Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
Claiming best girlie!
Gonna steal one last image slot from fresh thread because I am gangsta like that. Goodbye anons, was fun.
>>686979640
Cirno/Toriel claimed
>>686979640
Post a quote from your waifu and let other's guess the context
> "TRIPLE TIP PENETRATION"- Peridot
>>686979640
Thread is kinda meh atm
>>686980080
Cirno , back to HG please
Given the chance, I would make a loli-vampire feel young again.
>>686979949
Eww wtf disproportionate
>>686980155
>Since when were you the one in control?
>>686979731
Peridot. No offense I probably won't remember it after today. But I'll try too.
>>686979802
Awesome then. I'll try to get a good PC too, but it will take a while
>>686979888
fml then
>>686980408
I forgot a pic
>>686980155
>Do we still do phrasing?
>>686980408
>fml
>>686980213
Is it? Then I think it's time for a...
QOTT: If you could be an animal, what would you like to be?
>>686980155
>Cats have feelings too!
>>686980510
>Go away goat ....
>>686980674
a mammoth!!!
>>686980674
A fly because they have a short lifespan
>>686980803
Oh, heya Graf. Been a while since we last spoke.
How are you?
>>686980829
I think so too. This is just strange.
>>686980674
Cat
>>686980923
I can't remember uploading this video of mine
>>686981069
Why not an ant so you could at least be a part in something bigger?
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>686981069
Meh. I'm tierd. I'll leave.
>>686980674
Probably some variant of eagle, or dolphin.
>>686980674
Honey badger.
>>686980674
Does it have to be a real animal? Do dinosaurs count?
Shadowrun style dragon
Velocoraptor
Octopus
>>686981196
Hey Chara! How goes it?
Back from lunch, had a nice pizza and then a walk with my parents
>>686980803
I sexually identify as a goat.
Ever since i was a little boy I've dreamed up crossing casms, chewing grass.
Some people say it's impossible, and I'm fucking retarded but instantaneously i am being fitted by a plastic surgeon for hooves and horns.
If you dissaprove then you are a goatophobe and should check your animal privilege
>>686980408
S'cool if you don't remember, I don't post often enough to warrant remembering to be honest.
>>686980510
Steven Universe gets a lot of innuendo past the sensors
> a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering
> her fingers were too fast for us!
> it's cool, i've seen your junk before
> "you need to put more ball in your cannon" "...is that gonna hurt?"
>>686981415
You could stay and chat
Pleasant conversation is also nice
>>686981821
>PHRASING! PERIDOT! PHRASING!
>>686980674
Turritopsis dohrnii, the idiot of the seas, which apparently is immortal.
>>686981890
Can I join?
I'm the cook.
>>686981619
>
>>686981711
Heya Fran! I'm fine!
>Had a walk with my parents
You could threaten me with a walk with my parents.
>>686981718
kek, let me try too
I sexually identifiy as a knife.
Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being used to cut veggies and meat alike.
Some people say it's impossible, and I'm fucking retarded but instantaneosly I am being fitted by a plastic surgeon for points and edges.
If you dissaprove then you are a knifephobe and should check your kitchen utensil privilege
>>686981821
Nah, I remember you from earlier threads but I'm just bad with names
>even more with shows I don't watch
>>686981890
Bad mood.
>>686982178
It's ok, I forgive you Charlie.
>>686982050
this guy reminds me of a porn star
>>686982240
I'm sorry.
What has placed you in such a state?
>>686982275
>Charlie
What was that Period?
>>686982035
Good to see someone is being smart about it
>>686982178
>Could threaten me with a walk with my parents
Oh, that sucks. They not on board with the whole transgirl thing? I'm sure my grandma would be if I told her I was gay
What type of pizza abomination did you plan to make?
>>686982414
He is actually a porn star.
>>686982598
It's you.
>>686980508
isnt chara a child
>>686977989 (Shizuru)
not much, just browsing 4chan right now
>rattle
>>686982810
How are you gentlemen?
You are on the path to destruction.
You have no chance yo survive make your time.
Hah hah hah...
Obligatory claim.
>>686983045
You seem joyful
hello
>>686981196
Hi Chara !
>Im fine , like allways i hate my employees.
