Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Mizore claimed.
>Best waifu
Akiko claimed
Megumin claimed~
>>684693880
kagami claimed!!! how's everyone doing today!?!
how is she when she doesn't surf?
Dropping in for that evening claim.
If you could have a super power, what would it be?
>try not to make it too bullshit overpowered because that just makes for poor fights
>>684692766
>Absolutely Disgusting.jpg
>>684693214
That's good to hear.
>Best idol claimed
>>684694244
I wish for three more wishes
shit
>>684694244
time control or teleportation
>>684693407
Not really. Just getting some reading done and generally being distractable. You?
>Rattle rattle
Kyouko claimed.
>>684694244
Mind-control
Kud claim
>somewhat here edition
>>684693880
>sandworm a cute
>>684693892
what are the side effects of your meds?
Normally shouldn't be a problem but my meds only make you sleep and hungry
>>684694244
A super power... change my body at will down to genetics molecular level
claim
Another early one. Man work seems more boring when its quiet.
>>684694527
Haven't really felt any side effects since I started them so I don't know, for real.
>>684694277
I guess I gotta call the hospital then.
>>684694244
INVISIBILITY AND WALL CLIMBING
Mizore claimed
>>684693880
Eight off OP
My friend being a fat fuck calls me an asshole when this other cuck starts trying to fucking roast me. So i flame this faggot and he gets butthurt and tries harder and since my "friends" are normfags they stand up for him. Then one of the people i actually like (he's oldfag tier, i think he goes on /b/) starts flaming me (he is actually good) and i throw shit back
>i will make a claim i guesd
>>684694244
Does explosions once a day count? If not I want teleportation~
>>684694259
So, how are you today~?
>>684694225
Kagami~ What's up?
>>684693790
ok
>>684693892
Hmm, I've never had the pleasure of being on that antidepressant, as I've only been on zoloft and prozac, but I'm very positive nothing bad will come of it as it's simply an antidepressant.
>>684694225
I've just been chilling here all day and watching anime, how have you been?
>>684694244
Hmm, I suppose time control would be nice. If that's too overpowered, super strength. How goes your day shipmate?
>>684694608
>To late m8
>>684693892
You know your body better than we do, if this isn't normal and it doesn't start to go away after an hour or two or gets worse then go to a doctor. Even if you think its fine and it wasn't that much, doubling the dosage is an overdose and can cause sever side effects.
>>684694598
Do it, an excess of serotonin is no joke
>>684694244
Altering others perception of reality up to a point.
>>684693880
best girl claimed
>can hand-kun be my waifu
>>684694088
hows chillin mizore?
>>684694376
Witnessed.
>>684694598
just read the Package insert then. There ought to stand the side effects
>Mine have sudden death kek
>>684694244
Batman's skills, strength, agility, and build with tony starks' intellegence and wealth
>>684694259
You'd do it to your milinda. Wouldn't you?
>>684694460
Super cute!
>>684693107
Where?
>>684693214
They're the one that gets smart with you and it takes all your willpower not to hit them
>>684693407
Blushing I see?
>>684693430
Say you're having some nacho cheese. You grab a chip and dip it once, take a partial bite and dip the same chip again. Nasty when you're sharing with others. Ok when it's only for you
>>684693788
Works best on the two who are in denial
>liking anal
>that's as bad as liking beastiality :^)
>>684693574
Yes you should
>>684694598
>>684694768
Fuck forget that hour or two thing I forgot to erase that, you don't want to wait around with stuff like this, if you feel you need to go to the hospital go.
>>684694655
heeeyy megumin!!! not too much!!! just got done cleaning, how was your day???
>>684694705
nice!!! sounds fun, i just got done tidying up!!
>>684694598
you should be ok ive taken more then my recommended dose and been fine no big deal :) on a side note i take lorazipam and have been wanting to take one every night but usually fight the urge off is it and addicting drug does anyone know?
>>684694244
Necromancy
ain't nobody gunna fuck with a guy who can raise the dead
>>684694872
It's good.
