Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
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J-junior shrine maiden? W-who would that be?
Alice, of course.
You've started doing more while I've been away, huh?
You wanna don the red and white?
Yep, it's much more fun than just handing out omikujis so I left that one for the juniors.
All over the place, they're just stealth goth these days.
Just don't overwork the juniors.
Sorry to hear that. What were the good points?
Pssh, they have it easy since there are a handful of them. One of them is totally devoted to sweeping and won't let anyone else have that job, so handing out omikujis and keeping guests company is all that's left.
Alice, they're looking for you >>684176766
Here's a shitpost. Back to sticking arrows in onion things for a hat.
Takes some of the load off of you I guess. Must be nice having juniors.
Completely the wrong Alice, sorry to disappoint.
Alice, they're looking for you >>684176766
I still plan to create life forms somewhere in the universe, but there seems to be moral issues with being a creator...
...Say I observe a fox-like creature killing and eating a squirrel-like creature. The 'fox' obviously needs to eat to survive, but, say it kills and eats 100 'squirrels' within its lifetime...
Would it be the best choice to not allow 'predator' creatures to exist in the first place? Is this 'fox' 100 times more important than any 'squirrel'?
Eh, my week was alright. Was laid off of work most of the week, so that's always fun. Doesn't pay well though.
Will i have a successful marriage? Trips get
Huh... usually in this world we'd say the fox didn't do anything wrong since it's only naturally for it to kill prey. But would a planet with prey-type creatures only even work? It seems like the herbivores would wipe out the local plants without being kept in check, which would cause them to starve.
It's all a balance, like the yin-yang.
Checked. If you wanna cash in later just let me know.
Oh wait, you too!
No, it's the correct Alice.
Shit hey. Not sure what the readings will do but I'm at quite the impasse in my life right now.
Always grew up being a bit of a beta loser, never really thought about it being a beta loser but I played a fuck load of video games and I let myself get fat. Had good friends back then, and only one remained from those days, and I consider him a brother. Near the end of my video game faze I wanted to become "that guy"
You know, that guy. The guy that people would talk about when he walked by, where people would whisper his name and wanted to be his friend, yet were too scared to confront him. The typical reserved popular guy.
Well, thanks to me putting in a bit of effort and a lot of genetic luck, I'm quite attractive for my age and have a decent personality that people seem to drawn in by, so it was quite easy for me to become friends with key people that would boost my image..
I'm not a threat to anyone!
Ouch... did they just cancel your shifts or was there something else going on?
It is! I appreciate them all, too.
Nyeh, what's up, Doc?
33rd post master number OP is destined to deliver
Now she's not going to respond to me, thanks
I work for a startup company so there's still a lot of bugs that pop up that basically shut us down for awhile and the brass have to sit there and unfuck them. Fortunately, I'll be back to work, but just not in my usual position. It sucks but I don't like eating ramen on a daily basis so yeah.
It was wide open. I had to do it.
This is why people need to mind their business
Perhaps, in the late future, death will not exist.
It is the outfit of Shimakaze, the best girl of Kantai Collection, which is completely shit in every aspect except for the girls.
Ah.. I'm back here again, huh?
Why does a guy from the blue man group keep showing up
Oh, is it? The filename didn't look like one of yours.
I wouldn't call it an anime though.
They should be appreciated. I assume they do good work.
You see this is a guy who doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.
Blueberry flavored dick is nothing to complain about.
Then how do you keep your animals from overpopulating? I guess you could design them so that they live forever but only have one offspring, or none.
Also, you seem to be kind of lucky tonight.
can you see into my future? o.o
She hasn't even responded to me... prolly never will now..
i would never harm an animal in any way...
It's too late... I wanted to forced conversation you to get to know you better but I don't know what to talk about now
If I had a nickel for each of the 7 times I've heard that joke, I'd have 40 more cents than I need to fuck your mother.
This isn't me.
Blueberry dick would imply blue balls though
You just described China's wet dream. Th-the nation, not the.....never mind.
