Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692548848
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJenK72BI4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCgVIHLwYT4
Claimed
Watching OniAi
Dio-sama...
>>692557570
Awwww yeah.
>Straight into the heavy lewd~
>>692557835
Upper arm seems like it be to petite for me, but hey, I'd want to try every part.
Saber claimed
Still dark souls edition
>>692557724
Been lurking in thread my dude?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Claimed
>>692557456 (Mizore)
You are the one killing me, you are going for the low tier stuff and it makes me sad
>>692557835 (kiko)
>Where did i get the idea
By playing the game friend, i dont hate him. Ive never seen a good genji and you never will even at a decent level. He will only be "ok" at pubstomping
>>692558615
I could use more smug in my life
delicious flat chest
Aya claimed.
Ds3 makes me want to fucking throw my controller at my TV.
>>692558776
A status symbol that proves that you are nothing else but another peasant.
>>692558828
>not play it on pc with a keyboard
Noob
claimed
>>692558440
Good anime
Watched it 9 times so far
>>692558802
So you're a fellow sweatshop dweller like me then? Only the sweatiest tactics are allowed here. I love it but I also hate it since there's no skill involved. Kek, being single ulted is bullshit but it lets you know you were posing a major risk and doing something right at least. Or the person just wants some easy kills.
>Green grapes are the worst
You may have the best taste in music, but your fruit is lacking.
No wonder akiko is best girl
>>692558469
wooot woot
>>692558802
You keep not liking what I like!
>Stop liking what I dont like!
Purple grapes are sweet, green are sour. Both are equal to me.
>>692558804
Cutie!~
>>692559032
Best fruit bro.
>>692558828
>controller
>tv
kill self shitter
Claiming best girlie!
>>692558881
:(
>>692559253
wincest
>>692559260
:( :( :( :( :(
>>692558615
>Flat chest
Nah gonna pass
>>692558776
rool
>>692558615
Delicious flat chest in this thread
>>692559253
can't yous spell sachi right?
>>692559276
Hey Cutie with high tier fruit tastes.
She looks more like a cobra than a viper, but Fireaxis also put tits on a snake, so fuck logic
>>692559532
you little motherfucker...
>>692559461
sachi is packing something
roll
>>692559476
:(
>>692559532
bottom text
nice feet
Rough pet.
>>692559532
My God, those FEET!
Just finished last episode of Rick & Morty. That was a good binge.
Welp...
Back to weeb shit, I guess.
>Mirai claimed
>>692559581
I prefer Lamias.
>>692559680
Gentle pet!
>>692559260
Woot woot!
>Lewd train coming in!
>>692559477
Sweet and sour fruits are great.
>>692559826
fruit pet
>>692559532
AY YO HOALDUP
DAM GIRL LEMME HOLLA AT YO DINDU'SHAWN HEE BE CHEKAN ON YO SHIT THEM BE SOME NEW ASS JORDEN ? OR JUST YO FEET?
>>692559453
Cutest Knight~
>>692558802
Ayy
>>692558828
I got slaughtered by pigs many times :(
>>692559276
>>692559477
>
>>692559532
Feeto
>>692559476
How'd your first match go?
>>692559276
Glad to see one who knows what's up.
>>692559779
Season 3 fucking when.
>>692559952
Beautiful Scientist~
best
>>692559779
>>692560024
Bird man :(
>>692559032
Not anymore, but i had a lot of years of being drenched in sweat. True but it still feels bad every time
Best nooooo, its only top tier taste
>>692559276
Thats fair, at least we can agree on some things at the end of the day
>if you catch my drift
>>692560013
People are bullying my shipmate
Wat do smug
>>692559894
lewd train?
>>692559894
I still prefer my strawberries though.
>>692559920
Pffft
>>692560013
Swer on me mum, Smugs
>>692560191
>Drift
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467369794803.webm
>>692560008
CHEWSEES CREAST DAT BE RAWCIST
I NO MONKEY WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT
>>692560024
Confirmed for October 2016.
Also, sorry I didn't reply. I left the thread.
Morning guys! I have about 30 minutes before I have to catch my train, so I finally have somemtime to catchnup with you guys! Anything I've missed?
