Post what's on your mind.
Hey im just chilling with friends, how bout you?
Ill be your friend
don't mind if I do~
what's goin' on, what town's that down there?
Drinking some cheap ass wine About to hit the club, just relaxing after studiyng all week.
How bout you? HOW you doing?
ME is doing well, playing up some games, getting smashed on 211, watching Blazing Saddles.. bliss <3
you're good, buddy. how's the weather in Cordoba?
Kids cold haha
Great for you, i had my computer times to
My friends say hi
HAAAHAAHAA!! oh man, that's brutal..
well hey there! nice to meetcha
what it is, kiddies! you guys stay outta trouble tonite
aha! one mystery solved... tonite, on Sightings.
well, sweetened tea and bourbon go nicely together. I'm from the south, cold drinks on a hot day is par for the course this time of year
yeah! kick some ass, buddy
of course~ time for more beer!!
HA HA HA!
HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU.
ohhh, come now.. I've gone pink!
besides, there's always those trap threads, right?
ha! bearded, maybe!
they're economical as shit and plastic now, so's you can crush 'em. I like the blackberry one, but the lime one made me feel sick..
I got lost doing that once and went on a drunk wander, got in fights, shot a guy.. bro, meta as fuck, bro
..like vodka, yeah? not like actual potato juice, I'd imagine~
doing great, got the nite off, getting my hat shattered, playing Guns Gore and Cannolli on steam
Hey before i go just please tip fedora for me
and wherever you go, may fortune follow!
hang on.. there, did I get it?
I love plenty other, tastier things, but this is my getting totally shithoused recipe~
You got it, baby!
was really hoping he'd tip it so i can use it on /sp/ later
aww man, my buddy jerry is in LOVE with that series, says there's an extra special gift awaiting good players in Blood and Wine
the pineapple and spiked punch are good too, but the sugar gives me a hangover.
used to drink 4Lokos when they came out, like a douche, with my friend O'hara, but they were puke potion for sure
fuck you, seagal. Go touch the buddha nature somewhere else!!
more like a prostate police action!
befriend a redneck and drink some authentic apple pie moonshine. It is the best tasting highly potent drink on the planet. 100 proof and tastes like someone put a fucking apple pie in a juicer.
I heard the anvil in the roommates room yonder, she must be watching it. I miss Harvey Birdman and all that good shit.
guess I'm taking over the thread, so let's get to DANCIN'
Weekdays, I get up at about 6 to get to work by 7. After, I usually sleep for an hour or three, then do whatever until about midnight, sleep, repeat. On weekends, I'll stay up late and sleep in late. Today, I painted part of my house after work and had to do some other stuff, and have just been pretty miserable about shit in life. Fell asleep around 7 on the couch
I'm a lady's man, these fingers are only for her glorious gash! ..don't tell her I said gash, she'll hyperextend my knee in my sleep again
Mm! shouldn't be too hard to find. I got family further south, Mezcal is fucking nectar of the gods~
Im sorry to hear that, cause now, I will snatch every mother fucker birthday (of yours)
DrinkiNg Chocolate Milk and rum
my favorite, since i can put a shitload of rum in and not taste it
I love visceral fantasy, none of that game of thrones shit, I'm talkin' uh... um..
well, the Witcher short stories for one
sure! uhm.. shout-out to this guy!
No way, not when I got the poonani! WE JAMMIN'!
THIS FUCKIN DUDE oh shit waddup you're the chillest /b/ro out here
Oho! now that needs a name.. Chocolate Reign?Cocoa Beware? Rot Cocoa? Rum Yum Yum?
float on, mighty bro!
think slow, gradual thoughts. Start with your hands, look at 'em, feel the arms, shoulders attached to a torso and legs, led by a head and eyes you know.. that should help. Just don't go near a mirror, there's a careless asshole that lives in there, looking to make you feel ashamed.
.. or is that just for me?
I see what you did there, top hat. And I approve.
every few days or so, if the lady friend is busy or we're fighting again. I don't like wasting orgasms, might be a finite amount, you never know!
HAHA!! BURNIN' HIGH FIVE!!
Elton John?! YOU CALLED IT! ..a day early~
Who the fuck cares about doing it right or wrong? Just do, forget the fear and have a blast
My advice? Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
Thank you. I knew I could trust you. And yeah, I get lost in the mirror crazy easily. I almost thought I didn't have a left arm. But I was trying to feel it with my left arm. I'm a dumbass.
