Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Dio-sama...
I mean, y'no, trips thread.
A Froggy Has Appeared!
>Preemptive claim in effect
claiming
Bump with frog.
>>688412530
Your Waifu a shit. With AIDS.
>>688412530
>>688411999
hhhhh
>>688412698
>>688412786
Thanks friendo :)
>>688412992
Is that a threat?
BOY IF YOU DONT
>>688413293
AND GIRL IF YOU DO
>>688413370
HOL UP
>>688413464
BUCKLE UP
>>688411999
What's up Shinoa
>>688413784
HERE COME DAT GURL
claimed
Hello?
>Hello?
>>llo?
>>>lo?
>>>>o?
ECHO!
>ECHO
>CHO
>>HO
>>>O
>>688414710
Hey. I'm new to these threads. I'm sure they don't work by dying within the first ten minutes, like I found it before I got here. Where is everyone else?
>>688415180
I've no idea, they're usually really popular this time of night?
Juuzou Suzuya claimed
I love him..
>>688411999
Science is always the answer
>>688411999
Checked.
I'm back
>The amount of little girl jokes.
Wew boy, found the lolicons.
>>688415460
Some of the posts last thread detailed some of the anons going either outside or to bed. Prolly they'll be back by the next thread.
>>688415606
But you're a mythical Fox. How does that function?
>>688415537
Don't kill me.
>>688415759
Frieeeeeeennnnnnddddd!
>>688415852
Why would I kill you?
>>688416167
Where the hell is everyone?
Bumping with bumps.
>where is everyone else
>>688411942
>>688416422
Because birds of a feather stick together, and your husbando is... Well, good news is, I'm not a ghoul. (I'm just a new guy).
>>688416490
My question exactly.
>>688416594
Is this claimed, because if not ...
>If trips, will claim your waifu for my own nefarious uses.
>>688416893
Forgot image.
>>688415852
It just works
>Fox
Dude that's racist
I wanna play Pikmin.
>>688417108
If not a fox, then how should I go about iterating your existence?
Claiming Compa~
>>688417577
Cat is fine
>>688416893
He just needs some love.. Some late night love.. Goddamn I'm such a fucking faggot for him.
Cuz I am the type of nigga that is built to last, if you fuck with me I'll put my foot in your ass
>>688417859
A cat is always fine. In fact, it's a rule of the internet.
>>688417903
You get to keep him in check.
>>688418155
Hello there sister
>yuuko
>>688418155
Creepy. How are you and your unclaimed waifu doing this fine, humid and hot night?
Kyouko claimed.
>>688411999
Wew Penny Claim.
Miho claimed
>>688418424
>inb4 Forgot image.
Claimed.
Iowa claimed.
>>688417959
You still going strong for your corpsman?
>>688418138
You looking to be one too? I have no clue what the prices are but maybe selling my liver wouldn't be too bad of price to pay.
>>688418155
I don't give a fuck, cuz I keep bailin. WHat the fuck are they yellin'?
>GANGSTA GANGSTA
>>688416490
im here
HOL UP
>>688418580
>>688418587
>>688418612
Evening. Friends.
Akiko claimed
Last claim for tonight
I'm going to sleep.
I had a blast in OW tonight
>dat Genji pentakill
Goodnight everyone
>>688417919
Yeah. I don't want to get it and have it look more funny the sexy.
>>688417909
Just got to do it man. It's the best to feel the air blowing past when rushing down a big hill.
>I'm stupid so I go no hands standing up when doing that.
>>688417959
Their is nothing I can say to make thus any less perverted.
>>688418043
You won't puke.
It doesn't taste gross, just different. Almost like oysters.
>>688418138
You've never even seen my pictures though.
>these may help, thanks.
>>688418424
Hey sis!
>>688418453
She is claimed by me and my love! Its not night yet but it is going to be soon and I hope it cols off cuz this sucks!
>>688418732
Its not about a salary its all about reality!
Umaru claimed
Madoka claimed.
>>688418630
Think about it.
>>688418831
Goodnight beautiful
>>688418694
Nigga fuck yeah. I also notice you're on pretty early
>>688418124
Rise of smugs
>>688418296
Nigga that's cray
>>688418243
But why?
>Trip, Sachi mine.
>>688416594
There's been two threads this entire time? Bad Shinoa, very, very bad!!! Delete your thread if you aren't first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>688418831
I wish upon ya warm, lengthy dreams of you and Akiko friend.
>>688418834
I bet you will look super cute in it!
>>688418831
Goodnight!
>>688418630
dumb frogposter
>>688418886
We did it! How are you doing Rikka?
>>688418245
Honestly, I've been meaning to write a fic about him. But I'm so invested in my classes that I haven't had time for him.
>>688418757
You were already here, bro.
>>688418743
>>688418694
>>688418662
Hello
>>688418965
hey qt :o playing rn :O
>>688418419 (Anomaly)
Their entirely album made me think that Neat Beats had a son with Nujabes or something like that. Kaskade has some pretty good tracks and Illenium is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3kc3MKSUT8
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>>688418766
Hello Ribbit-chan
>>688418970
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Calm down fam.
