Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691320234
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
NUKE THE MUDSLIMES
Miho calimed
claim
Here
I claim all of these:
Nagato
Mutsu
Shimakaze
Murakamo
Haruma
Fosou
Yamashiro
Tatsuta
Mutsuki
Kisaragi
Satsuki
Mikazuki
Kiso
Isuzu
Furutaki
Takao
Atago
Tenryuu
Maya
Akatsuki
Hatsuharu
Murasame
Ashashio
Kangerou
>if you got a problem kys faggot.
>>691325166
Already met both of them. Been having a fun time how've you been
>>691325701
Threadly reminder that kyouko is cutest OP
>claiming yume
>>691325701
>>691325819
>>691325848
THOESE LEGS SUMMONED ME FEEBLE MORTAL BEING WHAT IS YOUR DESIRE?
If you live at home past 18 you are a disgrace
>>691325601
He had no idea how to run a country without the EU telling him how to do it.
So I'm glad he's gone.
>>691325562
Remainers are the people who wanted to stay in the EU, they're all bitter we're leaving.
>>691325166
>It'll be Ruri general if you want it to be.
One can only dream.
Luckily for me, there's still /c/.
>How are you doing now?
Pretty great, thank you.
I finally have some time to waste after three weeks of nonstop studying, so I'm happy.
I'll be leaving right now, still have a few things to do, but I'd still like to know how you're doing, Karen.
>>691325873
Threadly reminder Yuno is cancer and a colossal faggot
>>691325507
great now that you're here
Tenryuu claimed
>>691325921
Here is my offering.
>>691325952
suck my dick dry with your fucking asshole faggot
>>691325921
Kill yourself.
>>691326006
Read:
>>691325852
>>691325166
Im a student too. But I often skip classes to work.
>You on meds? Which? For your heart? Doesn't government provide them for ya?
Yep, for my heart. Well, the government should provide me them, but since the free medical-care (a.k.a SUS) is trash I'm on a wait list for them (at least 2 years to wait yet) So I buy them 'cause I don't wanna die.
>>691325968
Oh good salty fuccboi is here, gimme dat salt for my fries
Miranda Lawson all mine
Claimed
>>691325166
>Karen
Thinking back I actually regret not smashing her over the head
She was not supervised and we were basically alone in the building
>inb4 you should have raped her
Send them all to the meat grinder I say
That way they're at least somewhat useful
Yozora claimed.
>>691326095
No one gives one m8
>>691325952
Please tell me I didn't send a picture of my dick to a 12 year old.
>>691326147
The fuck you jus' fuckin' say to me fuck boi? Ima have you know I dropped out of highscool, freshman fuckin' year, and I been in MAD fuckin' drivebys, nigga. I done sold over 3HUNNA ounces of DANK-ASS kush. I be knowin' how to fuckin blast yo sorry ass an' I got the most fuckin' kills south side. You ain't nothin' to me but some fuckin' FAKE nigga tryna talk shit just AXIN' me to fuckin' BEAT YO ASS, swear to fuckin' JESUS, nigga. You fuckin' think you can jus' get AWAY with sayin' that shit, bitch? THINK AGAIN, NIGGA. I got my fuckin' crew and dey be fuckin' tired of the shit you be sayin'. You better be fuckin, READY, bitch, 'cause my niggas gonna fuckin cap you. Nigga, you fuckin' dead. I WILL cap yo sorry ass the FUCK OUTTA COMPTON. I got my NIGGAS and they ain't fuckin' playin' no more. Nigga, if you had ANY IDEA about how fuckin' stupid what you said was, you'd a kept yo fuck nigga mouth shut, but you fuckin' didnt, bitch nigga, and now you better get the FUCK outta Compton. You fucked, boi.
It hurts to walk
Yo
>>691325314
Indeed, I hope it's like that for my mods on Skyrim. I think I'm going to stop adding mods on there now and just delete more so I can actually play it.
