Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would be satisfied)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Optional boss 3.
Thread 2.
lets roll
rollin'
ayy
skip
I'm actually a boy! - fukken gwyn
>>687204967
Okie Moar rollz
Bringing the secret weapon
can i fondle him first?
2 consecutive numbers
>>687205322
>>687205300
2 down!
>>687205273
We needed even moar weapons
autobots, roll out?
>>687204967
wait how are we at gwyndolin already
>>687204967
Beware of trap
Let's kill this emo futanari
And agian
>>687205381
Okie we need to work harder
Yo moma
>>687204967
[gitting gud intensifies]
>>687205455
>>687205363
Three now
Where's Siegward when you need him.
can't handle my dubs
>>687205455
Nice dubs.
Also, due to the nature of my optional encounters, they can show up early, late, or on time.
Not even close
ok
o3o
>>687205598
so then this is NG+
>>687205709
sure :)
Rollerino
no u
>>687204967
Roll
rollinn
now im serious
I have to leave this thread in two mintues
Don't kill him! He's my waifu
>>687205598
So where's the next boss dogeanon
>>687205864
>>687205844
4! one more!
Meme powers activate
>>687205887
R.I.P Trips
>>687205899
Also you just killed him XD
Gonna spear my own son
Rolling for the final dubs
>>687205988
Yay Extra Dubs
>>687205899
>>687205844
>>687205455
>>687205322
>>687205300
Dubs completed! We now have a free trips and -1 to the next count. Back to the main quest bosses...
Time to scrub some dubs.
>>687206098
Rollin
>>687206098
easy, just push him off the side.
We just need one more dubs
roll for DS but I really dont understand this thread
That guy is ez
Dub get
>>687206098
best boss :^)
im glad you take feedback
>>687206098
Rekt
Dub dubs
rollerino
One more dubs
SUMMONING BASED IRON TARKUS
*gets dubs internally*
>>687206340
Feedback? What do you mean?
Phantom Black Iron Tarkus summoned
rollino
Come on i just need one more pair of dubs
2 consecutive numbers
>>687205988
>>687206544
Does this count O.P ?
>>687206544
>>687205988
Dubs satisfied! The Iron Golem falls off the edge!
The difficulty ramps here in Anor Londo...
KILLING BLOW
>>687206544
One pair
Violence solves everything...
*casts dubs on next ten posters*
It's getting good now.
>>687206636
THERE IS No LONGER A GOD IN THIS WORLD
>>687206644
>>687206700
Smough goes down!
Ornstein is now super Ornstein!
We need 2 sets of trips now!
>>687206792
Actually, wait, we have free trips.
And 2 dubs are satisfied.
So we need 2 more dubs to kill Super Smough!
My mistake guys. :)
>>687206792
YOU FOOLS! WHY WOULD YOU PURPOSELY USE YOUR DUBS HERE?
>>687206792
dicks
>>687206644
If only this was posted 1 minute earlier :(
Trip get
>>687206902
See yah O.P I'm going to stay at this campfire
rip
>>687206792
Dogeanon, we had trips lying in wait, this boss is kill
>>687206792
fuck
Dubs goooooo
>>687206986
Well Ornstein died first, so Smough adds 2 dubs. We still need 2 more dubs.
Last roll see yah Anons and O.P I'ma stay at this campfire
in the thread last night, hoping to follow this one and see a new victory!
Summoning solaire
Brb, dog walk. Enjoy these dubs before I go.
Dub rub
>>687206636
holy shit op, this one is really creative and true to the game.
you haz my internetz
Rolling for trips you pieces of shit
>>687207072
dem singles do
Dubs wins
>>687207222
wow
Rawl
>>687207222
A GOD AMONG MEN
>>687207222
Checkd
>>687207272
Does this count for dubs op?
I used trips:
It was super effective.
>>687207157
Time for some jolly co-operation
Quads?
Lets try that again. Quads?
>>687207571
Tarkus is so based
>>687205582
An other game
I believe
>>687207222
>>687207222
>>687206700
>>687206644
3 dubs down
1 more
>>687208001
Off
By
1
summoning
BIG MOIST
Praise the repeating digits!
Dubs time
>>687208080
lol'd
>>687208134
Praise the moon.
>>687208298
off by one
>>687208338
Darkmoon covenant is shit
Dubs for the summerfriends.
>>theyre peeple too guise
ez pz lemon squeezy
Humanity Restored
*16 strength intensifies*
>>687208437
can't get no snake ass if you're not part the covenant tho
>>687208555
WIN FUCKING RAR
>>687208555
>>687207222
>>687206644
>>687206700
dubs satisfied.
O&S go down!
>>687208555
It was indeed.
