Waifu claiming thread.
>too lazy to write rules edition
Claim your waifu and discuss
Megumin claimed~
>>685042126
Oh? Who might that be?
It's a small world, maybe i know them.
>>685041842
Ya it's pretty good now. Thread is very compfy.
A nice place for everyone no?
claimin
I'm gonna try to sleep again, wish me luck
later gators
Obligatory claim.
>>685042365
Goodnight~
>>685041591
Yeah, and same with breathing. And foot prints
>>685042365
See you in a while, crocodile!
Curie claimed
>>685041541
No, that's totally perfect, thank you
>>685041566
Bad luck my dude
>>685041710
I either drop a series midway through (as is the case with 90% of the ones I watch) or I watch literally everything I can
Claimed
Renge's daily survey says:
What temperature do you like in your house?
I'm generally happiest at about 70F/21C
>>685042365
Hopefully you'll have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Konata.
>>685042365
Goodnight~
>claimed
Kotoura claimed!
How is everybody?
>>685042282
Yes! Everyone here is extremely nice. It seems like a completely separate entity from /b/!
>>685041421
im pretty good, how are you?
>elttar
>>685042282
I doubt that.
Kyouko claimed.
>>685042365
Goodnight cutie.
Akiko claimed
>>685040398
Hey Anon, I don't have an intensify image yet
Can I make a request?
>tfw can make full 3D game but no idea how to make gifs
>>685041435
No, this happened tonight. Could've been I was talking about salmon before though, I remember eating some last week too
>>685041591
I have no idea what the fuck it was or what the fuck it did but I'm glad it seems to be out of my system. It's possible I was just imagining the pupils since I was panicking and hallucinating
>>685042196
At the moment I feel fine, a bit earlier slightly less so. Read my replies above
>>685042533
72F is the only correct option
>>685042365
Farewell reptile
>>685042717
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vat is zis? Adolf show me zis.
>>685042596
Normally yes, until the shitposters come along. I'm doing pretty well, how about you?
>>685042365
Night Konata, sleep well!
>>685042452
How you been hand?
>>685042781
Maybe that was the case, it was some hella deja vu going on, though.
>>685042895
Yuuko.
>>685042533
18C/64F
>>685042596
I'm doing fine~
Still doing fine~?
>>685042533
About the same actually
I'm bored
>>685042365
Sleep TIght!
>>685042492
>Footprints
Whelp... im not sure you can avoid those. But standing naked and invisible in the middle of the street must be an interesting experience.
>>685042781
What matters is that you survived and you seem to be perfectly fine now!
>And maybe your body built some tolerance to a random microorganism
>>685042895
Tell me, what do you know about The Minotaur?
>>685042452
Tell me. I must know.
>>685042991
>64F
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU GOING
It got 68F in my house and it was too cold for me to handle
>>685042991
Yes! Thank you for asking!
>>685042921
This is a waifu thread!
>>685042954
I'm great! How was your day?
>>685041541
Do you mind doing this image?
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>>685042954
I've been well, Renge. Just living life the best I can really, you?
>>685043143
Eh...
>>685043397
Pretty slow, work was the usual slog, but I'm doing well. What have you been up to all day? Also I don't know that we've spoken before (I can't keep track of what I say even irl) so if we haven't, hello!
>>685043236
You're so high and i love it.
>>685043397
vat is waifu?
>>685042685
>>685041566
Pretty good. Seem to have caught a slight cold though.
Already feel like i'm mostly over it though.
>>685043567
Do me this kindness.
>>685043745
>tender loving rattle
>>685043567
Same my man, just the same
>>685042533
My house is really fresh, its always colder than outside but I think coats are comfortable so I like it. 13C/55F
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>685042781
god damn dude, sounds like a rough time. I had something like that a couple months ago from a really badly contaminated cinnamon roll. Almost had to go to the ER. Glad you're doing better now though!