>>692559532
nice feet
>>692559646
o.o
roll
>>692559532
Those
Fucking
FEET
Storm just hit, leaving till it clears.
>Mizore
>>692558469
>I'd want to try every part.
That's a lot of adoptions
>>692558802
>Ive never seen a good genji
I take this as a personal insult
Also, you don't 'see' good Genji's. They're behind enemy lines fucking up the backline
>He will only be "ok" at pubstomping
just like tracer he has an insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
The chances of seeing a very good Genji below level 150 are slim at best. I'm decent with him. My aim could be a lot better but that applies to every hero. I just haven't played fps in a while
>>692559253
>akiko is best girl
This guy gets it
>>692560316
Oh I see the ship has sunken?
>shinoa
>>692560508
Take care dude
>shinoa
>>692560187
R.I.P.
But it doesn't really matter does it, considering there are an infinite number of universes and timelines? He's still alive in most of them, I'm sure. Hey, in one of them maybe Tammy wasn't a fucking psychotic galactic narc.
>>692560498
lets go to a park so i can push you on the swing ^-^
roll
>>692560024
Fine, similar to the game.
>>692559306
my pc is fucking dead. what the fuck else am i gonna play it on?
>was away fighting the nameless king. again.
>>692559532
cute toes
>>692560907
sell your shit toys and buy a real thing
>aliens will probably invade to stop us from nuking ourselves
>might be hot
>might be dominant
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>692561234
Except that will never happen and the human race will just extinct themselves.
>>692561077
I already bought the fucking replacement parts. I'm just waiting for them.
>>692560191
Beat em!
>>692560687
They can go back to the one they came from for birdman
>>692561234
snek
>>692561234
That's bloody disgusting. Get better lewds
>>692561406
>Lewd late at night.
Disgusting.
Yep. Doggo has terminal spleen cancer. They dont think hell last the weekend.
>>692561578
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692561547
Stay strong Rory
>>692560187
The whole ending was a downer.
>>692560191
Then I need your help, how do I escape the cycle. It does, but deflecting High Noon feels even better. Top tier in everything but grape choice and offensive hero choice.
>>692560352
Aw shit it's happening. Wonder how they're topping that finale.
It's all good man.
>>692560854
Sounds good. Miss playing within the lower levels.
>>692561547
That's a shame Rory. Im sorry
>>692561675
Maybe I have missed something? What is up with the feet? Could someone explain?
>>692561761
Galky
>>692561922
<3
Akiko
Wtf
"We may be brother and sister but we're the opposite sexes"
Wtf am i watching?
Poor Akito
>>692561547
Sorry dude
DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS
>>692560316
I see you are trying to be especially cute today, whats the occasion?
>>692560520
I mean i never see them on the feed or on cards at the end of games. They are just kinda there usually
>just like tracer he has an insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
>insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
For tracer i agree, but anyone and their mom and can play genji. Run and throw stars, get ult, pop ult and hope you get 2 kills before you get dunked on
>>692561379
I did, karen wont stop the bullying though. I did everything i could, i said no, called him a nerd, idk what else to do
>>692561884
What did it for me was getting really good at a game. I hit masters rank in smite and that was the highest you could get at the time. I did that and was on a team for a bit and they taught me the ways of being sweaty and still having fun
>>692562082
Whatever it is I bet it's not as good as Aki-sora.
>>692562096
Hey there robot, what's up?
>>692560700
sure
just let me cross the ocean that separates us real quick :^)
you live in us right?
roll
>>692560578
Nah.
>>692562137
I'm doing what now?!
Claiming this sweet piece of ass.
>>692561732
>>692561893
>>692562095
>>692562252
I feel strangely calm. Im more worried about my mum. Shes interstate and wont be back till after the weekend.
He at least lived 13 good years.
"Promise you'll sleep with me tonight"
Seriously what the fuck
>Mi liu
>>692562292
Nothing really. only reason i'm posting here is because I'm terribly terribly bored. WHat are you up to?
>>692561547
>>692562473
Shit man, that's rough. At least he had a long life.
>>692562401
Arizona, so you'll have to cross the sea, then the desert :)
roll
>>692562461
Save some for me!
