Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691312421
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Miho claimed
>>691320234
Takao claimed
Yo
>>691319995
Not right now, but I was earlier. I'm not messing around with a music playing account on discord. What have you been up too?
Megu claim
QOTT: Would you fuck yourself in the ass if you could?
Claaaaaimed
hey woah
LYNCH THE NIGGERS
AY HOW IT DO PEEPS
Claiming a waifu who is in a canon relationship is just wrong...
Im bored again.
Tohsaka here
I'm clueless as what to buy this summer sale with only $3.44, but I have some items that are going to become tradeable on the 26th, so I'll gamble those and get more money, still clueless what to buy then though.
>>691320353
No.
>>691320433
Good.
>>691320440
This is bait.
>>691320234
Do you start every single one of these threads? OP always claims Kyouko.
Also Erza claimed.
>ITT: Americans complaining about heat.
>>691320440
She is dead.
Free game.
>>691319994
Meh
>>691319995
...o shit
I hope so too
>>691320096
No.
>roll for leads
>>691320142
You fuck
:^l
>>691320144
I.. uh..
I'm scared D:
>>691320433
Not much, still outside.
>Still need Mr. Noose
>>691320482
>>691320353
No.
>>691319999
Wastedquads.png
Yozira xlaimed.
>>691319995
Not much man just been getting all my inter netting out of my system. Watching Anime about to play some Overwatch. Other than that no much. You?
>>691320433
Gas the KiKES!
>>691320538
Spoilers.
>
>>691320433
Hey I didn't see your message about the edits before you left, it's looking nice, feel free to edit any Homuhayo as you please, I will save em.
>>691320580
Shh, no more tears dear Amatsu.
Only dreams.
So my question is are you guys straight for your waifu? Because you seem to talk about doing anal sex to each other and youre presumably all male
>>691320482
Getting bored with MGS:V?
>>691320525
He does make most of the threads, does it for a big chunk of the day. I take over after he goes to bed.
>>691320234
Everyone of you imagined fucking her, don't lie about it.
>>691320650
*claimed
>>691320826
Ye.
Also, I've never once mentioned anal sex with anyone.
>>691320826
I'm a girl actually :p
>>691320813
How about a sweet and nice no?
>>691320826
>>691320826
Yep, I'm straight.
Dio-sama...
>>691320650
Lmao fucking who?
Hi there, I'm Karen. You new or too old for me to remember?
>>691320600
Boop Lily
What's the prob? Why are you out?
>>691320501
Your runs been good?
>>691320771
Post one please, I'll try my best.
>>691320335
Hey Takao, didn't get the chance to welcome you, how are you doing?
Atago's sister, yeah?
>>691320858
Here you go you man pleaser
>pic
Claimed
>>691320353
>2016
>not having fucked yourself in the ass
What are you gay?
>>691320433
a shit
Tenryuu claimed
>>691321027
Milk monster
>>691321078
Thank
>>691320826
They're pretty fucking gay, I'm in these threads a lot.
Now that I think of it why do I even come back here?
>>691321078
you.
>>691321078
Yep, runs are going well. Mom's getting out of hospital today, going back living with her, which means going back to my old route too.
>>691321112
>>691321143
Muscle ship.
>>691321078
Hey Karen
>>691320482
Fuck Syndra
>>691321232
You claim your waifu?
>>691320974
Titsorgtfo
>>691320925
Ah, childhood.
>>691321078
I joined this cult about 2 days ago, nice to meet you.
>>691321232
You can't ignore my girth, Megu-fag.
>>691320353
Nope
>>691320650
Forgive me :(
>>691321010
As long its sweet and nice :D
>>691321078
Shopping... But was at the doctors earlier. Not mine, helping a friend.
>>691319999
>>691320083
>Tsunoa
How's it feel being on the reviving end? Oh and nice quads, to bad you didn't roll :^)
>>691320338
Sounds pretty chill. Eh lazing around. didn't feel like running today so might just play some Metal Gear.
>>691320353
No.
>>691320433
Yo Karen, pretty good. You?
>>691320580
It'll be quick.
Up to anything at the moment?
>>691320667
Sitting around listening to music. Might play Metal Gear soon.
