Round two, here we go!
>DUBS get simple readings from the Hermetic Tarot (1-3 cards)
>TRIPS get detailed readings (up to 10 cards depending on the question and scope of the reading)
>Ask a question, or set a time limit for a general prediction (next week, next month, next six months, etc.)
>Leave a name and a Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie if you don't get special digits.
>Be patient if waiting for a reading!
Let's get lucky.
Bumpn' with god tier music for good measure.
Will this thread had less autism?
Such a good soundtrack. I need to reinstall those games.
Only if you stop blushing for no reason.
Ah, thanks! I'll be fine, though.
So that's how it works!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CURSE
>The High Priestess
The Priestess of the Silver Star
>Upright - Intuition, wisdom and secret knowledge, the feminine side of the male personality. Something remains yet to be revealed, but patience must be observed. Duality and mystery. Hidden influences affect both home and work and intuitive insight suggests new solutions. The influence of women.
Sounds like me on a good night.
But probably not.
Fuck, I just don't want anyone else to die. Adrian had to kill millions, and I had to kill Rorschach, it wasn't fun.
I still don't know if Adrian actually felt bad about it. I couldn't even tell him if he did the right thing.
It's called blood flow
Will there be more fluff?
Way to go, Doc.
Also, could I get a fortune, Reimu-chan? I don't know if you saw it but I had realized that I never had a fortune done by you.
Plenty of it, might as well be. I built this folder recently, after all.
Well...I don't know if I really have those kinds of feelings for her, I just, I guess really care about our friendship. It really really means a lot to me. Before she wanted to be friends, I had kind of been pushing everyone away. I had stopped talking with my old friends I knew in real life, I didn't leave the house unless I had to. The only people I had were my mom, sister, and 4chan. When she pushed me out of my comfort zone and we started talking somewhere not anonymous, something I had never done, I felt happy. Really happy! Those first few months were probably the best I've had in a very long time. Even though I still didn't leave the house, I had someone to lean on and talk to and tell about myself and my life and secrets. Someone who liked me and thought I was cool and made an effort to talk to me. Someine who I could really be affectionate with and actually wanted to talk to, you know? I don't think I've ever really had that, not even with the friends I knew in real life. She just really means a lot to me, which is I guess why the thought of her liking someone else better than me hurts so much, as selfish as that sounds, I guess. I haven't really told her about any of this or me feeling a little neglected or anything, I've tried to be supportive because despite feeling like this, I guess I'm also happy that she's happy. But at the same time I'm still here, and I feel sad and alone, and I can't tell my only friend about it because I don't want to make her feel bad or ruin it for her or come off as weird or obsessive or something. Sorry again for rambling so much, my last post was really supposed to be my last, but it just keeps coming out somehow. Thank you again for talking to me.
Aight Doc. I've got my 37mm rounds loaded with White Phosphorous rounds
Before I take off, you want some dunkin doughnuts?
Looking forward to it
sounds like Adrian wanted protection for the people at any cost.
Nobody is going to be warring here with Manhattan around.
Ah, is that right? Well, I'll do one for you after >>684196222
Speaking of, what's your question, lucky star?
Hmm. What's that silly earth phrase?..."Might makes right!"
Paragraphing. Learn it.
All of the fluff. I actually need to get some Tamamo Cat as well.
Most of the Tamamo Cat stuff I've seen so far has been more or less naked apron related.
Trust me Reisen. I have documented many stories throughout my life. This is an event you can't understand what happened unless you know the details if it was right or wrong.
Reimu, skill resets when? I took kneeling shot, thought I could use skills with it. Oh how wrong I was.
It'll get better. For the sake of your friendship you have to bear this burden right now. The best you can do is try to pour your emotions into something else. Make some art. Make a new friend to keep you company while you wait. Learn a new skill.
Something like that!
Ah, didn't I explain it that way before? Sorry.
Adrian blew up millions of people and blamed it on me, stopping the war. He did this because of his ideals.
Rorschach tried to expose what Veidt did anyhow, which would have resulted in nuclear war still happening. He did this because of his ideals.
I blew up Rorschach, to stop billions from dying. I did this because of my ideals.
I'm not that far in the game yet, sorry. Hasn't come up for me since everything Priests can do is pure awesome.
Makes it very difficult to process what it is you're saying otherwise.
Yeah I should probably check if there's much that isn't that.
What's your question or time limit?
wait for a bit for her to do the tarot reading, if she notices this post.
