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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.

>DUBS get simple readings from the Hermetic Tarot (1-3 cards)
>TRIPS get detailed readings (up to 10 cards depending on the question and scope of the reading)
>Ask a question, or set a time limit for a general prediction (next week, next month, next six months, etc.)
>Leave a name and a Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie if you don't get special digits.
>Be patient if waiting for a reading!
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Where the goth shawtys at
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J-junior shrine maiden? W-who would that be?

Alice, of course.
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hi raymoo
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>>684182837
You've started doing more while I've been away, huh?
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The Doc is in. I heard of the group in Steam in the previous thread, but I'm gonna join it later.
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>>684182837
roll
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heres your bump
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>>684182837
bump
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>>684183078
You wanna don the red and white?

>>684183496
Yep, it's much more fun than just handing out omikujis so I left that one for the juniors.

>>684183316
Hello there!

>>684182985
All over the place, they're just stealth goth these days.
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don't really want a reading but I've had a pretty shitty week tbh.

Well maybe shitty is the wrong word, but it's been quite all over the place.
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>>684184015
Just let it all out in here, we talk and do readings. We can probably help you out.

-Doc
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Prediction for next week pls,especially in the field of love.Also check'em
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>>684184015
Sorry to hear that. What were the good points?

>>684184048
Pssh, they have it easy since there are a handful of them. One of them is totally devoted to sweeping and won't let anyone else have that job, so handing out omikujis and keeping guests company is all that's left.
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>>684183959
Alice, they're looking for you >>684176766
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Fuck I linked Reimoo lol
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Here's a shitpost. Back to sticking arrows in onion things for a hat.
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>>684184263
Takes some of the load off of you I guess. Must be nice having juniors.

>>684184305
Completely the wrong Alice, sorry to disappoint.
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>>684184411
what

-Doc
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>>684183078
Alice, they're looking for you >>684176766
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I still plan to create life forms somewhere in the universe, but there seems to be moral issues with being a creator...
...Say I observe a fox-like creature killing and eating a squirrel-like creature. The 'fox' obviously needs to eat to survive, but, say it kills and eats 100 'squirrels' within its lifetime...
Would it be the best choice to not allow 'predator' creatures to exist in the first place? Is this 'fox' 100 times more important than any 'squirrel'?
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>>684184483
Hi
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>>684184577
I don't really know. Yes, probably..?

-Doc
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Will I get laid Tommorow ?
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>>684184577
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I find this shrinemaiden threats funnier than it should be
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>>684184741
for
fuck's
SAKE

-Doc
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>>684184741
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>>684182837
Eh, my week was alright. Was laid off of work most of the week, so that's always fun. Doesn't pay well though.
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Will i have a successful marriage? Trips get
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>>684184577
Huh... usually in this world we'd say the fox didn't do anything wrong since it's only naturally for it to kill prey. But would a planet with prey-type creatures only even work? It seems like the herbivores would wipe out the local plants without being kept in check, which would cause them to starve.

It's all a balance, like the yin-yang.

>>684184411
Checked. If you wanna cash in later just let me know.

>>684184577
Oh wait, you too!
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>>684184998
Oh, hello, Mamizou.

-Doc
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>>684184660
What anime is that girl from?
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>>684184176
Shit hey. Not sure what the readings will do but I'm at quite the impasse in my life right now.

Always grew up being a bit of a beta loser, never really thought about it being a beta loser but I played a fuck load of video games and I let myself get fat. Had good friends back then, and only one remained from those days, and I consider him a brother. Near the end of my video game faze I wanted to become "that guy"

You know, that guy. The guy that people would talk about when he walked by, where people would whisper his name and wanted to be his friend, yet were too scared to confront him. The typical reserved popular guy.

Well, thanks to me putting in a bit of effort and a lot of genetic luck, I'm quite attractive for my age and have a decent personality that people seem to drawn in by, so it was quite easy for me to become friends with key people that would boost my image..

Cont
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>>684185137
I think Kantai Collection.

-Doc
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>>684184835
I'm not a threat to anyone!

>>684184998
Ouch... did they just cancel your shifts or was there something else going on?

>>684184483
It is! I appreciate them all, too.
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>>684185079
Nyeh, what's up, Doc?
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>>684184835
yeah they are
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>>684185021
33rd post master number OP is destined to deliver
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>>684185232
Now she's not going to respond to me, thanks
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>>684185293
Goddamnit, Mamizou.

