Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most Importantly: Have fun!
Oh man, a 6016x4000 image that is less than 4 mb, how wonderful.
>>686397936
>alcohol and Marijuana
should've known
>old man fister claimed
Best bastard
>>686397799
i get it no need to explain
>>686397936
thanks
as much as i like talking to you two ive gotta go to sleep :( ill see you guys later gnight /waifu/
still here
Zizzposting confirmed. <3
>>686398790
Best at a lot of things
#Bernie2016
Claim
I need to stay out of /a/ till i watch the GuP movie. Fucking spoilers everywhere.
>>686398835
peace
>>686398635
Best girl claimed!
>>686398644
>salty
are you okay? need a hug?
>gif related
>>686398420
you are going to be my star attraction
>>686398789
fuck yes.
>this is the life man
>>686398835
gnight (you)!
>>686398985
mooo
>>686398916
So what was the rally dealie whatever like?
>>686398916
Trump 2016
>>686399069
meant to load up this
>20/20 outright claim
Milinda claim
>Too happy for words edition
>>686398233
IM SO SORRY! IM ON WAYYY TOO MANY PAIN KILLERS!
Im okay. Just hurting a lot. But you already know that! What happened with you? Where have you been? I had the entire thread looking for you...
>>686398644
Honestly, in a lot of pain still, but im sooo happy right now. Mirai is finally back!
>>686399069
i wish i could live like that. Fuck asthma.
>Gamindustri beat cosplay girl claimed
>>686398729
Though...what's the meaning behind it?
I mean, being better than I think by staying beside Stocking?
>>686398635
Good thing I watched the thread before making a new one.
Though even if you're an heretic, I'll always hug you~
>tightly hugs
>>686399069
nah I think you can do it all by yourself
The ride never ends
>>686399084
Aside from the long wait and the secret service staring at my cpful phone for a good 30 seconds, it was pretty good. He gave some strong points I believe in.
>>686399094
>/b/ joke gone too far.
>>686398367
I have no problem with waifu switching. I just feel that you should really stick to your first claim as a matter of principle.
>>686397936
It gets
>DARK
at around that point. Thats probably the most funny / lighthearted moment that late in season two with the exception of maybe 3 scenes.
>>686397680
Thats my eventual plan.
Claiming
>>686398916
Nah.
>>686399069
Moooo.
tinychat bestposter
>>686399437
That gif is hypnotic as shit.
>>686399500
oh my gosh cutie waifu
>>686399331
Independent of stocking lov.
You are doing well.
>>686399556
My plan is to not do anything.
>>686399566
100% Milk
>>686399279
make edibles then
>its real easy and kinda fun
>>686399437
>>686399437
you are not weasling your way out of my grasp
>>686399556
wiat are you serious! i love it when shit gets real!
>have you even seen EoE lol
>>686399566
moooo mooo?
>>686399654
We'll have to change that
>yuuko
>>686399452
I'll take it.
Thank you.
>>686399743
Who is we?
>>686398636
>Morning
Do you have me confused with Britbong Maki?
Nevertheless, hello Noire.
>>686398835
Sleep tight.
>>686399069
I'm fine, thanks for the concern though. Sure I'll take one.
>>686399274
Shoot, sorry about that. Wish there was something I could do. That's great though! It's good to see you happy and even better to have her back.
>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed
>>686399601
I like it as well
>>686399742
You were never in control
>>686399742
probably try that then. assuming i ever grow the balls to get some
>>686399566
Yeah.
>>686399601
Thank you! Yours is cute too.
>>686399734
Yes.
>>686399742
Mooo mooo moo.
>>686399742
I have. I was tired though so I couldnt follow it beyond the Asuka death scene.
>>686399860
Not me. I wont interfere in a mans dreams.
>>686398835
See you BDSM person
>>686399860
Anyone who can and is willing. Even if i am not.
>>686400006
I've no waifu, only a husbando.
Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
mavis reporting in
>>686399645
I guess I am, though I'd love to be there for her all the time~
>>686399872
Nono, I just wanted to say hi~
>>686400118
Oh shit I thought you were the girl!
gonna go for a short bit. gonna make dinner and have a shower.
>jenny
>>686400198
welcome back
>>686400006
You already get your passport and ticket to move to Canada?
>>686399872
Just having the 2 of you here is more than enough! <3
>>686400037
I have dreams that involve serpents. I chased one into a field in one, and then the field was set on fire. In another I was drowned by a large python in a swap late at night.
>>686400059
No one can or is willing.
>>686399872
*hugs*
i accidentally screwed up the gif in my last post see the gif in>>686399141
I'll post another hug tho
>>686399962
am too!
>>686399977
its really not scary lol
>>686400011
mooo moo!
>moo!
>>686400037
that shit was fucking intense as fuck i love it so much
>my poor waifu
>i actually cried a little the first time i saw it
>>686400237
Haw! Nah, nah. Zizz is my boy.
>>686400358
I'm worried.
>>686400358
i have a reoccurring dream of a wolf following behind me. But i can not see it's face.
>>686400487
Why?
QOTT:
Just for fun, how would you describe yourself in the most negative way possible?
>I'm a narcissistic, hypocritical, selfish asshole who's too dense to know what common sense is.
Just curios to know what everyone's dark side of their personality is.
>>686400407
of course you are
>Megumin Claim
Good morning everybody, how are you all?
>>686400613
I look at the mirror and know that nothing i can say is as bad as what i deserve.
>>686399331
i haven't seen Stocking in a loong while
>>686399094
i really need one of those pics
>i cant find one with asuka
>>686400627
dont make me pop your balloon
>>686400657
>OEWW
>>686400678
omg how are you?
>>686400613
I have an extreme ego. I try not to show it to others, but sometimes it sadly comes out. Also, check out this image I found.
>>686400278
What's cookin, good lookin?
>>686400307
Passports expired and I'm too poor for travel.
>>686400487
Looks pretty cool. From where?
>>686400613
Lazy, distrustful, coward, cheap, what else?
>>686400358
You know what I meant. Theres no room for me in your dreams anyway.
>>686400407
If you want intense just watch School-live. The last 3 episodes are pure break the characters.
>>686400613
>inb4edgemaster
Introverted, egotistical slacker with a penchant for being both lazy and dependant on others.
>>686400580
I sometimes see snakes with stylized wooden masks leaping at me when I close my eyes.
>>686400613
Are there people who describe themselves in positive ways?
>>686400801
extremely large*
>Shiro
>>686400580
>>686400611
That is a really weird dream. Lord.
>>686400657
I'm good! Trying to decide on if I should add color to my sketch or not.
>>686400678
Hello, anon!
>>686400613
I have a bad habit of bringing myself down if I don't have others to keep me up.
>>686400805
Pop'n Music, a game by the makers of DDR and Beatmania IIDX.
>>686399274
>to any other anon "I've been busy with life"
>you
A lot of bad things have happened to me in rapid succession. Granted, I'd say being t-boned is worse, but... Don't worry too much about it me, though. I'll tough it out, I always do. The entire thread, haha? I have been lurking a bit, though.
>>686400678
>>686400794
Hiya there.
>>686400006
Nope.
>>686400407
Mooooo!
>>686400580
Are you by any chance wearing a red cape/hood thing during?
>>686400613
I'm a shit.
>>686400860
if i stay up for too many hours i often hear dogs barking.
>>686400887
i can see your beautiful face.
>>686400794
?
>>686401047
>>686400613
I do my best. Which is never enough.
>>686400801
That... actually looks good on you.
>I am so conflicted on this
>You're my waifu
>But at the same time you're not
>>686400860
Yes. They're called "optimists"
>>686401044
How descriptive
>>686400848
Why would there be? I don't know you.
>>686400904
It's not so weird. I wake up from them feeling very calm.
>>686401047
I hear children laughing sometimes.