Oh, so something like "I'm sure whatever you're working at will turn out great, effort is always rewarded".
Thanks Reimu...I just really hope it gets better soon. It feels good to talk about it, I guess I'll be okay like this for a little bit as long as I know for sure it'll get better eventually. And sorry again for my massive blocks of text. Thanks for talking to me again Reimu, I'll head off now.
the odds dont appear to be in my favor.
BASED rng finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Please save me from RNG. And Tanaka. Just saving me from Tanaka will be enough.
Believe me, the doughnuts here are 100x better. They are made with real, fresh dough and fresh chocolate!
Alright, i'm taking off. Tag the target and ill light it up like a light show on LSD
I wear big girl panties I'm not giving up.
Ask me any question you want the answers to. Generally something related to the future, like "will I ____" or "will ____ go well for me?"
There is one way...
time limit: 50 years because that is my life expectancy
question: Does the person I think is my true love really is my true love? Will fate help me be with her?Will we meet again and spend the rest of our lives together. content with each other and the happiness we provide each other.
Don't say that with that image attached.
What's with you coming in to ask me for vague platitudes anyway?
Aah, sounds complicated.
I had no idea the last two times, ahaha..
swiggity swoo get dubbaroo
I will not lower my optimism!
I swear it's like every thread but this one...
You asked three, so here's three cards that represent the answers to each.
>1) Is the person I think is my true love . . .
>Three of Pentacles (reversed)
Lord of Material Work
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Miserliness, missed opportunities through fear of loss, inability to benefit from the advice of others as a result of obstinacy, conceit or prejudice. Effort that yields disappointing results.
>2) Will fate help me to be with her?
>Four of Wands
Lord of Perfected Work
>Upright - The fruits of one's labour, hard work resulting in the successful completion of a project. This is the card of the professional man: an innovator or renowned designer. The establishment of culture, Refinement, charm, attractiveness and splendour. Depending upon the surrounding cards, there is a possibility of romance.
Fate will help you to be with the one you're meant to be with, but depending on how you look at the first card, it might not be her.
>3) Will we (you and girl A) meet again and spend the rest of our lives together, content with the happiness we provide each other?
>Three of Wands (Reversed)
Lord of Established Strength
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Failure to put plans into action. Striving for unattainable goals. Lack of communication between dreams and reality. Failure of a promising looking enterprise. Great plans that do not come to fruition. A retreat from reality into fantasy.
That pretty much settles that it's not girl A. Sorry, but it seems there's someone else out there for you!
Since I skipped you by accident, you get an extra card.
What's your question, hot Mami?
I've been in these threads since 2011, so I'm pretty easy to find. Only Saber here I think, there used to be two of us but then one kind of left...
Finally! Praise the RNG!
i mean third question I guess. I just dont want to die alone and unloved. I am 25 atm, and all I can find is whores and materialistic women at my age. I thought I found my soulmate because she lived in another country, and then she didnt want to be in a serious relationship yet, so I cant tell if she is just being a whore or that she is acting the same way when I was her age(22).
Mah dubs and trips mastery. Maybe I need to take a nap or something.
It's all good lol. Hmmmm....will the jackass that stole my debit card number face justice?
Still weird to think of 2011 as five years ago. That's dedication.
Hard to recall exactly what you said last time but I remember that it lifted my shit mood, thanks again. See you next time, Saber.
One of three. Or four, depending on the conversation.
well everything has a price... Just need to find out how.
Were they blue or red?
Jesus how many of us are there now? I just miss Clare.
I just picked up the doughnuts. Keep eyesight and tell me any movement! I'm about to dive!
You, me, and Clare. I also miss clare quite a bit.
I already tried to sell my body to Reimu. I don't think she's into underage vampire stuff.
I've known Clare for only a brief time but she seemed like a nice person.
>1) Queen of Swords (reversed)
Queen of the Thrones of Air
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Sorrow for the sake of sorrow. A card of wrongdoing as a reply to adverse circumstances. A deceitful, sly, intolerant and narrow minded woman, expert in the use of half truths and quiet slander. A formidable enemy due to her subtlety and sharp intellect.
Well, that might be our perp.
>2) Seven of Cups
Lord of Illusory Success
The description isn't important in this case, Seven of Cups tells me he or she only thought she was hitting the jackpot but will get caught eventually. That's really as far as I have to go, but do you want more anyway?
