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Waifu claiming thread
>claim
>no rp/erp
>discuss
Snek a cute.
Still here
Hey everyone.
>>687197512
>gently hugs mugi in a loving way and say "I-I like you a lot, mugi chan" ',:^)
>>687197391
I probably should of done that with Zyrtec.
>>687197440
Never even set it up and I'm not the one who bought it so I don't care.
>>687197464
I can see through your disguise :^)
>Best idol claimed
>>687197512
Hey qt.
>>687196117
I ain't dun kno who yar, but I'ma goof ya...
still here
Milinda claim
>>687197516
Kek how did I know.... haven't seen you in awhile, what's up?
Obligatory claim.
>>687196407
Gachi buddy.
Wassup.
>>687196550
Gold.
>>687196721
It's the courtesy that counts.
How are ya, Rory?
>>687198142
no rp/erp faggot die :^)
>>687198193
yo
>>687198181
Kek RIP Maki...
>>687198193
Hello. I am not sure what you are implying... kek
>>687198181
Maki, this is not fair what so ever!
>>687198197
games almost over ill let you know
>>687198181
Heh, might be fun with friends
>>687198002
I just a really derp moment earlier, saw your earlier post where you live and was like "oh I could visit this nigga if I go to momocon or something" and few minutes later it just hit me "THAT NIGGA WENT TO MOMOCON, DUH DUMBASS"
Akiko claimed
Greetings to all anons
>>687198142
>Takes a shotgun and places it against smuggles head and whispers "RP one more fucking time, I dare you"
>>687198259
Heyo.
Not much, just finished playing OW with some friends, you?
>>687198688
its fine. take your time
>>687198770
Kek do it.
No balls.
>>687198770
Hello hello peaches
>>687198885
OMFG everyone here has overwatch.. Im so shilling $60 off my con money..
>>687198770
>ironically RPing
>>687198749
hehehe, I have those derp moments all the time. I seriously think I have short term memory or something
>OMFG everyone here has overwatch.. Im so shilling $60 off my con money..
DO IT
>>687198438
How'd that nap go?
>>687198885
Might go play some Halo Anniversary in a bit.
Hope Overwatch was fun, man.
>>687198479
Kek, I'll break it.. eventually. When I feel the slightest allergy it's pretty much"Welp time to take another one".
>>687198580
What's wrong?
>>687198749
True, but they'd probably want to play vidya then something like that.
Wew lad. Work is kida up and down rn
>>687197512
>>687197086
Can I join?
>>687198367
Daaammn, giiirrl... your eyebrown game tight, tho.
>>687198479
It means I'ma gunna goof ya... I'ma goof ya hard...
>>687197512
memes edition? :^)
>>687198048
Hello fastest man alive. Seen the new deathbattle with flash and quicksilver?
>>687198181
Lmao I'm sure I'm not the only one teasing the two of you
>>687198199
It was only yesterday lol. I'm good but the sand that's still in my eye sucks. How are you?
>>687198367
>
>>687198770
Hello to you as well, peach demon
>
>>687199528
This right here! Starlight Stage has better songs and gameplay imo, but I can actually read and tell what I'm doing in this one! And I totally didn't pick this leader due to a bias.
>Makoto
>>687199708
Sure thang.
How are ya?
>>687199520
My head hurts now.
>>687199708
Anyone can.
>>687199443
As soon as my mom pays me back.. I'm going to buy that shit so hard, I dont care if its origins edition.. digital copies are just easier (and my ps4 has a retarded tendency to eject discs outta nowhere)
>>687199528
I would have my friends play pool with me but my garage is just cramped with shit my dad uses for house remodeling
>>687199657
How do you find time to post here?
>>687199708
Sure, welcome aboard buddy, how are ya?
>>687199897
Oh snap iz dat boi
>>687199520
>Might go play some Halo Anniversary in a bit.
Hope you have a good time!
>Hope Overwatch was fun, man.
It was!
>>687198259
Im good personally. Work is being work.
kagami claimed!!!
>>687199823
i like your memes girl
Shina best waifu.
>>687199708
oh boy
what's poppin
we got a Yui and an Azusa anon too
>>687200065
Welcome back friend
>>687200065
>psp
>cute
10/10
My favorite anime was the holocaust.
>>687199708
What's up?
>>687199916
Am I the only one who started off with kotori?
>>687200010
Then go to sleep
>>687200019
O shit waddup
>>687200555
checked and kekd
>>687200019
I wasn't even aware there were disc versions haha, I'm so used to everything being digital nowadays. I'm guessing you're getting the PS4 version?
>>687200430
How's it going Shina?