>>686401126
Disgusting.
>>686400801
need your ego plumped?
>>686400848
>Gate
>School-live
what else?
>>686400918
what is this from?
>>686400998
how you doin?
>>686401044
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
>>686401070
I'll set your balloon on fire and disable your main engine
>>686400805
Now i know why your voting for him.
>>686400794
So one here might know how to use photoshop.
And its 3am
>>686401044
No, interestingly i'm often where i am sleeping.
There's also a shadowed figure that stands before me sometimes during this.
not sure what this shit means.
Thread actually helped me overcome these nightmares.
>>686401158
What a grand delusion.
>>686401214
Just woke up. I'm pretty bored so far waiting that something happens. You?
>>686400613
>I'm a sadistic guy that would burn his whole city down, while keeping the calm of a monk
>>686400794
Yeah it's been almost a month.
>>686401214
Don't exactly know what you mean by plumped. If you mean larger, no.
>>686400918
Im sorry friend. Is there anything I can do for you? Also do you have a steam or something like that? That way we can talk outside of the thread. Wish you would have said something if you were lurking though. I was genuinely worried about you.
Honestly, now im just happy your back and okay. You have literally made my entire week. Thank you for being okay and coming back
>I was praying for you every day.
>>686401214
i can live with that
>>686400794
>>686400904
Never thought I was so liked for Ryuko.
>>686401339
Delusion? No.
>>686401044
Yup.
>>686400904
What systems this for?
>>686401335
Its not just that. I mean what would trump do for me?
>>686401203
Even though they're the antithesis of you, they're not too bad.
>They're always on the bright side of things
>>686401433
>Spoopy
>>686401126
I'm tired.
>>686401339
Well damn, if there's anything I could do to help or you need to vent or anything just let me know.
>>686401605
Never gonna happen.
>>686400201
Ah, well excuse me for that. Wish it was morning here kek.
How are you doing?
>>686400323
If you say so <3
>>686400407
Haha, thanks I appreciate that. Besides wasted, how ya doing friend?
>>686400613
Cynical asshole who's quick to judge
>>686401512
Grand all the same.
When i was young around 9 i would often hear people screaming.
>>686401657
You've already helped Qt <3
>>686401214
Fate Zero. Monster. Thats it from the top of my head.
>>686401158
Exactly. Though I am only a little bit one of those optimists in that I see when things are looking up for me and those I hold close. I still find it hard to muster emotions.
>>686401335
i can only hope
>you?
>>686401372
get high and blow something up!
>>686401433
is she okay?
>last i heard she was kinda down
>>686401450
but you are amazing!
>>686401490
you are just a cute. hows life?
>>686401646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
>>686401710
really good actually
cotton mouth is a bitch though
you?
Camera worked great! A bit of shaking so odds are I'll either get that helmet mount, or find a way to put it under the windscreen. Wind noise is also terrible, so I'll need to find ways to counter that as well.
>Internet is down at work
>Forgot my speaker cord at home
>Truly a suffering type of night
>>686401710
I do <3
Im trying to fight my doctor now. Supposed to go to get another scan but I don't want to go, Mirai is finally back and you just got here... The timing could have been better...
>>686401646
Bright things hurt my eyes.
>>686401760
The only screams I hear are my own, and those are infrequent.
>>686402003
Emotions are easy and often overwhelming.
>>686401605
Give you a job.
I'd drive back to Texas to built the wall.
>>686400613
>most negative way
truthful
Narcissist
Pessimist
Distant
Sarcastic
Emotionally neutral
things
>>686402034
It's never to early for some good explostions
>>686402003
omg yes ty.
is the subject manner like Eva for any of them?
>>686401646
Basically, I'm a Vulcan of thoughts inside, while nothing externs from my body/mind.
>>686401710
I'm okay thanks, though it could go better.
You?
>>686402034
She's busy, tired, stressed, etc..
And I wish I could take a fly and go there.