>>691326258
The fuck you jus' fuckin' say to me fuck boi? Ima have you know I dropped out of highscool, freshman fuckin' year, and I been in MAD fuckin' drivebys, nigga. I done sold over 3HUNNA ounces of DANK-ASS kush. I be knowin' how to fuckin blast yo sorry ass an' I got the most fuckin' kills south side. You ain't nothin' to me but some fuckin' FAKE nigga tryna talk shit just AXIN' me to fuckin' BEAT YO ASS, swear to fuckin' JESUS, nigga. You fuckin' think you can jus' get AWAY with sayin' that shit, bitch? THINK AGAIN, NIGGA. I got my fuckin' crew and dey be fuckin' tired of the shit you be sayin'. You better be fuckin, READY, bitch, 'cause my niggas gonna fuckin cap you. Nigga, you fuckin' dead. I WILL cap yo sorry ass the FUCK OUTTA COMPTON. I got my NIGGAS and they ain't fuckin' playin' no more. Nigga, if you had ANY IDEA about how fuckin' stupid what you said was, you'd a kept yo fuck nigga mouth shut, but you fuckin' didnt, bitch nigga, and now you better get the FUCK outta Compton. You fucked, boi.
>>691326281
Sorry i was so rough~
>>691326258
youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i like to drnikj sperm from my spermbottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u
>>691326147
Carl says you should stop embarrassing yourself and leave.
>>691325953
>Brexit
right, I've been hearing about this amongst people -- been causing a commotion and I've even spotted a couple threads here with people interested in talking about it with anon
Waifu claimed
>>691325952
You get worse everytime I come on here.
>>691325987
fish.
>>691326281
>same
You should get that checked out.
>>691325031
>sabee
Happy thay I got kancolle! Now what is what? Hmm
>>691325240
>yume
>
>>691325314
>maki
I've done a fine job if I do say so myself!
Either you have great luck or amazing timing to get a get
>>691326458
I got a snek in my trousers
>>691325952
;o
roll
>>691326281
don't walk then
>>691326281
Was my girth too much for you?
>>691325921
Lewds
>>691326542
Roll.
>>691325952
Technically I live, but I'm rarely at home. Like once a month.
>>691326231
Wait..what? Man, that's illegal in most countries
>>691326281
I hate walking
>>691326231
>Kurumi claim
>>691326458
You're not Carl, who the fuck are you?
>>691326643
That nigga better be 18+ or im going to jail.
>>691326615
I'm hungry
>>691326531
I have no clue why it hurts
>>691326643
Me too
>>691326231
Post dik pls i wanna succ ;)
Claimed
Never forget.
Vote Trump.
>>691326501
Going to take a while for the effects to kick in, but I'm glad we're out.
>>691326830
Again, same, my knees and wrists are fucked
Fuck's sake, power outages.
>>691325987
Sounds good, how was your week?
>>691325314
>Maki
Kekeke, yes it was. Unfortunate about the job. Hopefully you'll get one soon. How are you afloat at the moment? Neetbux?
Online classes is a good idea. My dad got his masters in electrical engineering. Now he's got a bachelor's in finance from online classes called Coursera.
>>691325498
>Yuno
At least it pays, right?
>too dumb for school
that makes both of us I guess. only difference is I can fake it until my parents learn I'm a disappointment.
Life, yeah? Working and getting job experience is what I'd like to do. The rest is just paying money to hope to get more money.
How often do you fix ACs? At least you're better now.
>>691325640
>Amatsu
Yes yes, my eyes are decent. Degrees rose from 5 to 5.25 so it's not such a huge gap for 6 years lol.
What do you work as? If it's not a boxer? Maybe we've had this conversation before but I forgot.
>>691325967
Doing completely fine. Don't worry about it cute stuff.
Go ahead and do your thing. Glad you're better.
>>691326210
Dude fuck you have no idea how much I hate these pretentious little shits that think they own the world just because nobody tells them to fuck off.
Really. Should have dunked her.
