Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
>>684685326
>implying anime is a 4chan website
Different early claim
claimin
I'm sorry, that was a bad idea.
Waiting for Shiki QOTT.
Reposting from last thread
Anybody else /sick/ here?
Got wind of an ear infection, hurts like hell but at least I have an excuse for laying in bed all day.
gotta moderate a gmod server im staff on, so i shall declare my lurk
Akiko claimed
>>684684909
Can't wait
>>684685018
low quality bait/10
>>684685067
Just ask? If you've been together chances are she already has some idea of what you like. And open communication is key. She might look at you a bit weird but unless she's super vanilla she wouldn't make a big deal out of it, right? I got my ex into it no problem after bringing it up casually and some fooling around. She once begged me to fuck her ass. Good memories man
>>684685224
Thanks Galko, can't say a bad thing about yours either
>>684684909
>>684685413
>I'd rather talk about fetishes than drama and hugs
This guy gets it
I need my hair thinned badly
>>684685629
I've been busy. I'll get to your question at some point.
>Vigil
>>684685224
>>684685628
Don't be sorry qt
<3
>
>>684685413
Butt stuff a best, what's left to discuss?
>>684685545
By 4chan standards, it's meh
>>684685669
Noticed
>>684685584
WafuWaifu
Had to make a new one since I forgot all my old account details.
>>684684951
Your secret is safe with us, friendo
QoTT: What fetish would you guess that your waifu has?
Shiki obviously has a mind for bloodplay.
>>684685677
>she once begged me to fuck her ass
HNNNNGH
>>684685898
If lesbian is a fetish then that
>Mugi
>>684685669
ey tony
>>684685898
Gets touchy feely.
Milinda claim.
>>684685898
>
>>684685898
>guess
I don't need to guess
>>684685898
hehehe im pretty sure the show straight up says she is and bdsm dominatix wich is why i looooove her sooo much in fact its hard to go an hour without looking at a pic of her
>>684685898
Geez, maybe bondage because of her history but shit, probably not much
Claimed.
Also, is it bad that I havent seen GoT?
>>684685894
Can't find you, prolly cause it's new.
Add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ruga-chan/
>>684685898
Probably something related to food, I don't know much on those type of fetishes tho, hopefully nothing too gross.
>>684685898
Butt stuff and smothering.
>probably
>>684685672
Sucks for you bro
I'm as healthy as can be, I barely ever get sick despite biting my nails and living in a debatably uninhabitable building
>>684685898
incest
>>684686053
Probably my best memory of her. I like that petite redhead. Too bad the flame faded out. She was a cold bitch by the end of it and dumped me by text after i had just left her house.
Quick question /waifu/ is anyone here on lexapro by pure luck?
>>684686120
Yeah I wasn't sure how to word it.
>>684686212
Why would you watch that terrible fanfiction?
>>684685898
I'll take a gander and say domination.
>Best idol claimed
>>684685758
No worries, great to know you still remember it.
>>684685898
Just being Madoka's slave I guess... but maybe thats because MM threads nowadays are all about sex between the characters.
>>684686265
so i wasnt sure do you want to be a sex slave our own theme?
>>684685898
Cinnamon roll too precious for this world, too pure
lol what is a fetish
>>684685898
She does have a bit of a power streak. Something like that, I imagine.
Talking about waifus. Unheard of.
Holo claimed again. She's the best
>>684685898
>guess
I'm pretty sure everybody here already knows the big one.
>>684685898
i want to lick her hooves
or fork in anus
>>684685677
It's our 6 month anniversary past tomorrow and I'm gonna try to have her dress in a short skirt + kneesocks and fucker her raw, or something.
We already talked about this little fetish of mine, just weirded out cuz, apparently, she has no fetishes (that she has told me, at least)
>>684685898
Ikaros most likely has a sex slave fetish like the other anon, but she being her master's slave, instead of her having a slave of her own.
I dunno, really
>>684686687
Touching?
>>684686691
>>>/trash/
>>684686212
I don't give a shit about GoT
I AM waiting on Rick & Morty season 3 though :-;
>>684686292
>Redhead
Dude are you me?
But seriously though dumping you OVER TEXT as you just left her house is fucked up
>>684686782
>really late reply
>>684684146 (shizuru)
hey shizuru im pretty good
how are you?
