Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692558278
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rE8dI6dRg
Best hole claimed
>>692567512
You got my attention. What happened?
>>692567798
Really? I thought i was the only one who named animals after food
>make thread
>realize someone already linked thread
>too early to delete thread
>wew
>>692567758
>>692568180
nothing serious, I just had a lot of work to do, but couldn't do enough before I left
Dio-sama...
>>692567673
Yeah, okay Dio... Your mind would go there you sick loli...
>>692568180
Schnitzel is dead sadly
He was so fucking cute
>>692568233
Virgin
>>692568319
>Found out
Oh shit. This is about to get dramatic.
>>692567758 (magi)
My days was alright, went swimming and to a restaurant so couldn't claim as much as I would've liked
Enjoyed your day?
>>692567853 (tomato)
>Kept you waiting, huh?
Pretty much the same, did dome stuff today
>>692568319
Nice pic.
Elise from Fire Emblem: Fates
Claiming best girlie!
>>692568319
I'm not a filthy loli lover, I'm just a passionate soul.
>>692567994
>Mi Liu
>wanting a dub of literally any anime
Literally what?
>>692568358
nice meme
Also going to bed, good night.
Kaname Madoka best waifu
Saber claim
>>692568283
>>692568319
Gee bill, two Dios?
>>692568531
Tell it to the judge, you jail-bait machine...
>>692568616
Goodnight Homu!
>>692568636
Hello Madoka! How has your day been?
>>692568588
I don't like reading and looking at pictures
>claimig akito, no trying to get in bed with me
>>692568265
just a hard day eh? Those kind of days suck.
>>692568358
My schnitzel is dead too. Died a few years ago back when i still with my parents.
>>692568522
Why does she look so bored in the thumbnail?
>>692568616
'night
>>692568636
'morning
>>692568616
>>692568636
Cruel destiny.
And sleep well, Homura.
>>692568916
qt
>>692568916
I heard you're about to get shipped :^)
>>692568616
Goodnight~
>>692568933
Pretty good, you?
>>692568963
Mornin'!
>>692568966
Happens every single day lately.
>>692568996
No you
>>692569058
:^)
>>692568450
>9 years
Sounds like a pretty nice day overall. Yeah, the night is made for this kind of stuff.
>>692568616
Night
>>692567853
>maki
I wanna see it for the first few eps
They did it with the simpsons right?
>>692568916
>>692568996
>
konata get
>>692569197
Shinoa
Dont fucking ship me with akiko
I swear to God Shinoa
>>692569135
so what's up?
>>692568963
Its a plushie
>>692568943
>I don't like reading and looking at pictures
What the fuck are you doing on an image board then?
>>692569135
>pic
I've been doing alright, myself. Gonna have a lot of travel this upcoming week so I guess I'll be hardcore lurking during these next few days. Anything interesting coming up for you?
>>692569419
Tge edge cyt me in half
>>692569522
I dont look at the pictures
>>692569197
That'd be cool, but then how many eps will the season have. So many questions.
Yep, although it was only apart of the couch gag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60
>>692569587
Cut my life into pizzas?
>伊吹だよ
>>692569184
rip the lewds I got from you
>>692569185
>Just one thing, Maki... This isn't about the past...
It was~
I guess it's true, got used to being in thread for hours
What are you listening to?
Rough pet.
>>692569419
Drinking and smoking with the fam, you?
>>692569744
I don't speak Chinese
Oh crap! I'm gonna be late... Cya guys later! I'm off to the dardenelles. Pray that no one goes allahu akbar on my arse while I'm there. Bye!
>>692569518
o shit really?
>>692569587
>2016
>not being cut in quarters
>>692569940
soft pets are where it's at
>>692569952
bored. Just browsing /waifu/ and the Skryim nexus.
>>692569998
>one off
Bye
>>692568963
It can't be helped
>>692569744
>this is my last resort
>>692569963
Kek
>>692569744
This is my plastic fork
>>692569691
So you're just reading then, which you also don't like?
It doesn't even matter if you're trolling or serious, both are pretty sad at this point
Just save whatever self-respect you still have and don't reply to this
>>692569963
>Ibuki claimed
>>692570225
Mah nigga
>>692570321
>b- but i was only pretending to be retarded
faggot
Cousin needs more practice. Kept shifting with too much throttle into 2nd and 3rd.
>>692570321
Never said I didn't like reading
>>692570426
Constipation
Hard breathing
Dont give a fuck if i shit myself bleeding
>mfw i shit myself bleeding
>>692569366
OK
>>692569728
Better idea! Maybe it could be like one of those flash backs like in Arrow
Aw damn
>>692569998
Take care
>>692570487
Give this man a fucking applause people
>>692570783
obvious bait, but I feel like taking it
see >>692568943
And now you can sperg out in piece, I'm out
>>692570321
Akito ohayou when
>>692570783
That sounds more like the MRE diet ... you don't shit for days.