-Doc
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>>684182837
Hi OP, will I ever be good enough for someone?
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>>684185405
At least I helped you.
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>>684185514
Boat Guy, is that you?

-Doc
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>>684185278
I work for a startup company so there's still a lot of bugs that pop up that basically shut us down for awhile and the brass have to sit there and unfuck them. Fortunately, I'll be back to work, but just not in my usual position. It sucks but I don't like eating ramen on a daily basis so yeah.

>>684185432
It was wide open. I had to do it.
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>>684185489
This is why people need to mind their business
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Rollin'
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>>684185031
Perhaps, in the late future, death will not exist.
>>684185137
It is the outfit of Shimakaze, the best girl of Kantai Collection, which is completely shit in every aspect except for the girls.
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>>684185651
fuck

-Doc
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Ah.. I'm back here again, huh?
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>>684185653
fine.

-Doc
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Why does a guy from the blue man group keep showing up
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>>684185815
fUG

-Doc
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>>684185653
And you need to stop killing dogs
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>>684185857
ouch
that hurt
-Doc
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>>684185078
Oh, is it? The filename didn't look like one of yours.

>>684185137
See >>684185232
I wouldn't call it an anime though.

>>684185278
They should be appreciated. I assume they do good work.

>>684185688
You see this is a guy who doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.
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>>684185857
Blueberry flavored dick is nothing to complain about.
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>>684185688
Then how do you keep your animals from overpopulating? I guess you could design them so that they live forever but only have one offspring, or none.

Also, you seem to be kind of lucky tonight.
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>>684185675
best touhou

>>684185688
can you see into my future? o.o

>>684185826
She hasn't even responded to me... prolly never will now..

>>684185962
i would never harm an animal in any way...

>>684186014
It's too late... I wanted to forced conversation you to get to know you better but I don't know what to talk about now
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>>684185857
If I had a nickel for each of the 7 times I've heard that joke, I'd have 40 more cents than I need to fuck your mother.
>>684185976
This isn't me.
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>>684186072
Blueberry dick would imply blue balls though
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>>684186102
You just described China's wet dream. Th-the nation, not the.....never mind.
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>>684186223
lol i laughed too hard to that
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>>684186356
-sighs- hi im ikarous now are you this evening?
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>>684186223
of course i'm not you.

-Doc
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>>684185651
>I don't like eating ramen on a daily basis
You're preaching to the choir with that...

>subtly pushes the donation box to a more visible location
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>>684186449
how*
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>>684186502
>donates 2 dollars
are you happy

-Doc
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>>684186223
>>684186450

you all look the same so you might as well be
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>>684185627
i'm never not here
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>>684186700
fuck

-Doc
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>>684186627
sleepy as well but i dont wanna sleep cuz it's the weekend..
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>>684186502
What exactly do you eat? I'm surprised you don't look like that Eugenia chick. You might recognize her as Ms. Skeltal.
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>>684186502
Just don't start eating dirt again, Reimu.
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>>684185193
Soon enough i was rolling with the "cool" group. I had friends that would pull all the basic girls and break all the clueless girls hearts, I had drug dealer friends that could get me whatever I needed for a hell of a good price, whether it was weed blow or whatever hallucigenic substance I wanted. Even the sport stars were close with me, I had people on the top soccer and basketball teams hanging out with my group, because of me.These people respected and loved me, I never cared much what people outside my clique thought of me and for a while it never occurred to me that I was "known"

Then the girls came in, oh man. I never really chased girls except this one, a nice light skin girl with an Afro. Oh man I had an eye on her for a while and she was the first girl I initated contact with. She saw me go from a fat beta to a more or less fit alpha. Long story short, she is in love with me to the highest degree but I can't say the same so she stays a friend. For a while a few whores have came onto me (even a good friends crush lmao) and I've rejected them because I have some pretty high standards for girls.

Fuck, last weekend at a grad party, one of the most popular girls at my school put some moves onto me yet I still rejected her offers to spend the night. And she's still in the midst of getting to know me.

But the big kicker with girls happened a few weeks ago...

