i constantly ask myself, what is stopping me from having legal sex with all those beautiful gorgeous women on this planet?
why am i still clued to the fucking screen every day all day.
>>684133261
crippling depression
>>684133261
Your looks, obviously.
Nowhere to meet people.
All the girls around here are fat anyway.
These are the excuses I give myself.
>>684133639
/thread
>>684133261
Can't find em in real life anon? Use the screen you're glued to all day in your favour to get to know them
>>684133391
every poorfag has that, tell me something new.
>>684133639
better then some avg guys here.
>>684133678
clubs? are they still a thing?
>>684133852
m8 I live in farm country. Clubs aren't a thing here.
There's bars though. And they're filled with the aforementioned fat chicks.
>>684133774
are they all hiding in some young playboy mansions / private jets, where the fuck are they?
>>684133391
Crippling autism
>>684133852
im rich as fuck, im depressed as fuck
>>684134306
Give me your money. I can put it to good use.
>>684133261
I think about this too. Every time you think about sex, there's someone at that exact moment hulk smashing the fuck out of some prime pussy.
Then I remember that you unfortunately have to deal with women as you would other people and not like a human fleshlight and I quickly lose interest.
>i long for the day that whores are legal in my country
>>684134028
Fuck same here. In the rural areas you gotta go young, but if you arent nigger rich (see flashy car/truck, atv, big house, flashy clothes) they dont want anything to so with ya. Also the young ones suck, the ones your age are fat, have 3 kids from 2 marriages, or complete morons. Rural area sucks for pussy.
>>684134028
U live in kansas? Lolol. Meet on hookup sites and take em out. Chicks want the d too man. Keep your neckbeard up and your pimp hand strong op. Anon out.
>>684134306
How u rich. Where u get cash. I'm not trained at all but aspire to attain wealth and am depressed as fuck too atm. We do some fun shit though that might help. Lol, and if u wanna foot the bill for gas and food we deffinatly will have fun. Come to kansas. We fuck shit up redneck style
>>684134742
Yup. I can attest to that. Gotta drive to the city and fight the fucking bucklebunnies
>>684133261
My favorite personal excuses:
i dont have drivers license
not fit enough
nowhere to meet girls in my hometown
i dont live alone
not tall enough
"uh, shes not that great anyway"
>>684134306
Well money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy weed and that's damn close.
>>684134983
>hookup sites
>in a rural area
>mfw it is full of the same fat, single moms that are at the bars
>mfw it is full of robots
>mfw you have no clue what you are talking about
>>684135584
pretty much this.
>>684135584
Yup. I got a steel rod in my leg and don't wanna be a fucking bumber though. Can't smoke. Don't want fired.
>>684135221
cringed so hard i broke my neck
>>684135370
Even then though youre dumping tons of money in gas for a chance of hooking up, shit sucks. Need to get back into the city and stay
>>684135692
No I dont. Cause I live in fagfuck kansas born and raised. Literally cannot even get anything but satelite internet. I married high school gf. Way the fuck out of the game. Just trying to help. Didn't mean to trigger your nigger is autism
>>684133261
the problem is that they don't want to fuck you
>>684135993
Just saying man. I can tell you are clueless, and are trying to bait people. What kinda married loser is free on a friday at 2pm?
the fact that you on here on a friday night prettymutch sums it up anon
>>684133261
Look, anon. Go to a bar, be confident, find a girl who looks lonley, and just start talking to her. It really isn't hard, she is there to find someone to band, just like you are
this is now a trump thread
>>684136245
>What kinda married loser is free on a friday at 2pm?
fucking kek
>>684135909
Meh, I'm married. Get my bi annual blowjay and litteraly just swing my back door open and piss or cuss at nature
>>684136245
Not bait. Suck the fat end of my dick bro. Friday is fuckoff day. Work alone. 90 percent of customers take off early or work 4 days a week. I'm chill and wait till 5pm central and likely not do fuckall but be on here till 5
>>684133261
it's cus your fat
>>684136410
Lol. 2pm. Not night welcome to boringchan
>>684137064
Lol. U get married and try to entertain yourself. Fuckoff
>>684137348
>fat end of my dick
I highly doubt anything about your dick is fat, and that your wife is waiting for the day to leave your sorry ass. marrying your high school gf, jesus man are you that pathetic?
>Goofy Anon can't get laid. He just wants to make their pussy great again but can't take the next step. Very sad! Disgraceful!
>>684136665
there aren't any, do i need to fly to the other side of the planet?
>>684137693
Yup. Sure am. If she ain't left yet she ain't going nowhere. We broke up once for a year after school. #college bitches. I regret nothing. Dropped out of 2 jucos. Working on buying and renting my 3rd house. Break 50K a year doing fuckall. Have all sorts of projects and cars. Dune buggy, harley. Hanging out with a dude I litteraly shared a playpen with. I'm pretty happy with life. And the fat end of my dick is the back. It's funny. Calm your fucking tits and handle your shitm
>>684137681
kek + he'srightyouknow.jpeg
>>684138229
>i measure my life by the things i own
God you are the typical rural ass huh? What a waste of a life. Marrying that young, geez man enjoy your late 30s
>>684138436
Lol, I'm crippled and fucking useless and 30. The shit I have and friends are pretty much all I can measure my life's worth. Dafuq u want me to measure it in?
>>684138229
>dune buggy, harley
trumpet, cheese, rapist, clock
I can say words too, anon
>>684138436
Will you stfu with your self righteous garbage.
>>684138692
Well i guess since you are a broken man, things are your only measure of worth.
>>684138970
Shush. Being nigger rich is for niggers
It's because you're an atheist
>>684138809
Lol, good on ya?
>>684138970
Lol
>>684138980
That and my friends. Some of my family that arent niggers. Don't get to see friends much. Mutherfuckers keep dying off or moving out of shittown.
>>684139041
I dunno man. Nigger rich is always fun.
>>684139547
I feel ya man rural life can suck
>>684139618
No b3cause it just results in more problems you have to spend money on.
>my side by sides deiveshaft broke
>1000k down the drain to keep your toys from being broken
>>684139647
Meh, ups and downs. Overall I like it here. Moved a few other places and came back. Got a good job. I know who are the niggers and methheads. Know all the cops and never get fucked with. Always got shit to keep me busy.
>>684139547
your life sucks, kill yourself. problem solved.
>>684139756
True. My solution is to have a pasture full of junk shit. Either coble something together to fix it or budget income for parts. It's how I keep my shortwide running. $50 a month to parts and fluids until I can put a transfer in. I can now, but no reason to stress. Defeats the ourpose.
>>684139992
Lol, my life is pretty fucking sweet actually. Got childhood friends in from newyork. Gonna grab a pickup load of glass bottles after work. Play bottlekids, shoot tater canons, drink beer, and make lead dick shaped sinkers after work. I like my life. How happy are u trying to bring us on the top down. Why don't u step the fuck up? I'll give you a hand and let u come hang out if you can stop being an edgy nigger and calm the fuck down. Probably can get u weed if u want even.
>>684133261
sTRUMPe
>>684137126
I would literally kill myself if my sex life devolved into biannual blowjobs
>>684140558
>my life is pretty fucking sweet actually
>Gonna grab a pickup load of glass bottles after work. Play bottlekids, shoot tater canons, drink beer, and make lead dick shaped sinkers after work
>Being this redneck