>Had to mow the lawn today tho
>I'm not here
>>684694941
oh, I see
I usually double dip, but I turn the nacho so the bitten part doesn't get dunked
>>684694768
>>684694836
I'm going to call an ambulance if i can't find sleep and still feel bad in 15-30 minutes.
>>684694912
Mine probably does too, Im going to check the packet
>>684695017
God dammit I'm an idiot.
>>684695150
oh no!
>did you melt?
Penis claimed
>>684694707
>>684694718
Fine
Asuka claim
Yuuki claim. How's everyone?
>>684694601
>>684695153
Plez notice me...
Hello vaguely remembered waifu.
>>684694244
The power to have a girl like me
>>684694649
Who is this faggot stealing my Ramona
>>684695441
>too many real feels for me....
>>684695255
you wot m8
>>684695214
I'm not trying to panic you here and I'm sorry if I have, I just want you to know what could happen with this and that its always better to get help rather than leave it, again you know your body better than we do but don't let that fool you into thinking you'll be perfectly fine.
best cat
how's everyone doing tonight? first time posting here
Pineapple claimed
Sup niggas.
>>684694244
Shapeshifting.
>>684695214
Alright. Probably nothing serious but like I said, mine only make sleepy. In the package insert there should also stand what you need to do in case you overdose.
>My guess is you're panicking and having a placebo effect
>>684695233
Not this time!
>But I did burn a little
>>684695255
I don't blame you for trying, Mizore a great waifu.
>>684695547
???
>>684694358
cool, im just playing some vidyas right now right now
>rattle
>>684694941
no, its not like that
>>684694909
Sup digital man?
>>684694941
>Works best on the two who are in denial
I agree, it's pretty funny
>Not doing both anal and bestiality
Disappointing
>>684695153
>I don't love you
Now we are both lying
>>684694872
>can hand-kun be my waifu
Yuuko already has that.
>>684695595
I'm good, how goes your day newfriend? Don't worry we don't bite.
>>684695685
What ya playing?
>>684695593
The perfect crime.
>>684694244
Superspeed.
>Emi
>>684695674
do you need medical attention?
>>684695677
you took my waifu m8
Why are there no adequately muzzled girls ITT?
Rain Silves, claimed.
>>684694941
Ah yes.. small smartasses are one of the worsts child, along with screamers
>>684695063
Noice~!
>how was your day???
I went to a children's birthday party.. You can already tell how well my day has been~
>>684695290
Hello Yuuki~ How are ya~?
>>684695595
>Don't forget. You're here forever
Hello~ I have a headache..
How are ya~?
>>684695803
>>684695595
>we won't bite
Actually we will chew you up, and spit you out
clmd
>>684695971
Sorry, what?
>>684694244
Mind control or teleporting.
>>684694655
Pretty standard. Went to my classes, played some vidya, and ran some errands. Thanks for asking.
>>684694941
I plead the fifth.
>>684695595
Not bad, how about you m8?
>>684695971
The only person who frequently claims something with a muzzle isn't claiming right now, i thinks.
>>684693880
you win
>>684695803
pretty good i must say, tired but alive.
>>684695951
if all else fails, resort to polygamy
>>684696020
so lots of loud screaming and clowns??? lol
>sounds like a great day!!!!
>>684696020
Eating some Reeses Pieces and watching the Bob Ross stream on Twitch. You?
>>684694244
No refractory period and super stamina.
>>684694655
That would totally count, yeah
>>684694705
Goes pretty well so far, what about you my dude?
>>684695441
Hot damn mugi
>>684695951
Nuh-uh
She wasn't claimed yet
>>684695595
welcome!
i'm doing great what about you?
>make sure you drink enough water
>>684696199
Never!
>especially when my waifu wasn't even his first choice
>>684694244
To have a pet Holstaur
>>684695951
What kind of medical attention?
>Skin grafts?
