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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Round two, here we go!

>DUBS get simple readings from the Hermetic Tarot (1-3 cards)
>TRIPS get detailed readings (up to 10 cards depending on the question and scope of the reading)
>Ask a question, or set a time limit for a general prediction (next week, next month, next six months, etc.)
>Leave a name and a Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie if you don't get special digits.
>Be patient if waiting for a reading!
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Let's get lucky.

Bumpn' with god tier music for good measure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSRbwGEe7o&t=827s
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Will this thread had less autism?
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Third.

-Sweet Roll
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Doing this for our safety.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684195173
Such a good soundtrack. I need to reinstall those games.
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>>684195216
Only if you stop blushing for no reason.
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new thread? wtf
I just posted in the old one
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>>684195127
Ah, thanks! I'll be fine, though.
>>684194969
So that's how it works!
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>>684195422
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CURSE
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>>684195568
FUCKING HELL

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684195216
>The High Priestess
The Priestess of the Silver Star

>Upright - Intuition, wisdom and secret knowledge, the feminine side of the male personality. Something remains yet to be revealed, but patience must be observed. Duality and mystery. Hidden influences affect both home and work and intuitive insight suggests new solutions. The influence of women.

Sounds like me on a good night.
>rimshot

But probably not.
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>>684195551
Fuck, I just don't want anyone else to die. Adrian had to kill millions, and I had to kill Rorschach, it wasn't fun.
I still don't know if Adrian actually felt bad about it. I couldn't even tell him if he did the right thing.
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>>684195429
It's called blood flow
>>684195858
Will there be more fluff?
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>>684195422
>>684195568

Way to go, Doc.

>>684194969
Also, could I get a fortune, Reimu-chan? I don't know if you saw it but I had realized that I never had a fortune done by you.
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>>684195460
We like pictures here. They entertain the High Priestess while she reads.

>jk we're retards
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>>684196012
I FUCKING TRIED
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>>684196003
Plenty of it, might as well be. I built this folder recently, after all.
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>>684195428
Comrade!
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>>684193238
Well...I don't know if I really have those kinds of feelings for her, I just, I guess really care about our friendship. It really really means a lot to me. Before she wanted to be friends, I had kind of been pushing everyone away. I had stopped talking with my old friends I knew in real life, I didn't leave the house unless I had to. The only people I had were my mom, sister, and 4chan. When she pushed me out of my comfort zone and we started talking somewhere not anonymous, something I had never done, I felt happy. Really happy! Those first few months were probably the best I've had in a very long time. Even though I still didn't leave the house, I had someone to lean on and talk to and tell about myself and my life and secrets. Someone who liked me and thought I was cool and made an effort to talk to me. Someine who I could really be affectionate with and actually wanted to talk to, you know? I don't think I've ever really had that, not even with the friends I knew in real life. She just really means a lot to me, which is I guess why the thought of her liking someone else better than me hurts so much, as selfish as that sounds, I guess. I haven't really told her about any of this or me feeling a little neglected or anything, I've tried to be supportive because despite feeling like this, I guess I'm also happy that she's happy. But at the same time I'm still here, and I feel sad and alone, and I can't tell my only friend about it because I don't want to make her feel bad or ruin it for her or come off as weird or obsessive or something. Sorry again for rambling so much, my last post was really supposed to be my last, but it just keeps coming out somehow. Thank you again for talking to me.
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>>684194969
will i get a good job in next 3-6 months? or a decent job?
name Tom. thinking about moving to Washington State from NJ.
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>>684196222
Checked.
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Aight Doc. I've got my 37mm rounds loaded with White Phosphorous rounds

Before I take off, you want some dunkin doughnuts?
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>>684196222
Looking forward to it
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>>684195948
sounds like Adrian wanted protection for the people at any cost.
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>>684196449
yes.
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>>684196423
Can I ask a favor from you? You type a lot, so can you space out your posts a little?