Cont
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>>684186868
She can barely even afford to eat that
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>>684186072
Thank you, see, exactly.
>>684186102
I'm not sure. Is some level of suffering unavoidable? Immortality doesn't seem like a good idea, though. I just think whatever I create should be less complicated than what's on Earth, and I don't mean on a physical aspect.
>>684186207
If you touch me you might get a rough idea of your future, but the future isn't concrete.
>>684186237
It wouldn't, you're trying to use humor to cover up the fact that what you said was stupid. I can also change my color at will.
>>684186450
Just clearing it up for other people, your response the post, along with your name, would make it easy to confuse.
>>684186652
You haven't even seen the other guy. And I doubt he looks similar to me, considering I am, as you mentioned, fucking blue.
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>>684186741
wont be around for long tho
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>>684187089
FUG

-Doc
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>>684187017
All these colours and you chose to be salt.
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>>684187017
Well you're just edgelord supreme, aren't you?
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>>684187007
I see... well do you have some kind of sleeping disorder?

>>684187017
-touches your weird eyes thing- o////o
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>>684187017
well, should i post my nickname AND my steam username? like this?

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684187022
don't go japanese on me
pls

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684187279
we doing that now

~E.L.C.O.
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>>684187340
isn't it dangerous to fight off sleep?
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>>684186784
Ramen, cheap sweets, or when times are really hard... >>684186868

Eheheh...

I know my yin-yang orbs keep me from getting fat, but I'm not sure what stops me from getting skinnier...

>>684187017
I think your creations might suffer no matter what you do. If you made them invincible and immortal, they'd just get bored and never grow or learn.

I guess that doesn't matter much with squirrels, but...
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>>684187405
fuck

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684187340
You need sleep though.
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>>684187187
>salt
A meme word, one that people pull out of their ass when they can't think of anything to say. Compare to 'cringe' or 'cuck' or 'butthurt' or 'autism'.
>>684187225
Oh yeah, 'edgy', another one of the meme words. How is what I said in that post edgy?
>>684187477
Evolution will still occur. I like to think that suffering always matters.
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>>684187479
whats with you and fuck

~DoctorListerTheLittleSisterFister
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Will I ever lose it and become a murderer?
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>>684187477
-kisses you on the cheek-
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>>684187597
oh god
i'm laughing so hard with that namr

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684187279
Don't bother, we had a Doc before he even existed so I'm not sure he can complain about you using the name.

>>684187456
Depends for how long. And I don't fight it, I sleep when I need to.

>>684187549
Sometimes.

>>684187583
You seem to act like you're in a state of permanently being pissed off, it's tiring and usually a trait of edgy teenagers.
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>>684187724
name*

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684187477
Probably the orbs. Still, eating dirt? Jeez next time you're out of food, I'll buy.
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>>684182837
Hello again Rei Rei
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>>684187583
Although, without natural selection, evolution might not do much. Still, there are mutations. I'm just not sure how to go about this. I could start by creating single-celled life...
>>684187264
It's a Bohr model of a hydrogen atom, but it'll do.
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>>684182837
DUbs get
But how's it going? You a guy or grill?
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>>684187773
You need it now though.
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>>684187583
you remind me of a shitty late 90s song

>>684187724
i have that effect on people

~Pubert Lipshitz
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>>684187975
>you remind me of a shitty late 90s song
I'm just upset now.

>>684187967
I need no such thing.
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I can't seem to get dubs or trips so how about I take off my clothes instead?
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>>684187583
Actually, I read a book at Alice's house once while she was busy with doll stuff.

It said that natural selection is what drives evolution, and how can you have natural selection if nothing dies? On a philosophical level, it's the same. Without going through hardships of some kind, we can't grow mentally either. That's the part the squirrels wouldn't understand, I think.

>>684187697
H-hey.
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>>684187773
I wasn't complaining. I was just saying that it had the potential to confuse people, which it already did at least once, earlier. Also, I'm not 'permenantly pissed off' and I don't know what would make you think that, unless you were upset by me personally for some reason.
>>684187975
>you remind me of a shitty late 90s song
How so? If I ask what song you're talking about, is it going to be something to do with the color blue?
>>684188205
I'm not going to complain.
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>>684187975
goddamnit

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684188164
It's time to weep
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>>684188205
go for it
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>>684188205
please
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>>684187773
W-well... goodnight, I can't fight mines any longer.

>>684187852
I wish I could see into the future, I'll be able to help people in mysterious ways and give people hope... goodnight blue man <3

>>684188282
I miss you so much... ah.. i hate not being in your arms every night while listening to your heart beat... goodnight reimu <3
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>>684188343
you're a perv chief
A PERV

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684187831
M-Marisa!!