Got a headache just looking at it.
>>688418766
Yo~
>>688418925
I just really hate taking pictures of myself because I have zero confidence
>Although one of my senior pictures I had was really cool
>so I took it and fucked it up with memes in Photoshop.
>>688418694
Always been a dream of mine, but after seeing how much it would cost to actually make it happen, I accepted that unless some lucky BS happens like it was some kinda anime, then I probably wouldn't be able to do it within my lifetime.
>>688418834
Care share in that case?
>Can confirm, 3 hours of sleep is NOT enough to last nearly 24 hours without backlash
>>688419183
WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
>>688419133
what is that
Im here still
>>688418276
Im starting your show next day off too, im hyped
>>688418296
Im glad you know the best flavors. Why kind of candy chunks was it? some of it kills the ice cream too me.
>i want to be forever young
>>688418831
Night
>>688418834
I just spent all my money on n64 stuff, ill work some more and probly grab one
>>688418925
Smug you say?
>>688418834
i dont know i thought it was a joke to eat that
>>688419102
hi frog
>>688419273
remember I'm watching your ass nigger
you better be in your best behavior
>>688419273
Seeing as how you haven't been a dick the last few days, best advice I can say is to ignore it.
>>688419247
>Can confirm, 3 hours of sleep is NOT enough to last nearly 24 hours without backlash
You should get more sleep, that's not bad for your health.
>And your cuteness
And I'm saying that when I have a sleeping schedule that goes 7AM>5PM, kek.
>>688419421
>>688419273
Some good shiet here.
>>688419291
It was a bit of like, hardened cotton candy
>They ask if you want them, I was adventurous that day.
I'm finally going to go watch Erased. I've heard so much about this show, I hope it's very good.
Claim a couple. Just to observe.
>I'm okay with this.
>>688418245
Finally!, someone understands the real value of a cat grill
>>688418925
Best of luck to you in that endeavor. Yea I'm pretty bored so I decided to join in a good few hours earlier than normal. Getting to know some of the earlier people could be nice.
>>688418970
But those trips on this thread. I understand him for not deleting it.
>>688419102
Sup frogger how're you?
>>688419247
If it's your dream I'll make sure some anime bullshit happens. If I find a good cheap way to learn I'll keep you in mind brother.
>>688419183
>>688419421
100% honest this shit makes me laugh for whatever reason. Was this dude being that much of a nigger?
>>688418155
>>688418732
N.W.A.
>>688418757
SO YOU TELLING ME
>>688418831
Night peach demon!
>>688418834
But you are a pervert though
>>688419102
Hey you're back!
>>688419203
Kek it depends with me really either I don't care or I'm looking A-1
>>688419273
>
There there, hamster, ignore them. I had an imposter once
>>688419286
You know it!
>>688419291
I like
>>688419421
I am in my best behaviour but you keep posting gore
>>688418924
>>688418970
>>688418988
>>688419291
>>688419604
The Gods blessings be upon you all
Goodnigt
>>688419604
>I usually look like I just woke up
>Except if I give a shit
>Then I'll at least comb my hair.
>>688419604
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON NIGGA
>>688418886
Claim her the moment you arrive, or she'll be abducted.
>>688419038
Wot?
>>688419079
He's got a lot of space for you to write it, then, I assume?
>>688419185
>>688419203
>>688419325
>>688419581
I. Good, thanks.how are you guys dealing with this fine and muggy night?
>>688419604
I was here this whole time. :/
>>688418988
I've got to make sure it fits.
Should it be a little loose or a little tight on my body?
>>688419247
M-Maybe. I've only got male clothes though, what would you even want to see?
>>688419291
Mine was 100 bucks from walmart, just a simple beach cruiser.
>>688419325
Nah, it's pretty good to be honest. Everyone has different flavors too, due to diet.
>>688419604
Just a little!
:^)
>>688419581
yes he was being a dick to /waifu/ so I'm just reminding him I'm here if he starts giving us shit
>>688419643
you better
now fuck off and have a friendly chit chat with /waifu/
>>688419173
Now that you mention it, it sure does have some Nujabes to it.
I feel like Illenium might be onto something at least in a few years.
Well this is it, I'm going to see myself out again.
Have a good one Homura.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC24M8Q4mhk
>>688419060
Awww hell yeah! I am doing just fine, I went out and bought the Sailor Moon Rod and the Sailor Mercury rod today! How are you??
>>688419604
Fuck the police!
>>688419777
I am always ready to fight for her!
>>688419604
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SORRY ABOUT HEADACHE YUI JUST VERY ANGRY
this thread sucks
>>688419777
Nice trips, but yeah, he's got space for it.
>>688419777
Shit, forgot to put a picture again. Self-checking trips.
>>688419777
well its not night out and its sunny.but its ok i guess
>>688419844
you havent done that right?
>>688419948
CANCER
A
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>>688419844
A little loose doesn't sound bad to be honest.
Too tight might be uncomfy.
>>688419948
This post gave me ebola.
>>688419948
>Full on migraine.
>>688419935
What a beatiful pair of eyebrows your waifu have
>>688419777
Got the AC on and a dyson fan I splurged on last year
>Feels gudman
>Roommate is in the living room with a house fan.