Easier on the eyes. No offense meant at all.
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>>684196449
Nobody is going to be warring here with Manhattan around.
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>>684196449

How about moderately overpriced sweet rolls?

-Sweet Roll
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>>684196698
WE WILL

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684196012
Ah, is that right? Well, I'll do one for you after >>684196222

>>684196222
Speaking of, what's your question, lucky star?
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>>684195948
Hmm. What's that silly earth phrase?..."Might makes right!"
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>>684196423
Paragraphing. Learn it.

>>684196458
All of the fluff. I actually need to get some Tamamo Cat as well.
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>>684196601
Yeah, sorry, I don't expect to type a lot but it just kind of happens. I'll try to space it out more, sorry.
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>>684196822
Cool! Thanks!
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>>684194969
Hey Saber, got any platitudes for me today? I could use another, it's been a while
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>>684194969

Did I accidentally leave my soulmate. He was irish and I still think about him 5 years later
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>>684197112
jk rowling
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>>684196868
Yeah, my bad.
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>>684196868
Most of the Tamamo Cat stuff I've seen so far has been more or less naked apron related.
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>>684197110
Remind me what it is exactly you want.
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>>684196847
Trust me Reisen. I have documented many stories throughout my life. This is an event you can't understand what happened unless you know the details if it was right or wrong.
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Reimu, skill resets when? I took kneeling shot, thought I could use skills with it. Oh how wrong I was.

-Makoto
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>>684196423
>hugs

It'll get better. For the sake of your friendship you have to bear this burden right now. The best you can do is try to pour your emotions into something else. Make some art. Make a new friend to keep you company while you wait. Learn a new skill.

Something like that!

>>684195551
Ah, didn't I explain it that way before? Sorry.
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>>684196760
I'm good. Baktra gives me good discounts on doughnuts

>>684196698
War is my middle name, high altitude murder is my game
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>>684197112
12 13 surely if I get 14 it will be hilarious
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>>684196847
Adrian blew up millions of people and blamed it on me, stopping the war. He did this because of his ideals.
Rorschach tried to expose what Veidt did anyhow, which would have resulted in nuclear war still happening. He did this because of his ideals.
I blew up Rorschach, to stop billions from dying. I did this because of my ideals.
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>>684197316
Your finest moderately vague platitude, please.
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>>684197326
I'm not that far in the game yet, sorry. Hasn't come up for me since everything Priests can do is pure awesome.
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>>684197235
Makes it very difficult to process what it is you're saying otherwise.

>>684197246
Yeah I should probably check if there's much that isn't that.
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>>684194969
dubs get
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>>684197688
fuck yeah. now what?
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>>684197481
But can I just have one sweet roll?

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684197112
please based rng
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>>684197688
Ohai raki!

What's your question or time limit?
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>>684197112
one more shot!
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>>684197740
wait for a bit for her to do the tarot reading, if she notices this post.
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>>684197815
There is no based RNG, only a cruel one.
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>>684197913
>13 again
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>>684197883
>>684197916
ok. question?. what do I say for this.
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>>684197518
Oh, so something like "I'm sure whatever you're working at will turn out great, effort is always rewarded".
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>>684197794

That'll be thirty dollars, sir

-Sweet Roll
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>>684197354
Thanks Reimu...I just really hope it gets better soon. It feels good to talk about it, I guess I'll be okay like this for a little bit as long as I know for sure it'll get better eventually. And sorry again for my massive blocks of text. Thanks for talking to me again Reimu, I'll head off now.
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>>684198002
the odds dont appear to be in my favor.
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>>684198002
BASED rng finds your lack of faith disturbing.
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>>684198092
15 burgerbucks.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684198002
Please save me from RNG. And Tanaka. Just saving me from Tanaka will be enough.
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>>684197794
Believe me, the doughnuts here are 100x better. They are made with real, fresh dough and fresh chocolate!