How about you ?
Where are you been ?
>>686981718
And im 12 years old girl
>Love me pls senpaii
>>686980674
Oh yeah, I actually did what you told me. I just started limiting my time here, posting less and less. It will be easier to cut out completely this way.
Any luck with that album?
>>686982598
Sorry. Chester?
>>686982690
I'm not smart, just the person who always breaks the boundaries.
>>686983045
Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device, time is running out.
>>686983210
>>686983223
>4 seconds apart
Interesting.
>>686982690
No, not because of that, because of general things.
Like... hmm... they're the kind of people who'd think you're irresponsible and forget important things when you forgot to take your glass to the table
>What type of pizza abomination did you plan to make
none yet. Pizza is pretty much okay as it is. You can literally put everything on it and it works in some way or another.
>>686982810
It's me
>>686982954
Chara is a child, yes, I am not.
>>686983351
Nowhere in particular, today I was with my uncle and friends and we watched X-Men
>>686983392
Still wrong, Peter
>>686983210
>>686983223
Madness
>>686983476
And you're quick to catch on
>>686983223
Huh, it's even the same filename.
Odd.
>>686983210
Hey!
>>686983223
Which one is real?
WHO DO I SHOOT!
>>686983410
Either way, have fun with immortality
>>686983690
Better shoot them both to be safe.
>>686983790
Agreed.
>>686983690
The first one is the real one
>>686983045
Hey ananas. We all are on the path of destruction, it's called life. Wadup?
>>686983383
I'm happy that it's working out for you and sad at the same time, I would really hate to have you disappear entirely but I guess that's what you want, nothing I can do about it.
Not yet, and I don't have much hope. I have it on 192kbps so I guess that will suffice.
>>686983790
>>686983893
Passive aggressiveness has been taken to a new level.
Right in the skull.
>>686983517
Ok, last try.
Caroline?
>>686983624
I'm always quick. At least that's what she said...
Hi beautiful.
>>686983690
I don't really know, the immortality would be a lot of fun, but having to spend that time all as stupid as a jellyfish.
Although ignorance is bliss and I wouldn't probably whine about it during that time considering I wouldn't even realize my own existence.
We're getting real damn existentialist here.
>>686983690
Heyo, Bones. Hope you're doing well.
>not a single all your base are belong to us
Hmmm.
Kden.
>>686984400
Let the old jokes rest.
>>686984211
>starts with C and is a female name
I'm okay with that, Penny
>>686984313
Oh, I like that train of thought. But I wouldn't call it living but then again I wouldn't be so miserable simply because I lack the understanding of life I have now.
>>686983517
>ifunny
Fine... I'm not going to be petty about this too. How's life going? Dank Souls is pretty fun but I hate how nothing is explained, it's frustrating to try to do something multiplayer without knowing what are the rules that stop you from summoning someone.
>>686984491
Bitch it's a classic.
A legacy.
>>686984291
hello
>>686983517
Yeah, my dad can be like that too. And be a bit condescending at times
Use them as buns for a burger!
>>686983790
But only in the kneecaps
>>686983923
I don't know!
>>686984313
Yeah, just chill around and float about
>>686984396
How are you?
>Don't want to have it shoot you
>>686984400
Let the dead stay dead
>>686984040
I started playing Nuclear Throne competitively again. Well semi-competitively at least.
Did the daily, I got like top 50. Pretty good.
>>686984400
I liked the idea of Red Alert 2 more.
>>686984686
That is what I was aiming at with the whole "ignorance is bliss" part.
The fear of gaining consciousness for a moment there would drive one to want euthanasia though.
>>686984859
True, although they do have quite a few enemies.
>>686983893
>filename
Are you playing overwatch or just jumping on the high noon train for jokes?
>>686984776
And that's exactly why you need to let it rest.
>>686984706
You can summon two people and get invaded by one person. If you use an item you can summon two people and can get invaded by two.
Depending on where you are invaders can also be friendly or hostile. Some choose to invade you, some covenants simply summons them to either help you or attack you.
Normally you can distinguish the phantoms by their colours, but some rings let them alter their colour, so try to lock them on. If you can lock on them, they're hostile. If not, they're here to help you.