Keep a grain of salt, but the cards were giving me strong signals that you are way too wrapped up in this one girl to see the opportunities around you.
Some people we're just not right for, no matter how much we might adore them. Best of luck to you, stay hopeful!
Fuck forgot the picture.
I've been posting more than you, madam! Not today, of course, but in general.
She was pretty fuckin cool. One of the more kind people we've ever had.
Tried selling your body? why is everyoine here so indecent?
I'm retired, leave me alone!
A NEET has no opportunities. Thanks to her, I dont find white women attractive, and I feel like I will never find someone who loves me again. thank you though. I will be in these threads now. cheers
Ah, that makes sense. My bank put a hold on my card and cancelled the charge on my account, so it's probably not too long until they get caught. As for hitting the jackpot? Please. I'm not that rich. Otherwise, that should be all. Thanks Reimu-chan!
Because I was hungry and desperate!
I am confused now, which is the real one.
Red is red and blue is blue. There's a clear difference.
But then there's also black and white one.
You're about as retired as Rambo at this point.
Blue is probably the real one, and I'm just a wee figment of your imagination. And hers. Those damn blues...
Don't cry over ashes. What matters is what you can do right now.
Blue is flatter, I'm pretty sure.
Do I need to write a lecture? Because I can.
I just come back when I'm needed or asked for.
You sure about this?
There won't be anything left to apologize to.
I think your target is gone now.
You're like, always needed though. We all need more Fathers in our life.
Red has the nice ass, blue has the ahoge, lilac has the nice feet, white has a loose bun, and black has no ahoge with yellow eyes.
Look, man, try not to think about it too much.
You got dubs. Teehee.
Check'd out my body.
You, wise sir or madam, what's your question?
I can't not do that though.
I guess that means I get another reading, yeah? Alright, I'll go for it again. Don't really have a question in mind though.
You can donate it or just give me a time frame to try and predict.
I wouldn't mind having my future predicted. Who knows? It could be something good! I guess I'd like to see how the rest of the year will pan out.
That's true. What I said was also true. He used a psychic squid, and he used an explosive with my type of energy. The book and the comic both exist.
However, the movie is what I saw to 'tie together' a slice of reality we call ours.
I created that movie, which created my universe, and yours. Then, your universe created the comic and my universe, which created my universe. The comic then created me. Then your universe created the movie. IT makes no sense to you, and very little to me.
I'm probably wrong, but it's what I was made to believe, so how can I stop believing it?
Conspiracy of fate
In order to make Reimu
work too much
Nice dubs. Got a question for me?
Just roll with it, and everything will be fine. The better Saber probably has something for you though.
If he keeps smoking, probably. If not, his chances are much better. Try encouraging him to smoke for the rest of his life.
Right, so as far as my understanding goes there are 4 main characters that resemble Saber. This could easily have changed though, as FGO releases servants faster than I can catch up.
The first of these characters is Arturia Pendragon(which is spelled in one of about 5 ways to make things more annoying), who is a genderbent King Arthur. All of them are genderbent, actually. Arturia is initially blue Saber, and in one of the routes of the VN becomes Saber Alter(the black one). There's also a variant of her called Saber Lily(the white one), which represents a younger version of her. Technically there's a fourth one, as Saber Lion is also her I believe.
The next one is the Saber from Fate/Extra, red Saber. This Saber is Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus(Emperor Nero), and I believe this is the only version of her.
Thirdly, and this is where it gets a little confusing in terms of names, there's Saber of Red from Fate/Apocrypha. She's Mordred, the magically-created child of the blue one.
Finally, there's Sakura Saber. She's the Japanese one, who represents Okita Souji. I don't honestly know much about her, aside from her being in FGO.
The difference between them is most easily spotted by the difference in outfit colours, and people tend to keep them in the correctly coloured outfits for that purpose. Telling Nero and Mordred apart can be a little tricky sometimes I guess because they're both red, but Mordred has a different hairstyle to Nero.
But I was perfectly happy not having to deal with my idiot child.
"Will my summer prove productive?"
Oh, and there's Mysterious Heroine X, which is totally not Arturia. She's this one..
>1) Six of Wands (reversed)
Lord of Victory
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Indecision, fear that one's enemies are engaging in surreptitious activity. Fear about the outcome of a situation. Delayed news or rewards or possibly even bad news.
>2) King of Wands
Prince of the Chariot of Fire
>Upright - A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.
Someone you're destined to meet this year.
