ALICE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU ARE NEVER FUCKING ON WHEN I AM IN TIME FOR YOUR THREADS FUCKING GODDAMNIT
>>684176766
i was legit just thinking this
i was looking forward to this thread all day
lets wait together /b/ro
she's probably out having a social life
>>684177155
checked b8man
>>684177155
checked
>>684177266
checked b@man
>>684176766
>>684177266
>>684177155
All these dubs
>>684177444
lolol now trips
bless no bless no
get thread to forget about the depression
>>684176766
I miss her
If dubs she gets here within 10 minutes
>>684177444
full house? fuckin checked, mate
>>684176766
>>684177155
>>684177266
>>684177444
>Is /b/ broke again ?
>>684177651
has anyone on this thread actually emailed her b4?
how was that experience
im thinking about it
also whats her email
>>684177837
I forgot. I don't have a Twitter. I hope she's alright and having a good time without us if she is.
>>684178018
as desperate as it sounds, i literally looked forward to seeing one of these for the past three days but either missed it or she didn't do one
im feeling extremely depressed cuz i thought for sure there would be one today
>>684177837
[email protected]
Remember to use the /b/ archives, lad. You can read Alice threads while waiting for new ones.
>>684177837
i want to as i desperately need help
but i am too lazy to create a fake email
she is never here when i am on either
i have her email but unsure if i want to give it out without her say
>>684178245
Me too. I'm sure she'll come back. Until then I'll keep rolling
>>684178391
She usually comes by at 8:00
>>684178563
im in australia those numbers are meaningless to me :(
I'm suicidal suffering from some stuff but have immense distrust of psychologists o cant seek help. to me they are the same as anyone else and just in it for money.
Whats Alice's deal, is she genuine? Why the fuck does she care? She has a lot of guts coming to /b/ where such nutcases like me reside...
Is Alice that hot asian cosplayer?
Post picture please :)
>>684178888
Edgy
But I was suprised when someone so kind waddled in shit to try and solve /b/'s problems. She was too good for such a shit board.
>>684178888
Quads. Woah. What's up with this tread?
>>684178888
Also checked. Noice Australian shitposting m8
>>684178972
she is asian and probably hot but not the one ur thinking of
does anyone have pics of her?
also, has she ever had a thread later than 8:00 or should we give up hope?
>>684179333
lol best get thread in a while
even im getting dubs and trips wtf
I can't decide what to have for dinner :( and I'm out of frozen pizza. What do?
Anyone has a picture of her?
>>684179446
You have to eat your own cum Anon. It's the only way you won't starve.
>>684178888
>>684179446
Also post timestamp
>>684179446
eat peanut butter
if u can get something to dip it in then you've got yourself a gourmet meal
perhaps celery or bananas or even some weird shit like hot dogs taste good with peanut butter
>>684178888
It's 8am and pm EST. Just type those into a timezone converter. But she isn't always here, so don't get your hopes too high even if you get the time right.
>>684179715
or i could just, you know, use my iPhone 6 clock app.
also, check'em!
Is there proof that she's a real psychologist
Quads check'em!
>>684179933
checked
>>684180070
not even close
bby
>>684179933
checkd but dubs are hardly impressive in this god tier get thread
>>684179933
Checked
>>684179986
Who cares, She helped me out on a bad day. Alice's certificate could be made out of macaroni and glue and I wouldn't give a flying fuck.
>>684180373
Maybe you should go outside more if a random woman from the internet can affect you so much
>>684180521
I just said she helped cheer me up on a bad day, you cock sucking nigger.
I haven't been on while she has, but now I kind of want to. I she really that good then?
>>684180070
Ha. No.
>>684180373
>Who cares, She helped me out on a bad day. Alice's certificate could be made out of macaroni and glue and I wouldn't give a flying fuck.
I've once helped and talked down a suicidal person on a forum for suicidal people and it was fucking draining and triggered the shit out of me so bad I never went back there. You have to respect those who genuinely care and want to help.
How did she help you?
Also, check'em boy!
>>684180747
Wat
>>684180867
Is* she really that good then?
>>684180747
Honestly no. The main appeal is the idea somebody cares for you, and for a lot of the anons that seems to be enough to make them feel better.
I've asked her for help before, she gave me advice that didn't help at all.
Alice is the real queen of b
none of these slutty bimbos who post their nudes for attention once in a while like that nordic girl
she shows compassion and friendship and does earnest and honarable work to help us all.
>plus shes total waifu material
anyone seen alice's tits? if she's asian i'm guessing their small with dark nipples
>>684181359
Agreed.