>>686402152
I mean feel them at all. I only ever feel extremes, and even then, only rarely.
>>686401760
Still if there's anything I can do I want to, remember that.
>>686402034
Nope no idea how to use it.
>>686402355
Indifference is a poison.
>>686401214
Still Mirai Kuriyama from Kyoukai no Kanata...
>>686401463
Not in particular. I'd actually rather not talk about it, but I felt you deserved some explanation. When it's all over, I'll tell you about the whole incident. Speaking of which, your Jewish haha?
>lurk is way too strong
>>686401657
Its going to happen. And it WILL happen.
>>686402167
The wall wouldn't benefit us and it would actually help them. As long as mexico has more oa a connection with the US the more their money does too. In this case, raising the value for them.
>>686402152
Anything you've got to do o relieve stress and feel better is A ok with me.
>>686402356
You're so sweet.
Your milk could never go sour.
You should know the same goes for you as well. I know handy feels the same.
>>686402152
They can also warm the heart.
>>686402293
>slightly fearful of you now
>>686402105
Use an apple. That usually keeps them away.
But in reality, you should probably give in and go. You're not even close to healed. Let him fix you. I'm not gonna be on much longer, and I won't be posting often anymore.
>>686402239
<BOOM3
>>686402293
>fly
omg me too! I hope she is going to be okay
>if she contacts you send her my <3
>>686402466
kek gotcha
i like that gif a whole lot
>>686402427
damn girl you know how to use that ass?
>>686402355
fuck that dragon
>checkn dubs
>>686402687
im good at warming the hearts!
>>686402601
I used to do drugs and drink.
>>686402687
I'd rather not.
>>686402687
A bit lewd, but here's this.
>>686402267
Monster is about how destructive the human mind is
Fate Zero is whatever you wish granted at a cost
School Live is schoolgirls doing cute things in a zombie apocalypse with issues. Serious issues.
>>686402435
An example - I watched my grandmothers final breath. I was one of two people who didnt shed a tear for the following week, and havent since.
>>686402785
I hear you did a lot of that daily for a good amount of time.
Are you worried it impacted your development?
>>686402593
So your ok with human trafficking both illegal immigrants and sex trafficking and the drug trade?
>>686402855
Death is nothing to cry about.
>>686402956
No. It's not done any more damage than the head injury.
>>686402466
Well im here for you when you want to talk. I always will be.
>kek yeah, you saw that?
>>686402711
kek somehow I doubt that will work.
If I go, promise you won't disappear on me again? Or at least let me know if you're going to leave and check in every now and then?
Why wont you be posting often anymore? I love talking with you... I don't want you to go...
>>686402964
>implying a wall will stop that
>>686402034
Sounds good man, but uh cotton mouth? What's that?
Bored to be honest, should've been asleep at this time.
>>686402105
If the scan is supposed to help you please take it. We don't want anything being detected too late, plus I want to see you well and flying again <3
Kek, thank the NyQuil for that.
>>686402293
A little meh huh? I feel ya.
I'm fine, just kinda lost right now.
>>686402593
Get used to saying President Trump.
>>686402601
Like I've told him you're never gonna convince me I'm any better than either of you guys, I just want to help you guys anyway I can.
>>686403149
Makes it harder. It will never complete stop.
>>686402785
How come? It's quite the pleasant experience.
>>686402841
Bandage Hanako?
>I praise thee based anon
>>686403102
I disagree. Death means the end, and no one wants anything they love to end.
>>686402964
A wall will stop nothing. They will simply go by sea or air
>>686403313
No, but the end comes regardless of if we want it to or not.
I enjoy being cold.
>>686403102
I'll take your word for it. You sound confident.
>>686403240
Everyone i talk to outside of this thread says the same thing. We are all hopeless.
Thinking nothing of ourselves and the world for each other.
Irony
>>686403236
Okay. But only because you insist. I will be back as soon as I can!
>Thanks for caring about me <3
>>686402855
dubs again?
oooo so i think i will start with Gate then School Live
>>686403236
dry mouth caused by smoking
you could masturbate until you black out right?