>>687198992
You know me well enough to know I don't mind giving people a facefull of shotgun
>>687199089
Hello Yuno, how goes it?
>>687199204
>literal description of what you were doing at the moment
>>687199897
What's up Shinoa, seems like forever
>>687200010
Take some painkillers?
>>687200027
Thanks, man. I probably will.
Legendary elites are bitches.
Glad you're having fun in Overwatch.
>>687200047
Glad to hear it, man.
You at work right now?
>>687199528
Kek sounds like me and pain pills right now. I wish you luck friend.
>>687199823
Y-You are scaring me a little there friend....
>>687199897
Fair point. Just seems like we haven't talked as much lately as we used to.
That sucks sorry friend. I'm doing alright.
>>687199204
Hello!
>the schwanz sees ironicness
>it becomes hard, like steel
>the schwanz is ruthlessly thrust against the iron
>the schwanz is like steel, the ironically RPing is like iron
Ahhhh!
>the edgeaculation is made regally
>steel triumphs over iron
>the battered RPing ironically is pragnated with the royal seamin
It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>687200932
Exactly. Kill the smug. She bullies me. Kek
>Milinda
>>687200954
The ERP king/queen has arrived.
>>687199708
Sure m8.
>>687199897
That is true, Discount Megu may do it sometimes. Who does it the most though ::^)
>>687199916
Topkek, you downloaded that just in time. They remolded everything not too long ago.
>I totally didn't pick this leader due to a bias
She's not "best idol" for nothing~
How ya liking it?
>>687200019
Can you move it outside and do some ghetto pool?
>>687200616
>started off with kotori
Yes :^)
>>687200951
Likewise Milinda, likewise.
>>687199897
the gif isn't moving for me
rip ;(
>>687199838
you fucking know it :^)
>>687199823
eyebrow game on point
>>687200954
Well done Schwanz King. We can always count on you
>>687201109
Did she use words to hurt your feelings again?
How sad for you. I'm not sure about murdering people because of that though, seems kind of edgy
>>687200464
thank you you know!!!!
>>687200465
thanks!!!
>>687200616
>implying it's that easy
>>687200950
Yep.
>>687200616
Raining like a motherfucka here, you?
>>687200785
Physical is cheaper but in this day of age, we're going digital
Yeah Im going ps4 unfortunately, dunno if my pc can run it.. plus I have friends who play it (they're still salty of my rektage in ds3)
>>687200932
Kinda a boring day, man v wild is on so thats something, you?
>>687201410
ghetto pool?
>>687201495
Silly you
>>687201274
King. We already have a Queen.
>>687200954
Spreading that royal blood around. You're doing the world a service.
>>687200616
I swear I didn't have a bias due to the whole night before!
>>687201410
Well, it's got a few too many buttons for my gameplay tastes and that star mechanic is brutal. Otherwise it's another rhythm game and I'm addicted.
>Still salty Starlight Stage has no English translation
>Those songs are top tier
>We'll see how these songs go
>claim
>felled asleep on my bathtub edition
>>687201639
He's about as relevant with decisions/politics around here as the queen of england.
Figure head, doesn't actually do anything.
>>687200002
>>687200010
>>687200019
>>687200451
>>687200616
>>687201410
Watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time. It's alright. Might make some late night ramen in a bit.
>>687201410
Thanks Maki. What are you up to?
>>687201485
Kek I was being sarcastic. I like Shinoa. He's chill.
How are you Akiko?
>>687202052
Discount Megumin
do i study or sleep for a few hours? im conflicted.
also nyarko claimed
>>687200932
>them legs
>>687202325
>Princess Mili
>>687200932
>>687200951
It's only been yesterday lol. Fuck the kid who threw sand in my eyes and fuck the random fat black kid who ate half of beef jerky then tried to steal it
>>687201109
NO THE SMUG IS FRIENDLY!
>>687201410
Fair point Kek and dammit!
>>687201449
The eyes should be moving. Maybe because it's a small one
>>687201560
>what is chloroform?
>>687201609
About to get your fucking rain lol. Feeling all good now that I can chat with you guys
>>687201871
>The night before
Did I miss that much?
>>687202052
Wew
>>687202310
Never seen it. Rate it on a scale 1-10 please
>>687201485
The smug is not edgy!
>>687202325
>
>>687202685
Ayyyyy lmao!
>shinoa
>>687199897
M'smugger
>>687200950
Yeah
>>687200019
Its quiet most of the time.
>>687201639
Genghis Khan is my schwanz hero~! ^.^
>>687202251
>He's about as relevant with decisions/politics around here as the queen of england.
That is applicable to 100% of the Waifufags.