>>684686824
I just keep hearing so much good about it from my normie friends
>>684686781
Is touching a fetish? Like touching in general?
>>684686691
dont normal do this on this thread but kys
Best waifu right here
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684686246
Added! Don't expect me to be on too often, but obviously you can always tell me to log on if you see me. Shit you've done quite a bit of stuff on Steam!
>>684685898
Rory would have to have a fetish for watching killing. Not doing it, just watching.
Either that or stockings/leg stuff.
>>684686588
>Talking about waifus. Unheard of.
I'm probably going to recycle your old question too.
>>684687069
I don't know she seems very excited about it.
>>684686373
Makiiii!
>>684685898
Not really sure she'd had one.
help i need attention
>>684687089
my waifu > yours
>>684687329
>gives attention
>>684686824
>Rick & Morty
This guy knows what's up.
>>684687217
Ayy Milinda! How ya doing?
perfect french girl of my dreams claimed
how are you guys, winning streak ended for world of tanks, i already punched a second hole in my door.
>>684687406
>>684687329
>is this what you want
>>684687329
no :^(
>>684687536
My boy
>>684687536
Not good... :/
I will tell you about it later. I have to go for a few hours. I will be back soon
>Glad I at least got to see you <3
>>684687871
>>>/mlp/
They'll accept you more there
I am back from mall that i got kicked out from with the squad. Hello everyone! Did I miss anything?
>>684688048
Sick fetishes.
>>684686711
>she has no fetishes
She's either lying or she just hasn't found out yet but everyone has one
>>684686824
Yea she was a cute little bitch. She was super dominant, but I'm neither submissive nor dominant myself. I didn't obey her and she couldn't stand that. I was always under the impression she wanted a dog and not a boyfriend.
Short version of breakup
>be me
>gf calls me to come over
>go over and hang with gf
>she says literally nothing save for the bare minimum
>She goes to sleep super early, I follow
>try to ask her what's wrong, silence
>next morning the same shit
>think about every possible thing I could've done wrong
>we used to be tight as shit, eveyone knew us as "anon and femanon"
>Time for me to leave
>kiss her cheek, say goodbye
>leave and wonder what's wrong
>waiting for bus 100 metres from her house
>get text
>literal translation: I don't feel anything anymore so it's pointless to continue our relationship
>like some kind of text you send to your classmate when discussing a group project
>just like that it was over
>I'll try to fix things later but now discussing it with her is pointless
>somehow don't feel sad at first
>it hits me 3 days later when I completely break down
>I don't think I ever recovered
To this day my only regret is not looking her in the eyes one last time
>>684688048
Galko found his fetish :^)
>>684685898
>
>>684685628
Fucking great claim anon
>>684688048
Hey there smug bastard
Nothing too big, a fetish discission and I have an ear infection
>>684688048
Fetish stuff.
Megumin claimed~
>I have seen Hell
>Children's birthday party are the worst
>>684688048
You little rebel you
>>684688418
Do tell!
>>684688418
wife material.
>>684688418
I have 7 cousins, I sometimes choose to go to those birthday parties. Always a horrible choice.
>>684688036
Will you be waiting for me?
question can a fetish be weird i mean you dont choose your fetish so its not like you are doing it on purpose
>>684688179
The feels are spreading, reminds me of my ex too D:
>>684687673
Hopefully it's released some time this summer.
>Probably not though
>>684687832
Sorry to hear that Milinda, I'll be all ears. See ya then~
>>684688048
Dank fetishes.
>>684688418
How old are we talking?
>>684688697
>>684688794
Of course is can be weird, so can a person despite them not choosing to be the way they are.
>>684685326
Imma spend some time in america
DUBS STYLE!
>>684688418
No shit
>>684688179
That ending kind of reminds of this "relationship" I had with this redhead I had in 7th grade (relationship in " because it was 7th grade)
We thought each other was cute at first so we "got together" then fast forward 6 months later she "breaks up" with me at the end of the school day and at first I was just like "well I should've known it wasn't going to last. that was stupid." then that same night I was crying a bit
>>684688172
Went to last thread to see yoy mean. Oh my~
>>684688208
>>684688273
>>684688378
>>684688829
Went in last thread. Oh my~
>>684688418
I was crowned cheese queen but a bunch of kids at my aunt's birthday party. Was it that bad?