>Best idol claimed
>>691321232
Does that mean you'really leaving?
Goodbye
>>691320813
Nooooooo
D:
>>691320536
No, is not too dominant, and even if it woul've be, I would not mind.
You're a sweetie, nonetheless.
>>691321097
>suggestive staring
What up fag
How was the zoo?
>>691321239
>>691321206
Welcome kek, no promises. But will try.
>>691321284
That sounds great. Your old route better, yeah?
How about you? feeling good? You should be.
>>691321322
I hope you saw yourself in that pic.
I couldn't find a place where Karen's head had a space above it so I got creative lol
>>691321532
That sounds good, you should. The bot messing around stuff isn't that chill, it's annoying to get working
>>691321494
Hey Shinoa
>Saber claim
>>691320974
Yeah and I'm a unicorn. You know the rules tits and time stamp.
>>691320612
>>691320858
Yes.
4 hours was enough for the day.
I think im just gonna go abuse loli ships instead.
>>691321544
Yeah maybe, these threads to tend to distract me from other things.
>>691320353
yes and I have a webm on my computer of someone doing it !_!
roll
>>691320501
Not this time actually
>>691320534
If you're not from America, why live?
>>691320538
:(
>>691321232
I dislike all megumin posters
>>691321489
lewd :3
>>691321544
Wait he's leaving?!
>>691321232
You seem like a pretty sensible dude, it'd be a shame to see you go. It's deep rooted within us to hate Megumin claimers, not sure why.
>>691321573
Yea, the old route is a lot better. I'm starting to get back to normal gradually, like everything is starting to come back together or some shit.
>>691321494
You have done the unforgivable.
>>691321532
Roll.
>>691320440
And that's ya fuck me up.
>>691320534
At least in Australia ya don't have temperatures of 50° on the summer. Brazil won this one
>>691320826
I'm straight
>>691321014
>>691321232
I wish I could be straight for my waifu :(
Instead im a fucking tranny
>>691321925
Is this from the actual anime?
Ohayoooo gonemasai!
>>691320925
>pokémon anime
Your waifu is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
>>691322003
I recommend you end your life.
You're gonna do it anyway, my guess is when you're 34-40 years old.
>>691321967
?????
>>691322094
8====D
>>691321544
>pic
Got creative, Karen doesn't have many spots above her head keke
>>691321518
Yeah? Your friend got down with something? What're you shopping for now?
>>691321489
Kekeke, welcome friend. How'd you find us? Enjoying your stay so far?
>>691321532
Yeah my man, I'm doing fine now. Was sick plenty for the past few days. Now I'm much better.
How was your week? Decent? Fine?
>>691321894
Dude that sounds absolutely solid.
Not just with your runs yeah? Everything fitting into place sounds good.
>>691321967
Hey hey Brazil!
Welcome back, got Yuiko back? Everything good?
>>691321879
Ehm, are you megumin number 4? or 3?
>>691322003
Ayaya?
>>691322223
>1 off
fuck
>>691322095
Idk i found it a while ago.
A black guy just walked pasted my truck.
>>691322094
Never forget.
>>691322223
>off by one
End yours instead
>>691321494
Roll
>>691322223
I probably should. Have you ever wondered how much better it would be to not exist lmao?
>>691322094
That's not a "Neverforget" that's a "Hopetoeverforget"
>>691322223
You have to be 18 to browse 4chan
>>691322223
Close but no cigar
>>691322250
Yeah. I just wanted to be a cute anime girl you know.
>>691322241
I did really forgot to put a How over there. So:
AND THATS HOW YA FUCK ME UP.
My Waifu is from a manga about her relationship
>>691322250
Yeah. It as been some time tho. Im fine, and ya ?
>>691322159
Good morning sorry? I believe you meant gozaimasu.
>>691322250
Yea, not just the running, like everything it seems. Well shit I didn't ask earlier, how are you doing man?
>>691322473
Nope.
>>691321573
Good
>Got reminder that 3D women are disgusting and inferior
>I fucking hate little kids with a passion
>Almost hit a kid over the head on purpose
>snek a cute
>giant anteaters are fucking weird man
>Echidna has four headed dick
>Koala has 2 dicks
>niggers are on the wrong side of the fence
Very educational
>>691322473
No, and I don't care what you have to say you mentally ill faggot.