>>692570695
Cute blush but ... what?
>>692570783
**
night people, I've been procrastinating sleep but it's gotten uninteresting now
>>692571133
I meant at the same time
>>692571170
Jesus christ
>>692571247
Goodnight HomuHomu
>>692571247
RIP
I could use some nice music
https://youtu.be/QjUk3Bp16zs
>>692571247
Night! Peach demon
>>692571457
The edge just cut me into quarters
>>692571170
Cousin's practicing on my motorcycle because she plans to buy it from me. She's giving it to much gas when shifting.
>>692569998
>>692571247
See ya later you two~
>>692571457
>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_a46WJ1viA
>>692571572
Best waffle claimed.
I'm going to go ahead and claim Mizore.
>>692571247
bye. sleep tight
>>692571572
what's that stupid look for?
I'm leaving
Waifu isn't what it used to be
Buy
>>692571572
>>692571784
>Generic animu girl Nª2783
Might as well claim Yoko or Miku.
>>692571872
JESUS CHRIST I GOT CUT INTO EIGHTHS!!!
>>692572070
RIP in peaces Ryuko
>>692572070
>cut my life into pieces
>>692572416
Post pets
>>692572712
>>692571684
2hardcore4me. After seeing the lane splitting in Japan and Cali, and some accidents, no thanks.
Knew an EMT that called motorcyclists "future donors."
>>692572852
As a Californian, I can confirm that.
>Makoto
>>692571684
Yeesh. Ive been doing that a lot lately due to cold hands and thick gloves.
>I can clutchless shift up and down as well, but still
>>692570807
Never seen Arrow. How do those go?
Yeah an actually crossover is unlikely. South Park has a better chance.
>>692569860
>Killing all trace of my past... Of a promised future.
Same here. It's become a staple thing really.
Alt-J at the moment. Been switching genres constantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo
>>692572991
Is that Route 1?
>>692572991
I CAN MAKE OUT YOUR FACE
>Rory-sama
>>692573032
Ya, but this is mostly cause she's new to riding.
>That kills the gearbox
>>692573139
Nah, that's the 94.
>>692573150
And?
>it's a dancer of the boreal valley being a bitch episode
FUCK ME
>>692573412
>can't be parried
well there goes my advice
>>692573310
You ever take Ortega (74)? It's pretty, and fun, but traffic can make it dangerous. It goes through a national park.
>Ibuki
>>692573066
>Peace Day never came ...
I'm sure I'll be back to my usual routine soon~
Nice song, right now I'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673DwzEmBAY
>>692573412
>dropped the game at Anor Lando
Can't help ya~
>>692573701
Can't say that I have. My schedule kinda keeps me from going out and taking too many fun routes before dark.
>>692573066
The flash backs happens randomly showing how he spent in time on the island or something triggering the memory. There's only one ep that showed him mainly on the island becuase he was unconscious while other 2 who knew his identity patch him up
>>692573150
Could barely see it
>>692573412
>FUCK ME
When, beautiful?~
>>692574223
NOT YOU
>>692574041
>Dropped at Anor Londo
Can't blame you there
>>692573310
I practiced on my mums bike. I only use it on mine in emergencies.
>>692574508
>NOT YOU
What about me~?
I didn't even drop it out of rage, I dropped it because I got a bunch of new games and never launched DkS3 since then..
here
>>692574793
You had your chance~
>>692575067
Then clearly there's only me.
this thread is pretty slow now
>>692575067
>mfw rejected
Welp, there goes the only teasing material i had on you
rip tease
>>692575141
Pass
>>692574041
>This war is peace.
Well good luck with that. enjoying the lazy days while they last.
Doesn't sound bad, not in my taste however.
>>692574223
Ayy that would be nice then. Start the season with everything being normal and over the course of each episode something triggers Rick's memory and we get insight on how prison was or how he escaped.
>>692575510
Wow that's pretty gay.
>>692574678
I did upshifts for a while when I was just starting to have passengers, but after it caused some clutch slipping issues, I stopped.
Sorry for slowing, doing the Overwatch
>>692575510
>>692575067
>>692574508
<3
>>692575510
You fool.
>>692572031
All the good ones were already claimed.
>>692575598
>We hold our rifles in missing hands
Thanks~
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOEgFxZoon0
Who here /nofap? I'm on day 2.
gee willies the thread sure is going slow isn't it bois?
>>692574508
Hehe~
>>692575067
>>692575909
>
>>692575598
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE the very first ep should be him getting out because good behavior
>>692577052
>
>>692577085
I blame vidja.
>>692577062
>Implying nofap
>>692577062
I'd be restarting here in about five minutes
>>692577085
Slow threads are comfy thread
>>692577062
Month 2, week 1.