Better luck next time.
-sighs- hi im ikarous now are you this evening?
>I don't like eating ramen on a daily basis
You're preaching to the choir with that...
>subtly pushes the donation box to a more visible location
you all look the same so you might as well be
sleepy as well but i dont wanna sleep cuz it's the weekend..
What exactly do you eat? I'm surprised you don't look like that Eugenia chick. You might recognize her as Ms. Skeltal.
Just don't start eating dirt again, Reimu.
Soon enough i was rolling with the "cool" group. I had friends that would pull all the basic girls and break all the clueless girls hearts, I had drug dealer friends that could get me whatever I needed for a hell of a good price, whether it was weed blow or whatever hallucigenic substance I wanted. Even the sport stars were close with me, I had people on the top soccer and basketball teams hanging out with my group, because of me.These people respected and loved me, I never cared much what people outside my clique thought of me and for a while it never occurred to me that I was "known"
Then the girls came in, oh man. I never really chased girls except this one, a nice light skin girl with an Afro. Oh man I had an eye on her for a while and she was the first girl I initated contact with. She saw me go from a fat beta to a more or less fit alpha. Long story short, she is in love with me to the highest degree but I can't say the same so she stays a friend. For a while a few whores have came onto me (even a good friends crush lmao) and I've rejected them because I have some pretty high standards for girls.
Fuck, last weekend at a grad party, one of the most popular girls at my school put some moves onto me yet I still rejected her offers to spend the night. And she's still in the midst of getting to know me.
But the big kicker with girls happened a few weeks ago...
I just don't sleep.
She can barely even afford to eat that
Thank you, see, exactly.
I'm not sure. Is some level of suffering unavoidable? Immortality doesn't seem like a good idea, though. I just think whatever I create should be less complicated than what's on Earth, and I don't mean on a physical aspect.
If you touch me you might get a rough idea of your future, but the future isn't concrete.
It wouldn't, you're trying to use humor to cover up the fact that what you said was stupid. I can also change my color at will.
Just clearing it up for other people, your response the post, along with your name, would make it easy to confuse.
You haven't even seen the other guy. And I doubt he looks similar to me, considering I am, as you mentioned, fucking blue.
ありがとう . . .
Well you're just edgelord supreme, aren't you?
I see... well do you have some kind of sleeping disorder?
-touches your weird eyes thing- o////o
No, I just like it this way.
isn't it dangerous to fight off sleep?
Ramen, cheap sweets, or when times are really hard... >>684186868
I know my yin-yang orbs keep me from getting fat, but I'm not sure what stops me from getting skinnier...
I think your creations might suffer no matter what you do. If you made them invincible and immortal, they'd just get bored and never grow or learn.
I guess that doesn't matter much with squirrels, but...
You need sleep though.
A meme word, one that people pull out of their ass when they can't think of anything to say. Compare to 'cringe' or 'cuck' or 'butthurt' or 'autism'.
Oh yeah, 'edgy', another one of the meme words. How is what I said in that post edgy?
Evolution will still occur. I like to think that suffering always matters.
Don't bother, we had a Doc before he even existed so I'm not sure he can complain about you using the name.
Depends for how long. And I don't fight it, I sleep when I need to.
You seem to act like you're in a state of permanently being pissed off, it's tiring and usually a trait of edgy teenagers.
Probably the orbs. Still, eating dirt? Jeez next time you're out of food, I'll buy.
Although, without natural selection, evolution might not do much. Still, there are mutations. I'm just not sure how to go about this. I could start by creating single-celled life...
It's a Bohr model of a hydrogen atom, but it'll do.
You need it now though.
>you remind me of a shitty late 90s song
I'm just upset now.
I need no such thing.
I can't seem to get dubs or trips so how about I take off my clothes instead?
Actually, I read a book at Alice's house once while she was busy with doll stuff.
It said that natural selection is what drives evolution, and how can you have natural selection if nothing dies? On a philosophical level, it's the same. Without going through hardships of some kind, we can't grow mentally either. That's the part the squirrels wouldn't understand, I think.
