Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most Importantly: Have fun!
4 hours is plenty of sleep.
Kyouko claimed.
>>686390537
I totally approve of this waifu.
Gutless wonder here
>I just served myself a hot steamy plate of doneion rings
Touka claimed.
still here
and
>>686391076
hello
>>686391236
as in ate them?
>>686390729
o shit waddup?
It's been a while friend. How are you?
>>686390585
Yeah, wanna start?
>claim
still alive unfortunately claimin
>>686391290
Hello, and i'll say happy birthday again, but this time with a face.
>>686391080
>noticed
>back to lurk
>>686391226
>>686391392
What's up Drama Alert nation, I'm your host Killer Keemstar, let's get riiiight into the news!
Apparently Kagami and Discount Megumin plan on discussing their ship sinking LIVE on this thread. Let's watch this happen.
>>686391076
You get two.
>>686391060
Kyouko.
>back as well.
>>686390961
n they smell like shit and has no friends
>>686391060
I bet it is.
>>686391236
Why gutless?
>>686391266
>not calling it 'team of deer gangs up on helpless girl
>>686391505
Not even a Super Slam reference.
kys
>>686391290
Why so smug?
I'm here.
>>686390961
<SHINOA3
BEST GIRL CLAIMED
>>686390912
well you see i can not necessarily post pictures of my lady on hte internet as others would derive pleasure from it.
>i am no cuck sir
also I'm here for talking about anime so i am posting my favorite character
>>686391290
Bromoko!
>>686391392
>drunk
>high
>reading manga
>cuddling
i think perfect is good to describe my current situation
>>686391644
one of the best smugs
>also dubs
>>686390961
and is ugly and have to hurtp oeple the ugly way cause smel llike shit but has to hide it so the ugly people losers are lame and fake and has to hide they smell like shit like the ugly guys losers and is ugly and has to hurt peopel the ugly way to hide that there not ugly so can bother the popular people even tho is too ugly to hurt people with looks
how is /waifu/ tonight?
>>686390926
I've never walked out. I self termed from a job once. I clocked out then threw my ID away and never went back. They sent a certified letter to tell me I was fired a month later.
>>686391593
Ruri.
>>686391076
Yuuko.
>>686391644
>I bet it is.
Well I'm used to 10 hours but I'll survive.
>>686391290
Happy Birthday!
>>686391423
hello again. How was your walk?
>>686391440
thank you. How was your day?
>>686391673
no reason at all
>>686391720
I dislike the nickname
>>686391392
i don't really know what to say...other than, im sorry and please forgive me....
>>686391080
A (You) before I sleep. Been wondering about you and Kirino. I'd try and strike up a chat soon.
Take care.
>>686391782
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>686391818
see
>>686391720
im fuckin fantastic m8y
>>686391935
WELL I DISLIKE YOU DISLIKING IT SO THERE
>
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Good morning/afternoon/evening guys, how's going?
>>686392144
>inb4 Booby Brother
>>686391935
People don't know the meaning of lurk
It was very productive. I am for the most part happy with results.
How about you?
>>686391868
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>>686391988
Farewell. I hope you feel great when you wake up.
>>686391935
was good hot out my least fav type of weather did you find something to do?
>>686392069
see?
>>686391290
No as in I wrecked myself
>>686391644
I choked in a test
>I'm terrible under pressure
>>686391818
Just great
>>686392100
Hello, Noire. Looking as decent as ever
>>686392100
Pasta compatriot, up early I see.
>>686392144
Holst.
>>686392244
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Milinda claim
>>686391849
You should get the Telegram app. That way we can chat.
Shit, one of the blisters on my left hand popped. Gross. Fuck.
>>686392254
oh i was referring to the next post i quoted
explaining how i am doing XD
>>686392455
omg nice dubs also i have telegram we should talk!
>QueenAsuka
>>686392477
no idea who your husbando is but i think i like the art style
>nice dubs
>>686392390
Yari Yuri.
>686388494
That's a pretty sound way of thinking. I concur, and not just to sound intelligent, either.
>>686388959
>>686388580
>>686386919
I leave for one week and I've been forgotten?!
>guess i'm not lurking
>>686392390
<
>>686392144
moo
>>686391841
I was a casual and gave them a weeks notice that I had a new job. Told them Id finish up the given shifts then leave. Getting paid $200 a week to keep a kitchen in shape for 3 days and being told there was no work for me wasnt working out so well
>>686391868
People have survived on less easy.