>>688419949
Ur mum
>>688419604
>>688419894
Laters and I hope to see you again soon!
>TunesToTube.com
Amazing service.
>>688420058
I agree
Shiro needs to stop this shit
And now I'm out
>>688414415
..
>>688419882
(^:
>>688419932
Nice, I've never seen sailor moon, is it a full sized rod or just a scale? I'm fine, I'm doing some GTA Online with friends
>>688419491
My normal schedule is about 8-9 AM to 4-5 PM, but I fell asleep early this morning due to... reasons... and ended up waking up 3 hours later.
>>688419581
Thanks Iowa! Until then, I'll keep going after being a mechanic.
>>688419844
Anything.
>And everything~
>Also, thanks Mizore, you reminded me to go listen to this again...and again...I'll stop sooner or later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
>>688419510
I know how it is, i tried marshmellows in mine once. Didnt think they would become like rocks from the cold ice cream. Mistakes were made.
>>688419604
Thats all for now, dont want the whole thread to get smug.
>>688419844
I have a walmart down the road from me, next time i go shop for stuff im gonna go look. I thought theyd be way more expensive than 100
>>688419777
Doing fine myself. Pretty slow day currently hoping the pace picks up.
>>688419891
It seems to be pretty effective then.
>>688419777
Nights kind of shit since it rained all day. How you doing?
>>688420058
>>688420108
good
thank you
>>688420108
i apologize
>>688420259
down a couple 40's and a bottle of four bottles of sleeping pills nigger
>>688420436
bottle of four bottles
just kill me now
>>688420027
>>688419581
Nigga medic life is best life
>since you're saving lives
You'll like the anons here
>>688419768
Pretty much
>>688419770
I never seen the movie but hear good stuff about it
>>688419777
Sorry. We had a another thread. How are things with you and the lady?
>>688419844
Mmhmm
>>688419932
STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
>>688419948
?
>>688420242
>
>>688420352
>My normal schedule is about 8-9 AM to 4-5 PM
Hey, that's basically almost like mine.
>due to... reasons...
Oh my... I hope it was nice reasons atleast.
>>688420565
>>688420027
>>688420550
Tsuyu you gotta feed her now
>>688420594
what is rn??
>>688420045
Taste another?
>Not yet.
>>688420092
Little loose?
>>688420352
What do you think makoto?
>Everything.
O-Oh wow...
>>688420357
Bikes are pretty cheap. All depends on the kinds.
>>688420565
Ayy doc, gimme day saline dripp
>>688420357
The only thing I've ever enjoyed in my ice cream are frozen strawberries.
>Marshmallows were a mistake for me as well
>Except Marshmallow milkshake, that is godlike.
>>688420257
>Anally Devastated.
>>688420565
I don't even have to comb my hair anymore, the wind will do it for me
>until I get my car fixed.
>>688420565
Don't act like you don't know.
>>688419133
hello.
I'm gonna BRB! Gotta shower~
>gonna get wet and naked for a bit.
Good evening
>>688420352
Anytime. Mechanic sounds interesting. What makes you want to be one?
>>688420565
I was thinking about being pararescue but I don't think I'd be cut out for it. Some of the people here seem pretty chill. Probably gonna prefer night still.
>>688420726
I'm hungry, might eat soon :3
>>688420828
gimme that gimme that
>>688420775
do you want 2?
>>688420859
hi
I'm not dead yet.
>>688420315
Oh no? I just read the manga and watched crystal but no they are just small little rods its cool to have I cant wait to put them on my shelf!
>>688420565
A young nigga got it bad cuz im brown
>>688420919
>Naked and wet
Hell yah
>>688411999
Swastika claimed
>>688420565
I enjoyed it. It was really graphic and vulgar, but I loved the music.
>>688421030
>
>>688420859
Heyo Mavis, how you doing? Haven't seen you in a while.
>>688420550
+F-feeds the eyeballs.+
>>688421066
In 9 months you will.
>>688421098
Well that ones new
>>688421098
Claiming
>>688420352
Random picture.
>>688421044
Yes, I would like to try it.
>Mizore
>>688421030
hmm ok I'll be around
>>688420775
A little loose.
>>688421163
im living the dream. you?
>>688421192
Hi !
>>688421163
:3
>>688421192
every waifu irl
>>688421225
I'm glad to hear, ive slept all day, how you been?
>>688421192
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
>>688420775
Thanks for the advice, i could use more exercise too.
>>688420781
>Marshmallow milkshake
Ive never heard of it but i need one now. im gonna hunt around my area for one now.
>>688420695
I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm new here.
>>688420565
Me and which lady? Tsuyu?
>>688421255
...So it can be slipped off easier!
>Hidden pervyness!
>>688421410
This thing was attacking you I saved you with my knives
>>688421176
Hence, Yet.
>>688421458
>being this early
>>688421070
I remember it airing on Toonami a LONG time ago, but I was too young and thought it was girly so I never watched it. That's awesome though, I have a few shelves with figures and manga too.
>Yuuki
>>688421555
It's my first thread be gentle plz