I wasn't complaining. I was just saying that it had the potential to confuse people, which it already did at least once, earlier. Also, I'm not 'permenantly pissed off' and I don't know what would make you think that, unless you were upset by me personally for some reason.
>you remind me of a shitty late 90s song
How so? If I ask what song you're talking about, is it going to be something to do with the color blue?
I'm not going to complain.
W-well... goodnight, I can't fight mines any longer.
I wish I could see into the future, I'll be able to help people in mysterious ways and give people hope... goodnight blue man <3
I miss you so much... ah.. i hate not being in your arms every night while listening to your heart beat... goodnight reimu <3
I'm a girl, uhh... "bee tee double-yew."
Flan, I'm not a lolicon.
Hey OP thanks for doing this!
Am I meant to be with who I am already with, or should I pursue the new love that has sparked me back to life over seas. Where is home?
if that doesnt work how do you see my next 3 months?
I'm telling Remi.
You're a very tiring person to see talk, you know that right?
>Flan, I'm not a lolicon.
You're missing out.
Because I have it stuck in my head.
Now I blame all this stress on this one whore lmao.
This girl was around with me during my video game phase, she was more or less my "best friend" and we loved talking and spending time together. She was a whore though, she blew a lot of guys and was on birth control in grade 10, yet I still had the biggest crush on her.
Anyway, long story short. She got s boyfriend before I confessed my feelings and she switched schools and we stopped talking completely for almost two years. All the while I was making my self the man I am today.
Then she came back.
I had forgotten about her, yet there she was. Slid into my Instagram dms and she wanted to hang out again. I allowed it just to see how she turned out and to my surprise she was the exact the same as she was in grade 10.
Needless to say I fell, again. But I played it cool.
Funny thing is, she fell for me too.
We dated on the down low for about a month and I swear to would've done angling for this girl. She made me feel my heart and had me fantasizing about her in my arms. I was in love
and then one night she was laying in one of her friends lap. A guy I didn't know. So I picked a fight with this guy but he was too bitch to do anything. I was looked at as the bad guy.
She disregarded everything I said to her, as if when I told her that when I get back from my military service I'd show her the world and ventually marry her
We haven't talked in about two weeks.
She sent me into an existenal crisis . And I'm not sure what to do.
I've more or less won high school, I got my crush, came in her mouth and did whatever o wanted to her. I fucked top class whores, I'm clearly "known" and the majority of people are too scared to talk to me. I have a single friend whose known me since the beginning and a large group of friends who are useful to me both in image and favours.
I became "that guy"
Now there's one month left of high school and I'm not sure what to do with myself
Ah, you're right! I mean.. My entrances need to be lewd if they're going to get any attention.
Hey there Reisen-chan! I didn't see you at first!
>goodnight blue man
You see, the reason that this is OK, is because it is friendly and cute, and it isn't some shitty overused insult that basically amounts to "You're blue."
I'm Blue was a decent song. There wasn't much to the lyrics, but I like it, and I really like the part without the lyrics, too. I think it is catchy. The music video, although visually poor, is comical, and the "PLEASE COME BACK" at the end gets me every time.
That's not true. Lewd may be preferred, but I care about you either way.
You can roll as much as you want, you're only doing me a favor.
Oh, I think you are a little bit confused, it's actually your lewd clone
Oh...I would. I've got that bitch on speed dial.
My week was shit.
My girlfriend left me.
I lost my job.
My best friend killed himself.
My parents are getting a divorce.
My landlord raised the rent.
I don't need tarot readings to know my life will be bleak.
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
How can you use a straw in space, Chief? What sort of tricks are you holding?
Are you referring to my "holy shit"? It was my overreaction in reference to your "it's annoying to see you talk".
Why is it 'cringy'? I think it's funny and cute.
look man i know i look good in the outfit reimu gave me but im not doing it
Ohh, I see. Marisa calls me that so I was confused. Welcome back!
