I am going AN HERO att 11 pm central time
GOt a dui last night, lost my job and girlfriend left me today. What i need is a live stream and Trips will decide, if no trips by 11 first dubs decides.
>>687208288
kek THATS what drove you over the edge. I got ONE WORD TO DESCRIVE YOU! AND IM GONNA SPELL IT OUT!
>S A W F T
>>687208288
Don't kill yourself fgt.
>>687208288
dont be such a baby, there are billions of people worse off than you
>>687208492
thanks for that
>>687208288
Op Livestream.com maybe?
>>687208288
younow.com
Do it, faggot.
>>687208664
Do it.
>>687208288
what kind of person leaves someone when they are going through this i just dont understand
don't do it, do your community service for your DUI, look in the local paper for a job and when your emotionally ready look for a new girlfriend
>>687208288
Just fucking do it, OP.
>>687208288
Has anyone actually followed thru with an an hero threat?
Be the first OP.
Or shut the fuck up
Don't do it faggot
>>687208664
or periscope
>>687208288
>>687208288
Do it, nigger.
>>687208872
Yeah, that one is good.
Do it faggot.
>>687208288
Op make a live stream on younow right not forget about the trips .
Have some balls and do it, OP.
>>687209016
how should i do it. no rope too hang off of, no vehicles too drive into a wall cause its impounded, dont want too take a whole bottles of pills either i want it too be quick and painless, ps i live in canada so no gun
do it on younow but none of you fucker tell anyone
>>687209222
WINRAR
Can I at least have $10 on paypal before you go?
[email protected]
>>687209222
>>687209162
This seems like B8 now kek. But I nice slit to the throat easy quick and painless
>>687209162
jump from the roof of your building, like eminem in the way i am
>>687209222
WINRAR OP FUCKING DO IT
Don't do it man. There's always a better choice. Even if it feels like shit, push through.
>>687208799
Exactly
>>687209222
winrar
Wait, you lost your job and your woman? Fuck, you had the only ones too, where else could you possibly find a replacement woman or job? An hero is obviously the only answer...
>>687209388
Thats a finny memo
>>68720916
Light room on fire. Stay away from flames. Die from lack of oxygen.
>>687208288
if youve got a gun, thats the key. if not, drive your car as fast as you can off a cliff.
>>687209444
HOLY SHIT OP IS DESTINED TO KILL HIMSELF
>>687209222
Oh shit it's happenin
>>687209222
Wooohoooo
>>687209444
>>687208288
>>687209162
Are you Matthew Santoro? Then kill yourself please
>>687209444
TWO WINRARS OP FUCKING DO IT
Was thinking about suicide today.
Instead of suicide, mutilate yourself OP.
Either
1. chop off your balls or
2. slice off your upper lip.
Both are good choices. You can do them on a cutting board but use a very sharp knife.
Prepare a blender and blend it immediately.
>>687209573
Genuine question, why does everyone dislike him so much?
>>687209444
Woohoo
Do you live in Toronto? maybe I can live stream it to everybody here :)
>>687208288
just started a similar thread, pending the results of a drug test i took today i might lose everything tomorrow. sorry to hear about that shit, go painless bud
>>687209222
>>687209444
Double Winrar. You fucked, OP
>>687209222
today is a good day. the day that an anon becomes an hero
>>687208288
There's more to life than jobs and girlfriends. It's stupid to kill yourself over that bullshit.
>>687208288
Don't do it bro.
>>687209608
I got no dick
>>687209664
Because OP is a faggot, duh
>>687208288
You're a chicken shit fucktard. You wont do it. Faggot
>>687209708
Thanks anon, i hope it works out better for u then me.
Guess we wait and see if he's shit posting
>>687209726
Op where you at..?
>>687209860
im here
>>687208288
seriously don't do it OP
OP you better live in Toronto, I want to see this live!
>>687209924
Where's the live stream..
