You're in Hogwarts and this guy walks up and smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>>684198080
Avadakadavara
>>684198080
Thank him for the gf
>>684198080
Pull your wand out of your pants, and make clicking sounds like a rat.
>>684198080
Petrificus Totalus then Langlock
>>684198080
Cast a paralyse spell on him them start rim robbing his rectum
>>684198080
Give him the ol 1-2 punch
>Be me
>Underweight Hufflepuff
>See this badass wizord walkin
>Hits my girlfriends ass
>Dick starts getting hard
>I'm a cuck since hufflepuff
>Don't do anything
>Notices my girlfriend
>I ask badass wizord to fuck my gf
>No ass play though
>Everyone agrees
>Everything getting steamy in the dorms
>Loving seeing my gf getting railed by his wand
>Erection bigger than Hagrid
>Very excited to see it again
>Even hoping Draco joins in next time
>No, hufflepuffs aren't gay.
>abracadabra
And wait for nothing as a couple of retarded agent types laugh at my plight
This has to be for a party or some shit
>>684199644
Nice digits
>>684198080
> cast Imperio on him
>make him suck Hagrids dick in grandhall in front of everyone
>???
>profit
>>684198080
I would start sucking him off for the calcium.
>>684199988
This is now a get bread, nice full house.