>>684181434
Oh shit waddup
>>684181434
not seen them but she said she is a 34 C (maybe it was 38) which is actually considerable sized
>>684180863
I felt like shit is all. I fucked up everything I tried that day. I fail at a lot but I get sick of it and lash out even though I like to think I have a lot of patience
>Sucide forum
I'm sorry that it was draining for you if you are being genuine.
Also check these
>>684181707
Reroll
>>684181807
>One number difference
Fuck you Reroll
>>684181908
What the fuck
>>684181807
double 07. I guess that counts for something.
>>684181999
There we go.
>>684181707
>Sucide forum
>I'm sorry that it was draining for you if you are being genuine.
Yes, %100 genuine.
I'm solarflare from suicideforum dot com
Also check'em and weep faggots!
>>684182101
You meaan these
>>684182536
>>684182101
unchecked
>>684180863
If you or others are interested, people have named that draining "compassion fatigue". The silver lining is that it quickly cures those who care too much, allowing them to finally live for themselves. Went through similar experiences myself.
>>684182652
One more
I killed Alice
>>684182877
Hi. You always show up in those threads too right? Also checked
>>684180694
Yeah, and now you're in a thread searching for her
You're searching for more compassion from a random woman on the internet
Get some friends you sperglord
>>684182781
If I ever get over my shit I would like to volunteer on one of those suicide phone lines, I've already looked into it to see how much the training costs etc. But after that experiene I had online at that forum I dont think I could do a 4 hour shift once a fortnight which is what is required. I was, however, blown away when I found out those people on suicide hotlines are volunteers. Good for them, although people are still all scum in my opinion they are sometimes capable of performing amazing acts.
Now CHECKEM!
>>684183368
K thnx
>>684183454
You mean these
>>684182877
tell us everything u know about the alice
>how does one get her panties gushing like gushers out this bitch?
>>684183163
Just passing by really, what's up?
>>684183684
Nothing. Just rolling
>>684183580
I don't really know anything because she lies so much, it's hard to tell what's real with her
>>684183765
It's all about timing, every 30 seconds is 96 posts
>>684183780
what do u think u know
>she works as the finacial compooter person for that company and makes good money:
True/False?
>Has a boyfriend/gf and is bisexual?
True/False?
>age?
>description?
>interests other than anime, psychology, and horror films?
u know more than us (which is basically nothing)
>>684184085
Thanks. Nice tits
Also it's pretty spooky that everytime I look at the clock at least once a week it will be 9:11
Uhm, excuse m-me, but are y-you looking for me?
>>684184132
Anonymous, I wouldn't ask that person about me; she knows less than nothing.
>>684184664
Is that really you?
>>684184664
If you're really Alice, could you prove it to us? Make us feel the love only Alice can make us feel.
>>684184664
hoooooooooooooly shit
either we got a decent imposter or this is real
aliceeee
theres only one way to test if this is real
im a boi who posts frequently that has tics
what do i call myself and what do i call you?
>>684184132
-I know she works for a computer company (we live in the same city)
-I don't know about her imitate life because it's none of my business
-she's 23, 5'8", Azn, pale, frail, walks as slow as a turtle
>>684184373
more tits
>>684184797
Ora ora ora! Who the hell do you think I am?!
>>684184817
W-well, I could tell you to go to the doctor if that'd help <4
No, but for serious, I was working on something a bit....big. I wanted to make a truly great thread tonight, but it's taking a bit long to get all the materials together.
However, I might be willing to give you a sample...
>>684184953
Don't you call me something I really don't like? Psycho-san?
>>684184748
Kek
Ok so called "psychologist"
Sense all you do is have "normal" talks with anonymous people
>>684185005
Thank you, angel. Really need that.
>>684176766
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>684185032
I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist; I help people talk to their doctors. Call me an advocate if it makes you feel better.
>>684185017
Please show us the sample, maybe-Alice.
>>684185162
I'm really upset because there is more porn than regular fanart of her...
>>684185032
every time. I swear you're a bot repeating the same thing over and over
>>684185017
Good to see you Alice. How have you been?
>>684185017
o dang it really is u
just to be extra careful
one time when i asked which date scenario you preferred out of a list of three (movie, carnival, shopping), you rejected all three and gave me what alternative scenario?
u might not remember and i pretty much already believe you
>>684185005
Thanks
>>684185270
Well. You asked for it. I'm nothing if not generous.
