Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Straight into the heavy lewd~
Upper arm seems like it be to petite for me, but hey, I'd want to try every part.
Still dark souls edition
Been lurking in thread my dude?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
You are the one killing me, you are going for the low tier stuff and it makes me sad
>Where did i get the idea
By playing the game friend, i dont hate him. Ive never seen a good genji and you never will even at a decent level. He will only be "ok" at pubstomping
I could use more smug in my life
delicious flat chest
Ds3 makes me want to fucking throw my controller at my TV.
A status symbol that proves that you are nothing else but another peasant.
Watched it 9 times so far
So you're a fellow sweatshop dweller like me then? Only the sweatiest tactics are allowed here. I love it but I also hate it since there's no skill involved. Kek, being single ulted is bullshit but it lets you know you were posing a major risk and doing something right at least. Or the person just wants some easy kills.
>Green grapes are the worst
You may have the best taste in music, but your fruit is lacking.
You keep not liking what I like!
>Stop liking what I dont like!
Purple grapes are sweet, green are sour. Both are equal to me.
Best fruit bro.
:( :( :( :( :(
Nah gonna pass
Delicious flat chest in this thread
can't yous spell sachi right?
Hey Cutie with high tier fruit tastes.
She looks more like a cobra than a viper, but Fireaxis also put tits on a snake, so fuck logic
Just finished last episode of Rick & Morty. That was a good binge.
Back to weeb shit, I guess.
>Lewd train coming in!
Sweet and sour fruits are great.
I got slaughtered by pigs many times :(
How'd your first match go?
Glad to see one who knows what's up.
Season 3 fucking when.
Not anymore, but i had a lot of years of being drenched in sweat. True but it still feels bad every time
Best nooooo, its only top tier taste
Thats fair, at least we can agree on some things at the end of the day
>if you catch my drift
People are bullying my shipmate
Wat do smug
I still prefer my strawberries though.
Swer on me mum, Smugs
Confirmed for October 2016.
Also, sorry I didn't reply. I left the thread.
Morning guys! I have about 30 minutes before I have to catch my train, so I finally have somemtime to catchnup with you guys! Anything I've missed?
>I'd want to try every part.
That's a lot of adoptions
>Ive never seen a good genji
I take this as a personal insult
Also, you don't 'see' good Genji's. They're behind enemy lines fucking up the backline
>He will only be "ok" at pubstomping
just like tracer he has an insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
The chances of seeing a very good Genji below level 150 are slim at best. I'm decent with him. My aim could be a lot better but that applies to every hero. I just haven't played fps in a while
>akiko is best girl
This guy gets it
But it doesn't really matter does it, considering there are an infinite number of universes and timelines? He's still alive in most of them, I'm sure. Hey, in one of them maybe Tammy wasn't a fucking psychotic galactic narc.
lets go to a park so i can push you on the swing ^-^
my pc is fucking dead. what the fuck else am i gonna play it on?
>was away fighting the nameless king. again.
>aliens will probably invade to stop us from nuking ourselves
>might be hot
>might be dominant
Except that will never happen and the human race will just extinct themselves.
I already bought the fucking replacement parts. I'm just waiting for them.
They can go back to the one they came from for birdman
That's bloody disgusting. Get better lewds
Yep. Doggo has terminal spleen cancer. They dont think hell last the weekend.
The whole ending was a downer.
Then I need your help, how do I escape the cycle. It does, but deflecting High Noon feels even better. Top tier in everything but grape choice and offensive hero choice.
Aw shit it's happening. Wonder how they're topping that finale.
It's all good man.
Sounds good. Miss playing within the lower levels.
That's a shame Rory. Im sorry
Maybe I have missed something? What is up with the feet? Could someone explain?
"We may be brother and sister but we're the opposite sexes"
Wtf am i watching?
DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS
I see you are trying to be especially cute today, whats the occasion?
I mean i never see them on the feed or on cards at the end of games. They are just kinda there usually
>just like tracer he has an insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
>insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
For tracer i agree, but anyone and their mom and can play genji. Run and throw stars, get ult, pop ult and hope you get 2 kills before you get dunked on
I did, karen wont stop the bullying though. I did everything i could, i said no, called him a nerd, idk what else to do
What did it for me was getting really good at a game. I hit masters rank in smite and that was the highest you could get at the time. I did that and was on a team for a bit and they taught me the ways of being sweaty and still having fun
Whatever it is I bet it's not as good as Aki-sora.