You honestly make 4chan great and now you will be eternally memed as the bearded overlord. All praise be to he who makes 4chan not shit
sounds good as shit too, maybe dutch chocolate milk or the nestle mix-up syrup?
oh shit, forgot the music!
come on, you rowdy fuckers, let's ROCK~
have a good relaxing lie-down when you're feeling better, focus on that calm and just float in it like warm butter~
I appreciate the appreciation, but I'm just nickel. Overlord would be cool if I was a supervillain, but I'm not there yet, I'm just your friend~
FUCKING NECKBEARDED FEDORA DRINKING ALONAN EVERYWEEKEND IS GONNA
who's that? I hope he's a kung-fu expert
omfg the little guy on the left got caught in the cage
see? this shitlord's already jealous!
glad to have helped! it's a bowler hat though, worn as a testament to St. Curly of Stooge~
Yay booze! Allowing me to feel unihibited by logic!
Pffffffffft fuck my life
And one lone "wolf" got out and ran away
>see? this shitlord's already jealous!
Pleeease say you are joking!
y'know what, fair enough! can't be pushy about a damn hat.. anyways, let's keep it going with more LOUD!
whatta you want from me, I started high school in 2000.
I do need a tidy, that's true
Do what you like, but it's not something I'd want.
damn, his hat's got some classy felt. beard looks itchy though
I was, bro~
Shut it Oddjob... you're the bastard here.
I have the endless power of nickel memes supporting me, but I won't flame this is a chill thread. Truce /b/ro?
wait, telling me wha?
I hate to be 'that guy', but I'd rather it not come to memes. Facebook doesn't need to know about me
well, what should I call it, a doiby?
I actually love these pics getting made, picked good pics~
do as you like, brother. Just know I'd rather be your friend than a trending hashtag or some such shit
I drank for the first time tonite in 6 months and it was boring and unsatisfying and now i have made two cheese sandwiches and a glass of milk and i wonder why i always feel sad and alone and scared and when i go to bed i say outloud that nobody likes me and everyone hates me and i pray for help and i know one day i will die.
thanks. one step at a time, who knows.. might be big someday~
been meaning to, it just seems too mean-spirited and violent. I want more fantasy, more non-humans, less pain
I've seen what he looks like now, you're not wrong.. but who is he? Maple syrup distiller, professional Virginia citizen? the Brawny mascots fat brother?
at least until I earn it by being funny or something~
Similar, but I kept on drinking and made me 2 quesadillas. I hate myself, even more tonight and are contemplating suicide . I'm not afraid of death, I just fear a life full of bottled ambitions and broken dreams, with regret oozing from my every pore
time for some weirdos! God I love bass~
are you intending to fail in those dreams when you have them?
Shit meme poster here
Its not like it would go viral lol you're just a chill ass dude and its more like out of appreciation for the few mature people on /b not the edgy immature summer fags and kids
My drink: raspberry lemonade with like 6 different snaps I found laying around actually pretty good and not too fruity to seem like a pussy
I go through a similar situation. I think your main problem is that you keep yourself down rather than find the conviction to go live, love, and learn. A comforting thought I like to have that is entirely false is that I might be the exception to death. I might live on whilst everyone dies. Live longer to love more, learn more, lose more. All parts of life repeated. Life is a flat circle, but Your will can make it a 3d cylinder to great heights within your finite or infinite time on earth. Don't take shit from anybody, especially yourself. Here, have a kawaii wink.
Moving to a different country, I know the language and all, but too scared to mess up, I work on the medical field and screwing up with somebody else's health in a foreign country frightens me. Both my parents are mentally ill, but before their onset, they crushed my dreams at every chance they had. Being told you'll never achieve anything for 27 years really messes with your self worth
amen, brother. Reminds me of back when I was a kid and hot topic hit the scene.. it's like " Be a subversive, anti-establishment, nerdy individual.. just like everyone else."
god, I miss Ozzfest, I've been so fucking busy these years.. does anyone slap bass these days besides les?