>Seven of Wands
Lord of Valour
>Upright - Successful advancement. A time of great opportunity requiring much skill, courage and determination in order to succeed. Strength of nerve, great fortitude and courage in the face of hardship. An indication that success may be achieved through sustained effort. Indicates strong and powerful competition.
You already know that much. It seems the competition is for you in this case.
Would you rather if the next card represents your current love or your new flame?
I knew you were doing that.
Yeah it seemed like quite an overreaction.
Hey, I got one of those too.
Using straws in space isn't impossible. Fatal sure, but not impossible.
and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
theres no brakes on this Bismarck class battleship
if funny and cute looked like a combination between a cheesy chinese kung-fu movie and failens, then sure why not
~Senator Biggus Dickus
im not saying its aliens but...its aliens
no need to damn anything
I'm sorry, Anonymous. Would a hug help? Things seem very dark for you right now, but don't give up hope. Your friend may have been confused and hurt, but you should know he wouldn't want the same for you. Keep going in his place. Fulfill one of his dreams for him if you can.
Literally just walk into Reimu's shrine and pick on off the floor. She just leaves them lying around.
Only as much of an overreaction calling everything 'cringe' and 'edgy'.
>a combination between a cheesy chinese kung-fu movie and failens
Yes, that's hilariously adorable.
Wait, does this mean...
Chief was the blue aliens in the music video all along?!
Hey Reimu, it's been a few weeks since I talked to you but I saw your thread and wanted to talk to you a bit, if that's okay. Things have been a little bit weird with my friend and I guess it's just making me sad. She still doesn't say goodnight anymore, which makes me sad, but I don't tell her about it. Even though we still talk everyday, it still feels like we'very been more...distant, I guess? Like, she's been taking much longer to answer my messages, and when she does she doesn't say a whole lot. I feel bad for being upset about this, I should be happy about any time we get to spend together, and of course she's not obligated to talk to me at all, but I still feel...neglected might not be the right word for it, but something similar? I have this constant fear that if I don't always initiate a conversation she'll stop being friends with me. She has a boyfriend online that she tells me about sometimes now. We were never in a relationship together, she's always just been like a close friend and big sister to me, so I don't know why that hurts me so bad. She hasn't been saying "I love you" back because she said she feels guilty, so I've tried my best to stop saying it too, which has been hard. It makes me feel horribly selfish and like a bad friend that this upsets me, but I can't stop thinking "Is he her best friend now?", "Does she talk to him more than me? Does she like talking to him more than me?", "Do they say goodnight to each other like we used to do?", "Am I going to be left behind?". Im happy that she found someone that makes her happy of course, but I also feel like a bad friend for feeling hurt over this. I'm sorry for this huge dumb blogpost, but I don't really have anyone else to talk to and I felt like I needed to tell someone.
You. I've seen you before. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
I just called you edgy, and it was because you were acting a little like it.
That'll be one donation to Reimu's shrine. She's been eating dirt for the past week.
It'z cuz I wasn't showing off my bosom.
How are you all?
I-It's you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!
(Near the city of Chorrol.)
See quads, then get trips? Is this magic? I'm happy.
I got a trips (also 111) get recently and got a reading, so I can just give these trips to the first person who says, "Eiffel 66 did a good job."
And you don't need to blush.
I hope you're not upset because I said Shimakaze was best girl. You can be co-best girl, OK?
You're not a bad friend, I've felt the same thing many times. It's only natural when someone you were really close with suddenly has a lot going on in their life.
That's all it probably is, really. I can tell you from experience and from seeing it many times, a new boyfriend/girlfriend is a real time consumer. She's caught up in worrying the same things about him every time he doesn't reply the way she expected, and she's trying to spend as much time with him as possible for their new relationship to flourish.
In time, she'll probably cool off and have more time for the rest of her life, but for now, it's gonna be like that.
BEHOLD WHAT LIES UNDER THE HELMET
And everybody around
Yes, Reisen, really!