>>684688968
That's not very comfy of you
>>684688794
Yes it can. The unusual is weird. People consider stuff they don't know frightening and disgusting, so the less know a fetish is, the more likely it is to be considered weird.
>>684688257
Thanks, friend.
>>684689165
Yeah...
>>684688668
Thank you anon~
>>684688829
We're talking about 5-7 years old
>>684688682
Never a good idea
NEVER
>>684688644
A normal birthday party of children
Children running around the house, screaming at the of their lungs
I have a headache now~
>>684689165
Can't be worse than yours~
At least the kids left me alone~!
>>684688644
Mall had a movie theater in it and we acted out civil war. I was spiderman. It was worth it
>shinoa
>>684688036
Hey other me!
>>684689513
die
>>684689473
Hey there other... me!
I have an ear infection, found a copy of Windows 98 on a floppy disk and my cat is licking the air. How's your day been?
"Eight Legs"
"Seven Vaginias"
>>684689619
Anyone seen Yui? I still need to finish his ms paint and don't have the picture he wanted it based on.
>>684688976
>>684689189
yeah humans suck so judgmental
>>684685326
best girl coming through
>>684685898
Mutilation, Blood, Cuts, Abusive, Domination, etc
>>684689857
Nothing wrong for calling it like it is (and there is a lot of weird stuff out there), key being how you react to weird people.
>>684690065
wrong with*
>>684689984
Hey there Chara
haven't seen you in a while
I have to leave for a bit.
Bye.
>>684690228
See you later, Gold.
>>684690202
Oh, Yotsuba anon! Rich coming from you when you were even less here!
How are you?
>>684690228
cya qt!
Nui Harime did nothing wrong
>>684689165
What's yours :^)
>>684689389
Ahh right when they become little shits. I commend you.
>>684690228
See ya.
>>684689332
I ain't judging. We all have our kinks
>>684689389
Can't be bad if you enjoy it. Being cheese queen was pretty fun
>>684690228
Take it easy now
>>684689744
If the floppy disk has any .wav .exe or .wma that come with the system smash that shit
Or sell it on eBay
>>684689957
This guy gets it.
>>684690330
I've been doing good, mostly lurking around /r9k/ and playing WoW. You?
>>684690473
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and hand holding
>>684686928
>Late replies are fun!
I'm alright.
>Rattle
>>684690712
>>684686928
>
>>684685326
late claim of best girl!
>back from getting snacks
>>684690518
I couldn't find anything like that, just a clean install of '98.
Now I need to find that fossilized computer that was lost in time.
>>684687196
I would be too if I was near her.
>>684690228
Bye.
>>684690473
Yeah, my ears are still bleeding, friend ;-;
>>684690504
At least you enjoyed it~
>>684690711
Dude, hand holding while doing it is literally the best part of the act~
>>684690633
Good too.
Tried to get counseling, but free healthcare sends me in circles
Long story short
>go to psychological service
>get phone numbers
>call numbers
>get counselling session in 4 month
>go to session
>get same fucking phone numbers from the session
I'm just a tiny bit mad
>>684690711
That's some sick shit
>>684690808
I missed that pic
>>684690704
>>>/s/
>>>/t/
>>>/u/
>>>/f/
>>>/f/
>>>/i/
>>>/t/
the drop d part in Fuwa Fuwa Time is weird as hell
>>684691051
Diagnosed with bipolar type 2 and am now taking light doses of schizophrenia medicine.
Sort of hell, but now I can sleep all day and have an excuse.
>>684691051
Undertale is for edgey lesbian teens
I should know
One of my classmates is one
>>684690711
Ugh. I knew you guys were sick in the head but...that takes the fucking cake.
>>684690888
Did you forget about fucking /m/?
>>684691445
there is no L faggot
>>684691707
underageb&
>>684691415
Got diagnosed with Depression, because of that I am unfit for military
>still have conscription in austria
also maybe dysphoria
I'd also love to talk about my counselor how sex just doesn't work for me. I feel bad anyway
>>684691707
Well, fuck your classmate then. Must be cancer having one in your class. A fight lesbo that is
Waifu
>>684691707
clearly an expert
>>684692149
No.
Stop.
>>684690711
Shinoa please.
>>684691050
Are they also ringing? That shit sucks.
Best ice lurking/people stalking waifu is here.