Hey there robot, what's up?
just let me cross the ocean that separates us real quick :^)
you live in us right?
I'm doing what now?!
I feel strangely calm. Im more worried about my mum. Shes interstate and wont be back till after the weekend.
He at least lived 13 good years.
"Promise you'll sleep with me tonight"
Seriously what the fuck
Nothing really. only reason i'm posting here is because I'm terribly terribly bored. WHat are you up to?
Shit man, that's rough. At least he had a long life.
Arizona, so you'll have to cross the sea, then the desert :)
I dunno. Yeah rick turned himself in but he has that looks that says "yeah no. Fuck this fuck that and maybe fuck him. Definitely her. I'm busting out now"
U r sword man and miho is tank gril. You both can beat a jap brit and a mermaid
Then lemme do my thing
Maybe your feeling towards your mom is stronger?
Saber is cutest Knight. I mean..
Doing well I hope?
Titties look deflated, face is fucked and feet aren't nice. -10/10
This is the only competitive game I play though. Not counting BF. Too easy. Being sweaty and having fun can coexist, but what if being sweaty is fun?
Oh he's going to break out, he has too. If anything the real question is how will this shape the season.
Pretty much same story for me. I have some time to kill before I head too the dardenelles. Got any music reccomendations? It's going to be a long ride.
If you're expecting a mindless ecchi then you're watching the wrong anime
The plot is really silly but it is there
>anyone and their mom and can play genji
Of course, but they are terrible. Just like anyone can play widowmaker. Play Genji for 10 hours and then tell me how many times you got instantly killed
> Run and throw stars
Pretty useless like that unless you can lead stars and get headshots
>pop ult and hope you get 2 kills before you get dunked on
You've obviously haven't played him a lot. If you're not going for a sextuple then you're doing it wrong
I've gotten quadra's, penta's, hell even septuples and got out alive
With Genji it's all about awareness
Know where your enemies are, decide who to take out first and then chain with dash resets. Use the choas of an already initiated fight to survive the casting animation or you'll get destroyed instantly. 2 swipes can take out any squishy, and the AoE is about the same as Reinhardt hammer. Pretty fucking good if you know what you're doing
Condolences. Losing a friend is horrible.
I don't think Rick would have done that without a plan or some alternate thing. He probably knows his worth, though. There are infinite universes where he isn't caught.
Hello! Anyone got any plans for Amerexit weekend?
>Out of blushing images
Long and happy. He still tried to jump out the car today.
I explained in the discord, I dont really let emotions get to me. Mum being away for it is what I think is the hardest thing to go througb.
Ill always remember him.
Not the first Ive lost, and wont be the last.
>bullshit incest shit
Brace for episode 12
You heard me, i saw the pics youve been using. Why the extra cute today?
Its not miho, its mio. I am a sword guy but my mio is just a music grill. Karen is gonna blow us up
Thats just what worked for me. Thats the secret, get both to mix and find what level you are. Nowadays im a good 50 50 mix id say
You are throwing a lot of stuff thats pretty obvious friendo. All of this said he is playable, but why would you ever pick him over any other offensive character? He provides less than other offensives and the other ones are all way safer. Ill be waiting next time we play for you to show me this "good" genji
I don't really have many recommendations (i don't know your taste. But if it means i mainly just listen to whatever i find on my Ipod. which is mainly just Bowie & Gorillaz.
RIP in peace doggo
Hey saber didn't you once say ">tfw no ship"?~
We all know how rick can make anything he wants to. I'd say he'd make a clone somehow and let that clone do its thing till it becomes unstable and dies
Besides what I said above, he'll call the other Rick and morties? Think he'll also call the hive mind alien?
Galky is my big sis. Jealous?
Good to hear!
OK sorry to hear again but I'm not in the discord. And I don't want you telling it again for that may bring bad memories
Karen is smaller than mio
It's always difficult to lose a dog... They always have been there for you as an eternally friendly companion. I losy my Bichon-Frise to liver failure back in November. I don't think Im ever going to fully get over it. Pic was my Bichon, named Dublin.
I'm sorry to hear that. All doggos go to heaven.
I'm also sorry to hear that. I hope you can find something you enjoy to do.
I've never heard of them... I'll check it out while I drive. Thx.
He seemed pretty out of it towards the end honestly. Kinda just jumped the gun and turned himself in. Although you are right, he's a crafty bastard. If and when he does break out yeah they could always travel to a different universe but that would start shit with the council again.