>>691326531
fish
>>691327183
boring
>>691327086
i could fap to this
Still claiming Reimu
>>691326106
>>691325967
>>691325987
>>691326008
>>691326146
>>691326542
>>691326615
>>691326648
>>691327142
All these legs belong to me
Claimed
>>691326231
:p
>>691326531
I try to, I appreciate the support :3
>>691326615
rolling for you and maki :D
>>691326816
:P
>>691327086
Cute waifu :o
>>691326427
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R
>>691327258
Yeah? You on vacation now? Since it's summer?
>>691327282
Welcome Reimu, are you a real claimer or a shitposter?
>>691327343
>not in there
No lewds of karen, tyvm
>>691327370
fam birb
>>691327343
These legs are mine. Get the fuck out
>>691327343
>no legs
>>691327533
yes
>>691327258
How are you my fishy friend?
>>691327370
Mein Fuhrer.
>>691327343
These legs are mine sorry.
>>691327337
Soft
claimed
>>691327142
>who can say where the road goes
stepping away from the computer for a moment, won't be back until possibly the next thread.
>>691327183
Good for ya, I'll get my eyes checked in a few days, hopefully they're alright
I'm only a voluntary firefighter
>>691327183
Yeah the money is good
Usually around this time I can get pretty busy but because I feel like shit, There's no way in hell I'll be able to do attic jobs
>>691327533
>real or shitposter
WAT
>>691326427
Future diary was a good anime it got me right in the feels, don't listen too>>691327479
>T. Megumeme
>>691326231
Good luck in Federal Prison
>>691327659
are you claiming strawberry or blueberry?
>>691326427
That gave me cancer.
>>691326340
So did that.
I'm rolling out guys, see you later i guess.
Try not to kill yourselves without my gracious presence filling you with joy.
>>691327533
Fam sandnigger
>>691327659
>Unbenannt
I smell german here
>>691327746
>>691327665
Alright, see ya then.
>I'll be waiting.
>>691326624
But I belong to the fearful bun
>>691326648
Bit of leg~
>
>>691327343
I see
>>691327572
I think strong tail for swimming counts. If it's lady like with noice curves, it's all good
>>691327415
(*^◯^*)
(o^^o)
（＾◇＾）
(^ー゜)
>>691327142
It's the left side of my hip and it's really sensitive all of the sudden
>my wrists are fucked
Wait you fucking what
>>691326289
That's a good idea, or even just playing with a few then switching them around ya know.
>>691326231
Talk a seat right over there.
>>691326542
>Dat picture
My one weakness.
If that's how you see it~
I'd say it's good timing.
>>691327183
Thanks for the sentiment, but when the local dollar store hasn't even called back it's time to prepare the noose. Odd jobs around the neighborhood. I try to do as much as I can when available, usually just chores and shit for the people. Some community events too. Ayy that's pretty sweet, I may take a peek at that site.
>>691327370
Kotori! What's good?
>Best idol claimed
>>691327850
It's just shitposting boy, you really think that affects me?
>>691327893
Good, die in hell
>>691327616
And warm.
>>691327980
>Wait you fucking what
Did I stutter?
>>691328025
Roll
Did you watched Hikaru no go, Mai?
>>691328150
What did you do to your fucking wrists m8
I've never heard of someone's wrists being messed up
>>691327869
they are sisters, so i just claim both. as far i know "strawberry" is abit more kind though
>>691327924
oh really?
>>691327533
You didn't post legs
>>691327552
No these are mine now
>>691327572
all legs are beautiful
>>691327616
Mine.
>>691327968
These are great
>>691328121
Does that one make chocolate milk?
>posting favourite happy Karen
>>691327572
Nothing to do then? Not even vidya?
>>691327754
Yeah I wasn't really expecting an answer kek, no idea what I was thinking with that.
>>691327742
Voluntary firefighter sounds like a cool as hell job holy shit. Something I'd expect from you honestly.
Still find it funny you picked megu first with that.
>>691327746
Attic jobs? Why would anyone want an AC in their attic?
Feeling sick can definitely set you back on that, yeah? Coughing and shit.
You live with your pops? nice place?
>>691327868
Mi Liu
>>691328025
>local dollar store hasn't even called back
N O O S E T I M E
Holy fuck that sounds bad though. At least you're building rep around the community, right? You're american? What state? Small town?