Man don't kill yourself, if you're gunna do something, shoot up a black lives matter protest
>>687209936
no MB
>>687208288
pfft. i got a dwi and lost all my shit to debt collectors when I went to jail for resisting. suck it up and don't be a puss.
>>687209978
I said 11 pm its 9:23
>>687209444
Noice trips
>>687209924
do it
Death is only an exit from this hell
>>687209999
Fuck! Live stream it then! :D
>>687210072
why are you waiting?
>>687209664
He was fun before, but now, he's lazy and tries too hard to be funny. He just reads scripts and others edit his videos for him now.
>>687210072
What the fuck do it now? And the thread will be gone by then and then we won't know where the live stream is
>>687210054
Its not the DUI I care about its my girlfriend and my Career.
>>687210072
The thread isn't going to last tht long bruh just man up and do it
Do it OP
>>687209991
Kek
>>687209999
OP IS LITERALLY DESTINED TO DIE TONIGHT. WELL, SORRY OP. DIDNT WANT YOU TO DIE.
>>687209936
Itt: we all live in Toronto
do it at 10 instead
>>687208288
Fuck the DUI, get a new job, get a new girlfriend.
Killing yourself is the biggest pussy move anyone can do. It means you lost the battle with your emotions. Everyone fights their feelings through their whole life, don't be a fag and give in.
>>687210192
Waiting tilll my roommate leaves for work i cant do it now
>>687209991
technically theres trips in that, shoot em up fgt
Take everyone with you before you go, make your ex girlfriend suffer before you go out in a blaze of glory.
OP never delivers.
>>687210072
Thread is going to 404 before then. At least get the stream started. Maybe do a Q&A or some shit.
>>687208288
bump, we gotta keep this thread alive.
>>687210341
Oh okay well how will we know where live stream will be?
>>687210326
stfu, no one wants your hand holding and unconditional love.
>>687210360
I dont want too hurt her more than i already have
>>687210341
Just start streaming it now, fuck it, do it on twitch, play some videogames, and kill yourself at 11, you will be marked in twitch history.
>>687210397
YES THIS OP
Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.
>>687209924
Op, fill this guys request and pour your remaining account on him before you an hero
>>687209308
>>687210458
Don't be a fucking cuck and end her life for what she did to you
Start livestream now and do FAQ. When 11 come then an hero.
Dude calm down
try smoking a bowl of weed, kicking back, listening to something you like or is relaxing. Try ASMR. Thats pretty restful.
Life is awesomee my doo
Do it on tinnychat. that way you don't need an account or anything. You literally just create a room and start broadcasting.
Bump keep it alive guys
>>687210560
If i had any money i would give it away.
>>687210439
Op how we know where live stream will be if 404
>>687208288
Op is a faggot who can not be a hero.
OP if you have access to DMT, or Salvia, take a massive, massive dose.
If you have access to any psychedelics other than 25-i, 25-c, DOM, DOB, or DOC, buy a large, large amount, and take them in a secluded spot where you feel safe to do anything at, including sleeping on the floor.
Do not smoke weed, do not drink alcohol, do not use amphetamines, opiates, opioids, benzos, etc.
Fuck all the other shit, it's shit. Try to "kill yourself" with psychdelics like LSD, DMT, shrooms, Salvia. Those are literally the top choices. You won't die, you'll just feel like you did.
>>687210397
rollerino
>>687210560
Poorfag
>>687210610
>asmr
Please kill yourself with op
>>687210449
fuck off degenerate. If anyone should kill themself in this thread, it should be you.
>>687209708
same here anon, not OP here, but i recently failed a drug test for weed, after not smoking for over 40 days. i was a heavy smoker and this was a safety sensitive job i was applying for so i stopped smoking and have no plans on doing it again. got the call today that i failed by the drug testing company. employers have yet to call me. im a fucking mess of emotions right now. remorse, anxiety, depression. definitely have been thinking about suicide all day. how easy it would be to put a bullet in my head an not deal with the flak im going to get for wasting my life trying to become a pilot, now im nothing and have no future. or so it seems to me.
link the webpage now faggot
>>687210637
That's shit no OP don't fucking do this the camera always cuts out
>>687210458
How did you hurt her op?
