Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689812168
That's a much better way to say what I wanted to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1ZelIbUfI
>>689812300
I think I'm momentarily stuck with the old 'n' gold songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U
>Chino claimed
>>689812593
Oh thats good then. What's going on now?
>>689812594
Hi! Nice to meet you
>>689812663
I think they did...I guess it's a lewd raid now?
>>689812715
Hi Makoto! That's good then. Did they just give up?
ay yo hol up
>>689812220
How does it not work
The Discord is lit tbh
>>689812270
I haven't done anything all day
>>689812298
>Canada
Bunch of pussies
>>689811977
Nothing much fam
Claimed
>still rolling for moogster
>>689812298
I try.
Claiming the cutest chuuni, how are the bros doing??
Question, what does Waifu think of S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
>>689813002
sister
>>689813010
I've been one for years
>>689811858
Kek keep on rolling friend!
>>689811912
How nice would stuffed animals be?~
>>689811977
Oh shit dubs do confirm!
>>689812196
Aww
>>689812427
>
>>689812733
anal waifus get
>>689812927
Did someone say Mugi lewds?
Suppose I'll stick around for a bit with you fine people
>>689813080
>
>>689812927
The Lewd Fairy Mugi dump has concluded.
>>689812893
Thy realized they were raiding a place that can't be effected by spamming, all at the behest of a shitposter. A few of them felt like assholes and ended up hanging out for a bit. I liked spooky flaming head guy. He was cool.
>>689813083
I mean, stuffed animals are pretty cute but I don't see what you're implying...
>>689813225
Do creepy lewds.
>>689812822
Can't really change the fact, so better just take it as it comes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI_RVIl4ZsA
>>689812912
Actually, wait, seems to be alright now, what's the IP?
>>689812893
Welcome back Chino.
>>689812893
I think its over now, I got close twice and got nothing so im throwing in the towel
>>689813225
Its not about the lewds themselves, its about messing with mugi
>>689813010
anuuuu cheeki breeki~
>>689813289
Thats pretty cool then. I wonder if any will come back tomorrow then
>>689813368
Thank you, Yui! How are you?
>>689812893
I think it's lewd train now
How are you doing?
>>689813002
DAB
A
B
>>689813010
I only played for a few hours with MISERY 2.0
Shit was brutal~
>>689813083
YES MA'AM!
>Rolling for all waifu lewds and for them to be in smug harem
>Amatsu is an exception, of course
>>689812868
Same here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcsR0YaOE8
>>689812427
That's fair enough, I only have two smug images.
>>689813080
Sister <3
>>689813447
CUTE
C
U
T
E
You aint getting my lewds!
>>689813447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
>>689813452
Did you enjoy bandit radio?
>>689813083
>i think we scared her off
>>689813199
Might as well
>>689812912
Boring day hm?
>>689813083
Were da sour be?
>>689813447
Good good, just got off of Hearthstone.
It's about the only thing I can play.
>>689813436
Nice, you're heading off then?
>>689813452
Oh god.. how distasteful, posting lewds of your waifu like that.
I'm doing well, yourself?
>>689813612
Thank you! Your waifu is cute aswell
>You aint getting my lewds!
Never! Waifu lewds are a sin!
>>689812893
Hello Chino, I don't think I've talked to you yet.
>>689813002
Yo Rikka, I'm doing good. You?
>>689813010
Never played it.
>>689813083
I need to look for more.
>Best idol claimed
>>689813447
I hope so, my conversation with him got cut short because I had to go to the store.
>>689813612
>>689813769
I recommend that you do, very fun game.
>>689813695
Yeah but I'm not complaining
>>689813368
>tfw I have no clue on how to invite people to servers
>>689813002
I always considered Rikka a close second to Touka
>>689813483
>>689812868
This is the real old n' gold, fuck this generation of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lTJUhTA3Ok
>>689813913
Forgot pic
>>689813727
post Chino lewd
>>689813363
I'm not smart enough to do puns like those but Doors is allways appreciated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJhmKF4npMs
>>689814010
God tier.