>more ifunny shit I found on google
>>686984859
but... but I did that already, didn't I?
>>686985124
Probably. If I get a conciousness as a jellyfish I'd be like "what the fuck have I been doing with my life? Can't I do something else?"
>>686982999
>Trips rattle
Nice.
>>686985124
Sting them!
>>686985439
Did you?
Brb.
>>686985019
I didn't think of you as someone who would try hard vidya. I have no idea how NT works let alone it's competitive scene but that sounds pretty good.
>>686985439
Yea well... but my problems were with summoning a friend, seems like at some stages of the game you have to progress a bit before being able to do it again.
>>686985853
I'm not that boring yet.
>>686985439
I'd probably be like "Well, I have reached a new low, and ain't it damn deep."
>>686985752
I don't actually know if that species can do that.
>>686985853
Use the password system. Or else you'll probably be never able to summon him
>>686985752
I did! I called them Burger Hot pockets! I wrapped the burger patties in the pizza dough!
>>686986070
Fucking puns, I love them
claimed. playing gta v with friends
>>686980674
A monkey.
Miho claimed
>>686986505
PC?
>>686986070
We will have to find this
>>686986185
Shit, what now.
How about as a taco shell?
>>686986793
that's literally a taco Fran. Just different dough... I think... I never ate an actual taco so I don't know about the dough.
>>686986641
Yeah, PC version
>>686986185
It's fun to spice things up a bit with wordplay, but some people get salty over it.
>>686986793
I just read a whole lot of useless information about them, but didn't read about that.
>>686987227
Im bored whats your steam name?
>>686985991
Never thought you were. You like tons of music, anime and games, I can even picturing you having really interesting conversations with your students. But that will depend with how open you are with them and how lucky you are with the students you got.
>>686986185
We do, sometimes we can do it without problems at all, other times it feels like there is a delay from the moment the soapstone is dropped to the moment the other player sees it. And other times it just doesn't work and one of us has to progress a bit.
Also I met a really nice spirit... instead of attacking us he came to give me an ember and killed himself.
>>686987368
I don't understand it either. It's really strange... Like, puns are just funny!
>>686987498
Heh, sounds fun... I wish I could play online...
>>686987407
http://steamcommunity.com/id/eGOstewie/
That's my account. My steam name is =(eGO)= stewie574
>>686987870
Cool im McGee
>>686987498
They're kids, it's not their job to amuse me, it's my job to educate them.
Class is there for the formal purpose, not for conversation. None of them know me at a personal level and there is a reason for that. They don't care that much. Of course I do know them, debatable more than they know themselves, but I'm not 15 anymore.
>>686987856
You can't? Why? It's awesome but it can be frustrating at times, getting invaded by a basement dweller who will fight you invisible with random items that will gimp you, for example preventing you from drinking flasks.
>>686986994
Cook a pizza, then add in the taxi fixings, go from there
>>686987368
There are tons of cool sea animals. The stoplight loosejaw doesn't have a floor to its lower jaw, the gulper eel swallows things so much bigger than itself, the mantis shrimp punches like a bullet and can see more colors than us, dolphins are really smart, and octopuses are too
Puns are great
>>686988408
I can't because of shit internet. I can't even play Splatoon even though my WiiU is next to the internet router
>>686988590
taxi fixing?
And you bake a pizza not cook it. That'd be strange.
But I'll promise to think of somethign crazy again. If I get an idea, I'll tell you and show you
>>686987856
They're usually spot-on, most of the time that is.
But I guess it's more fun to throw them around at friends after their failure at something, just for some extra comic gain.
>>686988590
Only knew that about the mantis shrimp, because of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
butts
NO
doublebutts
WAIT
triplebutts!
I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
https://youtu.be/LUaWhZXN08g
>>686988857
They are spot on, yup. That's what makes them funny. I don't know a person in real life who doesn't like or enjoy puns.
Also the Mantis Shrimp is the shit. It can break the shell of a crab and even their scissors. It's awesome.
>>686988384
I didn't mean it during class, from what I know you smoke a lot, and here we were not allowed to smoke inside the high school grounds even if it's outdoor.
Every smoker would meet at the school gate and some professors would talk with their students there often.