Child of the Great Transformers
I think this card exists for the purpose of spooking novice tarot readers.
>Upright - The beginning of a new life. As a result of underlying circumstances transformation and change. Major changes. The end of a phase in life which has served its purpose. Abrupt and complete change of circumstances, way of life and patterns of behaviour due to past events and actions. Alterations.
But Mr. Grim actually just brings great change.
Sorry Reimu~ I'm here now.
So which one is Omega?
I don't want to hear that when you've got that smile on your face.
Sorry, thought someone else replied to you: The soul mate thing is probably not something to focus on, because it's a matter of perspective. If you're still that hung up on him, then you might not have moved on correctly, and probably need to take some time to think about why you've got that hang up. It's been a long, long time, so it might be a good idea to let go of the past and try to find somebody new.
oh shit nigga
One of my friends just broke the Bro Code
mm, that explains stuff, thanks
she and her blade are both a a mystery
Well now you're just my idiot doppelganger. Should I have lumped Jeanne in with the Saberfaces? Because some people do.
Red Saber/Saber of Red/Best Saber is Omega, obviously.
Good luck on your travels mate.
I wouldn't, but it would probably make sense to. Also, you are 4 different kinds of salty. Your words wound me.
I should honestly make a graphical guide, but it'd probably look awful.
Whoa, sorry! I missed you by a mile. Your question is fine, sorry about that.
>1) King of Pentacles (reversed)
Prince of the Chariot of Earth
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - A person who is easily bought, dull, very materialistic and mercenary. He is blind to beauty and hates change as he finds it hard to adapt. He treads a well worn path even if it leads nowhere.
This leans heavily toward "you were right."
>2) The Star
The Daughter of the Firmament
Upright - Fresh hope and renewal. Healing of old wounds. Hope. renewal of faith and hope. Spiritual love. A mental and physical broadening of horizons. Promise and fulfillment. inspiration. Influence over others. Vigour and confidence. Protection.
Then again, the Star is all about renewal and healing.
>3) Princess of Wands (reversed)
Princess of the Shining Flame
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Honest qualities, that may turn to petulance. Someone who believes they are trustworthy, but all the time being unfaithful. A person unable to keep a confidence someone who betrays trust and spreads gossip. The card can also indicate journeys that are delayed or a change of address.
But this brings us back to the negative. Overall I'd say your renewal and healing will come in the form of someone new, not in looking at old paths. It's easy to think it might have been different if you'd just done ____ better, or worked on it a bit more, but in the end you left for a reason and that reason is still there waiting for you if you go back.
Blue Saber only Saber.
Was getting nervous about that last one lol. I'm pretty new to the whole tarot reading thing, so whenever I think "Death" I think, "Oh shit." But seeing as it's signalling new changes, I feel a little bit better. The one thing I'm a bit worried about is the Six of Wands because that is a little bit relevant, though I don't really want to indulge the details. A bit curious who this person is though. Weird thing is it described my personality traits to a T. Weird. Anyway, thanks for the reading, Reimu-chan!
Not getting enough sweet rolls or something?
I thought you were fine just laying there baking in the sun... get it??
That seems like a weird claim when a red sabre is running around~
Shes certainly the fiercest!
Blue Saber only Saber that matters.
I honestly have a deeper connection to Mordred right now than I did before. To be rejected by Arturia q_q
At least somebody knows what's up. Good evening Marisa. What's up?
Hehe. There can be some real spooky similarities in what comes up sometimes.
It's possible I was wrong in my first impression and the King of Wands was you, but I'm told first impressions mean a lot in psychic readings. Plus you already know what you're like, so it's more likely you'll just run into a person you have a lot in common with. It's a king, so he'll have a big impact if that's the case.
There you are! I didn't even have to link you!
It's fine, it's fine. Just don't leave me lonely next time!
I'm sorry i don't know what's up! *scratches her head confused*
The red one is growing on me quite a lot, but she's not a queen or anything like you~
I could get ME-tan for you.. but shes probably sleeping.
I'll try my very best~<3
I'm just playin' it up. I'm not mad ^~^
>kisses Marisa's cheek
I'm the goddamned empress, I'll have you know! h
Also, "what's up" is kind of just "how are you doing". If I might ask, is English your second language?
>1) Knight of Wands
Lord of Flame and Lightning
>Upright - A lover of action, this is the card of someone who has a well-liked, energetic, confident, but sometimes unpredictable nature. He has an engaging temperament and his actions sometimes a little swift do tend to make sense with hindsight.