Drink a whole bottle of NyQuil and for a swim, easy
>>687209308
>senikki king
op would be wasting his money giving it to a nigger. He should just leave it be and let jesus take the wheel for it.
He should deff kill himself tho
>>687210646
Well, okay then. We'll wait, op
Don't do it. <3
Jobs can be replaced and so can girls.
It's rare and beautiful to even excist. Don't ruin that gift.
DUI? please that's a misdemeanor. your girlfriend left you? so you want to be with someone that dips when you face a challenge or hardship in life? sounds like she did you a favor by leaving. you lost your job? whats keeping you tied down? why don't you just get up and leave go somewhere new. a DUI isn't a felony its just recently demonized by housewives with too much time on their hands. dont be a faggot, more importantly dont be a little baby.
Commit a crime, let the police gun you down and take it like the man you are
>>687210690
Yes. Postpone your death a few days OP. Buy 100 tabs of LSD off the internet and take every single one of them in the same hour.
Keep a gun close by because you will feel like dying eventually, and you'll probably need to use it because I don't think there's any coming back from an LSD trip that big
>>687210648
if 404's ill start a new thread with the same pic
OP WHERE WILL LIVE STREAM BE
>>687210712
u mad m8?
op dies tonight, and i will feast on his last tears. I already got my lube ready.
Inb4 thread 404ing
>>687210932
Stfu he's doing it tonight
>>687210941
Make it the same words too?
>>687209222
>>687209222
I was gonna said don't do it op don't
Be a faggot and all that shit
We said to try stop a faggot
Who want to kill himself
But fuck it trips have spoken
>>687210932
its happening tonight, and im gonna jack off to it.
>>687208288
I got a dui. . Walked home from the station that morning t my other car and drove to work. Got my other one back, sold it paid my fines, etc drove through the suspension time, etc. Worked out. Life's good now.
>>687210788
I am an alcoholic and i cant stay sober for her, never physically hit her or anything.
>>687210941
Link the thread here.
>>687211114
holy shit close to quints
start broadcast now.
tinychat
>>687211133
>dubs confirmed
I like how the hierarchy is based on chance of post number.
>>687211207
just do it op
>>687208288
Op plox post your exgf nudes
Before you cut your neck
>>687211207
not to be a faggot but seeing someone professionally isn't a horrible idea. but it comes down to yourself. youve got to bring yourself out of this, no one else will.
come on man...if shit blew up in your dace just move to fucking mexico (i suppose you re murrican?), build a house at the sea, get drugs, have a good life and shit. dont be a pussy by just quitting.
Hurry up before I get bored OP
>>687210932
Chances are very, very good that you'll come back from a mere 100 doses of LSD.
People always come back even from one million doses within the same 5 minutes. Not coming back is rare.
Remember that LSD is supposed to "open your mind." There are people who want us to stay sheep.
Dont have the same story. Mines worse. Hell i even found my dad who hung himself like 2 weeks ago and thats the easiest of my problems currently. Life doesnt get better. Life slowly gets worse and worse. But please do me a favor. Anyone you care about even in the slightest bit just send them a message telling them you love them before you do. Every day i wish my dad would have atleast just told me that before he did it. I know eventually im gonna kill myself. Quit my job tonight and currently sitting here on 4chan with the only people i feel give any shits about what happens to me. For my alightest bit of hope of snapping out of this slump being 4chan thats pretty sad. Anyways. I love you /b/ro. Rest well.
Do it nigger
>>687209991
This op don't be a faggot go out in a blaze of glory and not to mention you will be helping the rest of us out too
>>687211207
OP OP OP
If you aren't lying, post pic of yourself with timestamp to prove it.