>>689813707
Oh, alright. I dont play card games much, too boring for me. Did you win?
>>689813769
Hi, Maki! I dont think I have either. It's nice to meet you!
>>689813857
Damn, that sucks. I didnt want to join since it was a mess and all. Is it always like that here?
>>689814115
Never!
>I don't even have any!
>>689813993
>
>>689814010
Your taste of music is fucking shit, this is the shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>689814202
I do
dump?
>>689813634
It wont be that easy
>>689813727
Na, just gonna stop rolling is all. The train from 2 threads ago has died off i think. How goes it?
>>689813769
oh baby its best idol
>>689814010
"Yo, can you guys shut the fu-"
Dead
>>689814191
Agreed
>>689814226
I'm sorry
>>689813993
It would be worse, count your blessings its a boring day than a shit day
>>689813886
The lewds given by people other than the original anon has to flavor in it
>>689813612
Did you misslink? :^)
I'll get all of them in the name of Shinoa's smugness
>>689813630
Never got the chance to hear it in-game, unfortunately
>>689813727
Don't judge~
I'm also doing fine, just a bit tired
>>689814202
Only when shit posters decide to go hard. They managed to get the drawfags against us for a time, so it got extra bad. Normally it's a bit of spam for a few hours and calms down. Night time threads are very calm though.
>>689814010
>tfw OK Computer was 19 years ago
>tfw Unga Bunga was 10000 years ago
Hi. where is Tomoko ?
>>689814226
Do you have mugi on steam?
>>689814202
>Did you win?
Sometimes, I'm not exactly great at the game.
>>689814478
I'll just sit here on my own, no worries.
>>689814115
>>689813289
Now now. We both know despite being quote boyish, you're sensitive~
>>689813452
Kek thanks
>>689813634
Kek maybe. Gotta admit though. That's some smug crew stuff there
>>689813695
Nah I got OG13
>>689813769
Don't have to. But the best smiles are the innocent, pure joy one
>>689813483
Been a while since I heard some Zeppelin, kind of need to dig out the old HDD someday again for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wShTC5lgGI
>>689814010
>Not Pink Guy
Man, did you even download his album during the release day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA
>>689814136
All about giving it a try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff0v5IfxBAg
>>689814325
No!
>>689814327
Oh, alright. All is well over here, I might go play overwatch with a friend soon. You?
>>689814520
Alright no problem.
You're tired too, huh? How was that ride?
>>689814569
Oh, okay! Thats good then. That'd suck if it was always that crazy
>>689814767
Oh, alrighty then. Hey, atleast you won some right?
>>689814358
>>689814895
yes!!
>>689813727
No problem! Are ya new here? Ive never seen this qt around.
>>689813769
Hey hey soft still using the pigtails I see. I love em! <3 I am alright had to go into work on my day off again but whatever
>>689814520
I did but she is cute too so whatever! No no no mine shall never be leaked.
>>689814002
>I always considered Touka a close second to Rikka
Fixed it for ya
QOTT: how tall is your waifu/husbando?
>inb4 short jokes
4'11
15cm
>>689815135
FUCK I MEANT 150CM
>>689815135
Probably around 5'8"/172 cm.
>>689814800
I have a couple of their records.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
>>689815135
>15 cm
So your waifu is an ant?
My is about Cheeki Breeki high.
>>689814794
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>689815056
No!!
>>689815108
Yeah, I just started posting yesterday. You all seem pretty nice!
>>689815135
>15cm
what?
>>689815135
>15cm
Damn, I knew she was short!
>QOTT: how tall is your waifu/husbando?
156-158cm
>>689815457
yes!!!
>>689813913
I'll keep that in mind.
>>689814202
Likewise! I like the energy you give off! How's your day going?
>>689814327
O shit is that Mugen?