Alright, i'm taking off. Tag the target and ill light it up like a light show on LSD
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I wear big girl panties I'm not giving up.
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>>684198061
Ask me any question you want the answers to. Generally something related to the future, like "will I ____" or "will ____ go well for me?"
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>>684198236
There is one way...
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>>684197883
time limit: 50 years because that is my life expectancy
question: Does the person I think is my true love really is my true love? Will fate help me be with her?Will we meet again and spend the rest of our lives together. content with each other and the happiness we provide each other.
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>>684198251
fine.
>points to reisen's coordinates
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>>684198224

What?

How much is that in CAD?

-Sweet Roll
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>>684198089
Exactly what I needed. Thanks, Saber.

And if you're the same Saber as last time, Hello again.
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>>684197112

dubs/trips geeeet
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>>684198138
Goodnight! I have no problem reading long stories, I just have trouble with the text blending together when it's in a solid paragraph.

Best of luck to you!
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>>684198351
Don't say that with that image attached.
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>>684198483
Screw it.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684198347
then the second question.
>Will we meet again and spend the rest of our lives together?
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>>684198501
What's with you coming in to ask me for vague platitudes anyway?
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>>684197325
Aah, sounds complicated.
>>684197354
I had no idea the last two times, ahaha..
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>>684197112
swiggity swoo get dubbaroo
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>>684198621
It's memorable, at the very least. There's something ineresting about encountering the same person twice here and last time I was here I was inebriated as all hell
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>>684197112
I will not lower my optimism!
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I swear it's like every thread but this one...
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>>684198392
You asked three, so here's three cards that represent the answers to each.

>1) Is the person I think is my true love . . .
>Three of Pentacles (reversed)
Lord of Material Work

>
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Miserliness, missed opportunities through fear of loss, inability to benefit from the advice of others as a result of obstinacy, conceit or prejudice. Effort that yields disappointing results.

>2) Will fate help me to be with her?
>Four of Wands
Lord of Perfected Work

>Upright - The fruits of one's labour, hard work resulting in the successful completion of a project. This is the card of the professional man: an innovator or renowned designer. The establishment of culture, Refinement, charm, attractiveness and splendour. Depending upon the surrounding cards, there is a possibility of romance.

Fate will help you to be with the one you're meant to be with, but depending on how you look at the first card, it might not be her.

>3) Will we (you and girl A) meet again and spend the rest of our lives together, content with the happiness we provide each other?

>Three of Wands (Reversed)
Lord of Established Strength

>
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Failure to put plans into action. Striving for unattainable goals. Lack of communication between dreams and reality. Failure of a promising looking enterprise. Great plans that do not come to fruition. A retreat from reality into fantasy.

That pretty much settles that it's not girl A. Sorry, but it seems there's someone else out there for you!

>>684197034
Since I skipped you by accident, you get an extra card.

What's your question, hot Mami?
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>>684199157
I've been in these threads since 2011, so I'm pretty easy to find. Only Saber here I think, there used to be two of us but then one kind of left...
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>>684199188
Finally! Praise the RNG!
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>>684199258
what is?
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>>684198594
i mean third question I guess. I just dont want to die alone and unloved. I am 25 atm, and all I can find is whores and materialistic women at my age. I thought I found my soulmate because she lived in another country, and then she didnt want to be in a serious relationship yet, so I cant tell if she is just being a whore or that she is acting the same way when I was her age(22).
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>>684199576
Mah dubs and trips mastery. Maybe I need to take a nap or something.
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>>684199414
It's all good lol. Hmmmm....will the jackass that stole my debit card number face justice?
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>>684199414
thanks. now i feel like killing myself. hehe.
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>>684199454
Still weird to think of 2011 as five years ago. That's dedication.

