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>no rp/erp
>discuss
Snek a cute.
>>687204828
Oooh right, hmm unis still open after semesters?
>>687205121
Ooooo, only been to the beach once
>>687205214
I should play more csgo and whatnot to get used to mouse and key... or at least make it so I play mouse/keyboard on consoles
>>687205993
Whats your psn nigga?
>>687206052
I been told its like a basic requirment to watch as a anime fan, much like evangelion
>>687209394
kagami claimed!!!
>claim
Akiko claimed
It's 5 here
Oyasumi everyone
Milinda claim
>>687209410
Yeah! By the way, when we gonna play Overwatch again? That shit was fun.
gas pumpers
Claimed, playing OW
>>687209709
Farewell sweet peaches
>>687209838
Have fun, off I go to cook
>>687209000
It's an edit of your swimsuit pic. You're now a super-omnipotent, hyper-aware techno god
>>687209650
>watching
>eyepatch
duuuuude
>>687209752
I'll be on again in the morning, say a few hours maybe
Then I can shit up some of your games again, yeah?
>>687209565
It is but theres no students here. No need for them to be.
>2 months of this shit
QOTT - What game from your childhood is obscure enough to be unique?
Mine is Dark Reign / Rise of the Shadowhand
>>687208223
Haha, how'd he even get it? Supposed to protect your jerky with your life.
>>687209000
I see Snow was the winner :^)
>Not as cute as you.
>>687209460
Get ready to cringe
>POWER_SLIDE1
This was an accident by the way.
>>687209487
>Reading the guide
Gotta jump right in. RIP lawn mower.
>Best idol claimed
>Tired mobile claim
Gonna go take a shower guys, brb
>>687210075
Heart of Darkness
Shit traumatized me for years when I was watching my brother play it
>>687210237
have fun!!! don't slip!!
>>687209942
>>687210075
Shadow of rome
>>687210107
I'll tell the tale
>>687210237
K
>>687208627 #
About the beef jerky thing?
>>687208812 #
I would've
>if I had the wealth
>>687209000 #
Trips confirms that you almost missed it. I guess my teasing days are over
>>687209460 #
Dude that's pretty for you. Is there a lake up there?
>>687209487 #
Wew I gotta check out the anime as soon as I'm done with jojo, assassination classroom, iron blooded orphans, asterisk war and a few others
i swear to god if i lost my glasses
Its always Shiro for me. I dont know why. Shes so cute.
I'm gonna take a shower now.
>>687208407
>>687208528
Very nice.
>>687209394
>claimed
better luck next time guys!
>>687210075
Damn that sucks
Army men sarge's heros
>>687210107
Nah you good brah, mines bleach1313
>>687210237
Give nudes
>>687210425
There is a few lakes within driving distence, but I tend to go to lake texoma
>>687210448
heeeey shiro!!! how's it going for ya??
>>687210075
Blaster Master: Blasting Again
>>687210107
Like I said, it's a guide mostly for the menu translations so you at least half know what you're tapping on.
>Gave up, I'll do it when it's more dry. It's stalled out 12 times at this point.
>>687210425
I've been falling behind my amines this season. Partly due to half being watched at home and half at work so it's getting confusing remembering what I'm watching where and what episode I'm on of each. I'll probably round up everything tonight and catch up.
>>687209838
Heyo! I might jump on in a hour or so if you wanna play.
>>687209914
Thats lit. Thanks fam! I will totally use this!
>>687210007
Kek sounds like a plan. Hit me up whenever bro.
>Dat pic. Hot stuff :)
>>687210075
Drome Racers for the Gamecube. I would be surprised if anyone knew what that was... kek
>>687210107
Haha yeahhh.
>Oh you, we both know you're the cutest <3
>>687210425
B-But what if I dont want the teasing days to be over?
>tfw no one to watch K-On! with
>>687210793
HOLY SHI-
Fuel to the fire, my friend...