>>686392263
It happens to everyone.
>me and that friggin pen
>>686392477
Tasty. Thanks for sharing
>>686391868
thank you
>>686392069
sucks to suck
>>686392244
just downloading the new total war game and thinking about what to do with the other 60 dollars and good for you
>>686392254
nope just sort of sat around for the last few hours not doing much and sorry your walk was not enjoyable
>>686392681
Hello Mirai, just couldn't really tell from side view, and had no glasses on. How have you been?
>>686391949
>>686391392
Kagami, you have to get intimate with your partner sometimes. Not privately but in thread. Show who belongs to you like me and bunny does!
>restocking stuff at in-store newsagency
>mistake notebook on shelf for my own
>end up drawing tits in it
>realize this
>end up leaving money on counter and taking notebook with me
>tell manager about it
>neglect to mention me accidently drawing tits in notebook
>glad we don't check security footage when no crime takes place
So how is everyone else going?
>jenny claim
>>686392806
I've given notice at other places, but only the one job did I hate enough to just fuck over everyone in my department.
>>686392594
thanks duuude. most of my Zizz art is by one artist.
>>686392806
Oh, you're welcome. It hurts like shit.
>>686392989
I'm doing okay, bandaged up again.
>>686392263
Yeah kind of, I'm just a bit more tired than usual.
Is your life treating you well?
>>686392390
I always wake up at 6:30am during the week, though most of the times I'm so sleepy that I can't even write properly. Only at the weekend I can sleep more.
>>686392781
Fluffy Hair.
>>686392100
I've been distant, and I'm sorry. I'll try and make it up to you soon.
>T
>>686391720
Friend, perfect is not enough to describe the paradise you're in
>>686391949
You know that you did nothing wrong, right?
anyway, I just think that being shipped together is too much for the both of us, like we aren't meant to be this close together, y'know?
I mean, sometime it just feels like we're not closer than just buddies..
>>686392681
...Mirai?
If it's you, Mili has been looking for you for days!
>>686392594
o got yah was excited to see a (you) lol
>>686392899
it was ok just hot haha sorry you did not find anything to do
>>686392967
Hmm, maybe I should bring that up to Renge sometimes.
>>686392899
Ooww that's certainly going to provide you with a lot of joyous time.
Is this birthday money you're spending?
>>686392100
>late hello
>>686392681
i mean i watch Eva multiple times in its entirety a couple times a month i dont have time for much more anime.
>>686392899
no you suck a suck
>>686392967
that fuckin pic gets me every time
>>686393103
what is the source material?
>>686393174
I think i agree.
heavenly is better
>>686393194
well have another (you)
I will make sure to give you more (you)s in the future.
>>686393266
dooooo eeeeet
>>686392989
That sounds like a productive day.
>>686393066
Been fired from every other job, but never under bad circumstances. Was breaking my body to keep up pace.
>>686393103
I know that feel. Burning pans being held in unprotacted hands for 5 seconds in a full palm grab leaves a mark. No scar but I can feel it when I open far enough.
>>686392477
I don't even know who you are and I already feel your pain
>>686392681
Sorry, who are you again?
>I'm forgetful
>>686392989
Noice
>>686392967
Isn't that exhibitionism though?
>>686393125
I panicked in a test and did worse than I should
>the usual
>>686393266
Wew
>>686393454
I've never been fired, only ever laid off.
>>686392594
Okay! I can do that! One sec.
>>686393125
>I always wake up at 6:30am during the week
Damn, that's when I usually go to sleep if not later, kek.
Used to wake up at like 6:30AM when I was still in school.
> though most of the times I'm so sleepy that I can't even write properly
I know the feeling.
>>686392781
>Detected possible malicious code in image file.
4chan doesn't want me to post my other present pic, sad
>claimed
>>686393194
should be resolved soon with a new game
>>686393376
yes i expected much less but for whatever reason my father sent a card
>>686393388
ouch
>>686393174
i feel like i did though, i don't want to hurt you, or anybody, i'd like to do the opposite....
is there any way i can change that??
>Not helping you're waifu direct a big band
>>686393678
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>>686393779
Oh? Anything nice written?
>>686393103
>again
What happened?