>>692561884
I dunno. Yeah rick turned himself in but he has that looks that says "yeah no. Fuck this fuck that and maybe fuck him. Definitely her. I'm busting out now"
>>692561922
>>692562074
>
>>692562137
U r sword man and miho is tank gril. You both can beat a jap brit and a mermaid
>>692562416
Then lemme do my thing
>>692562473
Maybe your feeling towards your mom is stronger?
>>692562473
Remember your fur-baby for the life you had with them. They'll be waiting for you in the next life.
>Kurisu
>>692561406
Oh, so you can't accept her natural form? Fucking people these days...
>>692562952
>>692562074
Saber is cutest Knight. I mean..
>>692562781
>
Doing well I hope?
>>692563131
Ruri
>>692563233
Titties look deflated, face is fucked and feet aren't nice. -10/10
>>692562137
This is the only competitive game I play though. Not counting BF. Too easy. Being sweaty and having fun can coexist, but what if being sweaty is fun?
>>692562952
Oh he's going to break out, he has too. If anything the real question is how will this shape the season.
>>692562722
Pretty much same story for me. I have some time to kill before I head too the dardenelles. Got any music reccomendations? It's going to be a long ride.
>>692562082
If you're expecting a mindless ecchi then you're watching the wrong anime
The plot is really silly but it is there
>anyone and their mom and can play genji
Of course, but they are terrible. Just like anyone can play widowmaker. Play Genji for 10 hours and then tell me how many times you got instantly killed
> Run and throw stars
Pretty useless like that unless you can lead stars and get headshots
>pop ult and hope you get 2 kills before you get dunked on
You've obviously haven't played him a lot. If you're not going for a sextuple then you're doing it wrong
I've gotten quadra's, penta's, hell even septuples and got out alive
With Genji it's all about awareness
Know where your enemies are, decide who to take out first and then chain with dash resets. Use the choas of an already initiated fight to survive the casting animation or you'll get destroyed instantly. 2 swipes can take out any squishy, and the AoE is about the same as Reinhardt hammer. Pretty fucking good if you know what you're doing
>>692561547
Condolences. Losing a friend is horrible.
>>692561884
I don't think Rick would have done that without a plan or some alternate thing. He probably knows his worth, though. There are infinite universes where he isn't caught.
>>692562952
See above
>>692562808
There is enough pussy for everyone.
>>692563486
>>692562781
>tfw no hug pic with Galko
>>692563486
Just alright.
Hello! Anyone got any plans for Amerexit weekend?
>Ibukiは俺の物
>>692563468
>Out of blushing images
>>692562137
forgot to quote you in >>692563643
>>692562755
:o
sounds good
roll
>>692563787
I plan on evaporating into a fine mist while I don't have to work Saturday.
>>692563643
I didn't expect this bullshit incest shit
Fucking poor Akito
>>692562722
Long and happy. He still tried to jump out the car today.
>>692562952
I explained in the discord, I dont really let emotions get to me. Mum being away for it is what I think is the hardest thing to go througb.
>>692563210
Ill always remember him.
>>692563659
Not the first Ive lost, and wont be the last.
>>692563831
>get more
>>692563233
Looked like a fucking bedsheet from the thumbnail.
>>692564087
>bullshit incest shit
Brace for episode 12
>>692563573
To the dardenelles you say? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lxo9iEX8W1
>>692563897
I'd snuggle you all night though :3
roll
>>692562416
You heard me, i saw the pics youve been using. Why the extra cute today?
>>692562952
Its not miho, its mio. I am a sword guy but my mio is just a music grill. Karen is gonna blow us up
>>692563516
Thats just what worked for me. Thats the secret, get both to mix and find what level you are. Nowadays im a good 50 50 mix id say
>>692563643
You are throwing a lot of stuff thats pretty obvious friendo. All of this said he is playable, but why would you ever pick him over any other offensive character? He provides less than other offensives and the other ones are all way safer. Ill be waiting next time we play for you to show me this "good" genji
>>692563787
Inexplicable depression.
>>692563573
I don't really have many recommendations (i don't know your taste. But if it means i mainly just listen to whatever i find on my Ipod. which is mainly just Bowie & Gorillaz.
