Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Punch the spike edition
5th
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
im back and im fucking livid
>claiming yume
>>686969894
ITT: Pedophiles.
Sanya Claimed
>>686969883
Just like Megumeme you will never be rid of your waifu switching
>Goat
/waifu/ has changed.
Shiro claimed.
>>686970201
Who is?
Best type moon claimed
<b>Juuh elikkäs</b>
>>686969894
Reborn Cirno claimed
claiming. still here
>>686970363
everyone
>>686970304
Cirno is like 60 m8
>>686970269
What do you mean by that? Not me and not Yuno is a serial killer. You don't understand anon.
Tomoko claimed
>>686970304
(You) for bait
>>686969894
>rattle rattle
>>686970645
She's also really bad at math
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3S3eK0B_LU
Bums.
>>686970690
She literally murdered god. Like, twice.
>>686970645
But she looks like 11. Why is that? Why do all these really old vampires and undead bitches all look like they still in gradeschool?
>>686970834
>>686970304
N-no pedophiles here, sir. Just move along.
A new level of faggotry.
Well, I'm going to try and get some sleep. Good night/morning whatever to all.
>>686971082
>Thumbnail
You had one job
>>686971082
I need binoculars again.
>>686965939
Ich schätze. Aber ich versteh's nicht richtig.
>>686966481
Ist gut möglich. Aber ich kann kaum mein Gesicht zeigen ohne meiner Zeit beraubt zu werden... hmmm.
>>686967020
Which is a bit sad. People no longer value not burning to death in their sleep.
Am I late?
>>686971308
Just in time actually.
>Shiro
>>686970860
She did it for love not some sick fantasy/fetish serial killers have. And who cares if she murders already dying god. It pains me that Yuki is such faggot, all her effort quite in vain.
Hii (Sylvie claimed)
>>686971308
Considering I am here, no.
>>686971544
>checked
Yuuki is one of my biggest gripes with the show. Yuno saved it and made it enjoyable though.
>>686971585
>>686971308
>>686971248
>>686971266
Gotcha
>>686971060
So noone is going to adress this issue, huh?
>>686971471
Oh.
>>686971727
Hi Tsuzu.
>>686971865
Kyouko.
>>686972034
Vampires stay the same age they were bitten
Idk for fairies
>>686972034
Loli vampires make you have questions?
What a fucking faggot.
I guess granny vampires are more your style.
>>686971284
That's a terrifying thought
I was lucky enough to only have calls where there's no big injuries involved. I hope it stays that way
How can you guys even live with yourselves?
>>686971805
Yay!
>>686972247
Yeah, because I don't want to fuck children, obviously I am into granny porn.
>>686972115
Always nice to see you, Galko-chan.
>>686972291
If they don't want to die a terrible, fiery death they should pay you better.
claimed
>>686971060
There's plenty of cases of vampires/old spirits looking normal, Arc from Tsukihime is an example.
>>686972494
>children
Technically the vampires are over age of consent
>>686972374
But I live with my mom anon.
>>686970325
Hey Sanya, what are you up to?
>>686971741
So what are you up to cutie?
>>686972613
Yeah, they just happen to look just like children. And you people jerk off to them.
>>686972494
Well you are literally questioning something that is self explanatory.
loli-vampire somehow confuses you.
I figured old, decrepit women vampires would make more sense to you.
>>686972510
Juri.
>>686972931
Breast friend.
>>686972563
Nice to see you too.
>>686972563
Maybe one day...
I'll go to a military college next year anyway, I don't mind waiting~
>>686972806
I'm playing some Rocket League with a friend. You?
>>686972931
>boobie brother.
You guys should just die.
>>686972694
Nothing much really, watching some videos and stuff. Maybe i'll go to sleep soon
What about you?
>>686972931
>>686972931
Holst.
>>686972374
Hey Chen :3
Speaking of lolis, I'm back after a longer break from 4chan. Is it just me or are mods are randomly banning loli threads for no reason?
I seriously hope you sad guys just die.
>>686973398
Please unplug that pineapple from your ass.
clmd
>>686973315
Mods are retarded and random, news at 11.
>>686972852
Loli-vampires does not confuse me. It couldn't be more simpler. Pedophiles trying to circumvent wanting to fuck children. If only you fucks would admit it.
