Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>685048809
Can't say I have, Marie.
How about you? I'm curious now.
>>685048729
Don't care if you didn't request it, you're getting it.
>Shiro
>>685048809
We cannot.
Mercury knows too much.
>i love secrets
>Mirai claim
Claiming. How's everyone?
>>685049017
friendly reminder ~
change ip to get more ~ or use mobile data ~
>>685048753
It's still scary D:
>>685048796
Glad we're on the same page~
>>685048809
Hope you have fun~
>>685048881
I feel like I missed something big here...
>>685049017
We doin ohayos?
We back from work bros.
Lurks
>>685049196
>>685049230
Apparently.
>>685049052
I have had nothing up my ass except anal beads
>storytime?
I told this story a few nights ago. Idk who read it though
>>685048881
Nah, wait a bit to let it sink, 3 days, a week... or just watch it if thats what you feel like!
claimin whats everyone up to?
Warooo
>I fucked up again
Kotoura claim!
Akiko claimed
>>685048811
>checked
Then could you do this one for me?
>awesome job. fukken saved
>>685049230
don't worry megumin!!! it's fine now
how are you doing today???
>>685049359
thank you homu, ill wait a little, i don't think i have many tears left
>>685049329
Anal beads, eh? Sounds fun.
>>685049470
I suggest duct tape.
sachi claim
>>685049329
do it, story time is best time
>>685049296
>>685049511
MOE will take over thread one day i know it...
>>685049459
Great movie
>>685049470
>consoles
>>685049090
And the fear of the bun intensifies
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>>685049173
Pretty good. Came back and watching jojo atm. Santana is a scary man
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>>685049310
Got banned?
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>>685048796
Not until I settle down with someone and get called "dad"
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>>685048948
They must not know that I come to this site. NONE!
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>>685049364
>on the run
Bedtime and I love you yada yada see ya.
How's the night going everyone?
>Best idol claimed
>>685049839
Farewell beautiful strangler
>yuuko
Curie
>>685049699
Does it not already take over the threads?
>>685049952
Soft.
>>685049831
from who i wont tell
>>685049619
Useless in this situation.
>>685049720
I would say lazer tag is the definition of living life to the fullest.
>>685049952
Hi Maki.
>>685049514
>it's fine now
I see...
Going to sleep now~
Se y'all later <3
So how was everyone's day?
>>685050290
What?
>>685050290
>>685050252
good night megumin!!!
>sorry if that sounded weird....
see you tomorrow cutie!!!
>>685050252
See you later Megumin!
>Rikka
>>685050352
Makes sense.
>>685050273
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>>685050458
ruri
Ok story tiiime with marie rose I'm going to do this in greentext
>be me 21 y/ol
>at a bar drunk
>horny because ofc I was.
>some milf starts flirting with me
>we talk for a bit and decide to go back to her place
>we get to her bedroom
>plastic on the bed
>this is where I die and get raped
>I ask what's up with the plastic
>milfy says as she's handcuffing me
>you'll see
>pushes me on to the bead
>grabs analbeads
>OhFuckIAmNotIntoThis.jpg
>she shoves the beads up my ass
>fucking rips them out as fast as she could
>I shit
>I puked
>I jizzed
>asked to be unhandcuffed
>left
>still don't feel the same
>>685050290
Not again!
>>685050290
>>685050352
Miho surely has a thing for kidnapping waifus.
I'm gonna go get some food. I'll be back.
>>685049854
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>>685050099
Can't say I know what can fix it considering I don't even know the problem.
>>685050273
Going fine, man. How's yours?
guys wtf is going on i used to hate fuckin weebs but i enjoy looking at each image you guys post idk why pls nurse-sama whats wrong with me D:
>>685049839
Night homura
>>685049952
Doing pretty good. Watching jojo atm. You my dude?
>>685049956
Sup my 3d waifu friend
>>685050190
Kek thats true. We played 4 times. Employees never caught us
>>685050273
I'm doing good. You? Haven't seen you around
>>685050352
Miho! How could you?!
>>685050573
Ok
>>685050591
Great! Except my bird is trying to steal my food again. How do I make her stop?
