Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
You got my attention. What happened?
Really? I thought i was the only one who named animals after food
>realize someone already linked thread
>too early to delete thread
nothing serious, I just had a lot of work to do, but couldn't do enough before I left
Yeah, okay Dio... Your mind would go there you sick loli...
Schnitzel is dead sadly
He was so fucking cute
Oh shit. This is about to get dramatic.
My days was alright, went swimming and to a restaurant so couldn't claim as much as I would've liked
Enjoyed your day?
>Kept you waiting, huh?
Pretty much the same, did dome stuff today
I'm not a filthy loli lover, I'm just a passionate soul.
>wanting a dub of literally any anime
Also going to bed, good night.
Tell it to the judge, you jail-bait machine...
Hello Madoka! How has your day been?
I don't like reading and looking at pictures
>claimig akito, no trying to get in bed with me
just a hard day eh? Those kind of days suck.
My schnitzel is dead too. Died a few years ago back when i still with my parents.
Why does she look so bored in the thumbnail?
And sleep well, Homura.
I heard you're about to get shipped :^)
Sounds like a pretty nice day overall. Yeah, the night is made for this kind of stuff.
I wanna see it for the first few eps
They did it with the simpsons right?
Dont fucking ship me with akiko
I swear to God Shinoa
>I don't like reading and looking at pictures
What the fuck are you doing on an image board then?
I've been doing alright, myself. Gonna have a lot of travel this upcoming week so I guess I'll be hardcore lurking during these next few days. Anything interesting coming up for you?
That'd be cool, but then how many eps will the season have. So many questions.
Yep, although it was only apart of the couch gag.
Cut my life into pizzas?
rip the lewds I got from you
>Just one thing, Maki... This isn't about the past...
I guess it's true, got used to being in thread for hours
What are you listening to?
Oh crap! I'm gonna be late... Cya guys later! I'm off to the dardenelles. Pray that no one goes allahu akbar on my arse while I'm there. Bye!
o shit really?
>not being cut in quarters
soft pets are where it's at
bored. Just browsing /waifu/ and the Skryim nexus.
It can't be helped
>this is my last resort
This is my plastic fork
So you're just reading then, which you also don't like?
It doesn't even matter if you're trolling or serious, both are pretty sad at this point
Just save whatever self-respect you still have and don't reply to this
Cousin needs more practice. Kept shifting with too much throttle into 2nd and 3rd.
Never said I didn't like reading
Dont give a fuck if i shit myself bleeding
>mfw i shit myself bleeding
Better idea! Maybe it could be like one of those flash backs like in Arrow
Give this man a fucking applause people
obvious bait, but I feel like taking it
And now you can sperg out in piece, I'm out
That sounds more like the MRE diet ... you don't shit for days.
Cute blush but ... what?
night people, I've been procrastinating sleep but it's gotten uninteresting now
I meant at the same time
I could use some nice music
The edge just cut me into quarters
Cousin's practicing on my motorcycle because she plans to buy it from me. She's giving it to much gas when shifting.
See ya later you two~
bye. sleep tight
what's that stupid look for?
>Generic animu girl Nª2783
Might as well claim Yoko or Miku.
JESUS CHRIST I GOT CUT INTO EIGHTHS!!!
2hardcore4me. After seeing the lane splitting in Japan and Cali, and some accidents, no thanks.
Knew an EMT that called motorcyclists "future donors."
As a Californian, I can confirm that.
Yeesh. Ive been doing that a lot lately due to cold hands and thick gloves.
>I can clutchless shift up and down as well, but still
Never seen Arrow. How do those go?
Yeah an actually crossover is unlikely. South Park has a better chance.
>Killing all trace of my past... Of a promised future.
Same here. It's become a staple thing really.
Alt-J at the moment. Been switching genres constantly.
Ya, but this is mostly cause she's new to riding.
>That kills the gearbox
Nah, that's the 94.
>it's a dancer of the boreal valley being a bitch episode
>can't be parried
well there goes my advice
>Peace Day never came ...
I'm sure I'll be back to my usual routine soon~
Nice song, right now I'm listening to this
>dropped the game at Anor Lando
Can't help ya~
Can't say that I have. My schedule kinda keeps me from going out and taking too many fun routes before dark.