>>687197512
Izana Shinatose
Third Gender... can be whatever I desire her to be.
>>687202801
Nope, not at all!
>>687202310
I have yet to seen cowboy bebop
>>687202801
Something happened that prevented you?
>>687203017
Small resturant I assume?
>>687201609
Doing it on the front lawn kek.
You getting OW for the PS4 too?
>>687201871
Maybe you'll get used to it, maybe not. Enjoy it nevertheless.
μ's songs are A-1, but then again that's biased coming from me lel. Gonna have to check this Starlight Stage out now.
>>687202310
That was an amazing watch. It gets better and better. Enjoy the ramen man.
>>687202325
Don't mention it. Just watching some stuff on Youtube. How about you?
>>687202801
Kek, it's undeniable.
>>687202685
NO NO NO NOT THIS AGAIN!
>>687202801
Yeah I know that bro. I'm saying we used to talk more often... kek
>Did I scare you there? Kek
>>687202879
DO NOT ENCOURAGE THAT!
>>687202310
I've never seen Cowboy Bebop before
>>687202801
It was a pretty great nap~
>>687203017
Would you like to join me?
>>687203424
Why not, Princess?
You're the one who started the attack this thread
>>687203339
Front lawn? Nigga I do look black to you?
Yeah Ps4 is my primary system I play on
>>687203452
>>687201609
Fair enough. I haven't touched a console in months.
>>687203107
>That is applicable to 100% of the Waifufags.
I worded that like complete and udder shit.
In the sense he doesn't participate anymore (I know he's busy, before anyone says so.)
And Schwanz does it with dignity and is here more often unlike most everyone. He deserves both titles.
>>687203452
Me neither.
>>687201609
Meh, having a slow day. I did have amnesia for whatever reason but it's probably nothing. I ate and now I'm enjoying some vidya with a nice can of you know whats
>>687202325
I'm good, just opened me a can of guess what?
I know Shinoa is chill, we're bros
>>687202422
Akiko has best legs
>dubs for legs
>>687202801
Oh was it? Dude I have lost my memory of the last 18 hours starting yesterday around 4 pm. I wouldn't know honestly. Did I say anything to you?
>The smug is not edgy!
Don't deny. The smug is edgy as fuck
>>687203339
Sounds chill, Im thinking about playing some games. Not sure what to play though.
>Milinda
If you guys will excuse me I'll be right back..
>>687203708
Mainly a pc uh?
>>687203851
ayy thats whats up
>>687203703
>>687203810
Isn't it in the action genre? I'm a lot more of a laidback person I found out
>>687204169
i won't judge lol, i haven't seen a lot of anime
>>687203851
>>687203339
It's only in Japanese, so be prepared for Moon Runes galore. Here's the first song you do though.
https://youtu.be/rK5FigL5_hY
im done that game if you ready
>>687204169
I think so?
I saw like random scenes of it but was never interested enough to watch the full thing
>>687202801
I'd rather not.
>>687203794
The title has not been passed on yet, as far as I am concerned. Though you make a decent point. Do as you wish.
What about Führer? Should his title be revoked by now?
>>687204527
ok i added you
>>687203227
Uni cafe. Unis on break rn.
>>687203561
Join you in what?
>>687203851
>best legs
>best
>legs
U wot m8
>>687203561
NOOOO its not an attack! Its just a greeting! Im sorryyyyy
>>687203851
Alcohol? kek
Kek good. Despite the teasing I like Shinoa. Although he hasn't teased me much lately.
>I kinda miss it. kek
>>687204671
Yes
>>687204828
Oh, just realized ! linked the wrong one
Oh well
>>687204905
Alright, I'll let it slide
How have you been?
>>687203017
Smugette
>>687203133
Lol ok and did you just started love live school festival?
>>687203227
Beach yesterday. Was a good day
>>687203339
Lol how you doing mang?
>>687203424
Oh as in conversing with one another without the tease! Yeah that is true
>yes and :3
>>687203561
Was it a bubble bath?
>>687203851
Nothing at all since I wasn't in thread. And you need some moar sleep my dude
>smug edgy as fuck
No she's super cute!
>>687204665
Tried a glass of warm water?
>>687197512
>>687204011
I used to be a console person with Xbox Live, but my account got hacked one day and I just switched to PC after that
>>687204671
>The title has not been passed on yet, as far as I am concerned.
I mean, I respect the fact that it's you who pretty much gives out the titles. I'm just saying that if you don't back it up, I don't see much reason in reserving it.
Any reason you still want him to keep it? From what I've seen he doesn't seem too keen on making common attendances.