>>691328373
I don't know, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome probably.
>>691328423
Not gonna happen.
BLAKE BELLADONNA IS MINE
>>691328536
She's happy because she has a condom
rolling for Karen lewds
>>691328025
>
>How bout this?
Cause I do!
Dubs is luck, trips and higher is timing for sure
>>691328423
>
Just woke up. Hello people
>>691328596
>Carpal Tunnel
Rip
>>691328995
>that gif
Pretty cute
>>691328863
roll
>>691328995
Is that a kid?
no wait...it's a squid
and a kid...
https://youtu.be/HibMVOBoMsw
>>691328025
Heiya Maki! Feeling good, how about you fam?
Anyone here go or at least went to the SA forums?
I did back in 2001 and then stopped after I found this place.
>>691328536
I dunno why you'd expect me to have a cool job, but I appreciate the sentiment
Thanks~
That's the main reason why I first picked her, tbh
>>691328917
>thighs
>>691328536
I cant really explain it, there's two different units for the air conditioner, one outside and one inside, some houses have the inside unit in the attic, others in some closet
>Still learning obviously
Coughing, running nose, cant breathe for shit with my stuffed nose
Still with folks unfortunately, well.. what you expect from a manchild?
>>691328536
not really
>>691328536
Ahah, you got me
>>691329091
Hello there. How are you?
>>691329261
Was only able to watch 30 seconds of that. Lol
>>691328995
Hello squid girl.
>>691327968
>>691328423
>legs and feet
>>691329261
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y90bDDLO094
YOURE A KID YOURE A SQUID YOURE A KID YOURE A SQUID YOURE A KID YOURE A SQUID
>>691329344
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T
>>691329617
And a hello to you too
>ika
LONG LIVE SAA, LONG LIVE ASSAD, ISIS ISN'T TRUE MUSLIM.
GREATER SYRIA WHEN?
Some osu! beatmaps are giving me motion sickness. They're too fast.
>>691328995
Hi.
>>691328158
Your singles mean nothing to me.
>>691328536
My favorite time :^)
It could always be worse, at least that's what I tell myself. That is true, some people know I'm the go to guy for things but I just want to hold down a regular job ya know. Yep, based out of Illinois. Eh it's an average sized town, not too far from Chicago itself. Kinda on the outskirts.
>>691328917
>That look
>Those legs
Hnnng.
I want proof of that statement.
I agree with that.
>>691328995
Hello Squiddy.
>>691329278
That's what I like to hear! Not bad myself.
>>691330000
Nice quads, also what is your osu name
>>691329968
hahaha
>>691329968
Who's more seasonal
Me or him?
>>691328706
Lets share you get the left one I get the right one
>>691328842
These legs are now mine kitty
>>691328917
nice
>>691329261
LEGS!
>>691329617
Yes!
>>691330074
Mine legs now!
>>691330000
Fuckin quads. And hello to you too, how do you do?
>>691330046
Yo maki!
>>691329459
how do you spend your time normally?
>>691328863
rude tbh konachan
>>691328995
squid thang
>>691329313
No sir I have not.
What were they?
>>691329326
Kekeke, Amatsu has a pretty cool design. And you're one of those people that don't let on too much out of modesty or being humble.
Firefighter is a super cool job. Saving lives and being a hero. I always wanted to be a hero
>>691329344
Don't call yourself that, yo. A manchild means you're sitting literally leeching off your parents. At least you pull your weight and do some work, yeah? It's not being a child. You're awesome. I wish I could do some work instead of just studying and wasting my parents money.
And you just taught me about AC's. I never knew there were two units. I always thought it was just a thing you stick on the wall.
>>691330046
The go to guy is a pretty good title, I would say. Wish I held that kind of respect. Is the money good at least? Are you able to comfortably live? Food, place to live, et cetera?
>>691329558
kekeke
How you been? How you doing?
>>691330211
You cant get more sesonal than megumin
>>691328025
Yeah I will probably. Maybe disable a bunch, add some nice quest mods.
