Waifu claiming thread: Hamster Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun.
Umaru claimed
>>688421255
Tighten that loose noose.
>>688421277
Glad you're doing well. Mediocrity is the best way to describe it on my side.
And we are back
>Early bake.
>Hamster bitch
I'm not using this thread mate.
Still here
Rikka claimed
still here
and
>>688421206
why?
>>688421561
Then stop pouting and kill yourself already.
Too fucking early.
Wait for image limit please.
>>688421513
>...So it can be slipped off easier!
Fuck, you got me.
That's the whole reason.
>Isn't it a good one though?
>>688421388
That's nice of you but way too soon. It's a honor to let the image cap hit.
what the frick frack is going on?
>>688421388
Claiming
>>688421172
>>688421561
We doin this?
Still here
Iowa claim
>>688421708
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
Miho claimed
>>688421715
Holy Shit!
>>688421686
STFU, no one likes you.
Nothing will change that.
>>688421388
Bit early, but nice effort.
>>688420610
Ya, too bad you live on the other side of world!
And they were... very, very pleasant reasons...
>>688420775
What do I think of?
~
>>688420984
General love of engines. I've always been really hands on, so when I was into computers, I tried programming and it just wasn't my deal. Then I built my own desktop, and a few friends and liked it more. Then it hit me, I like dealing with actual objects and putting things together/taking them apart until they work. Mechanic just seemed to fit. Combine that with my love of 80s/90s sports cars, and most motorcycles, and it's just too good to be true.
>>688421206
Ohhh, that's what you meant.
>Dem legs
Oh ya, you're gunna need some cute socks~
>>688421388
don't make stupid shit you newfagg
>>688421797
Don't make me get my sword
>>688421388
you need to actually kill yourself for unironically liking that shit fucking character.
Guys help me decide do i buy the Dakimakura or not ?
>>688421897
Will you stop?
>>688421410
took a nap and I'm doing good
>>688421933
Oh, show me what can you do with your sword.
dibs on the crip
>>688421897
Too edgy for me
>>688421841
>And they were... very, very pleasant reasons...
I can only imagine... I bet it was worth it though.
>>688421975
you'll buy it, say "Wow this is amazing, perfect!" fap like twice and then use it like a regular pillow
>>688421975
>Dakimakura
I've always wanted one. There cheap on ebay.
>>688421997
will you fuck off and stop ruining something nice we have here ?
>>688421975
Yes.
>>688422079
It lets me stand in fire and summon a minion for help
>>688421388
Bit early. Thought I was going to make them?
>>688421561
Get the fuck out then. Dude is trying redeem himself. Give him a break
>>688421715
CINNABUN!!!!
>>688420678
>
>>688420775
?
>>688420781
NOICE
>>688420828
?
>>688420919
BOOTY PIC :P
>>688420959
Hello
>>688420726
Right now
>>688420984
Is it still pretty slow?
>>688421070
Lel how are you frenemy? Got the day off or did you go home early?
>>688421160
A movie about a rap crew from the shitty city at the time makes sense for the gore and language
>>688421494
I'M SO SORRY! I didnt know!
>>688422054
HEY KIRIE
>>688421754
Heyo
>>688421789
Whats good friend, i havent seen you around before
>>688421975
Friend i just spent $200 on n64 stuff. Its your money, do whatever makes you happy.
>>688421975
No
>shinoa
I'm going to get started on rewatching K-on, otherwise I'll never get around to it.
>Lurk mode activate.
Asuna claimed <3
>>688421975
do you want it?
>>688421841
Then I guess becoming a mechanic would be living the dream. It sounds nice and I assume getting a job would be easy. Always nice doing something you love for a living.
>>688421975
I would say no but if I happen to get dubs I'd say yes.
>>688422247
Night threads? yea they are.Just the way I like em. This speed is still a little fast but I can deal with it.
>>688422255
Used to be here alot but not as much. Normally on at like 10PM-1AM PST. Doing fine though how bout you?
>>688422253
hello
>>688422221
Sheit that might be too much for me, oh powerful Travis, do you have more autistic powers?
>>688422344
This thing was sneaking up on you I got it
>>688421649
I'm curious. The thought excites me so I wish to act on it.
>>688421478
It us good exercise, and fun.
>>688421687
It's a lewd reason.
>One I really like.
>>688421841
What do you think about the cat outfit, should it be a little loose or little tight.
>Need socks.
Y-You like my legs? But they're covered!