>>685050290
IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAY
Hes mine faggots
by the emperor himself
>>685049720
My friends all go to this site. No one's a waifu, though I dont think. Ones from /fit/, one from /a/, one from /lit/ and /hist/, and another from /diy/ and /k/. 4chan's pretty big for a single website haha.
>>685050506
You were raped brah
>>685050649
You're lonely?
>>685050771
What kind of bird is this?
I use to own a love bird.
>>685050708
I'm glad! Mine is going great too! This is only the third waifu thread I've been on, so of course you haven't seen me here.
>>685050573
Hope you find some good food, creature.
>>685050771
Could do what England did and try appeasement.
>Give the cute lil' bird more food until it stops.
>>685050649
Sounds like a horny milf.
At least you tried it, eh?
>>685050018
A soft night? What's that like :^)
>>685050190
Hey Galko, what's new?
>>685050252
See ya later Megu.
>>685050708
Sounds nice man. Playing vidya as usual.
>>685049720
I've never watched Jojo's. I'm watching Heavy Object because of Milinda.
>>685050890
aren't we all?
>>685050499
10/10 would kidnap yours
>>685050554
I dont have a thing for it.
>>685050708
I fear the bun to much for that.
>>685049364
>I might be
>>685050053
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>>685049310
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>>685050890
I... I guess you're right, how do i stop being lonely?
>>685051143
>>685050649
Man. I felt the same way. Came here to be a dick. Stayed because I liked most of them. Pick a character and join us?
>>685051183
hanako....you need to stop running!!! you're hard to catch that way....
>>685051082
not marie rose anon
>>685051143
you'd give her PTSD
>>685051209
i wouldn't know sorry
Thread people help, they're very nice
>>685051053
>A soft night
I...what? Dont confuse me man
>>685050890
Sis. What is a love bird?
>>685051286
Fuck.....
>>685050506
good story, thanks marie rose
>>685051209
claim your waifu and join us
>>685050890
She's a cockatiel
>>685050499
You got an 80% on your test? Good job!
tomorrow is only Thursday ;-;
>>685051373
you got me there...touche yuuko
>k
>>685051323
I mean i do have a certain "anime character i like" but idk how to get my hands on reaction images of said character... pic unrelated
>>685051373
Triggered
>>685050890
One Love Bird? I thought they only came in pairs?! Was I lied to?!
>>685051459
Forgot pic again!
>>685050649
They're just kind people with nice art. Nothing is wrong with you, Sir.
>>685051476
google. or booru's
>k
>>685051382
Glad you asked
>>685051459
Cool
>>685051470
You should enjoy this bird as well.
>yuuko
You motherfuckers are cancer, kill yourselves. Waifu claiming? does it fucking matter? you lonely motherfuckers i hope you all die of cancer along woth your family and if you have baby siblings i hope they are raped and molested
>>685051476
I just used google images.
You have a character you like so there's a start. I didn't even know who the fuck marie rose was untill I was looking for some character to use here
>>685051644
it's a cutie. i like how big it's eyes are!!
>>685051588
Check'd and qt as hell. What's your waifu from?
>>685050649
Happens to almost anyone who cares to stay here longer than a few threads. Just find your waifu or significant other and join in
>>685051476
Skim the show and get screenshots, google it, booru's. There should be pleny of material out there
>>685051644
Oh god its adorable!
>>685051592
What happened.
>>685051644
Adorable
>Mirai
>>685051644
kitties will eat the bird >:^)
>Mugi
>>685048944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_1RBk0xWs
>>685048944
Imma shove that up yo ass https://youtu.be/QTcf0ujFG7A
>>685051739
NoW thAts EdgY.
You call us lonely but we're actually talking to people we call friends. What are you doing right now? You hope we die of cancer? Same. Then I can join your grandmother in hell.
Do you really want to do this shit?
>>685051082
I'm part of /notlonely/ as well.
Anyone else the same height as their waifu? I only realized that I am yesterday.
>>685051552
No, i'm just that cruel.
it just bonded with me instead.
>>685051962
These little shits are pretty tough.
It's 50 / 50
>>685051382
Kek, I know you meant the nickname. How are you Rikka?
>>685052024
I'm roughly the same height as mine.
>>685051964
>>685051994
Thank you.
>>685051962
My cate
>marie rose
>>685052024
you lucky duck...tell me the secrets....