I'm just worried about doing it wrong, don't wanna come off as an opinionated cock-sock with a lot to say and nothing to prove..
fuck off, true detective. my philosophy is if you are close to suicide, then say fuck it. try things you are normally too shy to do. shit opens your eyes. there is a whole world at your feet that you dont even realize until you say fuck it, ill give it a shot
damn right! ..whatever you said, heh! severely hammered.
so fuck them. get to that country however you can, make it happen, screw it up and do it better.. just don't sit there and take it
you have got to keep things nicer than that. Them girls could be a lot more than whores if you stopped and looked..
then again, they could be whores~
phew, must be on a damn cloud right now, eh?
what'up buddy? grab some bench, fucker!
LET'S GET NUTS
Yeah snaps like the pre bottled shots of shit I got some vodka and tequila
Cheers my man (went to absolute vodka now)
Dude not to be a preacher and I hope you're joking but the big H? That's awful man I've seen what it can do you seriously need to talk to some peeps or do some psychs and really find yourself to get off of that shit. How did you get hooked if you don't mind me asking
From: sprooshie the shit meme poster
I don't think you realize that when two opposite thoughts come together, the posotive one tends to push while the other one reverts father away. You have to have a grey area, an encouraging thought that will being him up, not cause him to be reckless or turn even worse than where he is. There are seldom any grey areas anymore.
texas, close to dallas, brother! how about you?
cheers! watch that cup, ain't got no top~
well, clean up your act then! don't wanna just flop onto that debase snatch with abandon, find a lady you wanna be a better man for!
You need to be with people that you love and care. It will help you find yourself, love yourself and your life and get you off of that shit once you come off and see your loved ones and or good friends you'll feel like you're in paradise its a complete death of the version of the self that you hate and you become what you truly want to
Maybe. It will make you feel hyper real, and more alive. Make you rethink old decisions and usually make you come out of it a better man. I would recommend mescaline rather than LSD.
>How did you get hooked if you don't mind me asking
Just went from pills like opana and oxy (which were too expansive to keep buying and taking) to heroin tbh which was very cheap. It's really easy to got hooked cause it is available and makes all your pain go away.
A true caring person. you're doing well, sprooshie~
here, let's ease this back to actual tavern tunes
THIS is how I like my fantasy to sound~
Damn bro that's harsh man I really hope you get off of it remember there are people in this fucked up world that care about you man you just really gotta strive to get off of it seek help or take the self help route and so psychs with some loved ones
I'm staying out of this 'cuz I have little to no drug experience.. best left to those who know.
ohh man, the second one was my favorite. fucking mike patton on the soundtrack? y'know what... it's time for some Bungle now!
god, I was such a fuckin' piece of shit in middle school~
well shit bro, let's do it! or the alamo drafthouse or the Church, I ain't give a shit
I'm gonna make my own special blend barrel of this one day. I'll pick out the staves and put them in the barrel just to my taste, and wait till it's ripe and ready. Makes about 14 cases of 6 bottles, worth it.
Hey! i always see your threads and pass by, but today i decided to lurk a bit in these one and actually read your post. You are a BEAST man, it's nice to meet someone as cool and chill as you, what's your name if i may ask?
On my way to drunk.
It's a decent night, I bought a large stuffed rabbit to watch movies with and my best friend got some for the first time in a while.
Cherry vodka is life, cherry vodka is love.
I'll post a way to touch base with me in a little bit, so we can do this again sometime~
I prefer Dewar's or Old Grand-dad personally, but Mark is pretty delicious too, great with steak~
having a blast, chatting it up with some cool folks and seriously this close to pissing my pants.. actually, lemme go take care of that
name's nickel, friend.. thanks for the kudos! Hope you're having a good one
now hang on, I gotta pee!
Pic related, this is the rabbit. I put a hat on him.
Think his name will be Jeremy. It's a shame he can't get drunk with me.
No need for thanks dude I don't understand why honor and respect is so cherished today it should be a standard man I fuckin hate this generation I feel like I'm the only one with a personality everyone is so brainwashed they're just copy and pasted into bodies they think they have free thought but its just majority rule overtaking them it makes me sick
Sorry got a little feelsy there
ohh MAN! wish I weren't so young in the 90s, coulda enjoyed so much more live
he looks like he could handle it! what it is falls unto anyone's guess..
alright, next round!!
Nice to meet you, Nick
It's true, you make /b/ great
Works for some. The withdrawal is fairly mild but lasts way longer than kicking dope. Personally I kicked in jail, which I wouldn't recommend for the experience but for the results.