>>686393454
well it's about the most productive thing to do when everyone has already stocked up everything else.
>>686393388
Zizz is from Pop'n Music. Most of my art is by I think mero_co on Twitter.
>>686393454
Lord. I just blistered from holding chains on a swing for two hours straight. They feel a lot better than earlier, though. <3 I can draw now~~
>>686393568
Oh, I don't really have a name here yet. One of the regulars here called me Loli-Thief a couple of times. Discord handle is zizzkun#1239 though.
>pic related
>>686393678
I used to wake up at 5:45 AM, now it's PM. Good thing I do nothing with my life at the moment.
>>686393155
Don't worry "___", there's no need to.
You don't have to explain me anything, just..take care.
>>686393376
No worries!
How are you Yuuko?
>>686393568
Well that actually sucks.
I hope you'll manage to get some rest and don't bring down your votes too much.
If in need of anything, I'm always here~
>>686393678
That's because I'm still in school Heh~
At least it's the last year, and you can imagine that I'll have finals soon.
>>686393652
Two of those happened in probation. Still stayed professional through the days I was waiting to leave.
>>686392967
>
>>686394021
Slow day for everywhere it seems.
>>686394141
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You?
>>686393388
you...you..will thank you
>>686393779
noice sounds like fun
>>686393266
But who to get lewd first? ',:)
>>686393388
Hehe~
>>686393568
Is it?
>>686394282
You gotta be my 1st m8
>>686394282
Eh. The one job I gave notice at they were so upset that I was leaving. If they matched the money I was going to make I'd have stayed.
>>686393779
<thatgif3
>>686394034
what is Pop'n Music?
>>686394105
literally that exact post is my life atm
>>686394282
>
>>686394411
>>686394411
I will try to as often as i can for certain.
How are (you)?
>also nice dubs
>>686392905
I'd rather not say. It was that different, huh? I've been agitated, quite frankly. Terrible. How bout you, Shiro?
>>686393174
The one and only. "Mili"? Huh...
>>686393388
We've spoken before, unless you're not the same crazed German waifu. She's Mirai Kuriyama from Kyoukai no Kanata.
>>686393568
>^
>20/20 claimed
>>686394282
well most people get payed on thursday so everyone buys stuff then. the most we ever get pn friday are kids from after school. same over there i presume?
>>686393922
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>>686394141
>and you can imagine that I'll have finals soon.
Ah, good luck with those, I'd imagine you're gonna be knee deep in study soon, unless you already are.
>>686394105
> Good thing I do nothing with my life at the moment.
kek, same.
>>686394021
Blister on my left hand popped. Had to cover it so it doesn't discolor my paper.
>>686394551
A rhythm game by the makers of DDR, and Beatmania IIDX.
>>686393922
Generic happy birthday and if you need anything call
>>686394411
yes. so what is it that you like about your waifu. She seems interesting
>>686394551
i like that gif 2
>>686394521
Hoho~
>>686394583
I am the musician Asuka! I go by
>QueenAsuka
on telegram if that helps XD
>>686394731
oh shit waddap
is it hard?
>>686394731
shit, sounds awful. never heard of blisters forming on hands either.
>>686394986
do you like the plug suit?
>>686394141
Thanks, Noire.
>you're a great friend
>>686394521
Yes, especially if it's as blatantly clear-as-day as your relationship with the bunny
>>686394583
Thanks
Miho claimed
Im back for BF3
>>686394521
Only with that reaction image.
>>686394526
This place has been the only place I've made some form of savable income.
>>686394612
Its every second Thursday and every Tuesday. But we're in the middle of a uni thats being let out on break, so all our work is done in the 2 hours from when we open.
>>686395058
Oh boy do you not know about cooking or hard work.
>>686393848
You're not hurting me, if anyrhing I'm the one hurting you
I do, however, believe that this ship isn't meant to be. It's kinda forced. Don't get me wrong, I really like you. But this relationship is a bit much..
I'm sorry
>>686394583
Yup, she's been looking for ya and been sad when you weren't there
>>686394521
Obviously me, think Renge is submissive, but I enjoy that.
>>686394583
Sorry to hear that man, hope you start doing better soon. I suppose I've been fine, out of school, doing nothing besides watching anime and chilling on here for most of my days.
>>686394664
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>>686394986
Well, at least he fulfilled the social obligation.