Ah shit, it's the wrong size for a WebM. Let me render it. I forgot 4chan wants 3MB. I thought it was 4MB.
>>684185303
Nope not a bot. But thanks for showing how much of a faggot you are anon.
>>684185285
Well I mean't for the knowledge was not the anon who wanted the tits
>>684185355
At least she's now. You can creep on her for the rest of the night
>>684185509
fuck
>>684185509
How did I show that I was a faggot?
>>684185509
Better idea!
http://anekiho.me/Alice/alice-try.webm
Alice-san,I have a pretty long story,and a pretty big problem.Would you be so kind as to listen to it?If yes,I'll maybe greentext.
>>684185681
Be back in a bit; gotta get laundry out.
>>684185735
Sure, but you can also email me at [email protected]
>>684185681
A pre-recorded video does not help at all. All it shows is that your a huge weeb
>>684185661
For you calling me a bot, faggot.
Have fun you lonely niggers
>>684185681
llllllllllllllllooooolllllll omai
did i just see alice
this is a big moment
btw alice im currently working hard on composing more music for u
should be ready in a few days if not sooner and i will probably email it too you
-tickle
>>684185238
>neuropsychopharmacologist
You spelled "shill for big pharma" wrong Faggot.
>>684185850
...wat? It wasn't supposed to "help". It's something I'm doing for a thread. What do you think it was supposed to prove?
>>684185779
>[email protected]
Thank you very much,I really appreciate your kindness.Ever heard of twin souls?
im chasing after my ex who sometimes loves me sometimes ignores me & maybe dodges me when i ask to hang out but im so fucking depressed and paranoid all the time like i think ab her way too much and the impending doom of my future. btw im 17 just had my last day of highschool idk how imma pay for college or anything, no car, friends are ok but no one sees me as important rlly & the ex made me lose all confidence in talking to ppl bc her social skills are -4/10 and poisonous so i overthink literally everything i say until i dont say it and im like this, in this anxious state at nearly all times of the day, when im not with her, thats why im still chasing tho bcc she chills me out but god everthing hurts and idk how to make things better
>>684185961
I know it's for your stupid thread but thanks for showing how much of a weaboo you are.
>>684185850
So just because I hurt your feelings?
Is Alice the tarot card chick or is she the psychologist chick
>>684186091
an adorable weaboo tho
u must admit
plus shes azn so she gets a discount on being a weeb
>>684185681
>>684185961
No, the video is beautiful.
>>684186219
No for thinking that I was a bot. It's that simple.
>>684186391
It seems like your upset.
>>684186599
you're*
>nice dubs btw
I r-really don't want to babysit anonymous right now.
*rubs her forehead*
For g-goodness sake its Friday night. Don't you have friends to spend time with?
>>684187054
No. But that's /b/ for you. What are your favorite threads on /b/ or favorite boards. Just curious
>>684185931
Yeah, that's actually not what I do, but okay.
>>684185964
Yes, the native american concept of transgenderism?
>>684186091
You are very welcome. I'm half japanese by the way, and no parts white, but okay
>>684186314
Psych chick. Reimu is the tarot card chick
>>684187054
Yeah, that wasn't me. Try harder; you got the picture signature wrong.
>>684187054
impersonating Alice is a federal offense
You always come and bring happiness to us, Alice. Is there anything we can do for you?
>>684187316
That's not me. Regardless, the only board I go to is /b/.
It's my home, after all.
As for threads, I enjoy variety <4
>>684187450
Be happy <4 Live your life as best you can, and achieve great things.
Keep moving forward; that's enough for me, Anonymous.
>>684187323
Oops. Plz answer
>>684187316
>>684187323
Nah,the case of two absolutely similar souls meeting about only once every 100 years.
STOP IMPERSONATION. /b/tards are too unstable for this!
>>684177770
Almost quints
>>684187523
Thank you
>>684187646
Oh. Uhh. Souls don't exist, so no. Sorry.
>>684187611
See
>>684187523
>>684187651
*hugs close* It's okay. I'll heal their hearts regardless.
>>684187743
It's my honor, Anonymous.
>>684187819
Do you believe in god?
>>684187523
alice, i was wondering what type of game it was you were working on at the moment (or in the future) and if u could maybe give me a brief description or screen caps, i will make some awesome background music for the game
>>684187927
Absolutely not. But I'd rather not get into such philosophical discussions; it's Friday, we should have fun! I was going to maybe try streaming even.
>>684188126
Currently, I'm working on a remake of an old NES game called Monster Party!
Who is Alice?