>>684187938
I'm a girl, uhh... "bee tee double-yew."

>>684188205
Flan, I'm not a lolicon.
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>>684182837
Hey OP thanks for doing this!

Am I meant to be with who I am already with, or should I pursue the new love that has sparked me back to life over seas. Where is home?

if that doesnt work how do you see my next 3 months?
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>>684188164
why the hell are you upset

>>684188289
i don't know, ask eiffel 65

>>684188324
don't use my name in vain

~God Amnit
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>>684188205
I'm telling Remi.
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>>684188289
You're a very tiring person to see talk, you know that right?

>>684188331
Maybe.

>>684188418
Night.

>>684188452
>Flan, I'm not a lolicon.
You're missing out.

>>684188579
Because I have it stuck in my head.
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>>684186963
Now I blame all this stress on this one whore lmao.

This girl was around with me during my video game phase, she was more or less my "best friend" and we loved talking and spending time together. She was a whore though, she blew a lot of guys and was on birth control in grade 10, yet I still had the biggest crush on her.

Anyway, long story short. She got s boyfriend before I confessed my feelings and she switched schools and we stopped talking completely for almost two years. All the while I was making my self the man I am today.

Then she came back.

I had forgotten about her, yet there she was. Slid into my Instagram dms and she wanted to hang out again. I allowed it just to see how she turned out and to my surprise she was the exact the same as she was in grade 10.

Needless to say I fell, again. But I played it cool.

Funny thing is, she fell for me too.

We dated on the down low for about a month and I swear to would've done angling for this girl. She made me feel my heart and had me fantasizing about her in my arms. I was in love

and then one night she was laying in one of her friends lap. A guy I didn't know. So I picked a fight with this guy but he was too bitch to do anything. I was looked at as the bad guy.

She disregarded everything I said to her, as if when I told her that when I get back from my military service I'd show her the world and ventually marry her

We haven't talked in about two weeks.

She sent me into an existenal crisis . And I'm not sure what to do.

I've more or less won high school, I got my crush, came in her mouth and did whatever o wanted to her. I fucked top class whores, I'm clearly "known" and the majority of people are too scared to talk to me. I have a single friend whose known me since the beginning and a large group of friends who are useful to me both in image and favours.

I became "that guy"

Now there's one month left of high school and I'm not sure what to do with myself
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>>684185815
>>684185913
Ah, you're right! I mean.. My entrances need to be lewd if they're going to get any attention.
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>>684188728
>cries
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>>684182837
if we don't get dubs do we re roll or is it a one roll kinda deal?
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>>684188728
Hey there Reisen-chan! I didn't see you at first!
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>>684188205
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>>684188580

You wouldn't...
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>>684188418
>goodnight blue man
You see, the reason that this is OK, is because it is friendly and cute, and it isn't some shitty overused insult that basically amounts to "You're blue."
>>684188579
I'm Blue was a decent song. There wasn't much to the lyrics, but I like it, and I really like the part without the lyrics, too. I think it is catchy. The music video, although visually poor, is comical, and the "PLEASE COME BACK" at the end gets me every time.
>>684188678
>see talk
holy shit
>>684188728
That's not true. Lewd may be preferred, but I care about you either way.
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>>684188448
i admit nothing
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>>684188936
You can roll as much as you want, you're only doing me a favor.
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>>684188452
Oh, I think you are a little bit confused, it's actually your lewd clone
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>>684188537
r-re..roll??
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>>684188714
Not really sure, but when you see her again with him, say you're sorry to both of them.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>tfw reimu doesn't even say goodnight to you after you pretend to leave the thread
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>>684189067
Oh...I would. I've got that bitch on speed dial.
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>>684189119
fuck you

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684189305
no
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>>684182837
My week was shit.

My girlfriend left me.
I lost my job.
My best friend killed himself.
My parents are getting a divorce.
My landlord raised the rent.

I don't need tarot readings to know my life will be bleak.
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>>684189244
winrar
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C-C-C-C-C-CAGE MATCH

>>684188678
yo listen up heres a story

>>684189099
the music video was so cringy i thought i broke my ribs

~Eggly Baconsmith
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>>684189356
yes
and i don't want to relax
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>>684189427
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
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>>684189427
stop it boat guy
pls

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684189119
How can you use a straw in space, Chief? What sort of tricks are you holding?
>>684189184
Are you referring to my "holy shit"? It was my overreaction in reference to your "it's annoying to see you talk".
>>684189427
Why is it 'cringy'? I think it's funny and cute.
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>>684189472
look man i know i look good in the outfit reimu gave me but im not doing it
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>>684189607
god
fucking
damnit

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684189239
Ohh, I see. Marisa calls me that so I was confused. Welcome back!