Hard to recall exactly what you said last time but I remember that it lifted my shit mood, thanks again. See you next time, Saber.
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>>684199454
One of three. Or four, depending on the conversation.
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>>684199818
well everything has a price... Just need to find out how.
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>>684199454
Were they blue or red?
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>>684200021
Jesus how many of us are there now? I just miss Clare.
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>>684200180
They were Alter.
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>>684198462
I just picked up the doughnuts. Keep eyesight and tell me any movement! I'm about to dive!
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>>684200206
You, me, and Clare. I also miss clare quite a bit.

>>684200180
Black.
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>>684200549
You barely count.
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>>684200055
I already tried to sell my body to Reimu. I don't think she's into underage vampire stuff.
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>>684194969
roll
How to get... all of them... to bend over
ASAP
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I've known Clare for only a brief time but she seemed like a nice person.
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>>684200682
Technically, you're not underage, but that's an argument used by lolicons and pedophiles to justify their fetish.
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>>684199874
>1) Queen of Swords (reversed)
Queen of the Thrones of Air

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Sorrow for the sake of sorrow. A card of wrongdoing as a reply to adverse circumstances. A deceitful, sly, intolerant and narrow minded woman, expert in the use of half truths and quiet slander. A formidable enemy due to her subtlety and sharp intellect.

Well, that might be our perp.

>2) Seven of Cups
Lord of Illusory Success

The description isn't important in this case, Seven of Cups tells me he or she only thought she was hitting the jackpot but will get caught eventually. That's really as far as I have to go, but do you want more anyway?

>>684199879
Keep a grain of salt, but the cards were giving me strong signals that you are way too wrapped up in this one girl to see the opportunities around you.

Some people we're just not right for, no matter how much we might adore them. Best of luck to you, stay hopeful!
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>>684200916
Fuck forgot the picture.
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>>684200624
I've been posting more than you, madam! Not today, of course, but in general.

>>684200880
She was pretty fuckin cool. One of the more kind people we've ever had.
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>>684200682
Tried selling your body? why is everyoine here so indecent?
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>>684201191
I'm retired, leave me alone!
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>>684200956
A NEET has no opportunities. Thanks to her, I dont find white women attractive, and I feel like I will never find someone who loves me again. thank you though. I will be in these threads now. cheers
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>>684200956
Ah, that makes sense. My bank put a hold on my card and cancelled the charge on my account, so it's probably not too long until they get caught. As for hitting the jackpot? Please. I'm not that rich. Otherwise, that should be all. Thanks Reimu-chan!
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>>684200916
Technically, yes.

>>684201251
Because I was hungry and desperate!
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I am confused now, which is the real one.
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>>684201341
>A NEET has no opportunities
Not true, there's always internet dating
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>>684201559
Red is red and blue is blue. There's a clear difference.
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>>684200521
(sorry for the late reply)
Okay!

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684201654
yes, that is where I found what I believe to be my one true love. she didnt care that I was a NEET.lol
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>>684201677

But what if someone shuffled them around, and put matching outfits on them?

-Sweet Roll
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>>684201791
There's like a hundred of those out there. Even more if you can into traps. They're on the internet for a reason Anon
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>>684201677
But then there's also black and white one.
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>>684201307
You're about as retired as Rambo at this point.

>>684201559
Blue is probably the real one, and I'm just a wee figment of your imagination. And hers. Those damn blues...
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>>684201999
Check'd
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>>684201791
Don't cry over ashes. What matters is what you can do right now.
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>>684201992
Blue is flatter, I'm pretty sure.

>>684202011
Do I need to write a lecture? Because I can.

>>684202013
I just come back when I'm needed or asked for.
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>>684201999
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>>684201722
You sure about this?

There won't be anything left to apologize to.
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>>684202406
YES.
FUCKING DO IT

-Doc(k) Goldeneye
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>>684202257
You could.
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>>684202520
I think your target is gone now.
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>>684202257
You're like, always needed though. We all need more Fathers in our life.

>>684201992
Red has the nice ass, blue has the ahoge, lilac has the nice feet, white has a loose bun, and black has no ahoge with yellow eyes.

>>684202011
>>684202601
Look, man, try not to think about it too much.
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>>684201477
You got dubs. Teehee.

