Waifu claiming thread.
>Rules are Great Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>684178175
Rules are pretty good
Kud Get
>>684177908
Good, this has been most of it I think. Looking forward to shitposting late into the morning since I've got nothing to do all weekend.
Maka claimed.
>>684177611
thanks for the reminder
>rattle
EEGS
Later.
I'm here
That's it
She's claimed
Give me more alcohol
QOTT:
Who fucking gives a rat's ass?
>>684178175
kagami claimed
>megumin is the most adorable cutie!!! and also a space marine
>>684177990
we can???
>she told me she consented
o-oh!!! ill tell the officer too kek
claim
>>684178475
The rat, obviously
>>684178429
>
Claiming.
Going to go shower and probably eat.
Later waifus.
>>684178397
>rattle rattle
>>684178419
Messy rooms go
Best waifu claimed
>>684177380
Now that you mention it that is anime as fuck
>>684177665
>off by one
>tfw I got that pun
I hope it does, I'll be releasing the demo once I'm done
>>684177707
That way I live I doubt I'll make it to 25
Why 25 though?
>>684177908
>isn't half so shitty as someone like Juri
You can always be worse of but that doesn't mean it feels better for me.
>weren't even supposed to be able to have kids.
Dude, you're like a lucky ass freak of nature
>>684178175
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>684178430
>>684178175
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
Yeah pretty much.
>>684178392
Best waifu has been claimed. We might as well pack our bags and fuck off
>>684178578
Anyone have a wallpaper sized version of this?
>>684178541
FLOUR :^)
>>684178638
almost 2 solid minutes later
>>684178454
cya Kirino!
>>684178541
Healthy as fuck.
>>684178541
I do love milk (and chocolate) but now I'm hungry.
>>684176586
>>684177793
Yes it is
>>684178737
21 Gallons of a certain bodily fluid.
>>684178586
cya
>rattle
>>684178690
you got the daily reminder?
>>684178475
who doesn't
>>684178524
>
Done anything productive for society today?
>>684178454
hello sunshine
>>684178878
eye
>>684178598
I know, man. Starving kids in Africa doesn't mean you're any less hungry, right? And I'm really sorry to hear that about your family - I'm very close to my parents and it saddens me to think that other people don't have that relationship. I'm very lucky in many ways.
>>684178878
Waddup vel
Out from my lurking hole. How has everyone's day been so far?
>>684179035
Ofc I do
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>684179118
Good. How was your mad wank sess'?
>>684179134
nuh uh ur a liar
>>684179017
>21 gallons
daaaaamn nigga
>>684178175
This my bitch
ERP and RP are pretty high up there. Like in the mid to high range
>>684179052
i murdered some briefings today!!! other than that nah lol, i know your legs are killing you right now, how did your day go besides that??
claimed
she's smart ..
and very fuckable
>>684179264
No u
>>684178475
The female rat to the male rat
>>684178598
I dont think I have seen it yet
>>684178878
Nevermind. See it and like it
I don't hate you as much as I say I do.
But Christ sometimes you guys really disappoint me.
It's a terrible day, I'm going to bed. If I'm back in 20 minutes call me a faggot.
>>684179118
Better now that you're here
Yuno claim
>>684179394
I might play some more DOOM.
>>684179478
Good night Tats!
>I'll be waiting
>>684179314
Well.. I bought my booze online and should arrive at my local liquor store by next week... That's pretty much all I did today besides killing my legs
>>684179193
Pretty darn good, as I hadn't in about a week. >>684179478
Have sweet dreams of you waifu Tats.
>>684179517
Thanks friend!
>>684179478
Farewell tats.
Hate me the most, i deserve it.
>>684179541 nice taste m8
Dio-sama...
Was playing Hots but then I got bored after getting a blue screen 3 times.
>>684179517
そのロリの頭をなでたい
>>684179735
Why do you have to order it, is it something fancy?