>>684189244
Dubs get.

>Seven of Wands
Lord of Valour

>Upright - Successful advancement. A time of great opportunity requiring much skill, courage and determination in order to succeed. Strength of nerve, great fortitude and courage in the face of hardship. An indication that success may be achieved through sustained effort. Indicates strong and powerful competition.

You already know that much. It seems the competition is for you in this case.

Would you rather if the next card represents your current love or your new flame?

>>684189276
I knew you were doing that.

Goodnight~
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>>684189564
Yeah it seemed like quite an overreaction.
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>>684189607
Hey, I got one of those too.
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>>684189564
Using straws in space isn't impossible. Fatal sure, but not impossible.
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>>684189734
where can i get one

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684189507
and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue

>>684189554
theres no brakes on this Bismarck class battleship

>>684189564
if funny and cute looked like a combination between a cheesy chinese kung-fu movie and failens, then sure why not

~Senator Biggus Dickus
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>>684189564
im not saying its aliens but...its aliens
>>684189702
no need to damn anything
>>684189734
very nice
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>>684189378
I'm sorry, Anonymous. Would a hug help? Things seem very dark for you right now, but don't give up hope. Your friend may have been confused and hurt, but you should know he wouldn't want the same for you. Keep going in his place. Fulfill one of his dreams for him if you can.
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>>684189877
i want to die now
i seen shit i wanted

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684189844
Literally just walk into Reimu's shrine and pick on off the floor. She just leaves them lying around.

>>684189944
Thanks, Chief.
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>>684189709
Goodnight <3
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>>684189713
Only as much of an overreaction calling everything 'cringe' and 'edgy'.
>a combination between a cheesy chinese kung-fu movie and failens
Yes, that's hilariously adorable.
>>684189944
Wait, does this mean...
Chief was the blue aliens in the music video all along?!
>>684189999
Oh fuck.
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>>684189944
i give up
you win
are you fucking happy
>goes off a cliff

-Doc Goldeneye
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Hey Reimu, it's been a few weeks since I talked to you but I saw your thread and wanted to talk to you a bit, if that's okay. Things have been a little bit weird with my friend and I guess it's just making me sad. She still doesn't say goodnight anymore, which makes me sad, but I don't tell her about it. Even though we still talk everyday, it still feels like we'very been more...distant, I guess? Like, she's been taking much longer to answer my messages, and when she does she doesn't say a whole lot. I feel bad for being upset about this, I should be happy about any time we get to spend together, and of course she's not obligated to talk to me at all, but I still feel...neglected might not be the right word for it, but something similar? I have this constant fear that if I don't always initiate a conversation she'll stop being friends with me. She has a boyfriend online that she tells me about sometimes now. We were never in a relationship together, she's always just been like a close friend and big sister to me, so I don't know why that hurts me so bad. She hasn't been saying "I love you" back because she said she feels guilty, so I've tried my best to stop saying it too, which has been hard. It makes me feel horribly selfish and like a bad friend that this upsets me, but I can't stop thinking "Is he her best friend now?", "Does she talk to him more than me? Does she like talking to him more than me?", "Do they say goodnight to each other like we used to do?", "Am I going to be left behind?". Im happy that she found someone that makes her happy of course, but I also feel like a bad friend for feeling hurt over this. I'm sorry for this huge dumb blogpost, but I don't really have anyone else to talk to and I felt like I needed to tell someone.
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>>684189607
You. I've seen you before. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
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>>684189877
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
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>>684189999
noice quads
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>>684190046
thanks for the help
can i just lie my head down on your tail

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684190111
I just called you edgy, and it was because you were acting a little like it.
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>>684189999
Thanks based Quads, but tbh not much is gonna change how I feel
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>>684190023
dibs on your stuff

>>684189999
wew repeating digits

~that guy who dips mayo

>>684190227
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him
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>>684190318
That'll be one donation to Reimu's shrine. She's been eating dirt for the past week.
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>>684188836
>>684189023
It'z cuz I wasn't showing off my bosom.
>>684189099
Ah, really?
>>684189109
Haaai.