>i lost my glasses
>>687211216
RIP!!!!
it was nice knowing you mugi....
did i fail at editing again? btw paint sucks ass.
nyarko claimed
>>687210893
I'm probably going to go to bed soonish, I start my internship tomorrow morning
>>687210425
A shower does the trick
>somewhat
>>687211216
Rip in pepperonis Mugi. We hardly knew ye.
>>687210699
It really does suck. I played Sarges Heroes for all of 15 mins. I was 17 at the time, but yeah.
>>687211475
Its a pretty bad edit.
>>687211533
Should get some good sleep then my man.
>>687210425
Godspeed.
>>687210699
If it wasn't for the all caps I wouldn't hate it so much.
>>687210876
It could be fun to experiment. You'll probably end up corrupting the game though kek.
>12
Wew laddy.
>>687210893
My computer could barley handle that on the lowest settings lel.
>No more lies~
>>687211216
I have like 3 extra pair. Gotchua fam.
>>687211023
>fuel to the fire
Oh...
>>687211739
figured. at least you nerds are honest. i might try and get into editing images just do dick around with stupid images and my waifus face :}
am i sadistic?
>>687211533
Okay cool. Maybe next time.
Sleep well tonight. I wish you luck! Let me know how it goes!
>>687211816
Thats unfortunate. I would have loved to play it with you...
>Says the one who cant admit to being the best qt.
>>687211816
Haha, don't wanna corrupt my idols now!
> It's not even that much grass
>It's just all wet so the mulch is sticking to the shootout vent and clogging it
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>687211739
That was my shit back in the day, that and zelda
>>687211816
How did you end up with it?
I didnt even made my name, it was my father who set it up when he made xbox live for me after I got a Halo 3 for christmas and a friend told him about it.. back then I didnt even knew online multiplayer was a thing (for consoles at least, I did started playing runescape)
>>687210699
I went to Lake emerald once. It was alright
>>687210793
>>687211023
Bad Galky!
>>687210876
Fucking hell school had me missing out. One show I won't miss is shokugeki no soma season 2
>>687210893
I don't know man. Maybe some good ol fashion chatting?
>>687211216
How many fingers am I holding up?
>>687211542
Bull! It makes you think a lot
>>687211816
Trying to bury a friend when a fat kid came up to us asking what we were doing. We told him we're trying to bury him. He asked if he could help and we said yeah sure.
After he was buried, I was next. After I was buried, we went to the waters to wash off. All of us came back for some food and snacks. Friend who was first buried offered him a fruit snack pack as payment for helping us with the burial
>>687212063
No that's adorable
>>687212386
That's adorable too. Something tells me she's more of a villain that'll fuck niggas up
>>687212860
i didnt make that, and im asking if im sadistic for putting nyarkos face on funny images
>>687210237
>>687211739
Who needs sleep when there's /waifu/ and Overwatch?
>>687212317
Sure thing bud!
>>687212057
This has a lot of... potential...
>>687212860
Havent been there since I was a child
Going to eat and watch anime, catch you beautiful people later
>>687213007
how was the shower mami??? did you slip at all? lol
chelsea claimed
>>687212860
Yeah, she's one of the bosses in Kantai Collection. She's a lovely abyssal, though.
>>687212860
Thats always nice too! How have you been lately?
>>687213062
Have fun Yuuki!
>>687213180
I am not him, I'm just tagging the shower guy to gift him that nice wallpaper
>>687213340
>>687212860
It's ok lil' smug, just cry it all out
>>687213419
oh!!! sorry!! how are you doing anyways???
I'm gonna go take a shower.
>>687212860
Sorry.
>>687213105
I'll prepare myself.
>it's already an edit, she's tanned in the original
>>687213340
She's also a cute.
>>687213244
Excellent taste
>>687212317
It's ok, I can suffer through the low frames for you.
>Says the one doing the same thing.
>>687212331
That's right. Idols are pure. Yeah that's damn near impossible then. Been raining a lot?
>>687212486
>>687213125
It was originally supposed to be my password but I wasn't paying attention to the setup since I was hyped. See ya around man.
>>687212860
Ok, that seems innocent enough. Where does he get the grubby hands?