I never had a high libido anyways so it doesn't make that much of a difference.
>>692577257
^
>>692577062
Same. Dick is kill cause didn't wake up with a boner
>>692575909
>
I'd like some Karen lewds
In love with my loli <3
Please rate?
>>692576222
>Of course, a phantom pain.
This one was better. Reminded me of Pendulum a tiny bit. Liked the breakdown more than anything else.
>>692577062
I'm on 6 hours. Should I go for the 3 month record again?
>>692577101
>Rick
>Good behavior
Haha it'd be a twist.
Stealing Dio
>>692577376
but whos counting right?
>>692577208
>Implying just fapped.
Hey I'm back.
>>692577814
hi friend
>>692577062
Well this morning I told myself "Sheesh I think I WONT fap today." but later that day I saw some pretty hot monster girls and didn't feel like trying that nofap bullshit anymore.
>>692577671
Saying "Uhh uhh ur never gon git it boi" would probably be a lie since you will likely get it at one point, but let's be honest, it really doesn't matter.
>>692577662
Any tips on how to resist? 3 months is impressive tell me your secrets, my record is only 2 weeks.
>>692577814
>Lewd
Welcome back cutie.
>Mfw my favorite taco shop is open till 11PM
>>692577957
Damn right i'll get you
>>692577062
I'm at month 1 and day 4 :^)
>>692577662
>We stand tall on missing legs
Glad you liked, even if a little bit~
>Should I go for the 3 month record again
Yes!
I will walk down this path with you :^)
>>692577788
You've got a point.
**
>>692577257
What they said.
>>692577629
0/0
>>692577671
I wasn't here when that happened, so she's still mine. Fuck off Skelly Skellington.
>>692578037
What's it called? What's your favorite dish?
>>692578287
Cotijas.
Probably gunna get a Carne Asada burrito today. I want something filling.
>Inb4 Mizore makes a joke on that
>>692578287
no, pretty sure your mine
>>692578287
>0/0
IT CAN ALSO BE CONSIDERED 10/10, YOU FOOL!
>>692577629
No
>>692577629
>
>>692577662
Gotta do something to get out of maximum lock up
>3 month
HOW? Longest I went was 3 weeks
.
How do you make it past a month of no fapping besides sheer will power?
>>692577911
Heyooo.
>>692578037
>Did you expect nonlewd?
>Because I'm pretty worn out.
But it's 1 in the morning, you're to late!
>>692577062
like 30 minutes so far :^)
>>692577528
how can dick be kill
>>692578414
Oh I'll give you a filling mouthful~
>Inb4 can't stop me
>>692578581
>3 months.
Sounds like boot camp.
>>692578617
how are you
>>692578625
Besides death gripping your dick til blood is in the cum?
You best off as usual till you nut. After Nutting the first time, you get back to jacking it until you nut again. Of course it wont feel good or shoot a lot like the first. If you do it before bed, you'll wake up without a morning wood. And the hardest you'll get is a semi. You won't even feel like touching it after that
>>692578617
RIP Me
>>692579063
I fucking knew it!
>Leaving now, absolutely starving
>>692579239
Pretty good. Tired, storms have been rolling in so my data is bad
>>692577979
I just had no desire really. At the time I was pretty busy with life so everything on the side seemed extraneous. Best thing I could tell you is to get rid of any links and what not you might have. Or just occupy your day with other things until you sleep. Kinda what I did.
>>692578135
>We'll make diamonds from their ashes.
If there's anything else like that send it my way please.
How could I deny it then? We're in this together Boss!
>>692578581
True, doesn't seem like him though.
Through being busy with life. Plus at the time I had grown bored of it. Nothing new excited me and it felt like a chore to get down to business.
Edging didn't even work for fucks sake. Just gave it up.
>>692579591
i wish it would do that here
>>692580124
I like it. Another one is rolling over so I'll soon lose connection, night waifu!
Well, I'll head out for my run now before it gets really late.
>>692579063
A bro said they put something in the eggs to make sure you down wake up with a hard on. Everyone in his barracks were all happy yo wake up with one after graduation. Can you confirm? He's National Guard
>>692579561
I want some chalupas!
>>692580028
Never know. He seems heartless but he did save morty and a few others many times
Did you try fapping to floor tiles?
>shinoa
>>692579247
sounds horrible
>>692577629
Why don't you guys like my loli?...
>>692580463
bye
>>692580463
Night!
>>692580515
Take care
>shinoa
good evening everyone
>>692580939
Blind and burn are hotter.
>>692578425
Pretty sure nope.
>>692580028
>This "Pain" is ours and no one else's
There you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XClvMMxBg1k
We're now brothers in arms :^)
>>692581015
What is this, a husbando tyhread?
>>692581015
>>692581126
Dio is something far greater than a husbando.