I'm off now, bye everyone
>>691330046
come play bruh.!@@@
>>691328536
I would still be your friend if you wern't blonde
>>691330211
>>691329968
Hard choice...
>>691330074
TheSdflk (don't ask, I don't know it's origin). I'm really only able to play a select few insane beatmaps at this point, but I'd say that's about the average, yes?
>>691330291
My favorite, go to game currently is giving me motion sickness (osu!), so could be better I suppose. How about you Ika?
>>691330223
I don't want anyone besides my Yuiko and I'm not gonna share her
>>691330381
Your waifu is tip tier cute :3
rolling
>konata
>>691330665
One off and typo :(
>>691330407
I'd be your friend no matter what, my dude.
As long as you cook that great food, type in that funny way and be the great person you are.
>>691330665
>1 off trips
Karen needs quints though, konachan
Someone already rolled trips and quads
>>691330665
>One off
>>691330760
fagg
>>691330381
relaxing
>I have to go, bye
>>691330381
Pretty cool dudes.
Not unlike 4chan. In fact I remember Mootykins making the announcement that he was making the site in 2003 or 4, I'm terrible at remembering things.
>>691330381
I basically am leeching off of them, I tried offering to pay bills but they refused for god knows why, so I basically get money to buy shit for myself or my sis. At least they're doing shit under my name to build credit.
>>691329326
Don't know what the exact name of this is called
>>691329617
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>>691330046
>
Ask your princess~
Once got quints. Felt good man. What up with you?
>>691330223
>
>>691330867
>one off from dubs
>>691330381
Apparently, I'm the new you... Do you want your title back? I don't want it.
>>691330542
Ah yeah, OSU. I saw that video that you showed me. I don't see how you play it. It jut looks like random things popping out of nowhere.
I'm good. I just woke up then I got here. Well not true, I woke up like 20 minutes ago but I was just laying in bed with my eyes closed.
>switching to PC
>>691330381
>Amatsu has a pretty cool design
I expected "she has a pretty slutty design" from you kek
Why not try and be one? Maybe you'll like it~
Have you trained for boxing yet?
>>691330818
I missed the trips lewds then
>>691331126
Zettai ryōiki?
>>691331126
I find you lack of panties appealing.
>>691330046
So what was your favourite Love Live song?
>>691330223
Rude
>>691330542
Hit me up fam, I'm Faayne
>>691331087
Never mind that it was definitely 3
>>691331126
>>691331419
>>691331576
Post more legs!
>tfw you are playing as Tracer and you get killed first time in match 10 minutes in
>>691331030
Goodbye sweet
>>691331087
Was moot on that site at first? You got a lot of experience under your belt, yeah?
I'm bad at remembering stuff too. Except mine is more absent mindedness than memory problem. Go figure, kek. You haven't been here long enough but sometimes you'll see a random post linked in my replies with nothing following it. That's just me forgetting what I was doing and carrying on.
Can you tell me what Chickun Arise threads are?
>>691331119
If you tried to pay bills that's on them, not you. They're picking the choice of supporting you.
You like your sister?
>>691331348
Huh?! But I'm me!
What does that mean? What title is it? Who gave it to you?
Who gave it to me!?
>>691331416
I like her hair and color palette, kek.
If she had a skirt and the dress wasn't transparent I'd like her a lot more.
I'm doing some social work thing now. I want to try something with the first aid guys. The ones in ambulances.
All in good time though. we'll see.
Does it ever get dangerous?
If anyone wants to join us on Overwatch, we still have free space in our party
>>691331697
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>>691331769
Then your enemy is uncoordinated
>>691329968
>>691330211
Top zoz.
>>691330291
How's it going man?
>>691330381
It is. Makes you feel somewhat good for helping out. You seem like a very respectable guy though, although I have no idea how things are over there for you. Yeah when helping people with chores and stuff usually it's about 10-25 bucks. Sometimes the people (usually seniors) like to pay more but I can't ask for too much from them. I try to do it based off of how much time I have to spend. The community events are a good 35 or 40. Yeah I live with my mother, things are well off in that situation but I don't want to be a burden so helping out with bills when I can and other miscellaneous things are doable.