DId you get any other goodies?
>>686395212
miho
>>686395212
Welcome back friend! :)
>>686394395
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Probably like this.
>>686394664
>Unless you already are
Yeas, I am.
And it's really tiring, especially when teachers submits you random mock tests when my time is already full with studying.
>>686395191
You're welcome~
>I guess I am, haha.
>>686395212
Heyo Miho.
>>686395014
Honestly? Once you've been playing it for a number of years, it's pretty simple. <3 Japanese arcade rhythm games are my jam.
>>686395058
It's from holding on to a swing chain earlier today. Shit happens.
>>686395212
What's good~?
>>686395394
let me point you to this >>686394583
>>686395126
the suit looks weird to me
>>686395327
not really besides a chocolate cake. still need to find out what to do with the other 60
>>686395327
>>686395394
>>686395425
Hello
>Hugs
>>686395441
Nothing much.
tinychat bestposter
>>686394551
im good just lying around what about you? also nice waifu
>>686394986
well ive always been more submissive when it comes to women and esdeath is portrayed as a dominatrix of sorts which i like but she also seems motherly and gentle femdom is awesome haha
>>686395245
in all honesty, I've never really done hard work (at least not regularly).
Fuck watered down coke tastes like shit.
>>686390961
Claiming best waifu
>>686395327
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>>686395425
Sucks, hope you manage to pass.
>teachers submits you random mock tests when my time is already full with studying.
I know the feeling, really annoying shit.
>>686395809
>coke
Weak
>>686395528
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU!
>>686394583
Mirai? Is that really you?
>>686395614
How was your game?
>>686395425
SShhh bby. It'll be alright.
>hugs
>>686395614
Oh, I see.~
>>686395838
Respect for that waifu.
>>686395058
filenames-kun!
how are you you six foot metal bastard?
>>686395245
yes holy fuck that pose
how many episodes in is that?
>>686395441
>number of years
>>686395587
how so?
>>686395673
oh my i certainly like the way you lie around
i am just getting more intoxicated while reading manga and shitposting!
>your waifu seems great too tbh
>>686395914
OMG YOU SHOULD SAY "TANK YOU"
>cause you a tank pilot
>>686395014
Ineed
>>686395191
Oh
>>686395245
Yush
>>686395291
Hmmm?
>>686394583
Hello Mirai
>>686395263
it's fine, don't be sorry, i still feel bad that you
felt it was forced....i like you too, it was fun megumin, i won't forget it....
>>686395847
>>686395673
i see. Femdom is ok i guess as long as its not like pegging or like heels on dick stuff
>>686396038
its just a skin tight suit. not really to hot for me
>>686395614
>hugs back
Is life treating you well?
>>686395847
I really hope to, I can't wait to get my ass off from school and get some rest before searching for a job.
>>686395931
Yuuko is kind today~
>warm hugs
>>686396038
Kek that's funny.
>>686392455
I will..
>mobile internet
>>686396068
I thought you meant who was going to initiate the sexual intercourse first.
>>686396287
There's a first for everything~
>>686396038
i'm fine. a little tried from boredom (barely had to do anything at work. how are you?
>>686396088
Did you two have a fling or something?
tinychat bestposter
>>686395245
I make a savable income. I make pretty good money where I am, but I also have very few bills.
>>686395897
I aint got nothing else.
>>686395914
Long it was a 1700 ticket game and my friend left half way in. And i camped the AA and pissed off the other team.
>>686395984
I mean nothing much. The ceiling in the sun room just fell in again....
>>686396287
Nope
>>686396274
>
how even
>>686396291
please do it!
>>686396474
i'm fucked up beyond repair
>>686396485
Amatsukaze (12.7 cm twin cannons, discount megumin) was previously Megumin.
>>686396507
Hello Mr. FBI
>>686396508
....What, uh.... What made it fall?
>>686396038
sounds like a good time
>thanks nice eye patch
>>686396274
yeah pegging and anything to do with hurting my dick are no go for me but other than that femodom is the only way i go (im weird like that) what about you what do you like about your waifu?
>>686396620
what happened?
>>686396378
Okay! Skype works too if you have that.
>No worries friend. I understand
>>686396508
kek sounds like an interesting one.
>>686396620
Do what?
>>686396702
Okay.
>>686396804
I believe he means the alcohol he has consumed.