When I'm sweating over it I am having fun. Maybe I'm at the 50/50 thresh already.
He's smart enough to know that'd eventually happen but building that up while in prison and getting it out seems difficult.
I just want another inter dimensional tv episode.
i used to have a dog just like that named schnitzel. This is becoming a feels thread isn't it.
No problem. Just keep in mind they're the kind of band you sort of have to grow a liking for.
No, theres no bad memories. I just sounds like an edgelord when I say that I dont feel emotions.
I remember the pets, but I dont get too attached because I know that they aren't suffering and are probably doing what they enjoy.
All pets go to heaven period.
>pic related, we lost him 2 years ago
This sums it up
Good Doggo, right there.
No, I don't think it'll be as explosive is that. I think they might start it in an alternate universe where Rick isn't captured and Rick goes on screen saying "Didn't see that one comin', did ya bitch?" or Rick shows up at the Smith's house for no reason, saying he got bored with galactic prison.
Hopefully you will like something from here.
why would you ever pick him over any other offensive character
Fine, here's a list
>good consistent damage
>Great potential burst
>best mobility in the game even over Tracer, can triple jump, wallwalk, dash
>Deals with snipers, something you would appreciate if you noticed it
>Genjis deflect is THE best non-ultimate ability in the game for obvious reasons
>The shurikens don't lose damage with distance unlike 76 and Tracers piddly bullets
unlike Soldier: 76, Genji is not a hero that anyone can pick and instantly start doing good. This is one of the heroes in Overwatch that demands a high skill level and a lot of patience. In addition to this, he is pretty squishy and once gets caught out of position; dies instantly.
>Ill be waiting next time we play for you to show me this "good" genji
You gonna play Genji too? Otherwise you shouldn't even hope to follow me around
Also, I'm decent but I'm not great. I wish I could be better
KHA KHA KHA
Prez is pretty great indeed
Fun fact: she's Akito and Akiko's cousin, but that's never mentioned in the anime
I would do unspeakable things to those vixen movers
I have no ship either~
Also yes. Titties is my friendo. Very jealous. I don't think I'm shopped in any pics beside the group ones like the Dr. Pep truck tbh
Fuck that's true. I want them to show how he lives in prison, kill a guy for looking him wrong then break out
Gotta do one with South Park
Bruh. I want them to do what my first reply is
Im off to play with a friend for a bit, be back later
Then there is nothing to worry about, you have hit enlightenment. Ill be expecting less genji from you then :^)
True, but we will be smaller than karen if we get blown up
>Implying most offensive characters dont do most of what you said
Fuck no im not playing that garbage, im saying ill watch you do all this stuff you are talking about so you can prove me wrong friend
>becoming a feels thread
Yup, it's slowly being corrupted by melancholy memories.
Sure, I always give everything a solid chance before I make a decision as to whether or not I like it.
Thanks for the music Homu! :3
Hard for me to not get attached to my pets as they are such a HUGE part of my minimal social life.
I know what you mean. Pets are the best.
He is, and will stay that way.
Huge part of my life too. I do get attached, but my mind cuts off that attachment when they die. Part of a mental conditioning due to harsh workplaces.
>i wish I was joking
You're getting so hung up on this
Episode 12, fucking brace
76, Phara, Mcree
Phara, Tracer, Reaper
All of them have some form of mobility but none rivals Genji's
Phara, 76, Mcree and Reaper are all at the mercy of snipers
76, Tracer, Mcree, Reaper
Yes, Genji does things others do as well, but that can be said about every character
>why play Mercy when you can play Lucio? He heals too
The first thing that came up in my mind when reading this post was a father raping his child.
It's a coping mechanism. Death is something that needs coping with. I don't think there's any shame in dealing with it that way.
Crazy maid person
Okay I was giving benefit of the doubt but thanks for making it painfully obvious you're not serious
Nothing much on this end. How has your day been?
I understand... Such mental conditioning arises because of your work/location? I hope you're doing well...
Wanna talk about it, desu?
Wubba lubba dub dub :^)
Coming back in Oct though apparently.
The usual music and chilling. You?
That ties into the other scenario I had. Will they break him out in episode 1? Or will he be in there for a span of the season? Either one is going to be great
Never thought of that.
>Ill be expecting less genji from you then :^)
That's like saying stop playing the offensive heroes. Have fun m8.
Im doing fine.
Its an effective coping mechanism.
My ferret was named Slim