>>684178598
I can't wait to play it
So summary for me:
>burned HDD
>deleted history
>cleared cookies
>got a dog
>hid my "medicinal" drugs
>closed the blinds
>waited for the Party Van
>didn't get caught downloading deadpool as the Party Van was at my house
>fuck yeah.jpg
>>684179478
Goodnight, Tats.
Good luck getting rest.
>>684178175
>forget your priorities
>>684179735
you ordered it online?! i didn't even catch that lol, ill bet the wait will be worth it though~
>>684178878
kek
That's great man
>>684179109
>Starving kids in Africa doesn't mean you're any less hungry, right?
Boy do I know starving. Indeed, other people's misery doesn't nullify our own problems relevance
>it saddens me to think that other people don't have that relationship
I've never known anything different. I remember a happy time where we were like a normal family, , but those are overshadowed by all the memories of fights, arguments and misery
>I'm very lucky in many ways.
Your very existance is proof of that. You're like getting quints 2 twice in a row
>>684179469
It's great huh? I really like how he did the tentacles going around
>>684179541
Hey it's original Yuno
How are you man?
>>684179553
I've been playing a lot of Stellaris and Crusader Kings, Empire Building is fun.
>>684179995
Four away from quads confirm it won't be worth the wait.
>>684179906
私が話す日本語が大好き
>>684179541
What's up? What have you been up to?
>>684179558
NOOOO u
>>684179742
Hooooooooo damn! A week?>>684179995
Off by 1
>>684179760
Yes you do deserve it you miserable sac of dirty nipples
>>684179769
Dio how old is your computer?
>>684179906
Then pat her head see if I give a fuck
a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684179763
Likewise anon, stayed watching akame for esdeath
>>684180082
Tired AF, and you my friend?
>>684180234
Chillin, had a long day of work
>>684180252
I don't even remember at this point.
>>684179058
Hello Yuuko, good to see there are still constants here
>>684179109
lurking mostly, I'm pretty much vigil 2.0
>>684179469
I expect no less
>>684180082
Save it if you like, I made it myself
>>684180234
Yea, I used to about 2-3 times a day, every day, but it feels so much better if you hold it in for that long.
>Shiro
>>684180129
I'm gonna try some more DOOM.
It's kinda fun
>>684179769
Dio
>>684179946
You're a natural
>>684180381
There a few anons who refuse to leave.
It's too hard to let go.
You're on your way.
>>684179928
Somewhat I believe.. the nearest liquor store that has the bottle I wanted was 250 Km away..
>>684179995
>off by four
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>I hope it's worth the wait and money kek
>>684180273
I'm poisoned but good overall I guess, but getting tired now which makes me susceptible to feels
>>684180381
>saved
>>684180368
I know I'm new but shit it seems like your computer gets a blue screen multiple times daily
>>684180082
It really is. And then I almost died at only few weeks old because of pyloric stenosis. My whole life is a series of monumental gets. I hope that one day you can establish a family of your own, one that's a little more functional than the one you've known. You seem like a good person and no stranger to the problems that plague us all and I can only hope that you find peace in your life.
>>684180492
2-3 times? JESUS! Did you fucking cook with it?
>>684180364
Ah. Some pretty normie boring shit then
What do you do for work?
>>684180624
n-no, it'll be fine!!! trust me!!! you're gonna enjoy it!! how big is the bottle anyways???
>>684180733
>Poisoned
What did you eat?
>>684180786
Replace an AC in a tight ass attic
>>684180597
Aye
>>684180771
It does, in fact I've got 6 in the last 4 hours.
You'd think I'd get used to it, but I don't.
>>684180082
That's the best part. I will never git gud at shooping ;_;
>>684179541
My nigga
>>684180381
It's fucking great dude
>>684180969
Hello shinoa bro, how goes your day?
>>684180810
It's 750 mL with 43% of alcohol
>>684180933
>poisoned implying orally
deja-vu
>>684180969
>That's the best part. I will never git gud at shooping ;_;
You don't want to.
