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Trips names my newborn baby me and my wife can't think of anything so anything goes
>bonus points if it ends in bert
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There's nothing wrong with naming him just "Bert"
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>>692369205
Shaniqua.
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>>692369205
Magnus
Magnusbert
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Ultaan the destroyer
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Mootbert
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Cumguzzlingfagbert
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Herbert
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Bertbert
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>>692371536
roll
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>>692369205
Nigger.
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>>692369205
Q*Bert
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>>692371536
roll
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Robert
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Dindu
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Adolf Benito
Trips pls
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>>692372889
Off by one...
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>>692373138
Roll
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>>692372844
Nigbert
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>>692369205
Hitlerberg
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>>692373138
Rollerino
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Fuck yes do it
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>>692373138
Rollin
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>>692369205
Niggato
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>>692369205
Niggercunt
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Niggerbert
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Shitler
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rollgato
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>>692373138
Roholl
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>>692369205
Cancer
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Cuckbert
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>>692373491
Roll
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>>692369205
Burrito Jackson
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Senor Polipo, the Bandito of the Far West
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>>692373540
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Kyle.
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>>692369205
Thisbabyisgoingonmydickbert.
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Cuca
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Nigbert the third
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>>692369205
Kim Jong Bert
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>>692369205
batbert
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Schlomobert Goldsteinbergbert
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Swag
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>>692369205
Donald
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>>692369205
Stupid fucking retard
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Fagbert Humperdinck
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Tyrone DaQuan III. Bert jr.
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>>692369205
fagbert
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert
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Niggerbert
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>>692369205
Seigbert
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>>692373839
Trumpbert
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>>692369205
Tybert
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>>692369205
Gay Retard
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OLE
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Bigus Dickus
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>>692369205
Faggotberg
Rapistbert
Niggerbert

if even trips first
if odd second
if zeros third
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Enward (Pronounced N-word)
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/bert/tard
No the slashes aren't silent in this case
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Kangs An Shiet
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>>692374278
Rr
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Beer
Beerbert
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Dankbert
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>>692374278
Reroll
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You ruined my life you fucking retarded peice of shit-bert
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>>692374160
Name your kid this OP
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Kekbert
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Fagbert
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>>692374355
Reroll
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>>692374278
Rooll
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo bert
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>>692373559
Roll
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>>692369205
Toggaf
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>>692374503
Roll
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Analbert
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>>692373337
>>692373839
>>692374123
>>692374400
Reroll for all!
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Cuckelbert
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>>692374503
Roll for this.
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Urkel
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Bifafftlefafftle
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Cockdestroyer
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Sunny
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>>692372889
This holy shit
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Nick
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Penis
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>>692371187
>Ultaan the destroyer
>Ultaan the destroyerbert
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>>692369205
Cuntbert
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Shampaign Bimbarino Niggles the third
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Trips
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Allahu
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Birdbert
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>>692369205
Jailbait
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>>692374949
Roll
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>>692369205
Rave Frogbert
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Cadenzia
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>>692369205
Dat boi
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>>692374355
Re-reroll
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>>692372889
Seconding.

Better post the fucking bert-h certificate, OP.
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Muhammad
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>>692369205
4chanbert
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>>692369205
Memebert
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>>692374949
Reroll
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>>692369205
Name your child "Foreskin" if male, and "Slut" if female.
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Stupidfuckingretardbert
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Mixtapebert
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>>692372889
Rolling for this
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Daddy's toy
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>>692369205
Dickbert
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>>692369205
Cum dumpster-bert
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>>692375293
Rr
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>>692369205
Name your child "Failed blowjob"
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>>692369205
Nootbert
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>>692369205
gaybert.
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Rad-Thad
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Pocket pussy bert
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>>692369205
Osamaniggerbert
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>>692369205
Fagbert
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>>692375194
Roll
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>>692375293
Reroll
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>>692369205
Berthabert
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>>692369205
Spongebob
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Courage Wolf
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>>692369205

Isambard
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Huge fucking faggot bert
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>>692375552
Rolling
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Donkey Kong Bert
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Jeremy Clarkson Hates Muslims
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>>692375552
Noooooo reroll
Satanic trips get
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>>692369205
Courage Wolf
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>>692375446
Roll Reeeeeeeeeeee!
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Wel-Fare
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Hillary
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That faggot bert
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Milhouse
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>>692375552
Winrar! 555 GET!
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Drake
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Mootykins
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Ernieandbert
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Deshawndra
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Derpbert
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>>692369205
Whydidilet4channamemykidberthabertthecumdumb
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Æthelbert
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Bitch boy bert
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>>692369205
Niggerbert.
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Shatner
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Treyvon-Martlin-Luther-King Jr.
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Fagbert
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Anon
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pork brosnan
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>>692375772
Stop no I did not get trips.you are being the new friend. Please do not do this
Courage Wolf
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Niggerdestroyer
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Should have aimed for the face
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Pussy-Hammer
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Facey McFaceface
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Daddy's little cum dumpster bert
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>>692375887
Shatnerbert
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>>692369205
Bobert
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anon
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HammerCock
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cremus
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Sherbert
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Sherbert
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Anonberg
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Edgylordbert
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>>692375552
3 # from us having another courage wolf
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>>692375887