>>685043640
I'm just posting Mikan is all.
>>685043393
I like the cold~ I'm sweating my balls off when It's 70F!
>>685043397
That's great! Got any hobbie, new friend?
>>685043986
Adorable
>>685042170
dis one pls
>>685043128
Well, there are certain situations it would be best to be naked during <3
>>685043620
Oh! Hopefully, tomorrow is better for you at work!
Nothing much, I'm using a vacation day to sit at home and do nothing!
No, we haven't really spoken before! Thanks for asking!
>>685043693
It's basically Japanese for "Wife" or something. It's a thread where you post pictures of your favorite anime character and talk.
>>685044111
Check'd.
>>685043997
Thank you! And yes, I like to draw/paint and play video games when I'm not working!
>>685043986
Cute.
>>685043947
Glad to hear it, man.
>>685044111
Yes you are.
>>685044302
I FORGOT THE PICTURE AGAIN!
I'm a huge mess, sorry!
Claiming Yuuki
>>685044181
Like what? Watching sports such as female volleyball?
>20/20 waifu claimed
Hello, all
>>685044302
favourite?
>>685043997
I don't know how the hell you can tolerate it being that could in your house but it's whatever I guess
~74F is too hot for me when it comes to my house
>>685044314
The worst part about that picture is the fact that I know the deviantART account that made it.
>>685044111
Trips confirm.
Too adorable for her own good.
>>685044314
Why will you not tell me?
>>685044525
Damn, that's crazy.
Just some vore shitposter I took a picture with.
>>685043997
>when it's 70f
Never come to California in the summer I guess lol
>>685044478
Spell it however you like! I just spelled it "favorite" because that's how I'm used to spelling it.
>>685044671
bubblegum
>>685044620
Just shut up and hug me
Working claim. How is everyone
>>685044756
nonono, vat yuo mean with favourite?
>>685044302
Drawing... I was never good at that~
What's your job~?
>>685044391
Yuuki~ How are you friend?
>>685044499
>check'd
To each their own~
>>685044692
Never planned to~
I want to go to cold countries like Norway!
>>685044673
It's not even a shitposter. It's some 13 yr old doing it un-ironically.
>>685044840
It isn't safe to approach wild animals.
>>685044461
~~~Male volleyball~~~
>>685044671
Galko!
>>685044988
Oh god.....oh god..............
ayyy youre up for some shots negguh
>>685044840
Yuuko.
>>685045011
Fran!
>>685044943
I'm fine~ How are ya Rory?
>>685045089
I'm done for it
>>685045218
*down
>kill me
Boat girl claim
>>685044955
That's alright!
I work as a nurse!
>>685044944
The one you like the most.
>>685045083
She also thinks that two women can make a baby and that sex is one bellybutton absorbing another bellybutton or something like that.
>>685044473
I shall notice you. How has your day been friend?
>>685044955
tfw it was 90 today and it's not even June yet
>>685045218
Been better, been worse.
>>685045117
How are the babies?
>>685045089
Nah mate
>>685045296
Wat?
>>685045499
Tfw it's still 40 and it's almost June
>>685044302
Thanks my dude. If I didn't have such a horrible wanderlust and a bizarre sense of integrity that prohibits that sort of thing for me, I'd totally do just that. And you're quite welcome.
>>685044314
Do you work, hand?
>>685045499
>>685043997
My house gets chilly at 65F.
I turn it up to 70F when it gets cold.
I guess I'm more used to the heat than you because I live in California.
>>685045011
Oh... personally I wouldn't even have much interest in that but whatever floats your boat. Lemme see what else would invisibility make interesting. Randomly poking people to see their reactions should be fun.
>>685045296
Teach me your ways, adorable domain creature.
>>685045089
I'm going for it, don't look at it.
>>685045675
Well yeah.
Why do you ask?
>>685045579
They're okay.
I like it at 50 F
Claimed
>is it safe?