2
1
4
One
>>687208829
awwwww fuuuuuckkkk
>>687208711
we only need to count to 3 because of gwyndolin
I hate counts. Also 3. Plus trips.
>>687208919
Yes, that is correct.
>>687204967
i have no fucking clue what this whole thread is about but i dont care enough to actually ask.
i also didnt read whats up here.
I actually just type alot because my girlfriend thinks im chatting with some girl and to let her believe im just on 4chan i do some random shit here.
So, whats up guys? hows your life?
everything cool?
4 c===3
2
>>687208967
Has anyone ever told you your dog is a savage?
Also 1
>>687208711
Amazing chest ahead
>>687209110
OFFBYONE
>that is twice for me in this thread
>rip.png
Also 2
>>687209177
dubz!!
1
>>687209177
For anyone who doesn't see, there's a 3 here.
>>687209292
3, quick!!!!
Deleted it to get the count done
>>687209110
>>687209292
>>687209370
Counting is done.
>>687209177
1/3 dubs
>>687209525
sorry, dubs revoked
>>687209370
Thats it
Now we need trips
im only here for 1 thing
check em
>>687209020
so are you chatting with another girl anon?
Seath the scaleless?
More like seath the tail-less
Gimme dat moonlight greatsword
Trips get b/ros
I make wallpapers for fun
>>687210016
Kek
>>687210200
>chek'd
Roll for sub dubs
>>687210255
And checked
>>687210200
Ayyyyy
>>687210255
>check'd
>>687210255
>>687210200
>>687210299
3/3 dubs, and counting is finished.
We're about halfway done!
>>687210388
>CHECK'D
>>687210299
1 odd
>>687210388
1 even
need one of either
>>687210388
What's going on
Even dubs
>>687210404
Or we could just, y'know, lure him to the edge and kill him in like 5 hits
Not trips
>gets quads
>>687210388
these are what dubs look like
rawlin
Check em
Check dese
>>687210888
Wow i did it
>success
>>687210888
>>687210388
Even dubs get!
Also, FINAL OPTIONAL BOSS UNLOCKED
Here we go!
>>687210888
Gr8 8s m8
>>687210888
those are nice but check these
>>687211197
gr8 m8 b8
222 get
>>687210888
>>687211149
we're fucked
>Playin DKS 3
>Find gwyndolins chamber
>Orange soap stones on the ground
>"No trap ahead, sadness."
>mfw
333 get
>>687211398
we can skip optional bosses lol
>>687211504
we only have 1 skip
You have to use fall control first
>>687211544
skipping optional bosses is free read the rules faggot
>>687211149
TRIPS BE WITH ME!
555
>>687211149
rollin
>>687211588
INVASION UNLOCKED
ALL POSTS TOWARD STRAY DEMON DO NOT COUNT UNTIL THE INVADER IS VANQUISHED
777
>>687211718
SUMMONING SELLSWORD LUET
>>687211718
dooblez
Dubs
>dubs
>>687211718
this gaylord aint shit
>>687211718
be gone invader!
Better dubs
>>687211718
*black separation crystal*
>>687212011
INVADER BANISHED!
>>687211718
RED CHINESE INVADER DETECTED
CHANCES OF RED VICTORY
0%
>>687212011
Invader vanished. Continue fighting the Stray Demon...
Or give up and get back to the main quest bosses!
>>687212011
Winrar
>>687211149
Back to fighting this slut
Trips time
i dont know what the get is any more but this is it
Anons like you get got. We dont get got, we go get.
>>687212550
Kek
Rollin
>>687212775
Lowkey fire
>>687212158
Well, on this trial run, I think I made it TOO complex... :(
999. Got it.
>>687213021
Its fine. Only problem is we dont have enough people to roll enough trips. Also doge is still savage. Also 111
TRIPS, FOR THE GRAVELORD COVENANT
Solaire? I summon that
Estus? I drink that
Trips? I roll that
333
get?
got
>>687213280
444
skip this shit
>>687213401
We're going to kill you later
Trips get?
>>687213600
Invader ded
Rollerino
>>687213750
I killed him a while back fam
just roll through his legs
This is now trusty patches' thread
A winrar is me.
time to respec
>>687213600
Youre gonna be wheely disappointed
I dont think we have enough posters. /thread?
> /thread.
Seeys tomorrow night doganon. Its been fun
c
>>687214431
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
Skip?
Rolling to kill dat boi
>>687214930
DID SOMEONE SAY RATTLE
>>687215606
Dogeanon still here? rollin.
>>687215502
Ez dubs
roll for something
>>687215923
(v)(a)(m)an(o)(s)
longsword maxed out for each type and original
thats how we wrool
hmm
>>687216762
[Rattling intensifies]
we win?