>>686971544
>Yuki is such faggot
I guess we can all agree on that. Total douche. Yuno does so much for him and he just keeps on bitches and not trusting her.
Only reason I'm not wishing for his death is because that may make Yuno sad.
>>686973171
How's it going?
>>686970824
>Rattle rattle
>>686973025
Galko, it's good to see you. How've you been?
>>686973025
Booby Brother.
>>686973214
Yari Yuri.
>>686973142
Still playing WoWs, nothing that interesting.
Probably not gonna go to sleep any time soon.
>>686973659
hey shane, how goes it?
>>686973142
>I really really like this picture anon
>>686973751
A little busy, even more tired than usual. You?
>>686973833
How's your day been?
>>686973039
About to play League of Spaghetti. Maining support in EUNE is hardcore agony.
>>686973659
You are a kind and welcome person anon. <3
>>686973398
One day we will all die.
>>686973398
There's a few people here that aren't completely lost causes
Actually I think there's only a handful of lost causes here... but I'm not so sure. Not here for the day threads that often.
It would be nice if someone of them got lives, or at the very least took their dick out of their hand.
>>686973519
Please end your fucking sad life, you hypocrite.
>>686974039
Good, haven't really done anything like usual, how have you been, other than tired.
>>686974390
No.
You guys are just lonely.
>>686974039
I've been up since 5AM, got out of work an hour ago and now I have the displeasure of attending a party to keep up appearances. Can't even get these scrubs to pop in SFV, what a joke.
>I came for the food
>Nobody says shit when skeletor walks out with 4 plates of food
>>686974097
Oh god, that sounds miserable. Who do you main?
I have a confession. Today I had to help my mom take picture from digital camera to PC, then sort some out and send to my cousin. She had booty shorts and cute ponytail hairstyle and took plenty of shots from behind. I got semi-hard with my mom sitting next to me and my cousin on the screen. I don't know how I feel about this.
>>686974914
its ok, i have pretty cute family
>>686974799
Did my placements with Janna/Malphite but my champ pool is large. Now stuck in Silver 1-2. And I know.. I should play solo lanes to carry myself out of this hell, but I just love supporting so much. +where are the good ADC's that climb out of there? In enemy team lol.
I am just unlucky. And I don't have friends so can't duo que.
>>686974914
I could help you sort out your feelings if you were to drop some of those pictures. Maybe 10 or 20 or so.
>>686973899
Nice dubs. Why are you calling me that, btw?
>>686974556
I've been busy, I guess. I spent way more time with my family than I wanted to yesterday.
>>686974786
That sucks. At least you'll get some food.
>>686974914
Do it.
Im desperate at this point
KAMINA
ARE YOU HERE KAMINA?
WE MISS YOU KAMINA
COME BACK TO HG
>>686974914
Wew.
>>686974718
Says the shitposter in the waifu thread seeking attention and validation for their existence
>>686975438
Are you from trash?
Which anon are you?
>>686975323
shiro sounds like shane, hows ur memorial day going qy 22/7?
>>686975438
;-;
>>686975433
Yeah I saw that, what were you guys doing?
>>686975282
Man, if I were in EUNE I would duo with you. I'm an ADC main.
>Ashe is bae
>>686975593
THE ONE THAT MISSES KAMINA
>>686975638
WHERE IS KAMINA
I MISS MY BEST HOST BUDDY
>>686975638
avatarfag
Tenryuu claimed
And i think the slav BB in WoWs is a bit OP
>i'll post score
>>686975323
Only 1 and only because you have been so nice today.
>>686975791
>Tenryuu
>>686975771
thats some high resolution fail
>>686975791
Of course it's OP, it's both Russian and premium.
>>686975904
not bad
>konata
>>686975745
I went to an art museum with them, then a couple of other places.
>It was very painful, I have many regrets
>>686975920
The ship's just a hull with 4 turrets on top?
>>686969894
>>686975904
Alright then. Your feelings are natural, and marrying your cousin is legal in basically every European nation, so craving the booty is considered natural by the law.
>>686975763
Funny story. I used to main ADC myself. First champion I EVER played was in fact Jinx and I instantly fell in love with her. Actually got my first pentakill on Jinx as well. But assassins and gapclosing tanks irritated me so much + supports sucked ass in my experience so I just transfered to supporting.
>>686973630
I would so fuck a Loli vampire.