I'm gonna go to the local market and buy goods, brb
>I'm really high on life rn
>>688422054
thats good, i hope you napped well
>>688422169
I already have a small Shana cushion and i use that thing daily hmm
>>688422255
I know but what little social life i have may be destroyed
>>688422183
I guess Shiro doesn't lie
>>688422171
its going to be around £100 pending where i buy from seen as i do not trust Ebay because of rip-offs from China.
>>688422361
Slightly i have been contemplating this for over a year.
>>688422492
Guess its a no then
i want to die
>>688422740
i hope you do with that shitty music nerd
(now i go)
>>688422687
I did and had some food and cookies
Haven't killed myself yet, Need to wait for the new Tool album to drop.
>>688422740
Grats Mr Clinton on wife getting nomination
>>688422247
I mean, yeah...I didn't mind it though. It was PG-13 I would have so many issues with it.
>>688422344
Heyo!
>>688422847
>Konata insults
wew
>>688422686
curious to see if they taste different?
>>688422721
well decide if you want it or not
>>688423030
Uncle ruckus claimed
>>688422686
>One I really like.
Well I really like it aswell!
>That picture
Very nice,
>>688423009
marry me
(ok for reals now i got my shoes and headphones on)
>>688422247
Stop that ?ing.
>>688422492
A little fast you say, bb? Want me to take it nice and slow?
>
>>688422939
Youre kidding me right?
>>688423126
That's a nice pic too
>>688423030
Fuck it might as well buy it
>>688423225
?
',:^)
>>688423120
>A wild Obama appears.
>Uncle Ruckus uses BRICK.
>It's super effective!
>>688421388
Penny is back!
>Chibi Penny edition.
I am cleansed
>>688421478
>They are so good
>Its really delicious
>but honestly I prefer vanilla over it.
>Marshmallow is 3rd fav
>Strawberry is my top tier almost anything
>I have an unhealthy addiction to that and peppermint.
>>688421975
>>688422171
>No daki of your waifu
Hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
>>688422138
Probably. I still need to do the laundry...
>>688422492
I hope it will be. I honestly wouldn't mind a single bit waking up to work on cars all day. It's tough work, but oh so worth it when you get everything working just right!
>>688422686
I know legs, I am a leg expert. I can tell they're nice even when covered. And personally, I always go a little tight since my body measurements are 100% static, so I know if it hugs, then that's what it'll always be. I don't know how your body is, but if you expect to move around a lot, or you work out, a little loose would be best. Like, very a little, hardly enough to notice.
Final revision of this thing, I can do no more to it.
>What's everyone think?
Jonathan claimed
>>688423265
The Shinoa face on that one looks really funny for some reason.
>>688423319
there you go minds made up click buy move on
>>688422492
oh gotcha, im pretty recent here. Im usually a late night/early morning poster as well. Im just chilling, whats up with you?
>>688422721
I dont see why it would. I assume most people would see it and just go "oh, cool"
>>688422686
I just dont have the time to exercise is the other thing
>>688422871
What up bun, i saw the other day you were talking about smoking
>trying to quit and i actually want to shoot myself
You guys are pathetic
>>688423164
>>688423453
Absentee father claimed
>>688422721
I want the rip off cause there cheap. I dont need a legit one.
>>688423358
>
>>688423435
Have one made then.
>>688423528
Says you.
>Filthy non waifu pleb
>>688421388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adetEssKxlk
>>688423528
>>688423321
The forehead looks zitty.
>>688423563
Claiming
>>688423667
theyre eyebrows
>>688423607
Linking a Demo video. Are you him?
>>688423265
I meant to say "if it was PG-13", I know it was rated R
>>688423748
Claiming 2 niggers fucking in front of a church
>>688423740
Could've done ::^) or |:^)
>>688423030
No, curious as to if I like the taste from them as well. It's the excitement I feel that leads me towards it most.
>>688423126
>That's the outfit.
I've been seeing it on tons of different waifus, is it a meme costume?
>>688423435
So just a tiny bit loose, got it.
>More pics soon.
>>688423469
Just ride it up and down the street if you have 20 minutes. I hardly ride, but I still enjoy it when I do.
>>688423265
You know me. I like it slow.
>>688423435
Also pays well no? If my car ever breaks down keep me in mind for a discount bud.
>>688423469
Nothing much just sitting round posting. Gonna do something soon probably.