>>687211535
>come back
>one million doses
Op sharpie in pooper before you die?
I want to watch you die.
>>687208288
OP you will be an inspiration for a lot of people.
My advice? Mark yourself on twitch history, open up a game, start playing it on there, link it to this thread, and kill yourself at 11. It will be glorious.
>>687211600
thanks ANon hope you work your shit out
>>687210360
find a child on the street and abduct them. Scare the fuck out of them and force them to shoot you if they want to live.
>you die
>child is perma scarred
>future serial killer
>more lulz
>>687208288
My 1st DUI has cost me a total of 3,000$ and once these classes are over another 160$ reinstatement fee and sr22 bond. Good luck with that
>>687211133
fair point though
>>687211666
Satan required is OP. He also requires this suicide.
>>687208288
Don't do it OP. Call your mom, dad, sister, aunt, friend, ANYONE. Tell them how you feel and GET HELP. The people on here are funny but they're sick. Don't listen to them OP.
Even in death OP is gonna be a fucking pussy.... i can't wait to see this faggot die... best thing he coulda ever done for his family
>>687211706
rollorino!
LINK THE LIVESTREAM
>>687211706
this is a beautiful mind at work do this
>>687211519
I said 11 pm and i meant it so fuck off, i dont give a fuck if its past your bed time you can wait like everyone else.
>>687210723
What was your dream job?
>>687210858
Yes he should. Sorry for begging btw
>>687211807
Dude shut the fuck up. How fucking insecure are you. Who hurt you?
>>687211666
SATAN NEEDS THIS OP
DUI's ain't shit.. and girls are a dime a dozen.
I don't get the problem ask for diversion.
>>687211802
>no dubs
>called me funny
Ignore this failed troll
>>687211133
Full house trips an dubs /b/itches
Don't do it op
>>687211948
carebear
>>687211917
I hope you death will be painful faggot, I am going to enjoy watching you die.
Need dat streeeeem link
>>687211917
Don't do it OP. Don't be a pussy; die the right way, in battle against a Nazi.
>>687208288
Leave everything behind and go on an adventure... find yourself
>>687211917
>11pm
>Everyone is watching
>IT'S A PRANK! LOLOLOL DUBS GET!
>Everyone throws a fit
Fucking summer.
There are always those faggots who say "don't do it, you have alot to live for". What they don't realize is that some peoples problems are beyond what you can imagine.
Op will kill himself, or be a faggot from the beginning
no lo hagas!!!!!, te lo dice un latinoamericano
>>687211917
thread won't last long OP dammit!!
>>687211207
So the options are
>no girlfriend and be high as fuck and enjoy life like that
>girlfriend and not high as fuck and enjoying that
>kill yourself
>something completely different
>>687211999
lmao trips again
>>687212179
Roll for this
OP is a faggot, abandon thread
>>687211999
I go on here to laugh at people. Mainly for greentext. All the other shit makes me sick. Nice trips.
>>687210236
Fuck that bitch. She can't handle you getting in some legal trouble? Sounds like true love to me. Sort out your problems like a man. Learn from your fuckup.
Or kill yourself. Whatever. What a sad fucking reason to end it all.
>>687212260
why wont it
>>687212025
Nobody loves you.
>>687212179
Interesting enough...roll
>>687211999
>>687211666
>>687209999
>>687209444
>>687209222
Op your suicide is needed
>>687211917
Op, i respect it and i will wait because i care about you. I support you.
>>687211706
take this post into consideration. this child will be your legacy. a possible serial killer. think about it.
>the day op made a serial killer
your name will be chanted for generations of faggotry on this site
>>687212027
Edgy summerfag
>>687211926
flying for UPS. i was on the right path. i had a job flying for a company this summer, but the positive came back today. ive spent so much money to get to this point in my career and i have nothing to show for it anymore.