>>689814796
The smiles that need protection. The smiles of happiness.
>>689815108
Ah aren't you a cutie. Sounds like a bummer but hey you're getting paid right?
>>689815135
161cm
>>689815216
Good job
>>689815135
5' 6"
>>689815135
Rolling dubs for Shinoa noods
Claiming, how's everyone tonight?
>>689815135
156cm
5'1"
>>689815135
>15cm
Wew lad
She has a lenght of 118.5 m
:^)
>>689814895
The ride was really fun and painful~
>>689815108
She really is~
>>689814895
Sounds good, what heroes do you play? Im just gonna chill in the threads for a while
>>689815135
No clue
>>689815593
Maybe it is, maybe it isnt. Nobody knoooowssss
>>689815641
I don't know why but for a second I thought that she was biting her arm off.
>>689814796
Gimme dat ak47
>>689815135
159 cm
>>689814767
But the Discord is fire fam
>>689815802
Sick mind
>>689815135
Hmm, the average of a 16-17 year old female is 5'3", but that doesn't seem right to me, I'd estimate around 5'7"(173 cm)-5"10(177 cm).
>>689815726
Holy fuck is she a god damn titan?
>>689815576
No!!!!
>>689815593
Oh, thank you! My day's been pretty well, though I'm pretty tired. Might head off soon
>>689815645
rerolling for this guy
>>689815673
I'm pretty good, and yourself?
>>689815726
>really fun and painful
mmm you sure we're talking about the same thing?
>>689815754
Oh i mostly play Tracer, I like her playstyle
Affirming existence.
>>689815135
156cm or 5'1"
>>689815645
Lewd Fairy does not require a ritual sacrifice of dubs.
>>689815135
155cm at the start of the show, 159 at the end of it.
>>689814800
>Man, did you even download his album during the release day?
Absolute kek, I got it in vinyl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8l188gPs3c
>>689815910
I think it's due to sleep deprivation, haven't slept in two days.
>>689815673
Hey yuuki!
>>689814327
We scared off Rin from smugging too hard.
Shinoa what have we done
>>689815989
yes!!!
>>689816166
What on earth for?
Sleep crazy. It's good for you.
>>689816090
>>689816315
I don't fucking know, I just can't fall asleep.
>>689815989
Not too shabby, just got back from eating all you can eat wings with some friends.
>>689815135
No amount of google will tell me the answer!
>>689816234
Heyo! I discovered today that there is an episode of Future Diary after the series ended called Future Diary Redial. Haven't seen it yet.
>>689815135
4'11 as well! Just perfect for me, I would let her ride on my back everyday
>>689815457
Oh awesome! Yeah you seem great! Welcome and enjoy the fun!
>>689815593
Eh yeah but I mean I am gonna be there for 8 days straight so its gonna feel like I never leave
>>689815726
Good taste in QTs my favorite boat. I see you
if anyone cares, here's some of the shit I've been listening to lately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGnR0UldCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ifSSg1HAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KPnyf8vwXI&list=PLsLGLujSOm8a9QFEpy04OIU4G7NmCEXd7
>>689816082
Rolling for Yui noods
>>689814269
Hahaha that is not the shit! This is the shit!
>I take the dump of kings, it is bountiful and awe inspiring. Its kingly nature is plain for all to see.
>I fly into the air and circle the tremendous dung heap until it becomes a whirlwind of poo
>It travels across multiple continents, bringing destruction wherever it goes
>Meanwhile I go home to my favorite waifu and insert my schwanz into her
Oooohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaahhhh! (the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The favorite waifu is filled in the butt, and the anus by the hardness schwanz
>The rich seamin creamy erupts from her ears and nose, flying in different directions
>Some splatters into the poonado with the violent force, pragnating everyone in a ten mile radius
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>689815413
Neat, I never owned one of those record players, LP players I mean.
>Wish You Were Here
All of my feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
>>689816113
Wait, he actually released it in vinyl?