>>692564112
RIP in peace doggo
>>692563468
>>692563831
Hmmmmmm?~~
Hey saber didn't you once say ">tfw no ship"?~
>>692563516
We all know how rick can make anything he wants to. I'd say he'd make a clone somehow and let that clone do its thing till it becomes unstable and dies
>>692563659
Besides what I said above, he'll call the other Rick and morties? Think he'll also call the hive mind alien?
>>692563711
Galky is my big sis. Jealous?
>>692563725
Good to hear!
>>692564112
OK sorry to hear again but I'm not in the discord. And I don't want you telling it again for that may bring bad memories
>>692564409
Karen is smaller than mio
>>692559532
Every time I see this image posted in a thread, everyone completely loses their shit over it. What the fuck, boys.
>>692564112
It's always difficult to lose a dog... They always have been there for you as an eternally friendly companion. I losy my Bichon-Frise to liver failure back in November. I don't think Im ever going to fully get over it. Pic was my Bichon, named Dublin.
>Mami
>>692564776
>What the fuck, boys.
Made my special snowflake tips jingle.
>Laughed
>>692561547
I'm sorry to hear that. All doggos go to heaven.
>>692564493
I'm also sorry to hear that. I hope you can find something you enjoy to do.
>>692564617
I've never heard of them... I'll check it out while I drive. Thx.
>>692563659
He seemed pretty out of it towards the end honestly. Kinda just jumped the gun and turned himself in. Although you are right, he's a crafty bastard. If and when he does break out yeah they could always travel to a different universe but that would start shit with the council again.
>>692564409
When I'm sweating over it I am having fun. Maybe I'm at the 50/50 thresh already.
>>692564767
He's smart enough to know that'd eventually happen but building that up while in prison and getting it out seems difficult.
I just want another inter dimensional tv episode.
>>692564942
i used to have a dog just like that named schnitzel. This is becoming a feels thread isn't it.
>>692565274
No problem. Just keep in mind they're the kind of band you sort of have to grow a liking for.
>>692564767
No, theres no bad memories. I just sounds like an edgelord when I say that I dont feel emotions.
>>692564942
I remember the pets, but I dont get too attached because I know that they aren't suffering and are probably doing what they enjoy.
>>692565272
All pets go to heaven period.
>pic related, we lost him 2 years ago
>Rory-sama
>>692564776
Is it a dank waifu meme, or is there more to it? I'm leaning toward the latter since I've seen it in many other non-waifu threads, too.
https://youtu.be/zKzR3yIeZ70
This sums it up
>>692565698
We have a dank waifu meme about it. Not sure how other threads go.
>them amazing walking appendages
>>692564353
Jesus christ...
Eyepatch lady > Akiko tbh
>>692564112
Good Doggo, right there.
>>692564767
No, I don't think it'll be as explosive is that. I think they might start it in an alternate universe where Rick isn't captured and Rick goes on screen saying "Didn't see that one comin', did ya bitch?" or Rick shows up at the Smith's house for no reason, saying he got bored with galactic prison.
>>692563573
Hopefully you will like something from here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uq_4uVILag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-2-jD-42Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTFBmw0Pa8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJdukIQmoxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8l188gPs3c
Riked Stolmanoo clemed
>>692564409
why would you ever pick him over any other offensive character
Fine, here's a list
>Great flanker
>good consistent damage
>Great potential burst
>best mobility in the game even over Tracer, can triple jump, wallwalk, dash
>Deals with snipers, something you would appreciate if you noticed it
>Genjis deflect is THE best non-ultimate ability in the game for obvious reasons
>The shurikens don't lose damage with distance unlike 76 and Tracers piddly bullets
unlike Soldier: 76, Genji is not a hero that anyone can pick and instantly start doing good. This is one of the heroes in Overwatch that demands a high skill level and a lot of patience. In addition to this, he is pretty squishy and once gets caught out of position; dies instantly.