>>687211666
Yeah Satan wants you sharpie in you pooper before yo kill yourself
>>687208288
Op needs to make a new bread
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OP is liar, he isnt gonaa do it, abandon thread
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>687212397
there's a post limit
around 300 and then 404ed
>>687212251
Shut the fuck up.
>>687212260
Good.
>>687212179
Op, rolling for this, hope these trips give you motivation to live
>>687212450
Don't kill yourself. It'll only prove your faggotry to everyone around you.
>>687212392
I just dont understand how someone can claim they love you then walk out when shit gets a little bumpy, like maybe she was using me all along i just dont know
>>687212551
If I get dubs this is true
>>687212379
>just for fun
OP, if you're still here you better start a new thread soon.
>>687212667
Fug 1 off
>>687212575
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>687212179
Roll
Kill yourself OP, ENTERTAIN US!!!
This is turning into a bloody get thread
all yall tryin to help even if ops a liar an fag yall need 2 stfu yall just wait around fer shit like this an when done be like yea i helped lame join the other side its much more fun then being a cock mongler
how do we know if this is bait or not
timestamp or something OP
>>687212505
>summerfag
that nigga is so fucked up he has prolly been here since he was a young lad.
gtfo reddit
OP if you're not going to kill yourself then I am going to commit suicide
Is there live stream up yet?
>>687211652
https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_death.shtml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6OcRF5Kkrc
The information is not that easy to find in five minutes, I guess. Well I hope these at least make you interested in learning more.
>>687211207
cant stay sober? please op, i lost EVERYTHING and i managed to stay sober for almost 2 years now, if you want my contact info i will give.it yo you
>>687212947
Even if he provides a timestamp that doesn't mean he'll even do it. Hoping he'll not be a faggot though.
>>687208288
>OH LAWDY-LAWD...HE DESPERATE. DO WHAT HE SAY! DO WHAT HE SAY!
https://youtu.be/Z_JOGmXpe5I
>>687213130
please i do
i can smell the bait
ah summer, you come but once a year
>>687212953
I'm a causualfag
DO IT FAGGOT, and if you know any white knights kill them too.
We all die.
OP TIMESTAMP NOW
>>687212966
>>687212702
So what if she was. Do you realize that getting a dui now has actually saved you money and time. Imagine the dui never happened and you eventually married the bitch, had some kids, THEN got a dui. Better to learn now nigga. Don't kill yourself you stupid asshole.
>>687208755
waste of dubs
Op URL?
>>687213057
Here's a very fun resource:
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.cgi?A=Search&S1=0&S2=-1&S3=-1&C1=29&S4=-1&GenderSelect=-1&Context=-1&DoseMethodID=-1&Title=&AuthorSearch=&A1=-1&Lang=1&Group=-1&Str=&Intensity=&I2=
new threads up
I really do want to fucking kill myself tonight. I don't want to do it by train but it's my only fucking option because I'm fucking poor. Can anyone tell me a better easy way to die as instantly for free
>>687213510
>>687213263
you should join op, get in contact with him. maybe you could give him a blowjob on video to help him with his struggles. We believe in you anon.
>>687213515
Link
>>687213130
OP here
Could I get your email address? I really could talk to somebody.. I'm not in the best place
>>687213515
Link
>>687213534
swan dive off of something really tall?
>>687213638
thtas not OP i am OP and i started a new thread
>>687213534
you are a drain on your family and society... i literally want to thank you for dieing.... can't wait to be rid of you and im sure your family feels the same
>>687213212
[email protected] email me and i WILL get back with my contact info within 20 minutes. im still riding on the bus almost home now
>>687213734
Link
>>687210236
What was your career?
new thread at 687213481
>>687213534
http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/How-to-Slit-Your-Wrists.html
we all came to see you die now deliver
>>687213778
Kek....
