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You're in Hogwarts and this guy walks up and smacks your

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You're in Hogwarts and this guy walks up and smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
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>>684198080
>>>/fa/
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>>684198080
Avadakadavara
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>>684198080
Thank him for the gf
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>>684198080
Pull your wand out of your pants, and make clicking sounds like a rat.
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>>684198080
Petrificus Totalus then Langlock
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>>684198080
Cast a paralyse spell on him them start rim robbing his rectum
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>>684198080
Give him the ol 1-2 punch
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>Be me
>Underweight Hufflepuff
>See this badass wizord walkin
>Hits my girlfriends ass
>Dick starts getting hard
>I'm a cuck since hufflepuff
>Don't do anything
>Notices my girlfriend
>I ask badass wizord to fuck my gf
>No ass play though
>Everyone agrees
>Everything getting steamy in the dorms
>Loving seeing my gf getting railed by his wand
>Erection bigger than Hagrid
>Very excited to see it again
>Even hoping Draco joins in next time
>No, hufflepuffs aren't gay.
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>abracadabra
And wait for nothing as a couple of retarded agent types laugh at my plight
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This has to be for a party or some shit

>>684199644
Nice digits
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>>684198080
> cast Imperio on him
>make him suck Hagrids dick in grandhall in front of everyone
>???
>profit
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>>684198080
I would start sucking him off for the calcium.
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>>684199988
This is now a get bread, nice full house.
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