>>687213770
Can't deny that.
>>687213244
Good taste friend. How's it going?
>>687213945
Hahaha damn, I think when my pops made my account, he just looked at my bleach poster and thought "yeah, he'll go with that"
Its grown on to me so I made everything else the same on other platforms
>Still here, just more attention on anime
>>687213649
laik shit, for lots of reasons
>>687214106
Seriously everytime you post that image, cant help but look at the butt, thats literally the first thing I see
>Yuno
>>687213945
>suffer through the low frames for you.
That is literally the cutest thing I have ever heard, and you say i'm the smooth cute one... <3
>>687213845
Is that Mumei? I really like that anime so far.
>>687214632
Kek your right about that.
>>687214621
what's wrong?! maybe i can help!!
>>687214632
well, it's a nice butt
>>687214908
I'm making mashed potatoes, I'll tell you in 5 mins
>>687215011
Mines better
>>687213000
Nykaros?
>>687213125
same
>>687213340
She does look lovely
>>687213545
;_;
>>687213770
It's fine big sis
>>687213945
I open my jerky pack, ate 3-4 pieces then pass the bag to another bro so he can pass it to him. Little niglet was real happy with the jerky. Wasn't paying attention then I told him to put it up in the car cause we all about to go back into the water. Came back and the kid was there asking for some more food. Eyeballing my jerky
>
>>687214811
>>687213415
Been fine. Nothing too productive. Just about my entire body is sore though
>>687215112
wow!! that's exactly what i made for dinner....lol
>>687214632
>>687214811
I don't know what to think of this development kek...I mean, do I post it more? Less? The world may never know...it is one of my favorite pictures of her
>>687215319
you'll make a good waifu
Guys I accidentally cooked SPAM musubi.
>Just kidding it was deliberate
>It's violently unhealthy
>But it's so good and easy to make
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>>687213007
>>687213180
>>687213419
Kek, at first I thoguht I had an impersonator, but thanks for the wallpaper my good sir!
As for your question, the the shower felt refreshing. Definately needed it! Did not slip... but I did drop the soap a number of times...
>>687214811
Some crazy shit going down next episode for sure. :)
>>687215303
nyarko. sort of my waifu. if you couldn't tell, but if you want to know what anime she's from its Nyaruko-san Another Crawling Chaos.
>>687215479
o-oh!!! i ummm...well i don't know what to say...
>>687215594
that's good!! just make sure you don't do that with other people around!! lol
what did you do today??
>>687210793
Yes.
>>687215912
say yes and marry me !!!?
Claimed
>>687216057
m-marry??? isn't that a bit fast for that?!
>>687215413
I see the arms first
>then the butt
>>687215303
It's ok lil' smug, the Bun will be here soon
>>687216057
>>687216210
I ship it :^)
>>687216210
ok then we'll go slow but aim for marriage , ok ?
>>687213244
Good choice friend but I claim best girl
>>687215303
im dumb i didnt realize i misspelled it
>nyarko
>>687215413
You're good, just gotta point out the cute butt lel
>Assman coming through
>>687215556
Note: I suppose 'cooked' isn't the right word
It was really just 'made'.
Guess that's why I was one away from quads.
>>687213770
I watched some of that Galko-Chan animu two nights ago! It was A-okay! Will probably finish later tonight.
>>687215752
Hey there, friend!
It's me, the one who harassed you about that one picture's perspective. How are ya?
>>687216210
Sir we've gotten reports of heavy RP use around these parts. Now I don't want to get into any of your business, but I came around tonight to shed some light on any rule-breaking activities. You wouldn't happen to know anything about these little roleplaying games some of these people play, or anything, now would ya?
>Captcha: select drinks
>Not one fucking picture has a beverage in it
>It's all because moot left
>>687215303
I know that feeling. kek
Any reason for being sore?
>>687215413
kek its all good Yuuki. Do whatever you want. I really like that pic too! Its a fantastic one.
>>687215638
I can imagine. That last one was really slow compared to the rest. Im waiting for shit to go down now.