>>685045773
>poke
>>685045296
A nurse? That's awesome friend!
>>685045499
Oh god.. I'd die if I ever go out when it's 90 ;-;
>>685045546
Having an usual day then?
>>685045728
I'm a Canada-fag
Must be why I'm used to the cold~
>>685045579
You live somewhere in the northern midwest I'm guessing, assuming you live in the US at all. Cause back when I lived in MI that was pretty common around this time of year.
>>685045728
I have to keep the ac set to 70 when I sleep, anything above that is too hot for me. Also nice, where at? Santa Clara here.
>>685045954
Well, hello, my dear. Do you remember me?
>>685046021
That picture is not accurate for your emotional state right now.
>>685045773
Or shouting insults
>>685045854
That's good to hear, has Miaa finally chilled out?
>>685045954
Never
>>685045788
I don't know, there's not much I can really teach you....
>>685046133
y-you're right....
>>685046169
Teach me anyways.
>>685044955
Not too shabby, about to watch some Heavy Object. You?
Hestia is Bestia
Hestia claimed.
The mall, the mall's park and playground and Main event's Lazer tag was fun. We spent most of it on the punching machine.
How's everybody?
Claiming
>>685042170
>>685045408
Much appreciated. It's been slow and well. After my drunken fiasco last night, woke up around 3pm and cleaned my entire living quarters. Took longer than expected. What about you?
>>685046099
Same here. Anything above 70 gets me breaking a sweat. I live in South Hayward.
>>685046089
Thanks!
>>685046247
Well, what do you want to learn?
Unfortunately, you've been cucked. Look at her go.
>>685046236
Crying is good, c'mere and let it all out.
>>685046358
Pillows.
>>685046169
What's the appropriate way to shift a baby out of dystocia, non-surgically?
>>685046422
Whatever you can teach me.
Oh, and this. >>685046474
>>685046387
Oh just been chilling on here all day watching second season of Non Non Biyori on side. Weird question, but would you like for me to make a vibrating gif of your waifu? Here's an example of my work. Don't feel like it'll bother me either, it's very simple.
>Shiro
>>685046375
I used to go to Main Event all the time when I was younger. We'd stay late so the lazer tag would be only us, again and again. Billiards were great too.
>>685046464
>that pic
please....i-i don't want to start again
>>685045788
You said you are someone who cares, there are not many who know me who do care, so which one are you? I must know.
>>685046099
I live in the hearts of fans nationwide!
And in Wisconsin
>>685046236
o shit waddup?
>>685046297
Nice! I'm about to sleep actually. gotta babysit my sis all day tomorrow
>>685046422
Anytime~
Toyosatomimi no Miko claimed
>>685046089
Where I grew up in CA got even hotter than where I live now, hottest temp I've ever been in during the summer was 120, but that only happened once. Other than that it typically was anywhere between 95-105 where I grew up during the hotter months.
>>685046422
>south hayward
I'm so sorry. But damn there are a decent number of Bay Area posters in these threads. Koko lives like 15-20 minutes away from me and then you're just up the south bay.
>>685046794
Nice, I gotta couple friends that live there.
>>685046694
Sorry... if it cheers you up remember there is more waiting for you for when you are recomposed.
>>685046672
Hmm...sure I could use one for when I've been drinking too much. Will this work?
>drinking intensifies
>>685046673
My friends and i still go just for Lazer tag and the punching machine. We're too grown for points and prizes...
>>685046787
I care beautiful
>>685046474
>>685046577
Usually, changing position should work. It changes how much room the baby has to be born.
>>685046672
Please see >>685043397
>>685047020
Oh shit. Nobody stalk me please.
>>685043745
get better then
>rattle
>>685046375
hey smug
im fine how are you?
>>685047114
You think that until you see the plush radio for 10,000.
>>685047186
You don't know me.
>>685047234
Everything went better than expected?
>>685047196
Thank you kindly, adorable.