I mean sure, why not. Not sure if you're acting that as a rhetorical or if you're being serious. But I think I'm half okay with him keeping it. Not really anyone else willing to be our dictator from what I've seen.
Hey, /waifu/. I accidentally injured my scrotum in like three or four different places superficially due to a stroke of genius in my bathroom involving a counter at the worst possible height and my inability to dry off properly.
Where's Syndra to tell you to off yourself when you want to the most?
>>687205107
>!
>I
How retarded am I?
>>687205121
Nah, a normal bath. I was just exhausted while taking it so I slowly felled asleep kek
>>687205121
Of course.
>I keep forgetting to get tea
>>687204343
>I haven't seen a lot of anime
Watching anime is just a thing to do when I'm bored honestly and I just started watching it again in November(?) so I haven't seen a lot either
>>687204642
Is that where the space cowboy thing comes from? I've heard of it but I've never been that interested in watching it either...
>>687205324
>acting that
Saying that*
Really. Every time.
>>687205427
You missed the shift key once. I don't see how that makes you retarded.
>>687204343
I have never watched CB and only heard about it for the first time few months ago. Rate me.
>>687205107
Yay! Thank you Amatsu!
I've been alright. Did you see my greentext this morning about my run?
>>687205121
Kek yeah. Although there hasn't been much tease recently either.
>Kek my bad.
>>687203578
>Nigga do I look black to you
>Nigga
Could've fooled me.
Yep, primary system here also.
>>687203880
That it is. Well what haven't you played in a long time?
>>687204403
That's pretty cute, especially since it's animated. How long did it take you to memorize where everything was?
>>687205121
I've been ok. Some mishaps there and there but it's all good. What was the beach like?
>>687202801
>>687203227
>>687203452
I've seen 19 out of 26 episodes. Solid 8/10 so far. Bump it up to a 9 if you like jazz music and episodic storytelling.
>>687203339
Thanks. Gonna add egg and cheese to it I think.
Macho Man Randy Savage claimed.
All other waifus are shit tier
>>687205761
It wasn't a lower case "i" tho
It was a exclamation mark
>>687205973
That's good to hear
No I didn't.. Can I see it?
>>687205761
mmmmm i'd say......space cowboy/see you later
Going to bed, night everyone.
>>687205993
Thats a good question... I dont know. I dont play many games... I kinda wanna play either Snow or Overwatch...
>>687206292
Goodnight strangler
>>687206052
Only 26 episodes? I might check that out then.
>>687206292
Goodnight.
nobody noticed earlier kek
gave me time to download some shitty editing software and make this pos
>>687206063
CM Punk claimed
Phil Brooks > Randy Poffo
>>687206292
Goodnight!
>>687206292
good night homu!!! sleep tight!!
>>687204828
fite me
>>687204905
>alcohol
I'll give you a slight hint
>>687205121
Ah, I see
I don't like sleeping
>>687205174
don't you have a 3DPD to take care of?
>>687205024
>>687205324
No.
He created the Reich. Until he decides to officially step down, then the office will remain his.
>>687206292
Goodnight Homu.
>>687205536
>Is that where the space cowboy thing comes from?
Yep.
>>687205121
Nope, I've gotta go watch all of IdolM@ster before I move onto another idol series!
>>687205993
Oh, I haven't. I'm just getting help from a friend who knows moon. Overall if you just wanna play the songs, it's pretty simple. Unfortunately the phone I'm using to play it can't handle the 3D models, so I'm stuck with the 2d version. Still pretty cute though.
>Mowing the lawn sucks
>>687206881
I can respect your stance.
>>687206292
Goodnight faggot
>>687206632
I didn't want to notice, but your shitty resolution forced me to comment on how shitty it is
Waifu
>>687206255
Yeah. Here you go.
>Be me
>Playing H1Z1 last night with friend
>"Bro we should go kayaking tomorrow!"
>SoundsFun.png
>Friend wants me to call him at 7am to wake him so he can run some errands
>Friend goes to sleep
>Fast forward to 5am
>Shit, I never went to sleep...
>Should I sleep for 2 hours or just stay up?
>Decide option 2
>ProbablyABadIdea.gif
>Remember today is a run day
>Start run at 5:15 as usual
>15 miles in
>Look at time
>8:20
>Shit... Forgot to call friend
>Call and wake him up
>2 minutes later I get a text
>"You know its supposed to storm today right?"
>As I read it, starts to pour
>ShitstormInbound.jpeg
>6 miles from home at the lock and dam on the Mississippi River
>Hide in bathroom
>No friends to bail me out
>9:30am still stuck
>Finally get picked up by a friend at like 10:30
>>687206851
That view tho... wew lad
>filename
Peaches? kek
>>687206881
>Until he decides to officially step down, then the office will remain his.