>>688423961
Mugi be like (^:B
>>688423942
Claiming powerade turkey
>>688423981
like the excitement of being with another person or something else?
The hamster is sleepy. Gotta go to bed (it's 5:30 am here)
Goodnight everyone.
>>688423536
Goodnight Kirie
>>688423881
Goodnight beatiful eyebrows
>>688421897
And good night gore poster. I love you.
>I got some LoftHouse cookies that were a dollar off today
>They're the best
>I have no regrets but I feel fat
At least I can burn them off tomorrow when I'm biking about ten miles to work.
>And I'll still get there just early enough to watch one episode of anime.
>>688424102
kek
>>688423981
> is it a meme costume?
It got really popular betweent artists at some point, so a lot of waifus have one.
>>688424164
night bye
>>688424164
What is the bubble coming out of her nostril?
Turtle1/2 burger1/2 claimed
>>688423981
>Looking forward to it~
>Also, yes it is
>>688424015
Pays decently I think, more than minimum wage at the very least.
You get the /waifu/ discount that I said I'd give everyone in these threads. Pay for the parts, the labor is free.
>Literally as discount as someone can give
>>688424164
Night~
>>688423981
Riding is so much fun
>Especially since I have to ride to work
>I don't like carpooling because its awkward
>and I'm a stubborn shit
>EVEN THOUGH ITS LIKE 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE
MY PRIDE.
>Luckily I have a 2 liter military style canteen that collapses as it empties.
>>688423748
i like his dryish humor
>>688424164
I wish upon you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Umaru.
>>688423358
>
You died smiling. I'll miss you
Have fun in the afterlife! ;_;
>>688423454
It's aroused smug
>>688423575
The bun I gone ;_;
>>688423667
It's supposed to be smug lol
>>688423808
OOOOHHHHHHHH
>>688424015
Oh bb
https://youtu.be/PBhvPmXoPpU
>>688424164
Night hamster!
>>688424186
Christ those are the best cookies
>>688424381
Skrillex tattoo claimed
>>688424521
>They're also Patriotic 4th of July cookies (why so early? I don't know)
>They taste like America.
>>688424164
Later
>>688423981
Ill probly try to when i get off work in the mornings
>>688424015
Nice, enjoy your night/day wherever you are
Alright everyone i gotta get ready for work, Ill be around
>>688424527
>>688422247
grand theft auto. trips pls
>>688424412
I watch he streams i was there for Mad Max, Berserk and lilo and stitch last night.
>>688424527
Holy Shit I Hate It When People Talk Like This It's Very Annoying I Really Don't Understand Why Anyone Genuinely Talks Like This On The Internet
>>688424722
Claimed
>>688424521
Kill the frog.
>>688424801
>>688424157
Being wanted is something that excites me, but the feeling if pleasing another person is exciting to.
>>688424381
>
>>688424202
Got it, it looks good.
>>688424397
My work is right down. The road down a hill. Where I live breaks physics because I go down hill both to work and home.
>>688424700
Just any free time works.
>Mizore
>>688424521
Yeah, haha, anything less than R would've killed it, sorry if I wasn't clear lol
>>688424912
I will kill it with my 2 knives
Stepping out of the thread for now. Might be back later. See ya
>>688425002
Oh, you'll look wonderful in it~ I can tell~
>>688425002
Cute outfit.
>Are those red earbuds?
>>688425002
>HACKS
HAAACKS
>I live up two goddamn hills
>but at least I get to have fun going down them.
>become friends with Rome
>Rome declares war on Japan
>become enemy with Japan because of your friendship
>Rome randomly declares war on you
JustCivilizationThings
>>688421388
what anime is this?
>>688425002
i can understand that. worried that i wont meet those needs though
>>688425171
Hank claimed
>>688425259
Whatever you do, never trust Gandhi.
>>688424677
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>>688424912
>
Vengeance for my bun
>>688425002
I though this was a hot dog at first
>>688425060
Lol its fine dude. We all make mistakes how are you?
>that pic with subs isn't okay
>>688425171
OK bb
>>688425273
It's a OPM special episode
>>688425291
Jew piano claimed. Secret Jew Message in Hebrew $$$ $$$$ $ $$
>>688425466
Nyan
>>688425259
Nothing quite like conquering Venice's capital from Maya, returning their capital to them, and they then denounce you for your actions.
Alright.
My capital now, bitch.
>>688425466
I thought he wanted peace.
>>688425602
>
>>688425569
Claiming
OK, I understand why Erased receives such high appraisal. This is shaping up to be very good.