>>684202119
Check'd out my body.

>>684201999
You, wise sir or madam, what's your question?
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>>684202884
I can't not do that though.
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>>684197517
actually Adrian used a a fake alien to kill all those people.
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>>684203025
I guess that means I get another reading, yeah? Alright, I'll go for it again. Don't really have a question in mind though.
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>>684203340
You can donate it or just give me a time frame to try and predict.

>>684203311
Check'd
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>>684203590
I wouldn't mind having my future predicted. Who knows? It could be something good! I guess I'd like to see how the rest of the year will pan out.
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>>684203311
That's true. What I said was also true. He used a psychic squid, and he used an explosive with my type of energy. The book and the comic both exist.
However, the movie is what I saw to 'tie together' a slice of reality we call ours.
I created that movie, which created my universe, and yours. Then, your universe created the comic and my universe, which created my universe. The comic then created me. Then your universe created the movie. IT makes no sense to you, and very little to me.
...
I'm probably wrong, but it's what I was made to believe, so how can I stop believing it?
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>>684203455
運命の共謀
Conspiracy of fate

霊夢を作るために
In order to make Reimu

多すぎる仕事
work too much

Nice dubs. Got a question for me?
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Will the nigger who stole my food, partied and smoked weed/cigarettes with 5+ friends for two month straight in my room ever die of cancer?
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>>684203141
Just roll with it, and everything will be fine. The better Saber probably has something for you though.

>>684204314
If he keeps smoking, probably. If not, his chances are much better. Try encouraging him to smoke for the rest of his life.
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>>684202601
Right, so as far as my understanding goes there are 4 main characters that resemble Saber. This could easily have changed though, as FGO releases servants faster than I can catch up.

The first of these characters is Arturia Pendragon(which is spelled in one of about 5 ways to make things more annoying), who is a genderbent King Arthur. All of them are genderbent, actually. Arturia is initially blue Saber, and in one of the routes of the VN becomes Saber Alter(the black one). There's also a variant of her called Saber Lily(the white one), which represents a younger version of her. Technically there's a fourth one, as Saber Lion is also her I believe.

The next one is the Saber from Fate/Extra, red Saber. This Saber is Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus(Emperor Nero), and I believe this is the only version of her.

Thirdly, and this is where it gets a little confusing in terms of names, there's Saber of Red from Fate/Apocrypha. She's Mordred, the magically-created child of the blue one.

Finally, there's Sakura Saber. She's the Japanese one, who represents Okita Souji. I don't honestly know much about her, aside from her being in FGO.

The difference between them is most easily spotted by the difference in outfit colours, and people tend to keep them in the correctly coloured outfits for that purpose. Telling Nero and Mordred apart can be a little tricky sometimes I guess because they're both red, but Mordred has a different hairstyle to Nero.
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>>684202884
But I was perfectly happy not having to deal with my idiot child.
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>>684197112
>>684199188

Hopefully my question is acceptable
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>>684204212
"Will my summer prove productive?"

brb, soup
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>>684204579
I really hope he fucks himself over soon.
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>>684204626
Oh, and there's Mysterious Heroine X, which is totally not Arturia. She's this one..
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>>684203831
>1) Six of Wands (reversed)
Lord of Victory

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Indecision, fear that one's enemies are engaging in surreptitious activity. Fear about the outcome of a situation. Delayed news or rewards or possibly even bad news.

>2) King of Wands
Prince of the Chariot of Fire

>Upright - A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.

Someone you're destined to meet this year.

>3) Death
Child of the Great Transformers

I think this card exists for the purpose of spooking novice tarot readers.

>Upright - The beginning of a new life. As a result of underlying circumstances transformation and change. Major changes. The end of a phase in life which has served its purpose. Abrupt and complete change of circumstances, way of life and patterns of behaviour due to past events and actions. Alterations.

But Mr. Grim actually just brings great change.
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Sorry Reimu~ I'm here now.