Can't top this as my favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
>>689816467
Ask and ye shall receive.
>>689816441
>care
>touka
If trips Kyouko lewds get
best waifu claimed
Rolling for yuuko nudes.
Rolling for Shizuru lewds?
>>689815989
I play a little bit of her, i just suck. Im about that mercy life
>>689816249
>smugging too hard
There is no such thing, you can never smug enough
Couldn't sleep
Come on Mi Liu
You had your fun, let's chill.
>>689816392
Take a cool bath, eat, turn off electronics, sleep.
>>689816424
Seriously? Watch that shit! It completes the series as a whole!
>>689816251
Please, no!!!
>>689816424
Nice, ate a lot?
>>689816438
Thank you! I'm glad to be here. How was your day today?
>>689816644
No.
>>689816644
Close.
>>689816509
I can't play them, just have them in a box somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjmvfRvjTc
>>689814796
I still don't quite follow...
>>689814895
Eh, you'd eventually get used to it.
>>689815135
159 cm
>>689816817
>>689816644
If dubs
>>689816835
I tried that shit anon, I think I will go to the doctor in the morning, will have to drive though.
>>689816500
It's good to know you, again, have the energy to type your usual weird shit, Schwanz.
I also think this one's new.
>>689816392
Is that you, Hallow?
>>689816644
>>689816859
Yes.
>>689816509
I have a personal nitpick against TMS. It's great but it's the album I least appreciate from them, it's missing that industrial sound they have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdEK8ghRBIo
>>689815754
What have you done with my music buddy?
>>689815989
Glad to hear! Ah well when you do, sleep well.
>>689816438
>8 days straight
Shoot man, that's a helluva schedule.
>>689817032
No, just a faggot.
>>689816936
Was hoping you were still here, are you doing alright?
>>689816249
No I'm playing league atm with friends no time for smug
Yuuko nudes roll.
>>689815926
I took the length of the real ship kek
>>689815989
Yes, I think we do
What kind of ride are you thinking of~?
>>689816438
I always have good tastes when it comes to QTs
I see you do as well~
>>689816776
Oh, I used to play a lot of mercy! She's a pretty fun pocket healer
>>689816920
Oh, alright! Thanks for the heads up then
>>689817139
Thank you, Maki! You're a pretty cool person
>>689817259
fish
What time is it there?
>>689817268
>league
Chino nudes roll?
>>689816845
Will do at some point, Internet is acting up for some reason right now though
>>689816977
Talk to this anon here >>689817184
about your insomnia.
He will relate.
>>689817032
Ruri
>>689816854
please,yes!!
>>689815422
Yes.
>>689815457
Check below the comment right below it
>>689815486
Fuck you.
>>689815593
Those are the best!
>>689815673
Good besides the short jokes. You?
>>689815726
Shut it.
>>689815861
Bubblegum kush
>>689816249
>
>>689816920
Hmmm?~
>was talking about makoto's personality if you're actually confused
>>689817202
Karen can you help get Yui into the Discord just really quick
I don't think I can do it
Yui if you went to sleep I swear to god
>>689817424
fish
>7 pm
>>689817569
Got him on steam? Somewhere other than thread? Unless he doesn't mind posting his discord here
>>689817184
Because this is what happens when you stir up the Lewd Fairy.
>>689817554
I'd be better if my computer and Internet worked right lol.
>>689817480
Sour :/
>>689817554
Ahhh shit gimme dat
>>689817139
Tied him to a chair and made him listen to 10 hours of death grips. He is dead on the inside now
>>689817202
go to bed
>>689817389
im about that support life and i default to her most of the time
>>689816883
I just recall that there's an LP for Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1fHxPY3TJo
>>689817086
I've got a feeling like they've been going more towards noise, so not really a big fan of the newest album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ
>no Kagami to share ice cream with
JUST
>>689817731
I got him on steam
>>689817323
N..nothing, forget it
>>689817474
NO
>>689817542
Never!!!!!!