>Ill be waiting next time we play for you to show me this "good" genji
You gonna play Genji too? Otherwise you shouldn't even hope to follow me around
Also, I'm decent but I'm not great. I wish I could be better
>>692565857
KHA KHA KHA
Prez is pretty great indeed
Fun fact: she's Akito and Akiko's cousin, but that's never mentioned in the anime
>>692559532
I would do unspeakable things to those vixen movers
>>692566055
Cousin sex > sibling sex tbh
>>692561884
>Rick and Morty season 2 ending
>tfw
>>692564767
>>692563831
I have no ship either~
>>692564767
Also yes. Titties is my friendo. Very jealous. I don't think I'm shopped in any pics beside the group ones like the Dr. Pep truck tbh
>claim
Hey guys, what's up?
>>692559779
Look at me
I'm mr meeseecs
>>692565593
Fuck that's true. I want them to show how he lives in prison, kill a guy for looking him wrong then break out
Gotta do one with South Park
>>692565661
Ohhhh
>>692565937
Bruh. I want them to do what my first reply is
>>692566427
Oh mi
>>692566536
Boat.
>Kurisu
>>692566603
Oh Shinoa
Im off to play with a friend for a bit, be back later
>>692565593
Then there is nothing to worry about, you have hit enlightenment. Ill be expecting less genji from you then :^)
>>692564767
True, but we will be smaller than karen if we get blown up
>>692566055
>Implying most offensive characters dont do most of what you said
Fuck no im not playing that garbage, im saying ill watch you do all this stuff you are talking about so you can prove me wrong friend
>>692565632
>becoming a feels thread
Yup, it's slowly being corrupted by melancholy memories.
>music
Sure, I always give everything a solid chance before I make a decision as to whether or not I like it.
>>692566025
Thanks for the music Homu! :3
>>692565661
Hard for me to not get attached to my pets as they are such a HUGE part of my minimal social life.
OniAi dub when
>>692565661
I know what you mean. Pets are the best.
My dogger
>>692566536
89 cents
>>692564377
:3
roll
>>692565937
He is, and will stay that way.
>>692566796
Huge part of my life too. I do get attached, but my mind cuts off that attachment when they die. Part of a mental conditioning due to harsh workplaces.
>i wish I was joking
>>692567040
Nice dogger
Best hole claimed
>>692566927
This.
>>692566427
You're getting so hung up on this
Episode 12, fucking brace
>>692566741
>non flankers
76, Phara, Mcree
>non-burst damage
Phara, Tracer, Reaper
>mobility
All of them have some form of mobility but none rivals Genji's
>Snipers
Phara, 76, Mcree and Reaper are all at the mercy of snipers
>damage fall-off
76, Tracer, Mcree, Reaper
Yes, Genji does things others do as well, but that can be said about every character
>why play Mercy when you can play Lucio? He heals too
See ya
well my day could've gone better
>>692567490
My data fucking capped damn it i need fucking WiFi
>>692567512
The first thing that came up in my mind when reading this post was a father raping his child.
>>692567254
It's a coping mechanism. Death is something that needs coping with. I don't think there's any shame in dealing with it that way.
>>692566687
Scientist
>fucker
>>692567103
Crazy maid person
>>692567332
Okay I was giving benefit of the doubt but thanks for making it painfully obvious you're not serious
>>692567610
condolences
>>692566536
Nothing much on this end. How has your day been?
>>692567254
I understand... Such mental conditioning arises because of your work/location? I hope you're doing well...
>>692567512
Wanna talk about it, desu?
>>692567673
well i guess it could've been worse then
>>692565632
My friend had a ferret named schnitzel
>>692566439
Wubba lubba dub dub :^)
Coming back in Oct though apparently.
>>692566536
>B-Boss?
The usual music and chilling. You?
>>692566603
That ties into the other scenario I had. Will they break him out in episode 1? Or will he be in there for a span of the season? Either one is going to be great
Never thought of that.
>>692566741
>Ill be expecting less genji from you then :^)
That's like saying stop playing the offensive heroes. Have fun m8.
>>692566522
Oh?
If only saber agrees~
Ask shiro about that
>>692566741
True true
>shinoa
>>692567673
>Not recognizing Dio as the community's true moral leader
Savages. Savages all of you.
>>692567758
Im doing fine.
>>692567702
Its an effective coping mechanism.
>>692567798
My ferret was named Slim
>>692567756
Literally what