>>684204626
So which one is Omega?
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>>684204828
I don't want to hear that when you've got that smile on your face.

>>684197112
Sorry, thought someone else replied to you: The soul mate thing is probably not something to focus on, because it's a matter of perspective. If you're still that hung up on him, then you might not have moved on correctly, and probably need to take some time to think about why you've got that hang up. It's been a long, long time, so it might be a good idea to let go of the past and try to find somebody new.
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>>684205408
Eh?
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Thread's moving awful slow, or at least I think, anyway, and maybe it had a faster pace before I got on

Nothing interesting going on,either, well, maybe

-Sweet Roll
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oh shit nigga

One of my friends just broke the Bro Code
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>>684204626
mm, that explains stuff, thanks
>>684205328
she and her blade are both a a mystery
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>>684205527
Well now you're just my idiot doppelganger. Should I have lumped Jeanne in with the Saberfaces? Because some people do.
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>>684205408
Red Saber/Saber of Red/Best Saber is Omega, obviously.

>>684205807
dude no.

>>684205802
Good luck on your travels mate.

>>684205990
I wouldn't, but it would probably make sense to. Also, you are 4 different kinds of salty. Your words wound me.
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>>684205895
I should honestly make a graphical guide, but it'd probably look awful.
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>>684199188
>>684204906
Whoa, sorry! I missed you by a mile. Your question is fine, sorry about that.

>1) King of Pentacles (reversed)
Prince of the Chariot of Earth

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - A person who is easily bought, dull, very materialistic and mercenary. He is blind to beauty and hates change as he finds it hard to adapt. He treads a well worn path even if it leads nowhere.

This leans heavily toward "you were right."

>2) The Star
The Daughter of the Firmament

Upright - Fresh hope and renewal. Healing of old wounds. Hope. renewal of faith and hope. Spiritual love. A mental and physical broadening of horizons. Promise and fulfillment. inspiration. Influence over others. Vigour and confidence. Protection.

Then again, the Star is all about renewal and healing.

>3) Princess of Wands (reversed)
Princess of the Shining Flame

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Honest qualities, that may turn to petulance. Someone who believes they are trustworthy, but all the time being unfaithful. A person unable to keep a confidence someone who betrays trust and spreads gossip. The card can also indicate journeys that are delayed or a change of address.

But this brings us back to the negative. Overall I'd say your renewal and healing will come in the form of someone new, not in looking at old paths. It's easy to think it might have been different if you'd just done ____ better, or worked on it a bit more, but in the end you left for a reason and that reason is still there waiting for you if you go back.
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>>684206302
Blue Saber only Saber.
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>>684205406
Was getting nervous about that last one lol. I'm pretty new to the whole tarot reading thing, so whenever I think "Death" I think, "Oh shit." But seeing as it's signalling new changes, I feel a little bit better. The one thing I'm a bit worried about is the Six of Wands because that is a little bit relevant, though I don't really want to indulge the details. A bit curious who this person is though. Weird thing is it described my personality traits to a T. Weird. Anyway, thanks for the reading, Reimu-chan!
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>>684206302

Doesn't mean I'm leaving

I'm just bored, is all, nothing else interesting to do

Besides, I normally stay on these threads until the end is confirmed

-Sweet Roll
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>>684205802
Not getting enough sweet rolls or something?
I thought you were fine just laying there baking in the sun... get it??

>>684206516
That seems like a weird claim when a red sabre is running around~

>>684206302
Shes certainly the fiercest!
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Wish ME-tan was here.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684207369
Blue Saber only Saber that matters.
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>>684206516
>>684207551
I honestly have a deeper connection to Mordred right now than I did before. To be rejected by Arturia q_q

>>684207369
At least somebody knows what's up. Good evening Marisa. What's up?
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>>684206573
No problem~

Hehe. There can be some real spooky similarities in what comes up sometimes.