>>685051739
My niece was molested.
>>685051739
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
The next tarantula I get is going to be a Brazilian Black.
>>685051885
>>685051745
>>685051615
CLAIMED C:
>>685048944
I want Grace Randolph to mother my children,
I want to come home late from my dead end office job, and see her sitting by the fire reading comic books with my son and daughter, I instantly feel better because although my career might be going nowhere, I've met the love of my life.
As she sees me coming in the door, her eyes light up, and a warm smile spreads across her face, she's trying hard not to look silly but she can't help it, she runs to me and we embrace, the feeling of her head against mine, and her warm, loving body so close makes me feel like all is right in the world. Strands of her beautiful blonde hair are lying across my face, and it smells like fresh vanilla, I can faintly hear her pure, compassionate heart beat against my chest.
"I love you" she whispers.
She looks towards our children, their faces are the perfect combination of hers and mine. "Who wants to watch Batman vs Superman?" She asks them. They cheer and run from the couch towards us and hug our legs.
>>685051962
>>685052176
Pussy
>>685050862
Lmao everyone is a black sheep but we all love each other deep down inside. Only myb2 best friends know I go here. 1 says he doesn't fuck with 4chan and the other is too afraid because he thinks we're nothing but hackers
>>685050977
Been lurking?
>>685051053
Plenty of Lazer tag mang
>>685051075
Jojo is a really masculine show
>>685051143
We all do
>>685051644
>
Super cute!
>>685052202
You sick bastard
>>685052242
Never a wrong choice.
I should hang out here more often 8^)
>>685052242
Get an Euathlus sp. red
>>685052460
Yep.
>>685052019
b8'd
>>685052024
She is a little shorter than me which is perfect. I just wanna give her piggy back rides.
>>685052066
Dont make fun of me Maki! I am alright just got back from another easy day of work. I am stuck in a stupid rut...any tips or ideas how to change that? How was your day btw?
>>685052460
Frenemy of the state
>>685051962
My dogs will eat your cat ',:^)
>shinoa
>>685052059
And one of my cats doesn't have its front claws (not my decision don't get triggered) so it might not even be 50 - 50
>>685052176
I love cats with long fur
Pretty kitty
>>685052361
Yes
>>685052281
Ayy there you go. Warning that sometimes these tgreads get cancerous
>wuv you qt xd xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox
So I'll usually only be active around nighttime because of that.
If you're into that cutesy stuff than hey. Good for you. Have fun. Just warning you. Sometimes threads get like that
Well. Whalecum to our community
>>685052540
By her sister, not me.
>>685052202
Hope she's fairing well.
>>685052281
Well fuck I don't recognize her. Where's she from?
Welcome to the ride that never ends. Laugh at the shitposters and talk to the others about whatever you feel like. Have you been lurking for some time?
>>685052583
Yes, yes you should. Are you eurofag?
>>685052707
I'm more of a dog person. Pic related is my puppers.
The cate is my fiancée's
yotsuba claimed
>>685052540
I'd really like to get a Goliath Birdeater, but I don't have the space of money to get one yet.
>>685052623
I just got a spiderling of that species today.
>>685052024
She's 156-158cm, I'm 170cm.
Sad.
so cats or dogs? /waifu/ pro tip its cats
>>685052675
Fuck, I'm too weak for that. But I'll do it for her anyways, out of sheer force of will.
>>685052184
Huh? Do you mean with loneliness?
>>685053056
>being 5'5
Stop being so adorable.
>>685052684
The one in the back doesn't mind dogs at all but the one in the front (the one without claws) will run like hell when it sees a dog
>>685052675
>>685052976
I'm a hardcore cat person but there are some dog breeds I'm ok with
Nice puppers btw
>>685053179
yes!!!!
>>685051373
>not marie rose anon
You're not lonely. You have all of those nice bug traps. There must be a thousand bugs for you there
>>685053108
Arthropods are the best.
>>685053108
Both are good!
>>685052886
She is. Thank you.
>>685053371
I had one of those stick paper bug traps in my cabinet once when I lived in an apartment with a roach problem.
It was literally covered with dead roaches the next day.
>>685052927
Meifon Sakura from a hardcore lesbian anime called Valkyrie Drive, quite tomboyish character.