What "Reisen" would I have to lie to you?
Donate another or no fluffy tail for you.
I'm pretty good, you?
The fact that you think Shimakaze is best girl just shows how little you know about the girls.
I know. Just know that I sympathize with you and I hope only the best for you. It's all I can do.
I'm so used to seeing them now, it's like a part of your outfit!
Yesu. Thank you for your kindness and consideration of others~
Hop on, kid.
It is a very newface thing to say.
you fucked their name up, der schwachsinnige
he is as edgy as a razor factory
cause he ain't got nobody to listen
moderate chance of getting in trouble because my music is too loud
The most newface thing to say. In fairness though, she does go very fast.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
Personality isn't a big factor for the girls in an idle game. If it was a decent game, or a good show, I would factor that in more. I haven't watched the show for Kancolle, either, and I don't plan to.
Also, maybe it's just me, but I have trouble judging the girls by their 20 'unique' lines that all say something like, "Hello, Admiral!" or "I am cute, pay attention to me!"
Um, no, you say, Eiffel 66 is my universes counterpart of Eiffel 65. Not lying at all.
As usual, I managed somehow to derive no enjoyment at all from my day off. *shrugs*
I do that all the time!
You know, I just realized that I never had my fortune read on here. Might as well do it once, just to see what happens. Any takers? You guys know my name.
Rolling again for trips cuz
- want new job
- want new city
- want surgery
wouldnt be so sure about that
You're getting my tail wet.
my bullshitautism-o-tron is beeping
i don't even know how to put those lyrics into words
my subs are hooked up to pixel bee by savant
because you're a puss
real soldiers never surrender or retreat
None of that makes your choice any less basic.
I'm guessing the answer is no. Shit happens though.
Not sure if god or schizophrenia. How can I know for sure?
But, yeah. Basically, Shimakaze is my favorite for 2 reasons. Because I like her body and outfit more than the rest, mostly the thong and stockings, and because getta go fest.
Does that make me a shallow prick? Maybe. But if I'm swimming up shallow blue waters, the water will slide right off my blue what the fuck am i saying
I got trips
and they went to
as per what i said in
But shouldn't quads get something really special?
>Ten of Swords
Lord of Ruin
Eesh, good start, huh?
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Only an illusionary lifting of burdens or release from afflictions as suffering will continue. Sometimes death and violent and extreme change. Only temporary good fortune.
Ah... I should take this chance to remind people to take these with a grain of salt and keep sound judgment in mind instead of relying only on the cards' answers. But according to the card, it sounds like the new relationship will start off exciting and great, but will ultimately lead to regrets.
And now for the current...
>Five of Wands
Lord of Strife
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Trickery, fraud, defeat, hurt and ruin. Litigation and legal wrangles that could be avoided. Spiteful conversation and unnecessary competitiveness.
Ooh, that one doesn't look so great either...
I have to read someone else now, but if you wanna stick around and roll some more you can.
It's normal to feel jealous, I guess, that she might be spending more time with him than she does with me? I don't know, this is my first time dealing with something like this, and it's my first time being friends with a girl, so all of this is completely new to me. I just don't know why it hurts so bad if we were never in a relationship. The other day she told me that she thinks they're a couple now and I cried so hard that my eyes were red for the next day and a half. I don't even know how that happens, or why I was even crying in the first place, I shouldn't be. I don't know, it's just a lot of new confusing feelings that, while she would normally be the person I'd talk to when I feel like this, I can't talk to her about because she's directly involved. I feel like I want to tell her that I miss her, even though she hasn't gone anywhere. I feel so selfish and demanding and narcissistic for feeling like this, but i cant stop for some reason. I don't know, I'm sorry, i just hope soon everything goes back to the way it was. but thanks for talking with me.
Misfortune all year round.
i dunno ask reimu
Is one of them telling you to murder everything you love and hold dear and then threatening you if you don't? If not, it's the mental illness.
Because like most humans, you like lewd.