It's possible I was wrong in my first impression and the King of Wands was you, but I'm told first impressions mean a lot in psychic readings. Plus you already know what you're like, so it's more likely you'll just run into a person you have a lot in common with. It's a king, so he'll have a big impact if that's the case.

>>684205408
There you are! I didn't even have to link you!

It's fine, it's fine. Just don't leave me lonely next time!
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>>684207651
I'm sorry i don't know what's up! *scratches her head confused*

>>684207551
The red one is growing on me quite a lot, but she's not a queen or anything like you~

>>684207513
I could get ME-tan for you.. but shes probably sleeping.

>>684208208
I'll try my very best~<3
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>>684209058
I'm just playin' it up. I'm not mad ^~^

>kisses Marisa's cheek
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>>684209058
I'm the goddamned empress, I'll have you know! h

Also, "what's up" is kind of just "how are you doing". If I might ask, is English your second language?
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>>684207369

Ha Ha Ha, very funny, Marisa

I'd say something witty, but I cannot come up with anything at the moment.

-Sweet Roll
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>>684209777
Don't ask us how we talk, ya see?
also checked

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684205246
>1) Knight of Wands
Lord of Flame and Lightning

>Upright - A lover of action, this is the card of someone who has a well-liked, energetic, confident, but sometimes unpredictable nature. He has an engaging temperament and his actions sometimes a little swift do tend to make sense with hindsight.

Resounding yes, full of the fire and passion of the Lord of Flame and Lightning.
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I'm probably gonna jump off and go do something else for awhile. See you guys next time!
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>>684209777
Saber!

You won!

>>684210325
See ya! Nice to see you as always~
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>>684210553
Nice seeing you too, Reimu-chan!
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>>684209777
That's very funny! Because in my country what's up is the sky!
I'm a swedish witch that lives deep in a forest so english isn't my first language~
(i'm just messing with you i know what the saying means)

>>684209875
Ah don't worry, i know it's the yeast you would for me!

>>684209524
>turns her head so their lips connect
~
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>>684211081
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pls
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>>684211193
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>>684210190
Also, today's word is

速戦即決
(Blitzkrieg)
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>>684211081
That sounds kind of silly. Perhaps the city would be a better fit for you! I can rule over it, like a benevolent, violent, terrifying dictator.
(I figured, but it didn't seem to hurt to cover all my bases.)

>>684210553
I always win in the end.

>>684209913
I'll ask whatever I damned well please, thank you very much.
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>>684211605
>blitzkrieg
It so happens I am faceraping people with the Flakpanzer

woo
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>>684211797
Woo!
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>>684211081

¬_¬
Hmm...

-Sweet Roll
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>>684212118
Something wrong?
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Reimu, take this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RIFSEHi8BQ
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>>684211622
Wow, you're rude.

-Doc Goldeneye
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Another
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>>684212454
Why again?
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>>684210553
Omega asks: Any idea how my housing/school situation is gonna end up over the next year or so?
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>>684212432
rng?
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>>684211622
But the city doesn't have as many mushroom~
But if i were to live in a city it would of course be under your velvety smooth iron gauntlet of fear and death!
p.s i love your smugness

>>684212118
I bet your witty thing would've been crem de la crem anyways or as they say in english, Icing on the cake~
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>>684212454
Come here, Hina, I have some curse juice for you to suck up.
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>>684212454
ITS CURSED ALREADY
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>>684212283

I just don't know how to respond to that.

that was all that I could really think of for a response

-Sweet Roll
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I think its late night stream night

War Thunder edition
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Bump
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>>684212740

( ; ―_―)
Hmmmmmm.....

-Sweet Roll
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>>684212926
O-oh. Don't mind me.

>>684212662
>1)Knight of Pentacles
Lord of the Wild and Fertile Land
>Upright - An impassive, indifferent and stoical person, who does not always appreciate the feelings of others. A very traditional person who is clever in monetary affairs, patient and hardworking.
If not you, someone you'll meet. Minor impact, he's just a knight, but he'll do something noteworthy.