Top tier claim btw.
>>687216057
>>687216210
What's this here?~
>>687216355
Havent seen the bun all day. Thought bun would show up with a boop as usual. Eh must be busy and I get it
>I am also seeing a potential ship as well with you and another partner~
>>687216355
where's your squid....
>>687216470
b-but....we hardly know each other!!!
>>687216506
haha you must be new around here
>>687212860
The one I was most excited for was Macross Delta, and even that one I've fallen behind in. Missing out on best girl of the season!
>>687213945
Not really, was just enough yesterday to make it hard to mow. And Now I just got chewed out about how I didn't finish the lawn.
>You could've used the other mower, it works better
No, in fact it has the same problem this one has only worse. THe mower I was using normally NEVER gets stalled due to mulch build up, so I know the other one wouldn't have lasted half as long. Plus, it has a broken front wheel!
>Threatening me with higher bills since I "don't want to do work around the house" and calling me lazy
I live in a corner of the garage. Why should I have as much responsibility for the house as everyone in the actual house that has a proper room?
Whatever, I'm just gunna relax for a bit, they can screw off.
>>687214908
>>687214106
my laif is shit cause I haven't fucked in 4 years, I've failed in college so i lost 4 years of my life unless I can somehow finish my carrer, theres no work in the country due to the fucking president, my mother has no money to support me anymore so i need to get a job or go back to live with my mother in another city where i know no one, I have depresion and there's probably some other shit that's wrong, the only things that keep me going are my friends, anime and weed
>>687216728
what? just claiming a good waifu for real
>>687216764
we will get to that part , then carry onwards to the goal
ok ?
>>687216615
oh hey! yea i remember you. im great,not much happening. How are you and what anime is your waifu from? i asked where someones waifu was from and ended up binge watching the anime.
>>687215912
Well, I began my day with the intention of writing a large amount for my book... but writer's block was doing my head in, and I ended up writing my father's class presentation for tomorrow. All about the history, purpose, and current significance of state mioitias, and public militias. After I finished that, I began my research for MY presentation next month, concerning the Chinese current state of foreign policy and analizing potential historical, and modern motives for certain stances towards American policies. Then, I went for a cardio workout!
What did you do?
>>687216728
He'll get there soon enough
>potential ship as well with you and another partner
Oh?
>>687216764
No idea~
He's probably busy or something
>>687217087
damn, that's nice man
>>687216355
Thanks Amatsu lol. How's it going?
>>687216592
>>687216694
I do feel like I post the same pics. Time to break out the rare Yuuki's.
>>687213244
solid pic you will always be a HEAD of the competition with that waifu
ignore fake esdeath
Healthy reminder that I am forever lurking
>>687216935
Explain?
>>687217463
im esdeath anon round these parts sorry
same
>>687216506
>>687217463
You big dumb fool somebody has already claimed that waifu
Also
>Best girl
>Why don't you go make those fucking implications somewhere else
>>687216592
>Assman
You know this makes us sworn enemies, right?
>>687217046
I'm doing alright, I suppose.
Could be better, but I could always be better.
Good to hear you're doing alright, though.
Her name is Shiragami Youko and she's from Jitsu wa Watashi wa.
>the manga is better than the anime
>trust me on this
>but watch the animu first so you aren't sorely disappointed
>>687217381
Forever?
>Mate I'm going to call the police this isn't healthy
>>687216988
Do I even need to tell you? STOP DOIG WEED! It will ultimately leave negative connotations and consequences for/about your person... Protip: if your body experiences hallucinations and/or percieves the foreign object you injested as a "poison," stop using it.
>>687217352
Hey Yuuki! It's going well I'd say, haven't died yet
What about you?
>>687217635
thanks for the back up for the back up broskie
going back into league my claim still stands
>>687214501
Well there was some thought behind that one kek. My bad homie.
>>687214811
I'm pretty sure the cutest thing you ever heard was yourself~
It's still playable but god it looks like something off of the underground PS1 market.
>>687215303
Kek, should of just brought some Hot Cheetos as bait. Did you know where the parents were?