Oooh, I see! Well, here's hoping no one pesters you.
That's a very... lacking perspective. Of course appearance is a factor, but in that case Shimakaze isn't even the cutest shipgirl. The girls themselves have quite a bit of personality in the lines that they have, and you make their dialogue sound a lot more generic than it is. For most of the girls, a decent portion of their dialogue references things that happened to their WW2 counterpart. Aside from that, there's a wealth of side material that provides quite a lot of depth to the characters. Also, fan works tend to paint quite a coherent picture of the girls, as they have quite clearly established personalities. Your choice is just mediocre, to be honest.
Hey there. What's your question for the tarot, lucky recipient of Dr. Manhattan's charity?
Just kidding. But it is a surefire way to know when Reisen's around!
You do realize you're basically renting my tail for a short period of time, right?
Her only response like ever tho
"Stand your ground! Fight for honor! Fight for the man beside you! Fight for the mothers who bore you! Fight for your children! Fight for your future! Fight so that your name survives! Fight for immortality!"
it has seats for a reason
bring the fluff with you
Could be you expected the friendship to eventually lead to more, on some level. You probably do have those kinds of feelings for her, but it doesn't make you a bad person to feel jealous.
I wouldn't recommend acting on those feelings, though. She probably won't take it well, since she's smitten with someone already. All you can do, really, is try to accept that you have them and work to get yourself calmed down.
There's a different girl out there for you, so don't stay hung up on what might have been with her. You'll only do harm to your friendship if you do. It's hard to kill jealousy and deal with feelings like that, but in time you'll feel better and more clear headed about it. Time heals all wounds, or at least most wounds of the heart.
So that Tanuki is here. Don't remember seeing you before.
I'm just not good at judging personality as a whole. It's a weakness that comes with my power. Attratctiveness is subjective, and when I say she's "best girl" I just mean she is my favorite. I like her fan art, her apperance, and I did purposefully exaggerate about their lines, but from what I hear of her, I like the 'calling people slow' thing.
Basically, since I don't see the game as a fun game to play, I would prefer to just take a quick look at the character, rather than play through to discover all the ships and their lines. I don't even know all of the ships, and if I became a regular player, I might find a shipgirl that I would view as superior to her, I just don't care enough about the game itself to do that...
Eh, I visit here and again. Don't really do much otherwise.
You already accepted! Resigned! Quit!
then believe what feels right or ask the blue guy, he'd know but you'd have to decipher a long winded explanation
Well, I did say "somehow"... I guess I worked to hard as usual >_> Tended to obligations and stuff.
You should feel bad for referencing such a terrible franchise!
Honestly the best part about the game is the doujin community. Or one of the best parts at least. I'd have to admit that some of my opinions towards characters are based on fan works and stuff, the dialogue lines are just kind of things that I know of.
No worries. Good luck out there, Anonymous!
Alright, here we go. Six months, six cards. I can't be sure they correspond to each other in chronological order, but that's my intent.
>1) King of Cups
Prince of the Chariot of Waters
>Upright - A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.
If this doesn't describe you, it describes a person you'll meet who will have a big influence in your life. A king is a powerful force.
>2) Ace of Swords (Reversed)
Lord of the Root of the Powers of Air
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Confusion, exaggeration in thought, violence, destruction and the misuse of power. Possibly death, but this depends upon other cards.
Don't worry, I don't think you're gonna die in month 2.
>3) The Fool
The Spirit of Ether
>Upright - Beginnings, most probably of journeys which may be possibly mental, physical or spiritual. The beginning of a new life-cycle. Energy, force, happiness and optimism. The overturning of the status quo or existing states by unexpected happenings. Innocence, naivety, and spontaneity. Important decisions to be made.
>thread number two is coming after this reading is done. Stay tuned everybody.
You know what would make a better taxi? Orin's cart. You can literally ride around in it. You may not like the destination at the end, but hey, it makes a better taxi than my tail, which gets pinned to the ground every time someone lays on it.