Shizuru get!
>If trips, Sachi is mine for nefarious reasons.
>>688424498
>Rattle rattle
>>688425720
Claiming
>>688425177
Tell what? I'm full clothed!
>>688425232
Yeah red runner ear buds. It's just jeans and a jacket, nothing special.
>>688425252
Very hacks.
>One hill going home but it's not as big as the ones I go down. Seems very broken physics.
>>688425290
Oh I'm freaked out that I'll fail trying to please someone. But I'd try my hardest and do everything they'd tell me, I'm sure I could please them that way.
>>688425541
>Hot dog
Hehe.
"Let's get a good stretch!"
>not a single military unit of us clashed
>rome is already asking for a peace treaty and offering me gold
I'm ok with this.
>>688425466
Gandhi will nuke your ass
>Gandhi is a stone cold mothafucka.
>>688425541
PATRIOTISM! GUNS! BALD EAGLES! AMERICA!
>Fr though I really love the state I'm in because I can buy a machine gun - full auto mind you - with little paperwork.
>>688421388
Claiming Rory in the place of the person who normally does, since I've now watched the series and have decided she's my waifu as well.
>>688425856
>>688425541
Revengeance!
>>688425836
>I live up two steep ass hills
>the most bullshit thing is that they set a speedtrap at the bottom-most one
>You need to go at least 40 to get up the hill
>but the speed limit sign says 35
>You will slide at 35.
>>688425836
I like the jacket, it looks nice.
>Yeah red runner ear buds.
Mmm I see.
I'm not used seeing earbuds that aren't white or black, kek.
>>688425879
>Gandhi will nuke your ass
He's a backstabbing bitch in Civ 5.
>>688425684
He's one hell of a bastard in Civ 5, never trust the fucker.
>>688425856
Again, I'd still give her a very good stretch.
Sup sluts, Anyone wanna play Overwatch Ps4 or Heroes of the storm??
>>688426053
>>688425843
You killed bunny anon
>
>>688425836
>You see I have a gift
And that gift is being able to tell body type through clothing. Sometimes it's great, other times I'd wish eye bleach was a real thing.
>>688426053
>Not having black/pink earbuds
>>688426155
>>688425541
I didn't mean to choose it lol. I've never posted that picture I don't think
>>688423469
Yeah, california law made it 21 age to smoke/vape.
I vape like a faggot, but it's for pleasure, and to keep myself away from actual cigarettes.
Putin-San claimed
>>688425836
same really not sure if i could in the end though
>>688425856
>>688426159
>>688426435
Impressive.
>>688426279
LOLOLOL
Claimed, I'm such a fag. Not gonna be a lurker for once
>>688426435
Vigil = confirmed best stretcher
>>688426508
>>688425836
I'm serious thumbnail looks like a hot dog. I think I'm hungry
>>688425879
What state?
>>688425993
Revengence of the sith
>>688426290
Ya think
>>688426561
Hey. How long you've been lurking?
>>688426435
>>688426551
>>688426435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXrOoODYPNE
>>688426792
I live in the glorious state of Idaho
>Except the only problem I have with my area
>Mormons
>They aren't bad people
>They just try to get me to conform to their religion
>>688426792
3 years, with a 6th month break in the middle
>>688427012
Go to hell
>>688426001
>Write your congressman!
>>688426053
Walmart jacket, but I always have a jacket, and I pick good ones.
>>688426270
>Test
>>688426424
I would force myself even if I didn't enjoy it.
>Mostly I would enjoy it since I get off from others getting off.
>>688426792
Eat a burger.
>>688426792
>Bully
>>688427012
Rip
>>688427099
Last image get!
>>688427099
True, I should do that probably.
>Though nobody ever follows that speed law
>and the town cops don't ever say anything
>>688426792
Yeah, I should delete it...
>Yuuki
>>688427012
As long as it was eaten by a predator I have no problem with it. That's just nature.
>Shiro
>>688426959
Dude Idaho is the state I want to live in other than texas!
>>688426968
Kek meant in thread
>>688427099
>burger
>the bun
;_;
>>688427124
I'm a teaser milinda
>>688427601
>Its the northern most southern state
>Its the best place for firearms.
>I just wish we had a Church's Chicken up here
>Great tendies.
I'm bi, I except that and stuff, but is it weird I have this increasing urge to dress more Androgynous? It's kind weird.
>>688422222
:^)