>>691322631
ayy lmao
>>691322669
You never know you might end up in anime paradise for your efforts
>>691322398
Damn, Abyssals a best.
Kill the nigger.
>>691321532
>shut it!
Rolling for maki!
>>691321742
Sup saber
>>691321955
:(
>>691322223
Fuck
>>691322419
Oh
Maki get!
>>691322250
>saved
Thank you! It looks great~
>Are you eating me?
>>691321518
But I don't wanna..
>>691322823
I crack up laughing everytime I see this.
>>691321097
when did i ever say i hadn't :^)
>>691321861
;o
roll
>>691322870
That is the dream, yes?
>>691322871
Im watching my camera i dont see him anymore.
>>691322094
I could have lived without having seen Konata's bullet shaped peen
>>691322669
What are timezones?
>>691322159
Hey Yuno, how've you been?
>>691322419
Replied to you above
>>691322637
Yeah I'm doing good, remind me where were you again? You were gone for like a month or something.
>>691322631
:(
>>691322707
Sounds like it famalam.
I want to hear more about the 3D woman incident though. I hate kids too.
Echidna 4 dicks? Nice.
>>691322669
Perfectly fine. Was sick and bothered before but I'm good now. Mom and bros are here from Saudi Arabia for a month. It's a lot more noisy and shit. It'll pass though. Was worried about you though, glad you're doing good.
>>691322957
Kekekekke
Maaaaybe
I knew I had to give you something special after the spoiled brat comment
You look super cute though, how you been?
>>691323033
pinko how it do
>>691322785
meme dude
meme
>>691322250
I was browsing /b/ one day when I felt an aura of faggotry so strong I was immediately drawn into it.
>These threads.
I have been assimilated.
>>691322907
I'm kidding, your actions have been forgiven.
>Check these trips
>Maki
>>691321739
Kinda hard to balance that and thread but fuck it. Kek, seems like you're always having trouble with tech.
>>691321955
Nice dubs. Too bad it's trips or higher :^)
>>691322250
Heard about that, glad you're doing good now though. Was it some kind of stomach bug or just regular sickness? I'd say decent, been really getting into my running/leg/core workout as of late and just lazing around as usual.
>>691322907
Ohohoh, this is fun. I see why you enjoy it so much~
It's amusing to see you struggle.
>>691323144
No I'm just a major nigger faggot and had to correct him. He said 'ohayou gomenasai', when the proper way would've been 'ohayou gozaimasu'.
>>691323193
>>691321267
>2 Yuis
>tfw
>>691320440
suck my dick
>>691323370
That's there face when they see my Dick
I wish i was better with tracer
whats up everyone?
And now it's raining and thundering here...i think i can live with this
>>691323588
>>691323132
He'll be back, just scoping it out for now.
>>691322669
I dont know moonrunes nigger
>>691323196
Feel like shit thats been chewed by monkies, you?
I claim Edd Stuart
>>691322907
The ceiling :^)
>>691323561
Dude nice :^)
>>691323316
I'm impermeable to your weak attempts.
>Maki
<3
>>691323770
It's not hard.
>I took japanese lessons for two years.
>>691323571
>wishing to play Tracer
Literally kill yourself.
>>691323033
°
roll
>>691323144
Ballistic missile
>>691323337
Yes indeed I am. But I think I've got it working now, luckily. It took some effort though
>>691323379
k
>>691323571
Sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea
>>691323588
Betting your power gets knocked out.
>>691323337
Roll
>>691323888
>Wasn't a roll
kek
>>691323316
Kekekeke, sounds about right, most of our origin stories are like that.
Where's your waifu from? I like these plain designs.
>>691323337
It was like a stomach bug at first, vomiting and diarrhea for a bit. Then I got a fever and scratchy throat or whatever then it was just allergies.
FINALLY doing better now. Really great feeling.
You been working out a lot or just started? Speaking of work what do you do? Or do you study?
>>691323571
>tracer
Don't say that around Akiko kekekeke
How it do my boi
>>691323707
Don't post gore again please
>>691323770
For the first time in a week, I DON'T feel like monkey chewed shit.