>inb4 the mom but not the dad :^)
>>687216971
Wew, they need to chill for a bit. It's not like it won't get done at all.
>Higher bills
That right there is just unfair, something so simply that could just be resolved tomorrow. Yeah screw it, just kick back.
>>687217087
Btw, I meant public/state MILITIAS.
>mobile problems
>>687217635
Forever is the best cure. Why fight it?
>go on, call the cops
>they cant un-waifu you
>>687217352
Oh shit! Rare yuuki! How do I compete??
>>687217635
We were allies?
>>687217635
>Jitsu wa Watashi wa
thanks! ill binge watch this tonight. And i usually dont read manga mainly because how its read is weird to me. Ill just watch the anime and maybe read the manga. if i actually read the manga it will be the first manga ive ever read. maybe. what stores do they sell mangas in?
>>687218099
I'm sorry
>>687215752
Looked it up. Leave it to the japs to make cthulhu cute
>>687216694
Swimming and lifting sand
>>687216971
Best girl of the season you say?
>>687217020
Hehe~
>>687217133
Yes. We all pay attention to each other's conversation but who does the shipping?~
>>687218113
Parents weren't around. Don't know where he came from
Wanted to say somthing but he was a 10 year old. We grabbed our battle axes and went back into the waters. A good distance like 100-150ish yards into the water. Friend who was first buried said he just wanted to make friends. The rest of us said that he's just a hungry little nigga cause I found my bag of jerky half empty. We came back to shore for some food and back into the waters letting small to large waves take us and had a contest who wouldn't move from their place
>>687217352
I know that feeling. I tend to use the same few a lot too.
>OH MY GOD THAT PIC IS SOOO CUTE! <3
>>687218113
... Holy fucking smooth... You deserve a nice pic for that one... Damn... <3
>underground PS1 market
Top fucking kek
>How can you be so smooth and so funny? I dont understand?!?!
>>687217020
I apologize. Im with somebody already.
>>687216988
hmmm.....what's your career?? and well i haven't done that in 21 years, so i guess i don't know what im missing!!
>>687217087
just did some maintenance and crewing!!! and i made a really good relationship with someone!!!
>>687217133
hmmmm....well keep an eye on him kek!!!
>>687209394
In an alter reality
>your waifu creates threads about you, his housbando
>but you are the one that is not real
Bow down to your master
I didn't say much, but goodnight beautiful thread
>>687218113
I dont really think into much with usernames heh
The ones I've come up that are recurring are sorta generic
>>687217945
there are no negative connotations and consequences about using weed, my body does not think it's a poison like alcohol or cigs and don't worry since I'm looking for work I stopped using it in case I get lucky and get a job and they test me for drugs
>>687218414
hehe ~ indeed
>>687218434
I saw that coming no need to apologize
>>687218434
I'm or was studing electronic engineering
>>687218434
>made a good relation with someone
An accomplishment that I have eternally failed at doing... I really need friends
>>687218414
I guess you know about last night then~
>>687218434
I will!
Good luck with your ship~
>>687218617
there is though, i hope you can find someone!! there's somebody for you
>>687218680
you're not studying it anymore??
>>687217945
>Implying marijuana is all that bad
You're absolutely right, it will have negative effects, you're breathing in smoke. That being said, it's not like smoking something like tobacco, because it does relieve pain and also has positive consequences. It's not up to you, but rather the person about to light up if they want to take the chance and risk those negative attributes for the sake of feeling alright every once in awhile.
>It's like a scale
>It measures risk vs reward
Everytime someone like you comes in and gives someone else advice, it skews the scale and may affect someone who could be better off with the other option. It's very clearly not the thing that is most adversely affecting anon's life, and is thusly not the thing to be focusing on right now.
>>687216988
If you are having financial issues, however, I recommend chilling out with the pot depending on where you live. If I didn't live in WA, I'd be broke trying to buy weed anywhere else.
>>687218099
>back to LoL
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>687218150
>the cops could arrest me for wasting time on these threads
>Take that
>>687218216
Possibly.