Yep, Eurofag.
Holy shit finding the right image for every reply is difficult o.O
>>685052623
Welcome to the thread! Enjoy your stay cause you're stuck with us forever
>>685052675
Hello there frenemy! What's up? Super cute gif
>>685053247
My dogs wouldn't attack unless I say the secret word
>>685052707
I'm fine with declawing.
Hard as hell to find these days.
Hope i learn how. It's interesting you have to actually remove a bone.
>>685052813
NICE....
>>685053014
hello again. i miss you often.
>>685053024
You have a great hobby. Ever think of finding work in similar scenarios?
>>685053371
Everything i love only hurts me in the end...
>>685053558
Forgot pic again!
>>685051462
Congratulations. You can read a calendar.
>>685051644
Nice bird. Is it loud?
>>685052628
Ohhh you really got me dude
![[ BOOP ] the [ SNOOT ].png](https://i.imgur.com/PEg28aJ.png "[ BOOP ] the [ SNOOT ].png")
>>685053552
>>685053108
Both.
>>685053558
That's good to hear, man.
>>685053558
Oh nice. Free foodm you can eat like a new yorker for a day
>>685053627
Wrong person?
>praise the sun
>>685053559
Most of the people here have hundreds of reaction images and gifs of the same character.
You should make a folder and download a shitload of images in your free time.
>>685053351
I don't really have any tricks. I'm just hardwired in that way. Solitude allows me to flourish. it's like food to me. It always has been.
>>685053921
>Still alive
I'm off to bed. Night everyone!
>>685053179
Youre a good man. Lift her with all your might no matter what!
>>685053617
Just got out of work waiting for my paycheck now. Other than that nothing much! Practicing drums a little. Whats up with you? Super smug pic
>>685053921
How's the food?
>>685053108
cats of course
>>685053559
where about in eu do you live? britfag here
>>685054014
you sure about that? you look a little bit dead
>rattle
>>685053983
so you're just good at not being lonely?
shit...
>>685053644
It's dead.
>>685053869
No, i love the bug zappers
>>685053921
>>685054106
im dutch pls no h8
I'll be gone for a while, gonna get some stuff for my folder. Do whatever you want with this image.
>>685053921
Something I thought you may be able to use.
>Shiro
>>685050506
Fucking kek'd
>plastic on the bed
This is where you should've left man
>she shoves the beads up my ass
>fucking rips them out as fast as she could
You mean like the way you start a lawnmower engine? Fuck man looks like she had her bit of fun. Did you ever hear back from her?
>I shit
>I puked
>I jizzed
You cried?
Goddamn man didn't you say you didn't want it? She did basically rape you
>>685053559
>a hardcore lesbian anime
Say no more, you had me there
>finding the right image for every reply is difficult
Don't worry about that image folder, it fills itself after a while. Shiki has 1600 pics or something and I'm at 420
>insert hilarious meme
>Yep, Eurofag.
Ah you're one of the few eurofags here along with me and Homura. Nighttime is when the threads go fast but it's pretty calm today. Daytime Europe threads are slow as shit
>>685052460
>Lazer tag
Always wanted to do that. How was it?
>>685052675
Haha, I'll try not to. A rut you say, well sometimes blasting music until you forget your woes or cleaning the house helps.
Not a bad day, classes were a breeze and went for a light run, now I'm here.
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>685053627
I was thinking that if I move into a bigger place I'd restart the tarantula rescue society that used to exist here in the city.
>>685053692
Spiders, roaches, and moths specifically. Millipedes are also pretty cool.
>>685053617
>secret word
>>685054318
Shit.
>>685054334
I appreciate this.
>thanks
>>685054328
Farewell
>yuuko
>>685053627
Declawing causes the claws to grow back crooked and injure the cats paws, making them unable to walk without extreme pain.
It's literally crippling a cat so you can have them more "safe to work with."
>>685054346
She was already handcuffing me when I noticed the plastic. We were standing in her door way fingering and shit.
Yes. Just like you'd start a lawn mower. That's how I'll describe it next time I tell the story. Thanks.
I still cry tl this day about it. But yes. In the moment I cried.... i lost everything man... everything
Why the fuck would I call her back? Lmao. I'm scared of her