The flash backs happens randomly showing how he spent in time on the island or something triggering the memory. There's only one ep that showed him mainly on the island becuase he was unconscious while other 2 who knew his identity patch him up
Could barely see it
I practiced on my mums bike. I only use it on mine in emergencies.
What about me~?
I didn't even drop it out of rage, I dropped it because I got a bunch of new games and never launched DkS3 since then..
You had your chance~
Welp, there goes the only teasing material i had on you
>This war is peace.
Well good luck with that. enjoying the lazy days while they last.
Doesn't sound bad, not in my taste however.
Ayy that would be nice then. Start the season with everything being normal and over the course of each episode something triggers Rick's memory and we get insight on how prison was or how he escaped.
I did upshifts for a while when I was just starting to have passengers, but after it caused some clutch slipping issues, I stopped.
>We hold our rifles in missing hands
What about this?
gee willies the thread sure is going slow isn't it bois?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE the very first ep should be him getting out because good behavior
I blame vidja.
I'd be restarting here in about five minutes
Month 2, week 1.
I never had a high libido anyways so it doesn't make that much of a difference.
Same. Dick is kill cause didn't wake up with a boner
>Of course, a phantom pain.
This one was better. Reminded me of Pendulum a tiny bit. Liked the breakdown more than anything else.
I'm on 6 hours. Should I go for the 3 month record again?
Haha it'd be a twist.
Well this morning I told myself "Sheesh I think I WONT fap today." but later that day I saw some pretty hot monster girls and didn't feel like trying that nofap bullshit anymore.
Saying "Uhh uhh ur never gon git it boi" would probably be a lie since you will likely get it at one point, but let's be honest, it really doesn't matter.
Any tips on how to resist? 3 months is impressive tell me your secrets, my record is only 2 weeks.
Welcome back cutie.
>Mfw my favorite taco shop is open till 11PM
I'm at month 1 and day 4 :^)
>We stand tall on missing legs
Glad you liked, even if a little bit~
>Should I go for the 3 month record again
I will walk down this path with you :^)
What they said.
I wasn't here when that happened, so she's still mine. Fuck off Skelly Skellington.
What's it called? What's your favorite dish?
Probably gunna get a Carne Asada burrito today. I want something filling.
>Inb4 Mizore makes a joke on that
IT CAN ALSO BE CONSIDERED 10/10, YOU FOOL!
Gotta do something to get out of maximum lock up
HOW? Longest I went was 3 weeks
How do you make it past a month of no fapping besides sheer will power?
>Did you expect nonlewd?
>Because I'm pretty worn out.
But it's 1 in the morning, you're to late!
like 30 minutes so far :^)
how can dick be kill
Oh I'll give you a filling mouthful~
>Inb4 can't stop me
Sounds like boot camp.
Besides death gripping your dick til blood is in the cum?
You best off as usual till you nut. After Nutting the first time, you get back to jacking it until you nut again. Of course it wont feel good or shoot a lot like the first. If you do it before bed, you'll wake up without a morning wood. And the hardest you'll get is a semi. You won't even feel like touching it after that
I fucking knew it!
>Leaving now, absolutely starving
Pretty good. Tired, storms have been rolling in so my data is bad
I just had no desire really. At the time I was pretty busy with life so everything on the side seemed extraneous. Best thing I could tell you is to get rid of any links and what not you might have. Or just occupy your day with other things until you sleep. Kinda what I did.
>We'll make diamonds from their ashes.
If there's anything else like that send it my way please.
How could I deny it then? We're in this together Boss!
True, doesn't seem like him though.
Through being busy with life. Plus at the time I had grown bored of it. Nothing new excited me and it felt like a chore to get down to business.
Edging didn't even work for fucks sake. Just gave it up.
I like it. Another one is rolling over so I'll soon lose connection, night waifu!
Well, I'll head out for my run now before it gets really late.
A bro said they put something in the eggs to make sure you down wake up with a hard on. Everyone in his barracks were all happy yo wake up with one after graduation. Can you confirm? He's National Guard
I want some chalupas!
Never know. He seems heartless but he did save morty and a few others many times
Did you try fapping to floor tiles?
Blind and burn are hotter.
>This "Pain" is ours and no one else's
There you go
We're now brothers in arms :^)