>>687218340
>Stores
Don't do that, friend. Hop on any site and get the manga there for free.
>You won't go broke
>Less effort
>You aren't making a solid commitment with money
>>687217982
That's always good lol! I'm pretty good, about to go to bed actually, I start my internship tomorrow.
>>687218216
Post rare Yuno's?
>>687218430
>that picture
l-lewd!
>>687218570
K, good. As long as you're off that shite, you should do better off.
>>687218556
Goodnight Fluffy Hair.
>>687218880
no need , now I have to go
>>687218819
you have friends though mami!! you're a really interesting person!!!
>>687218859
thanks!! it's gonna be great!!!
>>687219106
please don't!!! i still wanna talk to you...
>>687218113
It's always their threat for things. I'm honestly contemplating asking my mom if I could move in over into her garage. Serious perks, like a whole damn garage rather than a corner the size of a bathroom stall.
They also said I wasted my day away and I just didn't want to do it.
>Have a night job so my schedule has me asleep during the day
I'm not fucking my sleep up for them. If they can't understand that by now, then fuck em.
Here, have a song I didn't get around to linking you before you left last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
>>687218414
Freyja Wion, best girl!
>Totally don't have a bias towards short haired genki girls
>>687219020
weed is 0.8 dollars the gram in here
>>687218556
Goodnight Yuuko.
>>687219020
I do not recall a time we were ever allies
>>687219073
There is none ;_;
>>687219138
Yes Im liking what Im seeing~
>>687219020
But you'll come back.
They always come back.
>>687218430
>1.9 lewd
Nigga what are you doing
No Azumanga?
Wow, cringe, fuck my pussy.
>loves cats
>awkward but strong
>Sweet
>that rack
>that ass
>athletic, even if jts due to puberty
Consider this waifu claimed
>>687218556
nighty night yuuko!
>>687219082
you sound like someone who has never smoked it, hasn't read any moder cientific shit about it and has no and will not have any smoker friends
>>687218859
Do tell~ I wasn't here yesterday
>>687218556
Night!
>>687218617
Switching waifus?
>>687219263
Genkis are the best!
>>687219213
>>687219106
Oh please do continue you two~
>
>>687219344
O shit waddup
I'm off to bed. Goodnight everyone!
>>687218414
Ah. Now I understand. I used to be a competitive swimmer. That shit is draining... kek
Be sure to get some good rest. Dont over do it.
>>687219073
Shhh just a little.
>Your pics are just too damn cute...
>>687219441
Shhh you didn't see anything... kek
How are you Rory?
>>687219775
Night Yuuki! Good luck tomorrow!
>Milinda
>>687219341
>.8 dollars a gram
Either you're ripping someone off, or someone's giving some seriously low-quality shit.
What state/country are you in?
>>687219413
I think you're alright, does that count?
>>687219441
If you love something,
Let it go.
If it comes back,
Lock the door this time.
>>687219520
I would full-on agree with this but it was almost incoherent and I had to take a moment and decipher it.
>Praying to god you're drunk and this isn't how you type
>>687219073
Going to an internship? That's awesome!
I applied for a small job at a construction site, doibt I'll get the position tho
>>687219775
Goodnight~
>>687219664
Uhhhh
Fuck, I've fallen in the trap
>>687219213
Thanks for the backing. It is a fact, I have never been a "popular" person in the sense of having many friends. However, the friends that I do have are people who I keep very close to my heart, and when needed to, I can open up to them and express my anguish, elation, depression, or whatsoever. I made a mistake is my previous post. I do not "need more friends," for I am truly content with my life as it currently stands. Thank you again.
>>687219789
Im good. Hows things?
>>687219998
Thats not very nice.
>>687220152
>>687220152
>>687220152
>>687220152
A little early.
>>687219775
Sleep well!
>>687219998
0.8 dollars a gram for low quality compressed weed, good weed is betweed 2.5 and 3 dollars the gram, country is Argentina, also I'm from Argentina and my english is not perfect