>>686403102
Its the not grieving that bothers me.
>>686403557
About my head I am.
>>686402687
Ah you don't have to worry.
If I burst out, I do it with myself.
>>686402769
I hope she does~
>I'll do it right away
>>686403236
I guess I am too.
My mind is a complete void these days.
welp, i'm back.
>>686400805
Just making spaghetti .i have like 3 containers of dried spaghetti when i'm too lazy to cook something big.
>>686400613
i'm a lazy, anti-social sperg-lord who prefers to fap to cartoons than try to pick up real women.
>>686402964
People will find a way around it, they always do. Just look at firearms in GB. They are illegal over there but I'm pretty sure that if you're going to do something illegal then you might as well go all out. Plus I've been to the border its pretty secure. You also can't have a perfect record for catching all of them and those are the ones you hear of.
>>686403240
No way. That just sounds horrible even if its false.
>>686403666
Nothing about it bothers me. Especially not my own.
>>686403673
thanks
>i telagrammed her to say it i hope she doesn't mind
>>686403709
ooo I'm hunger
>>686403313
I'll take credit for that image, forgot to put my name on there.
>>686403273
The wall is going to be too expensive, way over Trump's estimated costs.
>>686403709
2D won't cheat. You don't have to spend money for 2D. 2D won't hurt your feelings. 2D is there 24/7. No point in real women. Unless you like physical contact, ew, gross.
>>686403544
Precisely, which is why it hurts all the more to the ones left behind.
>>686403673
>If I burst out, I do it with myself
I... don't know how to interpret this.
>>686403709
>implying this doesn't apply to everyone here
>>686403811
It's not your own death that bothers most people. It's the death of someone close to them.
>>686403557
That's probably only because you talk to the really good people outside these threads, and me.
>>686403760
Its gonna happen, no chance for Clinton or Sanders.
>>686403313
Well I shouldn't say take credit for image, I didn't make it, simply posted it on here for you because I found it.
>Shiro
>>686403135
Aww, thank you so much
>
>>686403135
I'll check in when I can then. If you see glasses, I'm there! Even if I don't speak.
>>686403997
all these greats were found here. Just as you were.
>>686403976
People die, friends fade away, lovers drift apart, things always come to an end. There is no reason to be upset about it because it won't change anything.
>>686404032
Your welcome friend! Just remember, no matter how bad it gets i'm here. Just like you were for me.
Please stay in touch. I don't know what I would do without you. <3
>>686403570
Let us know how it goes!
>Of course <3
>>686403582
Oh, yeah that sounds shitty. Get some aqua.
Kek, already tried and it didn't work.
>Saved it for a whole 2 months
>Wasn't even that good.
>>686403673
It's a helpless feeling really. Don't know what to do.
>>686398635
>claiming slowest internet instead of waifu ..
>>686403908
you used 2D so many times i thought of Gorillaz fuck you.
>2D won't cheat. You don't have to spend money for 2D. 2D won't hurt your feelings. 2D is there 24/7
good point
>>686403976
so i'm the normie of sperg lords. great to know
>>686403760
>I've been to the border its pretty secure.
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwtiaHuMc7M
How many beers is beer enough?
>>686403709
>ika
>>686403997
Clinton's going to jail (hopefully) and trump... Well, its trump.
>>686403845
I'm sure she'll be happy~
>>686403976
I mean that I don't get anyone to see that "inside" of me, my personality isn't touched by it.
>>686404292
Mind's blank and that doesn't help.
I'm still trying to find an answer.
>>686404370
Who cares drink more.
>>686404370
yes
>>686404292
chug a lug
you didn't jerk for two months?
>i cant go 2 hours
>>686404508
damn what are you from?
>>686404157
I might be here but I'm not as great as the others.
>>686404381
At least we can agree on Clinton, she's gonna beat Bernie though, or he'll die of old age before the end of the year.