>>684695660
>>684695593
I checked the paper and stuff and some websites, its insanely hard to die off lexapro(over 1000mg) so i think i safe
Still, shaking and feeling like puking a bit, probably going to call someone.
>>684695156
I sorta do that. Most of the time, I dunk it big and scoop a good amount and move on with the next
>>684695595
Welcome to the thread. Doing good over here in the states. You?
>>684695685
Mmhmm
>>684695703
How could you like both!?
>>684695290
Hello purple haired fellow
>>684696134
I don't think so~
>>684696481
did you end up like this?
>>684696400
I feel like I'm asking for too much
>>684696528
Sounds good then.
>>684696591
oh, that works too!
But yeah, now you see that you can double dip without it being nasty wahaha!
>>684696716
Heya Yuuko
>>684696400
Oh, just have been chilling in here for about five hours and watching anime on the side. Ultra neet life. In the bigger picture though, last week of school, so now I get to become a hyper ultra final form neet for 2.5 months.
>>684696716
Yuuko, I waited for you so I could show you this gif I found yesterday.
>>684696779
Hah. Nice Dio.
Oh, guys. She can kill all your waifus
>>684696359
Do you know if they make Holstaur sex dolls?
Cause i wanna buy one
>>684696716
hey there
don't sign off like that, haha.
hope you're doing well
>>684695971
i'm a furfag myself, but i'm not even aware of anything with a muzzle I'd consider waifu material.
except maybe eliza, but she's got more of a snout.
>>684696720
No, nothing that extreme.
>>684696359
>>684696716
Hey Yuuko.
>>684696591
Hello smuggest of smugs. How's it going?
>>684696591
Watching MonMusu until you wanna bang every species.
>>684696716
Sup, my nigguh?
>>684696528
That's good, yeah make sure you've got somebody else with you for at least until you're feeling better tonight or tomorrow.
>>684696716
>>684696134
I see, hope the rest of the day goes well for ya friend~
>>684696216
Pretty much
>minus the clown
I have a huge headache because of it~
>>684696331
I'm just chilling, thinking if playing vidya is a good idea right now~
>>684696400
Woohoo~
>>684696779
Fucking hell kek
>saving it
>>684695862
super smash bros melee for the nintendo gamecube
>>684696591
no
>>684696815
>why can't i just be loved for once
>>684697287
Nice!
Best super smash.
>>684697185
playing vidya is always a good idea
>>684696939
got anything other than a thumbnail?
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack
>>684697089
What does monmusu have to do with bestiality?
@#684697185
Or maybe a megamin one...
>>684696858
Heya chara, good to see you.
>>684696887
It's a pretty solid gif.
Hello
>>684696963
hello there...ruri?
>>684697026
hello brown mugi hope you're doing great today!
>>684697089
anot much homes just running from social services and waiting for dat sweet reparations.
>>684697093
Moonpie
>>684697287
super smash brothers melee for the Nintendo GameCube
Nice choice
>>684697587
>brown mugi
Why do you trigger me like this.
>>684697017
wooo thank goD!!
how does do?
>>684697287
fite me
final destination
no items
Fox
>>684694244
Ako claim
Teleport edition
>>684697499
>that conversation
>serious
>>684697587
das it mayn!
>Now seriously, how are you doing, beautiful?
>>684697587
Goddamn Nichijou is such a tip-tier anime
Maybe I should watch it again
>>684697758
>>684697287
:0
Desu claimed
>>684697587
Glad to see you too
>btw hand's been hitting on me
>>684698018
>>684697587
>tip-tier
You know what I meant
>>684696716
Hello gorgeous
>>684696858
I'm still calling it nasty
>>684697065
Going fine and loving life. How are you? Is she from SAO? Animation looks like it
>>684697089
That and MGE...
>>684697287
Still in denial?
>>684696591
The world may never know :^)
>>684697185
Likewise boss.
Listen to anything good lately? Need some new music.
>>684697587
How are you Fluffy Hair?
>>684697914
There are people who actually believe liking monster girls is bestiality.