Resounding yes, full of the fire and passion of the Lord of Flame and Lightning.
I'm probably gonna jump off and go do something else for awhile. See you guys next time!
See ya! Nice to see you as always~
Nice seeing you too, Reimu-chan!
That's very funny! Because in my country what's up is the sky!
I'm a swedish witch that lives deep in a forest so english isn't my first language~
(i'm just messing with you i know what the saying means)
Ah don't worry, i know it's the yeast you would for me!
>turns her head so their lips connect
Also, today's word is
That sounds kind of silly. Perhaps the city would be a better fit for you! I can rule over it, like a benevolent, violent, terrifying dictator.
(I figured, but it didn't seem to hurt to cover all my bases.)
I always win in the end.
I'll ask whatever I damned well please, thank you very much.
It so happens I am faceraping people with the Flakpanzer
Reimu, take this!
Omega asks: Any idea how my housing/school situation is gonna end up over the next year or so?
But the city doesn't have as many mushroom~
But if i were to live in a city it would of course be under your velvety smooth iron gauntlet of fear and death!
p.s i love your smugness
I bet your witty thing would've been crem de la crem anyways or as they say in english, Icing on the cake~
Come here, Hina, I have some curse juice for you to suck up.
I think its late night stream night
War Thunder edition
O-oh. Don't mind me.
>1)Knight of Pentacles
Lord of the Wild and Fertile Land
>Upright - An impassive, indifferent and stoical person, who does not always appreciate the feelings of others. A very traditional person who is clever in monetary affairs, patient and hardworking.
If not you, someone you'll meet. Minor impact, he's just a knight, but he'll do something noteworthy.
>2) Seven of Wands
Lord of Valour
>Upright - Successful advancement. A time of great opportunity requiring much skill, courage and determination in order to succeed. Strength of nerve, great fortitude and courage in the face of hardship. An indication that success may be achieved through sustained effort. Indicates strong and powerful competition.
>3) Five of Swords
Lord of Defeat
>Upright - Defeat, loss, failure, dishonour, a need to curb futile belligerence, accept the inevitable and swallow pride. Negative thoughts and attitudes.
It looks like you're in danger of suffering some hardships because of a thing you're not willing to work on right now. It can be avoided, but only if you address it.
>4) Queen of Cups
Queen of the Thrones of Waters
>Upright - A happy card which indicates balance and harmony, also symbolizes high achievements made possible by the use of imagination. A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
5) Eight of Wands (reversed)
Lord of Swiftness
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Disputes and disagreements. Great effort and a driving force that is totally wasted through the running out of steam. Silly, spontaneous actions. Cancelled journeys and possibly redundancy or sacking. Jumping in both feet first before testing the water.
If I had to guess, this is you around finals week.
I do wonder why you sell your sweet rolls, you don't seem like the kneady type!
I mean what would you even do with all the dough you rake in?
You can bump me all night lewdReimu~
Mushrooms can always be cultivated in a garden!
Lotta cryptic business there, lemme tell you. Kinda funny about the knight thing since I'm all up in the Arthur canon right now. Kinda hope the second thing refers to my living situation. I feel like you pull the Lord of Defeat for me pretty often, for the same reasons every time. There's like 4 different people this queen could be, all of whom I could imagine helping me in this situation. Last one sounds like my current arguments about my forced moving out. Nice to see something cheerful/hopeful for once. Thanks Rei.
Y-yeah, lewdReimu... That's who that was- is.
Hehe. If I keep pulling it for you, it must mean something~
Not sure if I'm repeating myself from before, but our first impressions when reading it are important too. The phrases that stick out are the ones that apply to you most, because some cards can mean a lot of different things.
Yeah, this is like, three in a row that you've drawn that. Probably not gonna change that one any time soon, because the futile belligerence is what gets me through my day. BASED rng wants me to change my ways though, it would seem.
>fistbumps the air
But that means you know which kinds of mushrooms you're going to find.. and the exploration part is taken out!
>leans in and whispers
...unless you're telling me to break in and steal from other peoples gardens...
Also, of course! Everybody pretty much just gets to do what they want.
Hello Marisa, how might you be doing?
Hello, how are you doing?
Hey Sweet Roll, how are you?
Im back from food run
what did I miss
Screw you, owl, I'm getting it!
Ooh, Marisa... where do you get your magical pedicures?