Earlier I met up with some dudes who hooked me up with some bud and yeyo. I've been drinking all day (as of now I've had a fifth of rum since about 11), and I work for twelve hours tomorrow, starting about six hours from now, and I'm a little conflicted on whether or not I should try to get a few hours' sleep and leave the snow be until tonight, or dose throughout the day and gradually decrease the dosage.
I have a fairly high base tolerance (pun very much intended) for pretty much every drug that I've done - weed, alcohol, LSD, oxy/hydrocodone, meth, and goddamn near everything on Erowid except MDMA.
My question is essentially "Should I come in to work stone sober and miserable, or should I come in higher than a flying fuck with a rolling doughnut and risk my health"
I work in the back of house at a restaurant, and the backs of restaurants tend to be entirely populated by filthy, awful, drug-addicted human beings like myself, so my co-workers aren't a problem.
The girl goes by LovelyLittleL by the way
brother, I'll be honest, I'm fuckin' schlit-faced right now.. not barfo drunk, but just a cool, natural high~ wish I could smoke indoors, but.... actually, wait a second, I got an idea
stick around, friends! we're moving this outside~
You're a good person spooshie, people are selfish. You're a good dude, i can see that from the few posts you made. Just keep doing you, no matter how much people are cunts
Awesome man, i've thought about doing a subs or methadone route but always felt hesitant to do so do to having to deal with constantly feeling sick or having the shits
You guys are the best, i didn't expect this from a random drunk thread.
Hey, it's me the acid guy that you saved from existential crisis. I'm back to say hello. Also i painted a quick thing and wanted to share it with you cause you're cool.
yeah i would imagin ur pretty drunk, i mean it looks like u drank a few steelies
well, here we go! second stage, PATIO LEVEL!
brother... I'M ALL FUCKED UP!
delicious choice! cheers, bro
ferocious! I love it man, keep being cool and creative, it makes you unstoppable
well, I got one more after this
I pay too much attention to others, abd act to get attention, because I'm recreating the fact that I have no super close relationships like before my childhood friends moved away at the start of hs.
Not sure, but having a "no one gives a fuck attitude" helps
time for some outdoors tunes.. thanks again, dad~
right? I never get out of control but still feel my slick bones easing into relaxation and advanced smiles!
I tend to disagree. We all give a fuck, we're just afraid of it being for naught,
doesn't last long? are you sure about that, could you explain your story
I feel you man I won't reveal my age but growing up and getting older each day I've lost almost all friends and basically all relationships are fake and petty but that's just the day in age I guess but just keep your head up and always care for yourself and others there aren't enough people like that nowadays
>driving to class
>just when i'm about to park
>it goes away and i don't feel good and having unbearable stimulation
>make it through 40 minutes through class and have to leave
>feel like crap till i sleep
Age is a number to be sure, but the experience it yields has to be of use to someone. Be it you or me or someone else, it has the power to be sincere and moving. This is what growing up means.
>all respect for you gone
>you aren't a /b/ role model anymore
>fuck you nickel, never make a thread again
>i'm done with you nickel, i'll sage whatever thread you make from now on
>you aren't a /b/ role model anymore
>/b/ role model anymore
I just try to live my life and well be alive man I'm just an average guy on the eternal pursuit of happiness I've had a lot of shitty things happen in my life and I never had anyone there for me so now I try to be there for everyone I encounter no matter the age sex gender race sexuality anything I consider all life to be precious and valuable
it's my first smoke in a week or so, but yeah. I like it when I'm drinking but I've been indoors a lot
no, you're fine! bust out some more, I like it's composition~
time for some sensitive tunes from a favorite of mine
so shines a good deed, in a weary world.
Hey neato. Here's some chalk art I did on mushrooms.
Yeah man I just turned 21, I just noticed that shocktop and bud light are all they serve at the hockey games in my area so I figured I'd try it now that I can.>>692603531
What do you drink anon?
Always got a smile loaded, and a smile when I'm loaded~!
fuckin' gorgeous! all the shapes and sounds of it.. the impermanence of chalk art
B/RO DONT LISTEN TO THAT MUSIC U WILL PASS OUT QUICK LISTEN TO THIS INSTEAD
alright fine, if Tori's battle theme ain't soothing enough!
LET'S DANCE, DARLINGS!!