>>686396717
As in the water damage caused the inside to fall in cause we need new fucking windows.
>>686396846
It was long....
>>686395014
Eh? Guess you're a different one then. Musician. What do you play or write?
>>686395263
Thanks for the scoop. I don't think we've ever spoken.
>>686395291
What I'd give to have nothing to do this summer. Maybe I'll quite my job.
>>686395914
It is I!
>>686396700
I'm quite aware of that. I'm just curios on what happened while I was gone.
>>686396445
Uhm~
Maybe.
>>686396508
Err...
I hope it goes..better.
Though I really don't know what to say heh..
>>686396993
makes sense. he's drunk everytime i talk to him anyway
>jenny
>>686397150
How are things between you and stocking?
>>686396088
Yeah, it was fun, I won't forget either
>>686396508
I feel your pain friend
>>686397043
We promised each other to drink together
The night after that, you were gone
>I'm Megumin, changed waifu because I'm an heretic
>>686396038
I think 19.
>continuation is this
>its at 14 minutes into 19
>>686396507
Moved back in with parents to specifically save money. Only have 4 things I need to regularly pay and pay off.
>>686397027
Kek I can imagine...
>>686397043
Really? Your images look kinda... different...
I was soooo worried. Where have you been? Are you okay?
im gonna go to bed, good night everyone, sweet dreams
>>686397507
I live on my own.
>>686397283
I guess..good~
She's a lot busier these days so we don't talk that much like we used to.
>>686397630
Goodnight and sweet dreams <3
>>686397630
goodnight
>wish i could sleep at this time
>When you take the NyQuil too early and can't sleep at night.
How's it going everyone?
>Best idol claimed
>>686396620
im not going to lie
>>686396789
I just understand those feels so you know
>>686397559
>head pats
>>686397630
Goodnight Kagami!
>>686397630
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kagami friend!
There we go. Preliminary sketch. Datestamp for proof included.
>pic related
>Zizzkun
>>686396789
oh thanks!
>i run a gang of eyepatched waifus called the "One Eyed Wunder Waifus"
thats a nice outfit!
>>686396804
>alcohol
>marijuana
>manga
>>686396846
say tank you XD
>>686397043
my primary performance instrument is voice but i can play piano, guitar, bass, drum kit, and a bunch of brass instruments
and i write pretty much every genre i can. i am currently working on music for a movie trailer
>>686397507
>in the name of myself
okay i have to power watch i guess lucky star will have to wait
>>686397759
im fucking intoxicated. you?
>>686397799
omg you should do a webshow!
i would watch!
>>686397759
MAKI! MIRAI IS BACK!
>>686397815
Yay :)
>>686397936
no i dont want 2
>>686397630
Goodnight kagami
>>686397753
Well i'm glad he is keeping himself well.
I'm sure you're doing better than you think you are also.
>>686397630
Goodnight
Once upon a time there was a man
He set up base where he made his clan
It wasn't very good or big and had only one fan
He cheered them on every day and his name was Dan
No one liked him so they gave out a ban
And that was the day Dan had cooked up the plan
Next game he had his set-up, watched over LAN
From the security office he called the F.B.I. for the party van
In the locker room was some CP planted by Dan
And that's the day Dan had beat out the man
>>686397367
Eeh? Best Mage?! But how is that possible.
>>686397559
>mfw when you didn't recognize me...
What I've been through this past week has been nothing compared with you! How are YOU?! Have you been discharged yet? Are you gonna be alright? That was a terrible thing to read.
>>686398154
what if we streamed together?
>>686398233
I committed Heresy
Now almost everyone calls me Discount Megumin
>>686398318
im fine you go ahead and steam all you want though
New bread when?
New bread where?
>>686397759
Morning Maki.
>>686398170
I don't know...maybe yes, maybe not.
>>686398367
I don't care, you're always the same person and I'm good with that~
>Noire
>MAKING THE BREAD
>>686397936
I'm quite salty at the moment
Kek, having a good time?
>>686397954
Really? Ayy the ship sails once more.
Also, how are you holding up Milinda?
>>686398233
Hey Mirai, welcome back. What's poppin?
>Maki
New bread who
New bread what?
everyone's scared that someone else is making a new bread. aren't they
>jenny
>>686398185
Best jazz
>>686398636
I'll answer for you
Yes
>yuuko
