeah man I just turned 21, I just noticed that shocktop and bud light are all they serve at the hockey games in my area so I figured I'd try it now that I can.>>692603531
What do you drink anon?
>>692604381
Always got a smile loaded, and a smile when I'm loaded~!
>>692604699
fuckin' gorgeous! all the shapes and sounds of it.. the impermanence of chalk art
>>692604226
B/RO DONT LISTEN TO THAT MUSIC U WILL PASS OUT QUICK LISTEN TO THIS INSTEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcvgvX5k2Dg
>>692604841
alright fine, if Tori's battle theme ain't soothing enough!
LET'S DANCE, DARLINGS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TgO-tN5wAM
>>692604206
dang man, i wish i had done research before i did it, i probably took more than 2 grams
well fuck
Hey guys it's sprooshie tonight was quite a fine night with you gentleman and it was nice making all of your acquaintances but I'm tired and should try to get some sleep im going out for lunch with a Lady friend in about 9 hours if I can contact you guys on anything let me know or I can start a kik group since that's probably a lot easier
>>692605133
i like u, also checked
>>692605193
I hope you get it in sprooshie
Godspeed
>>692605193
kik is too slutty and weird. would you prefer a Steam name or a twitter name from me? either way, glad you had fun, brother
>>692604833
It's a birb done with pen and marker. I feel the need to go outside and explore so I'm going to leave you with this one.
>>692605536
most intricate and alive! very nice art, I look forward to seeing more. Have a good nite, friendo!
>>692605392
>>692605536
>>692605375
I don't have twitter or steam (PC broke) I've got Kik and Instagram (prefer Kik)
I enjoyed meeting you guys and I hope we will enjoy many more nights like this
Godspeed to you all
Sprooshie©
Kik: trappimpgodgthuggy
>>692605163
2g's even is pretty heavy, 1g would prolly suffice. also the only reason i asked about the short effects is cuz this drug usually lasts quite awhile in your system like a whole day. oh and lastly while i find it to be a decent anti-anxiety med the euphoria is hit or miss with it.
>>692605949
we'll meet again, buddy~ thanks for helping out with the folks in here!
Now, for more craziness!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HWX_A_eTZ8
DID SOMEBODY SAY SPAGHETTI MEMES?!
nyo ho ho, I think it's time for last call..
c'mon now, drink 'em up!
>>692606263
>>692606872
S.T.O.P S.M.O.K.I.N.G
>>692607006
stop judging people on b retard
Sleeping when drunk doesnt seem to go very well...
>>692607061
>the fat kid on the couch is you
>>692606939
oy, this guy..
>>692607006
NO, FUCK OFF! I LIKE IT
>>692607240
>>692607061
god, so violent! I'm down for more time though, got one more forty left in the tank~
>>692607240
HAHAHAHAHA atleast i dont have a man bun faggot
>>692580866
Not much about to finish my last beer
Thinking how the Ortodox church is different from the catholic church, also quantom physics probably gonna end up playing Battlefield hardline been 12 hours of drinking.
Probably gonna take a benzo afterwards didn`t do any productive stuff all day thinking of my hangover
>>692607240
Dude. Chill with the violence. No couchy assult is needed here.
>>692607608
good gosh, church and Battlefield? you got quite the active lifestyle!
>>692607240
Could had been a fair fight getting a guy asleep and fucking him up just isn`t in my list unless he owed me something
>>692607276
cheers. you're always a delight to see in these threads. make /b/ great again.
>>692607921
yeah all i think when i see that vid is how that guy dosent even have a fair fight with the guy just beats a dude on the couch up for doin jack. also he looks like a hipster faggot
>>692607925
sure thing! come and join the fun, I ain't so sleepy with a pizza energizer in me!!
Cuz I'm TACKY~!
>>692608405
FUCK, forgot the music again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
>>692608405
i think i like ur eclectic taste in music
>>692607795
Yeah sounds weird called people I know they thought it was an emergency then hanged up because they were asleep, got bored but im pretty wasted right now, mixed strong beer with light beer and a benzo have another one im bored but im gonna play this bf
>>692608635
Weird Al is the fuckin' BEST
>>692608759
If you think that this is fine, then you're probably tacky too!!
>>692607240
where did autistic bro go?
also i got a pic of u bro
<== that is u m8 ;D
>>692608405
>>692609117
pizza, fuck yes. you got fun taste in music, /b/rother
>>692608759
this sentence made very little sense to me, i dont know if its cuz ur drunk or im drunk. maybe were both drunk
>>692609272
This is what your little aggression looks like.
>Silly and pointless as fuck.
>>692609576
delicious meal at this hour! believe me, music is a lot cooler the further you get from the states.. usually
observe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-qhj3sJ5qs
WHERE'S THE WORLD GOING
WON'T SOMEBODY TELL ME
>>692609914
>This is what your little aggression looks like.
im confused m8, should i be offended? cuz if ur the guy that posted that webm u grew up fast m8
>>692610124
The world is in space. Space is everywhere. Our world is a small part of everything, going through everywhere.
what do you guys tell your doc to get the better benzos?since i told him valium doesnt cure the sleep issues anymore,he set me off...gave me some ssris that asshole...
>>692610455
Naw. I'm just a dude. I thought it was a 50/50 chance that you're either the couch beater or the other guy. Turns out you're the other guy.
>>692610694
true enough, but what about us hairy, wild earthlings, fuckin' around like we do?
That's gotta be some fun, eh? here, lemme demonstrate~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yWU0lFghxU
>>692610847
i was honestly just trying to bait him to respond seeing as it seemed he was easily triggered
>>692610124
i get you. one for you in exchange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOpv43AYMlA
>>692585619
Kek, that picture
>>692611073
Good song. I think people are nature's outlier.
>>692611196
Shit. I done goofed.
>>692611386
that is going in the Golden Silver tracks.. nice tune, real easy.
us big kids have some bad nites, eh?
lemme respond with one from my freshman year~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxVAT_pdyOA
>>692611986
Thanks m8 that that made me kek pretty good
well, for whoever's still in, round 3! let's hope we don't die~
>>692612024
not bad music choice once again
>>692612024
>>692612849
you know it. saved. my bad nights are perfectly first world, though. something to be thankful for.
keep having that good night bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc
>>692612849
u have another fuckin steely jesus dude ur ancestor musta been heavy drinkers cuz after one of thoughs 40s im fuckin drunk as shit
>>692583778
You remind me of an old friend of mine...I once disrupted a sheetz by dancing in a tail coat and tophat he owned screaming "I'm a bloody leprechaun, you'll never catch me" (sidenote im 70% Irish) while the employees chased me holding a box of lucky charms which I claimed were mine because "my bloody face is on tha damn box, d'y nae kin it'd be mine?" ...I drink to you and to commemorate those memories good sir
>>692613038
thats a borderline super power there
>>692612868
thanks! I got a few more in the tank while I polish this fotie off.. stick around!
>>692613008
quite a thunderous statement! and sick dance moves on the cast, I love it! is it french or something south of there? I'm not a good worldly type yet
anyways, here's mine.. great for working out or sitting quietly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR-GztJs2pE
>>692612849
ya buddy im still drinking too bad its my shit water jack daniels im drunk as fuck ib beenn drinkking for like 2 hours now