>>691330387
>Quest mods
Those are a thing? Nice, have a nice night man.
>>691330407
Soon fam, soon.
>>691331126
You're spoiling me.
Kek, good example.
>Quints
GG man. At the moment nothing, took today as a lazy day. Friend wants to play OW. You?
>>691331576
It's hard to pinpoint it but it's between Snow Halation, Yuujou no Change, or Start Dash. I'm not counting the sub-unit songs because I really couldn't pinpoint them then. Speaking of sub-units, which one is your fav?
>>691331892
Oh right you weren't here when I talked about my sister
I'm extremely overprotective with my sister that she gave me the pet name "Yandere-bro", her college friends are literally afraid of me to the point they're scared of picking my sis up when they hang out, either I gotta drop her off or her female friend picks her up
>>691332024
>Top zoz.
>>/s4s
audrey belrose
>>691331416
That's what's it called? Cause it's striaght up UNNNFFF
>>691331419
Thanks homie. Same goes to you
>>691331697
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>>691332024
You spoiled me with them maki Nicos and that one kotori pic. Call it returning the favor or something
The example! There's also, rin
Playing arkham knight. Getting all 100% before the story on hard. Still easy :/
>>691332182
i'll fuck your sister in the ass and never call her again homo
>>691332024
I forgot the > for the pic
>>691331968
>>691331969
>>691332473
All of them are not enough!
>>691331576
>#10164
negro damn
>>691331968
>tfw tracer is best girl and mei is a fat whorw
>>691331892
Normal clothes are pretty rare in Kancolle
First aid guys are real heroes mang, hope you'll succeed
>Does it ever get dangerous?
Boxing or firefighting?
For firefighting, I haven't gotten any real dangerous stuff yet, but it'll be dangerous if I went inside a burning house
And for boxing, every sports are dangerous
>>691332473
One of the best thing in this world~
>>691332514
Might as well leave your suicide note while you're at it.
>>691331892
>Chickun Arise
Some pretty autistic threads that happened to come into play in 2006(?).
If I remember correctly they were used to spam anti-brony threads.
Stayed away from the pony invasion as much as I could personally.
>>691331892
well yesterday before you came by and before i left i was talking to like, 9 people at most. i think you gave yourself that name as for who... i fogrot who said it first but then more people started saying it too. they called me Karen 2.0
>>691332024
it goes goo mang, i havent done anything other than wake up so theres not much for me to say but how are you?
>>691332182
Kekekeke, that sounds amazing my man. You're the perfect brother.
There's always those sneaky types that deal with the wrong things. If they see a bro like yourself they always shove off right away. At least you're ensuring her future, yeah?
You been saving up a lot of money?
>>691332024
Yes yes, kek. I am only a respectable person on these threads and in the discord. Where I try to help others. At the moment I am just a disappointment, honestly. This is a story for another time though, if you'd like to hear it.
Seniors are really easy to take advantage of, but they remember the good kids. They will definitely keep in mind what a person you are dude. These kinds of connections even if they're just random old people take you far. For recommendations or just job offers. People will keep you in mind and all the good you did will come back to you. Keep chuggin chugga!
At least you keep your mom happy. I told my mom I didn't know what to do with my life. She said that as long as she sees me every day she's the happiest woman in the world.
Makes you think we don't deserve them, huh? Great people.
What kind of community events? Most people would normally sit on their ass and cry if they were poor. But people like you and Yuno get their shit together. Much respect
>>691332890
she'll be screaming my name as i unload my children into her oft fucked vagina.
I'll be back in half an hour.
>Shiro
>>691332234
You fail.
>>691333099
Goodbye for now then.
>>691332937
>>691332586
Posting legs now?
>>691332890
Zozzle i alredy fukked ur sis and nao we have to hav a shotgun wedding cuz she is preggos with my nigro babby
>>691333222
Checkem
I'll be back, I got to move my car.
>ika
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