How are you all?
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>>684190179
I-It's you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!
(Near the city of Chorrol.)
>>684190111
See quads, then get trips? Is this magic? I'm happy.
...
I got a trips (also 111) get recently and got a reading, so I can just give these trips to the first person who says, "Eiffel 66 did a good job."
>>684190433
I disagree.
And you don't need to blush.
I hope you're not upset because I said Shimakaze was best girl. You can be co-best girl, OK?
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>>684190563
but i already donated 2 burgerbucks to her

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684190167
You're not a bad friend, I've felt the same thing many times. It's only natural when someone you were really close with suddenly has a lot going on in their life.

That's all it probably is, really. I can tell you from experience and from seeing it many times, a new boyfriend/girlfriend is a real time consumer. She's caught up in worrying the same things about him every time he doesn't reply the way she expected, and she's trying to spend as much time with him as possible for their new relationship to flourish.

In time, she'll probably cool off and have more time for the rest of her life, but for now, it's gonna be like that.
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>>684190179
BEHOLD WHAT LIES UNDER THE HELMET
>>684190111
...yes
>>684190143
yes
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>>684190630
Yes, Reisen, really!
...
What "Reisen" would I have to lie to you?
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>>684190711
Donate another or no fluffy tail for you.
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>>684190813
okay

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684190630
I'm pretty good, you?

>>684190692
The fact that you think Shimakaze is best girl just shows how little you know about the girls.
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>>684190813
HOLY FUCK
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>>684190997
>donates 4 burgerbucks
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>>684189244
hooray
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>>684190494
I know. Just know that I sympathize with you and I hope only the best for you. It's all I can do.

>>684190630
I'm so used to seeing them now, it's like a part of your outfit!

>>684190692
Yesu. Thank you for your kindness and consideration of others~
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>>684191136
Hop on, kid.
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>>684191059
It is a very newface thing to say.
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>>684190813
Scratch that there is no god.
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>>684190692
you fucked their name up, der schwachsinnige

>>684190433
he is as edgy as a razor factory

>>684190836
cause he ain't got nobody to listen

>>684190630
moderate chance of getting in trouble because my music is too loud

~Agent Georgia
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>>684191232
In case you didn't see, your reading started here >>684189709
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>>684191347
woohoo
>lies head down
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>>684182837

What will happen next six months.

bababooey.
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>>684190692
Eiffel 66 did a good job.
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>>684182837
roll
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>>684191088
Cute.

>>684191352
The most newface thing to say. In fairness though, she does go very fast.

>>684191398
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
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>>684191059
Personality isn't a big factor for the girls in an idle game. If it was a decent game, or a good show, I would factor that in more. I haven't watched the show for Kancolle, either, and I don't plan to.
Also, maybe it's just me, but I have trouble judging the girls by their 20 'unique' lines that all say something like, "Hello, Admiral!" or "I am cute, pay attention to me!"
>>684191398
Um, no, you say, Eiffel 66 is my universes counterpart of Eiffel 65. Not lying at all.
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>>684189709
>Would you rather if the next card represents your current love or your new flame?

Next card for new flame please! Just saw this sorry! Thank you again!
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afds
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>>684190959
Silly..
>>684191059
As usual, I managed somehow to derive no enjoyment at all from my day off. *shrugs*
>>684191249
Wha..! Really?
>>684191398
I do that all the time!
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You know, I just realized that I never had my fortune read on here. Might as well do it once, just to see what happens. Any takers? You guys know my name.
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>>684191440

Rolling again for trips cuz
- want new job
- want new city
- want surgery
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>>684191371
wouldnt be so sure about that
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set
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Do I ever start any genocides?
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>>684191619
>continues crying
why did i give up...

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684191805
You're getting my tail wet.
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>>684191895
okay.
>stops crying
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>>684191585
my bullshitautism-o-tron is beeping

>>684191538
i don't even know how to put those lyrics into words

>>684191619
my subs are hooked up to pixel bee by savant

>>684191805
because you're a puss
real soldiers never surrender or retreat
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>>684191585
None of that makes your choice any less basic.
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Damn, everyone likes this Alice girl :)
I could've sworn I saw a devil fruit on the captchas
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>>684191795
I'm guessing the answer is no. Shit happens though.
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>>684191786
Not sure if god or schizophrenia. How can I know for sure?
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>>684192039
fine, i won't give up
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Reimu tell my future, I can't roll these fucking trips!
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>>684192063
But, yeah. Basically, Shimakaze is my favorite for 2 reasons. Because I like her body and outfit more than the rest, mostly the thong and stockings, and because getta go fest.
Does that make me a shallow prick? Maybe. But if I'm swimming up shallow blue waters, the water will slide right off my blue what the fuck am i saying
>>684192198
I got trips
>>684190111
and they went to
>>684191448
as per what i said in
>>684190692
But shouldn't quads get something really special?
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>>684191591
>Ten of Swords
>reversed
Lord of Ruin

Eesh, good start, huh?