But I can understand how they don't care much about you and the opposite can be true as well.
>>686988824
Gee is it that bad? Just terribly slow or unstable too?
woah
hey guys
Oh there's a new Franku video.
Finally something interesting.
>>686989268
Both. Slow and unstable.
Only game I can play online is Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate and it throws me out too.
>>686989213
Pretty much the same.
I didn't know they even exist before I watched that video, and pretty much all of that guy's videos, mostly because they're entertaining and funny.
>>686988824
*Taco
You know what I meant by cook
>>686988857
Oh, and sea cucumbers eject their organs at predators as a defense mechanism, cookie cutter sharks can take chunks out of submarines, pistol shrimp do a thing similar to mantis shrimp with displacement bubbles to kill stuff, and goblin sharks unhinge their jaws and through them forward to bite stuff
So sad he stopped making videos
>>686989655
Really? Time to watch it
>>686989566
welcome to eb games
>>686989655
I simply don't get what people find funny about him.
>>686989566
>my tattos have multiplied
>>686989662
Well that's terrible... Sounds like your only option is to stick to browser games, and I wouldn't recommend that to anyone.
>>686989802
Call of Duty. Advanced Warfare. Xbox One.
>>686990036
COPY THAT
>>686989779
Nature is damn scary sometimes.
Maybe he'll return someday, just maybe.
>>686990036
sorry all we have is black ops 2
>>686989802
>>686990036
>>686990099
We did it :^)
>>686989829
But didn't you see? He made a funny face! XD
>>686989668
Yeah, youtube is pretty educating if you find the right channels. I like Game Theorist because of it.
For example because of that guy I learned about neurotransmitters and how addiction works at the most basic form.
He showed that mobile games with energy systems are made to make you addicted and explained addiction with him and diet coke as an example. Because apparently diet coke is his favourite drink
>>686989779
Putting the dough in a pot with water?
>>686989942
Yup, I don't like it. I also stick to single player games.
Fun thing is that games on my PC do work online. It's rather fast and only sometimes it gets unstable. Only consoles have this shit.
Late claim
>Damn its cold edition
>>686990406
oh boy
>>686989829
It's like watching a train wreck. You want to look away, but you can't
>>686990116
We can hope
>>686990451
Exactly
>>686990502
Hey Rory
>>686989268
It's illegal for kids under 18 to smoke, so if I saw someone doing so I'd probably tell them off.
Still talking to some of the older ones that have are at least of age is something I do do sometimes. It's just small talk, I think they just so they can get on my good side.
>the opposite
I do care about them, I mean if I didn't I wouldn't be working this shitty job that I can barely scrape by with.
>>686989829
Never got the hype around "generic clickbait thumbnail and title in all caps 'reacting' to a video with a dose insensitivity for comedic effect" type of content on youtube.
I guess it's just not my thing.
>>686990502
>
>Barry
>>686990662
>Never got the hype around "generic clickbait thumbnail and title in all caps 'reacting' to a video with a dose insensitivity for comedic effect" type of content on youtube.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
>>686988590
>>686990451
I only really watch stupid, but entertaining stuff.
Although there are quite a few channels that teach you how to fix a lot of things, watching those pretty often.
>>686991076
I love it
>>686990648
Hey Fran.
>>686991133
Nice quote
>Rory-sama
>>686990648
Hmm... if I don't use the dough, and instead only the flour... hmm...
oh, I know!
I'll fry some meat and make a sauce too! You know you make sauce by adding a bit water on the meat that's getting fried so you have more sauce? If you put flower on that sauce, you have a thicker sauce of even some kind of flourcoat that tastes like the sauce!
>I love doing that
>>686991260
That's good too. I also watch stupid stuff, but more often I watch stupid stuff that has some kind of intelectual level... not always though
>Chara
>>686991168
Yes?
>>686991295
What are up too?
Fran
>>686991295
Simpson quotes are always relevant.
>>686991567
Not denying that. The fact that they are relevant is actually a testament to their writers.
>>686991522
Just got into work. Waiting for strawberries to warm up for muffins.
>Rory-sama
>>686991499
>stupid stuff that has some kind of intellectual level
That's a double negative.