What's got you down?
>>691323811
yeah fuck you too faggot don't reply to me
>>691323772
Ooh, are you a real saber claimer?
Hello! I'm Karen. Are you new or too old for me to remember?
>>691323196
I'll have to call you that more often then~
I've been good! Found an artist that does plenty of Amatsu pics, so I'm pretty happy right now~
What about you?
>>691323196
Im still traveling. I'm courier remember? I'm delivering some shit all over the country. Im running out of medicines tho. I think I will buy with the company's money. I ask a friend of mine to send my pics for me
>>691323571
Tracer is like a bee, it doesn't deal real damage (even tho I'm allergic to bees and bug in general) so ya should just shoot and run
>>691323953
Is there even a real reason to learn japanese? Other than just being able to look at the the fucks going on instead of reading subs
>>691324060
Con flu, its been two weeks but when I get sick, my shit likes to last for a long while
>>691324006
Not with my superior german electrical system
Never thought I'd see it, but someone I know just said.
>Well done, the older generation vote on something to destroy the younger generation. Top job.
Wow
>>691323193
Evening beautiful.
>>691323753
I cold cap his ass from my window.
>>691323811
Thanks.
>>691324060
>
>>691324060
I'm new only been here a couple of days
>>691324281
Oh, congratulations on leaving the EU.
>>691324353
>quick fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0g8toTz-ek
>>691323196
>Echidna 4 dicks
One dick with 4 heads that shoot big cums one after the other
>I want to hear more about the 3D woman incident though
There was no incident. All women at that park were just disgusting or at the very least unattractive
>I hate kids too
There was almost an accident
This fucking loli bitch sprints in the small reptile building screaming her lungs out at every terrarium. There's really an evolutionary flaw where the cries of a child make you want to smash it's skull into the concrete
Anyway this little prick that wasn't under any supervision is just banging on the glass at every animal, screaming every time she spots an animal. Then she arrives at the terrarium I was standing. She does her bang and scream once more, then looks at me. She says this with the most punchable smile
>Mind if I pinch your butt?
As she does a deathgrip on my thigh with those long ass small child nails.
>mfw
I fucking shit you not. I had my fist raised in righteous anger for a moment before she darted off to annoy some other people
>>691323360
Thanks you Mr. G-nazi
>>691323571
>playing Tracer
Kill self
>>691323370
>one is not like the other
>>691323193
>ui
>>691324213
>Australian master race goes to japan
>walk into coffee shop and walk up to female nip chashier
>Speak fluent Japanese and order a coffee with two sugars and a cheese toastie
>watch as the slut cums her panties
>watch as every female nip wants your strong western cock
>mfw
There's a reason.
>>691324060
Haganai
>>691324268
Then I'm betting you get knocked out by your power.
>>691324523
>not playing best girl Tracer
You are a faggot and kys
>>691323316
Yay!
>>691323337
It's not meant to be fun! It's meant to instill fear!
Struggles is real my dude
>>691323772
Hahaha. How are you?
Maki get
>OW general
>>691324281
Good afternoon.
how goes it, Yui
>>691323962
You should be able to use every character in that game proficiently so...kys fagget
>>691324060
Good went and picked up food for that function tomarow. was alright
>>691324213
Interacting with Japanese online communities and playing nip games that don't have a translation I guess.
>>691321551
Would you prefer to be dominated or take the dominant role? :^)
I will be leaving soon, laters.
Fuck im bored!
>>691324434
If we stayed in I was going to off myself to be honest.
>>691324637
Big. Fat. Phony.
>>691324882
Seeing all these remainers getting angry is making me laugh, overall it's a good time.
What about yourself?
>>691324810
Pretty good you?
>>691324657
>Aussie master race
Do non-americans actually believe this?
>>691324876
No.
>>691324900
It's about the fact that Tracer is cancer with her shitty brit accent.
Although I am getting a bit repetitive.
>>691324657
>>watch as every female nip wants your strong western cock
No boy, they just want free english lessions from you, they cream themselves over your fluenity cause that's x60 easier to communicate
Japan is the most xenophobic country
>>691324963
What if I don't give two shits about playing with japs? I'll just tell them to get back to making waifu pillows
>>691324498
fishy fish
>>691323987
o.o
roll
>>691323196
it do yellowo, it do
>>691324979
Want to play Warthunder?