I better not be getting sick
>>684691888
Actually most of them are edgefags
They play fnaf and underfail and other edgey stuff
The lesbian edgelord literally draws undertale, plays undertale, references undertale, and listens to the soundtrack
Like wtf there is better stuff to do than to draw a gay irish vidya gayme
I frequently troll her by insisting Toriel or however you spell it is a cow.
I constantly call her an edgey faggot
>>684691707
>generalization about a group
>It's true I know because I saw a person like that once
not even bait
so gr7 b7 n7
>>684691050
Tried to teach them double dipping is bad. Went down hill because the fat kid always think he's funny. best of both worlds
>>684691075
;) and can't be that missed out
>>684691728
>>684692336
;)
>>684692434
He isn't here yet
>>684692638
welcome to /b/ friend
>>684692638
wew, sounds rough
But don't worry, it will die off. As soon as the next anime like game appears that catches her eyes she'll draw that the whole time
Trust me on that one, I know enough of those people being in the scene and shit
>>684690711
you fiend! you smug fiend!
>>684692434
omg Mizore hai!
>>684692766
No I'm right here.
>>684692336
They were, fortunately it stopped when I left the party~
>>684692766
>double dipping
>triggered
There's always that kid who thinks he's funny at any given children's party
>>684692638
Her lesbo lover constantly tries to have my babies
Today she slapped my ass
Also she's twisted my nip before
Then the edgelord gets mad it me whenever i say something to her gay lover
>>684690808
<
>>684690712
up to anything?
>rattle
>>684692558
You won't have to go to school...
>you probably know who this is
>>684693222
trips of truth holy fuck
I'm not sure I can believe that but dem trips
>>684692766
what's double dipping?
>>684693222
report it
if you're being sexually harassed things will get done
otherwise smash 'n dash
Sorry to bother again, but I took a bit more than my usual dose of meds and now im feeling actual muscular pain and nausea, should I be worried?
>>684693574
Depends. If you don't mind me asking, what prescription?
>Shiro
>>684693574
what are the meds for? and you are probs fine m8
>>684693574
That depends how much 'a bit' is.
How much do you normally take and how much did you take this time?
>>684692766
I think that pic brings tons of fun, I enjoy it, at least
>You are still sick
>I hope you at least like anal
What the Fuck is this gay foggy bullocks? Where the Fuck are all the lads? All the 4chan-top-banter-bandits? I remember when 4 Chan was great. I remember when being an anon meant something.... then going on 4Chan became "cool" and all you fucking justine Bieber listening mother fucker cunts show up with your faggy Shit and ruin it. True anons - true chans - we hate you.
4chan hates you.
>>684693530
The thing is my batshit crazy teacher sees it and doesn't do anythinh because he's a senile bastard
Also she came up behind me and whispered "you're my bitch"
>>684693715
It's lexapro if Im not wrong
>>684693746
Antidepressants
>>684693755
I took double dose.. I'm a dumbass. It's not that much though.
>>684693429
Yeah but I'd have to take drivers ed AGAIN
>>684693790
>I remember when 4 Chan was great
Yeah right.
>Emi
>>684693103
Hellooo
>Last image stole.
>>684693790
Been here 10 years friend. 4chan was never great. /b/ doubly so.
>>684693809
report is to someone who's not a senile old man
>>684693892
what are the side effects of your meds?
Normally shouldn't be a problem but my meds only make you sleep and hungry
>Chara
>>684693574
Yes, you should be worried. Call your doctor.
>Emi
>>684693978
Wait a sec...
>clicks all the images with trees
*ahem*
You're an idiot.
>>684694343
Wait a sec...
>clicks all the images of boats
*ahem*
toplel
>>684693896
Are you serious? We helped people, we stopped people, we changed things. The meetups, the marches, the stands, the birth of memes, the pranks, its was all glorious! It was great! Now, what... I get to choose a drawing to pretend to love? What the Fuck happened?
>>684694835
You're kidding right? I was part of operation clambake. Even back then it was shitty.
I marched in Seattle. I stood up against Scientology. Honestly, it was the ONLY thing that 4chan ever did to help people.
I had my laughs, made my threads. Then the summer of 2009 came. I'm still here, festering in this shithole hoping for the next gem to pop up.
>>684693892
Don't worry mate, you may experience some unpleasant side effects from overdosing but death is extremely rare and only occurs at extreme overdoses.