>>684188275
What programming language do you utilize?
>>684188395
I am!
>>684188400
C++, of course. It's a game, and I'm not a script kiddie.
I'm going to run it through emscripten to get it working on WebGL though.
Are there new iterations, or is the Alice of now the Alice of old as well?
It's been a while since I've been here, though I have these as a memento from my last visit.
>>684188275
o i see. i suppose you want to use the original games music then. im listening to the soundtrack atm to see what its like, i could always do a version of the ost like a jazzy piano
version of one of the tracks or something idk
it would be my honor to help you out in anyway i can with the music(as well as genuinely fun for me) after all that you have helped me with :)
>>684188675
*smirks* You still have a pair huh? Greens? I only made a few of those. KOF?
>>684188681
I'm in your care then <4
>>684188559
I have an inquiry regarding music. I consider myself a fan of Chance the Rapper and their latest mixtape dropped but it distresses me because I cannot relate to some of their new songs because of the strong religiosity found within. Anyway, long story short: have you ever had this problem?
>>684188395
A sociopath
>>684188822
Uhm. Well, here's how I see it: take the good, leave the bad. Take what you can relate to, ignore what you can't.
Gotta relax man; it's not that big of a deal.
>>684188675
i got some of them 2 lol
>>684188805
Close
>>684189025
Oh my <4 A lot of my old friends here then. I'm glad to see you guys still around.
>>684189074
Doc?
>>684189074
DOC
>>684189174
>>684189126
If only I still had my embarrassed gifs
But yes
It's been a long time, I hope you're all well
>>684189126
How many languages can you speak?
>>684189546
I've moved to NYC and gotten a six figure job!
Suck on that, Bern and Chen!
>>684189571
....uhh....depends. Do programming languages count?
>>684189693
I guess It could count. Foreign to me.
Actually Alice is more narcissistic than an actual sociopath
Even though she does have some sociopathic traits
>>684189571
>>684189693
Are you familiar with C#?
>>684189693
I miss Chen, I heard she came back as another poster in the anime threads and pretends to be a teenager.
>>684189693
The last time we spoke you were struggling in...Jersey?
I'm happy to hear about your success, truly.
I can't say I've spoken to either of those two however. I dropped off the face of the earth for several months- and everybody had gone their separate ways since then.
>>684189992
Nope
>>684189992
Don't do that to my imgs you cuck
>>684176766
i have big tits im not trolling for youtube likes i speak the truth brothers of /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tSgTcphXUE
almost done a sample of a tune i was working on earlier today if i can just figure out how to do this simple ass thing in fl studio lol it should be a few minutes
hai guise, wot is dubs?
>>684191126
-stare-
>>684190797
>>684191034
Why are you shitposting here
>>684191326
look at this salty faggot
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>>684188275
ohhh
>>684191326
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684192112
cringe worthy old memes
yuck
>>684192112
Here have a rock
is alice still here?
:(((((
i was trying to finish up a sample of the music i was doing 4 the game and didn't see her go
Please don't ruin the Alice thread.
>>684192631
Sorry. I was just about to ask if the thread was dead. Nice cat btw
>>684192619
Is there any way I can talk to you in private? I would like to know about the past
>>684187819
How do "souls not exist," Alice?
>>684192828
o umm sure. i don't want to give out my skype on here but ill give my kik and then tell u my skype from there lol (its more convinient if that works 4 u)
kik: ahlemon
Lel the feeling when you decide to hit up /b/ before bed and the thread you put up 2 hours ago is still rolling.
If this is the real alice:
Just wanted to vent about sleeping through my appointment with the psychiatrist because I forgot it was 8 am, not the usual 4pm. Cutting this shit real close, my new appointment is the same day I run out of meds and the last time I was unmedicated I made a suicide attempt.
>>684193103
I don't have a kek...
>>684193601
You could have just asked me for my skype lol
>>684193601
> posts skype on /b/
> keving551
> expects to remain anon-a-moose
>>684193730
o lol truee dang it but i guess mines already up there so ill let you add me
So, are these threads still alive then?
I haven't seen one in a while, and just happened to stumble across this to say hi to Alice again.
Are there new groups of unofficial trip posters in threads like this? Surprising to see they've continued on for this long since I left. It must have been two years now...maybe 4.
>>684193907
Now the whole world is going is going to add u
>>684194019
We're here forever
>>684194137
Moar of Ikaros.
>>684194801
Goodnight, anonymous <3
>>684195000
Thanks!
Good night /b/. Good night Alice if you're still here