>2) Seven of Wands
Lord of Valour
>Upright - Successful advancement. A time of great opportunity requiring much skill, courage and determination in order to succeed. Strength of nerve, great fortitude and courage in the face of hardship. An indication that success may be achieved through sustained effort. Indicates strong and powerful competition.

>3) Five of Swords
Lord of Defeat
>Upright - Defeat, loss, failure, dishonour, a need to curb futile belligerence, accept the inevitable and swallow pride. Negative thoughts and attitudes.

It looks like you're in danger of suffering some hardships because of a thing you're not willing to work on right now. It can be avoided, but only if you address it.

>4) Queen of Cups
Queen of the Thrones of Waters
>Upright - A happy card which indicates balance and harmony, also symbolizes high achievements made possible by the use of imagination. A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.

5) Eight of Wands (reversed)
Lord of Swiftness
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Disputes and disagreements. Great effort and a driving force that is totally wasted through the running out of steam. Silly, spontaneous actions. Cancelled journeys and possibly redundancy or sacking. Jumping in both feet first before testing the water.

If I had to guess, this is you around finals week.
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Bump?
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dubs rngesus
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>>684214077
I do wonder why you sell your sweet rolls, you don't seem like the kneady type!
I mean what would you even do with all the dough you rake in?

>>684214968
You can bump me all night lewdReimu~
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>>684212740
Mushrooms can always be cultivated in a garden!

>>684214219
Lotta cryptic business there, lemme tell you. Kinda funny about the knight thing since I'm all up in the Arthur canon right now. Kinda hope the second thing refers to my living situation. I feel like you pull the Lord of Defeat for me pretty often, for the same reasons every time. There's like 4 different people this queen could be, all of whom I could imagine helping me in this situation. Last one sounds like my current arguments about my forced moving out. Nice to see something cheerful/hopeful for once. Thanks Rei.
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>>684215171
1 more?
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>>684215258
rip
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>>684215258
plsssssssssss
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>>684215185
Y-yeah, lewdReimu... That's who that was- is.

>>684215231
Hehe. If I keep pulling it for you, it must mean something~

Not sure if I'm repeating myself from before, but our first impressions when reading it are important too. The phrases that stick out are the ones that apply to you most, because some cards can mean a lot of different things.
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>>684215185
Got ya
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>>684215185

Well, I can't beat that, you win, Marisa.

This time.

-Sweet Roll
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Hey everyone. How are you?
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>>684215738
Yeah, this is like, three in a row that you've drawn that. Probably not gonna change that one any time soon, because the futile belligerence is what gets me through my day. BASED rng wants me to change my ways though, it would seem.
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>>684215883
Woooo!
>fistbumps the air

>>684215231
But that means you know which kinds of mushrooms you're going to find.. and the exploration part is taken out!
>leans in and whispers
...unless you're telling me to break in and steal from other peoples gardens...

>>684215792
>>684215738
<3

>>684216119
Hello fwuffy~!
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>>684216119
Hello, Momiji.
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>>684216276
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>>684216333
Winrar!
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>>684216119

Hello, Awoo

-Sweet Roll
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>>684216333
check'd
Also, of course! Everybody pretty much just gets to do what they want.
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>>684216333
Hello Marisa, how might you be doing?

>>684216343
Hello, how are you doing?

>>684216563
Hey Sweet Roll, how are you?
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Im back from food run

what did I miss
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>>684216801
fug, forgot the name in the previous post

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684216840
nothing but image limit
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>>684216840
you missed more cursing
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>>684216333

I'll get you next time, Marisa.

Next time...

-Sweet Roll
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dubs and you have to listen to chiru.no
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>>684217226
ok
neat

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684217226
Screw you, owl, I'm getting it!

>>684216333
Ooh, Marisa... where do you get your magical pedicures?
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Rollin!
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>>684217645
meh
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