My names DylanGSO
>>691324064
That's fucking awesome. I love it when you hit a goldmine like that.
I am doing okay now, sickness has been gone and I got my eyes checked. Parents and brothers are all here. It's a crowd but it's family, ya know?
I know you were into boxing but I forgot if you said it was a job or just a hobby
>>691324145
Shit man, that sounds tough. I never knew you were a courier. I thought you were a student.
You on meds? Which? For your heart? Doesn't government provide them for you?
Hopefully it works out yo.
>>691324213
Fuck, that sounds horrible. You just been in bed for the entire time? You work or study? I forgot.
>>691324282
shocking...
my little bro is watching me post, he's scarred for life now
>>691324353
Oops, you must have been here when I was sick. Allow me to welcome you! We have a Shiki and a Tohsaka.
>>691324523
I was literally just typing out my replies and I am taken by ACTUAL FUCKING ANGER
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SMASHED HER HEAD INTO THE GROUND WHAT A FUCKING FUCK
GOD DAMN I HATE KIDS
Glad you had fun besides that though. Fuck kids.
>>691324498
Fishy fish fish fish
I hope you're doing great <3
>>691324706
Yeah? What it about? Any good?
>>691324843
It'll be Ruri general if you want it to be.
How are you doing now?
>>691324900
Yeah sounds good dude. Stay prepared and all.
If you had to jack off someone from the thread who would it be?
>>691324963
Dominating.
Take care, <3.
>claiming yume
>>691324810
YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME FEEBLE MORTAL
>>691325137
I only have World of Warships. On the EU server.
>>691323888
>TRIPS
What did I tell you faggots? It's not happening to me.
>>691323996
>Filename
Kek, good man good. Now if only it stays like that.
>>691324006
>Rolling for myself or others
I'm not barbaric like you.
>>691324060
Fuck that's a pretty shitty (no pun intended) combo. Hey you pulled through it though, bet it does feel great. Been doing it a lot, it's what keeps me feeling good sometimes. No job at the moment, looking for one but to no avail. Want to study business communication or something in that range, planning on taking some online classes or something.
>>691324810
You're terrible at that then :^)
Never gets easier.
>>691325186
Myself.
>>691325170
Johan? Bad day?
Would you like to talk?
>>691324882
>>691324637
I misread Ui's filename somehow
Pls frogive ;(
>>691324282
No problem man
>>691324060
fucking faggot die
>>691325133
fish
>>691325166
I missed you <3
Check um
I claim all of these:
Nagato
Mutsu
Shimakaze
Murakamo
Haruma
Fosou
Yamashiro
Tatsuta
Mutsuki
Kisaragi
Satsuki
Mikazuki
Kiso
Isuzu
Furutaki
Takao
Atago
Tenryuu
Maya
Akatsuki
Hatsuharu
Murasame
Ashashio
Kangerou
>if you got a problem kys faggot
>>691325116
>Japan is the most xenophobic country
I fucking wonder why, take a long look at this thread and ask yourself, why the fuck do japs hate us?
.
>>691325166
Nope, vidyaing
I repair ACs with my father but I dont really consider that as my job, its more so a learning expierence so I will take over later.. I'm too dumb for school
>>691325402
Same, don't worry. I'm back now
Are you doing great?
>>691325170
wtf
>>691325018
>remainers
? floating by ~ scrolling through threads and thought I'd post and drop a few words.
>new thread
>>691325018
How do you feel about Cameron's resignation?
>>691325166
That's good to hear, eyes are good, yes?
I was boxing as a hobby, don't think I'd have the skills to go pro, even if I still trained
anyone else remembers her?
>>691325170
I'm dead right now.
>>691325166
Pretty good. Had a few giggles, Sena has big tits, interesting characters, etc. Etc.
It was actually the first anime I've ever watched.
>>691325314
Roll
>>691325491
Japs love 'murica though.
All y'all's other countries suck, is all.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Syndra [160].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/168/1463168571098.jpg "Syndra [160]")