Mind of an adult.
Body of a child.
Seriously, a stellar combination.
>>686975791
>WG Game
>Slav shit OP
I think that's a given.
>>686976343
This is why normies attack our threads.
>>686976142
Ah damn sorry to hear that, at least it was only one day though.
>>686976450
Normalfags have never belonged here. Your beta tendencies have never belonged here either.
Normalfags deserve to be ostracized here, not the other way around.
This is where we cast aside our morals, ethics, reservations and let who we are be free for a fucking minute.
I would fuck a Loli vampire in a blink of an eye.
I'm gonna go play some vidya now, I'll be back later.
>>686976698
Thankfully.
>>686976578
>>686976899
Bye, probably gonna do the same myself.
>>686976902
Just couldn't help it could you.
>>686975920
Sieht nach einem recht durchschnittlichen Spiel aus. Unter 100k Schaden, aber naja, ist ja nur Tier 4.
>>686975638
>shiro sounds like shane
In which language does it?
>>686976238
I think I've just always been an ADC. My first champion ever played was Tryndamere though, but I just moved to playing marksmen. I still love playing top lane and mid.
after I´m done with her.
>>686976189
Well, the best on T4. 3 turrets are always going forward, so you can directly charge. The range isn't the best, so is the reload time (35s), neither it's fast, but Stalinuim armor makes that non-russian cruisers have difficulties to harm you, so do BBs up to T4. And the fact that it's pretty limited and rare isn't really helping.
>>686977289
just look at the sh, my memorial day is good, its hot af tho
I see mai is already here
Makoto, and also his seiyuu.
>>686977472
Best German CV Claimed
>Graf sama is here !
How you doing ?
shitposting happening? that's cool
>>686973673
you up to anything shizuru?
>>686977844
Playing some Overwatch. You?
>Rattle rattle
>>686977706
Hi.
Dio-sama...
Did you know that I don't only hate lolis?
I also hate incest, "Onii-chan" is a no-no.
>>686977706
Is it even possible to tell them apart by this point?
>>686977528
what the fuck with that tumbnail?
>>686977307
Well if anyone is on EUNE just add me. I have kickass summoner name
>Unichan
>>686978017
Hello there
Anything new occur within your life?
>>686978135
i'm basing it off of the screenshots
GUESS WHO?
>It's you
IT'S ME!
>Chara claimed
>>686978331
>>686978247
>>686978183
>>686978388
>>686978440
>>686978527
Where is Dio-sama when you need him?
>>686978370
Heya Yuuko
>>686978370
That's the only mark he has left. Whatever particular albums he uses.
>>686978598
Chara!
>>686978598
I wanted to say goodbye when you last left but my internet donked. Sup charanon
>>686978598
Heya chara
I'm sure you're up to something amazing lately.
>>686978130
stop posting all these loli
>>686978598
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Those are no anons, just random sexualised anime characters, they are not worth Dionising.
In fact it would be an insult to do so.
>>686979075
Ooh yass
>>686978370
Meh..
>>686978847
>A toriel anon
Sup Goatmom. Didn't go so well with protecting and stuff, huh?
>Jokes aside, heya
>>686978878
Sup steven universe guy?
>I have no idea how your waifu/husbando/thingbando is named
>>686978896
Not really, was watchin X-Men today and Alice yesterday
>>686979016
Ah, that explains it
Are you getting the new Jojo game for the PS4?
>>686979337
I don't have a PS4 and I don't want one.
PC is all.
>Dio
>>686977589
Well, the belt armor is strong.
If it has no superstructure.. makes sense. Only plunging fire will damage it, and if it's designed to deal with that.. gg.
The problem with Bismarck in the end was the fact the superstructure was not as well armored, so it was shot off completely.
- tsuzu
>>686979304
Cirno come back to HG
>>686979337
Chara
I was goatmom for most of the night
>>686979418
Well, I'm sure it's going to be released for PC too.
So are you getting it?
>>686979565
So that means I don't have to deal with you like some /utg/ faggot who found his way in here?
Oh thank god, I can be friendly
>Chara
>>686979337
Peridot, the best gem.
Also fucking image limit reacher thanks to kiddy-fiddler anon
>>686979289
Needs moar penetration
>>686979723
if it is released for PC, then probably.
>Dio
>>686979723
Btw it's Cirno