>>684180597
I usually keep this thread open in it's own tab and check every now and then. Sometimes good stories roll through or something intreresting happens. Very rarely I even get mentioned
>>684181176
Giggty
Holo claimed.
>>684181262
I thought the same thing lmao.
What happened, superior Mugi? (Maka)>>684181176
>>684181189
People don't know much about you mysterious.
>>684181158
43%?!?!?!
i would prolly get drunk off a quarter of a shot lol
im not sure if that's a good deal or not lol, all i hear about here is cheap whisky
>>684180947
I feel for you, I was running on some old WindowsXP machine until a year ago
>>684181386
Heheh great minds think alike
>>684181262
>>684181386
I have no idea what's going on.
>>684180783
I've learned to find peace by making your expectations realistic. If I can have a place to sleep, food in the fridge and internetz I'll be happy. Of course I'll strive for more but I can appreciate what I have because I know what it's like to not have them
>>684180933
>checked
I got bitten by some critter. Arms all numb and itchy now and I have constant nosebleeds. Not too worried about it though
>>684180969
Youtube tutorials? I learned most of my shooping skillz from just constantly fucking around with it
>>684180786
God damnit.
>>684181618
This is your fault.
>>684181674
Don't worry, I don't either
>>684181713
That... should warrent a hospital visit.. no? I know they're jews but still..
>>684181818
w-what's my fault????
>>684181618
That's the strongest drink I'll have to date kek
Getting drunk off a quarter of a shot?! You can't take alcohol at all lol I need 2 shots of 40% to get dizzy~
>>684181121
Good. Feels good when cleaning up mang. You?
>>684181176
Is it that bad?
>>684181713
Lol I do most edits on mobile. Like the thug pics
reminder ~
also post what you'll print ~
and change IP to order more ~
>>684181926
You're perfect in every way
>>684182105
>>684182075
Taking it easy now, had a long day at work
>>684181818
Those are some nice repeated digits. I can hardly contain myself...
>>684182229
>You're perfect in every way
You and I think alike sir!
>>684181926
Gardening.
>>684182073
i haven't had alcohol lol, and im 59 kilos kek, i would get destroyed by 2 shots...
im gonna see if we have anything here that is that strong...
>>684182229
t-thank you, but why do you say that??
>>684182075
>Is it that bad?
I thought it looked good. I meant it like: the impression that I get is people who get really good at shooping spend a shit ton of time on it. The way you did it looked good to me but I know nothing about it.
>>684182506
y-you too???
>i-im not perfect, you're the perfect one in our ship!!!
>>684182524
kek!!!, why is your gardening my fault???
>kagami
>>684181158
>>684181618
>>684182073
I remember when me and my ex gf bought a bottle of 62%
However I don't remember drinking it anymore
>>684181917
Eh, I haven't heard of any dangerous venomous animals here, I'll just wait it out for now. Wouldn't want to feed the jews
>>684182075
Those are actually not that bad but Ps is just so much more flexible
>>684182570
I like saying that kind of stuff but also you have good taste and I've seen you around a bit
>always liked Kagami best
>>684182506
Good taste again
>>684178175
>H.A.N.A.K.O claim
>Hangover edition
My head...
>>684182490
Well, it's better to not contain yourself. If you see what I'm saying.
>>684183341
I don't think a waifu thread will help your hangover.
>>684183209
oh!!! well thank you!! how are you doing today???
>>684182570
Never had any alcohol? I must be a dirty normie then since I first drank at 16-17..
>I'm not proud
The strongest you'll find will be around 40%
>unless you find something crazy like 60+%
>>684182916
You're perfect in my eyes~
>>684183143
Jesus, I hope you mixed it kek
>>684183209
I return the compliment to you!
>>684183341
Had a good night at least?
>>684183143
>I remember when me and my ex gf bought a bottle of 62%
That's a somewhat painful percentage. I once got a handle of some alcohol distilled by the People Party of China in Flushing, Queens. It was like 20 bucks for a liter of something like 150 proof. Me and a friend tried taking shots on the train but it was just painful. You could light it on fire though, which was cool.