Roll
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>>692376052
This
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Tendai Yağmur Xue Finley Baldovini
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My fathers Som
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Pablo Diego José Francisco Alvaro Juan Alejandro Javier Remedios Cipriano Marcos Santísima Trinidad Ruiz Miguel Antonio
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>>692369205
Flybutt
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Herbert
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>>692376186
And I'll do it, just watch these trips
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Fagbert for president
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>>692376030
Should-Have-Aimed-for-the-Facebert.
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Bloody diaper discharge bery
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Selene
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Fuck this shit, call hom Blue whore.
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nigbert
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Pubert
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>>692376273
Rerolling for this
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Courage The Cowardly Cuck
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Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke
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>>692376337
FUCK

REROLL FOR COURAGE WOLF
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>>692376448
shit
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tyronebert
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>>692376273
One more time
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Donald
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Pinecone
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>>692376502
roll
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Cummings Dale Fok
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Bertbert
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>>692376458
Rolling for Pubert
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>Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsukebert
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Obi Dindu Wan
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Bertbert
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LiL Nig

Trips get
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Cuck at heart
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>>692376484
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Hitlerdidnothingwrongbert
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His name is now Fagbet.
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Abortbert
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Albertbert
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Donald "The Wall" Trump
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Geralt
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>>692376458
Roll
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>>692376615
Rolling for this wall of shit
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>>692376667
Roll, one off
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>>692369205
Daddy's new flesh light bert
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>>692376186
What do you mean? He got trips.
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Dindu Muffins
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Bart
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>>692376655
Fuck you dubs!
Courage Wolf
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>>692376667
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE
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>>692369205
2girls1cupbert
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Cumdump
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bertbert
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bertler
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NIGGER
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Difizamont Cluggins.
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Abomination
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Cuckbert
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Smelly Negro
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Name him Albert.
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888

HITLER
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>>692376458
Rolling again
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>>692376615
Roll
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Scoobert Doobert
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Frankenberry-Delights
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hitlerdidnothingbert
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Daddy's little suckbert
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>>692376773
Once more with feeling
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Piccolo
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His name is Natalia, and you have to start him on Hormones so he's a beautiful trap
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Tyronebert
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>>692369205
Abortbert
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Bort
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I-fucks-wit-dick
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>>692376615
REROLL
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Berthert
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Fuckbert
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>>692376923
Reroll
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Gertbert
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Pubert
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>>692376458
And again
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abertion
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Bert
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Halbert. And his middle name has to be waitforit all one word.
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>>692373138
egg roll
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>>692376989
Roll me a new trap, fate.
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zoltan
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>>692373200
Rollin for Nigbert
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>>692376736
Newfag
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Bertbert the Bert
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>>692376955
Courage Wolf
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Bortbert
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Supple Nupple
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Obama bert
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heilhitlerbert
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>>692376458
Still rolling
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Bernie sanders
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>>692377099
roll
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Garrett
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Bert
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>>692377222
winrar
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kek I got it
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>>692377222
winrar
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>>692377227
this, reroll
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Product of Cum
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>>692377222
Holy shit winrar
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>>692377222
Kek winrar
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>>692377222
first to witness!
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>>692377222
Winrar.
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>>692377162
>>692377333
Courage Wolf
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>>692377222
Nice wonrar
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>>692377222
Winwar
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>>692377222
winrar
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>>692377222
topkek
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Albert. Sounds normal, ends in bert, fairly uncommon so he'll feel unique growing up.
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Hodorbert
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>>692376479
Is this from Joshiraku? You motherfucker.
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>>692369205
Laquanda if it's a girl and Shelbert if it's a boy
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Phteven
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james
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Screencap this bitch
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>>692377331
Override for Courage Wolf
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>>692377491
Seconding this
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>>692377407
reroll
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>>692373559
Fucking lost it! Rolling for this
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>>692377222
Amazing!
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>>692369205
If trips
0 - 3 = Lubert
4 - 6 = Trebert
7 - 9 = Regretbert
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>>692377611
We already got trips dumbass
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OP is a faggot and won't deliver the goods.
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>>692376663
>>692376667
Winners!
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>>692377222
The winwar bitches.
Smash Dat muhfuggin like button.
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>>692377222
Kek
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>>692377735
Newfag
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Failed A-bert-ion
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>>692376458
Roll
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Daddya toy
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>>692377777

Where is?
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>>692377825
I laughed.
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Name him the most patriotic name ever: George John Thomas James Monroe Quincy Andrew Martin van Harrison Tyler Polk Zachary Millard Franklin Buchanan Abraham Andrew Ulysses Rutherford Garfield Chester Grover Benjamin William Theodore Howard Woodrow Warren Calvin Herbert Delano Truman David Fitzgerald Baines Milhous Rudolph James Earl Wilson Herbert Walker Jefferson George Hussein Donald John
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"And we shall call the child, Dingus"
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>>692377735
>being this new
Summer has hit
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Torturematic Killotron Rapetastbert
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Dr. Rockso
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OP wont deliver. Trips were already had faggots quit rolling
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Are you faggots blind or just new?
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