>>689817554
Haha, sorry I couldnt resist.
>>689816854
My day was uneventful I had to go into work and now I am here, I know right? Fun. But the days will soon pick up as Anime Expo is coming and my birthday!
>>689817139
Yeah I know right? I think it is because I am taking off 2 weekends in a row so they are using me all they can.
>>689817323
So what has been going on in your neck of the woods friend? Any recent rides or adventures?
>>689817523
Thanks anon.
>>689817184
So how do you deal with insomnia?
>>689817032
Yup. It's a new one.
>>689817663
fish
it's 5 am here
>>689817858
Yes, post them nudes boi.
>>689817858
always!!!!!!!
>>689817840
Here fam.
>>689818003
>>689817824
no u
>>689817840
alright
>>689818111
adding you
>>689817824
Oh, alright!
>nice pic kek
>>689817949
Oh, atleast you're here now!
You're going to Anime Expo? That's pretty cool! I hope ya have fun
>>689817993
no
>>689818032
I take it that you're not going to give up?
>>689818111
Nice trips, Yui
>>689817788
I'm back baby!
>>689818003
moonpie
We talk less without hand as a buffer
>>689817766
>implying I don't already have that saved
>>689817950
I take sleeping pills, but they only work sometimes. Other than that I just stay up until I pass out.
>sorry I'm not much of a help
>>689818003
Breast friend.
>>689817554
Ohhhh...
>And here I thought someone figured out that I love plushies. Dodged a bullet there.
>>689817973
I wish I could help you sleep
>>689817766
YASS GALKO IS SO HOT ZING!!!!!!111!!!11011!!
>>689816817
Kek no
>mi liu
>>689817826
They are, and I love it. Have you listened to the latest track they uploaded? It's pretty noise-ish and I'm hoping that the whole album will be like that. But sure, I would still enjoy straight hip-hop, they can do that really good and Beware is a perfect example. Whole Exmilitary is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLc7h-MvuE
>>689818231
>inb4 why
Just because
>>689818320
Well, at least you tried anon.
Going to see if I can fall asleep, bye anons.
>>689818231
Ah hell yeah! Welcome back lol
>>689818444
Meant Z0MG
>>689818453
Plot twist:
I don't even want Discord anymore.
>>689818444
Stop that, please.
>>689818574
Bye.
>>689817554
:c
>>689817858
Hmm? I wanna know~
>>689817949
I lead a boring life filled with boredom~
I think I already told you about the car accident that happened
>>689817389
Don't mention it friend. Likewise, you seem like a nice person to talk to.
>>689817554
They melt my heart.
>>689817824
You savage animal! Why would you do this?
>>689817949
That's probably why. Want you to get those hours in.
>>689818224
Fuck you.
>>689817767
Stuff acting up?
>>689817788
I want that red velvet
>>689817858
Mmhmm
>>689818404
Oh man you and your waifu are quite close
>holy fuck I was close! Pic very related
>
>>689818003
MGE
>>689818199
Yari Yuri.
>>689818234
Fluffy Hair.
Neither of us are good instigators of conversation.
>>689818320
Booby Brother.
>>689818439
I don't need to as long as you're here
>>689818572
Please don't sexualize Yuuki
>>689818613
Now I can watch it lol
>>689818643
>tfw "I don't want Discord anymore"
Kys faggots
>>689818574
Sorry anon
Goodbye
>>689818786
Sad, but true.
I can't match your laid back persona either.
>yuuko
>>689818224
Yeah yeah I am excited to go I am just going for a day but I am gonna buy everything
>>689818670
Yeah so do I this is why we are perfect for each other
>>689818730
But but but 8 days to only 4 I am taking off seems like alot
>Rikka
>>689818767
Yeah, Internet died on me. Back now though
>Yuuki
>>689818993
no u
>>689818993
Syndra nudes roll.