>>684183143
Well okay, just dont die
>>684183341
Drink a lot of water and take Ibuprofen
>>684182292
Taking it easy with your wifey, hotaru?
>>684181818
That technical trips
>>684182743
so many requests for the pros. Must be tiring for them
>>684183143
And it looks funner to do too
Maki claimed- popping in for the thread edition.
Been at my parent's house yesterday and will be extremely busy tomorrow, I'll speak to you guys soon. I'll probably lurk for a bit too.
obligatory claim
>>684183680
OH FOR FUCKS SAKES
>>684183667
Yes
>>684183341
Hello H.A.N.A.K.O
do you require assistance?
S.A.C.H.I would be willing to help
>>684183561
as long as it's your eyes, that's all that matters <3
no no!!! lol, im just strange i guess, that's usually when people drink kek
well tennessee is a huge whisky state....ill see if i can find some crazy stuff
>>684183143
I made this in PS because I had nothing better to do.
How bad does it look?
>>684183461
>>684183561
>>684183620
Morning guys
>or should I say afternoon
I think yesterday will be my first and last time drinking, I feel like utter shit...
>>684183825
Just some water, thank you.
Μισώ τη ζωή μου.
rage quitted darksouls. someone make me feel happy
>jenny claim
>>684179541
Sup Ms Vegetable
>>684183947
You just had too much and no other liquids / solids to help absorb it right
>>684183947
>I think yesterday will be my first and last time drinking, I feel like utter shit...
What did you drink? Moderation makes it better.
>>684183508
Great! Just enjoying the night with everyone here. You seem like you're on here a lot or maybe there's multiple Kagamins?
>>684184119
Hallo Roboot
>>684184123
Oh its the one that fucks all the soldiers
>>684183561
I just said, I don't remember
Bottle was empty though
and shattered
>>684183564
Eh, up here we seem to tolerate the sting from alcohol more. Everywhere I went people marveled at my ability to drink pure vodka without flinching, like it's some achievement. It still tasted like we were drinking disinfectant though, but with more berries
>>684183604
Can't kill that which has no life
>>684183941
Thats decent. I really like the subtlety in her look
>>684184119
Remember last time you requested that?
>>684184119
git gud (^:
(what happened?)
>>684183911
If you buy some, mix it first because you never drank before <3
>too bad I started with vodka kek
>>684183947
You should've drank with moderation, friend~ What did you drink?
>>684183947
I personally don't drink for no reasons whatsoever.
>>684184277
Sad but true
>>684183781
>
>>684184119
I will never know that feel
Shinoa bro
>>684184427
Shit forgot pic
>>684184179
mmm i think im the only kagami poster, but yeah....i am on here quite a bit lol
>>684184343
hahaha i will, i dunno if i wanna start drinking, thanks for the advice though~
>>684184277
And I said I hope you mixed it. But if it was shattered... that must've been a crazy night you don't want to remember kek
>>684184137
>>684184343
Knocked out a couple bottles of Carlton Dry last night with dad. Had a jolly time, so we just drank without thinking.
>My body feels like lead
Good night everyone!
Remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>684184427
Why must you torment me like this?
>>684184688
Goodnight Emi!
>Kyouko
>>684184405
>>684184688
always do emi!!! good night, sleep tight and sweet dreams!
>>684184255
You love it
>>684184119
You dont have to play Datk Souls anymore
>>684184395
Oh hi Mr Loli Hater
>>684184785
Only casue I got to beat dat ass
>Yuno
>>684184535
Alright~
>>684184616
You'll get used to the feeling~
>>684184688
Good night~ I always exercise and eat somewhat healthy
>Megumin
>>684184688
farewell beautiful
>yuuko
new bread?
151 images
what
>>684184688
Night!
>>684184701
Super cute of course!
>>684184783
Can shinoa have a peach edit, peach demon?
Shinoa bro
>>684185174
/waifu/'s magic breaks the image limit every now and then
>>684185218
sure post in next thread the image you want