>>684698071
You know you like it.
>>684697456
You're right, gonna play some vidya then
>Nice waifu. new face~
>>684697705
it's all apart of my plan to bring out yellow yui
>>684698258
oh, almost forgot.
Happy birthday!
Great buddy. How are you today?
>>684698018
Can never stop at just the tip *wink*
Glad you enjoy it too
>>684698071
Hands are very good at hitting people.
Hope he didn't hurt you badly.
>>684698144
smug
>>684697456
Good taste anon
>>684698202
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
>>684698254
I'm hooked on the witcher 3's ost right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto
>Why am I boss? You're the bigger MGS player there~
>>684698258
>You know you like it
I never said I didn't!
>Who doesn't like getting hit on?
>>684698360
How are you?
He didn't. Just some nice spanking... <3
Elsa claimed
>>684697185
I may play some WoW in a bit, possibly Rocket League...how's Stellaris going?
>>684698144
Pretty good. Didn't have work today or tomorrow, so I'm pretty happy. Also yep, Konno Yuuki is from SAO. She's in the second season and has her own arc.
>>684698360
>yellow yui
What is this madness.
Best waifu ever is in this video
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684698581
can you believe it's current year and some people still play Falco?
seriously only an idiot would play him instead of Fox
>>684698659
>how's Stellaris going?
Ahaha...
>I'm kill
>I suck at strategy games
At least I'm having fun with it~
>>684697747
Do does fine.
>>684697590
What the
>Dio
>>684698643
A naughty girl like you deserves to be spanked
Great beautiful. Just working a fair bit more.
What's new in your life?
>>684698685
Who knows K-on yuuko
who knows....
>>684698646
I married me a wife, she gave me trouble all my life
>>684698581
did you go to Pound?
>>684698591
Just gotta wait a few years.
>>684699002
good jorb
happy days?
Where is spiderman when you need him?
>>684698897
But Falco is still fun
I play Marth fite me
>>684699040
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
>>684699176
OH SHIT WADDUP?
>>684699018
>K-on yuuko
I need a adult.
>>684698144
Yup. I'm sick, I know. Dragons are just too sexy.
So, how are things, smug?
>Did I ask you that? I can'r remember, I say it so much I lose track
>>684698258
And people believe a "feminine penis" = woman
Ignore them, don't waste your time when you could use it to advance genetical engineering to get Holstaurs.
>>684698360
Thanks man.
I'm good, haven't really done anything of note just like every other day.
>>684698643
He really is good at what he does.
hatman claimed
Miho claimed
>>684699018
Hello Yuuko-chan
>>684699171
Habby dais
>>684698434
>>684698276
aww, thanks...
you too <3
>>684699328
Shit, it was awesome, I got to play H-box who stopped in my town on the way there and again there.
The dude is cool as shit.
>>684698591
This is different for me. Thanks.
>You're the bigger MGS player there~
Nah m8, TPP was practically my first one, Not even going to count GZ.
>>684699176
Oh shit
>>684699150
>pre-orderd by Dio
>my sides
>>684699305
Why? Those aren't sexually attractive~
>>684699410
Well i really do hope you enjoy yourself today.
No longer a teenager. nice.
>>684699460
Miho-chan
>>684699464
can i just say i fucking love you?
>>684699018
>Deserves to be spanked
O-oh my... I didn't realize...
Nothing new here, glad you're doing okay~
>>684699410
He truly is <3
>Chara
>>684699655
TPP and GZ are my firsts MGS games m8
>Megumin
>>684698254
The thread will ',:)
Hope you like instrumental
https://youtu.be/-tWFQ3tChJ4
>>684698360
Qt
>>684698659
Oh shit that's awesome. I dropped SAO in middle of ep 4 s1. Learned that sachi also voiced shinoa
>>684699368
I think you did. Told you I watched civil war and jungle book. I love me kikimora dude. Ain't no shame
>shinoa bro
>>684699693
I mean, you're not wrong.
>Brown Mugi