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Only an illusionary lifting of burdens or release from afflictions as suffering will continue. Sometimes death and violent and extreme change. Only temporary good fortune.

Ah... I should take this chance to remind people to take these with a grain of salt and keep sound judgment in mind instead of relying only on the cards' answers. But according to the card, it sounds like the new relationship will start off exciting and great, but will ultimately lead to regrets.
And now for the current...

>Five of Wands
Lord of Strife
>reversed

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Trickery, fraud, defeat, hurt and ruin. Litigation and legal wrangles that could be avoided. Spiteful conversation and unnecessary competitiveness.

Ooh, that one doesn't look so great either...

I have to read someone else now, but if you wanna stick around and roll some more you can.
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>>684190809
It's normal to feel jealous, I guess, that she might be spending more time with him than she does with me? I don't know, this is my first time dealing with something like this, and it's my first time being friends with a girl, so all of this is completely new to me. I just don't know why it hurts so bad if we were never in a relationship. The other day she told me that she thinks they're a couple now and I cried so hard that my eyes were red for the next day and a half. I don't even know how that happens, or why I was even crying in the first place, I shouldn't be. I don't know, it's just a lot of new confusing feelings that, while she would normally be the person I'd talk to when I feel like this, I can't talk to her about because she's directly involved. I feel like I want to tell her that I miss her, even though she hasn't gone anywhere. I feel so selfish and demanding and narcissistic for feeling like this, but i cant stop for some reason. I don't know, I'm sorry, i just hope soon everything goes back to the way it was. but thanks for talking with me.
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>>684192198
Misfortune all year round.
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>>684192138
i dunno ask reimu
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>>684192138
Is one of them telling you to murder everything you love and hold dear and then threatening you if you don't? If not, it's the mental illness.
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>>684191805
Because like most humans, you like lewd.
>>684192039
Oooh, I see! Well, here's hoping no one pesters you.
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>>684191585
That's a very... lacking perspective. Of course appearance is a factor, but in that case Shimakaze isn't even the cutest shipgirl. The girls themselves have quite a bit of personality in the lines that they have, and you make their dialogue sound a lot more generic than it is. For most of the girls, a decent portion of their dialogue references things that happened to their WW2 counterpart. Aside from that, there's a wealth of side material that provides quite a lot of depth to the characters. Also, fan works tend to paint quite a coherent picture of the girls, as they have quite clearly established personalities. Your choice is just mediocre, to be honest.

>>684191619
Why's that?

>>684192039
Me neither.
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>>684191795
i hope you do

>>684192143
damn straight, soldat
now get out there and kill some commies
with explosive quad 20mm trucks
that will send those stupid reds all over the place
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>>684192484
FUCK YOU
I RATHER FIGHT YOUR LEWDS

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684191448
Hey there. What's your question for the tarot, lucky recipient of Dr. Manhattan's charity?

>>684191619
Just kidding. But it is a surefire way to know when Reisen's around!
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>>684192593
i don't want to get out of mamizou's tail

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684192367
I appreciate it seems I've dug quite the hole. Thank you again.
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>>684192739
You do realize you're basically renting my tail for a short period of time, right?
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>>684192697
General reading for the next 6 months would be fantastic. Thanks based blue ab a dee ab die manhattan.
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>>684192429
Her only response like ever tho
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>>684193011
fine
i'mma just get out of your tail.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684192627
"Stand your ground! Fight for honor! Fight for the man beside you! Fight for the mothers who bore you! Fight for your children! Fight for your future! Fight so that your name survives! Fight for immortality!"

>>684192739
it has seats for a reason
bring the fluff with you
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>>684192372
Could be you expected the friendship to eventually lead to more, on some level. You probably do have those kinds of feelings for her, but it doesn't make you a bad person to feel jealous.