>>687208531
>>687208288
OP; the kid is a fucking idiot telling you that "people are worse off than you". Life is rough; no matter what. But your troubles aren't something to shake a stick at. you could be stressed out about a bee sting; it's the same thing. But don't kill yourself nerd. DUI sucks, so does losing your girlfriend and job. too bad that all of this stress will go away in a year. Just stick with it bud. Not the best advice but I'm drunk so good night
>>687213768
I agree. Tell me how to do it quick without the train and I won't fucking be alive to corrode the human race
>>687213778
>[email protected]
too easy brah
>>687213921
thanks anon i will consider
>>687213481
This is new thread I think
>>687210723
I just got into navy flight school, hopefully I didn't take your spot
>>687213534
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods
http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/Easiest-Way-to-Kill-Yourself.html
>>687213953
suicide by cops
>>687212752
9gag isn't funny. That shit is for gay ass teens who get off on dabbing feces niggers.
I really hope you're not serious. Don't do it bro. Shit may seem.. shit, but it's not the end of the world. You can forget about that DUI, get a new job, and get a new girlfriend. A life and a mind is a horrible thing to waste.
Best wishes. - Anon
>>687213534
Don't use a train you double nigger. Just because you're a pussy, don't fuck up some poor guy's month. Steal a car and drive off a bridge or something. lol.
>>687214224
>>687208288
Im gonna an hero in 30 seconds. Not gonna even post it. Later fuck faces
>>687212774
Oh no! I better fuck off! I don't want a trained navy seal on my back!
>>687214444
Holy shit this thread is magic.
>>687214355
>don't fuck someone else up
>steal someone's car and kill yourself in it
>>687208799
i watched some guy slice his wrists in a warm bath a while back, shit was weird
>>687214178
they might leave me alive I'm white. I need a sure thing
>>687208288
seriously. i went thru all that shit at the same time years ago. only sucks as much as you make it. if you use it as justification to wallow in self pity then you'll stay in this headspace but if you take responsibility for the shit you made mistakes on and continue to find ways to return to productivity then you'll come out fine.
>>687214444
How....
New thread open
>>687214711
kek
>>687214562
They'll never see the dead asshole, and even better, they're getting A NEW CAR!!!
>>687214095
it was a regional airport flying charter. you didnt take my spot in the navy friend. but theres a spot open at a regional company with your name on it if you have your commercial
Don't do it faggot
Take your washing machine exause attach it to muffler and put into car have fun
>>687213534
> You now live in a world with no consequences that you care for
> You are not going to be a part of the world and will be forever unavailable to again
And you seriously still think you have limits? You are cheating life use it you retard.
Dubz 4 dick nudez
>>687208288
>GOt a dui last night
wait for your court date.
blow your fucking brains out in front of the judge.
why get on local news when you can go national.
>>687212675
Fix your life man.
An hero in 3,2,1 Goooooooo
Bye /b/ tards
>>687208288
It appears you got doubles OP you decide hurt those that have hurted you, not yourself try to get a camera a helmet one.
that would be nice.
>>687215248
tell me how when I'm poor
>>687209222
triples livestream ? were is it .
300
Just here for repeating digits; OP won't deliver.
>>687213534
This is the dude whos dad hung himself from earlier in the thread. Tie a rope high enough so you can sit in a chair straight up but if you lean or slump itll put pressure on your neck. Put rope around neck and you know how you choke a girl during sex? Apply pressure to the sides of the neck simultaneously. Youll get a crazy euphoric sensation. Pass out and when you fall forward itll choke you out but youll be passed out so you wont feel it. Thats how my dad did it. I tried to but didnt reach the point of passing out. Just tunnel vision. I gotta wanted to be in his shoes to see if it actually hurt. Now i regret i didnt finish it
>>687215756
Anything, get a knife and Rob a car and by opening the door and going GTA on them, you'll get money, a car and maybe a gun. Taunt a cop and then keep reaching for your waistband or back pocket. I dunno man I feel like you have so much choices.
>>687208288