Hey guys it's sprooshie tonight was quite a fine night with you gentleman and it was nice making all of your acquaintances but I'm tired and should try to get some sleep im going out for lunch with a Lady friend in about 9 hours if I can contact you guys on anything let me know or I can start a kik group since that's probably a lot easier
kik is too slutty and weird. would you prefer a Steam name or a twitter name from me? either way, glad you had fun, brother
It's a birb done with pen and marker. I feel the need to go outside and explore so I'm going to leave you with this one.
most intricate and alive! very nice art, I look forward to seeing more. Have a good nite, friendo!
I don't have twitter or steam (PC broke) I've got Kik and Instagram (prefer Kik)
I enjoyed meeting you guys and I hope we will enjoy many more nights like this
Godspeed to you all
2g's even is pretty heavy, 1g would prolly suffice. also the only reason i asked about the short effects is cuz this drug usually lasts quite awhile in your system like a whole day. oh and lastly while i find it to be a decent anti-anxiety med the euphoria is hit or miss with it.
we'll meet again, buddy~ thanks for helping out with the folks in here!
Now, for more craziness!!
DID SOMEBODY SAY SPAGHETTI MEMES?!
nyo ho ho, I think it's time for last call..
c'mon now, drink 'em up!
Sleeping when drunk doesnt seem to go very well...
oy, this guy..
NO, FUCK OFF! I LIKE IT
god, so violent! I'm down for more time though, got one more forty left in the tank~
HAHAHAHAHA atleast i dont have a man bun faggot
Not much about to finish my last beer
Thinking how the Ortodox church is different from the catholic church, also quantom physics probably gonna end up playing Battlefield hardline been 12 hours of drinking.
Probably gonna take a benzo afterwards didn`t do any productive stuff all day thinking of my hangover
Dude. Chill with the violence. No couchy assult is needed here.
good gosh, church and Battlefield? you got quite the active lifestyle!
cheers. you're always a delight to see in these threads. make /b/ great again.
yeah all i think when i see that vid is how that guy dosent even have a fair fight with the guy just beats a dude on the couch up for doin jack. also he looks like a hipster faggot
sure thing! come and join the fun, I ain't so sleepy with a pizza energizer in me!!
Cuz I'm TACKY~!
i think i like ur eclectic taste in music
Yeah sounds weird called people I know they thought it was an emergency then hanged up because they were asleep, got bored but im pretty wasted right now, mixed strong beer with light beer and a benzo have another one im bored but im gonna play this bf
Weird Al is the fuckin' BEST
If you think that this is fine, then you're probably tacky too!!
where did autistic bro go?
also i got a pic of u bro
<== that is u m8 ;D
pizza, fuck yes. you got fun taste in music, /b/rother
this sentence made very little sense to me, i dont know if its cuz ur drunk or im drunk. maybe were both drunk
This is what your little aggression looks like.
>Silly and pointless as fuck.
delicious meal at this hour! believe me, music is a lot cooler the further you get from the states.. usually
WHERE'S THE WORLD GOING
WON'T SOMEBODY TELL ME
>This is what your little aggression looks like.
im confused m8, should i be offended? cuz if ur the guy that posted that webm u grew up fast m8
true enough, but what about us hairy, wild earthlings, fuckin' around like we do?
That's gotta be some fun, eh? here, lemme demonstrate~
i was honestly just trying to bait him to respond seeing as it seemed he was easily triggered
i get you. one for you in exchange.
that is going in the Golden Silver tracks.. nice tune, real easy.
us big kids have some bad nites, eh?
lemme respond with one from my freshman year~
Thanks m8 that that made me kek pretty good
well, for whoever's still in, round 3! let's hope we don't die~
you know it. saved. my bad nights are perfectly first world, though. something to be thankful for.
keep having that good night bud
You remind me of an old friend of mine...I once disrupted a sheetz by dancing in a tail coat and tophat he owned screaming "I'm a bloody leprechaun, you'll never catch me" (sidenote im 70% Irish) while the employees chased me holding a box of lucky charms which I claimed were mine because "my bloody face is on tha damn box, d'y nae kin it'd be mine?" ...I drink to you and to commemorate those memories good sir
thats a borderline super power there
thanks! I got a few more in the tank while I polish this fotie off.. stick around!
quite a thunderous statement! and sick dance moves on the cast, I love it! is it french or something south of there? I'm not a good worldly type yet
anyways, here's mine.. great for working out or sitting quietly