Fair enough, only makes sense considering he's an ultimate dictator.
>Real life gets in the way too much
>>687207100
thank god <3
btw the res is shitty because i downloaded it from some idiot spiderman dude earlier in thread
also the software is shitty
>>687207024
that's what I thought but I wasn't sure thanks fam
>>687206632
but paint is default on pc
>>687206851
>oh you want this?
>
>>687207369
Enjoy the exercise?
>>687207376
Brown
>>687207369
You've been goofed.
>>687207707
paint?
>gimp
wtf is paint
>>687207393
Topkek
>Amatsu
>>687206052
>egg and cheese
Never seen that mix before.
>>687206292
Sleep tight.
>>687206308
Flip a coin.
>>687207029
Better off then you would be on your own probably. Well that's good, not the phone part, or the lawn part kek.
>>687207393
Wow, yeah
That was hard, wasn't it
>>687207550
You know you can google search the image and find it in a better resolution yeah? Also shitty software can do great things in the right hands
>>687207745
That's exactly what I want
>>687207786
Meh.
>>687207799
>>687205427
Oh God. The ones that are real soothing and relaxing to the muscles that makes a nigga go night night?
>>687205521
Wanna write it down? Lol
>>687205973
There hasn't? I didn't notice dude. Sorry
>it's fine
>>687205993
It's murky as usual but it was a good day. Got a story of this fat black kid eating half of my beef jerky tender bite then tried to steal it from me
>>687206052
Ohhhh jazz is always nice. The cqc is probably the only thing I'll stay for. It looks beautiful
>>687206292
Night
>>687206851
Then new York city is the place for you should you visit the states. Visit not live
>>687207029
Someone told me that the whole anime has more character development and in depth story than love live
>>687208034
you did a bad job on that edit , you could use paint so why did you download an editor
>>687208214
>great things in the right hands
wrong hands here
>google search
too lazy. but ill fix it
>>687208238
gratz, i couldnt tell. whoop de fuckin doo
>Very tired, crappy mobile claim
I'm back guys!
>>687208219
>>687208407
that's a little overkill....don't 'cha think???
>>687208467
hey mami!! how are you doing on this fine day?!
>>687208451
at least you tried have some butt
>>687208214
>you gon git it
>>687208223
So you got in a fight?
>honestly Im not surprised
>>687207393
4 u
>>687207843
>>687208223
Exactly that kind of bath
I could've slept there all night if I wanted to
>>687208603
Since when is the squid this lewd?
>>687208603
why thankyou kind sir! however that mage is slowly ruining one of my favorite animes
>nyarko
>>687208569
Probably.
>Galko
>>687208074
Kek its funny now. Wasnt funny this morning... kek
>>687208143
Good idea. I will do that quick.
>That pic a cute.
>>687208214
Kek maybe.
>>687208223
Kek its all good.
>I almost miss it though...
>>687208649
Woah. Thats a different pic. Did you make that?
>Milinda
>>687208812
tentacles
>>687208873
fap to it its all yours friend
>>687208569
Doing quite well, thank you. Getting back from a great workout always makes me quite pleased. How has your day been?
>Mami
>>687209085
i love working out!! i always do it before bed so i can fall asleep easier!
im doing great!! the best i've felt in a long time!!
>kagami
>>687209000
I least you're laughing it off!
>>687209044
I guess that's kinda true
>Amatsu
>>687204828
Oooh right, hmm unis still open after semesters?
>>687205121
Ooooo, only been to the beach once
>>687205214
I should play more csgo and whatnot to get used to mouse and key... or at least make it so I play mouse/keyboard on consoles
>>687205993
Whats your psn nigga?
>>687206052
I been told its like a basic requirment to watch as a anime fan, much like evangelion
>Yuno
>>687208143
Ya. There's also a guide out that gives the basic translations for menus if you want it.
>So much mulch that the lawn mower keeps stalling out
>>687208223
Oh I believe it. I'm not much paying attention to the story as much as I am having fun with the rhythm game.
>Makoto
>>687209209
Heavens, that's great to hear! Working out seems to be a contributor of solely pros for the body.
>Mami
>>687208627
About the beef jerky thing?
>>687208812
I would've
>if I had the wealth
>>687209000
Trips confirms that you almost missed it. I guess my teasing days are over
>>687209460
Dude that's pretty for you. Is there a lake up there?
>>687209487
Wew I gotta check out the anime as soon as I'm done with jojo, assassination classroom, iron blooded orphans, asterisk war and a few others
>shinoa