I wouldn't recommend acting on those feelings, though. She probably won't take it well, since she's smitten with someone already. All you can do, really, is try to accept that you have them and work to get yourself calmed down.

There's a different girl out there for you, so don't stay hung up on what might have been with her. You'll only do harm to your friendship if you do. It's hard to kill jealousy and deal with feelings like that, but in time you'll feel better and more clear headed about it. Time heals all wounds, or at least most wounds of the heart.
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>>684182837
I want a girlfriend. How long will it take until I have one?
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>>684193011
So that Tanuki is here. Don't remember seeing you before.
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>>684192549
I'm just not good at judging personality as a whole. It's a weakness that comes with my power. Attratctiveness is subjective, and when I say she's "best girl" I just mean she is my favorite. I like her fan art, her apperance, and I did purposefully exaggerate about their lines, but from what I hear of her, I like the 'calling people slow' thing.
Basically, since I don't see the game as a fun game to play, I would prefer to just take a quick look at the character, rather than play through to discover all the ships and their lines. I don't even know all of the ships, and if I became a regular player, I might find a shipgirl that I would view as superior to her, I just don't care enough about the game itself to do that...
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>>684193220
so, mamizou taxi?
and yeah, 'MURICANS!
I'D RATHER JUST PLANT A SHIT TON OF C4 IN THEIR BASE
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>>684193314
Eh, I visit here and again. Don't really do much otherwise.
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>>684190111
Wow, how do you always get trips?
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last roll
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>>684192627
You already accepted! Resigned! Quit!
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>>684193160
then believe what feels right or ask the blue guy, he'd know but you'd have to decipher a long winded explanation
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>>684193602
FUCK YOU
>throws a grenade

-Doc Goldeneye
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Hello, everyone, sorry I'm late

How's everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
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last last roll
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>>684193220
>>684193448
Not really a taxi. Just a really convenient pillow.

Also, we might need a new thread. This one has too many pictures.

~Mamizou
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>>684193720
do you need air support, good sir?
i can provide the best air support ever of all time
and my airplane is just parked right outside, so yeah
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>>684193854
it would serve as a taxi

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684192549
Well, I did say "somehow"... I guess I worked to hard as usual >_> Tended to obligations and stuff.
>>684193720
You should feel bad for referencing such a terrible franchise!


~Reisen
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>>684193382
Honestly the best part about the game is the doujin community. Or one of the best parts at least. I'd have to admit that some of my opinions towards characters are based on fan works and stuff, the dialogue lines are just kind of things that I know of.
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>>684193720
No.
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>>684193986
YES
I NEED IT RIGHT NOW

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684192787
No worries. Good luck out there, Anonymous!

>>684193023
Alright, here we go. Six months, six cards. I can't be sure they correspond to each other in chronological order, but that's my intent.

>1) King of Cups
Prince of the Chariot of Waters

>Upright - A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.

If this doesn't describe you, it describes a person you'll meet who will have a big influence in your life. A king is a powerful force.

>2) Ace of Swords (Reversed)
Lord of the Root of the Powers of Air

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Confusion, exaggeration in thought, violence, destruction and the misuse of power. Possibly death, but this depends upon other cards.

Don't worry, I don't think you're gonna die in month 2.

>3) The Fool
The Spirit of Ether

>Upright - Beginnings, most probably of journeys which may be possibly mental, physical or spiritual. The beginning of a new life-cycle. Energy, force, happiness and optimism. The overturning of the status quo or existing states by unexpected happenings. Innocence, naivety, and spontaneity. Important decisions to be made.

>thread number two is coming after this reading is done. Stay tuned everybody.
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>>684194011
wad

-Doc Goldeneye
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will I finish my thesis during the next 6 months?

thanks OP!
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>>684194068
ill get right to you in the next thread

im changing out my 1000lbs bomb for 37mm autocannons with explosive rounds

is that enough?
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>>684194331
YES
NOW DO IT

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684193990
You know what would make a better taxi? Orin's cart. You can literally ride around in it. You may not like the destination at the end, but hey, it makes a better taxi than my tail, which gets pinned to the ground every time someone lays on it.

~Mamizou
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>>684194415
you sure?
thats gonna be a lot of sweeping and mopping to get that much matter up off of the ground
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>>684194441
agreed.
also, the pain you get

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684194541
just fucking do it already

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684194415
You seem to really have it out for her. What she do?

-Wanderer (wall paper guy)
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